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One Your ....82.00l8lx1lolths...$l.oo
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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WALK. cows. 14:
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’ all hours. Whh’h can be had by aypitmr ;
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SOUTH NORWALK POST OFFICE.
31qu EAST (lost—ado and Stat) x. 31.; 5:80 and
7:55 P. x.
XAIIs Wssr CLOSE—71m A. 1.: 3:(lend 1:55 P. 1.
lbs-urns HAIL DYE—8:“) A. u: 3:3) r. n.
Wssrm Mer DI'E-Qflland $44 A. 1; 61!) P. I.
DAsnrnY MAIL CLOSH‘) A, 1.; 6.1!) p_ ;,
DASBI'RY MAIL DYE—82m A. 1.; 5:45 p. I,
M. WILCOX. P. M,
NORWA‘LK POST OFFICE.
MAIL: EAST CLOSE—8:30 and {too A. 3.: 5.11) and
21-00 r. x.
Mxns WEI- CLOSEAIE A. 1; it!) and &(l) r. :.
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ROWAYTON POST OFFICE.
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EASTEILV MAIL Dru—7:50 x. 1.; 3:25 r. n.
Wssrsns MALL DUB—8:55 A. x.
OLIVER COOK. l'. ll.
SOUTH NORWALK CITY OFFICERS.
HflWiDI‘DLEY P. ELY.
(Inf—WALT“: T. WGEAS.
Treasurer—J AXES A. Buows.
(patriot-A035. W. SIITE
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Marshal-Jinx.“ L. RI‘ssnu.
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lamps :Id Rouse Furnishing Goods.
\l m liming. Tin. flipper and Sheet lmu work 9
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137‘ tulml {u '
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POT'PIER & STX’DIL'H
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Want-coma, So. 625 Broadway.
Wanna-tens sad Factnry list and find streets. and :
Lexington name. New York. l
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SOCIETY INDEX.
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B \\ ;h.:m. Fri-s.
.‘i.\\(l.\'li‘
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ht. W .\l
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HUD FELLOWS,
‘L "<17. Al: 10.;
no.1: I‘YL‘U Mundfl]
‘l 5' , ._\'orwalk.
Hall. on
\' ‘ 4.
\v’s Hall. on
nde. High
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2. Jrhn ll )l. 1).: \irx- Prusidvnt. In
31 IX: Si‘ff‘l'lllry. \V. A. Lockwood. M, D
r. .VI. ll Pardm‘. M. D
TEMPERAXt‘i-I
' Trrnpi’e'. In. 5.7 Rivet: every Friday
r 1131., in Dihbin's Block. Main strum.
Mr~ Dr Purdue. \V. C. T
W; I 0 'v' TA-Mm‘ffl (-n-ry‘Vmim-s-
3 tr llaii. Main ain‘t-t. Snnth Nor
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4'! T9112!» rrIm‘r, "."gflrl/ing
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.. in . nn .‘Iain Shot", South Nurwnlk. J. R.
R;_vmun-i.\\' t‘ T
.anrilfrrref [EFL-‘llllL .Vn 2:8 < ff T.*.\ll‘vi~' (-H-ry
' ' .2 llzvir HAZE. Bank Building. \anl
‘ 'lll‘f‘k‘ \V, P.
., N If Tiliz-x-ts c\'vr_v
'ir Mail. on “'sll :Inrct, Nor»
, I: .Vi‘ig,‘y chnzs first Monday
rn mouth. Rooms in fiance‘s Buildinz.
~. :_ over insurance other, Norwalk James
. anfdent.
BENETOLKXT WET“.
NJ: Blue-cola: Anodafiouillm-is first
_ t-ning of each month. Rooms in limb-
be Binds: comcr Main and Wall streets. ‘zn.
HAD-1:. l’ra‘idcnl.
TRADES {’NIUNS.
(Kink/awn? and Ja'nerx‘ (Winn. Na. 5"), of South
' Intuit—Moo: on the first and third Fridny evew
* in each month. at their rooms. on Main street.
\1lk. “'m. A, Kcllorg. Prnsidcnt; 1-1. H. Dibble.
In.»
fin:
Hat Hal-Arr? Local Trade Association. of South
Noni—alk-Xcets on the lst of Janunrv. April. July
and October. in each year. E D. Cornell. Prosidcut:
Thomas Madden. Sea-em.
FIRE DEPARTMENT.
Picnic":- H.003: and deu’r'r Lo. No. l. _\'<-r\mik.—
E 31-;th save-mi Thurszluy in with month. E. 5. Wil-
cnzcu. Foreman.
Rim-stir tha’nni." E"‘{fl:”e 01,, No. l. .\‘nrwuik.—hlccts
first Tucsdav in 03C}! munch. J. B, 2115, Foreman.
Pfurni: Home (2a.. No. 1. X0rwnlk~¥eets am
Wedncsdsy in each month. C. F, Marvin. Foreman.
BELL &. RAYMOND,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers
~l.\'#
Oysters, Clams, Fish and Lobsters,
Oysters by the Barrel and Gallon,
Fruit and Vegetables in their Season.
'E‘T OF THE NEW YORK A.\'D NEW 343‘“
RULEOQ DEPOT,
“:1
Sou: h Norxvalli. Conn.
omrmx EATIOX‘D,
Is an animus: biweekly W. W
inWestpornConn. Ed: number contxim am
muryofthenewxcommunfnfimfrom -
are-
Ithasainjtm dmhflonofmlmndm.
chidyantbelm‘e‘ofitbe KewYorkndRewExvm
may mdalhdagmmlfll
other town: 39;? onof
their Meta. few «hum!
making Modem-“fleas! medi
furs“ Yorkmerchntsud
rooms.
SAIPLIOOHFBB
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mu Eur. All m net
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$3-
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30011.9;
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and third Tut-s»
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3'.“ of Pr rim-dis. _\'.). ‘l. l t)
‘ :hv fir-x: and .
HARDWARE.
'I lost “torment In town of
GENERAL HARDWARE.
MECHANICS TOOLS,
0f the best quality.
Paints, Oils and Window Glass,
filigril°i£§§§$d33d “$2,325.33? 53.??? :13
Pocket Cutlery, of thcrfixt quality, cheapfor ash.
\V. C. QUINTARD Gt 00.,
Comer Main and ‘Vasliington streets,
SOUTH NORWALK, COB'N.
noun RNA".
ltf
w_ r. QI'IxrAnn.
South Not—walk, Nov. 2'7, 1870.
33.311 Insured" "#72
CASH CAPITAL, $200,000,
All pnivi in anti securely invcstcd
st nrl.t‘s,atfi.v l, - - 332,316.40.
[“1 IRFI ELI) (TOI'NTY
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY,
—OF~‘
South IVoxwva-llr.
I)! IKI‘I(‘T()IKH :
in”. ,\ \‘(izztr -‘.!1. 3
. \Yll.l.l\.\i .\l. T‘VEED. NP“ York.
ELBIRT A. \V(H)D\VARD. 3‘0th Norwaik
‘* JALIES il. IXGERSULL. uf lngcrsoll, “'hlh’on & (‘u..
Now York,
DVDLEY P ELY. President First Natinnnl Bunk,
South Nnnvalk.
1,01le INGERSULL South Nnru‘nlk
'I‘. ll. )Illl‘l‘KISUN. Morison. Son & Hutchinson. _\'or
\\'21 1.
CHARLES C. DEAN. Noruulk.
FRED \" niil'IIGI-IRHOF'. Duricn
JOHN P‘kll-EA'TTY. John P. Bonny & Bro-2. Nor-
u'a '
HENRY R. TREAD‘YELL. “'cflporl.
(‘HESTER F. TULLES. South Nunnlk.
JI'LII'S A. CASPER 8mm.
PETER L. CI'S'NIS'GBAM. South Norwulk.
HENRY R. FITCH. South Norwnlk.
i TALMADGE BAKER. South Norwnlk.
r ELBI'R'I‘ A. “'00D\\’Am’). President.
‘ HENRY R. TREADXVELL. Vice Ph‘sidt'nl.
WlNl-‘iI-ZLD S. ilANFUKD. Secretary.
Cantphor‘iller,
. 0X}: Hi" THE GREATEST DISCOVERIES OF THE
AGE FOR THE RELIEF 01" PAIN.
5h llnrmnn i,
,' l‘:1: '1: .luI'l) Il(l;ipil‘(l l0
Rheumatism, Sprains, Stifi' Joints,
Glandular Swellings, (SIC.
U.\'l.\' 'i‘\\'i‘:.\"l‘\'rl"l\'E CENTD A BOTTLE.
rut ml“ by all llruggists.
HHYT 3: n1..\ Xt‘llARD, Proprietors.
2U} \uREPIN\VlCIl NI‘REHT, NEVI' YORK.
(‘nll for ll u!
S. F. I‘ECK‘S,
DRI'GGIsr. '
lrtf South Norwulk, Conn.
W. H. swonns,
MerchantTailor,
COR. WASHINGTON AND MAIN STS.
SUI'TII NURVVALK. CONN.
Scotch Chevoits, Meltons, C rape
and English Coatings,
MADE UP IN STYLE. AND AT LOW
EST PRICES.
.-\ good fit warmmcd and made as the customer
may want it. Cutting done for others to make as
hcrctoiurt‘. Also, a large mortmcnt of
HATS AND CAPS.
lAtf
’N’E’W’HAVEN 'in’u—s‘f Cd. 7
Organized under Charter of the Logis-
luture, Session of 1871.
CAPITAL s 1 00,000
Banking House, 67 Church St,
NEW HAVEN. CONN.
Wells Southworth, Pres-
Alex. HcAllsfer, Sec’y.
IS NOW READY for the mnmtlon of a General
_ business, conducted on mine lea
as ah’nnonxl Bunk Ind comb o A GS
BANK. TRUST COXPANY. undo 30K
RAG of any amount neared payable
BI
,lymsppcarsthin lggend: “
After.
After the shower. the tnnqull sun :
After the mow, the emerald luv-cs;
Silver our: when the do: in date;
After the harvest, golden shelves.
After the clouds, the violet sky;
After the tempest, the lull of waves;
Quiet woods what the wind-go by;
After the halo. [tuneful graves.
After the knell, the wedding bells:
AM the bml the rddhnt rose ;
Joyful greetings from sud firewalls;
After our weeping. fleet upon.
After the burden. the blissful meed;
After the flight. the downy nest:
After the furrow, the vvxklng seed:
After the slndowy river—rest l
————-—v.>-—-
Old Fxmer Gray gets Photognphod.
I want you take a pictur o‘me {Ind my old woman
here,
Jest as we be. if you please, sir, wrinkles, gray
hnlrs. Ind all;
We never was vnin as our best, and we‘re going on
eighty years,
But we've got some boys to be proud otallnud-
some nn‘ straight and tall.
They nrc coming home thi- summer, the nineteenth
day of July.
Tom wrote me, (Tom‘s a lawyer in Boston, since
forty-eight) ;
So we‘re going to try and Illl'pl’ise 'cm, my old wife
and LA
Tum. Harry, lay. and Elisha, and the two girls.
Jennie and Kate.
I gucsa you‘ve been] of Elisha—he preaches In Mid-
dlctown.
I‘m a Methody. myself. but he's ‘Piucopal, be
any.
Don't spore it makes much diflumncc. only he wears
a gown;
An‘ i couldn't nbidc (bein‘ old and set) what I call
them Punish ways.
But he‘s good, for I bmught him up: and Tom and
Harry ‘n‘ Zny.
They‘re mcrchnnts down to the city, an" don’t for-
get moihcr ‘n' me.
They‘d givc uq the fat of tho laud, if we'd only come
their way:
And Jcnnic and Kntc un- pt-artly ad. for they mar-
ricd rich, you 500.
You saw on Ilu- nmctccnth of next July our Golden
Wedding comes on.
For flfly yours in the sun and ruin wo‘vc pullod at
lhl' sumo old cart.
We've never had any troubli-
poor I-un John
Wont wrong, nn' I drove him 06:
broke thc old woman‘s hurt.
to speak of. only our
'n‘ It almost
Well. lud. that's u cnr‘m fix. sir! Do you screw it in-
to the lit-oil ‘
l'u- boom of _this photography, and I reckon it's
scary Work
[In _\\I\l inkt‘ lhc pictcrz- by lightnin‘iu Lu, )‘cp‘; nothc
m-iglibors said.
It‘s the sun thnt does It
was known to shit-k.
. Old \vumhn: ‘n' he never
yes. l‘ll be rudln‘ the Bible; old woman.
what‘ll you do 3
Jon! sit on the other side 0‘ me, 'u' I‘ll take hold 0‘
your hand
That‘s the Why we f‘OllnI‘d. mister, If it.» ill] the some
“'31.
lo you!
And that‘s the way we‘re a guin‘. please God. to the
light 0‘ the better land
I nvvrr could look that thing In tho face. if my eyes
ml: or good a.— gold.
‘Taint ovvr! Du my ! \Vlinl, thv work is dour r
Old woman, that bouts the Dutch.
Jcst think I wc‘vo got our pictunl took; Ind we ni‘h
eighty yeunl old I
There ain't many couple In our town, of our age,
that can my as much.
Then-‘5 a drup of bitter in may swcct. And my old
woman and me
Will think of John when the rust come home.
Would I forgive him, young sir?
“l‘ “as only a boy. and] “an a fool for bcin‘ so hard,
you 2-1-9
If 1 could jlm got him HIVVCVD those arms, l'd
stick to him like a burr.
And what‘s to pay for the sunshine that‘s pointed my
gray old phiz I
Nothln‘! That's (mine! You don‘t work for the
pleasure of working. hey?
Uld woman, look here! there‘s Tom in that into,—
I‘m hlI-st If the chin isn't his!—
tlood God 2 she know- him—it‘s our son John, the
l“ y that We drove away!
' [Iurlford Poxl.
W
Bubbles-
“ Hard In Ilcnl \vith"—An old pack of
cards.
The paths of glory which led to the grave
are explained as allopath and homeopath.
Adam‘s nativity has at but been discover~
ed. lie was. according to Darwin, a germ—
man.
A girl writes to a Chicago paper that. her
heart is as light. as a. ball of pop corn on a
bed of swau‘s down.
There is a firm in Boston named Gray 6:
Lunt. Half their letters come to them ud—
dresscd, “ Lay & Grunt."
Young Tom Hood, hearing of the great
conflagmtion at Chicago, said: “ That sort
of thing must be chequed."
A bachelor is politely described as a man
who unwed theoppdnnnityofmcklng
some poor Woman miserable:
A cotempomyy Iells the ladies that they
must “ take heart." Just what the dear crea-
tures have been doing for ages.
Why is a son who enacts to his mother’s
second marriage like on exhausted pedes-
trian? Because he can't go a stepfather.
“ Who's there?" cried a patrol to a pass-
ing figure one dark night. “It’s 1, patrol,
don‘t be aft-did," kindly replies an old wo-
mu.
Amherst-award meeting concluded‘
his oratory by remarking with emphasis,
“ Remember, the eyes of the wt popuu are
upon you.” ,
Enviom The editor of gig-flew (1335
Mercury enviee the elephant, because Mrs.
N ephnt never take: but one trunk with
her when travdhg. ‘ . -
0m M dim» of A cobbler Sh?!) inw-
palrod. Kama but}! - , .
.m Injured putyu' o Huron“?
of make ant, slayer M tho am t
Rouéhlumu' in claim-nu.
W. _ . .
Not far from San Jose lived an old lady
whom frugflitylng versed so closely upon
parsimony M she has actually the reputa-
tion of beiv miserly. She has uson, whose
wild habi :3. » * - ways and propensity
for playing ‘ ~< jokes, will some day
lead him gallows or to editing a paper
in San J n» :f ‘ Roxf, but by no means least,
in thWio . ‘ nines will be passed down
to history “-‘7 an this recital, is a worthv
represcn \ theflowcry kingdom numed
Ah Skoo litter very fond of experi-
ments. No" to me mu: Not long since a
party cons ‘ of a baker’s dozen of San
Jose India; , ted then-anon where the old
lady, by railing chickens, keeps the wolf
from the d “,und drops an occasional five-
cent piece ’ tliddeccon’s Int, m be taken
up the week? oontrlimtkm on Sunday. The
India belongd to the “ sewing circle," and
the old ladyédetervnined in the fullness of
heart to decfitnte‘ I chidten upon which
these th “sham Christians were to
dine. Ah 8 received his orders to that
effect, and ' . .
try yin-«1mm them into execution, (the
orders, not :3 poultry). How to much a‘4
chicken in tiff! day thine was now the diffi-
cult problem which exercised the brain of
the Chinese. About this time, Jim, the old
lady‘s son, hove in sight, and to All Skoot‘s
interrogations answered in this wise: “ Now,
look here Shoot, you jest git me some corn,
and I'll go and’git the gun, and I'll tell you
what to do éthcn." The nccmsnry articles
were duly fiocurcd. -Tlle hopeful James had
loaded the - up to the muzzle, and tell-
ing Shoot “lbw down some corn, about
two hund chickens put in an appearance.
Now the V man, as before stated, was
quite fond experiments, cud reaching for
the gun he aim at dnoble rooster, who
lowering the others in the pride of
his youth aid roosterhood, was entirely un-
suspiciousflthe coming storm. It is per-
haps needlms to state that James immedi-
ately enscohced himself behind a large tree,
out of harm's l'woy. About this time a re-
port , which would done credit to a twenty-
four pounder,'uroused the folks in the house,
who, on muse, rushed out to the scene of
the slaughter. At first nothing was visible
but smoke and dust, next about two score
of chickens were raising and falling, flop-
ping and squaking. The ground was strewn
with the mangled remains of about forty
more, while the remainder of the once in-
teresting flock was making for neighboring
ranches, to avoid unotbcr earthquake. But
what of All Skoo't? Did that mass of torn
and dishevclbzd rags resemble the once fes—
tivc youth whose delight had once been to
experiment! It was he. The kind Indies
approached him, and tenderly, 011,50 tender—
ly, raising his head, they essay-ed to admin-
ister spiritual consolation from an old black
bottle. which the lady had produced. By
and by. the distorted features showed sighs
of animation, seeing which the old lady
said: “ Speak to me, Skooty! 0h, Speak
to me 1" John raised his head and gave vent
to the following: “Speakce! Wussu matter
speakce? More bluntly; too mutchy!" It is
perhaps unnecessary to add that John is
now in quest of another situation.
7-4.—
Six THOUSAND Tumvns.-Tbc police are
in possession of many trustworthy and
curious statistics with regard to the pur-
suits and Icgulur. or irregular “ business" of
no small portion of our city population. It
is estimated that at least six thousand’per-
sons in ,thls city—men, Women, and a lorge
number of children—get their living, and,
in a few instances, actually acquire a com-
petence, by thieving. It isu recognized pro-
fcssion, with its preparatory schools, in
which old Fagins instruct ynung Dodgers;
and it. has its grades, ranging from the bold
burglar, whose “ operation" are in bank-
vnults, plate, silks, and other valuables,
down to the sneak-thief who watches his
chance to steal an overcoat or a hat in a hall,
a restaurant or a barber‘s shop. The bond
robbers are a small and select class of ex-
perts, who have nearly the entire monopoly
of the business, and they are so well known
to the detectives that a. bond robbery can
generally be traced and the usual comprom-
ise, resulting in a. return of at least of a por-
tion of the bonds, can readily be efl'ected. At
any rate, the usual sourse in such matters
warrants this supposition. Equally, indeed
much better khown are the pickpockets who
frequent the street can, especially on the
lines of the Third, Fourth, Sixth and Eighth
avenues, and who liberally and profitably
patronize the Broadway and Fifth and Mad—
ison uvcnue angel. 3, Those thieves from a
speclnl class, estimated at from three to five
hundred, undhavetheir set business hours,
the best whichfiortheir vocation, are from
four to six o’clock in the afternoon, when
the full tide of travel is up townwards.
Extra occasions present themselves when
the cars are crowded with passengers going
toCentanu-korton fair or showat the
Empire Rink. Not long ngo ,it was posi-
tivelypvoied thatcxperBof this class hove
Itolen more than five hundred dollars each
a week for weeks in succession, and more
than one of them considers it a dull day if
he has not “ made” fifty dollars. Of course,
this profession is precarious 1nd often leads
to the penitentiary; but it thrives, never-
theless Car thieves. Detectives puton the
can; as “ spotters” are themselvm gully
“spotted.” A remedy in part is is promised
by legislation which willth over-crowd
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for an opportunity to sea and converse with
the honored guest. Washington had retired
to his dumber. but answered the knock of
the boys by opening his door and inviting
them in. In than days the French repub-
licuns had a large class of imitators 1nd fol'
lowers in the United Stats, and Hoflman’s
two complnions wore what. was known as
the Jefferson or French cockade in their caps.
After Washington had asked their namest
turned to Hoffman and said: “I see that
you have no cockade ; will you allow me to
make one for you 2" and culling a. servant,
be directed him to purchase a piwe of black
ribbon, 1nd “ with this," said Mr. Hofl'mau.
“ be cut out for me a black cockade, which
be pinned to my cap with his own hands ;
and that is why I have rcmxined uWuhing-
ton federalist to this day, and why I shall
die one." Mr. Ingersoll followed with an
incident not less intercoting. In his thir-
teenth year he had seen Gen. Washington in
Philadelphia Playing around his residence
in Market street, near Fifth, with some of
the children connected with the Washington
family, he was pexamded into the house and
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wife, Mrs. Martha Washington, and‘hls mili-
tary aids or secretaries. Mr. Ingersoll de-
scribed Washington as stately and austere.
No conversation took place during the
meal. lie filled his own glass of Madeira,
silently passed the decanter to his lady, and
then took wine with the goats, the boys in-
clusive. It was a long and quiet repast, and
the boys were glad when it was over. W'ash-
ington rose first, and passed to his front
door, where three horses were in waiting in
the hands of the three grooms; the general
mounted one. the aids the others, and all
three rode rapidly out Fifth street.
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How LETTERS ARE OPEXED .um READ nv
FRANCE—A pamphlet by M. Emile Lum~
bry, an employe in Paris, gives some curious
details about the “ Cabinet Noir“ as the dc-
purtment for opening letters from suspected
persons is called in France. Letters were
opened under Charla X.and Louis Philippe,
but under the Second Empire the “ Cabinet
Noir" acquired an importance previously
unknown. The dishonorable office of head
opener of letters. was occupied by a man
named Simonel, who from M. anbry's ac-
count, seems to have been singularly well-
fitted for the post he held. At first Simonel
only stopped letters in obedience to a list sent
to him from the Prefecture of Police. These
letters were put in a bag and forwarded to
the Prefecture where they were opened and
read. Simoncl‘s way of proceeding was as
follows:
When a suspected letter fell into his bonds,
be inserted the point. of a very thin knife,
specially made for the purpose, under the
seal, then, by dint of steady pressure, and
thanks to the skill acquired by long practice,
he removed the seal whole without tearing
the envelope. The letter read, and if nec-
essuiy copied, Simone] slightly warmed the
bottom of the seal, so as to melt the wax
sufficiently to attach it again to the paper.
By this means he was enabled to defy dc.
faction. When letters were fastened with
gum or a wafer it was still easier to open
them; a few drops of hot water were all
that was necessary. Foreign mailbag:
passed through Paris were not respected
any more than letters to be delivered in
France.
————o»——
CLmomo ron Lira—A young blacksmith
of Fort Stone, Arkansas, named Englebert
Shuber, not long since discovered a canoe
lodged on a drift pile in the Arkansas river,
and resolved to secure it. For this purpose
be tied two log-s together with grape vines,
and pushed out into the stream, which at
that point is very deep and rapid. About
seventy-five yards from the shore his craft
encountered one of those huge wayfaring
logs so common in western streams, and was
driven in pieces by the shock. Shuber, as
his only chance, leaped upon the slippery
log, and clung for his life. A companion
who saw him start out. went back to the
town for help, but when help arrivedit was
nearly dark and a northern hurricane had
set in, dashing the icy waves over the log
which was the young man’s only salvation,
and though his friends attempted to reach
him, every wow and flat boat which wu
put out swamped at once, and they were
obliged to leave him to the almost certain
fate of a lingering and painful death. All
that night he remained upon the iceooated
log, exposed to the gale, washed by the
waves untilho was encrusted in a solid or-
mor of ice and tumbled shout by the currents
of the river. The next. morning it was re-
ported in town that he was seen on the log
stiff in death. When they reached him, how-
ever, he was found still alive, but with his
face and limbs fear-fully frozen. He had
been eighteen hours upon the log.
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HERO or AK HOUR—A friend of ours
who likes a joke, tells the following laugha-
ble incident of his travels, while on his way
home from Chicago, during the fore part of
November last. It will be recollected that
about that time there was considerable
inquiry as to the whereabouts of Brigham
Young. We print it as be related the story
to us, retaining the first person. He says:
I went to the depot in Chicago at 5 P. 1.,
without having previously secured a sleep-
ing-car ticket. Was told that the two
through Pullman cats were full. Noticed
that many others beside me desired to take
a sleeping car, and yet there was no room.
Before starting, however, we organized and
booted an extra Pullman tobe “tucked, the
conductor of which (a colored boy witks,
very small squeaky voice)wns directed to
come afar u Imdon,.wbere we would
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forward cars,and evidently published the
glad tidings to the bmkesmen, who in turn
severally came into our car and gntified
themselves in 3 similar manner, by stain;
furtivcly at me. After this: portion of
the passengers came stringing into ourcxr,
from those forward, sad took u look It this
veritable sinner—(in disguise). At length
we approached and stopped at London,
where I had fondly hoped to be relieved
from longer playing the character of such 1
saint. I found, however, before tasting my
cofiee, at the station, that I was still mgu-d-
ed as a lion. The news, tint Brigham
Youngwaaintbe rear cur-Jud becn'pub-
lishedassoonas then-tin stopped,mdthc
people mwded the door and windowsof
the dinina-room, eager to get. a glimpse of
anoint at breakfast—without. saying grace.
I ate my mutton‘chops in the shortest poui‘
ble time, that any one could, and Without
remaining to pick my teeth, I pointed for
the smoking car, and from thence home
smoked so diligently, that I have no doubt
the good people took me for C. S. G.—-but
no one made or offered me a present.
. ' “—40——
Kmnmu A Tmnn SIfiari4HAxnnn.—’
Another instance of the pitcher going once
too often to the well has occurred in India.
Captain Doig, an infantry officer, had be-
come renowned as a tiger hunter, and the
fame of his exploits had even reached Eu-
rope. He was supposed to be invincible,
had performed almost fabulous feats, und
was held by the natives to bear a charmed
life. The poor gentleman was, notwith-
standing, killed by a tiger early in Septem-
ber. He went out one day and had a bril-
liant success, slaying a fine tiger singlehund-
ed. Four or five days after, news came that
another tiger was lurking in the some place,
and about six miles from the cantonment.
The new arrival at once began todistinguish
himself by slaughtering bulloti, and Cup
tnin Doig rcsolvcd to bring his sport to on
end. Unaccompanied, except by his own
“Shiknrics,” the hunter repaired to the spot.
The savage beast was soon found, and Capt.
Doig got rather a long shot at him, and felt
sure he had hit him in the head. His lm‘
pression, however, was that the tiger bod
got off into the jungle not much hurt. Ind
that he must beat again for him in a fresh
quarter. While preparing to do this, Capt.
Doig being at the moment alone, the enraged
animal suddenly leaped from cover, and in
an instant seized his foe and bore him to
the ground. Capt. Doig afterward said thnt
the onset was so swift that he never even
saw the beast until he himself was on the
ground, and being, as he expressed it,
“calmly eaten.” A hon'iblc struggle ensued.
The “ Shikaries" sprang to the rescue, and
the intrepid hunter actually fought himself
out of the tiger-'8 clutches, and not only tint
but managed to destroy him. The encoun-
ter was, nevertheless fatal. Capt. Doig had
the pluck to ride back to the automate-t.
being lifted to the saddle for that purpoue.
But he never recovered from the shock and
the frightful laceration he received, and five
days after breathed his last. For men who
get celebrated for this kind of Aching-mat
its pursuit seems to have irresistible fuel-
tion, and the and case of Capt. Doig his
many precedents
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most from under the eqmtor, sends it: as
rene top to the nearly four miles Ind I half
into the mica heavens, and even in I.“
burning region is covered with perpetual
snow nearly three thomnd feet from the
summit. And yet so genial h the“
that inhabited cuitivnted form are found a
anelevation equal to that of moot of the
Alpine peaks Only a little (Ivanhoe-Id
lower than the top of the Jungfrau, the”
start with mules to make the meant.
In 1802 Humboldt and Bonplln W
to reach the top; but when they M II
altitude of 19,300 feet (the highest point"
trodden by man), they were met by a fearful
chasm five hundred feet wide. Though the
extreme rarity of the atmosphere in tkb
grout elevation wu such that the blood
oozed from their eyes, lips and gums, It w.
with deepcst disappointment um they wen
compelled to turn back without my
summit that rose so mockinfiy Inc. I.
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