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AKER’
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‘ ‘ ’-‘Warrnnted absolutely pure
~ @6000, from which the excess of
times of! strength of Cocoa mixed
with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar.
" and is therefore for more economi-
cal. costing (us than one can: a
’ ' cup. It is delicious, nourishing.
strengthening, easily digested, and
admirably adapted for invaiids as
well as for persons in he th.
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All are charmed and satisfied with its workings
We are now prepared to offer to the public our
Spring Stock of Goods comprising many
many new varieties and popular styles in
GLASS (ii EARTHENWARE,
The details of which would takeztoo much space
TO SEE IS TO DESIRE. Our goods are on
exhibition and tendered at the Lowest Prices.
Our Stock of
Lamps, Shades and Fixtures,
Of all kinds, is complete.
We would call attention to our stock of
Kitchen Furnishing Goods,
Ranges and Oil Stoves,
And all other articles needed in the culinary or
laundry department. .
--——Wc offer for sale the best——
[Linseed Oil and Iron Glad / ‘uim .’
And do jabbing in
TIN,V_SHEET IRON AND COPPER.
tidal-villain ai- Pnnulal. Prices!
Variable as to quality of tin. It is astonishing
how few:of;the bestbrands are used. A good
foundation and roof are the first requisites in
building asnhstantial house. We invite ’all who
are in need of anythiugi'n our line to give us ii
F...H..Nacthro,
South Norwalk.
‘ stores. If. is called “
Oil has been removed. It hasthres. ,
ifocus AND nuns.
“Women’s work if never done.” This
suggests a marked similarity between
women's work and the undercrust of
some women's pie.—N. Y. Graphic.
Know 'l‘li self b reading the “Science
of Life," thgbest myedical work published
for young and middle—aged men.
-oeo——-
Ofilca seekers are more discouraged
since the President’s marriage than evcr..
It appears that Mrs. Cleveland plays the
piano.—Loweil Citizen. , '
A citizen speaking of the Compound
Quinine Plaster, said: ""I‘he best and
mos: rapid in etect of any plaster I’ve
ever tried.” ,
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Those who use Carbolinc, as now im-
proved and perfected, tho-great petroleum
hair renewcr, are always distinguished by
the beautiful soft texture of the hair pro-
duced by the most exquisite of all icilct
preparations.
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A nautical view -. Mamma—‘.‘Don’t you
know that your father is the mainstay of
the family i” Freddy—Golly, ain’t be
though! and the speaker, too.”—Life.
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i-iis OPINION or run neuron. PROFESSION
usasriva 'ro PEARL'S wnrrn chosBiNn.
* * 'f I have used some ofyour soap
and think it the finetstlfor the skin in the
market. Res ect u y,
El. L. FIELDER, M. D.,
Eclectic P. 0., Elmore Co., Ala.
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A man who advertised: “How to
Make Fifty Dollars a Week at Your Own
Home—No Capital Necessary," was
bounced from his boarding house a few
days ago for being unable to pay a two
week’s beard bill.—Norristown Herald.
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Prompt relief in sick headache, ' dizzi-
ncss, nausea, constipation, pain In the
side, etc., guaranteed to those using
Carter’s Little ,Liver Pills. One pill a
dose. 25cents.
The manufacturer of pyrotechnics
doesn’t illuminate his house With Roman
candles, but when his wife presents him
with an heir he makes the sky-rocket.—
N orristown Herald.
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coon .AND RELIABLE.
A good and reliable femilymcdiciue is
Sulphur Bitters. Every spun for six
years I have been troubled With bails.
Since I began using Sulphur Bitters I have
not had a single one. ‘ You can rel on
Sulphur Bitters every time.-—Editor eek-
ly News.
If you are in doubt as to whether, or no
advertising pays just try to hold-5.:your.§
own eating green peas With a twogtined'_
fork, when .evierybcdy else is using-s
spoon.——Danville Breeze.
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Many people wonder why the» ham,-
bacon and other rk products they pur-
chase are so lack ng in flavor and sweet-
ness. It is because they do not get those
manufactured by Sperry & Barnes, New
Haven. Try them. and beccnvinced.
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We recommend Carter’s, Iron Pills to
every woman who is weak, nervous and
discouraged; particularly those who have
thin, pale lips, cold hands and feet,. and
who are without strength or ambition.
These are the cases for which Carter’s
Iron Pills are specially prepared, and this
class cannotuse them without benefit.
Valuable for men also. In metal boxes at
50 cents. Sold by druggists -or sent by
mail. See advertisement elsewhere.
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The girls are not scared a bit by the
recent cases of poisoned ice cream, notes
the Minneapolis Tribune. “They rush
into the jaws of death—at fifteen cents a
jaw—just as they used to."
The pain and misery sufferedby those
who are afflicted with dyspepsia are in-
describable. The distress of the body is
equalled or surpassed by the confusion
and tortures ofthe mind, thus making its
victims suffer double afiliction. The re-
lief which is given by Hood’s Sarsaparillu
has caused thousands to be thankful for
this great medicine. It dispels the causes
of dyspepsia, and tones up the digestive
organs. Try Hood's Sarsaparilla.
Lightning has not got good sense. It
destroyed a valuable mule in a Texas
town the other day, and never touched
the building in which seven lawyers have
their offices—Texas Siftings.
A FOOL AND HIS HONEY SOON PART.
How true some of those old sayings
are. Afriend of mine paid a traveling
quack $50 to cure him of Scrofuhi, from
which he had suffered two years. He
gave him a bottle of stuff which only
aggravated the disease. When he. went
to consult him the second time the quack
had left for parts unknown. Upon learn-
in. the circumstances I recommended
Su phur Bitters. Five bottles cured him.
—Editor Courier and Journal.
06
A Chicago paper advertises that its
price is “two cents ;” in the country “three
cents." The citizens of St. Louis are
complaining about the extra ccnt.—~Pliila-
iielphia Call.
O.
300 BUSHILS roraroas rim scan.
II. J. Baker & Bro., N. Y.
GxannMxxz—I have used your Potato
Manure at the rate of from 600 to 800 lbs.
per acre with only a slight dressing of
stable manure, and had a yield this season
of from 220 to 300 bushels per acre of nice
potatoes. I think it pays well to use your
fertilizers. Marianna. J ouxson,
‘: Dec. 14, 1885. Oakville, Conn. p
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“Where is the best place to get fat '1’"
asked a thin housekeeper of a neighbor.
,“All over," was the unexpected reply.—
d’ittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
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HAY Fiivxn Surnames—The number of
people annually afflicted with this most
annoying malady seems to be greatly on
the increase. ‘ 's ‘ The editor of this
journal is an annual victim, ,and, with a
view to discover a specific cure, has tried
numerous remedim. Of these “Eiy’s
Cream Balm" is by all odds the quickest
and most satisfactory, two applications
greatly allaying the usual symptoms in
the nose and eyes. We.\vonld recom-
mend its use by all subject to hay fever,
and we gladly bear unsolicited testimony
to its efficiency in our own case. r 1' *
~Media, Pa.,'Rccord.
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A Hudson river yacht is named “Corn,"
which would seem to be a more appropri-
ate name for a tow boat.—Boston Com-
mercial Bulletin. -
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Till! DIIT 0F INFANTS
Is a matter of the greatest importance,
especially during hot weather. If the
bowels become deranged, the stomach
irritated, and .the system impoverished,
there is great danger, but when Lactaied
Food is used it can be depended upon to
keep the little one in perfect health. It is
very similar to mother’s milk in. composi-
tion and effect, and has given the greatest
satisfaction wherever used. Three sizes:
25 cents, 50 cents, :81. Sold by druggists.
9
It takes about one hundred men to sup-
port a rum mill, but the mill only supports
(éntfi man. This is ~strange.—Philadclphia
a .
Open letter from United States Guagcr
James H. Peck, of West Haven, Conn.
Wear Haven, Conn., March _1, 1886.
Messrs. Lewis & Co., New Haven, Ct.
Gnurmuxm—‘For the past two years I
have been a great sufferer from malaria
and kidneytroubles. I was induced to
give your Lewis’ Red Jacket Bitters a
trial, and I now am happy to say to you
that after using five bottles, I am now a
well man. I have used no other medi-
cine during the time I was taking your
Red Jacket. Bitters, and my recovery is
entirely attributed" to your hitters. I
cheerfully recolnniendrthem to all who are
suflcring with theaib'ove troubles.
Respectfully .yours,
xJAinzs H. Pack.
It looks like a great waste for one girl
to be occupying a three story hat.——Ken-
tucky State Journal. '
May prove to be u‘Godsend and a Blessing.
Last year Lieut. Moxie and some friends accl-
dentally discovered a liarrnless,.tasteless, plant in
the South American province-of “Matte Grosso,"
that had been generally used as fodder. Some of
the women-there used if: as ours do catnip. ten. It
had such a remarkable effect on some of the
weakly members of the part they brought a large
bale to the United States. i was tested by lead-
ing physicians, who find it the best nerve food yet
discovered. It made nervous exhausted people
strong and hearty at once, without showing the
least stimulating effect or reaction, and recovered
a number ofold cases of helpless paralysis, and
even insanity, caused by nervous exhaustion. But i
its most remarkable characteristic is it takes away
Houseflold.‘
BREAKFAST norms wrrnour sons.—
Two eggs. 1} cupfuls of sweet milk, a
teaspoonful of salt, and flour enough] to
make a thick batter. These must be
baked in an iron gem pan to be asuccess,
and a quick oven is desirable.
Pon'ro rams-us. —- Grate six cold-
boiled potatoes; add one pint of cream
as other fritters; the yolks of three eggs;
then the beaten whites; a little salt, and
fry in hot lard. They are delicious.
Peon inN's resume. —Into two quarts
of boiling water, stir six heaping table-
spoonsful of meal. a little salt, and a
piece of butter the size of an egg. When
nearly cold, add three well-beaten eggs.
and eight tablespoonsful of sugar or
molasses, and spice to taste.
To coon Home—Take three cups of
water to one cup of hominy; boil slowly
for three-quarters of an hour; the longer
it boils the better it is; then add half a
cupful of sweet milk to one cup of
hominy, then boil ten minutes more;
stir it frequently while boiling.
Sirnaai wnna'r renown—One cup of
sugar. one cup sweet milk, two cups
flour, two eggs. three tablespoonsful of
butter, two teaspoonsful cream tartar,
one teaspocnful of soda; one cup of
chopped raisins improves it. Steam one
and a half hours. Serve with sauce.
anizsn mesons. — Take as much
cheese as yon‘want for your biscuit, and
with skim-milk mix it into a very stiff
paste, after which roll it out to about the
thickness of a penny, then cut into small
pieces the size of a quarter-dollar, and,
rolling very thin, bake in a quick oven.
Bsxnn INDIAN resume—One quart
of milk boiling; slit in meal to make a
thick batter, and one handful of flour.
Before the milk boils put in one cup of
Remove; from the fire and add two
quarts cold milk and raisins. Bake
three hours.
Bananas men—An excellent dish
for breakfast is made of six eggs and
three tablespoonsful of ham chopped
very finer beat the eggs. and, after
melting a lump of butter in the frying-
pan, drop the eggs into it and stir the
health; the ham has, of course, been
cooked. either fried or boiled; season
with pepper. This is a good way to use
up pieces of meat that are left from
dinner.
» Tona'ro soon—Take two pints of
stock (as given in receipt for stock), one
pint of water, three great spoonsful of
rice. and boil till rice is soft. Take a
can of tomatoes and rub through a sieve.
Add .this to the stock and season to
taste. it little cream and a spoonful of
sugar improve it. If not thick enough,
smooth it little corn starch and boil up
in it. '
‘OaNAmrN'ran meme can be made of
cardboard. painted brown. and then
covered with pieces of irregular cork,
previously strung together on thread.
The handle is composed of loosely platted
strings of cork, either three or four, kept
down by stitches of brown cotton. The
edge of the basket is done inimuoh the
some way, the rest being put on in plain
or twisted rows. This is a mpital way
of using up old corks and nmusos chil-
dren for hours. The basket is afterward
lined with satin, plush or cashmere.
Flower pot cases and boxes can be
treated in the some way. .
Gnossr s'rancm—Tzike two ounces of
while gum til'ltblc powder. put into a
pitcher and pour on it a pint of boiling
water, according to the degree of
strength you desire, and then, having
covered it, let it stand all night. In the
morning pour it carefully from the dregs
into ii. oleim boitlc-«kocp it for use. A
, tnblcapoouful of gum wateb stirred into
' a pint of starch that has been made in
the usual manner will give lawns, either
black or printed, it look of newness,
when nothing else can restore them
after washing. t is also good, much
diluted. for thin white muslin mid
bobbiuct.
Baum) claims are relished by many
persons. Wash fifty soft claims thor-
oughly; out four large. cold, boiled po-
iiiiocs in very thin slices, and mince one
largo, boiled, white onion very fine.
Butter a baking-dish and put in it a
layer of clams. then a layer of the pots.-
to with a little of the onion, ii dash of
black and cayenne pepper mixed, 0 very
little powdered much, a little butter and
some finely rolled butter or soda crack-
ers. Repeat this until all the clams are
used, then pour over- all equal parts of
milk and water to fill the dish two—thirds
full. Cover with a good paste, or, if
preferred. with the rolled crackers, pub
ting here and there bits of butter on
top, and bake threoqum-tors of an hour
in a hot oven.
SPINACH is one of the most wholesome
vegetables It has been called by a
French physician “ the broom of the
stomach." It may be simply boiled in
salt and water, drained, finely chopped
and then returned to the saucepan with
some butter, set on the fire until the
butter is melted and then served. Spin-
ach a la creme is delicious. Boil and
chop the spinach in the usual way. Set
it on the fire in a saucepan and stir until
it. is perfectly dry, add two ounces of
butter and stir for five or six minutes.
For each two quarts of spinach add two
tablespoonsful' of cream and stir again
for five minutes and then tuke it from
the fire. Stir in one dunes of butler fills]
serve hot, garnishing with llili‘ll-lhlllt'il
egg; and croutons. ‘l'iiw eggs should in:
cut in quarters or six’rlis.
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mu ABUSE 0F Nancortcs.
Without going so far as to affirm the
sweeping proposition that ”it is now
the exception to find a man or woman of
middle age who is not more or less
addicted to the abuse of morphin. chlo-
ral, bromide of potassium, or other
sleep inducers or pain relievers," we
agree with the Lancet that such drugs
are in too common use. We doubt,
however, whether there is much profit
in warning people against them. There
can be few who do not know that a fre-
one purpose or another, almost inevit-
ably createsiapermanent craving which
at last renders the-victim perfectly reck-
less of consequences. This is as fully
recognized as that excessive indulgence
in stimulants or tea or tobacco produces
injurious efibots on the constitution. uIn
spite of that knowledge, however. men
continue drinking until they become
dipsomaniacs, or smoking until nicotine
poisoning sets in. while members of the
other sex‘siili ruin their nervous system
by continual tea. Our contemporary says
a timely word, however, when depre-
narcotics by medical practitioners. It
is often the doctor who first teaches the
evil habit, and once taught, it is as diffi-
cult to shake 08 as opium smoking.
That sedatives and anodynes are neees~
sary in some cases is, of course, unde-
niable. But chloral is often ordered
when there is nothing more the matter
than some temporary disorder of this or
that organ, consequent upon fashionable
rocketing. A few days of wholesome
life, on the “early to bed. early to rise
system." would generally effect a cure;
I but the sufferer refuses to make that
sacrifice, and the doctor thereupon
the appetite for liquor at once and completely. in
Lowell, Muss, where it was first teste , hundreds
of old drunkards have been cured by it, and they »
say it leavesa more solid; pleasurable eficct on
the nervous system.anii.no reaction. It is very
popular with weakly overworked people, Who say
they can endure twice their usual labor when
ng it, with iess.fatlgue,. .It bri a sweet, re~ ’
ti'eshingialeep'sndgs-food sppeiitfi-j ts reputation I
is spreadiugllke‘w ldfire‘." 'It stopped half the
liquor trade in Lowell the first six months. The l
rum dealers first fought it. but are now selling it,
getting as goods prolitas on: liquor. The church
and clergy are advocating “8 use to fight the rum
trade. 140,000 bottles were used in Lowell the
first six months and the are still taking it worse
than ever. It is cro pug out here in the drug
oxie Nerve Food.”
exhibits some pernicious drug as a “pick
me, up. " -
sible drinks for the voice. but none in
excess. Cocoa is the most beneficial; it
should never be made too strong. A cup
of thin cocoa, just warm, is more to be
recommended between the exertions of
singing than any alcoholic beverage.
Tea also must not be taken too strong,
nor when it has drawn too long.
or milk. and flour enough to make stiff ‘
molasses. one tenspomtul of ginger.
items of Interest. .
There are 847 female blacksmiths in
England. all of whom actually. swing
heavy hammers and do men's work.
By a very careful test it has been found
that‘the strength of a bushma'n’s forearm
compares with that of an Englishman of
the some weight as 55 to 85.
It is thought that a dozen shots from
the new German bomb, charged with
dynamite shells, would destroy the
strongest fortifications in the world.
Paper from seaweed is a growing indus-
try iu France. It is so transparent that
it has been used in the place of glass for
windows. Making paper from seaweed
is said to be a flourishing art in
Japan.
Between New York and the Gulf of
Mexico there are only four natural
entrances to harbors where the depth at
mean low water is over sixteen feet,
while the largest ships draw from 26 to
28} feet.
A Montana suicide evidently believed
in the Indian superstition that his dog
would hear him company in the next
world. So before drowning himself he
tied a heavy stone to his dog's neck and
threw him into the lake.
In her were with Turkey between 1707
and 1774, Russia did not employ priva-
cers. In the eighteenth century priva-
teering had become an organized piracy,
and almost every treaty attempted, but
in vain, to rest_rain it. -
The Lamina were believed to be maliga
nant spirits of the female sex, who
wandered about at night in the guise of
old hugs, sucking the blood and devour-
ing the flesh of human beings, more
especially young children. This super-
stition originated in Egypt, whence it
was adopted into Greece and Italy.
The so-called fairy rings in old Eng-
lish'pastures. little circles of a brighter
green, within which it was supposed the
fairies danced by night, are now‘knowu
toresult from the out-spreading propaga-
tion of a particular mushroom, the fairy-
ringeil fungus, by which the ground is
mauiired for a richer following vege-
tation. ‘
succeeded in replacing glass eyes with
the front part of rabbits' eyes. The coat
is stitched fast to the ball of a sightiess
human eye, and made to adhere, so that
it causes no further trouble and looks as
wall as the natural eye. It is, of course,
sightiess, but it is far less bother than a
glass one.
A French physician nsscrts,that he has
discovered a soporifie whose effects can
This will, he says, enable travellers to
sleep comfortably and confidently during
along journey. He measures his dose
by miles. Thus you can take a fifty-
mile dose before starting on a railway
journey, and open your eyes, pleasantly
refreshed, at your proper-station.
The weeping willow, says the Garden,
seems to have had a romantic history.
The first scion was sent from Smyrna in
short of figs to Alexander Pope. Gen.
Clinton brought o. shoot from Pope's
tree to America in the time of the Revo—
lution, which, passing into the hands of
John Parke Custis, was planted on his
estate in Virginia, thus becoming the
progenitor of the weeping willow in
America.
Acancerous affection of the nose has
been known to follow too free a use of
clumsy salt bottles. The combination
of chemical salts, cologne spirits and
other perfume or stimulants used in
these slug-like bottles, acts upon the
metallic trimmings of the bottles and
create a substance that effects the nose
and nostrils in a manner that cannot
fail to impair their beauty and interfere
with their future comport and enjoyment.
There is a salt deposit in Lincoln
county, Nevada, two miles long, half-n.-
mile wide and of unknown depth, though
in places it is shown to be sixty feet
thick. It has been traced nine miles on
the surface. It is of old formation,
covered in some places by basaltic rock
and volcanic tutu. There is another
great deposit of rock salt in Churchill
county, and the great Humboldt salt
field is some fifteen miles long by six
wide. Soda, boron: and other valuable
minerals also exist in large quantities
near these localities.
A natural iron-paint mine, of inex-
haustible quantity, has been discovered
in the town of Epsom, NIH. The de-
posit begins at the very, grass root, and
is fifteen to eighteen feet deep. There
is a large and valuable deposit of ochre
of various colors, from a. beautiful crimson
to gray, by the side of the Southern
railroad, two and one-half miles north
of Somerset, Ky. The New Hampshire
paint is said to be as good as Italian
sienna. Perhaps that of Pulaski county,
Ky., is also. The former requires no
grinding or working over.
Beef is never seen on a Chinese table,
oxen and cows capable of working the
plough being accounted too valuable to
the farmer to be consigned to the butcher.
Very severe penalties are attached to the
slaughter of these animals. The pun-
ishment for the first cfi'ence is a hundred
strokes with a bamboo, and then two
months in the wooden collar. Should
love of beef or desire of gain induce a
rcpitition of the crime, a second judicial
(logging is followed by exile for life
{30:11 the province.
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Nut lung ngoa'Wcsti-rn former was
fin-u] for pulling stones among wool
ofi‘t-rcd for sale. Now of course the
farmer had no business to put those
sloncs in tho wool. The stones were of
no benefit to the wool, and the whole
purpose was to make it weigh heavier.
But there's another end of the matter.
Suppose that farmer had gone intoa
store in his town and bought a piece of
cloth The merchant had purchased it
for all wool, and therefore, of course,
sold it to the farmer for the same.
Then suppose the farmer, after getting
home, had discovered that the cloth was
quent resort to narcotics, whether for 4
eating the too frequent prescription of V
a cotton mix. what'coifld lie nine done
about it ? Would he have had the mer-
chant crrested? Would he have had
any redress? Certainly not. And yet
the proportion of stone-weight in the
wagon-load of wool ‘he sold to the mer-
chant may have been-no greater than
the proportion of cotton in the cloth
the merchant sold him. - The stone did
the woolno-good, nor did the cotton do
the cloth any good. Both would have
been better if all-wool. ' The stone and
the cottoniwere put in- on purposejo
cheat... .One was curbed as the other.
All adulteration is fraud. A little cotton
in “all wocl'! cloth is likely to deceive
even the smartest." Beech, horse-chest-
nut and willow leaves ground up with
fee would fool the farmer or any of us.
Pepper is sold for peppermnd yet it
may be largely composed. of ~ linseed
meal, mustard” buckwheat flour, saga,
rice flour, pea com-,0: sawdust. ‘ These
things-are'put into the-pepper to about
us. and how can we help ourselves?
Even themustcrd-which' the farmer
buys may be partly’made of‘wheat fiour
grown Vonihis own-farm, colored with
yellow ochre, and sharpened with city-
enne pepper and ginger. :' This pepper .
may be made- of ground-rice, turmeric
and the mustard husband celored with
red lead,- and.-the,:ginger-;may be made '
of sagcmea'l. tapio’cmground rice, and
plaster * of -' Parlor-“These; things- the '
farmer. buys pt-‘tlicggigmcry 19i- genuine;
and hedafleirouded inst-the some as he
tried torudefmud Isomeli'odyEe'lse : by put-
tins stones. is rec-wool: .091! .he was
arrested and fined, and the other men
are not.
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It is stated that French surgeons have _
be exactly limited to the time required. .
.. . . that .
f f- hereon Irish
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Scientific.-
It has been found that» compressed
teak may be made to serve some of the
purposes for which bochcd, which is
rapidly becoming source, is now being
used. A powerful hydraulic press com-
pressing teak for loom shuttles has just
been made in Manchester. England.
To make a fireproof composition fur-
nace, slag is treated with boiling acid
which produces a jelly-like substance.
Of this, sixteen parts are mixed with
eight ports of silica, twenty-three of
oxide of zinc, twenty-three of silicate of
soda and thirty of lime water. This is
mixed with colors and varnishes. to
render them inconibustiblo and imper-
meable to moisture. .
Prof. Leslie predicts that the amazing
exhibition of natural oil and gas which
has characterized the past twenty years,
~and will probably continue for ten or
twenty years more. is, nevertheless, not
only geologically but historically a tem-
porary and vanishing phenomenon—one
which young men will live to see come
to its natural end. This opinion. he
says, is the result of both an active and
a thoughtful acquaintance with the
subject.
A composition formed of very fine
iron filings and linseed oil varnish is
much used in Germany for painting
surfaces exposed to dampness. If the
object to be painted is ,to undergo fre-
‘quent changes of temperature. both
linseed oil and amber varnish are used
in the first two cents. The point may be
applied to wood, stone or iron,:nnd if
used upon iron it is claimed that it is
not necessary to first free it from rust.
Meteorologista have found that there
can be no thunder and lightning without
rain. When thunder isheard bcneath a
- clear sky, the reports must either come ‘
_ from distant clouds or be the result of
some other cause than a discharge of
electricity. Harvest or heat lightning
is produced by a distant storm. Thun-
der seldom accompanies heat lightning.
the sound reaching only about twelve
miles, while lightning is often seen, by
reflection upon nearer clouds, at a much
greater distance.
A method of preventing the incrusta-
tiou of boilers quite common in Ger-
many is as follows: The feed water is
forced through one of the usual feed
coutrivances into the steam dome, in
which it is mixed by a jet of steam enter-
ing.concentrically,,in order that it’may,
during the mixing, be cast violently
against the cover of the dome. Tho
efi‘ect of the movement is that all the
water receives the full temperature of
the surrounding steam. By this sudden
heating, air and carbonic acid are with-
drawn from the water, and not only the
carbonate of lime, but the sulphate of
lime and magnesium, are extracted and
the precipitate occasioned is periodically
removed;
The mechanical protection of plants
against insects is secured either by.hairs
or by something obnoxious to them as a
bitter principle. When Lubbock was
studying ants he found the only barrier
which would confine them was a line of
fur. They couldn't get through that.
Nature uses the same device, and you
may notice it especially at this season on
the young seed leaves of plants. The
thickness of the epidermis protects the
plant when necessary against injury by
loss of water. In older growths. as trees,
We find corkylayers. made up of dead
cells, containing only air and the ves-
tiges of what was once living matter.
But these cells are waterproof and make
life preservers for the plant on the some
_ principle on which we construct ours.
lllll I I '—‘—_
An English firm has introduced a new
chimney top which is said to effectually
perfect down-droughts in chimneys.
They are made from a number of
grooved rings placed one on the other,
but having intervening spaces between
each ring (the rings when made of metal
are tied together by rods, but when
made from clay they can be burned
together.) When the wind strikes the
grooves ,it will return. and in doing so
will draw air up the chimney, and up
through the spaces at the top. thus pre-
venting a down-draught and compelling
an up draught. No cowl or cup is
needed; every action of the wind is pro-
vided for; the appliance is stationary
and easily fixed by any bricklayer.
When fixed in clay it is certame less
ugly than most similar contrivanoes.
In the new pension building at Wash-
ington, D. 0., recently erected, are two
steam engines of peculiar design. They
are placed in the western and eastern
ends of the building. extending through
“louvrss " in the roof. and having their
foundations upon heavy “ I” beams
built into the walls. They drive each a
' 10-foot ventilating fan, keyed to a 0-inch
shaft, which is connected with the crank
arm of the engine. While of the ordi-
nary slide-valvs type, the striking feature
is the complete revolution of the cylin-
der. . The cylinder, 14-inch diameter and
24-inch stroke, iebolted to a hollow trun-
nion, with stuffing box at the top for
by a link at the upper end of the fan
shaft. This fan shaft is twelve inches
out of the centre of the trunnion, or one-
: ' hi'iif the stroke, and by the reciprocation
of the piston gives the revolutions to the
cylinder and crank.
0....”—
WHAT T111915!!! Dom-NOT SE19.
An enterprising hunger—carer sold an
astonishing soup at threepenoe per.
pint. The flavor was quitefup to a
Pall Mall club or first-class west-cud
restaurant standard. But flavoring and
, seasoning are cheap, and therefore the
' flavor of the threepenny soup was a
marvel of oheapness. The apparent
quality was the surprising feature. It
seemed as if it had been made by ex-
tracting the juices of the finest meat.
and how could that be done when the
soup was sold at threepence per pint? ,
The keeper of the feeding shop was
good enough to take me to the base-
wus done. and he pointed to three big
tubs, saying: "Them in our stock
tubs, which is the foundation of our
soup.” Oh, dear. how I wished} had
not swallowed any of the thrcepcmiy'
The obliging hunger-carer
laughed at my dismay. and told me
that his stock tubs were like the stock
.- tubs at the clubs and the first-class“
restaurants. --and added:
‘ “ There is'
precious few things, except boiled eggs, ~
as you would eat with a relish if you-
saw the cooking." Women live to
dress, and most- men-live to dine, and ‘~
how the recreation of the male biped
would be marred if the diner had to
soothe icooking of the dinner! Hap-
pily, what the'eye (1er not see the
heart does notme To a sensitive noso
the smell of guano is' not agreeable.
but the fragrance of the flower that has
been nourished by the guano delights
:the same sensitive nostril
, “-5
AN MARTIAL J ‘1me-
"'Prettyl' No, I won't my baby is
pretty," declared a young mother. "for
lean speak of him impartially. though
he is my own, and that's more than most
mothers can do. He has lovely blue
eyea perfect in shape; hair like the
mouth—well. no
rose-bud could be sweeter; complexion
divinely fair; nose just too cunning for
" anything; in fact, he's faultless. But I
won’t say he's pretty."
‘The people who give tone to society
seldom give anything else.
steam passage, and is provided on the
bottom with a stud which is connected
ment of his premises where the cooking '
Farm and» Garden.
ft Tun pig pen is'always the best place
'to dispose of imperfect and small fruit
and potatoes.
Tris laying of soft-shelled eggs some-
times reanlts from overloading. and
sometimes lack of lime or shell material.
THE people of Hampshire sings the,
bristles off their pigs instead of scalding
them, and in this lies the secret of the
excellence of the Hampshire home.
A ammo! for the maggot which in-
fests cabbage is to make a hole with a
dibblc close to the stalk, insert ten drops
of bi-sulphate of carbon and quickly
close the hole.
Foo'r rot in sheep, distemper in horses
and cattle, cough in pigs, and a score of
other ailments, arise from filthy barn-
yards in the spring» Prevention is bet-
ter than cure in these cases.
Tim value of your horses three or four
years hence will depend greatly upon;
the class of stallions 'you have bred to.
The few dollars extra that the service fee
of a good it... will cost will bear good
interest if properly placed.
Pnomson E. M. Summon considers
thirty loads of manure applied tooue
note about equal to forty spread over
twice as much surface. and bms the
idea on reasons similar to those em-
ployed in proving large crops more
profitable than small ones.
Son that the cows have a dry place is
its on. Their adders should not be.
imbedded in and encrusted with filth.
If they are in the latter state, wash them
with warm water and wipe dry with
dry cloths. Then no dirt can drip into
the milk pail.
In m reports of several dairy farms
ofDenmai-k in the vicinity of Copen-
hagen, it is stated that the yield of each
cow is regularly weighed, and the
excellent average of 000 gallons per
cow E12339 oral. When a cow hills
below gallons per annual she is led
omit once to the butcher.
TnsUnite’d States takes the lead in
the manufacture of agricultural imple-
ments and “boat's the world " in labor-
saving creations. which enables our
farmers toproduce more per man than
elsewhere canbe developed. A number
of thriving cities have been built up
almost exclusively by the makers of
farming ' implements, and these are
marketedin. every civilized country of
the globe.
Mums seeds should not be planted
until the weather has become warm and
settled. Do not stint the quantity of
seed; place from sixteen to twenty in a
hill. and when the plants come up re-
move all but four of the most promising.
Watch the young plants as soon as they
begin to make their appearance, and if
they appear troubled by any insects
dust them freely with soot. ashes, or
tobacco dust when wet with dew. '
Tun cultivation of olives is one of the
undeveloped industries of California.
There are but four- orchards of‘ any ex-
quality of oil is produced. Though the
sevento ten years, the fact that when
it does begin to bear it continues-for
centuries and makes its cultivation
ing. Trees are in bearing to-day in
Syria which were planted before the
Christian era.
All 01.1) horseman has this to my
about the use of blinds on horses:—
"Usually the use of blinds causes the
. very evil it is intended to remedy—shy-
ing. The horse shies because he sees
something imperfectly, or cannot see at
all an objectwhich makesa noise, the
nature of which he does not understand.
If he has not blinds to interfere with
his sight he will shy less often. If ‘you
could not see on either side, only straight
ahead. you would be far more timid. If
you have a horse addicted to shying re-
move the blinds and be kind to him for
deuce in himself and in you. This will
effect a radical cure.
small expense reservoirs snficient for
storing enormous quantities of water is
By the construction of a dam across]
narrow canyon in'Elko county a reser-
voir two thousand acres-in extenthes
been made. 'which, when filled 'to a
eight miles of irrigating ditches have
beenmade, and enoughwater stored to
possibly be utilized. This serves to
show that there are an abundance of
age reservoirs is perfectly feasible eta
small outlay, and that iii-this lies, in a
large measure. the final solution ‘of the
water difficulty.
- Man-m Gasman, of-Oliio, gives
the following method of making ii lawn:
After the ground is prepared as it
should be for sowing the seed or for
seeding, find the number of yards to be
covered, then provide oneeixteentii as
inches square, and place - them a foot
apart all over the ground. If in rows
both ways so much the-better: Pound
each one into the ground with theabaek
-oftheepade... in ashorttimeeaoh piece
wilisend ups bunch of green spears,
and late! lathe season they will all run
together. Every gardener knows how
soon will encroach on a path or:
flower bed. If the pieces areiu rows.
the spaces between may be kept clear of
weeds with a lawn mower.
r_ I ' I .
A woman wnc Km coon "
Crossing. the Atlantic once, and talk?
ing 'wlih the surgeon of my ocean'
steamer, Writes Colonel Higginson in
Harper's Bauer, 1 was told by him that
in his wide experience he had found
women on the whole cooler than men
in case of disaster of sea. He told ‘
mo of one occaaion‘when they expected
that the vessel would ultimately sink.
and he told the one woman on board to
remain a few minutes in the cabin with
her children, because they would be in
the way 'on dock,'he promising'to'call-
them in ample time for safety; When
he went below all was so 'quiet'in' the
cabin that'they must- have gone-else- -
where, but liefound the mother sitting: -'
on the sofa» with "the three children“
around her. telling thorn-stories in a ~'
low value to keep them stileAilwere
carefully dressed Ill-“Melt“ warmest
clothes, with-everything tied carefully
about them ready for any emergency.
She also hadasmall handbag packed
with a few essentials and o- pillow-ease
filled with ship bread, and securely fled
at the top. - Onliis expressing surprise
at the (last piece-of «thoughtfulness, she .
said she had been shipwrecked. once -
before, ' andttliata whole boat’s crewhad ‘
momma for several days upon asiinilar
supply which no one else had happened
to remember. "She was the very-cool-
est person,"he said, " with whom I ever
made a voyage "
mi: LONGES'I woul).
Says the St. Limes Gazette: The long-
est word in the English or rather Welsh.
language has. after a long period of
oblivion; been once more exhumed. It is
“_-Llanfsirpwllgwngyllgertrobgllgerchwo
NWWVMWW‘WML”
This awfui'word of seventy-tire letters
and twentyvtvm iyllablea‘ the - neme‘of s ’
mow-leeward- 1 - ca thi‘shbjeet -
of . Ieoture‘ “moly given by new. '
King. ILA, at the museum, mm-
in which he showed that it means: 1“St.”
Mary. ’s white hazel pool, near the‘5 turn: _-
1118,9001. near the whirlpcor, vsey nee'r'
the pool .by mum'lh~::mgpgofig~.
rocky islet of Gaga." " ' '
tent in the State, but an excellent
olive tree does not bear till it is from
highly profitable from the time of fruit
afew days, until he has gained confi-' -
Tim practicability of providing at ’
shown by a recent enterprise in Nevada.‘ '
depth of but thirteen-feet, eonhins"
8000. 000,000 gallons of water. Twenty;
supply 20.000 acres with ‘all tliat'oan .
localities where the construction of stars--
many yards of sod; out it in pieces three
is presented to the public. without fem-of con-
tradiction as the best
'3’iiESIillllTlVE iiiifi BEAflTlFiER‘?
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--i' the Ik‘iirseiencc l. .s ever produced. 111).“?-
.' “:25 what others only claim (br theirpn-pzir-
...:i.vns. It is an elegant pcrfumul dressing,
..uuovcs dandruff, cleans the scalp, prevents
le'.‘ imirlaoin falling out,
‘ ZEIEE‘iTOREVS
{iii iillil Oil-Bill? iiEliils.
:----.mres itto its original color, makes it grow
.-,.2.ll_v, will not stain the skin, contains lint a
.12cie of lead. silver, sulphur or oth. r dele-
...-ious drugs, it is
l iifi'lllilll. PROIUGT 8.5 5581‘"
containing the elements required by the fruit
to feed upon. A few applications will aliuiV
its restorative qualities. has not l‘inlilire
niontlis‘fif continued use before you can pir-
veive any result. Itis cuuliiig‘. cleanly um! um
much praise cannot be liceztmu-J ' ,....i it.
Ludies' who are using it any i: i. the l..~st
dressing ever known.
SOLD BY All: DRUG-0151‘s.
treasures
.... ,4 -~l<-»- - u
, Never varies, does not contain
one particle of the adultera-
tions usedto reduce the cost of
. PURE GOODS»
But DOES possess the FULL '
- VALUE of every Legitimate
washing Quality, which gives
it every advantage over Soaps
of doubtful character; practi-
cally reoémmended by Other
manufacturers in imitating it.
None should be deceived, how-
even-as the word m
DAN'BURY & NORWALK R.R.
Commencing J one 21 st, 1856.
DAILY TRAINS
South.
lv. Norwalk, Lv .80. Norwalk, Ar.Vlllson Point
1343.1n. 147mm. locum.
8 11 u s as u B it
10 20 “ 10 30 “ 10 37 “
1151 pm. 106p.m 112nm.
2 lb ‘ 2 2S “ 3 It “
a 39 “ 4 so “ a 05 “
North.
lv. Wilson Point, Lv. So. Norwalk, Ar. Norwalk.
626mm. 635mm. 641mm.
8 ‘0 I. 9 m u 9 25 u
12 00 m. 1213 p. m.‘ 12 lip. m.
240nm. 241 “ 254 u
435 “ 483 “ 615 "
580 “ 631 “ 616 “
8 00 “ 8 0'! “
CHAS. M. CRAWFORD. Supt
N. Y., N.‘l—l. & ii. Railroad.-
Trains leave South Norwslk as follows :—
corNc miss. some wear.
, 1 22a. m., Wash. ex 4 Ma. m., Boston ex
e 33 “ Accom'tion it as “ Adams ex
1 25 “ Milk train is 40 “ Boston ex
840 “ Accom’tlon 850 “ S. N.
a so " Boston ex e 11' “ Accom’tion
1090 " White M’t'ns I 05 “ B'p't special
. express 1 as " Local ex
10 55 “ - Accom’tion t 45 “ “ “
is 13 p. m. Boston ex 8 so “ “ “
1 to " Accom’tion e 08 " Sp'f'd Lo. ex
2 85 “ Local ex 9 38 “ Acccm’tion
a so “ NewportikN. 1020 “ Sp’f’d Lo. ex
P. special i 1 45 “ Accom’tion
4 82 “ Accom’tion is 59 p. m., S 'f'd Lo. ex
4 49 “ Local ex 2 05 “ . H. and
ii 10 “ “ St'f’d special
e42 “ Stmfd. :8: N. a 39 “ Boston ex
Especial 4 47 “ “
o 14 “ Local ex 5 08 “ Accom’tlon
e 41 “ S. N. oil] 5 51 h Boston ex
0 56 “ Sp’f'ld ex 6 55 “ Accom'tion
I 29 “ S. N. special a 00 “ Milk train
‘1 ca “ B’p’t special 8 18 “ White M’t’s
8 in .. Accom'tion express
9 44 “ “ s 30 “ S.N. special
11 08 “ Adams ex. .1: 10 01 “ Loeal express
11 47 “ filicggm’tlon 12 56 a. m., Wash ex
on n ex.
1’ 2‘ " m ' u 9 15 a. innixikvmu
Sundays. 6 141). m.,' Local express
8 00 a. m., Ac. .1; Milk 8 20 ‘- Milk
9 4i “ Accom'tion 830 -“ Accom’tion
11 so 5‘ - Boston ex
~ 651 p. m., Aocom’iion
Fur Nailed ll'llll‘Slllllll Hawaii,
-——VIA WILSON POINT.—
' Fare 60 Coats for Excursion Tickets.
Fare 40 Gents for Single Tickets.
SPEAKER.
“CITY 01' mm.”
on and after-Saturday afternoon,~ April 17,1886,
will commence makinglreflular ,trl s, leaving the
steamboat Dock, ~SO T ‘NOR ALI! at 1:15
a. m., touching at WILSON POINT, leaving there
on arms! of the train from, Danbury, landing at
Pier, foot Of‘aad Street, andPler 23, B. R. (foot
of Beekmsn Street New York.) .
Returning leave New York from Pier 33. E. R.,
. foot of'Beekman :Street, at. 2:30 p. m., and from
Pier, foot 231 Street E. it, 2:50 p. m., arriving at
WILSON POINT a lit 5:45. connecting with
evcnln trains on Danbury it Noiwalk and New
Haven roads.
The CITY OF ALBANY is unrivalled by any
host on Long Island Sound as to SPIID,'SA1-‘I!1‘Y,
Consumes and Coxronr.
Experienced and competent ofilcers in cveiy
de ment.‘
- estanrant in charge of a first-class caterer,
up reciatin the wantsofths‘trsvellngpnbllc with
p con to an t all.
. B checked to and from all stations on the
‘Danbury a Norwalk railroad.
The Propeller CITY or Nonwarx will make her
usual trips for freight between‘New York and
. Norwalk, and not stopping at South Norwalk'
while the City of Albany s running. Freight taken
and forwarded at great y reduced rates. '
Il'llllll'“j SOUTH ’1‘N0RW‘lLK;
ROTON‘ ’ POINT!
In 85 minutes, Vin D. ii N. If. If. and Steamer
ISLAND n ELLE.
Best connects with the foliowin tr ns
Wilson Point :— g ai at
Trains leave Norivslk at 7:84 8:17 10:50 a. m.
li:51,9;15,4:39,1.08 p. In.; Soi'uii N’onvaiii. 1:47,
$38.10;“ a. m.,l:05,*2:fl,' 4:55, 1291 p. m.
Boat leaves 'lloton Point "cohnectin with trains
at Wilson Point, 11:30, a; 115., Inc. 3:53“, 5:16, 1:45,
p. in. Bell Island, sue, me, 3:90, 11:40 a. m., 1:40,
«05.5% 1km." -
Fare round tri Norwalk 35 t . South
Norwalk,‘ saves-ll. “a .
Having amnged‘ior a number of Free Excur- ‘
slone..theboatwillnoi run to South Norwslk at
present. ‘
The bost‘cauberchartered for evening excur;
sions by applying to -
3mm Omens F. Minus, Manager;
Pennsylvania-fit it. '
The nest Railroad ls the'WorId.
5 Daily Express 'I'rslis to the‘ii'est.
The “stout Train II We World.
New York to Chicago Stile-rs.
New Iork to Cincinnati 21 flours.
New York to lit. Louis 20 llonrs.
If A 11:3 15% gicketa and full information to JACOB
A nt Cit Nathan! Bank South
Norw ' “e ‘ y ' ' ms
For Sale.
A Chestnut Standing Desk. Apprlyme: Omen
’ “.Whip
Sunbeams.
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5': good two-"foot rule 3 Kéep 5;... feet
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The woman who ' z '
| 0‘ the than.“ not pad is not
W'lllthat _
Mg: hflhrk Theeoal
A dude insulted 9 fair widow the other
day and she gave him the widow’s smite.
It was a wise ovision of nature that
Sigh“ the nor erninost mountains in
Business is dull in New York now, but
the ohiropcdist always has something '
on foot.
A motto of an Ohio livery m reads :
no go " light. drive slow; casha'down. or
Foot-lights are not used at Chi
amateur performances. Feet there can
be seen without them.
We do not see why is should be
surprised at ladies’ congetgpbeing tight—
they are always on a bust.
Little ,1 ack— “'My mamma’s new fan is
hand-painted. " Little Dick — “ Pooh!
who cares? Our whole fence is. "
A young man absent on 'a trip to Paris.
writes that he has been all throu h the
aim of France and considers 19 of
own.
Enfant terrible (p‘éittin her Uncle
Jack's bald head)—“ hay cken Jack,
ith’at where 00 get 'panked when oo’re
naughty?"
"Pa," said a five- eapold son, "can a
rope walk?" "I ' k not, my son,"
answered the father. "but it might if it
were taut. "
' It is said that cayenne pepper blown
into cracks where ants congregate will
drive themuiway. What’s the matter
with trying it on mothers-in-law?
A little girl of three years. noticing
the lightning for the first time, came
rushing to her momma, crying: “0h,
momma, did you see the sun flying by it"
A butter maker has failed in Illinois
for $100,000. He could have made his
butter stronger. but his motto was:
"Good, butter. bust."and he couldn't
stand it.
“I wonder what the little birds would
so: to melt they could only a ck?"
as s a fond poetess. They woul say:
"Doaswe do; get mam-ed and go to
I. keeping house."
- Women. as a general thing, are pronder
of titles than men. A good many Cin-
cinnati women move over to Newport.
Ky., during fruiting season so that their
young ones, if males, may be Colonels.
Scene—St. James' Park (elder sister
accompanying a little five year old
brother to see the docket—Little boy—-
‘ Hefty, don't the ducks dry theirselves?"
Elder sister—“No." Little boy—"Don’t
they get chapped t"
The two-tongued girl is now in a
museum. Thats an excellent place for
her. as her victims must necessarily be
few. but if she ever ets loose and mounts
the rostrum in efense of woman's.
rights, flee then to the nearest woods.
5! Boston young lad (visiting in Chicago)
“I am very agrees ly surprised in Chi-
cago. I had no Idea that it was a city of
so much refinement and culture." Chi-
cago young lady-“Oh“ yes; we are
$1393 Chicago a very dizzy place for
Infuriated man: ".See here,
are that horse was sound, an
on told
every-
‘ thing he did was right up to the times.
Why, dang it all. that horse went lame
the first day Ihad him." Horsedealer:
'fWell, sir. wasn’t it one of the best
limpe you ever saw ?"
"S g of eccentricitias," said
(melon. "my father is an example.
He not out ofi’ his hair since" the
election of James K. Po ." “Indeed;
his hair must be very long by this time."
“Oh, no. the old gentleman was bold
before Polk was elected."
“All." field the minister consolingly to
Ialgoun ueband, who had just interred
firs? matrimonial investment. "you
are now 3 out into the world alone
once more, bu. could you ever again find
another such a one ' “I trust not,"
replied the young man, evasively.
Tl} have an hocommodating set of
Chung-n! in Indianapolis. The Senti-
nel. of that city, as s that several
churches which held hnrsday evening
gays;- mpehngs propose to commence
err services an hour earlier than usual,
to give their members-an opportunity to
attend the theatre on the some evening.
I “168.” he explained to the 01mg
woman, ".1 am the adjective editor of
the magazine." “The adjective editor?"
"Yes. We got a great deal of manu-
script from oun adios and it is my
dutytogo ’tieir co yand' kill the
adjectives And,"he ad ed, with a tired
. look in'his eyes, “the work is very
laborious. "
“Doesn't some one here know the
meaning cluthe word ‘ equation 2” ": asked
a young was at a party in Waterbury,
Connecticut. last week. And there was
sat one young man who said that while
e didn’t know exactl', he thought it
might be a contraction or “ equal to the
gunman," and then all kisseil'and went
ome.
f‘J’eems," said a Scotchmau one day,
to his gardener," there was something
I was going to ask you, but man, for the
life o'me, canna mind what it was."
“ Mebbe," said J eems, who had received
no pay for three weeks; "mebbe," said
be, “It was tospisr at me fut wyc I was
keepin' body and soul thegither on the
wages I wisna gettin'."
In a clot man's house, where there
was a brig is little thi-ee-ycar-old boy,
seven love y little kittens had been born
the night before. The next morning,
the minister, in his grace, said: "Oh,
Lord, consecrate, we pray Thee, the
repeat set before us, and uccc t our
thanks for the new blessings of t 6 past
night. Amen.” The little fellow im-
mediately responded: “Seven of them,
pnpmi'
An Irishman thought he must cou~
form to the fashionable mania by paying
a visit to the Falls of Niagara. Put
arrived at the falls, and taking a look at
the surrounding wonders addressed him-
self to n entleman: “And is that
Niagara F Is 2" “Yes," was the reply.
“ And what is there here to make such a
bother about i’" asked Pat. “Why,"
said the gentleman. “do you not see
that mi hty river, that deep abyss, tho
rent smell of water pouring down ?"
at. looking at the water, replies lli‘ia'i‘
tntingly: “And what's to hinder ‘3"
' ——o.—.»—. v—
33. MP“ ‘8 AN INVENTOB.
M!- Tfipper, writing of himself, says:
I record sundry inventions of mine;
surely bill of authorship, which I found
011%! myself but did not patent, though
others did. ‘ Althns: 1. Asimple and
cheap safety horse-shoeésecured by
steel studs inserted into the ordinary
soft iron shoes. 2. Glass screw-tops to
bottles 9. Steam vessels with the
wheels inside ; in fact a double boat or
catamaranlwlth the machinery amid-
lhipc. 4. The introduction of cocoa~leaf
to allay hunger.- and to be as useful
,hel'easin Chili. 5. A pen to carry its
own» ink. 0. The coloring of photo-
graphs on the back. 7. Combined vul-
canite and steel sheathing. There were
obvious other email matters wherein
Ifithofial energy busied itself. But
although I'had models made of some,
and wrote about others, no good results
accrued to me. 1. As for the horse-
IllOBO. blacksmiths did not want to lose
custom by steel saving the iron“ 2. For
the glass-stoppers, I had against me all
the cork trade, and the wine merchants
too. (who re-cork old wines. 3. The
steamers were never tried on a large
seals. and models are pronounced decep-
tive. L The cocoa loses most of its
virtues when in a dried state. 5. The
penahad it made in silver, a long.
hollow handle ending with a conical
point) either grew clogged if the ink
was too thick, or omitted blots when
too thin. 6. An establishment in
Leicester square has since worked on
the idea. 7. I also troubled the ord-
nflfioe ofilce, and had an interview with
Sidney Herbert about two more futile
inventiOus; once a. composite cannon
missile of qnoits tied together ; another
of a thick vulcauite' sheeting for ships,
over either wood or iron. I have letters
on theseilo and from the office. Briefly,
I did not gain fortune as an inventor;
“10085 I; urged my horse-shoe at least
as a valuable thought, and one Worth it
trial, tcfiave our poor horses on asphalt
pavements and in hard frosts. It is a
losing game to attempt to force an inven-
tion ; "so many vested interests Oppose,
and so many are the competitors ; more-
over. some one always rushes into the
pool of Bethesda before you.
Norwalk Chronicler