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Norwalk weekly gazette, Wednesday, November 27, 1889 · page 3

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SHARING ALL.

Dear. it is twilight time. the time of rest;
Ah! cease that weary pacing" to and fro;
Sit down besideme in this cushioned nest,
Warm with the brightness oi our ingle glow.
Let me : TILII'E'.‘ thy lot"
.lnc bouts.

Bear. thou art troubled.
0f shadow, as] shared thy s: i.

I am no child, though childnm
Lies close behind me with i.:. i .-

Iam a woman. waked by he; ; . . .
To keep home‘s sacred an

Thou hast elected me to stab .
All others in thine heart l '\

Not wife alone. but mate and t

I share thy roses. let me snarn i.‘ ,

 

 

Bitter? I know it. God 12.. l i - i: so.
But from his hand shall n .. l . ~ . 2~ '
And evil never? Let the am; ,‘
Life hath no loss win h 5.: r ' ...: ;-
Show me the new hard paw . ,
I shall not faint or falter .
- And be there cloud or :;:::-,
1 shall not fail me:- in: . ._
But love me, love inc. is: i:.;: .. .
Cling closer in (t1!!'.~i<i.‘:'(i'.v t.:.. . ...
Flat faith outshine our tort -
And love deem rxcazzh :: . ..
Joy made us glad. ls! sol" 3.
God blessed our roses. n.- . .

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t 2.1!;
. on rue.

'. ya: liouiid.

Josh llillings' Pixie. Ely.
oi- lasting.
.52; ill a hor~

Fust iniprcshuirs arc
Enny man who lacy. out}, .,.r..
net once Will swear to tins.

The balm-:1 why for most. fol a , ifo ii: to do
az the rcsi do. 'l‘lzarc ain’t I gzlzuw who

kan iiai‘i; iiic \'.-'i‘iln':i:t n k: '''''' ..~.~

A wise man i:/. ncvcr inn-to: zicd iii what
he don’t Liniicrgz’“ iooi ,r'cucrally iz.

Yum; titan, doift grind your scythe all on
one side.

I don’t know ov a more lamcntaifle sight
than an old rake. Even rc.p.:;‘.‘.iincc looks like
vvmkncss in him.

Po.i:ui:css i7. oftrn \Vilhlifll, but it 12. a good
and cheap mistake tow mag-re Uizr very best
thoughts often cum tew us sudden, but sel-
duin porn-kt. They require polishing them
up to mam them komplcto.

Thar seems tow be u (icgree ov cxceutricity
attending all ov us; and yu will notiss this,
that while the cxccinzrioitys ov a clown are
quite often pleasant, the cxccntricii’ys ov a
grate man are most always di. grecable.

Everyboddy in this woi 3.! wants watching,
but none more than Olll‘hln'ics.

Cunning in very apt teiynoutwi: itself. The
man who turned the boat over and got. under
it tew keep out ov the rain waz one 0v this
kind.

A weak constitushun kan be strengthened,
but a weak set ov l runes kan’t.

Vanity iz a strange pashun. Rather than
be out ov a job it will brag ov its viccs.

All phools are poor listeners. '

About all it takes Lew make a wise man in
tow giv other pcolfi'u's opinyuns az mutch
weight :12 we do our own.

Fiattery iz like ice lzrcain, to relish it good
we want: it a little at a time, and often.

The more yu prazea man who don’t deserve
it the more you aburm- him.

You kan’t [latter a truly wize man. He
knows just how mutch prazo i;: due him; that
he taker and charzcsovcr all tho balance tew
the pront and loss ackouut.

Once. in a grate wlzilc fortune will acktually
hunt i':.r :; man, but generally those who are
favored with her smiles hav tow woo them.—
New York Veckly.

 

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Do You Rent Your Diamonds?

For the sake of this story just imagine for
a little while that you are a person on :1 small
salary- —ol’ course, you’re not, but admit it
for a few moments—and that you receive an
invitation to a swcll banquet, a charity ball,
or a swell reception.

Now what are you going to do to make
yourself look as well dressed as the other fol—
lows, who have more money than you?

It is admitted that you have a dress suit,
but how about diamond studs for your shirt
front or sparkling earrings for your wife?
You haven’t any. Your means will not ad—
mit of your buying; them. You don’t have
to. Just rent all the brilliants you want.
There’s a big jewelry house on Wabash ave—
nue that. makes a specialty of renting: jewel-
ry. You can’t miss it, if you follow direc-
tions and take elevator and get off at the sec-
ond floor. You drop a word into the ear of
a young lady attendant. and a smiling young
clerk appears.

“W'c can rent you anything from a tiny
scarf pin to a four carat brilliant,” says this
young fellow, talking volubly, as he leads the
way to the. counter. “Yes,” he ‘adds, in re-

sponse to a 'question, “on r business is increas—'

ing rapidly. People who want diamonds in a
hurry for some big swell affair, you know,
can get ’cni hero in no time. We don’t keep
many stones set, because most everybody has
different ideas about how they want a setting:
made, and we can mount. a stone on a few
hours’ notice. The renting of diamonds is a
new feature in Chicago, but it is and has been
quite an industry in New York. A great
many wealthy people there rent diamonds
for special occasions, because they can have
’cm set just as they like and at reasonable
rates. Although we haven’t been in this line
long, it has already proved a success.~~-Chi-
cago News.

Amateur Photography.

Some people have queer ideas about ama-
teur photography. Occasionally some one
says to me: “I believe I’ll take a week off
and learn the business;” and another, “I’ve
got 23:30 to invest in it, and I want you to
pick me up a 'first~class outfit. ” To the one I
would say, “You would be wasting your time,”
and to the other, “Better save your money.”
It takes months. and for most people years,
to become proficient enough in the practice
of photography to get any solid enjoyment
out of it. And as for cost, while it is not
really an expensive pleasure as compared
with other as valuable accomplishments, as at-
isfactory complete outfit for general work
cannot be obtained for less than WOO—many
amateurs spend twice that amount before
they get apparatus for the successful practice
of both indoor and outdoor branches of the
business—Interview in St. Louis Globe-Dem-
ocrat.

Cider for the Ladies.

Cider is strongly recommended as adrink
for women. It is slightly alcoholic, quite

stimulative, and the acids in it render it very '

beneficial to the action of the liver. In this
respect it possesses great advantages ovt-r all
malt preparations, which invariably have a
bilious and bloating tendency. (.‘ider cup
makes a really pleasant dinner drink, and an
excellent substitute for the light sour wines
so much used at table in foreign countries..—
Exchange.

Turtle Eggs.

The eggs of Pacific island turtles are laid
in a perpendicular cavity about a yard
deep at the bottom of a. great circular exca—
vation, which the female scrapes by whirling
around like a fly Witln'its wings singed and
violently plying its flippers. There are usu-
ain over 100 eggs ina litter.-—Chicago Times.

 

Not a Bit.
Edith—Are you going to marry that old
,darling?
ling-Yes.
h—Why, it would be a summer and
intolwedding! \
Pf“ g—Oh, not My name is May and
his 18 A ust.——1’ittsburg Bulletin.

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‘* .1...- nun-“ma.
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SAVED BY ONE MATCH.

AWFUL EXPERlENCE OF TWO PROS-
PECTORS IN A BLIZZARD.

Caught on the Hat Tops in the Rocky

Mountains and Almost Frozen—The Sav-
fiiartcd by Means of a Stray

in; H re

"it oh \‘i‘licn Hope. \Vas Almost (lone.

The most trivial circumstance sometimes
changes the cntiro current of a man’s life,
and omen the live of men are saved by the
tug-rest chance

'i‘v-o “'L‘Ilil!.'..f".~l :n this city know how true

 
 

 
 

this in, . .2 - . i.1:'l;:i was saved iron at hor-
I'llJlL‘tlL’UYlll .r l -.-'.i Thecircumstance,
as r. . _. '.Zl‘~'. ivcs. iirippenul in the fol-
lov- . .....:::":
€121.) i.r.3v (umcludod to devote the
:l -..t influx) to pro:-:pecting, and
star “nu par-i; animals. for a section of
country in (lnr : county that was at the
tiginw-r;=:zii;:~ ('(:il:~lii.f_‘l‘1‘.l)le comment among
lllllll; ,inc: i'Li-fy' Icl't tho-cityat the be-
ginnizj: c“ - ;:cr, well equipped with all

the nave. . .. r: quircd by pl'0:;pf‘t'l<)l':-;. The
SCelic oi acrio , "~"l.-‘ reached without incident
worthv oi as: special mention, except. per-
h—aps, the lose-inf one of their pack animals,
which wzi, r»- '.'nc:l on the Grand rivcr
whiic plu'li,
six-infirm; HOME.

ticvm'ul good prospects Were struck and the
Work done. on than It was now the middle
of October, and they concludcr‘. that it was
time liCl'Ui'ill‘El home. The jac"--' wcre packed,
and they started across country for home.
The route that they laid out took them over
the flat tops. as it was the nearest road to
Leadvillc

The third day out they saw that a storm
was brewing, and, not wishing to be caught
on the flat tops, they rushed their animals
through, but night came before they reached
a valley, and they were obliged to camp on
the high ground.
snug for the night, and, wishing that the
storm would blow over, they wrapped them-
selves in their blankets and laid down to re-t.

-About midnight they were awakened from

, their sleep by the bowling of the wind, which
‘ wliistled through the trees under which they

camped. The heavens were black, and the
two men knew that the storm would soon de-
scend. They had not long,r to wait before the

. first (lake of snow fell, and the storm broke

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with terrific force No one who has never
spent a night on flat tops during a snow
storm can form any idea of the velocity at
which the wind travels, and how dreary and
lonesome the surrounding country becomes.
The two men wcre by this time thoroughly
aroused to the danger of their position, and
longed for daylight to appear. By this time
the snow was falling thickly, and was being
whirlcd hither and thither by the ever chang-
in;r \T '1. Morning at last dawned, and they
started out in search of their animals in the
face of the awful blizzard, determined to
leave the country at all hazards. Their prob-
ress was slow, as the snow ha i drifted heavi-
ly, and, when they came to where they had
turned their .iorses loose the previous even—
ing, the animals had left.

'W hen the storm started the stock started
before it, and, by the time the prospectors
reached where they should have been, the
animals were some miles away. The men
kept on trailing them, and, when evening
was approaching, they were nearly played
out, and made up their minds to camp. It
was a long and weary tramp, and when half
the distance was traveled they had to give it
up, and made camp for the night under a
sheltering pine tree.

A SOLITARY HATCH.

One of the men was completely played out
and could not go a step further, and, al—
though it was bitterly cold when the spot to
camp was selected, be stretched himself out
on the ground thoroughly exhausted and
cared not whether he died or lived. His
companion being stronger started to get
some wood together, and encouraged his
companion with cheering words. He knew
that if he did not get a fire started pretty
soon his partner would freeze to death. It
did not take long to collect the firewood, cut
some shavings and have everything in readi-
ness to start the fire. He put his hand in his
pocket, when to his horror the matchsafe
was gone.

Every pocket was searched, but not a match
could he find. He rifled the pockets of his
friend with the same result. The realization
of the. awful position he was placed in struck
him, and he knew that without a fire certain
death stared his companion in the face, if not
himsel ’. Once more he searched, and, to his
joy. found one solitary match in his vest
nickct. The wind was still blowing and
snow drifting. W'ould he succeed in kind-
ling the fire? was the question he asked him-
sclf.

Under a fallen log he found some dry,
withered grass and twigs, which he care-
fully put in his hat; he whittled some more
shavings. procured more small twigs, and,
milk r. prayer on his lips, knelt down, lit the
match. applied it to the grass, saw it sud-
denly blur-:e up and as suddenly go out; but
before it did one of the shavings had ignited,
the flame extended to the rest and to the
twigs.

“Then they blazed up he knew that the]?
were saved. Logs were. piled on, and the
hardy prospector turned his attention to his
friend, whom he lifted up and carried to the
fire. The warmth soon revived him, and all
that dreary night the two sat before the fire,
every now and again throwing a fresh log on,
afraid to sleep for fear of being frozen. When
morning came the storm had passed, and they
started out after their stock, which, fortu—
nately for them, they found not far from their
improvised cabin. On returning to their first
camp they enjoyed a substantial meal, and
after bucking snow a whole afternoon they
succeeded in getting off the flat tops.

Their awful experience they'never will for-
get, and they are firmly convinced that a
match saved their lives.—Leadville Herald
Democrat.

New York Flat Life.

The walls are so thin that you hear not only
the pianos in rooms opening on the air shaft,
but all the others as well, and when vi gorous
operations on them are simultaneously L'Jlll-
menced—as they generally are just after diu-
ncr—-lifc becomes a burden to you. Then the
lloors are so weak that when the people over
you dance, the globes fall off your gas fix—
tures. That the dumbwalter is out of order
a good share of the time, something wrong
with the door bells and street door “pull,”
and your letter box stuffed with waste paper
and dirt by mischievous street boys, are all
things to be expected and philosophically en.
(lured—New York Letter.

 

 

 

Manufacture of Tin Soldiers.

In Paris sardine and other tin boxes, of
which thousands are thrown away every
month, form the basis for an industry which
has reached vast proportions, and in which
the entire youth of the country are interested.
These refuse cans are taken and stamped into
tin soldiers by suitable machines, and thus
regiments, brigades and corps of tin soldiers
are formed, and are sold so cheaply that the
poorest children can possess and enjoy them;

yet the manufacturer makes a fair profit, ,

which he could not do if he used new mate-
rial—New York Telegram.

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Ioelandio Houses.

The Icelandic farmhouse, outside the few
seaports. with isolated exceptions, consists of
a series of one story structures placed longi-
tudinally side by side,with,broad intervening
walls of sods rising up to the gables. The
side and rear walls are composed of long
strips of turf, from twenty inches to two feet
in width, laid one upon the other to the height
of perhaps six or eight feet. Stones also are
frequently used in connection with the turf,
and not rarely the bones of sheep. Upon
these walls rest the rafters, and on these, in
turn, crossboards sufficient to support strips
of sod. The front of the house may be con-
structed altogether of turf, or of turf and
stones (this is rare), or of turf and boards, or
wholly of boards. This space is pierced with
one, two or more windows. The roof turf, of
course, soon forms «one whole, verdant or
withered, according to the conditions of the
atmosphere, and very likely dotted with
flowers. ,

Similarly the turf walls. A raven or a dog
perchel upon the end of the roof, and form-
ing an animate ornamental addition thereto,
is not an uncommon sight. The main en-
trance is usually through a structure stand—
ing midway in the (troop, often merely a
roofed passage.

; did this admirably.
- were removed the two parts were found to be i
1 grown together beautifully.

_. A Serlous Burn.
The preseuoeof mind shown by an Ohio phy-
sician saved a man :niose. That useful mem-
ber was severed by a mu upon a sharp corner.

out/v5.1.1: GAZETTE WEDNESDAY NOVEMBmR 27. .

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and theattendant M. D., by promptly placing ,

the surrendered piece where it belonged, se-
cured a healing “by first intention,” and the
subsequent restoration of the organ, plus an
ugly scar. -

Less successful was the replacing of a nose
by a young man of this city many years ago.
While engaged in playfully “fencing” with a
companion, a reckless pass cleanly cut off the
young fellow’s nose. He had not studied
physiology for nothing, and, acting upon this
knowledge, grabbed the severed organ and
clapped it on the bleeding surface it had just
quitted. Then his nose was bound firmly on,
and nature was left to take her course. She
When the bandages

Nothing could

; be nicer, except that the unfortunate young

Stooping down you find ,

yourself in a broad uiifloored space, lighted ,

only from the low entrance.
ward, turn to one side. and, after passing
through an interim of darkness, a door opens
and you enter the chief room (guest room).
This is at times quite pleasantly furnished,
though, of course, with exceeding simplicity
and rude taste, but usually it is almost en-
tirely barc. Its furniture consists of a nar-
row bed occupying one corner of the room,
often also a case of books, a table and per—
haps a certain number of chairs and benches,
besides the painted wooden chests—Scrib-
mark

The Negro Minstrel.

“Do minstrcls get well paid?” .

“Very well, indeed. You see, their hotel
bills as well as railroad fares are paid for
them, outside of salaries, while dramatic com-
panies only get their traveling tickets. A
first class end man is worth $200 a week;
vocalists. dancers and instrumental perform—
ers fetch from $25 to $60. In old times min—
strels used to be very dissipated as aclass, but
now they are obliged to conform to strict
regulations. All the membersof the com—
pany are obliged by contract to stay at the
same hotel, wherever they are, in order that
they may be readily assembled for street
parade, which is an important feature in the
attraction of business, in one night towns
especially. Rigged up in linen clusters, sal-
mon colored silk stovepipe hats, and the
orchestra in band uniform with brass instru-
ments and Little Lord Fauntleroy in a tall
shako for drum major, we make quite an im-
posing display. Ours is a jolly life, on the
Whole. “’e do everything that is f un—even
have a. baseball club in the company and a
glee club for singing on the cars.”

“How do you get up your fresh jokes?”

“Most of them are old ones revamped, but
the best of our new ideas we get from the
newspapers and work them over. Of course,
we are always on the lookout for fresh songs,
and frequently we obtain them, before they
are published, from the authors, who are glad
enough to have them advertised. There are
men, too—many of them journalists-«who
turn oil’ comic verses by the yard, at an aver-
age price of $25 a set, and sell them to us at
about that rate. It is easy enough to put
some old tune to them. Most of those are
never published at alL”--Vv'ashington Star.
The Drawings of Daisy lives.

In my opinion, there is not another person
in America, with the possible exception of
Grey Parker, who can draw horses like her.
And Parker‘s horses seem much alike. They?
lack individuality and expression. They are
pretty and correct, especially in their trap—
pings and the vehicles which they pull, but
they lack character. It is here that Miss
Daisy is strongest. The changing moods of
the horse are to her an open book. In every
horse she ever delineated she put individual—
ity (something better than more physical for-
mation or l'icauty—a horse soul). His face,
his eye, his posture curried expressiveness.
Here is Pretty One watching Mrs. Olianlcr
approach, with aluinp of sugar or an apple
in her hand. The smile of expectancy, of
eagerness, is as plain in Pretty One’s face,
and as natural as if Pretty One Were a child.
Here is Jackanapci: in a rage. All the pic-
tures of angry horses I had ever seen had a
sameness about them—the flashing eye, the
leveled cars, the twitching upper lip. This
picture has all those and something more——
something indescribable and yet instantly
recognizable. In short, the touch of genius.
——IValter chllman.

Country of the Upper Nile.

For the first 500 or 600 miles of its course,
from the Victoria N yanza. to a point some-
where north of Ludo, the Nile is known to
the Arabs as the Bahr-el-Gebel, the River of
the Mountains. This is the most beautiful
part of the river. The country is diversified
with mountains and forests, green hillsides
and bright brooks. For stretches of many
miles the river is broad and slow. In other
parts are wooded islands and foaming rapids.
About half way between the Victoria Ny-
anza and Lado the Nile flows through the
northern end of the Albert Nyanza. About
twenty-five miles above the Albert lake are
the Murchison falls. Below the lake for more
than 100 miles, the stream is broad and placid,
traversing a comparatively level country
and always navigable for vessels drawing
four or five feet. In this part of its course,
about forty miles below the Albert lake, it
passes W'adelai.—Col. H. G. Front in Scrib-
ner.

 

Laugh and Grow Fat.

Fat people get plenty of suggestions as to
how they may reduce their flesh, but as there
are more thin people than fat in the world, a
word of advice to them may not be out of
place. According to excellent authority, they
must sleep all they can : keep early hours f01
retiring; lie down in the middle of the day;
drink a great deal of water; eat heartily,
especially of farinaceous food; take plenty of
exercise, but in moderation. Be cheerful.
Sterne says that “every time a man laughs,
he adds something to his life.” And, accord—
ing to Solomon, “A merry heart doeth good
like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth
the bones.”

Follow the old adage, “Laugh and grow
fat.”

Solid Sulphuric Acid.

A German patent has been taken out for a
process of transporting sulphuric acid in a
solid state. Certain salts—such as alkaline
sulphates—give up their water of crystalliza—
tion when heated, and take it; up again when
cool, and such a salt is mixed in an anhydrous
condition with a calculated quantity of the
acid. The mixture becomes granular, or may

be formed into cakes, and when heated the

whole liquefies, and may be used as ordinary
sulphuric acid, the presence of the bisulphate
of soda or like salt having no effect—Ex-
change.

A Constant Struggle.
“Poverty is no disgrace,” said Jinks. ”In
many cases it is something to be proud of.”
“Yes,” replied Jones. “It’s a constant-
struggle with me to keep my pride down.”—
Morchant Traveler.

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man had put his nose on upside down! The
nostrils stood as open to heaven as the fines
at the apex of a chimney. .

The memories that come down through a
vista of thirty years, since this sad affair took
place, are a trifle misty and unreliable as to
the subsequent career of the man with the
inverted nose. He is believed to be dead.
During his life, however, he was known to
declare that, for purposes of snuff taking, he
had the very finest nose in the world, but
that to be caught in a heavy shower, without
an umbrella, was tantamount to drowning.
Those that are suddenly deprived of a nose
should be careful to replace it With the per-
forations down. Human life is made up of
triilcs, and some of these have power to on-
gender discomfort, when it comes to an iip—
side dowu nose—Pittsburg Bulletin.

About Reading Newspapers.

I see that Bishop Foss in his address to the
class seeking admission to conference, ad—
vised the young ministers to give scanty at—
tention to the daily newspapers.

But I must certainly disagree with this
episcopal dictum, for I think the wise read—
ing of the daily newspapers is a symmetrical
education. W'hile things slip in sometimes
which ought to be passed by, the editors of a
great newspaper have the true Midas touch,
and know the gold of promise from the brass
of profession. There is no noble sentiment,
no true strain of poetry, no sonorous word fit
to roll round the world, no gem of thought
but finds its way at last into the columns of
the daily press. The newspaper is a fresh
photograph of human life—oh, has it not
depth of meaning for the noblest sermon? I
read often the advertisements of the paper,
and find in them the wit, power and also the
pathos of life. I thank the daily press for
the living sermons it has given me. As on
autumn‘s day the wind shakes the trees and
the leaves fall down and make an amethys-
tiue and golden floor, so this great tree, the
press, shaken every day, sheds down its white
leaves upon the world—leaves of knowledge;
leaves of healing.

When I see a young minister who wisely
reads the daily paper 1 am sure he is growing
in grace, at least on that spot where it is
thought the average minister is sadly deli-
cicut.—Cltrgyman in Pittsburg Dispatch.

 

\‘n’liy the Goods Arc. Covered.

“Why under the canopy do storekeepers
cover fruits and confectionery with wire
( ages?” said an honest- agriculturist to his
city cousin, who keeps a store. “Are they
afraid the apples will jump out of the basket,
or do they think the chestnuts will of their
own accord find their way to a newspaper
office, so as to be on hand when the foreman
howls for copy?” “If toe goods were not pro-
tected the (ICEIIL'I‘S would lose by petty thefts
more than they make by short. weight and
heavy paper" was the answer. The man
from up south kept his eyes open for a short
time while standing near a case of confec-
tionery which was unguarded. It seemed as
if ever y boy and girl who came into the store
was of opinion that the candy was designed
for free distribution, and a great many grown
people helped themselves to a couple of cara-
mels, a few nuts, or a chunk of molasses
candy while waiting for their evening papers
or deciding what brand of cigarettes would
best match their new ties. “W'hen I know
my customers,” said the merchant, “I charge
them extra on What they purchase, and get
even that way. W'liat the transients get
away with I charge up to profit and loss.”—
Rochester Post-Express.

“Rats."

No, not the slang phrase, but the bother-
some little rodent. Rats are natives of Asia
and their raids westward belong to compara-
tively modern times. The little animal was
unknown in ancient Europe. The black rat
first came to Europe from Asia in the six-
teenth century, and about the beginning of
the seventeenth or the ending of the sixteenth
century he arrived in America. This black
rat was the common house rat until the brown
or gray rat made his appearance in 1775. The
gray rat came. to Europe from India by way
of Russia, and is now known as the Norway
rat from a mistaken tradition that it came
from Norway to Engkiml, and from the latter
country to America—St. Louis Republic.

Speaking Pictures.

The picture gallery of the f uturc is likely
to be an apparatus for exhibiting asuccession
of instantaneous photographs as a moving
picture of the person represented, this appa-
ratus being so geared with the phonograph
that as the latter gives the individual’s speech
the former will reproduce his gestures and
facial expression. By such means an absent
actor, for example, might be brought before
an audience, or when present he might wit-
ness the reproduction of his own acting. This
combination of phonograph and photograph
is a suggestion lately made to the French
academy by M. G. Gueroult, but experiments
with a similar arrangement were made about
a year and a half ago by M. A. Bandsept, ol
Brussels—Exchange.

The Correct Use of A and An.

Discriminate in the use of aand an. A
should be used before words beginning with
an aspirated h, when the accent falls on the
second syllable, and not an. Say “a histor-
ical novel,” “a heroic act.” The plea for this
usage among us, although it may not always
be euphonious, is based on the fact that
in America. the h is properly aspirated,
while in England, where the h is often sup
pressed, an is generally employed. The arti-
cle should be repeated in such sentences as?
“the knife had an elegant handle and rough
looking blade;” arough looking blade; “it
had a rough looking handle and elegant
blade;” an‘ elegant blade; “it was a rough
and inelegant remark ;” an inelegant remark.

 

_ “Uncle Remus.”

Joel Chandler Harris, Uncle Remus, says
that it was purely an accident that he ever
became a famous author. Born and reared
in the south, he received from plantation
uncles and aunties the myths and stories he
has since made such good use of, but not until
he read in Lippi—ncott’s an article on negro
folklore, did he become aware of the value of
the material which he had unconsciously ab-
sorbed. Then he began writing the Uncle
Beams articles; which became instantly papa-
lar.~-Cui'reut Literature.

Recognized at Last.

A novel editorial ticket was issued by the'

management of the recent anuualfair in Mc-
Henry county. Instead of the usual ".1 war
transferable” :2 ud other restrictive condi 2. inns,
it bore the following on its face: “This ticket
probably has been paid for ten times ovor by
the paper to which it is issued. It will iii";
honored in the hands of any man. woman r r
child, white, black, red or yellow who favo"s
the association by presenting it. It is good
for entrance and gran-1 stand, and the bearer.
if driving, will be entitled to pass a team
free. The association recognizes the fact that
its splendid success is owing largely, if not
wholly, to the notices so freely given by the
press, and while we cannot render an equiva-
lent in cash, we return our grateful thanks."

- w—Clucago Cor. Journalist.

. before purchasing

 

Interested People.

Advertising H pntcul un-dicinc in the
peculiar way in which lln- proprietor of
Kemp’s Balsam for coughs and colds does
is indeed Wonderful. llc authorizes all
druggists to glvv those Wll voiiil Inr it. a
sump]:- bottle fn-c, that they mnv try it
'l‘iu- lnrgc bolt]: 5 are
500.. and $1. ‘-\ I- C(‘l'lllllily wrvuid advise
a trial. It may save you from consump—
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Just listen to the pocl of the \Vi-Ilslmro
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old oukcu bucki-l: “llow dew in my
licart is the old spm-lilml r-osim- which
fond recollections bring back to n-y \ ew,
will) spurs long and pointed and « urviuu.
he used tcr no crowing :ll'Ollllil Iill he
made the air blur : and when some
strange roosti-r would come to do lHlllli',
how quick the old clmp would get up on
his guard, he’d make the cvrbnl‘s of the
strange. l'OOslcl‘ rattle and scatter his
feathers all over the yard ; the. old speck-
led rooster, the Innugrel-lired rooster, the
fifty cent rooster that. soap fed in the
yen .”—~—I’Ms~ and Printer.

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sets in, the spongy bones are attacked
and frequently entirely destroyed.
constant source (if discomfort is the drip.
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throat, Sometimes producing; in‘wlci‘nle
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The brilliant. results which lmvu :im-mlcd
its use for years past properly designate
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<am—l should say it. was the shortest
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is dangerous; and if you fll'c so :iiliicivd
attend to yourself now. llo not wait, but
use Sulphur Bitters at once 'l‘hcy curs-I
me WllCl‘ I was given up to die by several
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idiot. I supposcl Miss Wollopc—Well.
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If you had taken two of Carter’s Littlv
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Do not be afraid to go near your one-
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: lug medicine." Mrs. B. A. Dow, Burlington, Vt.

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The Physician .~‘,’4I.z'o.“iic.

HEADACHE-WROCHES

—~’———FOR————

SICK HEADACHE,

—-———IN ITS———
Nervous, Billions or Conecsiiw Forms.

— . ~w<o>

This Remedyis the Prescription of one of the leading Physicians of Paris
France,and was used by him with unparalleled success for over thirty years,
and was first given to the Public as a Proprietary Medicine in 1878, and
since that time it has found its way into almost every country on the face
of the Globe, and become a favorite remedy with thousands of the leading
physicians. Medical societies have discussed its marvelous success at their
annual conventions, and after their official chemist ,have analyzed it and
found that it contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful ingredients
quietly placed it among their standard remedies.

 

TESTIMONIAL-

This is to certify that I have used for
nation of remedies, for Headache,
mere headaches, especially such as eflect
with, and if this certificate
sufferers from that trouble,

L. R. BROWN, M. D., )
23 West J crsey St... _:~
ELlZABETII, N. J ., June 28th, 1889. )

some months with much satisfaction, the combi
known as Briggs’ Headache Troches. The remedy cure
Nervous Women than anything I am acquainte
will be the means of bringing it to the favorable attention

I shall feel that I haVe done them a service.

L. R. BROWN, M. D

 

PRICE. 25 CENTS.
SOLD BY H. R. HALE, NORWALK. CONN.

BRIGGS’ MEDICINE COMPANY
ELIZABETH, N. .1.

 

 

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