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Norwalk weekly gazette, Wednesday, September 11, 1889 · page 3

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IESOP AND THE BEASTS.‘

He sat among the woods; he heard
The sylvan merriment; he saw

The humors of the beast and bird,
The pranks of donkey and of (law. 3

Andiin the lion and the frog, ;
In all the tribes of swamp and den, ’

In deer and hare, in stork and log, ';
Marked the similitudes of men.

“From these, of these, “ he cried, “we come;
Our hearts and brains descend from these;”
And lo, the beasts no more were dumb,
But answered out of brakes and trees.

And thus, perchance, their saying ran:-
“Nay, not from us your folly springs,
0, deeply fallen race of man,
Bewildered about empty thingsl
For we have neither hope nor dread,
We look not forward or behind,
We lead the life our fathers led,
We live like clouds. or streams, or wind;

“For we have neither doubt nor faith,
For we are neither bond nor free;

We hear the word that Nature saith,
And nigh to Nature‘s heart are we.

“Behold, we neither laugh nor weep,
Are well content with everything;
But ye would fly that scarce can creep,
And ye would speak, that scarce can sing.
Nay, were there cause for moan or mirth
’Tis we, not you, should sigh or scorn.
0, latest children of the earth,
Most childish children earth hath borne.“

They spake, but that inisliappen slave
Told never of the thing he heard.
And unto men their portraits gave
In likenesses of beast and bird.
~Andreiv Lang in Independent.

How to Stop a Runaway Horse.

A policeman, who has distinguished him-
self in stopping runaway horses, gives the
following points as to how to accomplish that
end with the greatest success: When you see
a runaway coming do not try to check him
by a rush from the opposite direction or the
side, for you will be immediately knocked
flat by the collision; but, instead, prepare
yourself for a short run with the horse.
Measure with your eye the distance, start for
the'run while he is yet some way off, perhaps
ten feet, in the case of fair to medium run-
aways. You may depend upon his keeping a
straight line, for a really frightened horse is
half blind and would not veer for a steam
engine. He will go straight ahead until he
smashes into something. So do not get close
to the line on which he is rushing, and

as he passes you grab the reins
near the saddle. Gather the reins
firmly; then, leaning backward as you

run, give them a powerful yank. You
may be able to brace yourself somewhat as
you give this jerk, half sliding on your feet.
The strong jerk on the bit tells the horse that
he again has a. master, and prepares him for
the final struggle. A step or two forward
after the first yank, do it again. This is the
finishing stroke. It never fails when given
by a determined man. The horse is on its
haunches. Keep a firm pull on the reins till
you grasp the horse by the nostrils, and hold
him so till he is pacified—Medical Classics.

\Vanted the Measles.

A little 4-year-old cried as though his
heart was ready to snap asunder. He want-
ed to visit his playmate, Eddie Small, who
lives across the way, and his mother wouldn’t
permit it.

“You mustn’t go over to play with Eddie,
now, my dear,” said the fond mother; “I
have already told you that he has the measles,
and you’re sure to catch them if you gonear
him.”

The little fellow cried louder than ever,
and between sobs and tears the mother heard
him say:

“I want to catch the measles, ma; that’s
why I want to go over."

This rather startling desire on the part of
the youngster led to curiosity, and when the
mother wanted to know what had made him
so ambitious, he replied:

“I heard Eddie’s ma say that since Eddie
catched the measles she bought him lots of
nice new playthings. I want a drum and a
baseball and rattle; that’s what I Want.
Please, mamma, let me catch the measles.”
—Cleve1and Plain Dealer.

The Trout a Creel Will Hold.

“What perverse creatures you trout are,”
exclaimed an Angler who had exhausted his
patience and stock of flies in vain attempts
to induce some of the trout to rise. “You
do not know your own mind for half an hour
atatime, and it is impossible to tell what
you do want.
on you.”

“Not more perverse than you are,” mused
a Trout who had overheard the remarks
made by the Angler. “For the purpose of
weighing some objects you allow sixteen
ounces to the pound; when you weigh gold
you call twelve ounces a pound, and when
you weigh us your scale is very elastic. I
have known trout to weigh a. pound which,
according to a. troy or avcirdupois scales,
would not weigh more than six ounces. In
fact there does not seem to be any fixed
weight to our species. I have known the
elasticity of your scales to be so great that a,
five pound creel held twenty-two pounds of
trout.”—New York Herald.

Phosphorescent Powders.

From some interesting observations on
phosphorescent powders by E. Becquerel,
these results are summarized: 1. Sulphur
and pure carbonate of calcium give very
slight phosphorescence. 2. Sulphur and
pure carbonate of calcium plus 0.5 to 1.5 per
cent. of soda give brilliant green phosphor-
escence. 3. Sulphur and pure carbonate of
calcium plus traces of manganese or bismuth
give little or no phosphorescence. 4. Mix-
ture as No. 3, but with 1 percent. of soda,
gives strong yellow or blue phosphorescence.
5. Mixture as No. 1, plus traces of lithia,
gives intense green phosphorescence. 6.
Sulphur and oyster shells, etc., give red
phosphorescence. 7. Mixture as No. 1, plus
traces of rubidium, gives red phosphores-
cence. 8. Sulphur and pure carbonate of
strontium give very faint bluish green phos-
phorescence. 9. Sulphur and pure carbonate
of strontium plus soda gives bright green
phosphorescence. -—New York Telegram.

Tea in France.

Tea is so little an article of necessity in
France that the total consumption in 1888
for 38,000,000 of inhabitants was only a little
over 1,000,000 pounds, the greater part of
which was probably consumed by English,
American and Russian visitors and residents.
The average per head of the population was
13% grammes, or less than half an ounce.
The use of tea, instead of increasing, is di-
minishing, as the average per head was 14%
grammes in 1886 and 1887. Coffee, 011 the
other hand, increases in favor, and the cons
sumPtion has more than quadrupled since
1841, and nearly doubled since 1861. It
reached its maximum of 136,000,000 pounds
1111886, and was 134,000,000 pounds, or more
lash 13% pounds per head, in 1888.—0nce a

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Unfortunate Poles.

Freddie—0h, auntie! Such a thingl Pass-
ing that big pond down the road I saw over
a hundred Poles all in the water.

Auntie—Poor,«persecuted people! Did they
drown?

Freddie—No; I think not. You see, they
were tadpoles. —Pittsburg Bulletin.

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NORWALK. GAZETTE, WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 11, 1889.

THE SIOUX SUN DANCE.

IMPORTANT EVENT IN THE LIFE
OF A YOUNG INDIAN BRAVE.

His Courage and Physical Endurance Put
to a Severe Test—Dancing on His Heels
for Forty-eight Hours, in the Hot Sun,
Without a Drop of Water.

A sun dance is a more important event in
the life of a young Sioux buck than the
“coming out” ball of a society debutante, for
in his case it transforms a boy into a. war-
rior, and gives him a standing in his band
that he must achieve or be looked upon with
contempt as a “coffee cooler,” an expressive
term used by the Indians, meaning one who
hangs around a camp to beg for what is left
after his betters have been served. No buck
can appear in council and talk—a. function
as dear to the Indian’s heart as it is to the
before mentioned society belle—unless he has
gone through with the physical discomforts
of this ceremonial dance.

AN IMMENSE DANCE HOUSE.

The dance, which lasts about two days, oc-
curs about once a year, in July or August.
Notice of the date and place of holding is sent
by runners to all the different bands of the
Sioux tribe. Having been told by a friend of
mine, Standing Elk, chief of a band of Spot-
ted Tail Indians, who spoke excellent English
when asking for whisky or tobacco, that old
Spot’s outfit were going to have a sun dance
near their agency, on tho Keya-Paha, about
thirty-five miles from the post where I was
serving, in Dakota, I get up a. party of offi-
cers to ride over and see it. Standing Elk,
who was to be the grand marshal, agreed to
provide us with reserved seats.

After some difficulty we found the place,
and saw before us, on a rising plateau on the
other side of the peaks of the Keya-Paha,
hundreds of tepees and several thousands of
bucks, squaws and papooses, also a great
mass of other animal life. There were 14,000
or 15,000 Indians present. This crowd,
mounted and on foot, was centering on the
big dance house, where the festivities were
in full blast, the dancing having begun with
the first rays of the sun, all of the dancers
having spent the previous night seated in a
circle in the center of this tepee waiting for
the sun to rise. ,

The Wa-che-pee tepee (or dance house) was
an immense circle, inclosed on the outside,
except a wide entrance by posts set in the
ground; the spaces filled in with brush, with
a shade of the same built over the top. The
middle of this inclosure—cccupied by the
dancers-was open to the full glare of a pow-
erful sun. All around this circle, on the
posts supporting the shade, were hung ban-
ners of different colored calicoes, painted buf-
falo hides and gayly decorated shields of the
same material. The general effect was that
of a circus.

In the center of the circle was planted a
tall cottonwood pole, from which were hung
banners, lariats, buffalo heads, medicine
bags, bunches of painted porcupine quills,
bundles of birds’ feathers and large figures of
men cut out of buffalo hide. This pole was
cut, hauled to its place and planted by a num-
ber of maidens the evening before. It is the
only part of the ceremony women are al-
lowed to participate in. They are even ex-
cluded from the inclosure, but are kindly al-
lowed to gratify their curiosity by peeping
through the outside brush.

The orchestra, located opposite the en-
trance, consisted of six enormous tomtoms,
operated by as choice a body of thieves and
cutthroats as ever murdered music. The
dance, being continuous from the rising of
the sun until the going down on the second
day, requires unceasing music, so there was
a, detail of musical experts to relieve each
other at stated intervals.

A SEVERE TEST.

The dancers, more than 150—most of them
youngsters going through the ordeal for the
first time—are ranged around the center pole,
keeping time with the tcmtoms with a pecu-
liar step that requires one foot at a time to be
raised, while the weight of the body is brought
down on the heel that is touching the ground.
The body is crouched and bent forward with
the arms raised, the right arm being extended
above the head when the left foot is down,
and the left arm when the right foot is down.
This alternating motion constitutes the dance,
and can be kept up without gaining ground.
But the fresh youths occasionally spring both
backward and forward and thereby elicit ap-
plause. All the time the dancers must face
the sun and look at it. They are not allowed
any head covering, and are stripped naked,
except a. breech clout.

The dancers hold in their mouths whistles,
made out of the bones of turkeys’ wings,
which they blow us they breathe, the object
being to keep the mouth dry. They are not
allowed water or food during the whole time
of the dance (about forty-eight hours). To
intensify their desire for water, which is the
harder of the two to bear, several philanthro-
pists go among them with water, which they
pour from a cup into a bucket in front of the
dancers so they can see and smell it. These
philanthropists are accompanied by good
Samaritans, who assist the power of the sun
by flashing light from a looking glass into the
dancers’ eyes.

Only the most tender hearted of these cul-
tured children of nature are intrusted with
these delicate missions, and they must belong
to different lodges than the dancers they ap-
pear before. Their desire is to break down
the dancers, while it is a matter of pride
with the members of the lodges to which
these youngsters belong to succeed, and it is
permissible for a. buck, not one of the
dancers, to go alongside of a tired friend and
let him lean his back against him, both keep-
ing up the dance. Although the dance was
not more than six or seven hours old when
we appeared, there were several dancers be-
ing assisted in this manner. The only cessa-
tion of the dance allowed the dancer (each
one gets his chance) is when the big medicine
man, who stands near the center pole, calls
him up to be operated upon. But he is only
permitted to stand still long enough to en-
dure that pleasure, which consists in having
incisions made in the flesh of his breasts or
on his back below the shoulder blades,
through which are run throngs of deer skin,
to which are tied either a buffalo head or a
lariat, taken from the pole.

While this matter of sight and sound is
kept up a warrior will enter the circle, and
in aloud voice crate to the crowd, telling of
his exploits in the good times gone by, when
scalping was not a lost art. This dance I’m
telling cf was held the next summer after the
Custer massacre, and several of the audience
present had been actively engaged in it. These
craters talk well, and what they say is lis-
tened to with great attention. It fires the
young men’s hearts with a desire to emulate
the deed’s described, and keeps the dancers
nerved up to go through with an ordeal which
will entitle them to appear and tell what they
have done, even if it only consists in the
killing of an old Ponca squaw.

Sun dance is a fair trial of a man’s ability
to endure discomforts. And when a young
buck has successfully gone through with it
he is entitled to be considered qualified for
the vicissitudes of a warrior’s life.-—Capt.
Allen Smith in Pittsburg Dispatch.

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The Cause of Mirage.

There are days on which, in certain weather,
and despite 'the curvature of the earth, the
distance of visibility is doubled, or more than
doubled. This phenomenon is explained to
us by a well known law of physics. If we
throw a coin into an empty vessel, it will be
hidden by the edge of the latter at a certain
distance; but if we fill the vessel with water
the coin will become visible. \Ve have here
a. case of refraction, such as is explained in
elementary works on physics. Every one
also knows the theory of tho mirage put
forth by the celebrated Monge, who explains
the phenomenon as due to a diminution of
the air’s density in contact with the super-
heated earth. A contrary theory will ex-
plain the mirage at sea.

While the sun is making the atmosphere
intensely hot the sea and the strata of air in
contact therewith remain relatively cold,
and these strata become superposed in the
order of their density. A luminous ray ema-
nating from the sea will pass from one stra-
tum into another of less density, there will be
a refraction, and an object beneath the hori-
zon will be seen above it. This theory sup-
poses two conditions, to wit: A heating of
the atmosphere, while the sea and the earth
remain relatively cold, and a calmness of it
to permit its strata to become superposed in
the order of their density. It is precisely
when these two conditions are fulfilled that
the phenomenon of the mirage occurs. On
such days ships rise instead of descending in
measure as they recede. As the horizon is
perceived by direct visibility a ship is finally
seen above the horizon as if it were suspend-
ed in the air. If atmospheric conditions were
favorable a second ship would be seen above
the first, etc. Certain mariners worthy of
credence have assured me that they have seen
as many as seven superposed ships—Emil
Sorel in Nature.

Banana Culture.

The edible banana, it is said, is known to
seed only in one small spot on earth, the Au-
daman islands. However this may be, it is
Its culti-
vation in the West Indies has vastly increased
during the past fifteen years, owing to the
demands of the United States for its cheap,
wholesome and luscious fruit. About 400 or
500 trees are planted to the acre, and the
plantations are called “banana walks.” In
former days any available spot was chosen,
usually an abandoned cane field, where the
ground was most easily prepared for the new
crop. But experience and competition have
brought about more careful methods of
planting, and the best place for a banana
walk is now considered a valley or hillside
with a western prospect. The tree fruits the
first year, and the expense of cultivation is
so small that a bunch of bananas, delivered
at the sea coast, need have cost its owner no
more than four or five cents, while it may be
sold in the winter months for from twelve to
eighteen cents, and in the spring months for
four times as much. There are risks attend-
ing banana cultivation, however, for the
thievish negroes often seriously decrease the
value of a crop, and it may be entirely swept
away in a single hour by a. hurricane. As
soon as the bananas begin to cast a shade,
young cocoa plants are set out between
them, as this tree needs protection from the
sun in its youth, and when the bananas cease
to be profitable, which is at the end of three
or four years, almond trees or other fruit
trees are often set in their places, while a
new “walk” is laid out elsewhere. —Boston
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Rattlers on the Rampage.

According to The Cincinnati Enquirer,
there was a scene of wild commotion in the
crowded waiting rooms of the Cincinnati,
Hamilton and Dayton depot, caused by the
sudden arrival of unwelcome visitors. They
were snakes, and of the variety known as
rattlers. Their snakelets, four of them, here
in the baggage room awaiting transportation
to a museum in New Orleans. How they got
out no one knows.

The first intimation of their presence wasa
wild shriek from a female, who hastily
climbed on to a seat, pulling her skirts up
around her ankles. '

A snake about five feet long was crawling
slowly across the floor, his head undulating
first in one direction and then the other, as if
uncertain where to go, and closely following
his first snakeship were three others. all
wriggling in the liveliest manner.

There was a hurried scurrying of the hun-
dred or more commuters in the room, and
standing room on the benches was speedily
at a premium. Several passengers forgot all
about their trains and rushed up Fifth street.
Finally Depot Watchman Dennis O’Dowd ap-
peared, and with his cane and a poker picked
up one of the squirming rattlers and put him
back in the box. Snake No. 2 was found
curled up under a stool in front of the lunch
counter, on top of which was standing a
scared girl. He, too, was put in the box. By
this time, however, the other two reptiles got
away, and the closest search failed to find
them.

Fechter-’3 Neglected Grave.

In a little cemetery near Philadelphia is the
grave of an actor who belonged to three na-
tions, and who honored all—Charles Fechter
-—who was of partly English descent, of
French education, and was American in his
latest triumphs and his place of burial. His
resting place is thus described by a gentleman
who lately visited the spot: “A marble bust
of the romantic actor which formerly stood
on the monument has been replaced by a
duplicate of clay, which is rapidly succumb-
ing to the destructive attacks of the elements.
Weeds cover the small inclosure, which is in

. a prominent part of the grounds, where its

neglect is conspicuous to all visitors.” Actors
are always prominent in movements that
have for their object the benefiting of other
classes, but they are sadly indifferent to
honoring their own profession. The per-
sonal friends of the late John McCullough
have erected a stately monument to his
memory, and this is as it should be, for his
claims to recognition were personal rather
than representative. Edwin Forrest needs
no nobler monument than the Forrest home.
But the American dramatic profession should
as a body raise a statue to the memory of the
elder Booth, and actors of three nations
might gracefully unite in paying tribute to
the name of Charles Fechter. The title role
of Hamlet, to which he lent the charm of
his sensibility and originality, is today being
played in the three countries that have a
right to be proud of his fame—New York
Star.

A Skim Milk Cow.
Deacon Blank, of the town of Lee, owned
a large farm and hired, among other hands,
a man by the name of Jacob. The deacon
had bargained that Jacob should have bread
and milk for supper every night, but took
good care that the milk was first carefully
skimmed, the cream for the cream pot and
the skim milk for Jake. Jacob ate his bread
and blue milk three evenings without a mur-
mur. The next morning the deacon was
awakened by a great commotion in the barn
yard. Looking out he saw Jacob hanging to
his best Jersey’s tail with one hand, while
with the other he belabcred , her with a bean‘
pole as she flew around the inclosure. “There,
gol dang you,” said Jake, “don’t you ever
dare to give another drop of skim milk as
longas you live.” And the deacon took good
care that she didn’t.—Lewiston Journal.

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HOW IT CAME ABOUT.
The Way 3 Popular Play 'J'as Written and
an Old Custom Revolutionized.

In “Leaves from a Dramatist’s Diary,” Dion
Boucicault relates how he came to write one
of his most successful plays. It was toward
the close of 1850 that Boucicault entered into
an engagement with Miss Laura Keene to
perform five months at her theatre. the
Olympic, in New York. He opened MJen-
iiie Deans,” which met with great success,
and was followed in time by “Vanity Fair,”
a comedy in three acts, which failed. Mr.
Boucicault, who writes his reminiscences in
the third person, so to speak, continues in
these words: “This work had been relied on
to carry the engagements prosperously to
the end of May; twelve weeks of disaster lay
ahead, in which all the profits of the season
and more, too, must inevitably disappear.

“ ‘Have you nothing—mo subject, no play
half written? Can you think of nothing to
replace this unlocked for collapse?” pleaded
Miss Keene.

“ ‘I have nothing,’ replied Boucicault, ‘ex-
ceptiug avery poor sketch of “LittlerDorrit,”
and another of “Bleak House,” but let us
meet to—morrow and talk it out.’

“It was a bitter night, and the sleet, driven
by a northerly blast, lashed the author’s face
as he turned up Broad way. A few doors from
the theatre a dim light in a cellar showed
that a thrifty little Italian, who sold cheap
publications and small stationery, invited the
belated pedestrian to buya home made cigar.
His name was Brentauo. Descending into
the den, where he knew he would find the
usual display of ten cent literature, Bouci—
cault asked for two novels, over which he in-
tended to spend the hours of the night. Bren-
tauo pointed to a shelf where a scanty row of
cheap novels represented his stock in trade;
from these the visitor selected a dozen at
hazard, and with the pockets of his overcoat
stuffed, he pushed his way through the sleet
and darkness to Union square, near which he
resided. The following morning Miss Keene
received this letter:

“MY DEAR LAURA—I have it! I send you seven
steel engravings of scenes around Killarney. Get
your scene painter to work on them at once. I
also send a book of Irish melodies, with those
marked I desire Baker to score for the orchestra.
I shall read act one of my new Irish play on Fri-
day; we rehearse that while I am writing the sec-
ond, which will be ready on Monday; and we re-

hearse the second while I am doingthe third. We
can get the play out within a fortnight.
“Yours, D. B.

“Among the books picked up at Brentano’s
was, happily, ‘The Collegians,’ by Gerald
Griflin. Throwing it aside Boucicault evolved
‘The Colleen Bawn.’ These incidents may
appear too trivial for such particular record,
but these results will be seen to have a signal
importance. The least important was the
revolution effected by this play in what may
be termed the Irish drama and the represen.
tation'cf Irish character. But the adven‘
tures of the Colleen Bawn in England will
be seen to have contributed mainly to a fun-
damental change in theatrical affairs
throughout the world. In September, 1860,
it was produced in London at the Adelphi
theatre, and its success enabled Mr. Bouci—
cault to carry out the plans he had vainly
endeavored to put into operation in 1852. He
refused to allow the ‘Colleen Bawn’ to be
played on royalty or fees. He engaged four
comedians, Mr. John Drew, Mr. Sloane, Mrs.
Sloane and Mrs. Hudson Kirby, and instruct-
ed them in the principal characters. He cf-
fered the play as the star, supported by this
group of American comedians. He expe-
rienced much resistance on the part of Inau-
agers in the provincial theatres, but at last
his terms were accepted, the play became the
thing and the author received half the gross
receipts. A second and a third company
were organized and sent out.

“In the following year he sent out ‘The
Streets of London,’ and in 1865 he sent out
three companies with ‘Arrah-na-Poguc.’
The leading dramatic authors, perceiving
the very large profits accruing from this new
method, began to secede from the Dramatic
Authors’ society, and to follow the new
method, under which the name of the author
of the play was starred and his importance
recognized. The provincial theatres became
so overrun with these new companies that
managers proposed to the authors to send
out, not groups, but entire companies of
comedians. By such means the managers
could dispense with local companies alto-
gether. This suggestion was accepted, and
thus ‘stock companies’ were swept away.

“At a meeting of the French dramatists
and composers, held in Paris in 1866, Mr.
Boucicault described this new method of
harvesting the provincial theatres. The
shrewd and practical Frenchmen adopted
the idea at once. But it was not until after
1872 that the United States finally gave up
stock companies and adopted the new sys-
tem.”

A Small Family.

An old lady of 75 or more met an acquaint-
ance in a Boston horse car, and imparted to
her the information that she was intending
to start shortly for California. “My only
daughter lives out there,” added the old lady,
“and I want to be with her. You know I’m
an orphan.”

More surprising even than this woman’s
case was that of a “contraband” who came
into the Federal lines in North Carolina, in
1863. He reported himself to the officer of
the day, and the following dialogue ensued:

“What’s your name?”

“My name’s Sam.”

“Sam what?”

“No, sah, not Sam Watt; I’se just Sam.”

“What’s your other name?”

“I hasn’t got no oder name, sahl
Sam—dat’s all.”

“What’s your master’s name?”

“I’se got no massa now—massa runned
away. Yahl yahl I’se free now.”

“Well, what’s your father’s and your
mother’s name?”

“I’se got none, sah—neber had none.
just Sam—ain’t nobody else.”

“Haven’t you any brothers and sisters?”

“No, sah—neber had none—no brudder, no
sister, no fader, no mudder, no massal Noth-
in’ but Sam. When you see Sam you see all
dere is of us.”—Youth’s Companion.

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Uses of the Phonograph.

The phonograph seems destined to play an
important part in the future, and it is being
utilized in all sorts of ways, both “usefulfland
ornamental.” If half of what the inventors
claim for it comes true, the children of the
near future are going to have some wonder-
ful toys. Inventors are now at wor’k on a
long list of nursery wonders, in all of which
the new mechanism is to be the main feature.
The phonographic doll will talk, laugh, cry
and sing like a human being. Noah’s ark
will contain a drove of neighing, braying,
lowing, barking, mewing, hissing, cackling
creatures that will rival a menagerie. The
song notes of fine singing birds have been
preserved on metal slips and the results com-
bined, so that one may have a papier macho
canary which will require no attention and
which will sing with many times the volume
and at many times the length of any. bird
that ever lived. Mothers, too, have the prom-
ise of a phonographic cradle, at the head of
which the wonderful mechanism is placed th at
will sing sweet lullabies by the hour to the
fretful infant, soothing it and its tired parent
to sleep at the same time—Frank Leslie’s
Newspaper.

“A...“ a. --. ...

 

Hay Fever.

I have been a periodical sufferer from
hay fcvcc since the summer of 1879, and
until I used Bly’s Cream Balm u as never
able to find relief. I can truthfully say
that Cream Balm cured me.

I regard itl

as of great value and would not be with— ‘
out it during the hay fever season—L. .

M. Georgia, Binghamton, N. Y

Young Man—I have here somethinglfor
the poet’s corner. Editor—All right,
young man; the poet scorucr sits right
over there—Judge.

A Great Surprise
Is in store for all who use Kemp’s Bal-
sam for the throat and lungs, the great
guaranteed remedy. Would you believe

that it is sold on its merits and that any ‘
druggist is authorized by the proprietcrof '

this wonderful remedy to give you a sum
plc bottle free? It never fails to cure
acute or chronic coughs.
sell Kemp’s Balsam. Large bottles 500.
and $1.

A poker party—The locomotive fireman.

The popers state there is a scarcity of
eggs at Chautauqua. The lectures must

have been worse than usua].—Oil City ’ silver,orotherpmonw,,ngredients.

Blizzard.

An eminent temperance lecturer in New
England, Mrs. John Barton, says: “I
was subject to those deathly sick head-
acqcs and also dyspepsia.

failed. Mrs. Barton is the wife of John
Barton, Superintendent of Repairs, Pa-
cific Mills, Lawrence, Mass.

Out on a fly—tlie dove when it left the
ark.

Flies everywhere. Even time flies.

“This applause is somewhat overdone,”
as the lecturer remarked when an egg
took him between the eyes.—Pittsburg
Chronicle.

I can cheerfully recommend Ely’s Cream
Balm to the suffering public for hay fever
ann stoppage of the nasal passages. I
have tried it and find it gives immediate
relief—J. E. Rector, Little Rock, Ark.

A quiet wedding—The marriage of a
couple of deaf mates.

Do not despair of curing your sick head-
ache when you can so easily obtain Car-
ter’s Little Liver Pills. They will effect
a prompt and permanent cure. Their
action is mild and natural.

We hear of a countryman having sold a
plot to a novelist for $1,000. It must
have been a grass plot.-—l‘v‘lunsey’s Week-

ly.

The new combination of Smart Weed
and Belladonna, as usvd in Carter’s Back—
aclic Plasicrs has proved to be one of the
best that could be made. Try one of
these popular plasters in any case of weak
or lame back, backache, rheumatism, neu-
ralgia, soreness of the chest or lungs, &c ,
and you will be surprised and pleased by
the prompt relief. In bad cases of 01110ch
dyspepsia, a plaster over the pit of the
stomach stops the pain at once. Ask for
Carter’s Smart Weed and Belladonna
Backaclie Plasters. Price 25 cents.

“Well,” said Right Field, as he took his
overcoat to the pawnbrokcr’s. “here goes
for three balls and a bat I”—Yale Record.

Do you wish to regain your health if
you are all broken down and suffering
from nervous prostration ? I will tell you
what cured me after suffering for months.
I used two bottles of Sulphur Bitters and
now I am a well mam—C. Stiles, Bock-
keeper, Canton.

All druggists ‘

 

FECHTER’S FAMOUS

FAIRICON No. 3.
A PEERLESS HAIR masses.

; Prevents the hair from falling out, almost immediately
j starts a. new growth. Cleanses the Scalp. Removes
dandruff and Scarf. Prevents Baldness, and is a sure

i

I

I

cure for all Diseases of the scalp. Will preserve the
hair in all its vigor. Price ‘75 cts. per bottle.
FAIRICON N cs. 1 and 2, price 81. per bottle each,
is for heads entirely or partially bald. Cases of twenty
years’ baldness have been cured. It leads the world.
Warranted not to contain any sugar of lead, m’tra to at
Will not stain.
Sold by all druggists or sent on remipt of price.

5 Special course 810. Send for genuine testimonials to

_ Sulphur Bit- '
tors cured me when all other remedies

 

FECIITER REMEDY 00., New Haven, Conn.
['10 l-‘nlrlcon 'l‘nr Soup for Toilet, Bath and Nursery.
it is I’ccrlen for the Complexion, Chopped Hands or Rough shin.

For Sale at 11. ll. Ilaie’s Drug Store

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 

For those deathly Ladies in delicate
Bilious Spells, dc- health, who are all
‘ pend on. SULPHUR rundown, should use
. Bums, it Will cure SULPHUR Brr'rnns.

‘ you.

$1,000 will be aid
or acasewhere UL-
iiUi: Brrrisns will
ot assist or cure. It
ever fails.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Giant Dyspep-
Sin. is cured by usin
l SULPHUR Bi'r'rnns.

 
 

Operatives who are

closely confined in Cleanse the vitiatcd
.the nulls and Work- loodwhen you see.

shops; Clerks, who its impurities burst-
do not procure suf- ing through the skin
ficient exercise, and ' I’implcs,Blotches,
all whoare confined and Sores. Rely on
in doors, should use ULPHUR Brrrsns,
SULrnUiz BITTERS. and health will fol-
They W111 not then low.
.be weak and sickly. I Inns—u-I—I—I— X

m

, I~ . SULPiiUi: BiTTnns
Debilityflvill cure Liver Com-
c

 
 

General
needs agentle tonic.
Use SULPHUR Brr-

laint. Don’tbedis-
ouraged 5 it Will cure
you.

 

mas, and you will

. not be troubled.

X‘ ——i SULPHUR BITTERS.
Don’t be Without a will build you up and I

bottle. Try it; you make ‘you strong and

will not regret it. Ihealthy.

.. Sulphur Bitters.

"an... 'Ul
Send two 3c. stamps to A. P. 0rdway & Cc,1
Lawrence, Mass, and receive an elrgant set or.
Fancy Cards free. '

BUX’I‘ON & BRUNDAGE,
EXPRESSMEN,

Prompt attention given to orders for

LlGIiT TR UCKING

To any part of the Town.
Orders left at S. K. Stanley’s or Post Olilce. 3

 
 

 

 
 

 

 

It Makes You; Himg’ry

“ I have used Paine’s Celery Compound and it

- has had a salutary
effect. It invigorat
ed the system andI
feel like a new
man. It improves
the appetite and
facilitates diges-
tion.” J. '1‘. COPE-
LAND, Primus, S. C.

Paine’s
Celery Compound

is a unique tonic and appetizer. Pleasant t9
the taste, quick in its action, and without any
injurious eflect, it gives that rugged health
which makes everything taste good. It cures

pepsin. and kindred disorders. Physicians
prescribe it. $1.00. Six for $5.00. Druggists.

WELLS, RICHARDSON 5600., Burlington, Vt.

HMO/ID ”YES 0°10" anything any color.

 

Never Fail! Always cure!

 

Spring medicine means more now-a-da’ys than it
did ten years ago. The winteroi 1888-89 haslett
the nerves all jagged out. The nerves must be

strengthened, the blood purified, liver and

bowels regulated. Paine’s Celery Compound—
thc Spring medicine of today—does all this.
as nothing else can. Prescribed by Physicians,
Recommended by Druggists, Endorsed by Ministers,
Guaranteed by the Manufacturers to be

The Best-
Spring Medicine.

“ In the spring or 1887 I was all run down. I
would get up in the morning with so tired a
feeling, and was so weak that I could hardly get
around. I bought a bottle of Paine’s Celery Com-
pound, and before I had taken it a week I felt
very much better. I can cheefully recommend
it to all who need a. building up and strengthen-
ing medicine.” Mrs. B. A. Dow, Burlington, Vt.

mar/1 TED roan gramme/.51!

 

BRIG-GS.’

HEADACHE-:-TROCHES

——FOR

 

SICK HEADACHE,

—-—IN ITS——
Nervous, Billions or Congestive Forms.

«+>——~5

 

This Remedy is the Prescription of one of the leading Physicians of Paris
France,and was used by him with unparalleled success for over thirty years,
and was first given to the Public as a. Proprietary Medicine in 1878, and
since that time it has found its way into almost every ecuntry on the face
of the Globe, and become a favorite remedy withithousands of the leading

physicians.

Medical societies have discussed its marvelous success at their

annual conventions, and after their cflicial chemist 'Lhave analyzed it and
found that it contained no opiates, bromides, or other harmful ingredients,
quietly placed it among their standard remedies.

 

TESTIMONIJAL_

L. R. BROWN, M. D., )
23 West J erscy St.. -
ELIZABETH, N. J ., June 28th, 1889. )

This is to certify that I have used for some months with much satisfaction, the combi-
nation of remedies, for Headache, known as Briggs’ Headache Troches. The remedy cures
more headaches, especially such as effect Nervous \Vomen than anything I am acquainted
with, and if this certificate will be the means of bringing it to the favorable attention of
sufferers from that trouble, I shall feel that I have done them a service.

L. R. BROWN, M. D.

 

PRICE. 25 CENTS. ,
SOLD BY H. R. HALE, NORWALK. CONN.

BRIGGS" MEDICINE COMPANY,
ELIZABETH, N. .7. '

 

 

 

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