“IIERE II_N_II_THERE. ' An Epitome of Happenings of of Interest to the Public. Garnered with Scissors and Pencil. Company D has organized a base ball team. _ .\ The Carpenter’s Union will meet this evening. The Pioneer boys held a“smoker” last night. Chief Bradley and his wife are in Newport to-dav. ‘ ‘ S. B. Wilson is new roofing the Doty barn on West'avenue. .___————— The 45 club will dine at Gregory’s Point, tic-night. Constable Hunt is on a hunt‘after delinquent dog owners. Some miscreant cut the Fishers Is- land Telephone Cable last night. Conductor Sweet and Utility Man J. Darney are at Newport to-day. Alfred Goldschmidt is visiting his cousin. A. Birkner on Fourth avenue. Mrs. Thomas Clupe and son Johnny are enjoying the salllbrious air of Ridge field. The Sterling Wilson place‘on Orchard street is being connected with the sewer system. Extensive preparations are being made for the Knights of Columbus ex- cursion. Mitchell 8: Son leased to-day the Fred Mead store to the 'Paris Hat Co. of New York. There will be a meeting of 00. F, 4th Regt. C. N. G. this evening, for the nomination of lieutenants. I Mrs. O. S. Ferry and daughter Mary are at Franconia, N. H., enjoying the bracing White Mountain air. Tu-night Congressman Hill is to tell us what money is,. at the Methodist church. Everybody is invited. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Camp returned to their home in Meriden, yesterday, after a weeks visit with relatives in this city. - , Irene Mason was taken with a fit at 'her home on Water street yesterday af- ternoon. Dr. A. H. Baldwin prescribed for her. A horse belonging to a man named Mead was' killed by coming in contact with a live electric wire at Darien last evening. A cross-connection on the trolly wires on Wall street was the source of quite a fiery electrical display during the thunder storm last night. Luella Latson is dangerously ill at the home of her brother John Latson on Orchard street. It is not believed that she will survive through the day. The remains of Dr. Isadore A. Kohn who committed suicide at the Bridge- portjail, last Saturday were taken to Fresh Pond, L. I. to-day for'crema- tion. ' The horse and dump-cart left with J ailer Howard has been identified as belonging to Bridgeport parties and Of- ficer Morehonse will turn over the prop- erty to Deputy Sheriff Doolan to-night. The case of the State vs. Edward Church is set down for a hearing to- morrow. Mr. Church is charged with cruelty to animals. He denies the al- legation and has secured an attorney to defend him. Town'clerk Smith was in receipt of a letter this morning announcing the safe . arrival at Newport, of the outing party who left here on the yacht Regina. The party stopped at the. Thimble Is- lands and report having had a splendid run to Newport. Among Norwalk people who are at ., Newport to-day are William Baker, Newsman Benedict, Simeon Keith, Charles Seymour, Lambert ShntSkey, Arthur Slauson, George Grumman, D. .. Hartley Weeks, Arthur Wheater, Henry Grumman, William Secor, Walter Bates and George Allen. The Norwalk Library is one of the coolest and pleasantest spots in the . city. The av’erage number of visitors is over ahundred a day. The hours for the present are as follows, the first . week having been experimental: 9:30 a. In. to 12:00 m. 2:00 till 6:00, and 7:00 ti118:00p. m., reading room open till 9:00. 0 At Best. The funeral Of Louis Hofi‘man who met with a fatal accident early last Sun- day morning was attended' from his late home at Broad River, this after- noon. Delegations from the Sons of Hermann, the Hauragauri and Lieder- krang societies ,were present. Each , society contributed a beautiful floral , piece. The interment was in Riverside ' '5 cemetery. ' » " .1 sou-rs NORWALK“. - ' The Soilth Norwalk Office of the Gazette Is at, the store of New- man & Pinney. No. 12 North Main Street. where Advertisements and Orders for Job Printing, as well as Homer M. Byington, Manager. Water at the Knob 70°. Aparty of young people expect to - spend this evening at the Knob. I Miss Emilie Jennings, of West street, is entertaining Miss Ethel Frisbie. Miss Angeline Scott, our popular librarian has returned from her vaca- tiOn. . The Epworth League of the East ave- nue M. E. church held a meeting last night. Mr. and Mid. Andrew Thompson, of West street, entertained a few friends last evening, The Twin City Wheelmen will hold their regular monthly meeting next Tuesday evening. The Tramway cars were stalled yes- terday afternoon on account of the power giving out caused by the light- ning. Mr. Talimadge Baker and son Frank, of West street, left this morning for . Woodbnry, to spend several days with friends in that grand old town. The funeral of William H. Stevens will be held from his late residence on Elizabeth street, this afternoon at 2 o’clock. The Rev. A. S. Kavanagh will ofiiciate. The Young Men’s Republican Club will meet this evening in President E. E. Crowe’s office, No. 8 North Main street. A large attendance of members and their friends is expected. First Lieutenant Everitt Tolles, of the Twin City Wheelmen, returned home last night after having spent two pleasant weeks at Ocean Grove. He reports the wheeling there as beizg very fine. Miss Florence Brown, the popular ticket agent at the east bound depot, sold 175 tickets for the Newport excur- sion of to-day. She says that she could have disposed of 50 more if the company had sent them to her. As it was, some of the people were obliged to go to Westport to purchase their tickets. John Brown was arrested last night on the charge of breach of the, peace. The complainant was his wife. It seems that they had some angry words and his wife then had him arrested. He found a bondsman and was released. This morning in the Town Court Judge Hubbell continued the case until Satur- day afternoon at 4 o’clock. ' James Flynn was arrested last night by Special Officer Worden for eluding his fare between Bridgeport and this city. This morning in the Town Court Judge Hubbell fined him 35 and costs but suspended sentence long enough for him to get out of town. This is the first arrest that Officer Worden has made. The members of Putnam Hose and a number of their friends were royally. entertained at Roton Point last night‘by , E. A. Woodward. Smythe’s orchestra furnished music for them and the sup- per was of the finest order. After sup- per speeches were-made by a number of those present and the happy party re- mained until 11 o’clock enjoying them- selves. On their breaking up Mr. Woodward received their hearty thanks for a most enjoyable evening. Mrs. Mather, who lives oyer the Post Office, had a counterpane stolen from her clothes line yesterday afternoon. She notified the Police and Captain George Wants-to-be-a-detective Glad- stone started to hunt up the thief. He succeeded in finding him and the thief dropped the ccunterpaine and ran. “Glady” gave chase but after vaulting several back fences and climbing two or three telegraph poles he was obliged to give up the chase. However he re- covered the stolen property, for which deed he deserves a crown of laurel. Rev. Gerald H. Beard and family left this morning to spend a couple of weeks at Sugar Hill, Franconia, N. H. Chief of Police Vollmer received Word from Danbury this morning say- ing that the police of that city had in custody two of the Mulvihill boys, who lived at 21 Munroe street in this city. The Danbury police wanted to learn from their parents what they wished done with them. Chief Vollmer visited Munroe street but found that the par- ents of the boys had moved to Stam- ford. He therefore telephoned to Dan- bury telling them to send word to Stamford. A man came up to .Captain George Wants-to-work Gladstone last night and told him he had seen a man enter the second story window in the rear of the Warwick'Hotel. The Captain im- mediately rushed r ound there and see- ing the window open crawl ed up on the 'roof and put his head in the window. The man told him he Was a regular border and had lost his night key. His name he said was Charles Hennessy. The Captain went around and awoke Mr. Hamilton and on his saying the man was a boarder returned to his beat with the knowledge that he had done his duty. , . 0 NEW CANAAN. _———-—— Bnilder Wilson of. Norwalk has: a gang of carpenters and Masons at work finishing off the threecottages he has been building for Liveryman Rowland on East avenue. ‘- . Items of News. can be left with Where the Presidents are Buried. The burial places of our Presidents are widely scattered. Washington lies at Mount Vernon; the two Adams are buried under the old church at Quincy, Massachusetts; Jefferson rests at Mon- ticello; Madison’s grave is at Montpe- lier, not far from Monticello; Monroe’s remains lie in the Richmond Cemetery; Jackson’s grave is in front of his old residence, “The Hermitage ;" Van Bu- ren was buried at Kinderhook ; Harris- on, at North Bend. near Cincinnati; Polk at Nashville; Taylor’s remains are near Louisville; Fillmore lies in Forest Lawn Cemetery, Buffalo; Pierce was buried in Concord, New Hampshire, and Buchanan at Lancaster, Pennsyl- vania; Lincoln’s grave is near Spring- field, Illinois; Johnson’s at Greenville; Garfield’s at Cleveland, Ohio; Grant at Riverside, and Arthur’s at Albany.— Washington Letter. Advice for Wag. Earner-s. A dinner should be chosen with care in the summer months, especially by those in moderate circumstances whose income is dependent on their health. Wines and vegetables should be in sym- pathy with the meat. Thus with epi- grammes de pigeonnaux drink claret cup and eat black Hamburg grapes; with venison, take dry champagne, melon, and French beans; with ortalo ans, chateau Yquem; with artichaux a la qarigoule, tokay. These niceties mafiseem trivial to a man with a vast appetite and uncultured palate, but they give sweetness and light to the banquet; they are the results of a subtle and rec- ondite chemistry which renders impossi- ble both indigestion and dissatisfaction. —Boston Journal. _ So Near and Yet '0 Far. Fizzer—I tell you what, old boy, it’s a. case that makes my hearttbleed. The fellow has died and left a. wife and six little ones entirely unprovided for. Quizzer—Didn’t he even have his life insured? Fizzer—Oh, no; no company would risk him—his profession was too haze ardous. ‘ Quizzer—Why, what was he? Fizzer—A life insurance agent.— Life. One Effect 0: the Hill. Begging—What I don’t like about the Raines bill is that it changes the name of Sunday. ‘ Moggins—How is that? Boggins—Changes it to Thirstday.— Browning, King & Co’s Monthly. Unavoidable Delay. “That hanging was half an hour he- hind time.” “Yes; the sheriff and the condemned man got to talking about their bi- cycles.”——Chicago Daily News. Keeping the Record Good. “Why,” asked the casual observer, “did you shoot that tenderfoot‘i" “Because,” replied the chairman of the Civic Federation, always glad to supply reasonable information, “he would have otherwise died of consump- tion, and we are trying to have our own recognized as a health resort, you know.”—Detroit Free Press. Absolute Proof. A recruit, wishing to evade service, was brought up for medical inspection, and the doctor asked him: “Have you any defects?” “Yes, sir: I am shorted sighted.” “How can you prove it?” “Easily enough, doctor. Do you see that nail up yonder in the wall?” “Yes.” . “Well, i don’t.—Tid-Bits. The Beginning of the End. Something whizzed through the air at a. distance of about ten feet from the head of William the Conqueror. “Was not that an arrow?” asked the monarch. “It went rather too wide for a. nar- row,” said the court jester, and from that moment his ofiice began to lose in importance and respectability—Indian- apolis Journal. - The Dlfl‘erence. Mr. Frankstown—There goes young Mr. Homewood, cycling with-that pretty grass widow. . ‘ Mr. Point Breeze—Yes;he’s deeply in- fatuated with her. He tells me he can’t live without her. Mr. Frankstown—That’s odd. I know her ex- husband very well, and he confided to me that he could not live with her.—-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele- graph. Strengthenlng Iron. It was formerly believed that cast iron. when subjected to long-continued shocks and jarring, became crystallized and brittle. but Mr. A. E. Outerbridge, Jr., of Philadelphia, has recently shown by a. series of experiments, that instead of being weakened, cast iron is really strengthened by repeated bowls and concussion. w Speed. “Want somebody to help out?” he in- quired of the head bookkeeper. “Are you quick at figures?” “Yes, sir.” , “How quick are you?" ~ “I’m so quick that I kinfollow up the arithmetic a candidate puts out in the newspapers when he’s countin’ votes. A man can’t he no ouicker’n that. can he?" Price List of Chamberlain’s Medicines. Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diur- rhoea Remedy. The most successful medi- cine in the world for bowel complaints, 25 and 50 cents per bottle. ' Chamberlain‘s Cough Remedy. Famous for its cures of coughs, colds, crou 1 and whooping cough, 25 and 50 cents per otlle. ‘ Chamberlain’s Pain Balm. For rheuma- tism, lameback, sprains, bruises,'Cuts, burns, scalds, frost bites and chilblains, 25‘and 50 cents per bottle. druggist. - For sale byE. P. Weed. NAPOLEON’S SWELL" FRIENDS. , Oflhand Way in Which He Spoke of His Royal Correspondents. The great Napoleon’s character was a strange mixture of eager desire to en- joy .the honors and glitter of -royalty and_of contempt for those whom he found upon thrones. It was as if he thought a crown the thing most of all to be desired in the world, but had no respect for kings who had not them- selves won their crowns. He laughed at all attempts to prove that his own blood was derived from royalty, and said that his nobility did not go back any further than his receipt of his cor- poral’s commission, says the Philadel- phia Enquirer. It is told that Bonaparte presided one day in the French Senate, and, taking out his pocket handkerchief, accident. ally dropped several letters on the door. Senators scrambled to be the first to pick up the letters, which were all finally gathered up and returned to the Emperor in a bunch. “Oh, never mind,” said he; “they are of no consequence at all; simply some letters from Alexander and Frederick, who tease me almost to death with their. troublesome correspondence.” Alexander was the Emperor of Rus- sia. and Frederick the King of Prussia. . “And, by the way,” Napoleon went on, “Alexander—see—writes a better hand than Frederick. But (searching his pockets for another letter) Francis, here, writes worse than either of them." _ ' Francis was the Emperor of Austria, who, by the way. judging by the sam- ples of Bonaparte’s handwriting that re. main, certainly did not write a worse hand than the great Emperor of the French. And. at any rate Alexander, Frederick and Francis, calling to their aid one George Of England, were event- ually able to write the doom of this se- vere critic of theircorrespondence. Advertising on Trees. One of the most disagreeable of spec- tacles along village streets and country roads is the sight of noble trees disfig- ured by flaring advertisements and no« tices of various sorts. A splendid oak, which commanded the landscape long before the Revolution, and arouses the sentiment ‘of veneration in the mind of any one who has a. love for the beauti- ful relics of the past , receives no re- spect from the village people. Tothis tree a. local tradesmen attaches 3. hide- ous, advertisement of a clothing. store. Below that the advertisement of some fertilizer, rudely printed on cotton cloth, flaps in the wind, offending the eyes of human beings and frightening passing horses. . Upon a great elm in a village green ‘ are tacked all manner of announce- ments—0f local concerts and meetings, of lost breastpins and jackknives, and of auction sales. Its gray and venerable sides are furrowed and defaced by the nails driven there by several genera- tions. Seeing a. tree served in this man- ner, the correspondent of a contempo- rary has proposed that a placard to read as follows be added to the rest: “Lost! The dignity of this tree, through the disrespect Of the towns- people!" This ill treatment of old trees is gen- erally the result of thoughtlessness, and not of deliberate intention, and it is possible that such a placard might lead people to think. There should certain- ly be a. convenient place in every vil- - lags for such announcements as those described; but that place is not the most graceful and venerable tree in the town—nor, indeed, any tree at all.— An Afiidavit. This is to certify that on May 11th, I walked to Melick’s drug store on a pair of crutches and bought a bottle of Chamber- lain’s Pain Balm for inflammatory rheuma- tism which had crippled me up. After us— ing three bottles I am completely cured, I can cheerfully recommend it. -— CHAS. H. WETZEL, Sunbury, Pa. Sworn and subscribed to before me on August 10, 1894.——WALTER SHIPMAN, J. P. For sale at 25 and 50 cents per bottle by E. P. Weed, druggist. user’s vous cllllller. ~ A fine building lot on “filter: ave- nue. If you intend to build, look at this before purchasing. Water, gas. and sewer on the avenue. Will be sold at a Bargain. W. H. BYINGTON, Ileal Estate and Insurance, Room I. Gazette B’I’d. ‘Fairiield County National Bank. 44 Wall Street, N orwalk, Conn. NUORPORATED. 1324- Capital. $200,000 EDWIN O. KEELEB President. . DAVID E. ' ILLER. Vice.Pre51dent. _ . L. C . GREEN. Cashier DIRECTORS . EDWIN O. KEELEB’ MOSES H. GLOVEB DAVID H..M1LLER. A. J. MEI-skim, F - ST. JOHN Locxwoon, Tusononn E. Sur'rn [BA COLE, CHAS F. ansmnr. Accounts of Manufacturers’ Merchants and [nd1v1duals solicited. , Safe Deposit Boxes free to Depositors. u. AZETTE . ,~ . . r ‘ ‘ ’ ' TAXCOLLEGTOR’S ‘ NOTICE NOTICE is hereby given to all per- sons liable to pay taxes to the town of Norwalk, in the County of Fairfield and State of Connecticut, on the Assess- ment List of 1895, that I will meet them to receive said taxes, at the following times and places, to wit: _ At the store of W. S. Hanford, East Norwalk, (Down Town) on Tuesday September 'lst, 1896, from 10 o’clock forenoon, until 12:30 afternoon. .At the store of J. C. Randle, at Win- nlpauk, on the afternoon of Tuesday. September let. 1896, from 8 o’clock unt114:30 o‘clock. . At the store of Alphonso Dibble, at South Five Mile River, on the evening .of Tuesday, September ‘lst, 1896, from 7:00 o’clock until 8:30 o’clock. At the ofiice_of the Collector, Room No. 1 Masonic building, in the City of N orwalk. in said town of Norwalk, on Wednesday, . September 2d, 1896, from 9 o’clock forenoon. until 3 o’clock after- noon, and from 7 to 8 o’clock in the evening. . Mr. Stephen Comstock, of Comstock Bros” Norwalk, and Mr. J. M. Layton, at his office, Railroad Place, South Nor- walk, are authorized to receive taxes for me. . On all taxes which shall remain un- paid after the 1st dayof October, 1896, interest at the rate. of NINE PER CENT will be charged from the 3151; day of Augiust 1896, until the same shall be pal . GEORGE B. 81'. JOHN, Collector, In and for said Town of Norwalk, on the List of 1895. Dated at N orwalk. Ct., July 8, 1896. NOTICE. CITYIAXESI NOTICE i= hereby given to all per- sons llable_to pay taxes to the City of Norwalk, 1n the County of Fairfield and State of Connecticut, that the undersigned, Collector of Taxes for sald_Clty, on assessment list of 1895, has received a warrant from the Mayor for the collection of the tax laid by said City, .March 2, 1896, on the ratable es- tate liable to taxation therein; that Said Taxis Payable July Isl, And that he will- be present at the Council Room in the Fairfleld County National Bank Building, every week day from 9 a. m. to 12 m., and from 2 to 5 p. m. from July 1,, 1896 until Sep- tember 1, 1896. ' Saturday evenings from 7 to 9 o’clock. Also, that upon all of said taxes re- maining unpaid, after the 1st day of August, 1896, interest at the rate of nine (9) per cent. per annum will be charged from the 1st day of, July, 1896, until the same is paid. ADDISON A. Bn'rrs, Collector of City Taxes, List of 1896. MISS nBAIRD’S INSTITUTE. N0rwalk,Conn. 25TH YEAR. 15th Year in Norwalk.‘ BOARDING Mill DAYSGIIOOL Primary, intermediate. academiciand college preparatory classes. Specialists employed for physical culture, elooution, music, art and the languages. Careful attention to morals and manners. A limited number of day pupils and special students admitted. Send for cir- cular. Early application desirable. Miss Baird is at home to visitors on Thurs- ..day and Friday of each week until 5 D. m. HAVE ARRIVED. My new line of 5 ring and Summer Suit ngs, which will be made up in the latest styles and at the lowest possible price consistent with good work. Call in and inspect them. F. KOCOUR, MERCHANT TAILOR, 17 Noth Main 81.. 80th Norwalk. Raymond & Son. . Successorsto George H.Raymcnd. Furniture Dealers and General Funeral Directors. .6 and 48 Main Street Norwalk or; I Residence, Berkeley Place. Telephone No. 7 7—4 Importan I: i:- NotiCe 2 A Great Sale of WALL PAPERS- $3,000 WOrth of Wall Paper will be Sold AT COST During the next Thirty Days. ‘ * “New'man & Pinney, _ I 2 North Main Street. South Norwalk - that way; some more. BRIDGEPORT. ”The . . . . , ID). M. Read } @Dmpamly. TWO SESSIONS EACH ‘ f BUSINESSDAY For buying colored wool dress goods to be made up into DréSs Skirts, free; forenoon and afternoon. And to tell the truth everybody seems bent on having. at least one made We'll make a dozen if you want them just as cheerfully and just as good as we will one. There’s an immense'satisfac- tion in'choosing the material that you like, that's becoming, and having a correct tailormade dress skirt fitted and made for nothing; without a can: of cost. Men’s all-silk club house String Ties, 10¢. each. Of course they won’t last a great while at that price. _ adies" Summer Underwear— ribbed Vests, 10¢. each; others at 1212c each. Either high neck and short sleeves or low neck and short sleeves. New line Iadies’ Umbrellas, 26-in. for 75c., $1.00, $1.25 and $1.50. As genteel as you would ask to have; - as good, too. Q New Bicycle Cloth, small check and mixture effects, 12% cents a yard. Very becoming for the purpose. FIGURED LAWNS, 5 to 12c. yd. DIMITY, 6; to 19¢. yd. JACONET, 10 to 15c. yd. and a complete assortment even at those prices. ‘ Fast Black Sateen Underskirts—a chance to buy cheap. Made with a 6-in ruifle,.ready to put right on and wear—cheaper than you could buy the material—37 cents'each. ———_ The Silverware department has dropped into the bargain habit: sim- ply because it couldn’t help it—for this reason : ‘ SILVER WATER PITCHERS, $1.98, SILVER PUDDING DISHES, $1.98. There's an advantage in buying silver goods here that one ought not to lose sight ofédry goods prices on envy article. ; ram-V. 5" ' l, . “F, .._>...r‘ .__." \_- .