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Sweetfiongo’scbarms by poets havebeenlulll.
Who stand now on the banks of heavenly
streams, . -
But scarcely fairer‘thoeecelee‘tialshores
Than Songo‘s spl'endors. shrined in pictured
dreams.
See the bright river winding in and out,
Watch the red maples and the browning elms.
The crimson sumach and the willows green.
Its woods are crowned with living diadems.
Beneath, the leaves that heap the shining sarid
Take on the hues and shapes of India’s shells.
In the rich depths below tree nods to tree,
Each its sweet story of the autumn tells,
Though these uprear their branches to the sky.
And those to answering skies and shades and
dells.
Now, fairy like, the doubling river turns
To where a cottage stands—the yellow corn
Grows to the water's edge; old apple trees
With crooked elbows, their gray branches shorn
Of autumn fruitage, guard the mossy well,
And in a tiny bend a painted boat
Dips lazily, as move our lagging wheels,
While drifts of weblike algae, all afloat,
Gleam like spun gold, and shaftlike shadows seem
Sea caves, like those of which old poets wrote.
Blue, dreamy Songo! Witching, winding stream!
Rich with the tinting born of flowers and dew,
Set thick with jewels which no mortal hand
Can prison. though they thread thy waters
through,
Thy banks can match the charms of southern
shores,
Thy legends make the rocks interpreters,
Thy wild wood grace. thy shadows and thy songs,
Thy pines, thy willowy reeds and stately firs
Give to the souls that seek them dreams of
- heaven, 7
And make of men more fervent worshipers.
—Mary A. Denison in Youths Companion.
Agriculture in Ancient China.
In 1100 B. .C. the prime minister of the
Emperor Won-Wong, Tcheou-Kung, con-
structed norias, or hydraulic machines. of
simple design and working, by ”which
water was raised to a height to which it
had never been carried before, and made
reservoirs andcanalsfor irrigation. Water
was conducted by means of machinery
from the wells to. the dry hill tops,an'd
water provkionwae assured for times of
drought- Agriculture, in (consequence,
flourished. , ' ‘
. Other,meaeures of . Tcheou-Kung com-
prisedthepromulgation of- laws respecting
the boundaries of properties and the preven-
tion; of trespaseps. [Thefields were divided
into squares callul wells, from their re-
semblance to, the Chinese character I?
tying a well..surrounded and furrow by
ditches so a ' that eight farmers,
each tilling his own tract, united in culti- 7
vating the ninth, interior tract, which be-
longed to the state, and the produce of
which paid their rent.
The system succeeded to a marvel. .Eech
tenant has proprietor of about fifteen
acres, the whole product of thichho-
Thus he always _ . . '
visions, of pork and, _
mo. clothing. ‘uo .seun _. _ mi
. ' or poorer than another, but a com-
plete social equality existed, and everyone,
they say, was satisfied:—-Gen. Tcheng Ki
Tong in Popular Science. ‘
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. .. ,Bylleturnhfail.
Just after Andrew Johnson had vacated
. the presidential seat the mana ers of'the
Simpson County (Ky) Agricu tural and
Mechanical association decided that it
would be agreat advertisement to have
the old. gentleman attend the fair. “We
don’t care for him on Saturday,” said the
manager, “for on that day we shall have a
pretty big crowd anyhow. Wednesday
will be the day. Iwill write to the ex-
president."
The following letter was sent to
Johnson:
“GREAT Sin—The people of the wonder-
ful county of Simpson, feeling a great in-
terest in one of, America’s most gifted
sons, have decided to invite you to be pres-
ent at our fair grounds on Wednesday, the
6th of October, where they wish to shake
your hand. Please let me know by return
mail.”
. He let them know by return mail. The
old gentleman turned the letter over and
Wrote the following:
“I am no menagerie. A. JOHNSON.”
-—Chicago Special Press Bureau.
Mr.
An Experiment That Failed.
A few years ago two well known writers
in the neighborhood of Harvard college
endeavored to evince a practical turn.
They lived near each other—so near that
when the water in the supply pipes in the
house of one was frozen they conceived
the idea of introducing the much needed
fluid before the plumber arrived by con-
veying it from the house of the other in an
ordinary rubber hose. The weather was
of the zero kind, and the same cold that
* froze the water in the leaden pipes within
the house froze the water in the rubber
hose which lay upon the snow without.
It is hardly necessary to add that a mass
of icy snow and a broken hose were the
only results of this novel aqueduct.—San
Francisco Argonaut. .
“Co-Jock! (Jo-Jock!”
The ordinary call to horses is ”Co-jock!
co-jock!" It is explained that many horses
were formerly named John, which, in
peasant English, is Jock. “Co-jock,” then,
simply means “Come, J ohn.” It is said
that the use of the word"'jockey," mean-
ing a rider or driver of race horses, comes
from the frequency with which horses
were once named Jock, the word passing
in time from the animal to his rider.—Bos-
ton Transcript.
Buying His on Colin at a Discount.
A man worth his thousands of dollars,
living in Ellisburg, cable to townrecently
and went to the undertaking rooms of
Overton 8?. Fish and asked if they had any
old fashioned cofiins, and if they would
sell them at the old prices. Being answered
in the affirmative he chose one, for which
he paid 85, and took it home with him.—
Adams Cor. Rome (N. Y.) Sentinel.
» Where Manners Didn't Count.
Fond Mother—John, dear, I was told to-
day that our daughters—had the most on-
gaging manners imaginable- Aren’t you
8 ' .9 . . . .
4 John (gfimlkaum‘phl The engaging
seems, so far, to b'e'entirely confined to
their mannersaPittsburg Bulletin.
Many people get all needed exercise in
their daily employment. ,, ,‘It‘ is the brain
-worker and the man of sedentary. :occupa-
tion, the; professional man, the' teacher.
the student,, the _‘merchant, the clerkgfthe -
'rtailor,.-the operatives in most ~mills, the‘
‘oomDOSitpr-gi 'fihdv‘dtherslike'them, to: whom 1
outdoor excrciseiis an abSolute'nQCéssiW-ZS: %
3.: . ..~.:7..-‘. ‘: ' ,__.,.- ,, 'TP-‘Ta- not 3-“; ‘
Yapor, Turkish, Russian',” sit'zi ~clect'ric, f
shallow and pack baths are very, valuable 9
because they ‘ ’ ' ill." on, the skin by§
an artilicialmthagahfih the farmer
' ob acts.” 7
. woman seated herself at the piano the dirty
f map of lace fell from her shoulders and re-
' readily passed for-those of ' a' high bred girl
i *7 3"«feet from-the ground. Thb’h‘or‘se is about :
”Whands high. ~ He was confined ‘toéhi'sbox 7.
.911 mechanielosasby necessarylabor. ., , '
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AccumsemmGE
. MUSICAL emu” 'fHRILLS ..A
caowo WITH HER SKILL. .-
Belng Refused Aline She Recalls Her
E: ~-ly Life by Some Masteriy Operatic
Airs—A Deplorable Picture of a Way-
ward Beauty—It Was but a. Mood.
“Would you please give a little assist-
ance to a poor woman that hasn’t had a
mouthful to eat since yesterday morning?”
The speaker was a. woman not younger
than 25 nor older than 45, but it would
have been difficult to make anything like
an accurate guess at the age of the un-
kempt and bedraggled creature that stood
before the little group whining out her pe-
tition for alms, whidi seemed to have so in-
grained itself into her speech that it would
have been difficult to have imagined her
giving forth anything beyond that dismal
hypocritical monotone.
Her face, that once might have been fair
and girlish, was course in feature, and al-
most devoid of any expression save that of
stupid, callous mendicancy. Her eyes,
that still retained something of that deep
blue of the midsummer sky, were bleared
and watery and half shaded with swollen
and inflamed lids that still showed a deep
silky fringe of golden lashes. _
Beneath the tattered and soiled mop of
lace which she were over her head and
shoulders, after the manner of a mantilla,
two or three little faded yellow curls were
peeping out in strange contrast with the
furrowed and weather beaten forehead,
over which they seemed inclined to stray.
A SAD'I’ICTURE. 7
Her dress was soiled and tattered, her
small shoes were discolored and broken in
many places, and her hands were hidden in
the ragged mantle of dirty lace which they
held in place upon her head and shoulders.
She waited, staring stupidly at the trio for
a reply, and as none seemed inclined to
give one remarked (as if to excuse himself
for giving nothin that he thought she
was more thirsty an hungry after all. -
“Like enough yer right," she remarked
carelessly, turning away as if to quit the
store, but when half way around she hesi-
tated andcosta longing look 'atxa huge,
old fashioned grand piano of Continental
make, which had just been tunedia‘nd put
in. order in the storeroom before which she
stood. ' .
‘ She looked intently abthe piano for near-
ly amin'ute, whileher back was turned to
the group .audthen facing about toward
them, with a softened look in her face and
a curious, nervous huskiness in her voice.
she remarked:
“I’d like to play on thetpiano if , nobody
Nobody did obiec‘t, and,'in fact, all were
anxious to see how this tattered and
bedraggled creature would perform at the
piano. '
They were not dough: doubt." As the
leased a tangled mass of faded yellow hair,
which still rippled'and flashed in the sun-
light as it streamed over her shoulders and
Herhands. which were now. seen for the
first time, were'a‘mall and‘daintily formed,
and except that they were not quite free
from grime. andthat the nails were for.
from being tidily kept, they would have
of 20 who had alwayo lived a life of ease and
luxury. These trifies surprised the gentle-
men; but though they wondered at the
change wrought by the fall of the old wrap
they were lost in amazement asithe dainty
but grimy little fingers struck the first two
or three chords witha touch firm, master-
ful and yet delicate.
Then the little fingers wandered swiftly
about among the keys as if in search of a
theme, and then with infinite pathos
breathing through every note came the
plaintive aria from "I1 Trovatore.” “Ah, I
have sighed to rest me.”
CLASSIC MUSIC.
Not a sound passed the motionless but
slightly parted lips. but the coarse. hard
lines in the discolored face seemed softened
as if by some miraculous transfiguration,
the watery mists seemed to pass from the
azure tinted eyes, and as the notes rang
out a theme of immeasurable melancholy
those kindling eyes seemed speaking every
thought in Manrico’s despairing wail.
Who shall say that any stricken lover
ever more earnestly sighed for that dream-
less sleep of his last dark and narrow bed
than did this poor wretch. so long, so far
and so irrevocably divorced from home,
from love, from faith, from father, mother,
brothers or sisters, from the reverence due
to her sex and from all that could be
desirable, and whose inseparable compan-
ions were shame and hunger and thirst?
Forgetful of all around her, she drifted
frOm the operatic to the classical, playing.
unhesitatingly from memory in the most
brilliant style selections from Mozart,
Beethoven and Chopin. Suddenly some-
thing seemed to call her back to herself,
and stopping as suddenly as she had com-
menced she gathered her rags about her
and prepared to go.'- A small collection
was made for her from the little crowd
that had been attracted by her playing,
and as this was handed to her she thrust
it into her pocket with the same callous
air with which she had first asked for aims.
The evanescent reflection of a pure and
happy past flickered and went out of the
faded, weather beaten face as suddenly as
it had come there, and in a minute more a
blear eyed and bedraggled woman was
drifting out upon the street to beg from
door to door and all too anxious to drown
the flood of memories that she had had-
lessly awakened as she struck the first
chord on that piano.—New Orleans Times-
Democrat. / "
The Supply of Natural Gas.
'Professor;;,Mchc,!of the *JUnited. States
geologicalsnrverrflm Withsre‘sudto the
sup ‘1 , of 'fnatural gas: “It will fail: it may
be a long time yet, but it will surely fail."
This opinion appears, to be very suggest
tively put. All wells that have been
heavily drawn upon- for a period of three
or four years have gradully diminished in
pressure. Some have become useless.
Others have become almost wholly ex«
hausted, but after being securely closed
they have” recuperated until they have be-
come stronger than they Were at any time
before. The supply can be so husbande'd
that exhaustion becomes improbable. The
fact that wells can be so managed points
to the inference thatthere is continuous
generation, and-that theproductionis suf-
ficient. tosupply moderate demands indefi~ .
nitely.-,—New York Commercial Advertiser.
_ Extraordinary Leap ofa Harsh; ‘ . .
A horse belonging to Mr.: ’W. Stuart, oi ;
' Ballaghadereen, jumped thrOugh an open .'
window 3 feet 3 inchesby 2 feet 2 inches and T
etc: a few. days without . getting-this usuaf
lienrcise. and. hammer restless. The; horse 5
seems. quite safe. .excepta litth: scratch” eon ,
ThelatoR'ev.’ RS: Hawker, vicar. of
Mormon-tow, was a poet of good quality.
His work attracted the attention and ad-
miration of Mr. Tennyson, and the laure-
ate made up his mind ‘to paya visit to
North Cornwall, and‘he took a letter of
introduction to Mr. Hawker. With char-
acteristic carelessness, however. he mislaid
the letter, and forgetting the name of the
gentleman he wanted to meet Tennyson
was in a delectable quandary. - But the
local inn keeper assured him that it must
be the clergyman he desired to see, as the
clergyman was the only man in those parts
who had any time to waste on poetry.
The clergyman bade his visitor a hearty
welcome, and the two enjoyed a two hours’
confabulation. When he arose to depart
Tennyson said: “Perhaps you would like
to know who I am; my nameisTennyson.”
“Any relation to the Tennyson?” asked
Mr. Hawker. The laments answered, “I
don’t know what you mean by the Ten-
nyson, but I am Alfred Tennyson.”
Of course Mr. Hawker was surprised
and delighted. He insisted that his vis-
itor should remain still longer, but Tenny-
son said, “No, I cannot; the fact is, I’m
dying for a pipe." This put the reverend
host into a serious dilemma. He had never
smoked in all his life, and there was nei-
ther cigar, pipe nor tobacco in the house.
But presently a happy thought dawned
upon him. The laborer in yonder garden
might have a pipe to lend. Would the
poet-laureate disdain that relief? No, not
be.
So the honest laborer was approached,
and right cheerfully he produced his
stumpy clay and a goodly portion of the
weed—coarse, strong stuff, but as grateful
to the laureate as food to a starving maul
So there the two poets sat all that pleasant
summer day, the old clergyman reciting his
verse and the laureate pufling away at the
stumpy clay pipe, and grunting as cheerily
as a pig in a trough.
That was very many years ago, but Mr.
Tennyson is as fond as ever of his pi
Smoking is in fact the only vice to whit?
he seems ever to have been addicted—Eu-
gene Field in Chicago News.
An East River Authority.
Across the East river, on Ward’s island,
lives Capt. Bill, son of the ancient mariner
who ran the ferry to the island from his
little tavern at the foot of One Hundred
and Tenth street forty odd years ago.
Capt. Bill is the oldest inhabitant of the isl-
and, being born on its soil some thirty years
ago or a trifle more, and now the guardian
of the deserted buildings belonging to the
commissioners of emigration. 0f sun-
burned or ruddy complexion and athletic
build. he is the historical authority on all
matters which concern the East river and
the Hell Gate region.
When he Was born the only buildings on
Ward’s island were the old cotton mill . in
which the emigration commission then
housed its charges. the old homestead of
Sandy Gibson, the mansion of the Banach.
and Uncle'John Hilllker's fishing hostelry,
opposite Astoria. . The visitor to Ward’s
island. by the way, who asks for Maxill-
nor will be met-bye stare of astonishment
If he asks for Capt. Bill be will be under-
stood at once, and will be sure of a wel-
come—New York Sun.
Self Cooking Revolvers in Park Row.
Theconnection between gun shops, cheap
restaurants and ready made clothing is
sufiiciently obscure, yet old Chatham
street, now called Park row, rejoices in
little else. Perhaps after patronizing them
a man becomes reckless enough to be will-
; ing to commit suicide. It is a curious fact
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32730: E‘Ew‘ .503 real; -nr“ll‘5 r.
that the so-called tough element will buy
nothing in the shape of a revolver except
one of the self cocking pattern, and this
in spite of the fact that- no man was ever
able to hit anything with one of them at a
ter distance than ten feet. These
“guns” have long ago been abandoned in
the southwest, the great pull needed on
the trigger making anything like aim im-
possible, yet owing to the demand for them
in New York they are the only kind the
pawnbrokers will advance money on.—
New York Telegram. -
Facts About Parrots.
People expect to come into a bird store
and open up a conversation with a parrot
off hand. They fail, and then make up
their minds that the parrot is worthless.
This will apply to the majority of people.
They do not give the bird credit for the
intelligence it actually possesses. There are
parrots in St. Louis valued at from 850 to
$150 that will not be coaxed into a conver-
sation with a stranger, and yet they are
among the best talkers extant.
The birds often refuse to “perform” when
there are purchasers looking on, but once
the store is cleared of people they will
chatter away as though their very life dew
pended on their being heard. The major-
ity of parrots will take to a girl or a wom-
an much quicker than to one of the sterner
sex—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
They Were Honest.
The other morning as a farmer was com-
ing into the city by way of the Grand River
road a big of oats slid off his load unno-
ticed. A tizen stood at his gate and wit-
nessed the occurrence without saying a
word. When he thought it safe to do so
he ran out to secure the bag, but as he
reached it a second man came up.
“I saw it first,” said one.
“No, you didn’t!”
“I did!”
“You didn’t)"
“Say, you i" both calhd in chorus to the
farmer, and as he turned about each man
went his way. As there was likely to be a
fuss as to who should profit by the find
they decided to beat each other-by being
banana—Detroit Free Press.
- Concerning language.
Language comes more easily to some,
than to others, but it is a desirable acqui-
sition, and, therefore it is essential that the
book and theteacher in the schoolhouse
shouldfljoin in inducing the student to ex<
press himself. ' - Not ,that, ,men and women
must be able ,to talk all the while. Under
this fashion of things the world would
800.11 be talked; to death The, essential
thing is that themind be made capable of
examining asubject, of amplifyingathem'e,
until it shall assume some fullness of sym-
Ledger.
'While out at'is‘e‘a‘ion' his passage from
,metry and, general;- ‘beautyl—New” York'
Wilhelmshaven. t‘o ’ Osten'd; .Een route. - for-
the. isle .of;..Wight, the German emperor:
sen ‘ ‘3' “fr ' a barrier ‘pigeon‘wdth'a message
, , that was to be telegraphed to the empress.
' L The bird reached Wilhelmshaven in two
hours, where the telegram was deciphered ; .
and dispatched at once to her majesty.
The masses... ema... t... at...
tomed to remark that of all the sins that
burdened his! conscience and. {weighed on
'his‘indst edceiiti‘ic‘m’indfihé ‘n’io‘s’t‘grievous
in his own eyes Wafifillilt 0f 11955198.,f‘ifi'. " "
; vented” M. de Blowitz.’fr‘r.,4 ’, ,- ,‘f 7
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, uncinncibnte' audiences.
Somereligions journalsare printing a.
paragraph“? the electithat the late Pro-
feaorHitchcoe' ' k, of thia‘city, held that
tobacco was - known to the ancients and
that its name was derived from Bacchus,
the god of 'wine. The weed was 'ofiered to
Bacchus as a votive ofiering, and as the
dative case of Bacchus in Greek is “To
Baccho,” the narcotic gradually got that
name. Of course any scholar will at once
see that Dr. Hitchcock was too good a
Grecian to have fathered such an absurd
etymology.
As a matter of fact, the late President
Hitchcock, of Amherst, made the sugges-
tion in question as a bit of pleasantry in a
humorous book which he once published.
The ancients didn’t have the good for—we
mean of course the ancients didn’t indulge
in the vice of using tobacco, though they
probably would if they had known about
it. For the ancients were rare old boys in
their time, and were up to all the mischief
that was going—New York Tribune.
No State’s Land.
Island No. 74, on the Mississippi, has an
owner, but belongs to no state, county or
township. ' From a paper read before the
Engineers’ club of this city it appears that
according to the enactment whereby the
states of Arkansas and Mississippi were
created, the river boundary of the former
extends to mid-stream, that of the latter to
mid-channel. Herein is the difficulty. A
dissipated freshet turned the current
against the Mississippi bank, and shifted
the former position of mid-channel many
rods to the eastward, so that the fortunate
or unfortunate owner found his possessions
beyond both the mid-river point of Arkan-
sas and the mid-channel line of Mississippi.
—Philadelphia Ledger.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness, Hay Fever
A New Home Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence of living parasites
in the lining membrance of the nose and
eustachian tubes. Microscopic research
however, has proved this to be a fact, and
the result of this discovery is that a simple .
remedy has been formulated whereby
catarrh, catarrhal deafness and hay fever
are permanently cured in from one to
three simple applications made at home .
by the patient once in two weeks.
N.‘ B.-—'-’l‘his treatment is not a snuff or
an ointment; both have been discarded
by reputable physicians as injurious. A
pamphlet explaining this new treatment is
sent on receipt of three cents in stamps to
pay postage by A. H. Dixon 85 Son, 337
and 889 West King street, Toronto, Can-
ada—Christian Advocate
Sufferers from Catarrbal troubles should
carefully read the above.
' ‘Illnlng Ace’idfnte.
Mr. W. Fairley, mining engineer, of
Bugeley, has compiled from the reports of
her madesty’s inspectors of mineea table
showing the number and ratio of deaths
from mining accidents in Great Britain
from 1851 to 1889, those occurringinIre-
land being included since 1872. In the first
named year the dbaths numbered 981, and
the persons employed 216,217, or a ratio of
1- in 219. In 189 1,0“ persons lost their
lives. out of a total of 563,735 men em-
ployed, the ratio thus being 1 in 530.
The casualities in 1889 were made up as fol
lows: By explosions, 138; by falls of roofs
and sides. 465; by miscellaneous accidents,
401. The average ratio of deaths throngh- :
out the period1851-1889 is estimated to be .
1 in sea—Philadelphia Ledger.
Forced to Leave Home. _
Over 60 people were forced to leave
their homes yesterday to call at tbeir~
druggist’s for a free trial package of Lane’s :
Family Medicine. If your blood is bad, 7
your liver and kidneys out of order, if you
are constipated and have headache and an
unsightly complexion, don’t fail to call on
any druggist 10-day for a free sample of
tins grand remedy. The ladies praise it.
Everyone likes it. Large size package 50
cents.
A Just nenuae.
A tourist had taken up his lodgings at
an inn which did not quite come up to his
expectations, and happening to sit at the
dinner table next to a strange lady be ad-
dressed her as follows:
“Have you been long imprisoned in this
stable?”
“I am not a prisoner, though I have been
here a long time, for I am the mistress of
this establishment and have to feed the ani-
mals.”—London Tid-Bits.
Hrs IGNORANCE 0051‘ Ms $150.—I was
sick shed for three months. The doctor
said I had prolapsus Uteri, which was
untrue. He didn’t try to cure me but
wanted to makes $1.50 every day. My
uncle is a druggist and he told me to turn
the doctor oil? and try Sulphur Bitters. I
(lid so and five dollars’ worth of Sulphur
Bitters cured me of general weakness and
debilitv.-—Mrs. S—, New Haven.
' Men of Means.
Daniel Matthews and James D. Ponari,
who are both waiters in Dehhonico’s, are
men who are worth a good deal of money.
They owe their fortunes to Wall street
magnates. Both are married and live in
their own houses. For months at a time
they do not draw their salaries. They
have no immediate use for the money, and
they know it is ready for them any time
thov ask for it.-—New York Telegram.
The children’s health must not be neg-
lected. Colds in the head and snuflles
bring on catarrh and lung affections.
Ely’s Cream Balm cures at once. It i s
perfectly safe and is easily applied to the
nostrils. It also. cures catarrh, the worst
cases yielding to it.
Not for the "People.
. A Mississippi postmaster shut his omce
up and went oi! on a fishing trip for three
days, and when the public complained he
replied: “Dnrn your yaller ears, but do
you reckon this ’ere thing is run for your
convenience! Whar’ do I come in? What
in blank is the use of' letters, anyway?”—
Detroit Free Press.
If you had taken two of ' Carter’s Little
Liver Pills before retiring you would not
have have had that coated tongue or bad
taste in the mouth this morning, Keep a
vial with you for occasional use. '
= Receipt for Furniture Varnish. ,
A good. shellac varnish ,for furniture on
ficorsis'given by a. French cabinet maker:
Five ‘pOunds of pale shellac, one ounce of
mastic and five or six pints of alcohol; Dis-
solve ;in' the ,cold: to prevent the evapora-
tion of ,the alcohol, stirring .cpnstantly. L
column. . . - .
.’=.UniverballfiouseholdBemedy is the people’s
name: crdohnson’s Anodyne-Liniment. j; _ ,g ,
-. .'. J-i m. 5...? 1.2: Luv". :2. {11.7.77 .
, lb 1 ’s. hiladel hiallinstard. . ,
iglaglegibgutudsf’lteiiablo for If drool;
7’, . v:x\,‘;fi':‘ fill
, torrid-secrete: health, in mum-
; preved‘ M; 'D.” advertisement”, in "another. .
- Exp-act of
' Roots,
(Seigel’s Syrup)
0 UR E S
D I .
us rnononr rr was’n Humane.
Nine years ago I ssniiered from indigestion nnu
yspepsla; had heartburn and palpitation. Nc
food would stay on my stomach; tried many so.-
called remedies without effect. Received a Sun
ker almanac and read it. I said, Here’s anoher'
humbug! I was wrong for once. Bought a bottle
of Shaker Extract of Roots in Columbia. Tenn.
Then another. and another. After the third bot-
tle I was well; never been sick since. This is a
medicine to tie to—to trust in. I t is not avpatent
medicine nor a King Cure all. it cures dyspep-
sia and indigestion and that is at the bottom of
most diseases. I would as scon be without money
as Without “Shaker.” W. J. Pawns.
Henryviile, Tenn. , Feb. 7th, 1890.
Nine-tenths of all diseases arise from 0150!].
carried by the blood to various organs and) parts
of the body;.and the blood is poisoned by undi-
gested food ill the stomach and intestines.
Shaker Extract of Roots mines the blood b
curing indigestion and dyspgpsla. Price 60 cent’s
per bottle. sold by all druggists and by
A. J. WHITE,
.168 Duane Street. New York City.
KASK‘INE
(me new comma.)
Stimulates
the Digestion
Calms Nerves,
Clears liellinl
Yet Contains
Nu Narcotic.
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A POWERFUL TONIC.
A SPECIFIC FOB HALABIA. BHEUIATISI.
NERVOUS PliOSTItA'I'lON.
THE MOST SCIENTIFIC AND SUCCESSFUL
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“After live years suffering from malaria. whlc
nearly destroyed my constitution, having use
quinine without permanent benentl tried Kas
line and got better right away. The malaria
symptoms all left me, and health. sleep and
strength returned. Henry Knarle,588 Washing-
ton St., New York.
“I hen all the symptoms of malarial poisoning;
headaches, rheumatic pains. great nervous de-
pression. loss of sleep, indigestion,&c. The old
quinine proving useless I tried “the new quinine”
and soon got better. W. Goldburg, Boliontaine.
Ohio. ‘
Kashine can be taken withontany‘special med-
ical advice. :1 .00 per bottle. or six bottles for 86.
Sold by druggists or sent by mail on receipt of
price. 1140
KASKINE 00., 168 Duane St. New York;
1y40
Science emerging from Darkness.
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- llays Pain and
Inflamation.
Heals the Sores
Restores the
cases of [hem
and Smell.
rs! cannons!
A partlclels applied into each nostril and is
agreeable. Price 60 cents at Drugglsls ; by mail,
registered, 60 cts. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren
Street. New York. 1y44
scram
Cures Coughs, Colds, Asthma
and CONSUMPTION.
Made only by
F. W. KIISMAH ‘- 00., ,
Druggists,
Price 10c.. 35c. 9nd 75c. New York City.
k. Sold byall druggistl and medicinedealerl.
so
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Norwalk Chronicler