x—.
NORWALK GAZETTETUESDAY DECEMBER 8 1885
was returned as a 000k fighter-
'in weightfwhich weretorn from their
' The crater, which is completely ob-
lflbluc eyes she said, in tones that made
Items of Interest.
this, a,,remarkable§circumstance in
“Mob with the recent taking of
methane :in British 'Burmah, that
Ilthough the whole. IpOpulation is de-
votedto cock fighting, only one man
mantles bf deepsea coral, many tons -
ocean bed by the volcanic explodon in
Sunda Straits two years ago, may now
be seen two or three miles inland;
whither; they were home by the tidal
wave. ' '
A justice in Georgia recentlyundek, ,»
took to marry two couples at once and"
married both women to one of the men
before, he was aware of the fact. He
afterward got the matterstraightened '
out to the estisfaction of the contracting
parties. '
A Providence woman gave birth to
four children recently; the new comers
lived but a few hours. The husband
took advantage of the sensation it caused,
and got angadmission fee of tencene:
from each one. 500 people who view
the little ones bedies. ,
The history cf aVe’rmont mountain
,town is thus epitomized by a good
dimer: “Theseus melanomas- ._
up good farms, and the children got
rich from them. The grandchildren
ran , thedeown, and - loadedthe town
with debts. The next generation skipped
away to the west."
A strip of Arabian paper dating from
the ninth century, and containing-,0~
woodcut with ,oruafisnis and initial”.
SKIN, SGALP, noon
Cleansed.~Purlerd and Boautifled
F°
Inflammation, for curing the first symptoms of
Eczema, Psoriasis, Milk Crust
Scrofula,
Diseases, CUTICUBA, the great Skin Cure,
Curios“ SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beautifler,
externally and Curiclms Rssom’nnr, the new
‘Blood Purifier, internally. are infallible. *
for all skin diseases.
We have been selling your Cuticura Remedies
for the past three or four years, and have never
heard aught but good words in their favor. 1 our
Cuticura Soap is
clna'. soap we handle, and is highly prized here
for its soothing and softening effect upon the skin.
Wmenssrsn, VA.
Our sales of Cuticura are as large, it not larger,
than any medicine we sell; and we assure you that
we have never
purchaser was dissatisfied.- As to your Soap, we
can sell no.0ther. everybgdny wants Cuticura.
LOUISIANA, Mo.
Two of the worst cases of Salt Rheum I ever
saw were cured by your Cuticura Remedies, and
their sales exceed those of all other like remedies.
I sell very little of any other medicinal soap than
Are sold everywhere. Price: Cartoons, 500.;
Rnsonvsn'r $1; Soaraoc. Prepared by the Porrnn
Dime AND HEMIOAL 00., Boston, Mass.
by the Chilean Remedies.
Itcleansing the Skin and Scalp cl Disilgiirlng
Rumors, for allaylng Itching, Burning and
Scald Head,
and other Inherited Skin and B10333
NAUGHT BUT (£009.
ecldedly the best selling inedi-
J . CLIFTON WHEAT, Druggist.
—-.—-—I
'lIIE LARGEST SALE.
had a single instance in which the
MILLER & APMAN, Drugofsts.
SALT IIIIEUM CURED.
J. C. WILSON. M. D., HARVEL, ILL.
CUTICUBA REMEDIES
has just beeiiiiifouiid- among the papers
of the Austrian Archduke Rainer. This
relic shows that the art of woodcutting
was probably of Arabian origin, or that
it was, at all events, known to the Arabs
in the ninth century.
In“ “Wants giye_,.the,hgighg__
' of the great’Mexican volcano, Pope-
catepell, as 17,809 feet above the sea.
soured within by sulphurous vapor, is
about two and one-half miles-incircuit
and 1,000 feet deep. The entire centre of
the top of the mountain seems to be
solid sulphur, which is deposited at the
rate Of about a ton a day. '-
A colony of lepers is located at Trac-
_ adie, New Brunswick, in Gloucester
County, on the shores of the Gulf of
St. Lawrence. There is another small
settlement of lepersinthe British prov-
inces which is almost entirely unknown.
It is situated in the western part of
Cape-Breton, near Lake Ainslie, the
members being natives of the Highlands
of Scotland.
“The gold and scarlet of the; sun " is
rivaled in the cupolas of St. Peter's at
Moscow. There are five of the cupolas,
and 'no less than 900pounds of gold
were fused in' overlaying them. The
doors of the tample cost $310,000, and
upon the marble floors were expended
$1,500,000. Ten thousand worshippers
can be comfortable, if their souls let'
them, within this $12,500,000 temple.
A writer in the Eastern Medical Journal
says that the medical idea of a teaspoon-
ful is one fluid drachm. This is, in
fact, about the measurement of that
article as used by our grandmothers
But this and the dessert spoon are now
made so much larger than formerly that
they hold nearly two drachms, and
people who measure medicine by them
overdose themselves. The tablespoon
remains as in Old days.
One minute's imprisonment in jail was
the punishment imposed on a man
charged in a Clarendon (Ark) court
with having sold the products of land
for which he had failed to pity mill.
The trial occupied several days, and
upon the verdict beingpronounced the
condemned walked across the court-room
and place-d. himself in charge of the
sheriff; who took him to the jail, where
he served Out one minute's time.
One hundred and five years ago
Nicholas Thomas and Lucy Sonics livai
in Mt: Desert, Me... and wanted to be
married; There {$38319 minister-within
thirty miles. and so they married them-
selves." 3' On the town records, under
date of 1780. is the contract which they
drew up and signed—agreeing, in “the
presence of God, the angels, and these
witnesses. to love, to cherish and nour-
ish." and to “love, honor, and obey
him," as husband and wife,, so long ”l
God should continue their lives.
Five hundred years B. 0., the Etrus-
can ladies fastened their coils and braids
with spear-shaped pins, as beautiful-as
they were useful. Some of them were
made of ivory and some of bronze and
silver. They were ornamented in vari-
ous ways, some with busts carved upon
themLand some with full-length reclin-
xeq
1118 “E‘Yenus rising out of the.
sea and stroking * as; wet hair was
a favorite design; "" or; '
A custom of the days gohe by still
obtains in the; District of’.Cclumbia
courts. According to an old; Maryland
law, the foreman of each jury is pre-
sented with a pound of tobacco on ren-
dering the verdict in each case.‘ \As
thisis far in excess of the demand for
the weed, the cash equivalent ”0f
81 is substituted. The tobacco fund
amounts tea considerable sum during a
term of court, and is nsually'devoted to
the purchase of a tune for the foreman, :
bouquets for the ind and i‘i‘ninc‘rrccm-..i
forts for the‘iurors' ’ ‘ '
«a.—
Humanism: SINNER.
, “Is Mr. Jones at home ?” said a deacon
from the North, who had made a pil-
grimage to the habitation of Sam J ones,
the western revivalist, to see about .
getting the famous snakeewaker to visit
his locality and drive a spike in the tail
of the green dragon.
“N0; he's gene away," said the little
girl who opened the door for him.
“Will he return soon ?" inquired the
deacon, in an anxious voice. -
_ "No ; he won't be back for a week,"
replied the child.
“What!" exclaimed the deacon, as he
tugged at his beard in great disappoint-
ment, “ not back for a week ? Well.
that is too bad! But I must see him——
yes, I_ really must see him, and I can‘t
go back without doing it. W’ here is the
good man, sissy ?”
And the: deacon bent toward the little
girl to catch the reply.
The child had eyed the deacon closely,
' ”ind seemed to take it for granted that
the cause of his great anxiety to see the
evangelist was similar to that of another
class of callers whose visits had no doubt
bewuie quite frequent, so she looked
up into the face of the anxious man,
- and with an artless look of pity in her
him feel as though he had stolen a horse
and been caught with the bridle under
his coat:
“Well, you poor, miserable sinner. I
s'pose you can come in. I reckon may.-
be mother can pray for you."
The deacon kissed the child and gave
her a dime to send to. the heathen, as he
turned sadly away.
.__._. o—o.
. 4
Semi for “How to Cure Skin Diseases 1’ 5
GRUBS Pimples, Skin Blemishes and Baby 6
' a _ _ tHlII‘IIOI‘S cured by Curicuna Soar. g
I
- 7
O A | A R R : 7
. *3", ' - HE Great Balsamic g
( ~; 3Q Q Distilllatlon of Witch- 9
‘ ‘ Pine Can-
0 ads 1hr, Marigold, (510va
. lBlnflmmsg'ctC. etc., called
sanford’s Radical Cure, for
the immediate iellef and
employee of the boats on
the owner thereof.
BDANURYdNORWALK an.
, ,L
11-93 . "" Accom’tion “
Framhi Lille Direct 0 New York
—--I.ANDING AT—
Pelr 23 E. R, foot of Beekman Street.
Lower Rates than by any other Line.
——~'I‘ II E I’ ll 0 I‘ E IiIiEIl ,—
it s
run/112'.
a. ,.
City of No
On and after Monday, Nov. 1, (till further notice,
Ice permitting) leaving NOI‘WIIIK, ’l licsdays, Thin-s-
nd Saturda s. .
dal’fgt‘hming. leail’c New Yp’il‘k, Iggmfilavs, ,W canes-
d h‘rida s rem er .
gaging?“ Street)y, dropping at; South Norwalk both
we Slight taken from and reclved for all oints on
the Daubudry 13d tes
~erreuctra . ;
atIllpol’l application to agents City of Norwalk Will
be sent for speh'llliil lotspf freight anywhere in New
‘ rk oritsvic t ..
“‘81“! persons lire forbid trusting any of the
IL, (foot of
to deliver and receive feight.
Norwalk and Shepaug tallroads
this line on account of
Ian.
Commencing J one 1st, 1885.
DAILY TRAINS
Cntlcura ;
' GEORGE a. ANTHONY, Di‘uggisf. eh
KEWANEE, ILL. 501.1 . m '
Lv. Norwalk, Lv .So. Norwalk, Ar._\tu50n Po 0
B‘BBEB’S ITCK CURE”. If 34 8x21). 33; “hm ‘ 5;, m m.
have been sellin our Cuticura Remedies for 8 ss ‘
thle last six ears, aigitl I find that they give uni- 12 02 pain. 1a 51p.“m. ‘ 6 05 m
vernal satisfliotion. They cured me of a severe 4 39 4 45 p. .
case of Barber’s Itc‘hv, when other gmfiifgéaibed' North.
W. C. ANDRE __S, Drugqist, on. ’ . Lv. Wilson Point, Lv.So. Norwaik, Ar. Non-walk
Escn . 9°0a.m. 925mm
DOCTORS m um "um 5’33 $112.2 is p. m a is p. 3m.
The Cutleura Remedies are excellent Remedies , 15 u 5 19 p_ m.
6 15 “ 6 20 p. m.
CHAS. M. CRAWFORD, Supt.
N. 7., u. n’. a s. RAILROAD.
Trains leave South Norwalk for New York.
66 p. in. Boston ex 12 59 p. in. Boston ex
24 a. m. Adams ex 2 05 “ Stamfd spot.
40 “ Boston ex 3 39 “ Boston ex
50 “ S.N. special 4 47 “ “
1': “ Accom’tion 5 09 “ Accom’tlon
05 “ I” s ecial 6 65 “ Accom’tlon
26 “ S.N. 0. ex 8 10 “ Newport spcl
42 “ Local ex 8 40 “ Milk train
25 “ “ “ 8 45 “ S.N. special
08 “ “ “ 10 05 “ Express
38 “ Accom’tlon 12 56 “ Wash ex
Sunday.Ac., o-lsnmu.’
Local 0 14p. m.
“ Milk, 8 40 “
Leaves South Norwalk for New Haven.
6 14 pz‘m. Local ex
malosr— .-
ermanent cure of eve 1:22a. in. Wash. ex
arm of Catarrh, from r: 033 “ ’ Aceom’tion a 4? S.IN.s ecial
simple Cold in the Head to 7 25 “ Milk train 650 “ Sp’f’ld . ex
Loss of Smell, Taste and 846 “ Accom’tlon 1 29 “ S. N. special
Hearing, Cough and Ca- 9 20 “ Boston ex 8 02 “ B’t special
tarrhal Consumption. Complete treatment, con- 10 20 “ Local ex 824 2: S. N. special
sistlng of one Bottle Radical Cure one box Cm 1055 “ Accom’tion 944 “ Accom tion
itarrhal Solvent, and one Im roved 'Inhaler, in one 12 13 p. in. Boston ex 10 56 “ Adams ex
package ma now be had 0 all Drugglsts for $1. 1 46 “ Accom’tion 11 47 “ Bostgn ex
'Ask for u ord's Radical Cure. 2 01 “ Newport ex 12 21
WITH 4 32 ‘: Accom’tion Sundays 8 00 can. Mail
Complete Treatment INHALER $1. 33 g 1..., ex .. 3.13pm.“
“The out absolute specific we know of.”—Med- 540 u stmfd. m, N.
Times. “ he best we have found in a lifetime of Especial
suiIering.”—Rev. Dr. thgm, Boston. “After a
long stru 1e with Catarrh, the Radical Care has
conquers ”—Rev. S. W. Munroe, Lewtsburgh, Pa.
A
"I have not found a case that it did not relieve at.
once.”-Andrew Lee, Manchester, Mass.
's
13‘“.
original and elc .lnt antidote to pain and
mation the Conforms ANTI-PAIN PLASTER.
Especially adapted to ladies by reason of its dell-
te
casts,it5c.; five for $1.00. Mailed free. Por'l‘sn
BUG AND CHEMICAL 00., Boston.
right way than anything else in this world. All Of
' either sex, succeed from firsthour. The broad road
to fortune opens befofe the workers,absolutcly sure
at once address, Tans at 00., Augusta, Maine.
EAST SIDE OF MAIN STREET, SOUTH
Plants &Flowers at all seasons
Flowers for Funerals furnished and tastefully
arranged to order at short notice.
Hatch, Ballet 0.00.
Potter Drug and Chemical 00., Boston.
-. ,. ".‘ I Must Give Up, 1 cannot bear
his pain, I ache all over. and nothing 1
try does me any good.” Backache,
Weakness, Uterine pains.
Lameness Hacking Lough,
and Chest pains cured by thaitnhew,
am-
Soreness
Pleurisy
odor and gentle medicinal action. At drug-
Send six cents for postage, and re-
PBIZEceive free, a costly box of goods
' which will help you to more money
JOHN H. SMITH,
FLORIST,
OF RAILROAD,
City of’Sonth Nor-walk. Coma,
AN ELEGANT
P. 0. Box 3755.
SPECIALTY
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lists of
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Linney's improved Newspaper Files, 10 sizes.
“Triumph ” steel Pens, 12 Nos. Samples andprices
on receipt of six
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"The Only" Pencil Holders. Sample by mail 10
cents.
Order through your local dealer or direct of the
manufacturers.
w. 1'. PRATT a. co.,
Eeao'guartersfar everything in the Stationery and
Fancy
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AND DEALERS IN
E B. CRAUFURDQ'F
Insurance, Real Estate and
Investment Securities,
3i Main Street, Norwalk,
Agent for the
American Ins. (20., of Newark, N. J.,
Assets ................................. 3 1,721,424
Northern Assurance 00., of Londgn. . . . 16,225,422
Germaina Fire Ins. 00., of New in ork. .
2,700,000
MANUFACTUERRS Montauk Fire lbs. 00., of New York. . . . 339,660
Jersey City, of Jersey ................... 3l6,863
‘ 7 1181' Gfllll. BflllllS flllll Mortgages
LUMBER: 0f the Equitable Mortgage CO., of Kansas, and
Tlltllliit; 6 per cent. Bonds
‘ 0f the 'Middlesex' Banking 00., of Mlddletown
Conn. Princl a1 and Interest of both guaranteed,
SHING-LES’ NSacgrlties o hlliggszcriptions bought and sold; at
eAwlargb 11333.; of desirable dwellings and farms
. LAT”, for sale. 1y54
DOORS. Geo. S. Gregory.
t-‘m St L Livery. Boarding, Sale,
BLINDSj Feed and Exchange
WINDOW FRAMES;
PICKETS, cc.
Veneered Hard Wood Work,
fi
Hard wood Coiling & Flooring, ; '“"‘ '-—- - as?
No. 14: Knight. 11%.
(in rear of Horse Car Depot},
.4 . Non-walk. Conn NORWALK.‘ CONN. .
Carriages furnished at all hours. L-nzrteous
: mention and gentlemanlydrivers. 1y
ACCORDING. 2
.3 . “I have lost a wallet containing 8700," ,
he observed as he pulled excitedly at his 3
cigar, “ and I was wondering how much
reward I had better offer for its return."
“'That‘s'according,” said the other.
“According to what I‘"
" To where you lost it."
“0b. is Chicano" .
“ Well, then, you’d better make the
reward at least $800 !"
iii. Bi?
WHO IS UNAOQUAINTED'VIITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS COUNTER . WELL
SEE RV EXAMININO THIS MAP. THAT THE
shimmer
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3‘! v.— ..‘~ ,
.'Y' EstLoult i...
id, _2u3.1dt'slly cam-wen. at ca.
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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND a PACIFIC RAILWAY
Ev reason 'of its cents-s1 position and close relation to all rlnclpal lines East; and
‘. Jest, at initial and to
nontai link in that a stem 0
‘. ates travel and
uh
i lsotbe favorite and (best route to and from oints Eas
a a ‘ points West Northwgst and Sou hwest.
itsmaln
Southeast, and corresponding
_ The Rock Island system includes in
.i'ollet, Ottaw La Belle, Peoria Geneseo
Davenport, uscatine, W gton, ll'
.=.iberty, Iowa. City, Des Molnas.
Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre
Trenton, Cameron and Kansas ty, in
in Kansas; Albert Lea, Minneapolis and
Dakota, and hundreds of intermediate
THE. GREAT ROCK
and
airfield Ottumwa.
Indianola, W
rminal 1points, constitutes the mos important mid-comi—
thro a transportation which invites and facili-
0 between oi as of the Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. it
Northeast and
line and branches, Chicago,
Molina and Rock Island in nllno.s;
Oskaloosa. West
lantlc, Knoxvnle,
interact
Gallatln,
At
Council Bluffs, in Iowa;
Missouri; Leavenworth and Atchison,
St. Paul, in Minnesota; Watertown in
cities, towns, villages and stations.
ISLAND ROUTE
(lz—uarantees its patrons that sense of personal security afforded bya solid,
thoroughly ballasted road-bed' smooth
stantlally,_bullt culverts and 13:1 -
human skill can
and air-brakes' and that 9
operation of all its trains. other
it,
11
make it; the safe 'a
xacting disgliiline whic
speci ties of this route
of continuous steel rail; sub-
rolling stock as near perfection as
stout buffers, platforms
governs the practical
are Transfers at
11311095 Of
connecting points in Union Depots. and the unsurpassed comforts and
luxuries of its er uipment.
The Fast Express
ns
nosed of well ventilated, flnel
tween Chicago and the Missouri River are com-
Day Coaches Magnificent Pullmafi
u bolstered
Palace Sleepers of the lates up and sumptuous 3 Cars, in whic
elaborately cooked meals are leisurel eaten "good Digestion waiting on
Be een Chicago an
Appetite, and Health on both."
,tohlson. are
alsorun the Celebrated Reclining Chair Cars
Kansas City and ;
THE FaMous ALBERT LEA ROUTE
l.- the direct and favorite line between Chicago
w here connections are made irfii'sUnion De ate for all points in the Territories ,
'mri British Provinces. Over 1; route,
(places, summer resorts, picture
3 of Iowa and Minnesota. It is
mil wheat fields and asto
Still another DIRE T LINE, via
rt News. Richmond, Cln
---.t3ring
i r groun
‘twccn Newpo
. :nnoll Bluffs. Kansas Cl
For detailed informs. on see
‘lcets, at all principal‘Ticket Oflces in the U
D ssing
i.-_7 cadre
R. ii. CABLE,
President and General tisnsger. Chicago.
ral lands of interior D
Seneca an
dune
,Minnea 011s and St.
ps and Folders obtainable. as well as
nited Sta
and Minneapolis and St. Paul.
1: Express Trains are run to the 5
no localities, and hunting and fish-
0 the most desirable route to the l
akota. .
Kankakee. has been 0 ened e
.dianapolis, and Lafayet e and g
i ’ Paul ‘and intermediate points. 3
tesand Canada; or E
-E. ST. JOHN,
donerai'llcket and fsssenner Agent, Chicago. I
5 maimed for six months ilmlcrfllie treat-
factured expressly for this season.
shapes, as it would cover this whole paper to publish all our new styles
we have ready for this Winter.
WFas/zz'on Catalogue and Price Li's! sentfree.
, Ifeaoy Reductions in
Hill iii IVIIITEII cioimia
Over One Million Dollars stock to select from. Everything manu-
We can only show a few of our
. \‘x ;.
605, 607, 609, Broadway, comer Houston St.
65l, 653, 655, 657, Eighth Avenue cor. 42d St.
Reduce: t: :;e::c:: ta
9 9 a. a e .
imam... NEW YORK CITY. m........
.5, so, 08, 09. A \ .4. .8, .0.
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neduccd to Rediiced to Reduced to , Reduced to Reduced to
82.50, 04, as. $12, 014, $10, 818. 3 0'1. 89, 010. an. 018. no. on, 014, Oil. 08, M. 05, ea.
Former Price, Former Price, i, Former Price, Former Price, Former Price,
04, so, as. era, are, one, 325. 810, 012, 914,010, on. .14, us, as, 030.. on, so, as, so.
ODDS AND ENDS.
is the title of a new London song.
0
Know Thyself, by reading the “Science
for young and middle—aged men.
6
Boston is to have a crematory. If the
citizens of the Hub should get tired of it
they can turn it into a public bean bakery.
-—Ncw York Tribune.
0
Attar of roses is now selling at' $119 .a
pound, and a great deal of suffering among
poor people is expected this winter in con-
sequence—Boston Transcript.
Q
The Nebraska maiden who has been
asleep for three consecutive weeks is sup-
posed to be a saleslndy in a store which
doscn’t advertise—N. Y. Journal.
If you are tired taking the large Old-
,_ fashioned griping pills, try Carter’s Little
Liver Pills and take some comfort. A
gill!) can’t stand everything. One pilln
056.
coo
A 67-year-old woman has married a 15-
children must be stopped though all the
militia in the country has to be called out.
—Pliiladelphia Chronicle.
Some papers claim that Fitzhugh Lee’s
paign. That’s not his fault however, for
he sat down on it as much ashe could all
through the struggle—Lowell Citizen.
0
A cunn son I’IMPLES. '
My face for the last two years was cov-
ered with pimples so bad, that I used to
be ashamed to go anywhere. I took two
bottles of Sulphur Bitters and thefpimples
disapeared. I use them every spring—C.
K. Donn-Fall River. ~
A crazy quilt exhibition is now open in
New York city. The pictures of the quilts
which have appeared in some of the daily
papers there can be distinguished from
Servian war maps. by the names under
ihem.—Norristown Herald.
4
O
THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED.
Ihavc been sick more or less for the
last ten years, which has cost me many
dollars in doctors’ and druggists’ bills.
The last two years it only cost me three
dollars. Why? Because I nsedSulphur
Bitters instead of employing doctors.
They cured me of Jaundice.—F. F. Boyd,
Hoboken.
She—“I don’t like my bonnet now that
I have got it. It doesn’t match my hair
at all.” He—“You ought to have thought
of that before you bought it." She—“My
bonnet P” He—“No, your hula—«Boston
Transcript. ~
6
Many persons in Pittston are using Ely’s
Cream Balm, a Catarrh remedy, with most
satisfactory results. Alady is recovering
the sense of smell which she had not en-
'Oyed for fifteen years. She had given up
or case as incurable. Mr. Barber has
usedfitfinhis family and recommends it very
highly. A Tunkhannock lawyer, known
tO many of our readers, testifies that he
was cured of partial deafness.—.Pittston
Pa.tGazette. Not a liquid or a snufi. 50
con 5. .
0
Last Sunday as Parson Bledsoe passed
down Austin avenue, he noticed Uncle
Mose hard at work in his front yard mend-
ing the fence.
“Don’t yer know dis am der Lord’s day?”
“Yes, arson but I kept yesterday sa-
cred for unday."
“Dar was no church services yesterday."
“Ob course not. I means I went and
cotchcd the biggest string ob fish yer eber
saw. Yer don’t expect a man ter obsaitve
der Lord’sjday twist, does year?” '
,“The American eagle still screams,"
thundered a silver coinage orator, holding
up a silver dollar so the crowd could see
it. “You bet he does,” came a voice from
the middle of the multitude, “he screams
for the other fifteen cents."-Cincinnati
'Mei'chnnt. Traveler. '
Those persons who do not need Iron,
but who are troubled with Ncl-vousness
and Dyspepsia, will find in Carter’s Little
Nerve Pills amost desirable article. They
are mostly used in combination with Car-
ter’s Littchiver PillsJand in this way often
exert a most magical effect. Tulle just
one pill of each kind immediately after
eating and you will be free from Indiges-
tion and dyspepsia. In vials at 25 cents.
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"Have you seen the new star in the ne-
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man of another, the other day. “Well
—no, Illaven't" responded the party ad-
dressed. “Buthas up in Chicago the
other day, and saw a snide company in
‘Mikado.’ At what time is fAndromeda’
to be given in Quincy?—Chicago Tribune.
SUFFERING WOMANIIOOD.
Too much effort cannot be made to
bring to the attention of sufferin woman-
llOO the great value of Lydia . Pink-
lium‘s Vegetable Compound as a remedy
for the disease of women, and perhaps
nothing is more effectual than the testi-
mony of those who have been cured by it.
Sucn an one is the wife of General Bar—
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from the General‘s letter asfollows: “Dear
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my testimony to the most superb .medi-
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several years for what the physicians called
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saddle was an issue in the Virginia cam- :
An Illinois preacher shook hands with
‘ a female convert andlbroke her arm. It
“Father’s teeth are stopped With Zinc" i was the first time she had been brought
E to acknowledge the power of religion.—
' Boston Post. ? ’
of Life,” the best medical work published ‘
‘ cold sores.
O .
Buttons are going out of style. Now
we can understand why it is that a man
can reach out. for a shirt every seventh
morning and never find it supplied With
the necessary complement of buttons.
He has a fashionable wife—Yonkers
Statesman.
______...__.__., _.
J. T. Sloan, Esq. the well known New
Haven Real Estate Agent, says :—“I think
Borazel is the best application for Catarrh
of which 1 have any knowledge. When
I suffer from cold in the head, it. relieves
and enables me to rest well at night. I
have found it agreeable and speedily effec-
tive." *
I used Borazcl for cold in the head and
Its effect was almost magical.
~—M. E. Adams.
T be above are but samples of many sim-
ila r expressions of satisfaction.
Q.—-————-
Fond parent to his five—year-old girl:
“Why, Katie, ain’t you ashamed to sit on
year-old boy. This heartless cruelty to _
Mr. Blank’s lap and kiss him?” Katie:
“W’y, no; mamma docs jes’ the same.”-—~
Red fire —curtain.
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A cold in the head requires immediate
attention, as neglect oftentimes results in
some more serious disease. Sutton’s Ca-
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immediate relief.
“My wife has been afllicied with catarrh
for a number of years without findiuc re-
lief. At last she was induced to try ut-
ton’s Catarrh Cure, from which she has
l'CClCVCd great benefit, and has no hesitaney
in pronouncing it the best medicine she
has ever tried .”~--J . W. Lambert, Stamford,
Conn. Sec udv’t.
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A Paris letter says the rage in that city
at present is “to be married at midnight.”
The mania should be discouraged. When
a young woman gets married she should
have her eyes wide open, which is seldom
the case at midnighL—Norristown Her-
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ALL TASTESESALLP iii.
; This is a careful selection of
household receipts for Cooking,
Curing, Cleansing and in short
giving the most. approved modes
of doing everything cunuvcted
with our daily family living, It
is a heck of I55 pages and every
receipt given has been practically
tested and approved. The hook
is lama! by the compili-r and sold
2'02" the purpose ol'liqiiixluliug the
debt. upon the l-lpiscopiil l'nrson~
order under my own supervision, to suit my cns- ;
ex-Deputy Sheriff Charles Adams, Mr. Clarence
A DOG \VHICH HANKEBED.
Recently, on a forenoon a farmer.
whose wagon needed some repairs, stop-
pod at a blacksmith’s shop on one of the
avenues He had with him a dog almost
as big as a yearling calf, and when the
wagon was run into the shop the dog was
tiedto a post near the door. By and by
quite a little crowd gathered to comment
on his size and appearance, and along
came an under-sized, common-looking
our and sat down about ten feet away.
It was then the big dog swelled up and
sent forth thunderous growls and howls.
He scratched the earth. He demanded
blood. He tugged at-his chain with the
strength of an ox.
; "Don't anyone let that 'ere dog
loose I" cautioned the farmer, as he came
from the back end of the shop.
“S'posen we did 2" queried one of
the boys.
"Then he’d lessen the number of dogs
in this village by fifty l"
The farmer went away, and the big
dog continued to tug and strain to get
at the little dog. The latter didn’t scare
worth a cent. He sat there as if he
meant to stay to dinner. Everybody
was wishing that the big dog would get
loose, when along came a man who stop-
ped and asked :
“ What's the trouble I"
"That big dog wants to get free.”
"Oh, he; does? Well, I'll help him
to. If
He walked up to the post and cut the
rope, and the next instant the big dog
and the little dog Were so mixed up that
one could hardly separate them. ;
But this lasted only a minute. All at
once the big dog broke for the sidewalk
and up the street. and the little dog
hung to his hind leg for at least a hun-
dred feet. The farmer came out to see
his Jumbo legging it for the country,
.while the little dog sat down on the
curbstone watching his flight, and he
turned to the yelling crowd and
exclaimed:
"What are you fools lafiin'at? Didn’t
I tell you my dog wouldn’t be mean
enough to fight anything less'n a
panther ?"
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THE TELEPHONE GIRL.
There had been an unusual electrical
disturbance, and the telephone girl had
received several discouraging shocks
while answering calls. As might have
been expected, this soured her temper
more or less, and when 585 called she
uttered her customary ”hello " so snap-
pishly that the manager who sat by,
know somebody was about to suffer.
“Give me Mr. Bullwinkle's store,
please." said Mrs. Bullwinkle, who had
called.
"All right! Here it is."
“Hello! Is Mr. Bullwinkle there?"
“ N c, ma’am, " replied one of the clerks.
“ Do you know where he is I’"
At this instant the heartless girl
switched on Warpman. who was describ-
ing the gentleness of a horse he was
about to purchase to one of his friends,
and the reply Mrs. Bullwinkle got was:
“I was down to Farman's this after-
noon, and when I wont to the barn I
found Farnlnn's wife with her arms
around his neck, and when I spoke
about taking him away, she began cry-
ing and said she would not be able to
live without him. "
“She did, eh i" said Mrs. Bullwinkle,
sputtering into the transmitter. “The
hussyl We’ll see!" And when the
same number called for a surgeon just
before bedtime, the telephone girl knew
that Mm. Bullwinkle “had soon."
now PLUG HATS ARE MADE.
To make the silk stove-pipe hats. a
large square of muslin is dipped into
shellac, wrung out and then stretched
over a wooden frame to dry. After dry-
ing it iscut up into sizes and shapes
suitable for the various parts of the hat.
Some pieces are cut on the bias for the,
crowns of hats, others are stifi'ened par-
ticularly for the bi'i'nls, while the muslin
for the central cylinders, which are the
sides, is cut into oblong squares. The
material for a dozen of these hats is
then given to a workman, who draws the
frame of the hat together around the
block and fastens it by means of a hot
iron. The shell of the hat, as it is called
is then varnished and dried, making it
stifi‘, and then the silk plush is put on,
a man ironing it to the shella—ccovercd
shell and sponging it with water at every
stroke of the iron. Girls sew in the
brim after the sides of the shell have
been fastened, and then thO seams are
Bound in Cloth, 75 Cents.
if is Paper, 50 H
DAILY, per Year (without Sunday) so 00
DAILY, per Month (without Sunday) ‘50 .
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FOR EVERY DAY IN THE YEAR 7 Ct)
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New CANAAN. June 1, 1885.
gone over with a hot iron, which con-
coals all traces of them. The brim is
then curled, as in the case of a felt in»
hole, and then the but goes away to the
luering machine, where polish brushes,
revolving rapidly, give it a high polish. .
From the lusting machineit goes to the '
hands of a girl, who trims it and puts in
s.“
has her_ weak and stro
to write it
the lining. . I;
1 The Household.
Evan! on may not know that white
wax is excellent for greasing tins upon
which small cakes are to be baked. The
wax. ;
Avocano rams. commonly called
“alligator," are delicious for breakfast
or lunch. Quarter them, and remove
the pulp with a silver knife; spread it
.on slices of bread, and season with salt
and pepper to taste. .
Ramon) cans—One cup sugar, one
tablespoonful of butter beaten to a
cream, three eggs beaten to a froth, one
cup flour, three tablespoonfuls sweet
milk, one teaspoonful cream of tartar,
half teaspoonful soda, half teaspoonfnl
salt.
A annaasmne DRINK IN ravens.—
Put a little sage, two sprigs of balm,
and a little sorrel into a stone jar, hav:
ing first washed and dried them. ; Peel
thin a small lemon, slice it, and put a
small piece of the peel in; then pour in
three pints of boiling water. Sweetcn,
and cover it close.
How '10 wean nmox smacks—Put
the calicoes in a boiler, with enough
cold water to cover them well, and let
them some to a boil. Then take out
into clean water, and soap and rub any
part of the white (if there is any) which
still looks soiled, after which rinse,
wring as dry as possible, and dry
quickly. '
MILK saucn. -Rub one tablespoonful
of butter into a large cup of sugar, add
two beaten eggs and work all to a froth.
Wet one-half a teaspoonfnl of corn-
starch and stir into the mixture; then
stir in five tablespoonfuls of boiling
milk, beating well all the time. Set the
dish in a pan of boiling water and
simmer five minutes. Flavor to taste.
Tnnsa cams are recommended by a
correspondent : Half apound of butter,
half a pound of sifted sugar, three entire
eggs and three yolks, one tablespoonful
of orange flower water and half a pound
of sifted flour. Bub the butter to a
cream with the sugar; and the eggs and
the orange flour water, afterward the
flour. Bake little cakes of the same on
s well-buttered pan.
Tar ms moms: Two eggs and
their weight in butter, sugar and flour.
Have the butter soft, and mix it with
the sugar. Beat the whites and yolks
of the eggs separately, and mix with
peel of half a lemon, and then stir in
the sifted flour. Pour into a buttered
pan, filling it a little more than half
full, and bake in a moderate oven.
IRON sums. —These may be removed
with juice of lemon, or of sorrel leaves;
but if these fail, moisten the stain spots
with water and rub on a little powdered
oxalic acid. Wash the acid ofi‘ thor-
will eat the cloth. Also, wash it from
your hands, and keep it away from
children, for it is poisonous in the
mouth. Ink stains may be taken out
in this way. Acids had better be used
only on white goods.
Mn. P. T. Banxnu’s recipe for prepar-
ing pigs’ feet is admirable: Wrap each
foot in a cotton bandag , wound about
it two or three times, and cord it with
twine. When all the feet are ready
plunge them into boiling water, and
boil them for four hours. Let them
remain in the bandages until they are
needed to fry, boil or pickle. The skin
will hold together while cooking, and
when eaten they will be tender and
delicate as possible.
THE FOLLOWING is the simplest and
best way of cleaning light kid gloves,
except the lavender color, which cannot
be thus treated: Put the gloves on the
hands, then wet an old and very soft
silk handkerchief with milk, and mb on
it a piece of white soap. Apply this to
the soiled portions till the” spots disap-
pear, tlien wet the entire glove, and
pull and stretch it until dry. With
proper care the drying will be efi‘ected
without wrinkles.
Farm) caummwan must be served
hot ; clean and wash the cauliflower well,
parboil it in salt in water and cut in
small pieces. Make a batter of three
tablespoonfuls of flour with two yolks 'of
eggs and cold water or milk enough to
make a thin paste, adding half a tea-
spoonful of olive oil and a little salt,
mixing well. Beat the whites of the
eggs to a stifi‘ froth and mix with the
rest. Dip the pieces of cauliflower in
the batter and fry in hot fat. Take
them out of the pan with a skimmer,
turn them in a warm colander and
sprinkle salt over them. serving hot.
Too onus the bones of roast beef,
poultry or game are thrown away as
worthless when they would make an
appetizing soup. Break the bones in
pieces and put them in the soup kettle
with suflicient water salted to taste for
the amount of soup required. When
the water boils, remove the scum and
add for everyan of water two bay
leaves, four cloves, four peppercorns
and one onion, Let all boil gently for
three hours and then strain the soup
through a fine sieve and set it on the
fire. Mix two tablespoonfuls of flour
with one egg and milk enough to make
a thick paste, pour it slowly into the
soup, stirring constantly until it is
cooked, adding a little chopped parsley.
The strained bone soup may be also
used for preparing any sort of soup.
Hm
Outin thecountryanoteisabig
thing. Country merchants take notes
~ from farmers for supplies of groceries,
and implement dealers acquire big boxes
full of I 0 Us. In some sections of the
West everything is done by note, to be
paid "after harvest." "Out in Western
Iowa the other day, " writes a correspon-
dent, “I came across a country store-
keeper, a German. I sold him a small
hill of goods and took his note for the
amount. That note is as good as wheat.
It will be paid on the very day it falls
due.
and said:
" ‘Jake, did you sell your buy horse
to that chap who pretended to be a
lightning-rod dealer ?’
“ ‘Yah,’ replied the storekeeper.
“ ‘ Did you get cash for him i"
" ‘Not von oeut.’
“ 'Just as I thought. That lightning-
rod peddler is a swindler. He has sold
your bay horse for $80 cash and has
skipped the country. “You'll lose
every cent of it.’ ‘
"But Jake didn’t seemed to be
alarmed. He laughed and chuckled,
saying:
“ ‘Dos vos a good choke. He sell dat
horse for eighty tollar, ven he pay me
a huntert and vorty.’
“ ‘But you have been cheated out of
your horse. The man is a swindler.’
“ ‘ Sheated ?_ Svindler? I guess not.
Ain'd I gothis note for a huntert and
vorty tollars ?’ "
_“Sa ," shouted a be , in front of the
City ;II. the other afternoon. Some.
thing hkc fifty men came to a dead
halt. “Suylyour wife said I was to
tell you not to forget to bring home
tea!" continued the b0 , in a louder
{12:39: legsortyiifive mteeniw eeled, slapped
; an gran out: “ a
n I hadn't forgotten all about it Naked
The man who said: “ A land]
boards her lodgers, like the resatdbfwnh:
points, the
an the strong
being her coffee
her butter," would probably be ungal-
lgnt enough to agree with the followin :
The renson why a woman always ad -
a postscrl t to her letter is because she’s
bound to ave the last word, if she has
herself. "
tin must be warm enough to melt the »
'lee
the butter and sugar; add the grated .
oughly soon after it is put on, or it
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