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Volume LXXXVI.

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S KINDNESS.

The Only President Who Would Examine
the Real Wants of the People.
“ Abraham Lincoln,” said Judge
Kelley, of Pennsylvania, who is the
father of the House of Representatives
“ was the most patient man in the de-
tails of life I ever saw. He was the
only President we ever had, andprob-
ably ever will have, who knew .nothing
of the common autocracy of public
life. I remember an incident in con-
nection with the war which illustrates
what I am trying to say. It is not
proper for me to use names, but the
story goes: It was at that early period
in the rebellion when suspects and con-
spirators were being arrested and im-
prisoned by the wholesale. A letter
written upon a printed sheet of paper
giving the business of_ a prominent
firm of merchants in New York and
containing incendiary language toward
the Union, found its way into the
' ' hands of a Goverment official in the
South. The declarations were penned
by a traveling man, who represented
the firm- mentioned in the letter-head.
The result was the arrest of the princi-

pal member of that firm on the charge
of conspiracy against the Government.
The letter was signed in such a way as

~ to not make it perfectly clear who the
author was, and, of course, suspicion
bore heavily upon the firm mentioned.
He is a man well known in New York
to-day. Men. were held in prison at
that time on the slightest suspicion, in
fact, more slight than this one. The
wife of the merchant came to a friend
of mine in New York immediately
after the arrest of the husband, and re.

' quested him to communicate with
President Lincoln the fact that her hus-
band had been arrested for something
for which he was in no way responsible.
My friend addressed a note to the Presi-
dent, telling him that the man under
arrest was not guilty of the misde-
meanor even in a collateral or the most
remote way. The wife came to Wash-
ington; it was 11 o’clock when she ar-
rived. At the depot she told the cab-
man to drive to the White House. The
driver expostulated with her, and told
her that it was of no use to call at the
White House at such a late hour of the
night. She said it made no difference,
she wanted to see Mr. Lincoln, and that
he must drive her immediately to the
Executive Mansion. When she present-
ed herself at the entrance to the White
House it was midnight. Everything
was quiet. The cordon of police, very
stormy at that time, turned out in full
force. They would not listen at first to
her entreaties to be admitted to the
White House. Finally, she prevailed
upon one of the ofiicers to take the let-
ter of introduction she had to President
Lincoln, who was then asleep. A min-
ute after the President had been
awakened his voice was heard in the
corridor on the upper floor. He had
the letter in his hand, and the tremor
upon it indicated his feeling.

“ ‘ Mrs. ~———, this case demands imme-
diate action,’ said Mr. Lincoln; ‘if you
will take my arm, we will go immedi-
ately to Secretary Stanton.’ Across the
lots at a rapid pace went the President
and the lady. Stanton was aroused
from his slumbers, shown the letter by
the President and requested to release
the prisoner. He wrote a dispatch and
handed it to Mr. Lincoln, and said he
would attendto the matter further in
the morning.

.“ Like a lackey boy, the President,
with the lady, started toward the down-
town hotels. It was 1 o’clock in the
morning. Washington was filled with
revolutionists and would-be assassins,
yet Mr. Lincoln never faltered and
seemed not to comprehend his danger.
When he arrived at the hotel, with the
lady on his arm, he told her to go to
her room, sleep soundly, return to New
York in the morning, and that her hus-

, band would meet her on the deck. The

lady could not believe it, but Mr. Lin-
'coln assured herthat such would be the
case. ,. The President then went to the
telegraph office, filed the message, which
demanded the unconditional release of
the prisoner, and returned to the White
House alone. Sure enough, when the
lady alighted from the ferry at New
York the next day her husband was
there to embrace her. I am inclined to
believe the millennium will come before
we shall have another President who

would do such an act as this.”
WW—

Torn Paine’s Bones.

A correspondent repeats a statement
he made six or seven years ago to
the efiect that Cobbet, after taking
the exhumed bones of Thomas Paine
from America to England, left them in
awarehouse at Liverpool, “ and no one
knows what has become of them." The
facts-are that Cobbet took the bones
tohis own house in Famham, where
they remained “stowed away ” until
after Cobbet’s death in 1835, when his
estate, real and personal, went under
the hammer. At the sale the box was
brought out into the upper hall of the
house, no me knowing the contents of
the package. 0n opening it a plate
plainly told what was packed under-
neath. The auctioneer, on reading the
plate, uttered an exclamation of aston-
ishment at the discovery, and then
said: “I have never sold human flesh,
and I will never sell human bones.”

Whereupon the lid was nailed on and
'- the box removed. Such is the account
of the affair as read by the under-
signed, now‘ over fifty years ago
Doubtless there are those living oi
Cobbet’s grandchildren, and perhaps
other people, who know what at last
was done'with the bones of the “ author-
hero ” or the American Revolution.

W
- - The Origin of‘Our Continent.
. It ‘is believed by some scientific men
that North America begun its formap
tion with islands of matter rising out
of the ocean, which grew until they
touched each other. Many of these
islands were volcanoes that threw up
matter that had formed below the sur-
face of ’ the water, and were larger
below the water than above it. The
Hawaiian Islands have had many
volcanoes, and were much formed by
them. The whole area above the sea is
no more than that of the State of Mas-
sachusetts, but their combined bases
must be equal to the whole of New
England and New York. Thus the
original islands of this continent could
easily have been made to enlarge and
join each other, and the granite rock
so abundant was once erupted from
volcanoes, like flowing lava. Among
the first volcanic islands must have
been Greenland, Canada, east of Win-
nipeg, the Atlantic district, the Rocky
Mauntains and the Seirra Nevadas;
but as the islands rose and enlarged
great depressions would naturally com-
. mence ,and go on, and in this way the
depressions of Hudson’s bay, the Mis-
sissippi valley and the Salt Lake and
Nevada basins were burned. These
depressions would eventually become
rocks, and the depressions would have

asaucer or platter shape.
how

Says Locke: “ Intelligible discourses

 

TWO BALLOON "STORIES.
A Man's Hair Turned White from Fright
During a Ride “Knight!" Clouds.

In a talk with John Forepaugh re-
cently several interesting stories of ad-
ventures r. ‘:h hot-air balloons were
indulged in.

“ We mul to inflate the balloons and
send l'lel skyward at every stopping
point of the Forepaugh show,” he said,
“and Iranrernber now one incident in
regard to these balloons which occurred
in 1874 at Chester. There was a large
crowd on the grounds, and ‘a man we
called Big .Smith'was inside the bag
while it was being inflated. At last
the balloon .bulged out, nearly full, and
Smith crawled from under. .,..;.-'1.‘W°.nir'
five men were holding the. balloon,
and Smith, after he got’ outside the
machine, saw o cm. butcho; comic
Mitchell standing nei? , . Before
any one could count-five grabbed
Mitchell, threw him in the basket, and
yelled ‘ Let go I’. The men droppedthe
ropes, the balloon shot aloft like a
rocket, and the ten thousand people
strained their eyes as they saw it grow
smaller and smaller, until it was out of
sight.

“ When the balloon was first skipping
towards heaven Mitchell’s head could
be seen over the edge of the basket as
he yelled ‘ Help, for God's sakel’ When
the big bag floated beyond the range
of vision a dozen men started north-
ward—the way the wind carried the
balloon—in teams. They drove eight
or ten miles, and they found the
balloon with the wretched Mitchell
lying helplessly in the basket on the
bank of a creek. Mitchell's hair had
actually turned white from fright in
his hour’s ride in the clouds.

“Several years after that, in another
town, Big Smith was inside another
balloon while it was being inflated.
After it was full of hot air he crawled
over the edge of the basket and another
man got in for a trip through the ozone
belt. Some one yelled “Let gol’ The
ropes were loosened, but one rope, on
the side on Which Smith was getting
out, took a turn rormd his leg, clutching
him tightly, and as the balloon shot sky.
ward it took Smith with it by the ankle.
His terrified companion in the basket,
who heard the cry of horror that swept
over the crowd, could not help him, for
if he changed his position the chances
were that the basket would. upset or
that the rope would uncoil.‘ After
about ten minutes the balloén came
down with Smith unconscious and his
head full of blood. However, he re-
covered, and is yet in the show busi-
ness to tell the story for himself.”

”Mm...—
Costly Stupidity.

Two or three years ago I was night
clerk at the Hotel N antasket, at N an-
tasket Beach. One night John L. Sul-
livan, with Pete McCoy and-a few of
his other sporting friends, came in and '
wanted something to drink. It was
after 12 o’clock and the bar was closed,
but the head barkeeper happened to be
near the desk, and knowing. Sullivan
he opened the doors and the party went
in. Theysat at a table for some time
and drank a couple of. bottles of wine.
They had evidently had some before
coming to the hotel, and, they felt the
effects of it pretty strongly. ' As they
sat there a dispute arose about some
point or other which I did not under-
stand, and Sullivan finally wanted to
bet a hundred dollars that he was right
“Oh, come off," said McCoy, “ you
haven’t got a hundred dollars.” “ H’aint
I?” retorted Sullivan in a loud voice,
as he rose from the table. “I'll show
you I’ve got meney. See herel” and
quick as a wink he drew a magnificent
gold watch from his vest pocket, re-
leased it from the guard and threw it
with his whole strength against the
partition which separated the wine-
room from the hotel lobby. It sounded
like a bullet from a gun as it struck
the woodwork. Of course, the watch
was mined. That was a sample of the
reckless and foolish displays which be
frequently made in those days.

But it is not only the “plug-uglier”
and “ thugs ” who do such things. I
have seen exhibitions equally nonsensi-
cal on the part of some of the highest
toned bloods of the Hub. I happened
in a rich hotel bar in Boston one night
when a youth who occupies a place in
the “ best society ” came in and ordered
wine for himself and friends. They eat
at a table in front of the bar, and after
the bottle had been emptied, the young
man deliberately picked it up and sent
It crashing through .a magnificent
French mirror which filled the whole
wall back of the bar. Then he drew
his check-book fromhis pocket, signed
a blank, and before the proprietor had
time to show anger, asked him how
much he. should fill it 'out for. The
break cost him $1,500. -

W
AN ECGENTRIO GENIUS.

Characteristics of 3 Once Celebrated In.»
llsh Actor.

With ordinary prudence Charles Dil-
lon might have become one of the first
if not the first manager in London.
Apart, however, from his erratic mode
of conducting his business, he unfortu-
nately commenced his enterprise with
borrowed capital, was overwhelmed
with old debts and had not even the
scintillation of an idea on the. subject
of finance. Besides these drawbacks,
his defective early training, his eccen-
tric mode of dress, his disregard for the
commences of society, perpetually as-
serted themselves to his serious disad-
vantage. When out of the theatre he'
was never happy unless when loaflng
around the nearest bar with congenial
companions, who swallowed his stories
(which were by no means bad ones) and
his libations with equal avidity. In this

 

mund Kean and Lemaitre, who, - at"
the height of their prosperity, pre-
ferred the society of their old “ pals”
to that of peers and princes. It must
be admitted, however, that “ Dillon bore
his blushing honors meekly," and that
he never was so affable in his life dur-
ing his brief spell of prosperity. The
only extravagance he ever indulged in
was a brougham, which was usually
ordered at ten, to bring him to the
Lyceum, but it was generally two or:
three hours later before he started. It
was again ordered to take him home to
dinner, but was invariably kept waiting
all the afternoon, while he oscillated
’twixt the Albion and the Strand. when
it was not infrequently dismissed
altogether. Then he would adjourn to
his own room in the theatre, where,
over a rump steak and apot of stout,
with a few intimates he would discuss
his last or his next performance, until
it was time for the doors to open, when
he would take a stroll round the Strand
to smoke his cigar and to see the people

fleck into the pit, a habit he could never 'f .

. get rid of to the last. _
WWW

Habit, if wisely and skilfully formed;

becomes truly a second nature, as the;
common saying is; but unskilfully and
unmethodicallydirected, it willbe, nail
were, the ape of nature, which '
nothing to the life, but only clumsily

respect he was wonderfully like Ed-. '

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EARLY QUAKE”.

The Home Life, the Mountain",
and the Marriage Customs.

The home life of the early Quakers
differed very little from that of other
Puritans so for as outward appearance
was concerned, but directly the door
was closed the difference was appan.
cut. According to the rules of the
society, men and women are in every
respect equal in religious and mm
matters; the wife canbe aminieter or
an elder just. as well as her husband,
and if she feels called thereto, in at not
liberty to speak in the meeting. All
readers" of Puritan literature, know.
that with whatever --roapeot» womur
may be montlonefipthere is. always an
implied macadamia“. they are the
interiors of. M~M the Puritan hus-
band wasuousil‘y in- every real sense
lord and? master. With the Quakers
this ,Was,vnotxeo; the equality in the
mesmeheusemmamlymrmd into
the home life, andthat it was not more
completions!» .only: oneoccount of the
one-sidelines! (italic-law. .As may be
expected, Quaker households were usu-
allyveryrhappmoneeaz The friends in-
sisted that. only... members: of their
society might be united, and both be-
fore and afterthe- marriage assisted in
making the wheels of life run smoothly,
although it is to be» feared. they often

imam in. turning; them a good deal

morethon was necessary.
Before’ltwmQuekere could marry—
that hand. albumin-thozmiety—the
parties wererrequlxed to, attend a meet
ing and publiclyiannounoestheir lutem
tion of being wedded... A;committoe
wasthen appointed..chh instituted
inquiries-'- to: discover, among other
thingsywvhether. thorium-Jase in a posi-
tion tantra. and-smaller be was free
from theoleime of weenie: affection.
.Theyolso inquireddnto tbsotate of his
health, and-.whether..hie_.reletions had
any - objection to --hls--;morrying, and
if not, if~they,eaw reason. to objectto
the wife he had chosen. A. committee
of. women made similar: inquiries re-
garding: the-girl, and werewory particu-
lar in examining whethcrskobsdfiirted
unwisely or otherwise» misconducted
herself. That the. young. couple had
not sufficient means: to marry upon
was notconsldered in itself an insnper-
able bar, for the society, not having the
fear of Malthus before lts:.e}yes had a
fund from which grants could be made
toward furnishing; In very early times
the parties were expected to be accom.
panied by their parents, or at the least
to bring duly signal and witnessed
nssents from them, when they attended
to announce their intention of getting
married, but this was soon given up.
On a date fixed the parties. were re«
quired to attend another meeting, when,
after they had stated they were still in
the same mind, and if the committee
of inquiry had reported favorably, per-
misson to marry was formally given
and a day for the nuptials fixed.

 

W
. Sleeping Face Downward.

Hunters, scouts, children and wild
men sleep with the spine upward. So
do animals, all but civilized man. If a
dog, a cat or a horse were forced to lie
upon its back it.would die. Among
the Arabian jugglers and show people
that have been brought to this country
it- has been noticed that they always
turn over upon their breasts when they
so to sleep and lie that way- till they
wake. It seems to be the natural way.
It protects the vital organs in..- case of a
shot from an enemy.

The spine and the great amount of
nerve tissue that starts fromit are the
most sensitive parts of the body. Lying
with the great weight of thastomaeh,
heart intestines and other organs
pressed upon these nerves it seem
must in time work injury. Even the
half weight, as when a personllcs-upon
hisside, must have its bad effects, it is
said. The spine and nerves are also
abnormally heated by the common way
of resting. Keep the spine and spinal
nerves cool, my the advocates of the
cow’s and the wild man's way of sleep-
ing. There are such advocates, among
them able physicians. They afilrm
that turning upon the breast to'eleep
will relieve backache. Also, it will
leave the nerve stimulant freetofiow
vigorously from its centres and in that-
way will remedy indigestion and take
away the bad taste in themouth.

Many will be surprised to find how

'difilcult it- is to lie with the face down-
ward after years of reposing inthe

other attitude. One cannot do so com-
fortably ten minutes sis-first. But
practice will overcome the difilculty.
The natural method, so called. ,of sleep.
ing, has many and able advocates,
recently.

An Enterprising Architect.

Adjoining one end of theroyal palace
at Naples, which is the future home of
the Crown Prince, is the theatre of. San
Carlo, which been interesting. story.
When Charles III. was the King of
Naples he issued orders for the most
magnificent theatre of Europe to be
built in the shortest time possible.
Angelo Camcale,a N epolitan architect,
offered to complete it in throormonths,
and by great effort and energygactually
did so. On the opening night the King
sent tenths—architect to come to the
royal Wflmd there publicly com-
mended'ahéiswork, adding that Only one
thing was lacking, and that was a
private door and stair-case gleading
from the pm into the theatre for the
use of the royalfnmily The architect
bowed low, abduction! that the play
might begin. :3331“ the play was
finished-the” arm} appeared before .
the King, saylnfih“ Your, Monty's
'wish is accompliahe‘d,” and; preceded
the: astonished monarch. .to go: private
entrance in one end of thosgrcetrc. In
the three hoursthnbg 1 ; g ;bed on-
gaged the king's attention the untiring.
architect had collected his workmen.
and by almost superhuman oflort had.
completed his task. He had torn down
partitions and laid huge logs of wood
for a stairway: but elegant velvet car-
pets and beautiful curtains concealed
the rough floors and defaced walla,
while a skillful arrangement of hand.

we'-

a magical effect, and mode the-whole;

ward, the entrance was, properly fin-
ished, and last summer I walked from
the palace through this private door,
and stood in the royal balcony where
the king had received the architect
nearly one hundred and fifty years
before.

. M“ 0—y—
. Matrimonial Item.

“I am very sorry Idid 1:93:98»-
qualnted with you until 11 ball: become
nwldower," said Col. Percy Yerger to
his second wife, with whom he does
~-not-live very happily.” ‘

“ What doyou. mean bygot,” asked
the partner of hisjoyo. _

“ Nothing, except-MI would much
rather that you hadbecnr‘pydlrst wife,”
replied ‘the'fond hmband,"clrelessly.

..,“ Why do you wish that I had been
curate-sun" . ' , , .

“ Because some other woman would
be my present wife, darling."

 

 

are a oiled by too much subtility in
nice ivision. _ _

and awkwardly; ‘_ _

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romemirrors and chandeliers produced; L _
. 4” officer'sphotograph.
seem the work of fairy hands. After- '

 

» Items 0L Interest.‘

Early marriages are encouraged
among the French Canadians, and it is
the rule - for girls to marry when they
reach their fifteenth or sixteenth year.

. Dr. Aubrey, the well-known Congre-
gational minister of London, will make
this fella tour of the United States, lec-
turing and studying American institu-
tions.

English oak wears well». Some oak
timber. which in 1824 had served for
864 years for roof beams in an English
church is still doing duty as a seat in a
farmer’s kitchen.

From the tower 537 feet high a col-
ossal statue of William Penn is to gaze
down upon Philadelphia. The sculp-
tor in Alexander Calder. The statue
will be 37 feet high. '

The year in which August has five
Sundays is called ministers’ leap year,
for, in effect, a week is added to the
usual vacation season. The present is
the third of successive years in which
the paetore’ holiday has thus been pro-
longed.

Toothache, caused by a cold in the
facial nerves, may often be relieved by
wringing asoft towel out of cold water
and sprinkling it with strong vinegar.
This should be laid on the face like a.
po'ultice, and will often be followed by
a refreshing sleep.

In England in old times parochial
meetings were held at Whitsuntido,
usually in some barn near the church,
consisting of a kind of a picnic, as each
parishoner brought what victuals he
could spare. The ale, which had been
brewed pretty strong for the occasion,
was sold by the church wardens, and
from. its profits 9. fund arose for the
repair of the church.

A common mode of manumission
in the Middle Ages was for the master
to lead the slave with a torch around
the altar, and the earnest words of
liberation were spoken. One form at-
tered these words: “For fear of Al-
mighty God, and for the care of my
soul, I liberate thee, and may the angel
of our Lord Jesus Christ deem me
worthy of a place among His saints.”

A Cleveland woman has raised an
entirely new point in relation to gam-
bling. Her husband lost $1,500 in a
gambling house and she has sued the
owners of the property for the recovery
of the amount, claiming that they
leased the property knowing that it
was to be devoted to gambling pur-
poses, and are therefore responsible for
losses in the unlawful pursuit.

The continents of the earth have an
average height of about nine hundred
feet above the level of the sea; they
must be regarded as elevated plateaux
occupying five-sixteenths of the earth’s
surface. The abysmal regions of the
earthoccupy eight-sixteenths, and one
half of the earths surface, and have an
average depth of three miles beneath
the surface cf the waves. '

After Richard III. of England was
defeated and killed on Bosworth field,
his crown was found hanging on a
hawthorn bush, and was placed by
Lord Derby on the head of the victori-
e'us Henry. In the stained-glass win-
dows of Henry VIL's chapel in West—
minster Abbey, beside the union of the
red and white roses, is the picture of a
hawthorn tree with a golden crown
above it.

There is a man, in Waterbury, Con-
necticut, whose habits are somewhat
fixed. His habit is to get shaved at 6.30
each evening. The other day, expecting
to be busy in the evening, he was shaved
at noon, but at till) he again entered the
barber shop, patiently waited half an
hour for his turn, and when the smiling
barber rubbed his hand over his bald
head and said “ hair cut ?" remembered

that he had been shaved and bolted from

the shop.

.131on the tight-rope walker, lives
quietly in London at the age of sixty-

two. He tried to exhibit in Paris after
theauthorlties had refused to let him

walk acre. Niagara a second; time ex-
cept with a net suspended under the
rope, but his great feat had taken the
interest out of all subsequent perform-
ances in that line, and they all seemed
tame in comparison. Blondin retired
on a moderate competence, earned in
his perilous profession.

In Brazil, where great quantities of
codes are used, and where all the in-
habitants take it many times a day,
alcoholism is completely unknown.
The number of cases in the larger
cities, where multitudes ofpersons,
from the highest down to the lowest
classes, go in to take a cup of that
delicious beverage which none but
Brazilians know how to make properly
-is enormous, while drinking-saloons
or bars are very few, and their patrons
still fewer.

Alexander Krapotkin, who ,was per-
secuted by the Russian Government into
committing suicide at Tomskmecently,
was a brother of the well-known Prince
PeterKrapotkin. Although only forty-
five years old, he had translated many
great English works into Russian, and
was one of the foremost astronomers
and meteor010gists in Russia. 2After his

. return from exile in Siberia, the Gov-
- erurnent forbade him to enter any uni-

versity town, to communicate with any
institution of learning, or to pursue fur-
ther his scientific work ; and this drove
him to despair.
M
011' with the 01d Love.

A novel way of disposing of an old
love affair is that adopmda few months
since by one of the brightest and pretti-
est of our Washington belles. The
young lady wears as many hearts dang-
lingfrom her belt as does an Indian
brave of scalps. Wishing at the time
mentioned to announce the breaking
of her engagement to ayoung ariny
omcermow stationed in the far west,
but formerly'well known in Washing-
ton, she issued invitations for luncheon
to a few of her most intimate friends.
The centreplede of the prettily spread
tableware formed of a, mass of blos-
soms,in the midst of which, heavily
draped with crepe, rested the young

- - .anker Marriages.

In the Quaker society divorce is al-
most unknown. No society throws
about the marriage contract more sol-
emnlty. and more of public recognition.
The ceremony begins a full month be-
fore it is completed by marriage. The
young people have to announce in pub-
lic their intention of marriage. One
month later they appear together in
public meeting of the society and arise
to say, “We will continue our inten-
tions of marriage." In the meantime
wise advisers of the contracting parties
have fulfilled their duties, and the
final ceremony, which usually takes
place some days afterward in public,
occurs, the marriage is entered into in

the proper spirit.
W

Nature, the handmalden of God.
doth nothing but with good advice, if
we make researches into the true reason
if things.

..'._—-- .. _. _
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.;. SCIENTIFIC .4.

Copper may be slightly hardened by
closing the grain. This can be done by
lightly hammering its surface with a
round pone-hammer.

The amount of force exerted by heat
and cold in expansion and contraction
of metal is equal to that which would
be required to stretch or compress it to
the same extent by mechanical means.

In experiments with cast gears it was

found that when dry the loss by fric- '

tion was about thirty-five per cent. of
the total power, but when thoroughly
lubricated this loss was reduced to
thirteen per cent.

At a late meeting of the Microscopi-
cal Society of London,Prof.F.J.Bell gave
an account of what he regarded as the
most extraordinary biological discov-
ery of the last twenty-five years—that
of a third eye at the top of the head of
certain lizards. _

M. Palmeri of the Vesuvian Observa-
tory has made some interesting experi-
ments showing that when steam is
condensed by cold negative electricity
is developed, but that positive electric-
ity is manifested when evaporation
takes place.

To produce a red stain on wood, first

plunge it in a solution of One ounce of -

curd soap in thirty-five fluid ounces of
water, or rub with the solution and then
apply magenta sufficiently diluted to
bring out the tone required. All the
aniline colors act very well on wood.
A fabric has been patented which is
made insect proof by steeping ina solu-
tion of tobacco and cascarilla bark
macerated in benzine, then drying and
steeping in tobacco, cascarilla bark and
hot water, the fabric to be used in

'trunk linings, etc., as a protection from

moths or other insects.

In some experiments conducted by
the German Government on steel and
iron girders, the soft-steel girder proved
twenty-two per cent. stronger, and the
hard-steel girders sixty-six per cent.
stronger than the iron girder. Tire
strength of steel girders appeared to be
about the same for the two flanges, if
made alike in sections.

German photographers have suc-
ceeded in photographing aprojectile in
the course of its flight, and some of
these photographs show the head of
condensed air which precedes every
shot. It is said to be this “head”
which prevents even skilful rifiemen
from hitting an empty egg shell when
hung on a long thread. The air blows
the shell out of the way of the bullet:

The Ottawa lumbermen are building
furnaces to burn their sawdust, as fol-
lows: The structure is of fire brick, in-
cased in plate iron, isa circular tower,

and when finished will be 140 feet high, '

and is thirty-six or forty feet in diame-
ter. This has become necessary because
this refuse was choking the river.

The composition of metallic mirrors
of the present day differs very little
from that used bySir Isaac Newton.
Many and different alloys have been
suggested, some including silver or
nickel or arsenic; but there is little
doubt that the best alloy, taking all
things into account, is made with four
atoms of copper and one of tin, which
gives the following proportions by
weight: copper, 252; tin, 117.8.

A Manchester (England) firm has
completed anew rope-making machine,
which, whilst enabling any lengths of
ropes to be manufactured, dispense en-
tirely with any necessity for a rope-
walk. The complete machinery does
not occupy a floor space of more than
three yards square, and is very simple
both in construction and working.
The yarn is wound on a series of bob-
bins, and the whole process of manufac-
ture is finished on the machine, the
rope being transferred direct to a
drum, on which it is wound in coils
ready for delivery. The machine can
be readily regulated to give any twist
or hardness to the rope that may be
required.

If it were possible to rise above the
atmosphere which surrounds the earth,

‘ we should see nothing but an intense

and sharply defined ball of fire, while
everything else would be wrappedin
total darkness. There could be no dif-
fusion of light without an atmosphere
or some similar medium for it to act
upon; but if the air about us extended
to a height of 700 miles, the rays of the
sun could not penetrate it, and we
would be left in darkness. At the depth
of 700 feet in the ocean the light ceases
altogether, one-half of the light being
absorbed in passing through only seven
feet of the purest water.

The discovery that heat influences
one set of nerve points in the skin,
while sensations of cold are received by
another set, has been followed by an
interesting investigation by two Italian
physiologists, whose experiments seem
to indicate that the various tastes re-
sult from the exciting of distinct sets
of nerve-fibres in the tongue. The pro-
longed application of ice removed the
sensibility for all tastes—sweet, sour,
salt and bitter. Cocaine destroyed—
temporarily, of course—sensibility for
for bitter only. Other substances, such
as caifeine and morphia, reduced the
power of discriminating between differ-
ent degrees of bitter. Dilute sulphuric
acid had a peculiar effect, causing dis-
tilled water and even quinine to taste
sweet at the tip of the tongue, although
the bitter of the quinine was elsewhere
tested as usual.

Thunder-Storms increasrng.

From certain meteorological statis-
tics recently published in Germany we
learn that thunder-storms in that
country have during the last thirty
years been steadily increasing both in
frequency and severity The number
of deaths per annum from lightning
has increased in afar greater ratio than
that of the increase of population. In
the present state ofuourknowledge of
the whole subject of atmospheric elec-
tricity, the cause of the phenomena of
thunder- storms is confessedly obscure.
It is, however, very possible that some
light would be throwu upon the ques-
tion by a comparative study of the
frequency and severity of storms dur~
ing a lengthened period and over a
wide geographical area. The German
savants incline to the opinion that the
increase is to be attributed to the cnor:
mously increased production of smoke
and steam which has taken place dur-
ing the last three decades. But although
we may admit this to be tosome extent
aprobable cera causap yet when we
consider the very local character of
thunder-storms, we should naturally
expect to find that it would follow that
the neighborhood of large cities, and
especially of manufacturing districts,
would suffer the most severely. But
the statistics referred to show dis-
tinctly that the reverse is the case.
The number of storms attended by
fatal results from lightning is far larger
in the agricultural districts than in the
towns. Upon the other hand, we ought
to take into consideration the protec-

tive action of lightning conductors,
with which the prominent buildings in .,

the towns of Germany are well pro-
vided. ., I. _ ,

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only article yet
knowntoehemistry
that will penetrate
the skin WITHOUT
INJURY. .

Denali-1.3..
Beautifies the Complexron,

Emilie-tel all Frecki Ten, Moth
Patches, Rm orme, [1:1me and Die-
eoionfions of eve kind. either within or

the skin. it readers 0 skin pure. clear. he- ur-

tin a com lexion which is
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rf‘ufi'v“l ”qgmngpcmed orvrongb skin on
infants. malt.

IT (DUMB

(Almost Inst-lily) Sunburn. Prickly Rent. ctr-p-
pod. Rough or- cured Skin; in fact its results
upon all diseases of the skin are wonderful.

It Never Fails.

Price 750. per Bottle
tree Also

P E A R i. ' S

White Glycerin

SOAP,

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more commemorammw.
or.worklng'people. Sena .10 cents a
BEL age, nod we will mail you free, a #83:.
valuable sample box of goods that wi
put you in the.way of making more money in a few
days than youever thou htpossible at an busineal
Capital not required. on can live at one and
work in qure tune on] ,drail the time. Allofboth

, sexes. of all age-gran yjmccessful, 50 cents to as
easily earned every e

nlngt That. all 'who want
work my test the bu ness, we make this unparal-
leled ofi'erf To all- who are not well satisfied we will

send $1 to pay for the trouble of writing us. Fol: ,

partrculnrs, directions etc., sent i'ree. Immense pay
absolutely sure for all whostert at once. Don’tde-
lay. Address. Srmsou a 00., Portland. Maine.

gm presents given away. send us I

0 [1681‘]? postage.k and b 8111,331 yo?l will

a ge reea ccngeo so urge

value, that will start on 11 work that will at once

bring you in money aster than anything else in

America. All about the $200,000 in presents with

each box. Agents wanted everywhere, of either

sex, of all ages, for all the time or spare time only,

to work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for

all workers absolutely assured. Don’t delay. ll.
liALLnrr a 00., Portland, Maine.

 

 

fields are scores. but those who write to
Bunion k Co..i’ertlknd, Munomfll receive
free, full information about work which
they can do. and live at home,that will pay
themfrom ”tempera”. Some have
earned oursso in a day. Either sex young or old. Capitol
not required. You meterted free. Those who start at once
mahoolutelyemofenngliuleform Aiiienow.

M. SCHWA B-
OPTICIAN and OCUIrIST,

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, WILL BE AT NORWALK.

November 17 and 18, 1886,
At Nov-walk Hotel.

Having qualified myself by years of hard study
, and having had a

in the best institutions-in Europe
practical experience of twen y five years in thi
country, I am enabled at first sight to adapt lense
most appropriate to restore the vision to its origins
vi rand cure all the various diseases of the eye
I ave therefore combined my practice of an
Oculist with that of an Optician, and am now eu-
abled to furnished all kinds of lenses and styles of
Spectacles and Eye.G1asses which are made to
order under my own supervision, to suit my cus—
omers’ visionary ailments.

Consultation Free.
References—Geo. G. Bishop. Charles Olmstead
ex-Deputy Sherri! Charles Adams. Mr. Clarence
Nash with J. F. Bennet. Gen. 1). N. Couch, Mrs.
W. K. James. Dr. E. C. Clarke.

The Realm the World.
Sperry & Barnes’

Hams, _
Shoulders,

Breakfast
Bacon,
—-—AND—
Sausage
ARE GUARANTEED
THE 13:31 ‘

IN
THE MARKET

Our-KETTLE LARD is Strictly Pure
and Free from all Adulteration.

Look Carefully for the Brand.

We manufacture all goods bearing our brand at
our packing house in New Haven. tf38

Spiny & Barres, New Haitian.

Geo. S. Gregory.

L ivery. Boarding, Sale,

 

 

 

Feed and Exchange
3 t a b 1 e S ..

 

No.14. Knight 81.

(.n rear of Home Car Depet),
NORWALK , CONN.

 

Carriages furnished 3” hours. (i-urteou
ttentlon and gentleman} y drivers. 1 y
F. W. .I A OD I, JR,
'nnlsun W

I 1
Stores, Pariahlel Bar-Set Ranges,
Furnaces and. Steam Beaters,

Tin, Sheet Iron, Copper, Wooden, Glass
and Crockery Ware.
REFRIGERATORS & HOUSE FURNISHINO GOODS
Generally. A Full line of
CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES.

Plumbing, Gas and Steam Fittingi and Hot Arr
Engineering. Agent for the lchardson
.i; lioyuton Co's.

Furnaces and Ranges,
Also agent for the Economy
STEAM 8; Warm Ara Communion HEATER-

All kinds of Ornamental and Plain Slateing, Tin
and 'l‘ln Shingle Roofing.

Repairing Done by Experienced Workmen at
Short Notice.

53 ”GILL STREET,

NOBWALK. CONN.

 

same cunts ro hammers
H A R N E S S

ocom tewilhlar concerns I have taken th
Tagenclyeof one of tng eldest ahd largest estab-
lishments in the state forthe sale of

5.8mm: Halters Sur-
3am3:811:31”, Collars, its:

I‘elml also Make

The Harness to Order

as usual, at the old stand,

No.7 WATER STREET.

here i will kee a regularline of Whips Sponges
' Chamois, brunet-,1: _ Feed sign,
Travehng Bags. 0.

J. F. Peckwell.
money to Loan.

En ulre of o. n. wrrsomuo. a oueue
ng, orwalk. Conn.

 

Bulld-
ma

 

J. G. Gregory it Go. I

Desire to state that in addition to a mu .ilne of
Drugs, Proprietary Medicines and Drugststo’ '
undries they are prepared to receive
orders for

Silk, Cotton or Linen

ELASTIC HOSE

For varicose or enlarged veins. Warranted to
lit, and at reduced rates.

They also desire to state that they have accepted
the agency of the New York Vaccine 00., and will
keep a‘supply of

PUREiBlWllIEllCIIINElVlRUS

Constantly on-hand.

They have In stock Electric Batteries. which '

will be sold at close figures. They carry also a full
assortment of Keystone Writing Paper Packers.

 

H1155 Bros...

Restaurant, Gale anilmokinr Roam,
Grand. centralisation,

421) Srnrtrr'r AND 4m Avssun, N aw Your: 1

Entrance from waltin room, New York, New '
Haven and Hartford r road. . ms

Hatch. BRllR)& Co

MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN

limo, TIMBER,

Shingles, Lath,’

 

Doors, Sash», .

Blinds, .Mowldmg',

Window Frames, :

Picll'els, J't'.
laseersd Hard Wood Work.

Ham Wood Ceiling and flooring.

South Norwalk, Conn.

Seven YearsExper-lence n U. S. Patent Office.

 

Geo. R. Byington,

SOLICITOR 0F

PATENTS.

Fireman’s Insurance Building,

wasnmcrou. .c.

Extension Cue- bofzre congress n Spoil-Tilly

 

CHOICE

Building Lots

F‘OR §§ALE
On Wilton Avenue

Apply to

B. J. S'I‘URGES. or 0. E. “'I’LSON.
GAZETTE BUILDING fit!

 

F. H. PECK WELL,

ARCHITECT

No. 7 WATER STREET,
:AGENT ron

Gill crt Lock Company.
Dibble Manufacturing Company's door
knobs.

New York Wood Turning Company.
Corner Blocks for window casings.
Round and Square Turned Balusters.
H H H H Newels.
Plain and Double Moulded Stair Rails.

Also Flat Moulded Door and Window
Casings furnished at short notice.

GENERAL MARKET.

Meat. Fish, Vogetablesfidrc.

LOCKWOOI) It ANDREWS.

MAIN STREET.

All kinds of the best qualities of Meals, Fish,
Clams, Vegetables, etc., are kept constantly on
hand. and will be sold by usns low as can be pro-
cured at any market in Norwalk. We intend to
prove to our customers that we deserve their
patronage by fair and generous dealing.

iy-ill LOCKWOOD .b ANDREWS.

 

 

LESSONS nr FRENCH,
MISS BAIRD’S INSTITUTE.

Prof. LaLande.

Widely known as the director of the French Depart-
ment of the Summer School of Languages at
Cbutanqua. will come twice a week to Miss Baird’s
Institute to give Lessons in French. A limited
number of upils outside of the school will be
admitted tot csc classes.

For circulars and other information apgly to
M188 N. F. AIRD.

 

JOHN H. ’ Sill'l ll,

FLORIST,

EAST SIDE OF MAIN STREET. SOUTH
OF RAILROAD

City of South Nor-walk. Conn
Plants &Flowers at all seasons

flowers for Funerals furnrshed sndtastefully
arranged to order at short notice.

be found
I Ills PIPER “in..." “has“;
aver-thin. Bum ( Spruce
mm... HEW VIIIIII
a

tilingcontractsmny
to Let.

be made for it In
A24 Dozen rm Factory, with” Horse Power

 

rectory
Boiler, will be let on reasonable terms. Can
be used and is suitable for other purposes.

A ,oruidrees
pgldsnru snrirnnnn, .

 

“35 Nor-walk, Conn.

 

m
PO '

Absolutely Pine.

This Powder never varies. A‘ marvel of pure
strength and wholeaomenesw. More economic
than the ordinary kinds, and cannot be Ioldincom-
mango: filth thgnmulgii‘unde orator»: test, short

. W um 02 U I .
'Rov'ah Bursa Pagans (llgfioXWmStq N. Y.

 

Gr! O.WLRD “maintain,
'1 earnestness cranium. brunt,
erliIILY- GROCERIES-

. J. BELDENhURLRUTT.

 

. ‘ "lunar all Counsellor at in,

Room No. 4. upstairs.
GAZETTE BUILDING, NORWAILk, cons

runs 1!. manna,

 

4f itinerant tunnels at Law

'a douche Building.
.NORWALK, . ' CONN.

ALEX. s. GIBSON,

Organist of lot cmgmlfcmrch, Waterbury,
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Pianoforte, Organ and Musical
Composition,

Lock Box 39 P.'0.. NORWALK.‘ CONN.

=-......wmuau
MERCHANT T-A'IELOR.
WEEKS' BUILDING, WALL STREET.
A run. m 0!

Imported and Domestic Cloths.

of, the Latest Styles, constantly en hand.
fittings. Satisfactl

 

 

sacraments... ~ rm
PENSIONS
—-:m:—

Government Claims.

My sole business. Thousands have Rights
Neg.ected. Address, free of charge, or visit,

GEN. w. E. NOBLE,

91 Stratford' Avenue, Bridgeport, Conn

W. H. MEEKéER,

54 Main Street,
sourn NORWALK. cons, '

Practical' Pluméber,

Steam and Gas Fitters, Dealers in P1 'mbers’ no
Steam Fltters’ Supplied and Gas
1]”.

Jobbing promptly attended to.
O. E. WI LSO N,
General hsuuce Ir Real Rs ‘te Agent
.. Money to Loa . -

 

 

 

' 3mm canine mangxorvnxgcom

INA INSURANCE c... of HARTFORD.
Incorporated 1811. Charter Perpetual.

CAPITAL AND ASSETS, ”$02,273.64.

insures against loss and damage b Fire, on
terms adoptcdtothe hazard and cons stem with
the laws of compsnsotion. COWLES a MERRILL,
Sole Agents for orwalk and vicinity.

 

THE
Norwalk Fire Insurance Co.

Bus now completed its
18th SUGGESIUL BUSINBS run

And has not outstanding a dollar of unpaid losses

or ell-cigars for losses. No min company insure:

W. 0. Sum, Pm, S. R. Otis-nan. Trees,
are. R. (townie. Secretary.

 

A. CARD.

Having pn::.ased the

FURNITURE BUSIN ESS,

Recently carried on by WILLIAM Lockwoon at

No. 36 MAIN STREET.

I am prepared to meet the wants of all prospective
purchasers of furniture, both STAPLE All!
ORNAMENT“. l have on hand a large
stock which I will sell

VERY CHEAP FOR CASH

lshalibeplessed to meet all old or new friends
and will guarantee satisfaction in
every case.

QFORGE H. RAYMOND.

 

PETER L. duress,

FLORIST HUIl YMAN,

UN ION A V EN UE,
North of Norwelk Cemetery;

uonwsag, - - cams.

Dealer in In Green House and Hot House and
Bedding and Vegetable I'iunts, Fruit and Ornamen
tnl Trees Shrubbery, Vines. Cut Flowers alway
on hand and all sorts of designsin Flowers arranged
to order. clys

‘ Grading and Re-filling Cemetery Plots
‘ promptly attended to.

FOR SALE.

A STYLISH

VICTORIA,

. Newly Trimmed and Painted.
A Fine Family Carriage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will be sold at a very low price.
HENRY TILLY,
CARRIAGE MAKER,

SOUTH NOR WALK.

 

Fnknlnrcx A. linear Tampons Harem,
Former) of New Yorh Men. of Con. Stock and
took Ex. Pet. Ex.
1103er B. Bacn.

Theo. Haight & Co.
BANKERS it BROKERS.

47 BROADWAY.

Transact a General Banking business, only and sell
Stocks, Bonds or Oil for cash or on mar
Stock trades can be made in ten shares and up-
wards on the Consolidated Stock and Petrole-
um Exchange.

COMMSSION. [-16 EACH WAY.

Orders executed in Grain at New York and
Chicago. . sum

 

Don’t :Do It! I

Don’t send your laundry work out of town, when
you can have it done at home in, in first-class st 1e
and at reasonable glues. Call or send ,for p co
list. Goods firm at the laundry by Thursday
morning to insure delivery on Saturday. Open
evenings until 8 o’clock.

Old Well Launch-y. -
030. W. W02. Hangar.

8? WASHINGTON STREET, SOUTH NORWALI.

 

To: Sale.

Handsome Roll Top Mahogany Writing Desk,

in first-class condition. price :15. Alsola

Chestnut Standing Desk very cheap. Enquire at
Gum's Orrrcl.

. to-day may. be a mountain a

 

—-Sunl_r§.ams-

“Welcome the coming, rob the parts _.
mgdgueet’f is the motto of the seaside
inn 0rd. .

negro

Youn ho efdl on ‘seein a
g p e)--*-'.' ma,is

baby for the “first
that a spoiled child ?"

“Can you‘tell me what a smile is?"
asked a. gentleman of a little girl.
“ Yes, sir; it is the whisper of a laugh."

“What a beautiful form!" exclaimed
Miss Titelace, the first time she saw an
a; »“ such a long, thin waist, you

ow." . .

A writer says that “dress is a
woman's eat conundrum.” But rt is
hoped the she will neverbe compelled
“to give it up.”

An exchange, says that ice two inches
thickrwille'support a man. In mid-
summer rtr general] so ports the ice
man and his entire amii', y.-

The habit or abbreviatin everything
one writes is a bad one. T e other day
a contemporary spoke of a lady appear-
ing at the theatre “in eve. costume.”

“Pfipaf’ asked Johnny, " what does
embo rment of unmitigated asininity
mean?": “It means the other fellow,’
,Eeplicd the pa, who is aHarlem poli-

rcian. - '

- “ hi you ever ask any one else to be
your of” she queried in much doubt.
“ N o, darling,” he answered tenderly;
“I assure you thrs is my maiden effort.

We understand that a young gentle-
man in one of the rural towns of Con-
necticut is wearing a had won by his
father’s cow at a ea c show. He
would makes great man in politics.

Wevaro glad that we didn’t live in
ancient trmes and have to wear late
armor. It musthave been mighty rd
work for a fellow to reach over and
scratch his back againsta telegraph

, pole when he was-on full-dress parade.

A_ Boston girl was thrown from her
camagfi and m reply as to whether she
was b said: “ I really believe I have
fractured the extensor oasis metacarpi
£1?th: menus." She had broken her

um .

“You did not pa ve close atten-
tiontothe sermon, fear, hismorning."
" 0h! ages, I did, mamma." “We
what d the minister say ?” “He sal
the picmc would start at ten o’clock on
Thursday morning.”

“Is it a sin," asked a fashionable
lad of her spiritual director, “for me
to eel pleasure when a gentleman says
t[lam hiaiggsome :1” “ It is, mg dogghter,"

0 rep v ;' we s on never
iehghtmfglr‘sehooyd” ” ,

“ What about stockings?" demands a
fashionable paper. 'If the bold, bad
editor who asked such a question in
pubhc prrnt_will excuse the burning
blushes of lus daily contemporary, we

would timidly suggest g-rt-rs.

Overheard yesterday in a street car
—“I tnedto '88 my wife at the front
door to—mght as I was leavin home,
and do_ you know she wouldn’ let me.
She sard she didn’t want the nei hbors
to be taking her for the hired girll” ~

“Oh, dear,” si hed Widow Jones “if
John had 0 ymadeawilltere
wouldn’t be all this trouble about the
property." “Do the lawyers bother
you ?” “ Bother me? they almost worry
me to death. I declare,I sometimes
almost wish that John hadn’t died.”

Fair Customer—“ And you can melt
up these spoons, you say, and make
new ones.” Jeweler—“0h, yes, easily.
I suppose the same marking will do for
the new ones ?” Fair Customer—“ Yes,
you needn’t melt the marking, Mr.
Sprugs. Just saw that expense.’

A scientist says the earth’s surface
is slowly changing, and what is a valley
million
years hence. .Aman who contem lates
erectrn a resrdence in thc‘valley ould
remem r this andtbe' prepared to find
his house on the top of a high moun-
tain m the year 1,001,886.

“ Young man,” said the. village editor
severely to the aspiring poet who had
broughtjn one of. his latest efforts for

ubhcatron, “this poem of ‘Lucy’s

harms’ is not bad as a whole, but
that second verse beginning ‘Her eyes,
my soul! her eyes. is certainly the most
flagrant lagiarism. You’ll find that
in every ethodist hymn boo .”

A British soldier, on foreign service,
recently wrote the followin terse, but
pithy epistle to his wife: “ ear Mary
—I hamt hered from you for so lon
that I hev forgot you and got marri
to a Egu tain woman. Trustin’ this
won’t ma 9 no difierents in our rela-
shunshr when I comes back, I ham
your _ ekshunate husband, J— W—.”

In one of our Western exchanges the
following advertisement recently ap-
peared: “My wife Jenny ran away, or
was taken away, from me a week ago.
The first person who returns her I will
shoot on the spot.” Now, there is a
man who (probably knows when he is
in luck an is bound that no unforeseen
crrgumstance shall upset his apple.
on .

“ I—I think I have stumbled into the
wrong ofiice,” explained a stranger.
who opened the door of 8 Cincinnati
lawyers den. “ Well, that de ends
If on are in business and desire 0 fall
an pa ten cents on the dollar, this is
the rrg t ofiice.”_ “Oh, but I’m one of
the creditors of Just such a man, and I
wanted—" “ Certainly; come in. I’ll
either et our claimin full or have the
scoun e1 dicted for fraud.”

At breakfast he began to play with
the crust stand. His a a. told him
not to do so. He persis and at last
upset it and spilled the red pepper on
the table cloth. His pa a said: “Now,
Allen, you were drsob but and upset
the pepper castor and I should make
the pumshment fit the crime by putting
some of the red 1gpper on your tongue.
He looked up 8 a flash and asked:
“Would the punishment be the same,
papa, if I upset the sugar-bowl ?”

fc—“I hear ou’re going to be
married, old fellow.’ Lover—“ Yes, I
am, to a charming rl, too." Cynic-
“Can she cook?” over—“Um—well
—a—I believe not.” c-“ Can she
sweep out a room ?” over—“I think
not.” c-“Just as I thought.
Like all t e girls of to-dayl I’d marry
myself if I could find the right kind of
a gir .” Lover—(ea 'cally)—"
dear fellow, did you evertry an in -
ll ence office? I dhave gone there my«
ee fIfIwantedaeook."

In Front of the Capitol.

On the western front of the Capitol,
on the second terrace,is a small oval
pond fenced with high, thick railings.
In it is a little water, a good deal of ice
and a dozen or two small-sized gold
fish. I am told that it costs the govern-
ment thirty dollars apiece per annum
to keep those fish. Of course, they have
to be fed, cared for and taken out of
the pond when it freezes solid, and
boarded around until it thaws again;
but the main expense, I am told, grows
out of the attempts which have been
made to block the little game of a
stalwart catfish which comes up the big
drain pipe from the Potomac, half a
mile off, and eats up the spawn of the
goldfish. It has been the custom to
drain the pond and make amid upon
him three or four times a year. In
each case, of’course, he has quietly
gone down the drain to his native
river. -

A Bashfnl Man.

A story, is told by the Nantucket
Inquirer of a young married man in
town, which will bear repeating. The
young man, during his “courtrn' g”
days, was very bashful. One day he
was invited to attend a tea party at

~ the house of a pious uncle of his sweet-

heart, and when asked to the table,
the good hostessrcquestcd him to ask
a blessing, which. so“broke up” the
already bewildered young man, that
be unconsciously stammered out: “I
don’t care for any, thank you."

Such earthquake poetry as has been
Written isno great 11:31:93, up to date.

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