llllliiiil illilll
.‘ t llb‘t fish that l have faith
‘ filth in t a medicine put up by
”people to be willing to otfeI to
Mind the money if it does not cure.”
said Frank H. Baxter to a sentinel.
who dropped into his stow. “but
m glad to soil Dr. Howard’ 8 specific
for the cure of constipation and dye-
flpa’la on that basis. I
.. “Write. Dr. iloward Company. in order
at a quick introductory sale. but th-
out“ me to sell their regular fiftyI
lit bottles at half price. '35 cents.
.although i have sold a lot of it
have guaranteed every package.
not one has been brought back as on the. part or everhody connected with; l‘lckets and stateroom Iekervatlons. Pier 26. North River,‘ foot of [leach St.,
N.
SEND FOR lLLUST RATED PAMPHLET.
.l, liltthN (lencrnl Passenger Agent.
II! [leach St. N. Y.
aatjgfmtory. i
bars are sixty doses in a vial that
coll be carried in the vest potket or
purse. and every one has more medlc'l-
ilAl power than a big pill 0| tablet III
a tumbler of mineral water.
, “I but still selling the specific. at half
and”. although i cannot tell how long’
i Illhll be able to do so. and anyone
who is subject. to constipation. slckl
Mdache. dizziness. liver trouble iu-I
ll cation or u genral played- out con
on. ought to take advantage of this
an ce."
I WHY SUCH HURRY?
.Clatter. (Ilatiet. bang! Down the
‘ street came the tire engine. says EI-
erybody‘s.
, Drving along ahead. obvious ol‘ any
auger. was It farmer in II ramshackle
Old buggy. A policeman yelled at him.
“Hi, there, look out; the lire depart-
mom’s coming!"
Turning in by the curb the farmer
thumb“ the hose cart. salvage wagon
lid engine whiz past. Then he turn
out Into the sheet again and drove
3|):er had he staIted when the
hill: and ladder truck cams tearing
K. The rain wheel of “W big
plcwéd'into the farmer's buggy.
ng it into sIultheIeens and loud-
th farmer spmwhng into the gut
he policeman ran to his assist-
All
. “Didn‘t i tell ye to keep out of the
W} he demanded trossly. ‘Didn't
: l ya the the department was com
'Wall. consaru yII.“ said the pecvcd
firmer, “i did git outer the way for
the has department. but what in lar-
nation was thorn drunken painters in
agtlh an all tired hurry for?"
Heaters
oAK sToVEs
from $5.25 up
CYLINDERS
.' r ”mu-005 “-00 ”-00 “up
WOOD STOVES
81. 65 up
can. wALMuoopiou arc.
NORWALK‘. ONN.
We Do Our Own Grinding
' ’ LENSEI GROUND WHILE
You WA '1'.
com in and have your broken
lenses duplicated, no matter
wbsra they waramads.
Wiggins all out}. Hoyt'a Pro~
«polite. I a.in in.'till it: so
' Lin..1t:'liiutit_til.p m. ItonJ.
day and Saturday evenings un-
til I p. m.
Fcnwlck Optical Company
I'M.” 74 MfltJW Iank lulldlng
or vvaaltma an
160 TH noanALK. coon.
um
IER
,"a dainty
dud" Poo
um
hopped to consider
lent it would
1nd do hruining wlatcr
Guam 0 am or a sep-
A: bill floor toilet
ukiallord you
In ”comfort.
saga-yawn»: Our
“ I W“ ‘
‘ ' aim»
TH! ammonium»:
cheater and lotion.
The railroad surveyors, who are
working toward Danhury alona’ the
the line of survey of the Danbury and
now in the vicinity of the town llIIe
betIvcen Danbury and Ridgofleld, ox-
poct to have their work finished in
about II Week. and to have. the, sur-
vey of the line completed into can-
bury hefoIs the opening of the Dam
bury fair. according to the ilanbury
News.
All efforts to secure information. In
regard to the object oi’ the survey are]
trustrated by profound secrecy.
the work. regarding the plumuleru of
the enter prlhc.
All indications, however. point to
the probable fact that the lIllll'Y‘tV is
a part of the New York. Westchcster
and Boston projected railroad wId
that the New York New Haven and'
llattford Railroad CoIIIpauy is he-
hiIId the entetprise it is “human
talk outside of railIoad circles How
the principal pan of the 340.000.0003
issue of new stock of the New "lin'll
road, recently announced. is to be
used for the financing of the New '
York Westchcster and Boston line.
It Is known that the survey of this!
parItiIular I-IIilIond line into lluuhury
stavtod from while l'lulns instead of
from tlIeeIleIh ill i’ort ()lIesteI as
did the other stIIveIs over the sumo.
III sinIiluI route into this town, and;
also that the New York WI-stcht-stcl‘,
IIIIIl lloston has lit‘illl't‘d its right of
way from New lIII-h us for as White‘
Plains I
The :sIII'vcyors who are now “it
work on the line and who have thIIl- l
partners at the Turner House in.
DIIIIhIII'y, arc in charge of George W. ‘
Arnold, of llultiIIIoI-c, an
experienced
railroad surveyor, but who has been.
at the head of this work only n‘few
days. Six men are under his direction.
They are W. s. Hnudgross..Mnrtins~
burg. W. \'.. l). 1,. ()slIoI-II and N. (T.
Neugemaur. New York; l.. R. Pryor.
H. M. Hooker and M. Friedlnnder, Mt.
Vernon, N. Y.
PRIDOI.-R MIXED WITH SUPPER.
Lloyd Jones. the English chanc‘cllm
of the exchequeI. cIIIIIpIIigtch Wales
tooth-s to lighten up his serious ItI'gI
lately and used AIIIeIiIIaII story telling
meuts. A favoriti- story concerned II
man who served upon the jury in n
murder case. Before leaving llOllli' lli‘
instructed his wife to get a column
for supper. and, to make, sure of a good
meal. he told her to~fry one-half of it
and boil the other. During Ult‘ trial
be frequently refreshed himself from
It black bottle. and when the jury rc-
tII'eIl he was asked in his turn by the
foreman. ”.Weil John Jones. what are
we going to do with the prisoner?“
in II thicla gnttural voice came thII rII
ply. "Boll one half of him and {III the
other."
D! "D W. RAYMOND.
'hnaral Director
I, and lmbalmar'.
19 North Main it" loath Nor-walk
Residence, ,6 Washington St.
Tolephon‘a‘ at office, 036.2. I
Tat-pinion at houaa,‘ ”I. . ‘
- cry Room Heated.
Hotel MahaCkeIno
J. R. CONNOR, Mgr.
SERVICE AND CUISINE UP TO_ DATE
RATES ‘2 PER DAY AND UPWARD
Supper or Table D’Hote Dinner,
6 to 8 p. lll., 50¢
SUNDAY DINNERS, 75c
Banquets a specialty
TEL. CALL 988.
THE new M
HOTEL VICTORIA
ONE MINUTE FROM DEPOT.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Our Rooms a Special Feature.
and Electric Lights Throughout.
Gas
Ev~
RATES REASONABLE.
Fina Stocked Cal's In Connection.
A full line of imported Alas, includ
ing the famous Basa', Burton's and
Bus a Cola Stout, always on draught.
Anheuaer Busch beer on draught.
T. J. SULLIVAN, Proprietor.
'Tclaphona 992.
CitYNathIldl Bank
SOUTH NORWALK. CONN.
TRANSACTB AmRAL BANKING
BUIINEBS '
Capital Burplna and Profits
030,000.00 om.ooo.oo
safe Deposit Io:u. ‘8 and oil per year.
EDWIN lIi. MATHIWION Pros.
JOHN H. KNAPP. m Vic'p- pm.
FREDERICK H. ROWAN. 2nd Vine-
wiunlb Ion Ill-l» enam-
”.l, II”
M."
M I. "I“.
W 4
In;
...... .,
~I-I. wdiploid OUTINGS
DILIGHT'UI. IHORT BIA T‘RHIPI T0 OLD POINT COMFORT
D
OLD DOMINION LINE;
including AccoInOdationa at Hotel Chamberlain.
M~Mwame
V astronaut:
PLEASURE and REST
llays‘ outing. lIII-lIIdiIIg trans-
portstion and ho~ $18.00
lei accommodation. .
Da'ya' outing. including trans-
portatdon and MI ‘22.00
Tho oI'tly direct lino to Old Paint
Steamahlpa are all equipped with the Do
Steamers leave New York every day
Old Point Comfort following morning.
out Sunday at 7 p. In. aIrlving in New York about 3: 30 p.
W. i.. WODIIRUW. ’I‘rullic Manager.
General Games. 8i-
PlPllllil illillilli
MUSIC ”Al I. TONIGHT.
Another big show will be offered at
the popular Music Hall, tonight. and
the management take. pleas-Inc in nu
IIIIIIIIIIIIIg this hill to be equally as good
III-I the ‘tmo that just closed
Younphlood (‘orsou Sexicttc are en
.l.
”‘0 day night accompanied by the Young
tel accommodation. .
Comfort without change.
had wlralaaa Tollgmh System.
except Sunday at 3 p. m.. arriving
Return lesvo Norfolk daily except
hatred for the. next tlIIee days and pre-
scnt nI-w "male and songs. Mcually
the tiny jugglor. will appeal in new
i tricks in juggling. I‘d and May Wood
' ward. ll Kieth unIl i’III(:tor act, will
[llmfltit‘lli 'l‘lIe iltIhcs at Macy's on list
"I gain lth.’ Ii real funny. rural sketch.
(‘harlcy iiolworth and his banjo will
entertain with music. Dancing on Fri
blood (.‘orson Sextette
MONTH-END
lllllRllRlY Bill
MEANS
B. RGAINS ;«I
A. Dickerman & Son’s i
84‘ Washington ,St,‘ South Norwalk
' . Telephone 446
FIIHIND EXCHANGE VACATED.
hadron, sent 3.0—‘r wmm. the.
World' a greatest fish exchange and for
more than half a century the hash fish
center for the heat which sails out of
Boston for Gloucester and other New
England and some provincial ports;
Is to be vacated by the fishermen and
s to revert to other commercial Ilse.
The trafilé at the wharf is 175.000.0thn
moods of fish annually.
-m—nfi—a-
To DEoqu 0N IENEFICIARY.
MERIDEN. Sept. 305-7—‘1‘0 have the.
saints determine to Whom the $2, 000:
benefit ,pnrtlio life of Peter Carter. a .
merchant hero. shalt aha . paid. I. papers
have been larvsd for a suit by the An.
oicnt malai-i of Unitedm' primes.
nipd'a his mama-fly onliving,
one a
his :wir‘
but she died shonly aria-Sig
manna tqu amount due on t
Mn. ‘
Itlatbtbo honor’of with! ii}!
I... .I tail
A
RANBE Sill
AAA‘ALAA- A
TURTLE DIGS DECOY NEBTB.
_——.
Sailor-c .Deposllina Eggs She Makes
Excavations to Pncludc Inamlaa.
Alfiough not credited with any high
degree of intelligence, the turtle when
about to deposit its eggs exhibitscolr
sidembio cunning.
it scoops out a hole as if to prepare
.repository for {eggs but in order
to delude birds and other enemies thei
turtle throws sand again into the hole, I
leaving the surface rough and waddle!
oil to another spot where it repeats
the process
Son: atlmas this Is done three timel.
Tits In illlliiiil
sailed—Chicago Nationals
Arc Fined 3500
lug
(Iago club. I
away"
to team.
the National and American
will apply to tlIII coming
detailed rules adopted by the IIIIIIIIIis
sion since these gIIIIII s lllnt been [ll’u-
.itied fol
('lill) follows:
Friday, Oct. 8. at l’lttsharg:
III'dIIy, (let. 9. at l’ittsburg:
(lct. ii. at lletroit lll‘ Philadelphia:
'II‘tIesan ()(t. l2 IIt DeiIoit or l’hlia
delphla; Wednesday. Oct. Iii at Pitts-
burg; 'llIIIIsday. Oct. It. at Detroit In
Philadelphia.
The IIIIIInIissioII a ruling continues;
”in case either one or both of the
smut-s scheduled for Pittshurg on Fri-
IlnI. ()cl 8, III Sattndu) ()cl. 9 are
not llliUt‘d on at count of rain. III any
other cause. then such Imslponed
name shall he played after the Pitts-
lIng club tI-ltIrns t'rIIIu lletroif In
Philadelphia pIoIldtId however that
the Pittsbntg (1th shall be reunited
to remain in the city of Detroit III
Philadelphia until the fllsl twu go: 11th
scheduled in either of those cities
shall be played
“In case it lit-comes III-IIIssary to
trim a smooth game. the tilt in uhich
it is to he played will he detIIrIIIiIIIId
by thtI I'ouIIIIissiou us is provided for
by rule ti and lit the time designated
by sIIpplI-IIIIIntIil I‘ulII No. II."
All games will‘ begin at 2 o'clock.
Detroit's Chance. Good.
BOSTON. Sept. 30.~—Aftnr the way
III which the Detroit champions ont-
played Boston in the No games yes
terdaI theI looked like sure winners
in today' a game the third in the ser-
ies. The Detroit pitching department
is very strong. while Boston's is not.
This game will not decide. the chant-
pionshlp unless Philadelphia loses to
Chicago ahd the Westerners win.
SIII-h being the case, the pennant will
so to DetrolL. But the boat.l’hllsdel
plIia can do if the Michigan men win
today is to, end the season in a tie by
winning all five of its remaining games
and have Detroit lose three more.
Should Detroit win today and again
tomorrow the titleI will remain in the
western city.
Docs Hoar nor BARK.
If They Do, liolica May Destroy. Ro-
man or Ruff-in Tham.
it has been discovered that in the
new dog laws passed at the recent
session of the General Assembly
there Is a provision whereby hit-king
dogs may he stilled. When this news
gets poised abroad, the dog section
of the local police department may
have a rush of business.
The new section of the law In Its
follows: “Whenever any person. or
persons shall make complaint In writ:
ing to the selecimen of a town. the
warden of ‘a borough. or the chief of
police Iof a city, that any dog owned
or harbored thin said town. bor-
ough- (“fleas a nuisance by reason
fit itlon. excessive hark-
lIIg. or hp other disturbance is
source of pnnomgce to any invalid or
sick person re log in the vicinity.
said selections. chief of police. or
warden. shall investigate the com-
plaint and mcnrv make such order can
coming the estruction, Icmoval or
IostIaint of such dog as may be deem-
ed necessary.
“Any person harboring or owning
such dog who sh ll neglect or refuse
to comply with such order of said so
lectnIeII, chief of police. or warden.
shall be lined not more, than $7 or
imprisoned not more than thirty days.
or both. and the. dog warden having
jurisdiction shall. upon such neglect
or refusal, capture, confine. release or
kill such dog."
The new laws further provide. that
any one harboring a dag not licensed.
or which roams at large without own
ershlp, may be fined $200 or given six
month in prison. or both. The law
also sets out that all dogs six months
old shall be registered.
Many people are under the. mistak-
on impression that they do not have
to register t on dogs until the dogs
Sub
.are a year ol.
MROI HOWES OPINION.
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe“: aortas of
the ridiculous has always been a sav-
ing grace, leading her to avoid grand
iloquaoce. On one occasio ll lady at
Newport. tryinl to got .a In. senil-
mont out of her, said. one moonlit
evening spy. vine—hung veranda: "Mrs.
oa'n eventually tho eggs are laid pail
vstlon withlu a few yards 0
In heat, the surface being limit“! I
ed and flattened down. lays the un-
do Glob: l ‘0 “i he
on untng r 0 eggs t
aloud black‘anprolfi annals ’
lento or one at tho“- hams-I
satire are usually mm at
All”
Howe. do “,7 attains lately about
my piazzal' lll'th‘euponl novary one
listened {0n ”the reply. r dell
ostely cutivated voice Mrs owe re
,:apondcd- “l thinkd it is a bully plat?"
-—rtcw York timid ..
but until. Illicit an overall.
rsim‘ns‘nn. I!-
ry Van Nam. an oyster Cantor. mu
BililliSlS Fillililillll
Schedule Arranged and Oilth Details
CINCINNATI. Sept. 30.-—Aftel' pro-
mulgating rules to govern the world's
baseball championship series. the na-
tional baseball commission at a meet
yesterday vigorously criticised
President Clilil‘lt'u w. Murphy. of the
Chicago National League Club, and
imposed ,a fine of [3500 against the Chi-
'l‘hls action was taken in a protest
filed by the Toronto Eastern li'uguu
club and was based on an alleged at-
tempt by Presideut Murphy to ‘max
player Pfeffer from the Toron-
The line is to be applied as
damages in favor of the Toronto t‘llll).
ii the rules heretofore adopted by
leagues
world‘s
championship series. as wall as the
'ilIII schedule providing for the se-
ries between l'lttshuru (National) and
either lletrolt or Philadelphia tAmcIi
Monday.
Bridgeport Advertiaamcnta
i t g
Gamitures for
liewildcring and iascinat
window display on Main St.
IchIartttIcttt.
and Persian liItIlIrIIitlcriCs iII
Bands of every width or
ttlltlrt‘tl silks.
Persi'an Bands arc stIIIld
loud IIIaIII colored cabochons.
Lace.
Black Jetted Lace IS arr
that will tintl‘ the entire roI
hall ~1th cs to acmtupauv.
Passcmenteries that rue
hoods and Silks.
oughly :Ipprct‘iatctl.
Visitors cordially iIIvith
in Iran blue hunters green
IIIcn' s aII-c~.~.tirit-s .\ large (I
Have you seen it? It is a
lar gas flame or the ordinary
can be used with any design
and at much less cost.
able to the eyes.
Ti-I'a soon RELATION.
“i used to wonder," said the poor
relation, “why our Aunt Maria' or
our Uncle Bill didn‘t give us a little
of their money. Now there's two
families. relations of ours. both got
slot of money. more'n they know
what to do with, as the saying is.
but they never gave us a cent. and
we had so many uses mr it.
“They had horses and carriages—
they've both got an automobile now
too—~and they both hadIiine houses
and they lived in good style, and we
had to plug from week to week for
what we did have, with never any
margin for luxuries or even for some
of the comforts. and they knew
these things, or they must have
known them. and they might; have
given us something without ever
missing it, but they never gave us
anything. ‘ - .
.“They'd ask new dinner someI
times and when we went they used
to treat us just as nice as could be,
and sometimes they came to see us.
but. never any money, and they had
so much. After a while i began to
get a little light on this.
For one thing, people that have
got money are pretty apt. to bang
on to it. but after .a while—sud this
i found to be true also of many other'
people supposed to be equally well-
nxod~aftcr a while i began to dis
cover that .relatively speaking, that
is considering the way they llved.l
Aunt Maria and Uncle Bill didn‘t
have much more spare money than
we did. They certainly did have It
lot more than we did. a lot more. but
they had just the same ambitions
and aspirations and beartburnings
and that sort of thing that we did,
and it cost them a heap more to keep
up with the precaution that they
worn in than it did us to hoop up
with the procession that we were in.
"For instance, to get right. down
to simple .facts~vtharo's Julia—~tbat'a
my wife. you understand—she does
not have half the'vcldthoa she'd like
to; have; she doesn't begin to have
the drama th the wife of a friend
of ours docs w 0 earns more money
than I do, and po naturally she would
like to have b few more around to
heapM up as good as anybody with the
f'aal
ten to hoop up with» the
y anon Yet, t'llr. .1 11' you
{my have just the m" lmblaa
ham mason-f
$919!: do: “23;...” dry. . M
e vs . would”, i
tit y know poopl “have“ who"
at“, an Induces. tact .
so cta. each.
The Welsbach Jr. Light -
' hidden from \it'II l)\ the IrlIilic.
but 25 tillllllt‘ llll\\t'l' light. and this Welsbat‘h. .lr.. gives 50.
1\ sot
The. D. M.
M- one mtffiliflohggai
I
| Bridgeport Advertisements
The Dam“ Read Co.
Autumn Gowns
mg is the array of Novelties ill
Dress lriIIIIIIiIIgs. as one may judge after a glimpse at the
and also the showing at the
Beautiful Festoon Garnltures that are intended to reach
reach from shoulder to shoulder arc of gold, silver. Jet, pearl.
exquisite cIIIIIbiIIIItioIIs.
C in jt‘t. silver and gold. Gold
and silver nct hands are headed with jet and embroidered in
oil with gold and silver beads
There Is Cloth of Gold and Silver, with Gold and Silver
tinged in vokcs IIIIIl garuiturcs
sage, and many of these lIaIc
cIIIlIrIIitlt-Irtd in colors show all
the mltl IiIIIl IIIII cl shades that .Ippt-III in the \uttIIIIII Dress
There are Fringes, Pendants, Tassels. Fasteners and
Novelties for application \\'llli‘ll must be seen to be thor-
l to this exhibit.
'l'rinuuiug Section. llilllil tlIIIIr.
French Handkerchiefs for Men
\cII designs III c.0lors Striking and attractiIc nov eltie.
heliotmpc. light mmzc. gray
and other unusual shades that do not tImIIIIOIIly appear in
mi v arch assul lllit‘ nt
fine quality.
vast iIuprovtIIIIcnt on the regu- '
huge mantle stIle burner. lt
eltttric 01‘ gas globe as it
.I\II open gas Home givt‘I:
t mellow light which is agree-
35 cts.. complete ready to attach.
[laseIIIcni- l’ttrnishng Store.
Read Co
do. You know we all have our trou-
blca; we're all trying to keep up
with somebody. and I'll bet that
Aunt Maria and her girls worry more
over their clothes than Julia does
over hers.
“Julia likes jewelry and mighty
little of it she's got—i haven't said
anything to her about it. but l'm
going to get her a nice little diamond
ring for Christmas. But mighty lit-
lie jewelry has .iuiia got. and Aunt
Maria and her girls have got lots.
Why, Aunt Maria has got II pearl
necklace. But don‘t you suppose
that she knows women that have
got much finer pearls. such as she'd
give anything to have, but that she
that her girls feel just the same
when they meet girls that have got
finer things than they have?
“Why. it's as sure as anything
you know. The poor relations don't
have a monopoly of all the heart-
burnlngs by a long shot. We all have
our troubles. ‘
“Take Uncle 81".. with a barrel of
money and an extravagant family.
no you know I think there must be
times when his checkbook must be
about as lean for him so mine is for
me~times when I think he must
come about as near to being strap-
ped for ready money as i am? 1
think so. And Uncle Bill is consid-
erable of a hammer too.
“Anyhow. i no longer wonder or
wary over why they don’t give us
something. We. stopped being a poor
relation. I've got health and
Istreugth and i sleep well nights and
tl'm going to strike out on my own
account and get rich myself.
“And what am I going to do about.
my poor relations then? 'M—m
Well. we'll see about that when we
get he money."-—New York Sun.
l ~Hlves, eczema. itch or salt rhoum
sets you crasy. Can’t bear the touch
of your clothing. Bosnia Ointment
cures the moat obstinate cases. Why
suffer? All druggista soil it. .
NEIGHIOR'G CHICKEN.
A Philadelphia business man bought
a country home- hapl- Devon a short
time ago..a headlight piano about she
teen acres upon which" tutors his ad-
vo‘nt an old ne'lromilh a large fun-
Ily had been employed as caretaker.
The new owner resolved to live
close to nature ab raise his own
truck and vegetables; as wall, as con-
duct a poultry you and keep some
livestock, and thgaltit u advisable to
a bag sage and mentor
iii-'21:“... with... m.
an ihn'to his study
hn: ‘
“ a mu. do We yolks living op-
”°” ltd?" “2232'“ I»...
as, 0y 9
"—Phi iladaiahla ’l‘imaa. . I0!!!
can‘t afford? And don‘t you suppose
Norwalk Chronicler