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Norwalk weekly gazette, Wednesday, January 8, 1890 · page 1

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Company F minstrels will start from
the Opera House in a big carryall at about
2.30 this afternoon for New Canaan, where

They will take a drum corps along and

l make a street parade.

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LOCAL jTEMS.

 

 

Uncle John Collins is wrestling with
the “grippe.”

George C. Lockwood contemplates a
trip to Europe.

Mr. E. DeKlyn, of Danbury, was in
town on Monday.

The annual election of St.Mary’s T. A.
B. society was held Monday evening.

 

Read the announcement of the Fairfield
County Savings Bank in another column.

Conductor Bowe resumed work on the
horse cars last Sunday, after an enforced
vacation of a week.

Mr. John P. Treadwell and Miss Mary
E. Treadwcll, of Norwalk, have been
visiting in New Milford.

The Connecticut Society of the Sons of
the Revolution will meet in Hartford on
Washington’s birthday.

Mrs. Dr Lynes is cutting down those
grand old forest trees from her land, on
the bluff of the amphitheatre.

That new rotary street sweeper for the
horse railway does effective work. Too
bad it doesn’t reach from curb to curb.

Mr. John Arnold, foreman in Silver’s
shoe manufactory in Tarrytowu, N. Y"
formerly of Norwalk. is visiting in town.

 

The resignations of Colonel Cone and
the other oflicers of the First regiment
have now been forwarded for the third
time.

Letter carrier John Healey’s infant
daughter, aged about three years, died
Sunday night, of inflammation of the
rain.

In another column the Merrill Business
College has an advertisement which all
who are looking fora business education
should read.

There will be a pleasant time at the
public installation of the new officers of
Buckingham Post, G. A. R., in the Ath-
enazum this evening.

Dr. W. A. Lockwood has recovered
from a severe illness, and is now indefa-
tigably engaged in alleviating the distress
of other grippers.

Secretary Simmons, lately placed in
charge of the Norwalk Y. M. C. A., was
formerly proprietor of a butter and egg
store in Danbury—News.

 

 

Miss Susie L. Golden, of South Nor-
walk, Conn., has been in town during the
past week as the guest of Miss Maud
Shores—Great Barrington News.

Last Wednesday evening the golden
wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs.
Daniel Osterbanks was celebrated at their
residence on Chestnut street.

Harry Hubbell, of South Norwalk, and
Miss Sophie Jones, of Bridgeport, were
married in Trinity church last Thursday
evening, by the Rev. Olin Hallock.

 

Our physicians are all kept busy attend-
ing “grippe” patients. The number of
cases in town is appalling, but no fatal
results are reported or apprehended.

Victor Selleck is to be cashier in the
Norwalk savings bank, to succeed Mr.
E. H. Parker, who 2will devote his entire
time to his duties with the gas company.

Rev. F. B. Cunz is in Pittsburg attend-
ng to the re—interment of his Wife and
amily who were lost in the Johnstown
flood. He will return to Norwalk on

Monday next.

This evening Miss Jennie E. Stanton,
residing on Orchard street, and Mr. Fred-.
crick W. Wood, of Danbury, will be
married in the Methodist church, by Rev.
Dr. VanAlstyne.

Efforts are being made to stop the leaks
in the tower of the new Baptist church in
South Norwalk, which have bothered the
cold-water brethren ever since their pretty
church was built. '

Greetings to the new police force,
Chief Buttery, and Patrolmen Gormley
and Adams! and Godspeeds to the old,
Chief Lockwood, and Patrolmen DeFor-
est and Morehouse!

" Mr. Stephen Comstock and John Tread-
well had arranged for a spin over to Stam-
‘ford on their wheels, New Year's day, but
the grippe I suddenly i seized friend
Treadweli and the race was-declared ofl.

 

The venerable Hbrace Staples. presi—

ORWALK

An Enterprising Republican Journal, especially-l devoted to Local News and Interests.
N ORWALK, CONN., WED; gEspAY, JANUARY 8, 1890.

they give their entertainment tonight. i er he is snowed under a blizzard or strug-

dent of the National Bank of Westport,

day of the present month.

and financial history.

Confectioner Mead, who was injured
some time ago, by being thrown out of a

that way, but because his other visible
means of support are not so supporting as
they are visible.

The Stamford Advocate says some Nor-
walk toughs had a fight on Main street
Tuesday night with some Stamford boys,

of whom now lies at his home very sick.
It will be well for the toughs to keep
away from there.

A daughter of Captain S. C. Kingman,
inspector of rifle practice of the Fourth
regiment, was married in Bridgeport last
week to Prof. Hiram Loomis, of Bridge-
port. One of the features of the wedding
reception was a target shoot in the base-
ment of the Captain’s house.

~—-Rcad the adv. of E. Gusowski. in an
another column of to-days paper. Mr. G.
is one of the best and most honest and
reasonable merchant tailors in Norwalk.
Give him a trial and you will never regret
it, for there is nothing the matter with
Gusowski, but his politics.

William Hallock, of South Norwalk,
employed by the Consolidated road, died
on Monday morning, after a short illness
of pneumonia. He was injured some
years ago ina railway accident at Rye,
and had been employed in an easy posi-
tion by the road ever since.

Charles Fox, of Stamford, has invented
and patented a “cut-off and reverse gear”
for steam engines, for which a great suc-
cess is predicted. It is said that by Mr.
Fox‘s patent an engine can be run sixty
miles an hour with the same amount of
fuel now required to run forty miles,
thus making a great saving in the matter
of coal.

A neatly printed copy of the proceed-
ings of the fourth annual “Gaudeamus” of
the Yale Alumni Association of Fairfield
County, which was given by Messrs.
Ketchum and Eno, of Westport, has been
mailed to all the members of the associa-
tion. It contains the new constitution,
by-laws, and the speeches of those who
addressed the meeting.

Mr. Van Burcn’s reconstructed and
renovated mansion on West avenue is now
one of the most attractive residences on
that lively thoroughfare. It is vastly im-
proved in the matter of coloring also, and
wears the breezy and gay tone of so many
of the Lenox cottages nestled in the Berlv:
shire Hills of grand old Massachusetts.

 

George Raymond’s new furniture store
is a new departure for Norwalk, which all
our people who feel an interest in all that
tends to advance Norwalk, must rejoice to
see. As choice and fine qualities of all
the newer desrgns of plain and artistic fur-
niture may now be found there in as great
varieties as anywhere outside of the great
cities. Do not fail to visit his magnificent
emporium.

The Zeflle Tilbury‘company’opi‘aned a
week’s engagement at popular prices in
Music Hall, Monday evening, with Romeo
and Juliet, to a good house. The per-
formance was of a high order of merit
and was pronounced by good judges,
equal to the productions of most high
priced companies. They will do a big
business in Music Hall this week.

 

The new Council of the city of South
Norwalk met and organized on Monday
evening. E. E. Crowe was re-elected
clerk; John H. Light, city attorney; Fred.
S. Lyon, city assessor; John W. Dake and
Matthew Corbett, board of relief; John A.
Watkins, fire marshal; Samuel McGowan,
chief engineer; Edwin V. Baker let assist -
ant. and Wm. M. Raymond second assist-
ant. '

The semi-annual election of officers of
Our Brothers’s Lodge, I. O. O. F., Mon-
day evening, resulted as follows: N. G.,
H. W. Kemp ; V. G., Franklin B. Greg-
ory; recording secretary, B. S. Keith; P.
S., St. John Merrill; treasurer, A. H.'
Camp; trustees, Platt Price, C. H.
Wheeler and C. L. Glover. District
Deputy, Howard Mead, of Ridgefield,
yvill install the ofiicers next Monday even-
ng.

 

Owing to a rush of matter and the fact
that the “grippe” is afilicting some of the
Gast-rn’s compositors, we are unavoid-
ably compelled to cut down some of our
correspondence, and omit several commu-
nications entirely. Our esteemed cou-
tributors who may observe that their
communications are boiled down or left

into consideration.

 

 

in which the boys were badly beaten, one -

out, :will kindly jtake the circumstancrsll
‘ ' l afternoon. at 4 o’clock. .

entered upon his ninetieth year, the last i
Mr. Staples is j
a perfect encyclopedia of ancient political f

why he should ask John Wade to write

wagon, is still hobbling abouton crutches. :
Not because he thinks he looks better",

» solicitation and as if moved bya common

; closed their|stores, as the funeral cortege

The Portchester Journal says:—“The
average editor does not mind anything
like the grippe, because no matter wheth-

gling miserably with the influenza, he is
supposed to make his paper lively, funny
and interesting. So we do it.”

A pretty poem on the death of the old
year, is going the rounds of the papers,
credited to Alfred Austin as the author.
The poem shows rare ability, and if it is
the work of Al. Austin, the star of the
Co.:F minstrels, it is difficult to conjecture

his nigger show songs for him.

That was a tender and delicate expres-
siou of the popular sympathy felt by our
Borough merchants, who on the occasion
of Miss Edith Ambler’s funeral, without

impulse, drew 'down their curtains, and

passed by on its way to the cemetery.

Prof. R. G. Hibbard, the eloquent reader
and elocutionist, will entertain the people
of Norwalk at the OpeiaHouse, on Friday
evening, Jan. 17, under the auspices of St.
Paul’s Sunday school. Admission, 25
cents; reserved seats, 35 cents; children,
15 cents. Reserved seats can be obtained
at Hale’s drug store on and after Saturday
next. Tickets can also be had at Jack-
son’s, George Ward Selleck’s and Miss
Agnes Fitch’s.

The way to advertise, is to put your an—
nouncement where it will be seen by the
pe0ple you want to reach. The GAZETTE
reaches about every leading family in
Norwalk and the adjoining towns, and its
columns are regularly and carefully read
by the house. It is a strictly family jour-
nal, and upon a fair basis of estimate, a
constituency of not less than five thou-
sand persons scan its pages each and every
week. Further comment is unnecessary,
for “a word to the wise is sufficient.”

James R. Wood, formerly of the Sentinel
and GAZETTE, and subsequently connected
with the Bridgeport News, is thought to
be the James Wood reported killed in a
mill explosion in Pennsylvania. His
brother, Editor Thomas W. Wood, of the
Bridgeport Post, in writing of the missing
man, says “he was always of a roving
disposition and had traveled through

a whole-hearted fellow, and lacked only
application, to become a thorough and ex-
pert newspaper man.

W. A. Royce, of Bridgeport, formerly
editor of the defunct Stamford Comet, has
brought criminal prosecution against 0.
E. Raymond, foreman of the Bridgeport
Post, for libel, alleging that Raymond in-
stigated the posting of libelous circulars
on telephone poles, etc., in the city, warn-
ing business men against trusting Royce.
The affair is said to be the result of Ray-
niond’s ineffectual efforts to recover $20
wages due him from Royce for work done
in the Comet office some years ago. Both
parties are well-known in Norwalk.

During the past year Connecticut has
lost one of her national banks, the number
now being 84 with an aggregate capital of
$23,924,370—a reduction of $100,000 since
the last report. Their present surplus
fund amounts to $6,871,379, and the un-
divided profits are in the sum of $2,190,-
547. So far as their outstanding is con-
cerned, there has been a reduction of con-
siderable over $1,000,000 within the year.
On the other hand, there has been an in-
crease of individual deposits of over $2,-
500,000. T-heir total resources amount to
$77,072,426, an addition of about $2,000,-
000.

Ex—Senator Hill, now largely of the
Norwalk Gas Co., (as we are glad to
know), assures us that his company in-
tends to introduce gas into houses for
heating and cooking purposes, and at
such special rates that our citizens will be
glad to exchange the labor and soil of
carting in coal and taking out ashes for
the new and modern method of using gas
in our stoves, ranges and furnaces, so.
popular in other places. The gas company
cannot do this too soon, and it ought to
prove as largely remunerative here as it
has elsewhere. Nothing would prove a
greater accommodation to our citizens. ,

The Board of Directors of the Y. M. C.
A. held a special meeting Monday even-
ing, and discussed the “various depart-
mentsof the association work with the
new general secretary. The new com-
mittees were appointed as follows :—Ed-
ucational, H. B. Wigham, Jesse Johnson
and C. A. Tucker; Gymnasium, Nelson
W. Benedict, James E. Hubbell and
George Merritt. The German class will
have its first lesson next Monday evening
at 7 o’clock. Twelve names have already
been received and it is hoped that the
number will reach 20 before next Mon-
day. The entertainment-and reception
committees will hold meetings Wednes-
day evening, to arrange for the social
events of the association during the rest
of the season. Rev. C. J. North, of the
South Norwalk Methodist church, will:
give an address to the young men of Nor-

 

 

walk at the song service next Sunday

 

niarly every state in the Union.” He was;

 

 

v bur ,.

The mangggicnds of Mr. William B. E.
Lockwoodfihll be‘glad to know that he
has entird'f recovered from his recent
severe ailn‘i'ents. He was seen escorting
one of hisit’i’est avenue friends through
the bridge a few evenings since, and
stepped along as briskly and buoyantly
as a boy of twenty. '

aflonsiderable notoriety has given through
stl’ite papers, to an alleged “abduction”
by Clifford and Miinson Pardee, sons. of
Dr. Pardee, of South Norwalk, of a child
in Madison, Conn. As usual the facts are
cb‘htorted out of all semblance of truth,
and the details grossly exaggerated. The
GAZETTE is credibly informed that so far
from beige. an abduction, it was simply
the restoraion of a child that had been
abducted, to its rightful guardians.

,We are not to have a late train west
on the Consolidated road just yet, but

-- the Washington express will soon be put

ou,on its old time, which will fill the bill.
In reply to a petition from Bridgeport for
a late train west, Gen.. Supt. Shepard
wrote: While we can understand that a
train of this kind would accomodate a few
people one or two evenings in a week, it
would necessitate the incurring of consid-
crable expense for little accommodation.
The matter has been carefully consid-
ered by all of us, and, while we should
be very glad to accommodate the people
at stations between Bridgeport and South
Norwalk, we do not think we can, con-
sistent with our duties, incur the expense
of, running the train as requested. We
hope to soon restore the Washington
express train about on its old time, when
the train now leaving New Haven at 10.50
will be discontinued, and" arrangements
made to stop the Washington express at

_ Fairfield, Southport and Westport for the

accommodation of theatre parties.

Bridgeport had a sensation last Sunday
night in the anticipation of a iiot between
,workmen on the Housatonic road and
others on the Consolidated. It appears
that the Housatonic people, who own
land over which the Consolidated road
inns, had arranged to build a “spur"
across the Consolidated tracks to a side
track of their own, which has not been
used for some time. A large force of
men were on hand to expedite the work,
and an hour was appointed when no in-
terference with trains would result The
Consolidated folks, however, got wind of
tlie;plau ; President Clark came to Bridge—
port to swear out an injunction, and just
before the work was to begin a long
freight train on the Consolidated road
hauled up and stopped directly upon the
spot where the “spur” was to be laid,
thus effectually blocking things until the
injunction could be prepared. Hundreds
of people gathered at the spot expecting a
riot between the workmen but there was
no trouble. Mayor DcForest, counsel for
the Housatonic, will endeavor to get an
early hearing on the injunction.

The annual missionary meeting of the
ladies of the South Norwalk Congrega-
tional church was held in the beautiful

,parlors of the church Friday afternoon.

A large delegation of ladies from uptown
were present. Darien and other towns
about were represented. The meeting
proved to be one of unusual interest. It
was conducted by Mrs. Biddle, wife of
the pastor. A most admirable report of
the Society’s work during the past year
was read by the secretary. Miss Platt, and
the removal, by death, of two of its most
valued members, was very touchingly
alluded to. Mrs. Gleason, of the New
Haven branch, was present and made a
brief address; also Miss Emerson, who
is laboring among the colored people of
the South. She gave an interesting ac.
count of her work. Recitations by the
"children’s branch of- the Society and
music added to the pleasure of the occa-
sion. The meeting closed with prayer
offered by Mrs. T. K. Noble.

Rufe Adams, the veteran tar roofer, tar
walker and. 'clammer, went down the
creek in about for clams the other day,
and returned about night-fall with two
large baskets full. He rowed up to the
rocky bank in the rear of Ayers’ market,
ran the nose of his boat up ontoaflat
rock, picked up his baskets, one in each
hand. and prepared to'alight. The boat
was a rocking shell, and as Rufe placed
one of his delicate little hoofs on the gun-
wale, she dipped suddenly, and down
went Rafe, like McGiniy, “to the bottom
of the sea," clams and all. The water
was up to his ears, and Rufe was encum-
bered in a heavy overcoat. Notwith-
standing his difllculties, however, he
worked himself ashore, still clutching his
clam 'baskets, and his first move was to
look around to see whether he was ob-
served. Then he set his baskets down,
bailed out the pockets of his overcoat
with his hands and wended his way to
the street dripping like a drowned rat.
To cap the climax-of his woes, his over-
coat, which lie hung up in a yard to dry,
was stolen, and with it a new‘psir of mit.
tens. He says now that the days when
there was any fun or money in clsmmin
have gone by.

 

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The’lpromenade concert and reception
given by Catholic Union Council, at the
Opera House, Tuesday evening, was a
brilliantly successful affair, and an occa-
sion that will ever be happily remembered
by all who participated in the enjoyment
of the evening. The Council and manage-
ment are to be congratulated on the suc-
cess of their efiorts.

Common sense, if nothing else, would
suggest the probable truth of the repOit
that the Consolidated road will soon ex-
tend the New Canaan branch to Danbury.
The cost would be trifling, and the gain
to the road and to towns along the pro-
posed line immense. No one doubts the
ability of the Consolidated road to extend
its line ifit so desires. It would shorten
the running time between Danbury and
New York at least thirty minutes and
so not adversely to the interests of towns
east of the line. But Norwalk’s loss
would be Stamford’s gain.

The almost universal prevalence of the
“grippe” epidemic, and the multiplicity
of gratuitous prescriptions promulgated
in the newspapers, prompts a French
gentleman who is one of the Gaznrrn’s
subscribers. to send us the following,
which, he imforms us, is the chorus of a
song that _sprurg into instant popularity
in France about 47 years ago, when “la
grippe” was epidemic there. Among the
peasantry it was sung as an incantation
or charm to keep the plague off :

‘- J eune filleset jeune garcons.
Prenez garde a la. grippe.

Car si elle vous atrappe par les talons
Ce sera pour tout de bon.”

Our French compositor interprets the
above to mean : “Young ladies and young
fellows, look out the grippc, for if it takes
you by the heel, it will be for good.” Un-
doubtly if our grippe-strickcu readers will
chant this charm iii the right air and the
right spirit, it will be fully as efficacious in
warding off the epidemic as nine-tenths
of the newspaper recipes we read every
day. The air is a sort of “fugue tune,”
which will be taught to those who may be
desirous of learning it if they will call at
this office at any time when the “devil”
has one of his irrepressible whistling
spells on.

 

The new quarters of the Fairfield County
Savings Bank, provided for this safe and
solid institution by the National Bank of
Norwalk, are certainly very rich and at-
tractive. The desks, counters and railings
are of quartered, polished oak, while on
top of the counter and desk railings an
ornamental scroll of polished brass serves
as a finishing crest. The directors’ room,
the vault and toilet rooms are all richly
furnished, well lighted and ventilated.
The whole affair is creditable alike to the
good taste of both banking institutions,
and is such an advance on anything yet
produced in N orwalk that the whole pub-
lic should feel proud of these new and
attractive features. But better than this
substantial and ornate decoration of the
banking room and parlor is the phenomen-
al growth of this, the youngest of our
Norwalk sayings institutions. Its man-
agement has been exceptionally careful
and conservative, and the interests of
depositors are looked after in detail with a
fidelity worthy of all praise. Its officers,
one and all, are among our best citizens,
who have no selfish or personal ends to
serve by their connection with the bank
as is too often the case. Its treasurer,
Mr. James H. Bailey,is an exceedingly pop-
ular young gentleman, and deservedly so;
who has been thoroughly educated to the
business entrusted to his care. May this
bank’s prosperity continue to increase.

John Wade can ride a horse, after all
He demonstrated that fact a few days ago,
to the complete satisfaction of the behold-
ers, but to the intense disgust of the
horse. He mounted a saddle pony near
his residence on Maple street, at the in-
vitation of the owner, w o assured him
that the animal wasn’t loaded ; placed his
feet securely in the stirrups, grasped the
bridle rein firmly, gave the pony a vigor.
ous tap with the riding whip, and was
off—almost, for as the’horse started on a
gait that was a sort of combination of the
hop-skip-and-jump and a decanter, John
bounced into the air and when he came
down he landed just in front of the sad-
dle-horn on the horse’s neck; his feet
slipped out of the stirrups andhe hugged
the horse tightly with his legs, clinching
his feet together under the boiler; dropped
his rein, grasped the horse by the ears
and while the astonished spectators looked
on in wonder and admiration at the ex-
hibition of horsemanship which even John
Gilpin could not equal, he brought all his
persuasive eloquence to bear upon the
pony, imploring him to "Whoa, Dobbin!
I say whoa, d—‘d—- dobbin! whoa!
I want to get off at the corner!” etc. A
friendly pedestrian ran out and stopped
the astonished animal; John let himself
down, handed his preserver his gold
watch and led the pony back, and as he
placed the bridle in the hands of its owner
he remarked that he’d try that over again
meg. he had practiced a spell riding a
bmsaw or the driving-rod of s locomo.
five. Whenever that pony gets anywhere
in the neighborhood of Maple street now

 

he runs away. .

 

GAZETTE. >

Two DOLLARS A YEAR A

NUMBER 2. 4

On Friday last, (January 3d,) Fred
Hodshon picked a dandelion in his yard
on Orchard street. This is no doubt re-
markable, and dandelions are very pretty
at any season of the year, but when they
are picked in full bloom at a season when
snowballs ought to ripe and crisp, it isn’t
to be wondered at that the “grippe,” in-
fluenza and other negative blessings of
that nature abound.

Duncan Clarke's female minstrels, who
“showed” in the Norwalk Opera House
two or three years ago. giving the vilest
entertainment perhaps ever put on the
local stage, were arrested in Steubcnvillc,
Ohio, last Friday, on a warrant sworn out
by the local Social Purity Society. charg-
ing them with “unlawfully violating ordi-
nance No. 272 by an exposure of person.”
The Whole company was found guilty and
fined $40.

Curtiss, of the Berkshire News prints an
amusing description of a New Year’s trip
through Berkshire county in 24 hours, an
ingenious satire on Nellie Bly’s tour of the
world. Curtiss cssayed to “do” the trip
in a given time, and accomplished it
“with a quarter of a minute to spare.”
A noteworthy feature of ihe tent was the
statement that, as he wanted to go
through Berkshire all flying. he came to
Norwalk to-get a good Sldl'l. He writes:
“A telephone message had been sent from
the News office to request the prominent
citizens of Norwalk to be on hand. and a
brass band to be on foot at the depot to
receive the daring voyager. But the mes-
sage was side-tracked at Canaan by editor
Beckley, and arrived to late to be of use.
Editor Rodemeyer greeted the Saiintcrer
warmly, asking how soon he would be
ready to get under way again ; seemed
relieved when he heard that the stay was
to be brief, and excused himself." There
is palpably a mistake here As a matter
of fact a rural Vigilance committee on the
lookout for 3 Bedding horse-thief, hap-
pened to be stationed at the depot on that
day, who took possession of every suspi-
cious character that showed up, with the
exception of one, who escaped and
streaked it for dear life in thefiirection of
Berkshire with a velocity that made the.
wind whistle and moan through his?
whiskers like the Wail of the damned.
This may be simply a coincidence, ,but if
it isn’t it is easy to determine at which
end of the trip that “quarter of a minute
to spare" was gained.

For a man who is the whole year bending
over a labyrinth of cold water rent figures,
it is the most natural thing in the world
that our friend A. H. Camp should, at the
end of the old year, crave a little something
warmer, thicker and of even a deeper color
than our public water with which to fortify
for the long cold water vista ahead of him
for 1890. A mutual friend, as he supposed
him to be, (but who must have been an
enemy in disguise), seems to have “got on
to” this idea and gave him as a New Year’s
present a seductive looking black bottle,
gaily decorated with an attractive label and
graceful lines of corkage, which Camp
gratefully accepted and bore home in all the
joy and innocence of a boy with his first
New Year’s sled painted red. On arriving
home a warm friend chanced to be present,
and it was but tlfe work of a moment and
the natural instinct of his nature to draw
that cork, and stop the fearful interest
account on the contents, which the donor
said had been running almost as many years
as the old GAZETTE. The friend took one
sip before Camp could get the supposed
nectar to his lips, when agony, consternation
and epileptic fits seemed to be struggling for
the mastery in the victim’s epiglotis. Black
in the face from strangulation he finally
shouted: “Great Caesar’s ghost and all ye
gods and little fishes, Camp, what is this .”v
The now thoroughly terrified Camp could
only mildly respond: “Why! why ! isn’t
it all right 7 A dear friend gave it me for
a New Year’s present and said it was the
oldest and best bourbon in town. Why,
what does it taste like?” “Taste like!” re.
plied the victim, “try it yourself.” “No,”
said Camp, “I’ll take your word for it.”
“Why,” continued the victim, “it tastes like
forty-horse-power pepper sauce, or maybe
compound extract of J smaca ginger reduced
with oil of vitrol. Why, my throat and
month are all peeling off now. Same enemy
hath done this, Camp.” Camp still per-
sists that the donor really had no designs on
his life, but by mistake took it off the wrong
shelf. Camp’s faith in his friend, the giver,
isa thing beautiful to see. ”Such was the
innocence of Eden when the serpent sneaked
into its bowers and ruined our unsuspecting
mother Eve. The next quandary was what
to do with it. He dare not throw it in the
fire for fear it would blow the house up,
and it be poured it out on the walk it would
break the. paving stones like sovmuch dyna-
mite. By a lucky chance Mayor Roddy
McGinnis came shuffling up the street.
Camp’s intellect always works quick in great
emergencies. He called the mayor, in 7
Said he: “Roddy, I’ve a bottle of some
newly patented resurrection hitters, which
I will give you if you will promise never to
take more than five drops at a time.” Roddy
promised and.bore off the bottlein triumph,

but Camp is in mortal fear of hearing that
they have found a petrified man .st ' Cobble

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