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A_ MESSAGE.

 

She wasn't on the playground, she wasn‘t on the
lawn, ' ' : 55

The little one was missing and bedtime coming on.

We hunted in the garden. we pee‘ped about torsee

If sleeping under roSe tree or lilac she might be.

But nothing came in apswcr to all our anxious
call

Until at length we hastened‘within the darkening
hail ,

And thenupon the stillness there broke a silvery.

tone—'—
The darlin'g'niite was standing before the tele
phone,
And softly, as we listened, came stealing down
the stairs: -
“H’lo, Central! Give me heaven. I want to say
my prayers.“
—Sidney Dayre in Independent.

THE STRANGE FLUTIST.

Last January, on the first evening that a
light snow carpeted the roofs of Paris, a
closed carriage rolled along the boulevards,
spinning like a zebra. It was so loaded with
trunks that you would have thought an ac-
tress was setting out on a journey.

Worse. W'ithin was a valetudinarian, large
and fat, one of those whom a trifle disturbs,
and who think their final day of reckoning is
near when they have a cold in the. head. This
one imagined he had weak lungs. So at the
approach of cold weather he bundled himself
with furs and fled to Nice.

He wusa bachelor. Although he could have
married at any time, for he had 100,000 francs
in stocks. and therefore suited many young
ladies, he had been unwilling to dispose of his
right hand.~ N ext to himself, the one he loved
best was his cook—not for herself, but for her
cooking. No one took better care of No. 1.
Under no circumstances would he have dis-
turbed himself to do a favor. He would not
have lent five sous to his father in the street,
for it would have been necessary to uu‘outton
his overcoat to take out his purse.

He was indeed the most extravagant crank
to be met with. His most- insignificant acts
were on system; he slept, rose, ate, smoked
and took medicine with his watch in hand.
Many curious stories were told at his ex—
pense. For instance, he was so nervous, so
irritable, that he detested the songsters in the
courtyards.
away with the broom. To persons who per-
sisted in singing in the street he quickly
threw a. half franc on condition that they
would leave. N ow, every time ‘ the porter
lacked the price of a drink he put on a false
beard and a red waistcoat and went under
the window, tapping on a pan as a prelude
to a. dance. Immediately a half franc was
forthcoming. ' .

The neighbors had to hold their sides, for
there are people who cannot help laughing.

At Nice he always put up at the great

, United States hotel, where for fifteen years
the same magnificent room, well exposed to
the sun, had been reserved for his use. It
was the only one he fancied, and be occupied
it until April 2 at noon precisely, the hour at
which he set out for Paris.

His name excited mirth. I will not at-
tempt an explanation, but everybody smiled
whenever he was introduced. He was known
as M. J auue.

Now M. J aune arrived at Nice the day after
leaving Paris at 6 o’clock in the evening. He
partook of an excellen: dinner—41 bouillabaisse
aux langoustes, a fille. marine, a quail, as-
paragus, and a bottle of Chateau ‘la Rose.
"With this he hoped not to die with hunger.
Then, after having smoked a good cigar to
settle his coffee and champagne, he retired to
rest.

It was 9 o’clock when he ensconced himself
in bed. He extinguished the light, and,
stretching himself out, anticipated sleep like
a dormouse. ; . ,

But scarcely had he dropped into a. doze
when a flute was heard in the next apart—
ment playing the air from Faust:

“Let. oh. let me gaze upon thy face!“

The tone was sweet and silvery, so the first
impression was charming; but the flutist cut
short the melody at the fourth measure and
repeated it several times, then rested for five
minutes and resumed in like manner, stop-
ping at the same point.

“What is the matter with him?” said M.
Jaune to himself.

The other continued without a sign of
trouble. ‘

At the fitfh rehearsal, as there is nothing so
agreeable as not to weary in the end, M.
Jaune tapped on the partition wall. The
flute was silent. Satisfied, he took a potation
from his night table and closed his eyes. It
was 10 o’clock. The hotel was almost empty,
the greater part of the guests not having yet
come in. Suddenly the peaceful silence was
broken by the flute.

“Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy face!"

M. J aune grew excited.

“Whew! He is getting to be a nuisance.
If this is for an extra attraction I will dis-
pense with it.”

He tapped loudly and cried out:

“Will you stop! If you don’t I'll gaze
upon your face pretty soon!”

When M. J aune got angry he forgot the
dictates of politeness. There was silence
again, and he began to get drowsy.

Suddenly:

“Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy face!"

“Fiel The mean scamp!” ,

He rang for the chambermaid. .

“Who is this idiot of a flutist whom I have
for a neighbor?" he asked. .

“A flutist?” she exclaimed, with a vacant
air. “Why, M. J auue, you are dreaming.
The chamber is empty.”

M. J aune dared not reply. The surmise
obtruded itself that perhaps he was beginning.
to have delusions. Besides, so long as the
chambermaid. was at hand the flutist could
not be heard. But scarcely was she gone,
crack: .

“Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy face!“

And so on about once a minute. M. J aune
floundered about and sank under the bed cov-
erings exhausted.

At 11 o’clock he heard some one enter.
Under the partition door he saw a. gleam of
light. He heard the rustling of garments
and preparations for bed. Afterward quiet
reigned, and he slept, as usual, until the next
noon. '

On this second day, after having taken a
walk on the Promenade Des Anglais for a.
sun bath, passed a little time at the club and
dined‘composedly, he went up to retire at 10
o’clock.

He commenced undressing. Suddenly—just
so—you have it:

“Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy face!"

Forgetting his grotesque appearance in his
nightcap, half undressed, he rushed down to
complain to the master of the house.

“M Favioli, why do you furnish lodgings
to musical artists in a house which I thought
so commendable?”

“Truly. M. J aune, I do not know what you
mean. I beg you to believe that I have re-
gard enough for my interests to refuse those
people.”

“Then you have one without knowing it—
aflutist—at No. 10, next me.”

“I .beg your pardon, M. J aune, at No. 10 is

a. most sedate lady, Mme. Kissmicouick, of
fly United States, and at No. 6is Miss White-
rose. of London.”
, “I repeat that there is a flutist at No. 10.
Peghaps the lady thrusts him into the ward-
robe when any one goes in.” .

“I beg your pardon again, M. J aune. Mme.

The porter had to drive them,

 

 

 

 

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NORWALK GAZETTE,WEDL\ESDAY MARCH, 19. 1890.

Kissmicouick enjoys an irreproachable repu-
tation. No landlord inNice wouldbe willing
toreceive a doubtful chai-acter.‘ 3Mme. Kiss-
micouick is a nfaturefwidow. If? she flirted
it would boseriouslypand as shelweighs some
200-poundsl'it w'ould net'be with a flute. LShe
wouldwtake at leas‘taclarionet. This lady
goes every evening into the best society, and
returns at 11 o’clock."

M. Jaune, disconcerted, went back to his
room. However, his head was scarcely on
the pillow—crack! you have it:

“Let. oh, let me gaze upon thy face!"

“Flute again!” exclaimed M. J aune.
rang for the chambermaid.

“Ask your master to come here.”

M. Favioli hurried up.

“Listen, pray,” said M. Jaune.

M. Favioli endeavored to hold his breath.
Df a sudden two philandering cats set up a.
taterwauling on the balcony.

“I hear only two cats talking love to each
other,” said M. Favioli.

“I hear them, too,” M. Jaune chimed in.
‘Be patient! The flute will begin again.”

M. Favioli held his breath.

Suddenly, crack, the flute!

“Let, oh, let me gaze upon thy face!“

M. Jaune, in agitation, struck against the
wall, while M. Favioli burst into loud laugh-
ter.

“I have it, M. Jaune—I have it. I will pre-
sent you to the artist. Please follow me.”

He took a light, and opening Mme. Kissmi-
couick’s door with his pass key, he pointed to
a cage on the table, in which a bird similar
to our blackbirds was moving his head about
and singing without a semblance of fear.

“That is Mme. Kissmicouick’s flute, M.
J aune—an Australian nightingale. These
birds learn an air perfectly and in the night
charm the neighbors.”

Somewhat calmer, for it was folly to get
angry with a bird, M. J aune said:

“Propose to the lady to sell it to me. Go as
high as 500 francs, that I may have the satis-
faction of wringing its neck.”

“Well, M. J aune, I will speak to her this
evening.”

M. Favioli complied with his promise, but
Mme. Kissmicouick sent him walking.

“Five hundred francsl” she cried. “I think
as much of it as a Chinaman of his pigtail.
Say to that fellow that I will not sell my
bird for $500, for it is a souvenir of my hus—
band.”

The word “fellow” touched M. J aune’s sen—
sibility; he grew red in the face and threat—
ened retaliation.

As Mme. Kissmicouick was accustomed to
sleep from 2 to 5 o’clock in the afternoon he
scraped on a violin, 200 times in succession,
the first four measures of “Returning from
the Review.”

Unfortunately for his plan Mme. Kissmi-
couick was deaf of one car. She lay on the
other and slept with the serenity of :1 mar-
mot.

In the evening, still in a perspiration, de-
lighted with having silencbd‘ the bird, if not
the mistress, he promised himself a fine sleep.

But hark! Suddenly in the silence, crack!
you have. N 0, you don’t have it.

The bird, which had, it appeared, a pro-
digious memory, began to sing “Returning
from the Review,” without prejudice to “Let
Me,” first one, then the other; so that instead
of one annoyance M. J aune had two.

He

Under such provocation he stole with the

tread of a wolf to Mme. Kissmicouick’s door.
By chance she had not locked it. He hurried
to the cage, and with heart full of bitterness
threw into it a biscuit dipped in arseniate of
potash and tripped back again to his room.

But, far from making away with itself, as
the cruel lordling hoped, the bird sang twice
a. minute instead of once, and then, as though
it had two throats, it warbled the two airs
together, “Let Me,” and “The Review.”

Furious, M. J aune ran again to the door of
the American 'lady. She had now come in
and locked it, but it gave way under the im-
pact of his shoulder.

“Madame,” cried he, “your conditions, no
matter what they are?”

“Indeed, sir,” she replied, her face suffused
with blushes, “you have broken into my
domicile with a high band. Save my honor!
Marry me i”

“Beelzebub may take you first!” exclaimed
M. Jaune, without any French courtesy.

“Then I_ shall appeal to the law.” > ~

Pestered by the endless troubles which pur-
sued him M. J auu’e was finally brought to
say:

“I consent if you let me kill that miserable
parrot.”

“I will hand him over to you willingly on
the day of the nuptials, dear M. John.” She
thought that his name was John instead of
J aune.

M. J aune led Mme. Kissmicouick to the
altar a few days afterward.

“I will be so disagreeable,” said he to him-
self, “that she cannot endure me, and will
hurry ofl.‘ to her own country.”

Now, on returning from the review—ex-
cuse me, I mean from church—he promised

himself the inhuman satisfaction of having-
. the nightingale fricasseed and served with

his dinner. Nevertheless, Mme. J nuns-Kiss-
micouick graciously handed him the cage.

Zoundsl What a surprise! It was a stuffed
bird which a Parisian artist had mounted as
a singing bird. In order to keep the wheels
from rusting the lady wound it up every
evening before going out. '

The other nightingale, which M. J aune had
taught to sing “The Review," was that of
Miss Whiterose at No. 6.

In face of such contempt M. J aune has en-
tered a complaint to annul the marriage for
error of person—or rather for error of bird.
—-Translated from the French for the San
Francisco Call.

No Flower Language Now.

The fact that fashion has found its way
into the flo wer garden and decrees what
flowers shall be favored and what flowers
shall be cut, or rather remain uncut, has of
course wiped out what was known as the lan-
guage of flowers. And that language is now
much more of a dead language than either
Greek or Sanscrit. It is one of the very few
silly things that fashion has ever blotted out.
The usual process is for fashion to build silly
things up. It may have been all right a
number of years ago for the fond lover to
proclaim his devotion by means of a bunch of
heliotrope and for the maiden to respond en-
couragement_with a few sprays of golden rod.
But as heliotrope and golden rod are very
cheap and inexpensive flowers, and as fashion
is absolutely ignorant of their existence, it is
now considered to be in much better form for
a young man bubbling over with devotion
and a yearning for matrimony to use pen and
ink and heavy white paper if he is afraid to
use the English language personally, and for
the young girl to respond after the same
fashion—New York W'orld.

 

Chicago Precocity.

The average Chicago youngster is never at
aloss for a word or a loophole. One little
one, who has been cross and fretful lately,
was corrected by an elder sister several times
without avail. Finally the elder sister said:
“You have been very naughty lately, Eliza,
and I think you should pray to be made bet-
ter. I wish you won] ” Always ready and
willing to oblige, the youngster knelt in
prayer that same night, and, addresing the
heavenly throne, said solemnly: “I pray that
t' Lord will make me better, and—‘if at
flrat’youdon’t succeed,«try, tryaglain.” Good
:fiults are already apparent—C icago Her-

 

HELP THE' BOYS ALONG.
EX-naiESIbENT ‘MfcosH, ON_ THE
VALUE OF. _AN EDUCATION.

 

 

A Chance for All Young Men—Without
Much Money They May-Secure and 'Edu-
cation and Make Themselves Useful.
Words of Wisdom.

There is at this moment a vast number of
young men all over the country who have a
deep and burning desire to have a. college ed-
ucation, but who from straitened circum-
stances know not how to obtain it. I am to
try to help them.

First let the youth settle with himself
whether he has such a. taste and talent for
learning and such a strength of character and
purpose as will carry him through the diffi-
culties which he will have to encounter as he
passes through school and college. If he has
not, let him betake himself to some kind of
labor or business, rather than enter upon a.
struggle in which he will probably falter and
fail. But if he has, let him follow his incli-
nations, and in the end, God sparing him, he
will be sure to succeed and find many means
of enjoyment and usefulness provided for
him.

EDUCATING HIMSELF.

He will first have to look out for a school
where the branches leading to a college en-
trance are taught. It is necessary that he
should have some teacher, professional "Or
non-professional, to start him. If he can
continue with his teacher he should do so.
But if he cannot be may to a large extent
educate himself. In Princeton college some
of our brighteSt and most solid students have
been, to a large extent, self educated, getting
occasional aid from their minister, or from a
college alumnus, or a stray teacher. A youth
thus trained may acquire a robustness of
mind never acquired by those who have been
depending all along on others.

While he is pursuing this course, with a
teacher, if possible, without a regular in—
structor if he cannot have one, let him send
for a college catalogue, which he will get for
nothing or for a trifle, and let him examine
it carefully in order to direct his studies. In
order fully to comprehend it he should con-
sult with his teacher or minister, or a college
graduate. Meanwhile he may have to en-
gage in some work bringing a small remuner-
ation; the best office he can get is that of an
assistant teacher. Whatever he does," he
should reserve his evenings for study.

In nearly all American colleges there are
scholarships which may not fully sustain him,
but will help him and at least pay his tuition.
Let him apply for one of these, and by perse-
verance he is sure to get it. By means of the
catalogue, or by private inquiry, he will find
what the expenses of the college are for the
year. There are good colleges in which he
‘can struggle through for $300, or even $200 a
year in addition to his scholarship. In the
summer vacation of three months he may be
able to get remunerativc work in some house
of business, say as a. clerk or temporary assist-
ant; in the harvest field, which will give him
health; in hawking books, which will show
him the country; as waiter in a hotel, or in
some chance job, any one of which will give
him a knowledge of the world and business
habits to make his scholarship money avail—
able for good. All such employments are re-
spectable and actually respected when the
character is good; more so, and will raise
him more in the esteem of his friends and the
public, than a. constant dependence on elee-
mosynary aid. ,. .

GOOD CONDUCT AND DILIGENCE.’

But he may get friends to aid him who
will not interfere with his independence.
It may be that the congregation of which
he is a member, more especially if he is
going forward to the ministry, may help
one who is helping himself; or some lady
or gentleman noticing his perseverance
may encourage one who is evidently so
anxious to improve himself. If his means
fail him, he may retire from college for a
year or two and engage in some useful em-
ployment, to return with perhaps a more ma-
ture mind. Let him all the while be securing
the friendship of his professor and his fellow
students, not by cringing or fawning, but by
good conduct and diligence in study, and they
may tell (if offices which he can fill, and help
him to secure them.

Give us a young man with fair talents,
with good moral character and with perse-
verance, and under the good providence of
God, which he should always seek to watch
over him, and he is sure to succeed in spite of
all discouragements and difficulties.

I can claim that when I was a college pro-
fessor or president I had always great pleas-
ure in encouraging such struggling young
men. Now in my retirement I have no great-

'er enjoyment than in following the careers of

those who have studied under, me, many of
them having attained high and honorable
positions in the church, at the bar, in medi-
cine, 'or in business. I can count eighty-seven
professors or presidents of colleges—seven in
Ireland and eighty in America—who studied
under me. ' I get occasional letters from old
pupils in South America, in India, in China
and Japan, occupying useful positions as this
sionaries and .in dozens,of other fields.
' A SAMPLE CASE.

One case may be a. sample of others. When
I was professor in Queen’s college, Belfast,
Robert Hart, who had been the first student
of his year and the first in my classes of phil-
osophy, came to me after graduating and
said: “You have given me a high education,
but I do not know what to make of it.”

I asked to what denomination he belonged,
and he told me that he was a Methodist, and
I suggested that he might become a Methodist
minister. But he replied that he had no call.
I inquired whether he would go on to law,
and he said: “I am the son of a. working
miller. The training for law is very expen-
sive and my father has no more money to
spend for me.” I .told him I would keep his
case before me. Shortly after the distin-
guished statesman, Earl Clarendon, asked our
president to send up a student to compete for

a position in the consular service in China. -

I got him appointed our .candidate and he
stood first in a. competition open to every col-
lege in the British dominions. He went to
China, rose to be a high mandarin, became
collector for the whole external revenue of
China, was appointed by the British govern-
ment ambassador to China, was made a bar-
onet by Queen Victoria (Sir Robert Hart),
established himself a university to give west-
ern learning to the Chinese, and is now ac-
knowledged to be about the ablest and most
influential man in that great empire.

But this is not the best part of my story.

"Afew years ago he wrote me, saying: “I

owe much to you. I believe you have a. son

in Princeton college; let him graduate and.

then send him out to China, and I will pro-
vide for him for life.” We did not accept
the offer. But I was greatly touched by the
incident.

I mention these things not to gratify any

'personal- vanityI may have, but simply to

encourage young men to cultivate their
minds. I have spent thirty-six years of my
life in teaching students. Now when I have
to cease from this work I have great satisfac-
tion in writing this paper to stimulate young
men to devote themselves to study and thew
.byseek to rise to positions of usefulness.—
James McCosh, «ax-President of Princeton
College, in New York Mail and Express.

 

 

 

‘ 2"1'9m Chewing Ministers.

' When Rev. Dr. Tiffany, of Minneapolis,
preached in Chicago his brethren all knew
that, he loved line out, because he made no
secret of the chewing habit.‘ He was a. regué
lar attendant at these Monday morning “min-
lsters’ meetings” Which the average reporter
hates, but which are really enjoyable on ac-
count of the bright sayings and clever witti-
cisms of preachers who do not think they are
forbidden to indulge in a hearty laugh be-
cause they occupy a pulpit. While Dr. Tif-
fany was a participant in these meetings the
tobacco habit came up for discussion one
morning. A well known Lish0p4Was' preside
ing. One after another the brethren arose
and condemned the use of tobacco in any
form. Then one of them, during a lull, said
he would like to hear Dr. Tilfany’s ideas on
the subject. The big doctor arose. “I chew
tobacco,” he said, “and you all know it. Now,
I would like to have all those' who do not use
tobacco rise in their seats.” There was a
grand uprising. “Remain standing, please,”
said the doctor, as he looked over the cadav-
erous men standing before him. “Will those
who use tobacco please step forward here?”
he said, and a half dozen sleek looking par-
sons walked up and joined him. “Stand up,
bishop; you’re a chewer,” he said to the pre-
siding divine, and he joined the group. Dr.
Tiffany then looked over the thin fellows who
tabooed tobacco, turned to the healthy look-
ing men around him and said: “Brethren, I
think we are doing pretty Well.” The argu-
ment was unanswerable.—Chicago Herald.

A Snare and Delusion.

If a man has weary nerves and a thump-
ing headache nothing prevents his coming
home and tying a towel about his brows like
a Turk, and being as grummy as one the rest
of the evening. But a woman in the same
case can only look longingly at her old wrap-
per and then go and painfully build up her
Psyche knot and an agreeable smile of ex-
act! y the right angle, else she will hear that
“Hang it! It’s enough to drive a. follow to
his club to have an untidy wife lying about
on the sofas!” and that “the deuce knows
why a woman always manages to look pretty
before marriage and never after.”

In fact, being a woman at all is a snare
and a delusion.

It sounds very, very nice, but it’s awful.
A woman isn’t even allowed to grow old in
peace. Groin g the course of all nature is just
the worst crime she can commit. If she
isn’t married her brothtrs don’t forgive her
for it, and if she is married her husband
won’t.

So there it is; a. bore any way you look at
it. ——Exchange.

A Giant of the Forest.

Undoubtedly the largest stump in the state
of \Vashington is the one located just below
Snohomish City, on the farm of W.'S. Clay,
says The Seattle Press. It is a huge cedar,
and its diameter is 20 feet—a surface sufficient
for forty men to stand upon. The tree was
burned down some sixteen years ago, and its
wood was used for fence rails, shingles, etc.
There was enough material in the tree to fur-
nish rails for the fencing of a large Texas
farm. -

The stump was photographed when five
horses, standing abreast, three feet apart,
and thirty men were upon it. Such a. photo
is now in possession of the writer and others
in Snohomish. A circle whose diameter is 20
feet must be 63 feet in circumference and
contain an area of 314 square feet. The tree
belonging to the big stump was 80 feet in
height, and its volume was, therefore, 6,374
cubic feet. This was a giant! Poetry has
landed the majestic oak, but its size is often
eclipsed by Washington’s cedars.

As She ‘Is Writ in Japan.

A Tokio correspondent gives some amusing
specimens of English as it is written by the
Japanese. Among them are these, from a
library company’s rules: “The Proifession of
our Company is supplying the all Japanese
Classical. and Modern Books or Chinese and
English Language Books to Readers for re-
cieving duly Lending Fries.” “The object of
our library is for the Reader who desired to
Read many book at one time for searching
useful matter. Therefore all book which is
ready in our Company, is permit to Read;
but the prevailing Book at present is wished
for Reader to be lend from the procedeur of
of sending.” “Who has read the Beck of our
Company, above Three month by the Polish
way of the reading, thought of our Company
will send the Signature of Special and may
be lend by paying Lending Price that miti-
gating 1-10 of it.”

, ~ . Memory.

Youth is the enchanted land to which the
aged ,flee. They visit the old house where
they were born in their reveries; they sit by
the cheerful fire, they smell the roses at their
chamber window, they hear the swallows,
and bluebirds; the family are still united,
there are the familiar voices, songs and
laughter, the footfalls, the merry life that
used to fill all, indoors and out, so long ago.
They never tire of the old adventures, the
fiery purposes, the love makings, weddings,
births, funerals. How minutely it is all re-J
produced—the shadows all gone, and the light
of youth and hope and joy shining so delight?
fully over all.—The Interior. -

About, Hotel Registers.

Probably very few travelers, as they aflix
their signatures to the register, notice the fact
that nine-tenths of the best hotels in the coun-
try are supplied With such books by the same
firm. Such is the case, however, and, what
is more to the point, the registers don’t cost
the hotels a cent. They are supplied gratis
by a firm in Chicago, who makes its money—
and lots of it, too—from the advertising print-
ed in the books. ' All that is asked of the hotels
is 'a contract that they will use no other regis-
ters than those supplied by the firm mentioned,
and it furnishes good books, with a fine qual-
ity of pawn—Indianapolis Journal.

 

A Huge Stamp Collection.

The American school boy that prides him-
self on having the biggest collection of post-
age stamps in his native village, town or
county, will bear with envy that the French
navy department in Paris has amassed, not
merely a. huge album, but a‘gigantic library
of such precious trifles. It is the largest col-
lection in the world. This, of course, is pub-
lic property. ——-Paris Letter.

 

The Wrong Address. ,

Among some old papers sent to a. Texas jail
for the entertainment of the inmates was the
election circular of one of the local candi-
dates. One of the prisoners, who has been in
jail for over a year, looked at it and said:

“Look here, boys, this is not intended for
us. It is addressed ‘To the people at large.’
That don’t mean us. ”—Texas Sittings.

 

Forty Cents a Dish.

Restaurant Cook (to new assistant) —Mix
three tablespoonfuls of condensed milk. with
half a pint of flour, some water and a couple
0’ spoonfuls of starch. Quick, now! _

New Assistant—Yeasir. What’s it for?

Cook (slapping some bread on a gridiron)-
Got an order fer cream toast. ,

 

Rev. Dr. Talmage is a great pedestrian,
He thinks out- his sermons 'while taking long'
walks. Central park and Brooklyn bridge
are among his favorite resorts.

 

 

 

Reots.
- (Seigel’s Syrup)
c UR Es

Dyspe psia.

HE THOUGHT IT WAS A HUMBUG.

Nine years ago I suffered from indigestion and
dyspepsia; had heartburn and palpitation. No
food would stay on my stomach; tried many so-
called remedies without effect. Received a Sha-
ker almanac and read it. I‘ said, Here’s another
humbug! I.w-as wrong for once. Bought a bottle
of Shaker Extract of Roots in Columbia, Tenn.
Then another. and another. After the third bot-
tle I was well; never been sick since. This is a
medicine to tie to—to trust in. It is not a. patent
medicine nor a King Cure all. It cures dyspep-
sia and indigestion and that is at the bottom of
mast diseases. I would as soon be wlthout money
as without “Shaker.” W. J. l’owsns.

Henryviile. Tenn, Feb. 7th, 1890.

Nine-tenths of all diseases arise from poisons
carried by the blood to various organs and parts
of the body; and the blood is poisoned by undi-
gested food in the stomach and intestines.

Shaker Extract of Roots purities the blood by
curingindigestion’ and dyspepsia. Price 60 cents
per bottle. Sold by all druggists and by

A. J. WHITE,

1y40 168 Duane Street, New York City.

KASKINE

 

 
 
 

Stimulates
' loo Digestion
Calms Noovos,
(fool‘s loolliol
Yol Contains
- No Narcotic.

Science emerging from Darkness.

 
 

A Po'vvRu TONIC.

A SPECIFIC FOR MALARI-A. RHEUMATISM,
NERVOUS PROSTlMTION.

THE MOST SCIENTIFIC AND SUCCESSFUL
BLOOD PURIFI ER. Superior to 'quinine

“After live years suffering from malaria. which
nearly destroyed my constitution, having used
quinine without peimanem benefitI tried Kas-
kinc and got better right away. The malarial
symptoms all left me, and health, sleep and
strength returned. Henry Knarke, 533 Washing-
ton St., New York. .

"I han all the symptoms of malaria! poosoning;
headaches, rheumatic pains. great nervous de—
prchion, loss of sleep, indigestion, &c. The old
quinine proving useless I tried "the new quinine”
and soon got better. W. Goldburg, Boltontaine.
Ohio.

Kasklne can be taken without any'spccial med-
ical advice. so! .00 per boltle, or six bottles for $5.
Sold by druggists or sent by mail on receipt of
price. 1y40

KASKINE 00., 168 Duane St, New York},

ALWAYS Ahllill

We take pleasure in endorsing

 

In quality.

looooo’o Boo

Cigars as the best
ten-center ever sold
in Boston. and its
uniform high quality
keeps lriends as wel
as makes them.

Sold everywhere
for 10c.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Trade-Mark.
S. S. SLEEPER do (10..

Instant relief. Final cure in 10
days and never returns. No
a, no salve, no so posito .
erere vnll learn 0 a aimp e

I remed by addressing

nun
TU'n'u: «E 00., 78 Nassau Street, New York City-
ALL DRUGGISTS. ly44

MIDDLESEX BANKING co.

OF MIDDLETOWN, CONN.
Chartered in 1872, Under the Banking laws of
Connecticut.

CASH CAPITAL, $000,000. SURPLUS, 325.000.

6 per cent. Investment Bonds at par and accrued
interest. At the last Session of the Legislature
these Bonds were made a. legal investment for
funds held by Executors, administrators and
Trustees.

R. B. anuruno. Agt..
noon 2, msomc BUILDING, roamtz.

Factory, Boston

 

 

 

To Inventors.
6E0. ll. BYINGTON

OFFICE :

tor. louisiana Ave. and lot St.
Washington, I). 0.,

. Given his PersonalAttentlon to Procuriug

Patents for inventions

In. the '0'. 8. Patent Ofice and all Foreign
Countries.

An experience of nearly ten years In the Patent
Office has .given him a perfect familiarity with
every classmcation of invention and the pa! tiouLai
EXAMINERS AND BUREAUS, to which each
and every invention is referred. He has a com--
plete familiarity with the Rules of Practice
the Records . Models, 850., 820., &c., and
every detail of the office, and GIVES HIS PER-
SONAL ATTENTION to the interests of his
Clients. Being onlthe ground, and visiting the
Patent omce daily, he can serve Inventors
securing their Letters Patent far more advantn
geously than Solicitors who do not reside in
Washington.

Searches and Rejected,

. Applications

A Specialty. To all those whose applications
have been rejected, he Will make an examination
and report onthe same gratuitously. Prelimin-
ary examination of the Patent Office Records,
prior to an application for a. patent, will be made
oravery small charge.and advice or informa-
tion in regard to, patents will be given in full
detail in aclrcular which will be mailed free of
charge to every applicant. He has specla'
facilities also for '

Proouringv Patents in Foreign
Countries

He referuo a fleet of the Patent once, and
to the many Co ctlout Inventors for whom he
has done bulimia and taken out Lin-lulu“!!!

 

 

1-

of" Jay and
Straw.
Highest Cool Price Paid.

Foo SALE!

Grain.

Tons

Flour,
Feed.
Small Stove Coal.
Peat Moss Stable
Bedding.
Drain Pipe,
Fire Brick,
lo

5L0, &c~.
South N orwalk.

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$2.50 Flflllll lilo—ooola K.

Opera Toes, Opera. Toes and Common Sense
Heels. Also, the Common Sense Style

Made of very nice French Dongola, and one
of the Finest Fitting Shoes we ever handled
at any price. From over 20.000 pair sold by
the manufacturer, only one' pair has been re-
turned rrom any cause. LOOK AT THEM.

1 A. H. HOYT & SON,

3m45 87 WALL ST., NORWALK.

 
 

 

New York, New Haven &
Hartford Rail'road.

DECEMBER 22d, 1889.

NE‘V VYORIK DIVISION.
Trains leave South Norwalk as follows:—

For New York—Accommodation trains at
6.55, 8.30, 9.36, 5.. m., 1.20 (2.54, 6.08,
to Stamford only) 0.46, 8.11, 10.23, p. in. Ex-
press trains at , 5.16 (except Mondays), 5.46.
6.12,(io§=_a1), 7.23 (local), 7.56 (loea!)_8.26 (local)
9.03 (Springfield local), 10.11, 11.37 a.1m.; 12.59
(Springfieldiocal),4.20, 5.20, 6.20. 7.51, (daily .ex-
cept Sunday)p. m. . .

For New.fluven‘ and the East—Accommo—
dation trains at 6.31, 7.38. 8.50. 10.40 a. m., 1.42,
4.22. 5.13, 6.23 and 7.23, to Bridgeport, 8.41, 9.41,
11.07 p. In. Express trains at-9.16,- 'a. m.;
12.09, 1.07 (local), 3.08, 4.11 (Housatonic Express)
5.09 (Naugatuck Express) 7.15, (Springfield local),
1.13 a. in. (Boston express).

Sundays.-—Accommodation 7.38, 9.12 a. m.,
and 6.48 p. m. Express, 1.13 a. in.

0. M. SHEPARD, Gen. Supt l
o. '1‘. HEMPSTEAD. Gen; Pass. Agt.

HOUSATONIC RAILROAD.

Danburz/ and Nov-walk Divisim.

CORRECTED T0 JAN. 12TH, 1890.
PASSENGER TRAINS

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SOUTH. .
Lv.Norwalk. Lv.So.Norwalk,Ar. Wilson Poin
' 602a.m. . 6103.111.
7323.111. 756 “ 8‘03 "
317 “ 7 “ 835 “
1003 6‘ 1013 "‘ . 1020 “
125013.111. 100p.m. 107p.m. _
402 “ 412/“ ' “
55,, .. mixed no “qu.830 w Mixed
754 ‘ 769 “ 81. “‘

947 “ 1090 “ 1040’ “
mortar-H.
Lv.wl.sonPoint LV.So.Norwa!k, Antiomalk

a.m. mm.
625 “ . 635 .. 641 “
845 n 918 “ 923 “
1201 “ 1213 “ 1218 “
250pm 310p.m 310p.m.
430 u 512 H 517 u
645 “ 655 “
605 “ 626 “ 633 “
1010 " 1025 “ 1032 “

W. H. Srsvnssos, Vice-Pres. and Geu'l Manager
F. C. PAYNE. Superintendent.
A. W. Pnnmx. Genera! Passenger Agent.

THE OLD AND_ RELIABLE

‘ non non LINE.
Norwolklllow York.

On and after Monday, Sept. 23d, (until furthe
notice) THE PROPELLERS ,

 

 

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City of N orwalk and Eagle

Will make dall trlps Sundays excepted for
freight between Neyw York; Norwalk and séum
Norwalk. Will leave Pier 23, foot of Beekman St.
New Y ark, every evening, eXcept Sqturdays, at 5
o’clock, and on Saturdays at 2 p. m.

Returning boat leaves Non-walk at (5 [1). m., and
So. Non-walk at 8:30 p. m.

Freight received from 7 a. m. to 5 p. m.

Freight taken from and received for all points
on the lic-bury all Home]: and Bhopal; Boil-
mds at Greatly led-cod Batu. ~ p

U on application to Agents the city of Norwalk
an Eagle Will be sent, or special lots of freight

anywhere in N ew York or its vicinity.

WA“ persons are forbid trusting any of the
employees or the boots of this line on account of
the owners thereof. -

 

 

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