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A Thought
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the my children walk in truth.—
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. God offers to every mind its'choice
Photween truth and repose. Take
-,Which you please. and _ you can
“never have both—Emerson.
Traffic Semaphore
today by
con-
tonts are published so that the sug-
ice Department:
. "In this ea’ening's p‘aper you have
'a short article on the traffic quee~
street
bridge and I would like to offer a
' suggestion. One answer would be all
»officient officer trained to handle
the crossing in question. I have
found that the man stationed there
“usually manages to tangle the traf-
Iials. A hand semaphore. similar to
“those used in Stamrord, would no
floubt help to make his directions
r.
(Signed)
"MRS. F. T. CLEVERLI'."
" " Delinquency
5, 'A New Jersey city reports through
his Playground and Recreation As-
oclatlon of America. that 500 boys
ere organized into a municipal
uoball league and given playing
olden
‘ 3 The cost of rcpairing broken win-
dows. which had been 150 the year
.‘lefnro. dropped to $17.50.
an
M
. 1 boys can be given something'in-
resting to do—a chance to play.
’ 0 work off their surplus energy-—
here is less delinquency. '
And. since We adults are the ones
ho can give them these things. it
lso would seem that when we have
high juvenile delinquncy rate it is
retty much our own fault.
Hard Work
When the first flush of joy over
sing in your own home. instead of
n apartment. dies away, you are
pt to find the mortgage payments
ust a bit heavy. and perhaps once
1: a while you will wish you were
' id of the whole business.
Don't'get discouraged. Monthly
aymenls on mortgages are hard. to .
lure—but that way lies financial
dependence.
Once a man has lifted a first
. ‘ortgage. nothing much can stop
in].
i
Worth Reviving
I .\ (Stamford Advocate)
e native oyster may regain its
time popularity among us. if the
rimonts to be undertaken by the
necticut Oyster Farms Co. in Mil-
rd harbor are successful. In co-
pmtlon with the federal bureau of
sheries. the company will endeavor
solve the problem of oyster cul-
‘ in Long Island Sound. an in.
‘ which has shrunk to a. small
often of its former size and im-
rtanu. The gradual passing of
o“ oyster as aprofitable commer-
Qonnecticut harbors has generally
3 accepted as one of the costs of
o industrial development of our
cities and towns. the pollu-
n of whose waters by manufactur-
‘ .lo‘ot‘ablishrnonts being the most
" Lonly accepted cause for all the
s that has come upon the low-
pain. .But this is not by any
I. .. the only reason why the Con-
”nut oyster has deteriorated in
~ and been so reduced inope-
’ as to make the industry no
.' . “ attractive to new capital.-
wonnn's mossy DAM.
" GIN. Ky.. July—Moro than
‘0“ pounds of dynamite have
Q .:used in building the world's
i‘w- rock tilled dam near here.
‘ "than 4.000.000 tons of rock
”fled away.
-, nos As salsonas; '
. Wash. July.—Oecat
shingled his summer cot-
‘ discarded license plates.
‘ ... are. from nearly every
. 1.300 of them “were used.
b
as.
English Fast Becoming
Language
Universal
By CHESTER ll. HOWELL
Albert P. Taylor. librarian of the
archives of Hawaii. Writes lo the pa-
pers asking the kamasinas for in-
formation whether the original lo-
cation of the roylil tombs on the
palace grounds was on the present
site of a hibiscus lei. or a trifle Ewa
and a bit mauka of that spot. An
old photograph. he says. shows a
wall on the Waikiki and Kawaia~
hao sides.
This is the English language,
spoken and written in Hawaii.
body thinks of it as foreign.
After the luau on tile lanai is mm.
the kamaaine host apologizes for so
much pillkia. especially to a mall-
hine. Noticing a mystified look.
adds another apology for his bapti-
haole speech.
On Kamchamoha‘ day. the hale n
no. alli lead the procession. And so
on.
as
No-
This process. in Hawaii. is doubt-
less finished. With the diminishing
numbers and increasing American-
lzatlon of the native Hawaiians. no
more Hawaiians words arc likely to
be added to the language. Even
some now used may be dropped.
For instancr, "humuhunlunukun-
ukuawapana" is a rather formidable
‘ name for a. wry small fish.
But if English once becomes the
"universal language." which seems
'to be its destiny. what will happen
to it in other far countries? Will it
break up into new languages. as
Latin did into Italian. Spanish and
French'.‘
Or. if modern fluidity of travel
and education pi‘mcnt that. will it
acquire a large vocabulary in each
country which is not used. or per.
hdps even known. in the others?
Already this is beginning to hap-
pen in the colloquial speech of Eng-
land and America. and to a smaller'
extent in the written language. And
the orient and tho antipodcs have
their own variations.
"Tifi‘in" means luncheon and
“godown” means warehouse. all over
the orient. while "bush" means for‘
est or backwoods in Australasia.
In Apia it is perfectly intclllgible
English to lament the downfall of a
friend who took to the lava-lava and
went faa Samoa. and in Shanghai a
thing that is my pidgin is not your
business.
English Language Spreading Fest
Increasingly. around lilo world.
the English language is becoming
the accepted common speech.
Everywhere. unless in Europe. it
is assumed that an educated man of
any race speaks English. and that
the ignorant or uncivilized. if” they
have any contact with foreigners at
all. speak "pldgin" English.
French remains "a" language of
diplomacy. but no longer "the" lan-
guage. In everything else. English
is supplanting if.
To Build Them Earthquake-proof
The cables say that Santa Barbara
is to rebuilt in Spanish style. That
is interesting. ‘-
m lirt/S
New York
Overheard in a Broadway moue
theatre. Two girls sittingvin the
back row in earnest confab about
"heavy sugar papa‘s" and paying lit-
tle attention to the picture:
The First One: "What is lie. but-
ter-and-egg?” '
The Sevnd One: "No. flour-and-.
feed."
The First One:
grain."
“Mine‘s beyond
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Everything in this life depends on
the point of view. on the angle of
sight. I am reminded of that by a
*bit of conversation by two girls in
“the biggest theatre in the world."
Said one tothe other. "Just to think
this theatre is owned by Jews and
they let these dirty gentiles in."
‘ O 0 O
Strolling along lower Broadway I
see by the signs that "bonified
sale" of leather goods is ring held
at 'I‘hirty-sécondptreet. and that M.
Collin is in the cotton goods busi-
ness at Broomo street.
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L'nio‘ii Square at twilight. The
great, jagged. saw-tooth skyline to
the north. with the Metropolitan
tower in solitary splendor. Old-
fashioned buildingsall about. And
old-fashioned people. Middle age
and senility among the women on
the benches. Not a young girl in
sight. Two old men sitting asleep
on a bench. the head of each serv-
ing as prop for the other. A crowd
gathered about two men in an evo-
lution argument. Men meet here
nightly. strangers to each other.
and discuss religion and the great
mysteries of life. each drawing sup-
port from casual. passersby until
their debate becomes an impromptu
public forum.
For years Levers and Holmes
have appeared on the vaudeville
stage in a skit in which they repre-
sent a man and wife in a box at the
theatre. engaging in quarrels over
trivial things that strike close to
home with married folk in the au-
dience. Once they were married.
but their mimic quarrels became
real quarrels off the stage and they
'were divorced. However. they ‘con-
tinued as husband and wife before
the footiights. Even after Holmes
married again the act went along.
with the real wife traveling with
the make-believe wife. Now Miss
lseVere is going to go into a new
‘act and her married partner will do
'a "single." as the vaudeflliiano call
a' one-person act. »
5’“
hi: "
.
But much more important than
llrtlsiio styles of external architec-
ture is sound internal construction.
It is possible to make buildings
earthquake-proof.
in fact. any weil-artiéulated con-
struetion, whethegof wood. bamboo.
steel. or reinforced concrete is safe
against earthquake of men much
more than the Santa Barbara in-
tensity. .
Second-class brick or stone con-
struction falls down. The experi-
ences of Sun Francisco and Tokyo
have established knowledge on this
subject and multiplied men who
know it.
Santa Barbara. being warned. Will
probably lion-d. lut also. having
dulilig the. life of the new buildings.
been hit once. it is probably safer.
than the places that think tbem~
selvcs immune. The most danger.
ous place is the one that has been
long without an earthquake.
In the earthquake belts. says Dr.
Jagger. the famous volcanologist.
this nlcnlls Lon Angeics and Hono-
In tho regions of longer inter-
lulu.
vals. it. means Chicago and New
York.
An earthquake will come to an)
of those l‘vgiuna if no walt long
enough. and ”it" chances are bravest
for those flint limo alrcndy waited|
longest.
T ° g h t
Palace-."Tho Code of the West."
Regent—~"Thc Mad Dancer." .
Fu:lllo———"'l‘he Last Man on Earth"
"Dlerdre of the Sorrou is" play. by
Slivcrmine Guild.
Entertainment and dance
lane Room" Flhflrilllllv‘.
Annual clrlllibako. :‘I‘iSll‘I‘ Plumb-
el's' Association. Sound Beach.
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COMING EVENTS.
"Vil-
August 2. —— Past Commanders'
picnic.
August .‘l.-—\\'oillan's Association
South Noruaik Baptist church sale
at Hickory Bluff.
August 4. —-— )loosrhcart Legion
moonlight sail.
August L—Rririge party at
Short-haven Golf club.
Angus! 4.—-Rudolph Thomas loc-
turr ut Silvernlinc Guild hall.
August 5.-——Girl Scout outing at
Calf Pasture beach.
August 5.—Saie of articles by Pa-
tients at. Reconstruction Hospital at
Wee Burn club.
the.
August ll.—-Anuunl Bazaar Wom-
en's Association. South Norwnlk
Baptist church. al Mrs. Waters.
Hickory Bluff.
Augusl tl.—-Salc and foil at Bell
Island home. of Mrs. John Ferris.
August 6.—Supper~dal.ce. Roton
Point—Young People's Musical and
Dramatic Guild.
August 7,—Siiorobawn Golf sub-
scription fllll'lCO at tho l‘lllll.
August 8.-—\'illago meet at the
Brookside Chapel. .
August , ill-24 —- Campaign for
raising funds for Norvvalk Nurses'
Home.
August, l3-l\4-15~Bro.l.l
Community club carnival
Austin grounds.
River
on the
Ely Ave. Man Say
Woman First Hit Him
Antonio Balestrlesi of Ely avenue
who was arrested for alleged as-
sault upon Mrs. Sophie Agneso' of
Lexington nvcnue. the charge later
being noiled. slated today that he
did not slap Mrs. Agnese as pub.
lished. until after she had attacked
him and spit in his face.
HAS HAD 268 ()PERATIONS
PITTSBURGH. Aug. l.—(AP).
George Gillespie. 37. a police ser-
geant. is recovering in a hospital
here from his two hundred and
sixty-eighth operation. undergone
yesterday. for injuries he suffered in
an automobile accident two years
ago. Surgeons told him it will pro-
bably be his last and ihnt licreafter
he will wear an artificial leg. Nine-
\lccn of his operations were major
ones.
The Pinchot-Peppt‘r Struggle
(Philadelphia Lodger)
Tile recent. and spirited inter-
change of letters between the two
Pennsylvanians concerning the ap-
pointment of a Deputy United States
Marshall naturally creates a wide
political interest beyond as well as
within the boundarics of Pennsyl-
vania. Both men wish to be United
States Senator. The “Dear George"
and “Dear Gifford" letters are the
first singings and ringing: of the
clashing blades that probably willl
be locked polnt-and-hilt in deadly
earnest next spring.
MONUMENT T0 BURRO.
DENVER. Juiy.—lllembers of a
Colorado mining association have de-
cided to erect a monument to the
burro to commemorate its part in
developing the western mining coun.
try.
EYES TRANSPLANTED.
VIENNA. July—Unusual success
in transplanting the eyes of insects
is said to have been attained by Dr.
Koppanyl of the Biological Institute
here.
LEATHER LASTS YEARS.
WASHINGTON. July.-Tho Bur-
eau of Standards says that leather of
good quality can be kept ten years
without losing any large per cent. of
its strength.
"1'. B." TO BE VERY RARE.
LONDON. July.--Twenty-nve years
from now tuberculosis will be as un.
common as leprosy is today. says Dr.
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By CBARIAEB P. STEWART.
WASHINGTON. Aug. l.—-—Con-
gross passes a lot of laws it's impos-
sible to understand. They can br-
l-cad in two' or more different ways.
Or they contain conflicting claus-
ea or conflict with other laws. Or no-
body‘s able to figure out just what
they do mean.
‘ What would seem to be the nat-
ural thing to do when one of these
mixed up laws gets onto the statute
books? Why. to ask ACongl-ess about
it. of course. '
Congress passed ll.
knows what Congress' idea Was
doing it, it certainly must be Con»
gress itself. ‘
So why. when the
branch of the government runs up
against one "of these incomprehen-
sibly-worded enactments. doesn't go
to the legislative branch and say.
'_‘This thing doesn't make sense—
what in heck were you trying to
If anybody
cd. or fixcdl
o o o
But no. That isn't the syslem at
all. Instead. the puzzle either is
passed on up to the courts for an
“interpretation" or turned over to
one of the gmornment's numerous
administratile bureaus or commis-
sions to be guessed on.
Now a judicial deCision on s ques-
tion of conotltutionaliiy is one thing.
if Congress attempts something the
fundamental code forbid» then
doubtless it‘s some court's business
to point out flint it can't be done.
But lnterpretlngand guessing laws
into shape is different—it amounts
to making them.
The judges do their interpreting
with such straight faces—their faith
in their own infaillbility is so well-
grounded—tllat the . bystander
watching them at it. isn't apt lc
realize how ridiculous it is. How dc
they know what meaninglessness
means. any better than anybody
else! .
The executive officials. however.
don't all take their guessing quite so
seriously.
“The {net is," a high functlt'inary
of the So-and-so Bureau told me re-
cently. "We never’v‘e been able to
dope out how Congress intended the
Such-and-such Act to work. but
we've agreed on what we thought
perhaps it meant and that's lhe way
we enforce the law."
People go to jail and pay big fines
on the. strength of it. too.
O 0 O
. Judicial
. THE LAST
interpretation is pretty
i
in!
executive .
got at?" Then it could be explain-l
I Frontier of Science Takes
Its Toll of Martyrs!
Judges Are Best Guessers of All ‘
And Our Laws Rest on the Answers, Too
.ucli intrenched. Some little fault is
:found with it by radicals but it
lsuus conservative purposes and the
fconsenatives just now are political-
jly on top. Executive guessing. how-
‘mcr. may overdo itself if the gues-
scrs aren't careful.
Maybe the Federal Trade Com-
mission has overdone matters al-
‘rcady, Its defiance of the Senate's
lordera for investigations of the ol-
eclrical industry. the flour market.
covopcralive farming and a few
other things the upper house want-
r-d looked into “as extraordinarily
bold.
It didn't exactly take‘the form of
guessing out the meaning of a law.
' but assuredly it was guessing on how
rriuch the Senate would stand.
Commissioner W. E. Humphrey's
remark. as the Senate resolutions
went into the wastebasket. that
“palpably they were for political
purposes and not sincere efforts to
’ get information rubbed the. insult in.
Quite likely. when the Senate
meets next. some of its members
will say it's, none of the commis-
sion's business what their orders
purpose to. Indeed. two of the five
commissioners themselves. Huston
Thompson and J. F. Nugent. thought
so at the time. dissenting from
Chairman Vernon \‘an Fleet's and
Commissioners Humphrey and
Hunt's suggestion to the lawmakers
to go chase themselves.
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It‘s true the administration doubt-
less was glad to see the electrical.
flour and farming inquiries turned
down. but on the other hand the
Federal Trade Commission's position
is weak.
It never was popular. The conser-
vatives opposed it. as one of the
agencies which put too much gov-
crnment in business. Now the lib.
erals oppose it. too. since it‘s pes-
sed, under conservative control.
Though its slap in the Senate's
face was meant as a slap only at the
Progressive bloc. yet it will be easy
to interpret—some "interpretation"
in the Senate‘s interest this time—-
as a slap at the whole august body.
As a good. substantial slap back.
what easier than Just to legislate the
commission off the mapt—an act of
friendship to some moderately Pro.
gressho slap-eel the "regulars"
would .liko to placatel—no loss to
anybody else!— a significant Senate
warning to executive folk to mind
their p‘e and q's!-a good piece of
business all around!
FRONTIER
There are martyrs on the last
frontier. Frequently the pioneers of
science sacrifice health and even
life itself to advance the lines of un-
derstanding a little further into the
fields of darkness that surround
man. '
- This is particularly true in the
fields of x-ray and radium. Here
the scientist is working with deadly
mysterious forces which are only
half understood. ‘ .
Dr. Frederick Henry Bat-tier of
Johns Hopkins Hospital has only two
of his 10 fingers lcft.‘ He lost the
other night as the result of burns
received in X~ray experimentation.
"I suppose my researches will
eventually kill me." Dr. Baetier said,
“But I'll die with my boots on."
Dr. Charles Vaillant of Paris was
recently awarded the Cravat of the
Legion of Honor. the Paris Gold
Medal and the Carnegie Gold Medal
C. A. Saleeby of the London Medi-
cal Institute.
for Heroism.
aruyaiilaatlutboth armada;
. “-.\ . ,_ k . g“.
result of lnfecgon incurred in X.ray
work.
Radium research caused the death
of Professor Emile Bel-genie of Par-
“ .
Professor Bergonlo was seeking to
find a cure for cancer through the
use of radium.
His continuous exposure to the
rays of radium finally caused him to
contract cancer himself.
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Photography is Just exactly 100
years old. It was in 1l25 that the
first method of 'taking" pictures
was discovered. ’
Joseph Niepco was the father of
photography. Ho experimented with
a sheet of tin covered with chemi-
cals which were sensitive to tho ac.
tion of light.
One of Niepce's associates was
Daguerre. Daguorre perfected the
process and the pictures were subse-
~
20‘ Years Ago
From the Piles of The Evening
Sentinei.‘
The following items appeared in
the issue of The Evening Sentinel
of August 1. 1005:
Senator and Mrs. Allan W. Paige
of Bridgeport. gave a trolley party
and dinner at Roton Point. last eve~
nlng. The guests came from and
returned to Bridgeport in the direc-
tor's car of the Connecticut Com-
pany.
The Douglas Fowler Post. G. A.
11.. held its regular meeting last
night. in the G. A. R. hall. in South
Main street. It was expected to
take up the matter of the annual
Clambake. but the committee did
not make its report.
Small boys and green apples are
now proving of great worth to the
Jamaica ginger trust.
Mrs. William H. Hull and son
William. of 35 Ely. avenue. have
gone to the Catskills to spend sev~
crai weeks.
Real Estate Agent D. 8. Hull has
sold a‘house and lot in Third street.
East Norwalk. belonging to the es-
tate of Charles Gehrmann. to Carl
Lukash.
Miss Ida Field who has been via-
itlng in Ha tford. has resumed her
position at e Connecticut General
Insurance company.
Nell Sweeney. clerk in the South
Norwalk branch of the New York
Grocery company. has been ill the
past few days at his home in Lin-
coln avenue.
Mrs. D. 8. Roll of Academy street
and Kiram Hull. are spending two
weeks in Ridgefield for the benefit
of the latter's health. who has been
1‘ . single though hurried.
33ml! celled new n... .ch ms. Illa
- , i . - .i i‘ l
Ono yard of short skirt can look
more interesting than half a yard
of bathing suit.
It is easy to laugh at your own ex-
pense until the bills come in.
Time it is cool enough to sleep it
is almost time to get up.
Blowing your own born a little is
all right. But never try to blow it
to beat the band. ‘
If there was a moon every night
there would be no bachelors.
Time cures everything except hav-
ing to shave.
If you are always as busy as a
bee 'someono else is liable to walk
away with your honey.
All you can say for some of the
young doctors is that they mean
well.
Lots of girls who threaten to
scream if you kiss them are more
liable‘to scream if you don‘t.
It would be easier to quit smok-
ing if the men who don't smoke
would look more comfortable.
Nothing can make a loafer more
energetic than there being some
‘tion trial'll contribute more t' th'
STED
dollars.
\W all Street
Some wise fellow saves other men's wasted
Save yours with us and let it earn interest.
CENTRAL F AIRF IELD
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DOLLARS
Norwalk.
rlouas mm or
and you will see that you no
quite a lot of money‘to take
of all your holiday obligatio
around the holidays. Get the as
log habit. and you will accumuls
more than enough for your noo- .-
The City National Ball
South Norwalk. (loan. :1
u
Charred Woodwork is a
Sign that Speaks Louder
Than Words
A stove may function properly
for years. but if its pipe is
too near the woodwork there
will come a time when the
crisp, blackened wood will
glow and fire will start in the
partition always a hard blaze
to fight.
There is no substitute for
sound insurance in a good re-
liable oompany. Get it here.
A MATTRESS
is a mighty good thing
for you to sleep on but
too poor a place in which
to put your valuables at
I
rest.
South Norwalk
Trust Company
Walter R. Collings
REAL ESTATE BROKER
GENERAL INSURANCE
Office Phone—3915
Residence—3699
North Main Street. South
Kuwait. Conn.
sick for the past five weeks.
Lolly pops and auto pops seem
to be the favorite confectionery of
the children at the present time.
Letter Carrier Joseph Tammany
is enjoying a short vacation. and
Substitute Clarence Crofut is tak-
ing his place.
Andrew J. Collins is spendi g the
day in New York city on bus ness.
Harry Russell and Myron Osborn
went down to Cockenoo yesterday.
to make arrangements for a week‘s
camping. The party will be added
to later in the week.
The memorial windows are now
all completed and add greatly to the
beauty of the new Rowayfon Bap-‘
tlst church.
Everybody Saved And Paid Cp
(Kansas City Star)
Speaking of community co-oper-
atlon._ W. W. Gillufh. president of
the Bank of Barnett. Mo.. told the
Central Missouri Press editors that
he had not foreclosed a mortgage
in his community for twenty-one
years.
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Brevities
If hens woul; only keep down the
weeds half so successfully as they
keep down the planted crops.——Bos-
ton Traveler. -
Evolution is slow. A million years
of upward’climblng. and not more
than 60 good thirdobasemen in the
land—Hartford Times.
One of the Lesser Industries Helped
.__.._,_
(Abe Martin)
I'd like t' bet th' Dayton evolu-
hot dog industry than it will
science.
I'
Efficiency Has a System
(Ohio State Jourhal)
Among the efficiency expert's spe-
cialities is deciding just what to put
on the firm‘s letterheads while the
rival company is out getting the
business. .
Service “ Security
“Isn’t it just plain good ‘
sense to pay a few dollars l
a year for a Safe Deposit
Box ?”
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The Best Investment
in the World
Is a Saving’s Bank
Account
It’s a pleasure to watch it
grow: “A dollar saved is
a dollar earnedt” “It’s
not how much you make,
but what you save that
counts:”
Save your money in
The Peoples
Trust Co.
First Bank Under
the Bridge
On Washington‘ . Street
South Not-walk
show girls in town.
The way to a beautiful but dumb
girl's heart is a round trip.
Can you imagine anything worse
than being in love and hang your
auto in the shop?
We had almost rather work than
have some Jobs.
a shingle will get at the seat 6
a. lot of a boy‘s troubles. -
some seem to think the only way
to be happy though married is to be
——-ll-—FABLES ON HEALTH
What Health Education Does
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What’sre the purposes and aims
of health education ‘2‘ ‘
To instruct children and youth so
that they me conserve and improve
their own he th. '
To establish in them 'the habits
and principles _of living which
throughout their school life. and in
later years will assure abundant
vigor and vitality which provide the
basis for the greatest possible hap-
piness and service in personal. fam-
ily and community life.
To influence parents and other
adults. through the health educa-
tiOn program for children. to better
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rent-ems
haul-I‘M” ”will
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agency for the promotion of the
social aspects of health education
in the family and community as
well as in the school itself.
To improve the individual and
community life of the future; to in.
sure a better generation and astill
better third generation: a healthier
and fitter nation and race.
These are the answers given by
a special New York committee on
health problems in education. when
asked: .
“What are the aims of health od-
ucation ?" I .
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