A LONG TIME BETWEEN nman.
A great many years ago the Governor
of North Carolina received a friendly
visit from the Governor of South Caro-
lina. After a real North Caroline din- »
nor of bacon and yams, the two Gov,-
ernors lit pipes and sat in the shade of
the back veranda with a demijohnof
real North Carolina corn whiskey, cop-
per-distilled. withineasy-remh. "There
was nothing stuck up. about those Gov-
* ‘ernors," says a North Carolina State
historian, in the homely but vigorous
language of his section. “There they
set and smoked, every once and a while
taking a mutual pull at the demijohn
with the aid Of the gourd, which they
used as a Democratic goblet. The con-
versation between the two Governors
was on the subjectof turpentine and
rice, the staples of their respective
States. and the further they got into
the subject the lower down they got
into the jug, and the lower down they
got into the jug the dryer the Governor
of South Carolina got, who was a square
drinker and a warm man, with about a
million pores to every square inch of
his hide, which enabled him to histejn
a likely share of corn juice or other
beverage, and keep his carcass at the
same time well ventilated, and gener-
ally always ready for more, while the
Governor of North Carolina was a more
' cautious drinker, but was mighty sure
tostrike bottom at about the twelfth
drink. like as if nature had measured
him by the gourdful. Well, they sot
and smoked and argued, and the Gov-
ernor of North Carolina was ashospitp
able as any real Southern gentleman
could be, for he ladled out the whiskey
in the most liberal manner, being par-
ticular to give his distinguished guest
three drinks to his one and guaging his
own drinks with great care, for fear
that if he didn't he might lose the
thread of his argument and the demi-
john might run dry before the Governor
of South Carolina should be ready to
dust out for home, in which case it
would look like he had not properly
observed the laws of hospitality, which
. would have been a self-inflicted thorn
inhis side for years to come, and no
amount of apology could ’ease his
mind or enable him to-feel warranted
in showing his countenan‘ce to his fel-
low-men, especially ii} his home dis-
trict, where for generations it had been
a main point with every gentleman to
keep his visitor well supplied with
creature comforts and to hand hima
good gourful as a stirrup-cup when
about to make his departure for the
bosom of his family. Singular tore-
late, the cautiousness manifested by
the Governor of North Carolina was of
no avail, for at one and the same time
the jug went dry, and the Governor of
North Carolina, much to his subsequent
mortification, when he learned the fact
afterwards, 'dropped 05 into a quiet
sleep, while the Governor of- South
Carolina continued to keep on with his
argument, holding the empty gourd in
his hand in close contiguousness to the
demijohn, and wondering at the appar-
ent absent-mindedness of his hitherto
attentive host to whom, after a minute
and a half of painful silence, he made
use of but one remark: “Governor,
don’t you think it’s a long time between
drinks P" The remark was overheard
by George, body servant of the Gov-
ernor of North Carolina, who, knowing
that there was something wrong, took
to the woods, where he remained in
seclusion for three days; but the Gov-
ernor of South Carolina, receiving no
reply from the Governor of North Caro-
lina, mounted his horse and rode sadly
homede with an irrepressible feeling
at his heart that there was coming to be
a hollowness in friendship and that
human nature was in danger of drifting
into a condition of chaotic mockery.
NATIvE HOUSES OF ALASKA.
The houses'of the natives are much
the name in all divisions of Alaska. The
dwellings are thus described : A circu-
lar mound of earth, grass growing and
littered with all sorts of household uten-
sils, a small spiral coil Of smoke rising
from the apex, dogs crouching, children
climbing up or rolling down stray mov-
sels of food left from one meal to the
other, and a soft mixture of mud and
ofl'al surrounding it all. The entrance
of this house is a low, .irregular square
aperture, through which the inmate
. stoops, and passes down a foot or two
through'a short low passage on the
earthen floor within. The interior gen-
erally consists Of an irregularly-shaped
square circle, twelve or fifteen feet in
diameter, receiving its only light from
without through a small smoke-opening,
at the apex of the roof, which rises, tent-
like from the floor. The fireplace is
. directly under this opening. Rude beds
or couches of skin and grass mats are
laid, slightly raised above the floor,
upon clumsy frames made of sticks and
saplings or rough-hewn planks, and
sometimes on little elevations built up
of peat or sod. Sometimes a small hall-
way with bulging sides is erected over
the entrance, where, by this expansion,
room is afforded for the keeping of uten-
sils and water vessels and asa shelter
for dogs Immediately adjoining most
these houses will be found a small sum-
mer kitchen, a rude wooden frame,
walled in, and covered over with sods,
with an opening at the top to give vent
to the smoke. These are entirely above
ground, rarely over five or six feet in
diameter, and are littered with filth and
Ofi'al of all kinds; serving also as a refuge
for the dogs from the inclement weather.
In the interior regions, where both fuel
and building material are more abun-
dant, the houses change somewhat in
appearance and construction; the ex-
cavation of the coast houses, made for the
purpose of saving both, disappears, and
gives way to log-structures above the
ground, but still covered with sods.
Living within convenient distance of
timber, the people (inland) do not de-
pend so much upon the natural warmth
of mother-earth.
W
LEMONS FOB MALARIA.
The newest remedy forc malaria is ad-
vertised in the drug stores as'the Ito-
man cure. It is described as the dis-
covery of a physician in the miasmatic
old city of the Caesars and the pontifls,
where malaria is included with every
lodging without extra charge in the
bill. It consists simply of lemons cut
up, peel andall, and boiled, the juice
being taken cold on an empty stomach.
The pharmacists claim that it has cured
cases so stubborn that quinine had no
more effect on them than sugar and
salt. The method of preparation is so
simple that anyone can make an ex-
periment who chooses. -
The lemon' must be cut up in small
pieces, rind and pulp, each good-sized
lemon being alloweda pint of water.
When the water has boiled down to
half a pint the medicine is done. It
must then be strained through a cloth
and put by to cool. It is sour enough
to give a marble bust a wry face. The
dose is from a teaspoonful to a table-
spoonful, awording to the staying
powers of the patient's stomach, taken
an hour before meals.
Like the hot water cure, wonderful
stories are commencing to float around
about the lemon cure, and it bids fair
to become very popular. A physician
who is a member of and has many
patients in the New York Athletic Club, '
informed the “News" reporter-that he
had been giving concentrated lemon in
malaria cases for nearly a year, and now
5,: scarcely even uses quinine. The new
remedy does all the work of quinine
without effecting the nerves or the head
as quinine certainly does.
* —.—-—W——_
Enjo the present, whatsoever it no
he, and be not solicitous about uni
future.
jtlesnake stings along with it.
A WESTERN DRINK WANTED.
“Hit me witha little ‘vitriol mixed
with broken glass," said a man, who
might have been taken for the worst
man in the West-teas'bartender the
other morning, “and fire in a few rat-
I'm from
Dead Man’s Gulch, I am I”
“ That's a Western order, sir.
understand it, " was the reply.
“Don't yOu know what vitriol is P"
“Yes."
"‘ Don’t you know what glass is?"
"Yes." .
“Don't you know what rattlesnake
stings is p" .
I‘NO." -
“Well, throw in a little red pepper.
It will make a weak drink for me, but
I’ll have to go you. It's a mean sec-
tion of the country, this."
The ferocious style of the man‘had
terrorized a half-dozen listeners in the
bar-room, and when he lit a rankapee
cigar with a whole box of matches the
lookerson were amazed. The Terror
spit over the head of the nearest man
to him and shouted: “Come a running
with that wash; you've been long enough
to cleanont a camp or break a ban "
Aboy who had been dispatched by
the barman to the drug store, came
hurrying back just at that time, and the
sound of crushing glass made the scowl-
ing Westerner look up quickly. Sud-
denly the bar man was before him with
a large tumbler full of vitrol. broken
glass andred pepper. _ -
“Is the rattlesnake stings intharj’"
asked the Terror, with less ferociousness"
than characterized his former speech.
" It's what yOu ordered,” firmly
replied the saloonist.
“I don't want it without the bites. "
replied the bad man, as he sided toward
the door. A club moved from its pesiA
tion behind the bar, and the wicked
man stopped.
“Pay for that or go to the hospital,"
said the bar man with determination.
“ HOW much is it?" asked the danger-
ous man.
“ Three dollars. " . -
The money was paid, and the Terror
sneaked out.
A LOGICAL BAGGAGE MASTER.
The post of baggage master on a rail-
road train is not an enviable one."
There is often a wide difference between
the company's regulations and the pas-
senger’s opinion (if what articles, and
what amount of them, properly comes
under the denomination of baggage;
and this difi‘erence of opinion frequently
subjects the unlucky officials of the
trunk and band-box departmentto ani-
mated discussions withacertain class
of the traveling public. -
We heard lately of an anecdote of
“George," the baggage master on a
Western train, which is too good to be
lost. A. . -
A passenger presented himself ata
station on the road with two trunks and
a saddle, for which he required checks.
The baggage master promptly checked
the trunks, but demanded the extra
charge of a shilling for the saddle. The
passenger refused, and losing his tem-
per, peremptorily asked: '
"‘ Will you check my baggage, sir f"
“Are you a horse?" quietly asked V
George.
“. What do you mean, sir ?" exclaimed
the irate traveler.
“You claim to have this saddle
checked as baggage ?”
“ Certainly—it is baggage, " positively
cdntinued the passenger.
“ Well, ” said the imperturable George,
“ by the company's regulations, nothing
but wearing apparel is admitted to be
baggage; and if this saddle is your
wearing apparel, of course you must be
a horse.
strap it to your back, and it shall go to
the end of the road without any extra
charge whatever. "
A POLICEMAN’S BIG FEET.
Among Peoria's recent acquisitions is
a colored policeman. When it is known
that even among the colored race of that
city he is called “Big Foot, " some idea
of his enormous pedal extremities may
be formed. Immediately after the
recent snowstorm, which was accom-
panied by such intense cold, an anxious
crowd gathered about a lamp-post early
in the morning. where the print of two
human forms was plainly visible in the
snow. No person could have lain there,
even for a few minutes, without perish-
ing in an atmosphere twenty degrees
below zero. While they were specula-
ting up came the colored policeman.
“ Move on, dar," said he, “don't be
destructing the street corners.”
“But look,” said one, “where two
unfortunate people have been lying.”
"Whah ?” said he. ‘ -.
“There, " answered the gentleman,
pointing to the spots. ’
“ Now, look heah, white man. Better
done quit dis -foolishness. Dat’s de
spot what dis‘ officer of de law was
standin’ a few minutes ago. You’d
better be gwine, I tell you."
The crowd took one look at the mighty
feet of the colored policeman, and then
scrambled out of the hole and went
their several ways in peace.
——0.-...—.._
m1) LY LEFTelIANDED.
Two friends were at a musical concert.
One of them remarked:
“The violinist I see is left-handed.”
"Yes, I see, but not very badly, I
should think. "
“ Badly? Why, you don’t mean to
say that there are degrees in left-
handedness f” '
“Of course I do."
“I didn’tknowthat." , _
"It’s a fact, nevertheless.‘ This fiddler
seems to get along very well, at least,
he acts all right. Tell you what’s a fact.
I knew a man once who was so badly
left-handed that he couldn't 'eat with
his right hand."
“What ?" ~ '
. “It's a fact. He used his left hand
for everything. Why, he couldn‘t sleep
with his right hand. "
“ You are foolish."
“ No, I’m stating a fact. "
“ Couldn't eat nor ' sleep with
right hand?"
. “ That's what I said.”
to Why 2" .
" Didn’t have a righthand.”
Wm.—
ON THE sum suns
this
An old lady read a paragraph in one
of the papers the other day, describing
how a grindstone burst in a saw mill and
killed four men. She happened to
remember that there was a small grind-
stone downin her cellar, leaning against ,
the wall; so she went out and got an
accident insurance policy and then,
summoning her servant, and' holding a
pie~board in front Of her face, so that if
the thing exploded her face would not
be injured, had the stone taken out into
the road, where twenty-four pails of
water were thrown over it, and a stick
was stuck in the hOle bearing a placard
marked “dangerous," She says it is a
mercy the whole house was not blown
to pieces by the thing before this.
DEFINITION OF anEK.
Hans—Vot- means dOt ven . dose
Americaners say dota man has some
cheek, or some galls, eh?
Fritz—I dells how dot vas. Some.
times ago I lends my friend Schmidts
one huddert dollars. He bays me not a -
cent pack; so I prings suit dot district
court in, and I vins my suit. Den
Schmidt he comes to mine ofiice in. "
“ He brings you dot money pack?"
" Not mooch i fOr he wanted me lend
him $50 more to pay his lawyers and-
dose costs. . Dot ish vot dose Americans
calls some cheeks and galls.”
I don't .
.Now, sir; just allow me to,
‘ No KW A L K c A 2 ET T-E'.zj;aT-»UE;s~DAri; y—A P R IL . 20 13‘s. 6 -' 1' ‘
A LITTLE SUI-THREE
Cleansf‘d. i‘urifird and Beautificd ’
by the flalficura III-medics.
It affords Inc pleasure to give you this report of
the cure of our little grandchild by your CurlcunA
Rmxnnms. When slx months old his left hand .
began to swell and had every appearance of a
large boll. We poulliccd II, but all to no purpose.
About five months afterlt became a runnlng sorc.
Soon other sores formed. ile then had two of
them on each hand, and as his blood became more
nd more 1m urc It took less time for them to
break out. Apsorc came on the chin, beneath the
under llp, whlch was very offenslvc. His head
was one solld scab, dlscbarglng a great deal. I hls
«as his condition at twenty-two months old, when
I undertook the care of him, hls mother having
died when he was a little more than a year old, of
consumption, (scrofula of course). He could walk
a little, but could not get up if he fell down, and
could not move when In bed, having no use of his
hands. I lmmcdlatcly commenced with the
Unncmm Rsnsmss, using the UUTIOURA and
CUTICL'RA SOAP freely, and when be had taken
one bottle of the Cu'l'Icth llssonvsur, his head
was completly cured and he waslmproved In every
way. ”We were very much encouraged, and con-
tinued the use of the remedles for a year and u
halt. One sore after anolner healed, a bony. mat-
ter forming In each one of these five deep ones
just before healing, which would dually grow
loose and were taken out: then flfey would heal
rapidly. Onerof Ihese ugly bone formations I pre-
served. After taking a dozen and a half homes
he was completely cured, and Is now, at the age
of six years, a .strong and healthy child. The
scars on his hands must always remain: his hands
are strong, though we once feared he would never
be able to use them. All that physicians (III! for
hlm did hlm no good. All who saw the child be-
»fore uslng the ConcImA Rumpus and see the
child now consider It a, wonderful care. If the
above facts are of any use to you. you are at liberty
to use them. 8. E. B. D [G S,
May 9, 1565. -, 612 E. Clay st.. Bloomfngg'on, Ill.
The child was really In a worse condition than
he appeared to file grandmotl'ger, vahto Riel?! Egg?
hlm ever do ecame accue omc o e .
y y’ MAGGIE HOPPING.
CUTIGUIIA REMEDIES are - sold everywhere.
CUTICUBA, the Great Skln Care, 50 are. ; Cur-Icon
SOAP, an exqulslteSkln Beautldcr, 95 cts.; Cun-
CURA Rsscnvnm', the new Blood Purifier, $1.00.
Prepared by the POTTER Dunc AND CnslICAL
Co., Boston, Mass.
Send for “How to Care Skin Diseases.”
IN G, Scaly PImply and Olly Skin, beau-
ITCH tllled by CUrIcth REMEDIES.
Catarrhal Dangers.
To be freed from the dangers of suffocatlon
while lying down; to breathe freely, sleep soundly
and undisturbed; to rise refreshed, head ,clcar,
brain actlve and free from paln or ache; to know
thatno poisonous, putrid matter denies the breath
and rots away the delicate machinery of smell,
taste and hearlng ; to feel that the system does not,
I gh Its veIns and arlcrles, suck up the person
to Is sure to undermine and destroy, ls indeed a
b] ng beyond all other human enjoyments. 'l‘o
pure use Immunity from such a fate should be
the object of all amlcted. But those who have
tried many remedles and physicians despair of
relief or cure.
SANFonD’s RADICAL Cons meets every phase of
Catarrh, from a simple head cold to the most
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SANFORD’S RADICAL CURE consists of one bottle
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and one Im rovcd Inhaler, all wrapped In one
package, wit treatise and directions, and sold by
all drugglstsfor $1.00.
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vc for 31,00 or of
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eta em on or. gains 0 , _ .
- ,All other omnii’ngr this businessas usual“.y
- Norwalkqlgfcb-‘lsttleed; ‘ _‘ '
. - f 10233.”. ~ '_ - _
ANcat Cottage of, lmrooui on South Union
. ”swam“ r“- ...a .. m...“
ences. cw; an 7 an
condmcn. Li’s-go cellar. l"Flues inlnntes walk
from post office. 'For'terms, etc, apptyat GAZI‘I'I'I'
omce. , g , - m
w‘fimor mono than at anything else by aldng
In agcfigeca; or the best selling book'uut. Be
nnerssu - grandiy» None Ian. Terms free
Annm- Itco'x' Co., Portland. Maine.
, " Send an cents for postage, and re—
APR : ' ‘cefve free, a costly box of goods
. blob willhelp you to more mon
rfgbt way than sunning else In this world. All of
elther sex, succeed humour. The breadth“
to fortune opens before the workmabsolutclysuro
at once “drummer t Co., Augusta, Kaine. ,_-
Not Mary Anderson, .
nuts. D. UTTER, the Sewing Machinist,
Repairs all kinds of Sewing. uremia,
Supplies pans, needles and oIl-for all machines.
Orders received, by Postal,ch are, at en "
cc
comer of momma-a, one street cam now-1
stand, where a full supply of parts can boobtalned.
' messy-to Loan. 7 .4: i
‘ of0.'E.WIw0N Nascent!" enunc-
nsgonr " ' . v ma
alk. Conn.
' the head. ,_.I'tried many remedies without
“was Inserted-rem“.
‘Mis o‘clcar‘, pure and beautiful complexion;
We keep the ‘
I with rapid intensity as 'marryings mul-
er‘ I " '-
- A-zNew . England woman . expressed
M her indignation" because the Widowso. -
onus {AND Enos. 3 ‘ V
Always’vcom‘es out on top—Your hair
d
Know. Thyself, by reading the “Science.
of Life," the best'medical work published ,
for young and middlchg‘ed men.
A gentleman ef color.%A painter.
Was sfllcted wimbottnn and Cold in
anyboueflcial effects, at last I. tried Ely’s
Cream Balm, which efiectuall cured Inc.
—-W. H. I. Hillard, Dentist,~ ordcntown,
OF—.—‘——"" ‘
, The fleberypuestiom-e‘fiot a bite ?"
Carter's Little Liver Pills are free frOm
all crude and irritating matter. Concen-
trated medicine only; very small; very
easy to take; ‘ no pain;- uo griping; no
purging. _
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A skin business.—Selling furs.
OO————-——
Chronic Catarrb.—— I have suffered for
your with :Chronic Catarrh. Six weeks
ago I was induced to try Ely’s Cream Balm.
Reliefwasinstantaneous,andcontinueduse
has resulted In an almost complete cure.
-——S. M. Greene, Bookkeeper Steamboat
Co., Catskill, N. Y. e
A rousing appeal.--“Time to get up.
Many people wonder “113' the ham, ba-
con aud other pork pro note they pur-
chase arc so lacking in flavor and sweet-
ness. It is because theydo not get those
manufactured by Sperry -& Barnes. New
Haven. Try them and be convinced.
_ Q
If on cannot lick a man, be lenient
with isfaults.
TAKE WAENING
And don’t let the germs of that vile dis- y
ease, Catarrh, take root and flourish in‘
your system. Sulphur Bitters will pre-
vent this and will make you strong and .
healthy.'—Editor Weekly Bras. 2tl5
People who wear peppcrhndsalt suits
are always in season.
_ SOMETHINQBVEBYBODY DESIRE
owders or othcrcosmetics will not give
I, but Pearl’s white Glycerinc, a perfectly
hiarmless toilet preparation, will every
t me.
_...
The selfislfiman has the most presence
of mind. He never forgets himself.
LOOK AT mu!
A year ago he was not expected to live.
Liver complaint almost killed him. He
got great relief from three bottles of Sul-
hur Bitters, andsix bottles cured him.—
ditor Weekly Bun. 2tl5
The simplest and best regulator of dis-
ordered Liver in the world, are Carter's
Little Liver Pills. The give prompt rc-
lief in Sick Headache, izzincss, Nausea,
&c.,; prevent and cure Constipation and
Files; remove Sullown’ess and. Pimples
from the complexion, and are mild and
gentle in their operation on the bowels.
Carter's Little Liver Pills are small and as
easy to take as sugar. ~0nc pill a dose.
Price 25 cents.
Buffaloes are bred in Kansas. They
are meat elscwhere.
———-——‘———40
muonssts
Is very prevalent at this season, the symp-
tons being bitter taste, offensive breath,
coated tongue, sick headache. drowsi-
ness, dizziness, loss of -appetite. If this
condition ls allowed to continue, serious
consequences may result. By taking
Hood's Sarsaparilln, a fever may be avoid-
ed or premature death prevented. It is a
positive cure for biliousness. Sold by all
druggists. '.
A BEAUTIFUL EAST ' can.
The Virgin Salt Co., New Haven,
Conn., are making a grand offer to intro.
duce their salt. Go and ask your grocer
‘for Virgin Salt and get an elegant Easter
Card. In addition we offer an extra in-
ducement: a pair of doves beautifully lith-
ographed in ten colors, as natural as life,
onalarge card 9x10 In inches. Virgin
Salt is. the cleanest, purest and whitest
salt ever seen or used. A large package
costs only ten cents. 8m12 -
—————ee
The best kind of servants for hotels—
Inn-experienced.
O
SIX nus-r mammsovsn 64 oormmrons.
H. J. Baker 85 Bro., N. Y.
Gentlemen—I used your potato Fertili.
zer this year on clayey loam soil, supple-
menting it with 5 cords of stable manure
r acre, plowed under and putting your
crtilizer in at the rate of 800 lbs. per acre
in drills. The season was very favorable
and the yield of potatoes exceeded 350
bushels per acre. As for the quality, I
have just been awarded six (6) first, and
one (1) second rcmium at the Soothing-
ton fair, over competitors. It is need-
less to add I am satisfied with the fertili-
zer. R. J.. BArss,
Sept. 30th, 1885. West Cheshire, Ct.
A vessel is called ,shc because you see
her how before you meet her.
THE BURDEN THE PRINTER BORE.
Minister-“And you feel an awaken-
ing within you, my friend 1’". Penitent
Printer—-”I do. sir. I feel that I have
been a great sinner, a very great sinner.
I'm afraid there’s no salvation for me."
M.—"Come, come, my friend, do not
be despondent. You know the lines,
being a printer, about the vilest sinner
returning. I think you are in a hope-
ful condition, a very hopeful condition. "
P. P.—“Ah! but I've been such a Sub?
bath-breaker." M.-—“Working on a
Sunday paper, I presume." P. ‘1’.—
“Oh, no. The men who work on Sun-
day papers don’t break, the Sabbath.
Their work is done on Saturday night.
Iwork on a daily paper, and the Mon-
day morning issue is all set up on Sun-
days. But I’m determined to leave the
business; I‘ll break the Sabbath no
more by sctling type." M.—“I rejoice
-tO see you in such a frame of mind.
You will be a bright and shining light
in the church one of these days. And
you have had to set, type on Sundays,
my poor friend—reports of dog fights,
pugilistic mills, and so forth. I suppose ?"
P. I’. (weeping bitterly)——" No, sir;
principally reports of ministers' sor-
mous, in solid nOnpaI-eil."
~ -—-o—.O.--
MEXICAN cums.
In some respects these Mexican cities
are better governed than any I ever
saw, writes a correspondent. Here are
no saloon brawls, no drunken riots.
little thieving, and less murder. within
corporate‘limits. The least disorderly
action,'even loud talking in the streets
causes prompt arrest; and to be sus-
peeled of insurrection isms-dangerous
to persOnal‘liberty as actual commis:
sion‘of crime. However, it takes six
Mexicans to get as hilariously drunkv
and. raise as much rumpus on any ,
amount of pulque or mescal as one'
hardy Anglo-SaxonOn whiskey. Onto
side of city limits humanlife is' not safe,
and it is aswell to getonefs self under
the protecting wingof the law before
nightfalL. Everybody wears his big
horse-pistol‘dangling frOm the rear of
his"bo1t.whercver he gees. -When3a '
gentleman makesla fashionable call,
he is, frequently obliged to'unstmp and
takeoff- the cumbersome thingwbefcro
he can sit down, but he would think no.-
more of going without it than without.
bismntalooco I ‘
A THIRD Tm 31'8ch Hm. , "
What a curimquesfioning feeling
pcople‘ have. about "second" marriages!
And the feeling ‘ increases directly and
tiply. A Western‘ widower, was con-
doled with by his neighbor‘ia this wise:
‘flknow what afliction means. Iam
living with) my, fifth wife". And the
lone wi'd . s facezlighted upwitha
smile. '* ‘ ‘
and-so was aborit to be married a
time. ‘ ~ . .
“But." said her'.friond. .ltifycur:
house burns down, wealdn’t youbuild
another-1". _ ' -' ’ ‘ .
. ". _. be, Irma." -wu'tho reply.‘
« _:ff~ rs "been ,bnrnea’ouuwioo. 1‘. -
'. womWMhn-oto sounding”.
’ ‘ " " " “ "'Islandof‘Mar-Aga-a't the menthoogma,
When-aminer-hisébeeneeten bfa’
. nated her.
“is
Men’s Dress Suits
from u. to 025.
Children's Suits,
4 to {gage-rs,
88 to 06.
Positivel .
Every Garment manufactured ,by Ourse*lves and SOld '
at the Lowest Possible Priies.
COOKED FOR’TIIE PATIENT.
Old Dr. Hewston was distinguished
for philanthropy. The doctor carried
his diploma in his hat, and his con-
science in his hand. On one occasion
the doctor had a case of malignant
typhoid fever. He prescribed rest and
nourishment for his patient.
" Give Dan plenty of chicken. He
must have moxe nourishment.”
“ Shall I kill a chicken 1’"
“Yes, you'd better kill a young
butter. Patients with typhoid fever
like plenty of gravy."
Dan’s wife killed, dressed and cooked
a fine chicken.
“ That‘s about right," said the doctor,
who was superintending the job, as he
cnviously eyed the chicken.
" Dan, how're you feeling l" _
" First rate. doctor, first rate."
“Let me feel your pulse?"
Dan extended his hand and arm.
" You are more feverish than usual.
I just ordered your wife to broil a'fine
chicken, but you can't eat it: you are
too feverish. "
. “What shall we do, doctor?" anxiously
inquired the wife.
"I-see no way out of the dimculty
but to eat the chicken ourselves I once
suffered from typhoid fever myself.
, madam."
A WOMAN DDELLIST.
In Russian Poland a lady recently
became her own champion by fighting
a duel with the man who: had calami-
It appears he had offered
hishand'whioh shehadrefused. Stung
byherrejoction, he set himself t‘o;spoil
ports about her. ’ this plucky
lady declared that a; duel alone could
vindicate her? honor, and, refusing the
assistance of several gentlemen who
were anxious to make her cause their
own; she invited her traducerto “ pistols
for two and coffee for One.” There was.
nothing fer the man to do but accept
the challenge, and the cembatants met
ina place outsideWarsaw. Beth Md
their aim. The lady proposed a second
shot, but'the seconds declared that full
reparation had been made, and‘she had
to defer to their ruling. 'Asfor her ad;
versary. he was so m'ovedby hermasolv
'line gallantry that he tendered no: 'o‘
formal and'simple apology On’the spot.
-' She accepted it.
A four-footed bird is found on the
Amazon.» In- due time one pair‘OI tho
.m them-kn bench-speaker? 3'
I 910091“ the young of the frog.
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rooster; broil it well, and add plenty of 7
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.DANBURYdL NORWALK R.R.
Commencing J one 15:, less.
I) A l I. Y 'r B A l N s
~ South.
Lv. Nomalk, lv .80. Norwalk, Anwlisen Eula
Islam 147mm. 755mm.
3 58 u o 03 u _
Is as p m 12 57p. m.
use . 445 “ ‘ cocp.m.
N'orth. '
Lv. Wilson Point, Lv.Sc. Nowell, Ar. News“:
8 30 a. In. 9 80 a. m. 9 25 a. In
140p.m. 213p.m. 218nm.
5 15 I: a 19 p. m.
e 15 u a so p. m.
CHAS. ll. CRAWFORD, Supt.
N. Y., N. E. L ETEAILBOAD.
Trains leave South Norwalk for New York.
“ Milk, 840 “
1:29am, Wash. ex 314p.m. Localex
6 88 “ Accom’tlon' e 41 “ s.yN.s -fal
195 “ )IIlk train cu “ Sp’fld ex
846 “ Accom’tlon ‘f 29 “ 8. N. spccla
9 so “. Boston ex 8 0! “ 13’: special
10 so “. Local ex 8,” “ s. N. spccla.
lo 55 “ Accom’tlon 9,44 “ Accom’tfon
la 13 p. In Boston ex 10 55 “ , Adams ex
1 46 “ Accom’tlon 11 (I “ - Boston ex
9 01’ " Newport ex II If “ “ ,
4 38 “ Accom’tfou Sundays 8 on a. In. Hal:
4" H ex . u ,‘1 Is AC.
'10. " ' “ . ' “ _ ‘51 pan.
no “' stmfd. '& N. ' ‘
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“cm or stealer.”
0n and after Satdrday afternoon, Aprll If, less,
will commence making regular in a,
Steamboat Dock, sou'ru Nolu ALK at 7:15 ..
a. m., touching at WILSON l’OIN'l‘, leaving more i
on arnval of the train from Danbur , landing at
Pler, foot of 28d Street, and Pier 2 If. It. (feat
of Beekman Street New York.) . .
Returning leave New York from .PIer 23. It. It, |
fool of Beckman street, at 2:80 ‘p. m., and from
Pier, foot Sadielrcet E. It, 9:50p. m., arriving at ,
wILsoN POINT about. 5:45. connectlng with .=
:11 trains on Daubury A News]: and New
oven ‘
roads. .
'I‘lle CITY OF ALBANY Is unrivalled by any
beacon Long Island Sound as to Burn, sum, 1
Germans: and consent. , *
Experienced and competent officers In every
4 “p. In. Boston ex 12 59 p. In. Boston ex
5 In a. In. Adams ex 8 05 “ Slamfd spcl.
540 “ Boston ex . ~83} “ Boston ex
It 50 “ 8.N. 4 4 “ “
G 11' “ Accom’tlon 5 09 “ Accom’tlon
'f 05‘ “ 13': tel 655 “ Accom’tlon
'l as “ 8.1!. ex 8 lo “ Newportspcl ‘ '
I A! “ Local ex 3 40 " Milk train
8 as “ “ ‘ 8 45 “ SN. special
9 08 “ “ “ 10 06 “ Express
9 38 “ Accom’tfon Is 56 “ Wash ex
10 $9 “ Local ex . Sunday Ac; 9 15 a. m.
11 so .‘ .Accom’tfon, “ Local 6 14 p. m.
1 mid Yorl firm Scotland;
leaving the a ' -
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UAIN‘I'ED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY~ OF THIS COUNTRY , WILL
woo Is‘unaco
. an sv sxammnc runs MAP.
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND &. PACIFIC RAILWAY
‘Wson of Its central position and close relation to anagrlnclpal lines East and
hentéfiltnk in this? 0 t‘hirnom' h mtgptggttaltioglzvhi‘d‘hpigvites facili
Mmeen oi as of Atlan ' an ts -
uses 9 W
Liberty. Iowa City, D’es Hollies. .
Amuduban. 3331mm 33mm” Contrt; igngdfggiiglwheaventvorth and Atoms ' ‘
In Knuau;Albe'rtLoa.mnn ' ' Minn - °"’
« polls an S Pa in . star-town _.
Dakota. and. hundreds or mogimomamddnes; touvlins. villages and stations. m
'l'l'll .ORE'AT. ROOK‘ ISLAND. ROUTE '
Guarantees Its patrons that sense of arsenal securl etc b
,thoro Windham road-bed; smoothptracks of contiguouargesltoel riflzegdigl
mum-“ms... .92.; savm.r..as.mw = usessrmsruvw r r
: e a ' . , -
and air-brakes: and that exactingy p .ine whi governs filings pp‘rdgtlig‘al
0 tion 0 all Its mains. Other spec! ties this route are Transfers at
can ng“ ts In nion Depots. and go unsurpassed cemforts and
1 3° “um rains magentChIcago cm the Sum
a can an s so vs a acorn-
Rafi ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coaches. Magnificen' It Ifullmau
pers of the baton d . and sumptuous Dining Cars, in which
fisher-ugly coonggl £981: £13211. "eisurelgweate “good Digestion wagging or:
A ‘ are also run the Celebrated Reclining 6.21.8.5“ y
THE FAMOUS~ ' ALBERT LEA ROUTE
Is the direct 923d favorite line between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul.
1'
where on- are made .135 (111101! De ots fo all ints in the Territories
and Brifil’rovinces. Over, this route, least Express? are run the .
W8- * ue localities, and hunting and fish.
, . laces. summer rear-ts. erm-
Ir‘lglgroungs of Iowa. and mnnesotii. It Is the most desirable route to the
r wheat fields and coral lands of Interior Dakota.
Still-another DIRE '1“ LINE. vie Sonece. and Kankakee. has been 0 ened
between Newport News. Richmond, Cincinnati. Indianapolis. and Info. 9 and
Council 131nm Kennesclig..mnnea lie and t. Paul and intermedla points,
For detailed Informs on see ps and elders. obtainsble.- as well- an -
Tickets. at 311 Dmclpd‘ Ticket Offices In the United States and Canada; cp
byeddrsssinc ..
R. R-rGABLEy .- E._ ST.‘ JOHN,
General ‘l’lcltol and Passenger Agcnl, cm: ago
’. ‘ serous :‘ninems ~BUSINESS! 1 BUSINESS”?
w mrooo Sun: Mon to go on‘ meat"
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Ihfs'comlng‘season, 'solIcItLug orders for :Nursery
Stocx,_wlth , _ , . _ V .,
, Taloél'rcpe'lolgrkcmprbgonwngwmpn? neg- Situated On Sprin Hill, Wilton Avenue, 7‘ fingM' 3:1?“ Mallets; ‘
usua » ~ WWII, 0': an ‘ m: i' ’ ' x M - l _ 0 8 on no . ace 8 I
'gmfizw;m manning at South filth“ qmnsumi’zifi: oggidgrfigtnue It“ prevlcuspoccupatfon,lagexamlprllainI;I foresees. ng
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