@Full quarts only!
PROF .J. H. HEYNEN,
Organist and Director of St. film-31’s
Church.
. —-_—TEACHER cit—— ' .
Piano, Organ, Harmony, Singing.
' Violin and ’cello. '
Piano Instructions
By the German Method.
Residence, 23 WEST AVENUE.
Wm. Sheldon, .
Stunt, Brick and Sewer Contractor,
Curbing, Flagging and House Connections.
25f 'Lock Box 36, Norwalli.
Horse Sheeting.
HE undersigned has taken the shop in the
front of S. I‘. Ruby’s on Cross street, and
ls prepared to do Horse shoeing in a first-
clasn manner. Give me acall. tildl
JOHN T LYCET
llfliFEELtllFFEEl
CAFE - ROYAL
AND
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The Finest Cofi‘ees ever sold in Nor-
walkl Try them and be convinced.
NICKERSON E: BEITS, .
35 : AND’: 37 : MAIN : STREET.
lfllll Sill. 3!
Just received
Siting at Slillllllfll‘ tints,
Business in less
Sittings.
The finest line I have eyer offered in all the
atest styles. A second line of
lighituloiedSculch
llhevmls.
Than which there is nothing better or more
stylish manufactured. Call and examine them
and get prices.
W. ll. SWO”.
90 Wastineteti St, 80. Hawaii.
Neatly titan tit
« Mr. Stephen Stanley,
Our esteemed and respected citizen,
owes his long life and good health to
that wonderful Vegetable Blood
Remedy,
Di. Hore’s Ilitttiti‘y.
One would hardly realize that several
years ago his life was despaired of.
but this remedy CUBED him when
everything else failed. 'li'y it now;
it has cured many of our Norwalk
citizens.
for doctor-ing. .
For Sale by
A. H. HOYT & SON.
37 Wall Street.
0111‘ 32d ANNUAL
I
if
menisci
I Ifyou'want to have comfortand speed,
It is only 50 cents a week .
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PIeS‘JlTCd to 0‘11 lTJ‘lnilé,
, WEEK, APRIL "-46, l802.
ThoGreat A. & P. Tea Co.
'41 MAIN STREET, NOt-n'yntuu . or.
liorvtalli ~2~ Cizgtiiistte
Jolt Pl'llllllli Esittlistiiut.
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Posters.
Haiirlhills.
l’rosmmmes.
LNMig‘rl's.
till I llHdllh'.
- Circulars
'Weddii'ig Cards.
Visiting Cards.
Business Cards.
Fanc¥ Show Cards.
- Bal Cards.
fltatements,
.. Tag. .urds, - itcceipts
Hotel Registers. 1m“ i'lieunl
Books and Pamphlets. Notohem ls. ,. ,
Town and Probate Records. ' ,dl'il.’ l ickets
. ‘v'W'Prinled in the 'Neatcm wig/{rs mitt ll.- ' I." .
RIDE A VICTOR WHEEL, with
Spring Fork and lé-inch Cushion
Tires, both wheels. (equal to any
pneumatic tire.) NO BURST, NO
PUNCTURES, fully guaranteed, and
only $135.00 ’
If you have decided to try a pneu-
matic, buy a Victor ; the simplest to
manage. $150.00—Terms to suit.
sinusitis}. Agents.
38 WALL ST., Norwalk, 013.,
AND
WHEELER 8:. HANFUBD.
52 SO. MAIN ST., Sc. Norwalk, Ct.
To Horse Buyers!
Before purchasing a horse call at my
stable and look at the horses I have
for sale! Horses suitable for all pur-
poses, a‘cclimated, and ready for hard
work, for sale cheap. Also a lot of
WAGONS, CABTS, Sunnnrs and SIDE
BAR CARRIAGES, which I will sell at
the lowest CASH PRICE.
I—I. E. DAN N
Livery Stable.
wt. F. W. flarmer.
Painless Dentist.
Artificial Teeth Without Plates.
( Crown and Bridge Work):
Best Set of Teeth on Red Rubber'i
Guaranteed to be the Best and the Same
that other Dentists charge Twice as much for
Teeth extracted without pain - - 50c
Soft Fillings - - - - 50c and up
Gold Fillings - - - $1.00 and up
All work pertaining to,,Dentistry guaran~
teed to be the best workmanship at prices
about one-half charged by other dentists.
Oflice, 42 ”Washington Street,
Over Post Office, South Norwalk.
Just Received, 20 Dozen
SOUTH NORWALK mans
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All the Latest Styles,
SATIN TRIMMENGS ,
*0ka B it OS
.V .54. Q l,
23 mama... imam 4.“
HATSE HATSll
it this title-at
$1.59,,
For Sale.
4 0R SALE—thump No. 1 .‘vlott Avenue
_ For particulars inquire of George 'i‘.
Brady. 90 Wall Street. 208‘ it
For Sale.
Myresidence,No. 148 East avenue, one of
the most complete and desu‘able modern
built houses in town ; all in good order. Has
14 living rooms, mostly finished in_ hard
woods. with all the latcSt and modern im-
provements; private sewerage to the chan-
nel; has fine well of drinking water. Front-
age on East avenue of over 31 feet, i‘uiiiiiiig
tliroughto the channel in the rear. over
1000 feet, with good boat-iii: facilities. Wit
sell for less that ltr‘. .-.ctu:xl value.
, Apply lt0, , .
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£1? “E: i, Reasonableprices
it» "i (i attests.
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‘ Quality has merit and will win!
Wasttnii Gltslll tut.
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Has merit, andflis thebest duality and
big winner. Try It.
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Ktn’eyioberts 8109:
700 Main Street, - Hartford,C
5-“ rank H. Baxter,
THE CHANGES, or ”LIFE.
SOME INTERESTING FIGURE“: MADE
BY A STATISTICAL CRANK.
Career of a. Man From the Cradle to
the Grove—Tho odds for 3nd Against.
now He Will Live and DI. and What
He Will Do—All Figures Down Fine.
To the man contemplating incarna-
tion it ought to be of supreme interest
to know what are to be the odds for or
against him at the successive crisis of
his career. The fascinating and excit-
ing science of statistics profl'ers him
the information.
If he hopes to reach twenty years of
age he had better by eight to five
select rich parents than poor ones.
1,000 living at that age who were born
of rich parents, there will be only 566
out of 1,000 living who were born to
poor parents.
Take it by and large it will pay the
soul to avoid the selection of parents
that are downright poor; otherwise
the odds are three to ten that he dies
within the year. They are one to ten
that he will be a. twin, and. then they
are eleven to ten that the other twin
will not be a girl. It is one to 1,400
that he will not be born deaf and
dumb, and one to 1,000 that he will
never be blind; in other words, it is
1,200 to one that he enjoys the full use
of his senses. These odds ought to
satisfy the soul hesitating at the edge
of birth like a. boy balancing himself
on that of his winter bathtub. _
- At the outset, the odds .are twenty-
one to twenty that he will not be a.
girl. His exultation in this reflec-
tion will perhaps be dashed later on
at the ardent period . of his existence
by the further reflection that he may
thus be the superfluous man who is
foredoomed to make the earthly pil-
grimage alone.
Having new taken every precaution
to attain adult age he may expect that
aheight of five feet eight inches and
a. weight of 149 pounds. If a. woman,
her gowns must be cut for aheight
of five feet three and seven-eighth
inches, weight 127 pounds. bust
and waist measures , accordin’. It
is long odds that he marries
or that she marries. as the case may
be; and if it be a. she, She may now
be reconciled to her sex by the reflec-
tion once made by the witty fair that
at least she cannot marry a woman.
Married w0men live two years longer
than single ones, although one in
seventy dies in childbirth. If the
mother dies first her bereaved partner
survives nine and one-half years; but
if the father dies first the relieved
mother requires eleven and one-half
years to waste away. However, it‘is
again, while the widow’s chance is
only one to nine.
If fond of life, our statistical soul
will be the likelier to marry. In any
given year of his life as a. bachelor he
is likelier by the odds of six to five to
die than if a. married man.
It is seven to three that he marries
under thirty, and one to five that he
marries between thirty and forty.
Her figures run: One to eight that
she marries under twenty, seven to
three that she marries between twenty-
and thirty, and nearly one to five that
she marries over thirty. Though we
have seen death’s reluctance to re-
lease them from their sufferings,
what are the odds that desperation
will drive them to divorce? Here in
the East the odds are fourteen to one
(in New York city ten to one) that
they bear the yoke to the bitter end,
but if they go to San Francisco, the
odds are two to seven that the court
will lift the cross.
Having got married, it is nineteen
to one he "incurs the responsibilities
of paternity.
There is no great satisfaction in re-
flecting that one to three of these
pledges of affection is to be carried
off in ' tender years (in New York
nearly two out of five), or that this
calamity is as likely to be due to un-
necessary diphtheria as to avoidable
digestive diseases, or to whooping
cough and scarlet fever combined.
At the outset the chances are one to
three that he will become a farmer.
His risk of being a factory hand is
only one to eight. In short, the odds
are five to three in his favor that he
escapes both of these fates. In Eng-
land, now, the odds would be nearly
even that he falls a. victim to one or
the other of them, with the chances
two to one in favor of the factory and
early death, as against the field and a.
weary longevity. The best of all call-
ings isto be a policeman; that is to
say, his are the best average wages,
and he has a first-rate chance of life.
The next best things are to be a. first-
rate printer and a first-rate mechanic.
Each is better than to be an ordinary
bookkeeper or shopman.
The statistical man has to count on
or more than one Whole year in forty,
and the cost of this will equal a. tax
of three per cent. on his income. The
poorer he is, the less able is he to
stand the loss. From him that hath
not shall be taken—and serve him.
right: It will teach him to save.
When grown up, it is 1 to 350 that he
goes mad. He can gain 200 chances,
making the odds 1 to 550, ,by moving
over the border to Canada.
Finally, when his own turn comes,
the odds are three to seven that he
goes ofi‘ with a. pulmonary trouble
which will not be permitted an hun-
dred years hence, though there is a
sort of balm in the knowledge that he
has one chance in seventeen of dying
of pure seniledecay. At the same
time a distinguished physician has,
just shownth’at two times out. of three
this 'de'cay will arrive twenty years
before it is rightly due. In other
words, the man who has neglected to
get born till now willpthe odds are
two to one, die of old age twenty
would have-done.—N. Y. Sun. .1 .. ,. ,.
. PHARMACIST.
Lowest Prices. .
tl’ . 8 Main Street. South Norwalk
That is to say, to every 886 out of
his dearly beloved person will attain.
one to six that the man marries
being sick ten days out of every year, '
. ally.
years earlier than his grand-father,
. .lobPi-iuting neatly done it. this‘olfiéu I:
WEEKLY PNO-RWALK _-VCAZETTE.#
,Be Your Own Doctor. I
~ It won’t cost you. one-half » as much.
Do not delay. - Send three two-cent
stamps for postage, and we will. send
you. Dr. 1: Kaufmann’s great work, fine
colored plates from life, on disease,'its
causes and home cure. Address, A. P.
Ordway & Co.,-Boston, Mass. '
The Evening Times, the new demo-.
cratic daily paper of Bridgeport, with
which John Rodemeyer' was connected,
gave up the ghost yesterday afternoon.
The first number appeared March 28,
and it had reached the unlucky 13 num- ‘
ber. *
If you had taken two of Carter’s
Little Liver Pills before retiring you
would not have had that coated tongue
or bad taste in the month this morning.
Keep a vial with you for occasional use.
The quarantine which has been on
the Danbury jail for the past month
was removed yesterday. During the
period the quarantine has been main-
tained there have been several fatal
cases of diphtheria among the jail in-
mates.
Almost Killed.
‘ I was almost killed by the doctors,
who treated me for bleeding piles. It
cost me over $100 without relief. I
took Sulphur Bitters for two months,
and now I am well.—Gus Hall, Troy,
NY
David'Bice, who introduced the first
knitting machine in New England, died
at Canon City, 00]., on rI'hursday last,
aged 67 years. His home u as in Bris-
tol, N H., and he was for many years
a leading stocking manufacturer in
New Hampshire. ‘
If you are tired taking the large old-
fashioned griping pills, and are satis-
fied purging yourself till you are weak
and sick is not good common sense,
then try Carter’s Little Liver Pills and
learn how easy it is to be free from
Billiousness, Headache, Constipation,
and all Liver troubles. These little
pills are smaller, easy to take and give
quicker relief than any pill in use.
One a dose. Price 25 cents,
Mrs. Laura V. Appleton’s oldest son,
Howard F. Appleton, has died of yel-
low fe-ver and been buried at sea some-
where off the coast of Brazil. Mrs. Ap-
pleton is a daughter of old John An-
derson, the tobacconist, who died leav-
ing a fortune of $9,000,000 and who
formerly lived in New Haven.
-1 Burglar Captured.
This morning about two o’clock John
Wood, the well known plumber who
resides on Main Street, was awakened
by hearing glass break. On getting
out of bed he received a blow on the
head. He immediately grappled with
the burglar, and after a terrible struggle
succeeded in holding him until his wife
obtained help. On being searched at
the station, Mr. Wood’s watch and wal-
let was found on his person. He gave
the name of Robert Terry. The broken
glass proved to be a bottle of Sulphur
Bitters which had almost cured Mrs.
“’oocl of Arheumatism.—Exchange.
Rev. Mr. Watkins continues to im-
prove and his physicians now feel hope-
ful of his speedy recovery, as the criti- ' '
cal period when inflammation is likely
to set in, is now practically passed. Dr. .
Paige, of New York, came up to see
him last evening and returned ona
ster train.
Help Nam r0,
In many instances the revival of
growth and color in. the hair is im-
possible, even when it seems to have
faded or been shed to a degree past re-
covery. The true botanic and purest
redemption from loss and spoliation by
the ravages of time is WALNUT LEAF
HAIR RESTCRER, which possesses none
of the drawbacks which renders mineral
articles dangerous, and havegdrawn down
the animadversons of the press. _ Price,
$31.00 per bottle. Sold everywhere.
He asked the chairman of a State
committee ft 1' a job.
“What can you (in inquired the
chairman dilicately, : . these political
affairs need delicate handling.
“ Well I can do anything I’m asked
to do.” was the reply, “but my best
‘ hold ’ is as election taxidermist. "
“ \Vhat in thunder is that? ” exclaim-
ed the chairman.
" Don’t- be so loud‘ ” whispered the
applicant for place, going up close to
him. “ that’s the gent as stufi‘s the
ballot box. See? ”
The chairman sent him over to the
chairman of the other party’s Com-
mittee. —-Detroit Free Press.
Harsh purgative remedies are fast
giving way to the gentle action and
mild effects of Carter’s Little Liver
Pills. If you try them, they will cer-
tainly please you. '
When the lease by the Consolidated
road of the New York, Providence and
Boston railroad is completed the former
will come into possession of seven big
passenger steamer s and half a dozen
wooden freight boats.
All disorders caused by a billions
state of the system can be cured by us-
ing Carter’s Little Liver Pills. _No
pain, griping or discomfort attending
their use. Try themi ‘ ‘
are»; 13% . . _.-i A“:
:"fi Vii % .- , i
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One of the Best Medicines Ever .
Invented. for '
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tERFECT AND IMMEDIATE BELIEF
IN CASES 0]" PAIN AND INFLAHHATION.
This excellent compound is achieving the most
signal triumphs, astonishing many who have occa-
sion to use it by the certainty with which it relieves
t nem of their sufferings. both externally and intern-
It locate and certain in its action.
For Burns. Poisoning. Eryupelac, Inflammation
of the Eye: or poweu, Earache, Downy", Rheuma-
tism, Pain: in Side,- Back or Shouldn't. Piles.
Sore Throat, Group or Bronchitis.
Price 259». and $1“ all Drugglots.
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' Icy/our Nerve Steady
are breaking: that your nervous system
is givmg wafi If you have weak nerv-
ous system 1: 6 very best thing you can
Household Tea. .It is the finest Nerve
tonicknown and will restore you to
health and vigor. Don’t delay. Get
a. free sample at H. R. Hale’s drug store
.Di'. William H. Buddick of South
Boston, thirty-second degree 'Mason
and Adventist, has become a Roman
Catholic and resigned from ,nine Ma-
cion bodies of which he Was a member.
Dr. Benjamin W. Dyer, proprietor
of the Park Avenue Hotel drug store,
died on Monday of pneumonia at' his
home in New York City. He was born
in Bridgeport, Odom, in 1844.
$101 Reward. $100.
The readers of the GAZETTE will be
pleased to learn that there is at lerst
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure on all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh, Cure
is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being
a constitutional disease, requiresa con-
stitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh
Cure is taken internally acting directly
the system, thereby destroying the
foundations of the disease. and giving
the. patient strenth by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do-
ing its work. The proprietors have so
much fa to in its curative p0wers. that
they ofier One Hundred Dollars for
any case it fails to cure. Semi for list
of testimonials. Address, F. J .Cheney
&Co.. Toledo. 0. '
@Sold by Druggists, 75c.
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UNDE GUARANTEE.
AGENTS:
w. H. SMITH & 00., Norwalk,.
w. c. QUINTRD, South Nor walk.
1317‘
TH EMARLINHREARMS
NEW HAVEN. CONN” U5,“
BUILDXHG LOTS
(ON INSTALLMENT PLAN.)
FOR SALE,
On -:- Wilton Avenue,
APPLY TO
Charles Olmstead.
M ust Be Sold.
FARM of 35 Acres, all Meadow and Pasture
-Land» Dwelling House, nine rooms,
about 20 years old. Large barn and cow .house
nearly new. Five hundred peach trees in full
bearing. Apples, grapes and small fruits in
a buiidance. Situatedtwo milesfrom Norwalk
Bridge. on the main road to New Canaan. on
high ground. Fine View of Long Island Sound.
Must be sold to settle an est-ate.
FOr further particulars enquire of
tf43 0.,15. WILSON.
3 Gazn'r'rE Building. Norwalk. Ct.
Merrill Business College, Stamford,
Offers the best facilities to cum; men and
glaBUS NESS EDUCA-
It embraces a. 1 departments of busi-
ness and has added a department of Academic
English and German. lt has_placed a large
percentumpf its graduates in ood paying
posrtions; it supplies busmess ouses with
competent assistants free of charge. and sus-
tains the confidence of the public. Winter
opening Monday, January 4, 1892. Catalogues
Sent on application. Addr ‘
C ‘S
M. a. MERfiILL. President.
ls INVALUABLE FOR
highs-galllung
0'» .. ° Troubles.
35¢. ond'$1_of:ll Drought:
u. nuanced &SONS.Pi-ouq
mmENOEpml.
or do you tremble and feel that you; .
do is to begin to day using. Dr, 113.1325
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of‘
SOLD
ACTUAL cosr LESS THAN 31 .25 ran e56 .
Marian BANKING ca.
5iifiatt.”
5‘, , Biealllast f.
. cocoa
H from which the excess 0‘-
], oil‘lias been removed, is
L Absolutely Pure--
and it is Soluble-
Clio Chemicals
are used in its preparation. It has
more than three times the strength of
Cocoa. mixed with Starch, Arrowroot
or Sugar, and is therefore far more
economical, costing less than one cent
a cup. It is delicious, nourishing,
strengthening, EASILY DIGESTED,
and admirably adapted for invalids
as well as to ' persons in health.
$02.0! by Grocers everywhere.
EAKER & 00.: flattens. Elissa.
OLD AND
PENSIONS NEIV LAW
GEN. WM. ll. NOBLE.
N o. 91‘ Srnirronn AvE., Bninorronr'
Has allblanks needed under New Law for"
' Soldiers, Widows, Parents and Children. Cali
or send for question blanks at once.
PATRONIZE THE'OLD RELIABLE
ADAMS EXPRESS Comrm,
Low Rates. ‘ " Prompt Delivery
Branch Office, Norwalk, at Morris Benedict's-
Main Office at Depot, South Norwalk.
L. HUNT. Agent,
ETER L. GUIGUE, Florist and Nursery--
man, Uuion Avenue, north of Union
Cemetery Norwalk, Conn. Dealer in Green
House and Hot House and Bedding and Vege-
table Plants, Fruit and Ornamental Trees,
Shrubbery, Vines, Cut Flowers. always on:
hand, and all sorts of deSigns in flowers aro-
rangegtodorder. 1
rs in am refill' " "L'-
attended tog iug cemetei) plo.s
F. .l'. Cuitislttlo’s
; STAMFORD RANGES,
Bllmhrt _
'flurUWt.
the tin lllltlt list.
These Ranges can be furnished
with '
RESERVOIHS, HOT GLDSETS amt
WATER FRUNTS.’
ALSO
Wand cunt Stoves,
AND
Sflflflllll Hint Rates at
- , Sinus. '
House Furnishing Goods of All Kinds
Bradley’s & rapier
llllLlZHSl
Fine Ground '
BONE.
Guaranteed Pure,
At less price than over offered in
Fairfleld County.
iithN 008.
South Nor-walk-
9‘
I O? MIDDLETOWN. COVN.
Chartered in 1872. Under theiBanlii'ig Law
onnecticut.
Cash Capital, $600,000. Surplnu
Six per cent. Investment Bo d ~':
accrued interest. At the lastnsgssdgnpblf fig
hitting ‘hfsei’T‘i’ii‘tre mm" ‘ 1°.d‘“m‘"
n or an s e ' '.'.
istrators and trustees. y executors. , j
a. B. CRAUFURD, Agt., ..
noon 2. uasomc BUILDING. roman»
. G. J’. Ferries, .. if
PARCEL AND macros snares;
Slate at Benedict’s, woman. and Hoyt’s Dru '
_ Store. South Norwalk
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