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Norwalk weekly gazette, Tuesday, September 1, 1885 · page 4

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- Items of Interest.

An Irish invention shields the wheels
of horse cars so as to prevent injury to
individuals falling between them.

Statisticians state that out of six hun-
dred graduates of a well-known ladies’
college, scarcely one-third have entered
the holy state of matrimony.

Brandy used to be the drink pa?‘ er-
cellence of the Southerner. It was dis-
placed by whiskey; and now whiskey is
giving away to wine, ale and beer.

Mr. John Roach, the Philadelphia.
ship-builder, is an Irishman from the
neighborhood of Mitchellstown, in the
county of Cork.

Prince Louis of Battenberg, is an
excellent practical printer, and once
when his ship reached a small port
where no one was competent to print
the programmes required for a dance
given by the officers, the Prince came
forward and undertook the work.

Dora White, a Western advocate of
additional rights for her sex, demands
that divorce shall be made easier for
women and entirely impossible for men.
Only by such a reform, she thinks,
would feminine helplessness be made
equal to masculine perfidy in courtship
and marriage. ‘

Drinking water, says a hygienic
writer. may be tested in this simple
way :' “Fill a pint bottle three-quarters
full of the water. Dissolve in it one
half teaspoonful of the best white sugar.

Set it away ,in a warm place' for forty-
eight hours. If the water becomes
cloudy it is unfit to drink.”

Thimbles lined with Indian-rubber
are now employed, and are said not to
fall off so easily as the ordinary unlined
thimble. They are also warmer to the
skin and free from the metallic “rust"
which sometimes takes the form of
verdigris, a substance of a poisonous
nature. _

Clams to the number of a dozen or so
fell recently from a clear sky at Mam-
scato, Minn., the velocity of their
descent shattering the shells. The
clams were alive and labout four inches
in length. The phenomenon, it is said,
was witnessed by several trustworthy
men.

Lemonade is said to be one (i the
best and safest drinks for any person,
whether in health or not, being suitable
for all stomachio disorders, and excellent
in sickness. Lemon juice is the best
anti-scorbutic remedy known. If the
gums are daily rubbed with lemon juice,
they will be kept in health.

Recently, Mrs. James Walker,
Warren, Me, was examining an old
quilt, she saw, glistening through a
threadbare place, something that looked
like gold. On examination she found
it to be a valuable gold ring. The ring
was lost thirty-five years ago by Mrs.

' Walker’s mother in the town of Redfield
at an old-fashioned quilting. '

You can make enduring labels by
writing with a soft lead pencil on soft
wood, over which a coat of white paint
has recently been spread. The'paint
must not be dry when the pencil is used.
The pencil marks will usually stand up
distinctly above the surrounding surface
when the weather has worn the adjacent
parts away.

It has been shown experimentally
that seed corn is rendered more valuable
by being slowly kiln dried at ahigh
temperature, the corn so treated ger-
urinatingr in much colder weather than
would otherwise be the case, while, on
the other hand, it may be exposed to
much greater heat without losing its
germinating power.

The Big Woods of Minnesota are
rightly named, for they cover 5,00!)
square miles, or 3,200,000 acres, of
surface. These woods only contain
hard-wood growths, including white and
black oak, maple, hickory, basswood,
elm, cottonwood, tamarack, and enough
other varieties to make an aggregate of
over thirty different kinds.

An Indian headstone, about the size
of a large water pitcher, and similar in
shape, except that the top is oval, was
found in the Housatonic River lately by
a resident of Brookfield, Conn. On the
oval shape part are wrought two distinct
hieroglyphics. On the sides of the
stone are also curious carvings. Expert-s
pronounce it one of the finest specimens
of Indian headstones in the country.

Grinoline seems to be exceedingly an-
cient. Hesiod, who wrote in the eighth
century before Christ, must have
observed something of the kind, for he
advises young men not to be led astray
by certain women of his day who wore
their clothes puffed out behind. If
dress improvers were actually worn by
the Greek women of Hesiod’s day, it is
not improbable that thay were also worn
200 years earlier, and that Helen, when
she fled with Paris to Troy, wore some
primitive kind of crinoline.

Four miles back from the coast of
Southern New Jersey are the ruins of
the deserted village of Allaire. The
place was the Utopian dream of James
D. 'Allarie, a wealthy visionary. who
built it about 1840, embodying various
reformatory and socialistic ideas. He
intended that it should be a manufactur-
ing centre, with stores where the in-

e-Ohabitants could buy at low prices, and
with schools for the higher education
of all the children. The enterprise was
a quick and total failure. The walls of
the factories are tumbled down and
overgrown, and a. cracked bell lies at
the foot of the steeple from which it

fell years ago.
————oo-.-O-.—oo-.—-—
HAD 11‘ IN A BAG.

One of the gayly-painted mail wagons
which ply between the post-office and
the various depots was down at the
Union Depot one day, when a. stranger
looked it carefully over, and inquired of
a policeman—-

“ Circus in town?”

“ No, not exactly."_ ._

“What sort of an animal have they
got in there ?”

“ Can’t you read ?"

“I can when I'm to hum, but this
snow kinder blinds me.”

“ Well, it’s a dodo, I believe.”

“And where are they going to take
him ?”

“Oh, up town a piece. If you follow
the wagon you'll be apt to see him
unloadec . "

“I believe I will. I haven't seen one
0’ those animals since I was a boy, and
if there ain't no charge for it I might as
well take a squint.”

He followed the wagon at a trot, and
was absent about half an hour. When
he returned the ofiiccr asked—

“ Well, did you see the-dodo 2’”

“Not a hair of him," was the dis-
gusted reply. “I got all ready to. but
I’ll be hanged if they didn’t have him in
a leather bag.”

——o¢-OO~G>

YEN 0 RI OI"

 

A BEE.

The venom of‘ a. bee being acid, its
effects may be neutralized by the appli-
cation of an alkali, such as a very small
quantity of liquor potassze, applied with
a' camel’s hair brush. A remedy which
is‘ generally at hand will be found in
finely-cut smoking tobacco. A pinch of
this should be laid in the hollow of the
hand and moistened; it should then be
worked with the‘ thumb and forefinger
of the other hand till the juice excluded
is quite dark-colored. This should then
be applied to the part afl‘ectcd, using the
moist tobacco as if it were a sponge,
between the thumb' and finger. As
soon as the tobacco gets dry 9. little more
moisture should be added, and the
juice pressed upon the inflamed spot for
five or ten minutes, and if this applica«
tion IS resorted to immediately, it isa
certain cure. Road mudnvet, is alsogood.

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DANBURY& NORWALK R

Commencing June 1st, 1855.

IDA] L" T RA INS
South.

 
 

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Lv. Norwalk, Lv .80. Norwalk, ALWiiscn Pain
7 34 a. m. 7 47 a. in. T 55 n. m.
S 58 “ 9 03 “ ll ‘20 “
12 52 p. m. 12 571). m. 1 20 p. m.
4 so u 4 47 u "5 “
Bil orth. .
,Lv. Wilson Point, Lv.So. Norwalk, Ar. Norwalk,
8 30 a. m. 9 20 a. m. 9 25-0.. in
1 40 p. In. 213 p. m. 2 18 p. m.
425 “ 515 “ 519p. m.
_ 540 “ 615 “ 620 p. m.

CHAS. M. CRA‘VFORD, Supt.

N. Y., N. H. 86 H. RAILROAD.

Trains leuvc South Norwalk for New York.

 

4 56 p. in. Boston ex 12 59 p. m. Boston ex

6 24 a. m. Adams ex 2 05 “ * Slamfd spcl.
5 40 “ Boston ex 3 39 “ Iloston ex

5 5i) “ S.N. special 4 47 “ “

G 17 “ Accom’lion 5 09 “ Accom’llon

I 05 “ In special 6 55 “ Accom’tiou
7 25 “ SN. Lo. ex S 10 “ Newport spcl
7 42 ~.“ Local ex 3 40 “ Milk train

8 25 “ “ “ s 45 “ SN. special
9 OS “ “ “ 10 05 “ Express

9 38 “ Accom’tlon l2 56 “ Wash ex

10 20 “ Local ex Sunday A0,, 9 15 a. m.
11 45 “ Accom’tlon “ Local 0 14p. m.

u

Milk, 3 40 “
Leaves South Norwalk for New Haven.

1:22 a. m., Wash. ex 614 p. m.’- Local ex

6 33 “ Accom’tion 6 47 “ S.§}N.s pcclal
7 25 “ Milk train 6 56 “ Sp’f’ld Lo. on
S 46 “ Accom’tlon 7 29 ‘-‘ S. N. special
9 20 “ Boston ex 8 02 “ ll’t special
10 20 “ Local ex S 24 “ S. N. special
11) 55 “ Accom’fion 9 44 “ Accom’lion
12 13 p. m. Boston ex 10 55 “ Adams ex

1 46 “ Accom’tion 11 47 “ Boston ex

2 07 “ Newport ex 12 21 “ 9

4 32 “ Accom’tlon Sundays 8 00 a. m. Mail
4 49 “ Local ex ‘* 0 41 “ Ac.
510 ‘9 “ “ 6 51 p. m.

5 40 “ Stmfd. «Ir. N.

 

1L spcclal

hr New York 00111801111 Nurvall,

-———VIA WILSON POINT.
Fare 60 Cents for Excursion Tickets.
Fare 40 Cents for Single Tickets.

 

 

 
 
 

“ CITY OF ALBANY.”

9n and after Thursday afternoon, J one 25, 1835,
will commence making regular trips, leaving the
Steamboat dock at SOUTII NORWALK 7:15 a. m.,
touching at WILSON POINT, leaving there on
arrival of the train fr0m Daubury, landlng at Pier
foot 23d Street. and Pier 23, E. R. (foot of
Beekman Street, New York.) '

Returning lcavc New York from Pier 23, E. 1L,
foot of Beckman St., at 2:30 p. m., and from Pier
foot 23d Street E.‘River, 2:50 p. m., arriving at
WILSON I‘CIN' ‘ about. 5:45. connecting with oven-
lng trains on Danbury .b Norwalk and New Haven
Railroads.

The CITY of ALBANY is unrivalled by any boat
on Long Island Sound as to SPEED, SAFETY,
CONVENIENCE and COMFORT.

Experienced and Competent Officers in every
department.

Restaurant in charge of a first-class caterer
appreciating the wants of the traveling publlc with
prices to suit all.

Baggage checked to and from all stations on the
Danbury 0: Norwalk Railroad.

The Propeller City of Norwalk will make her
usual trips for freight between New York and
Norwalk, and not stopping at South Norwalk
while the City of Albany is running.

Freight taken and forwarded at greatly reduced

ZBORAZEL

The TRUE nnnnnr for
ASAL CATAR R H ,
and HAY FEVER.

Tested by cmtnent physl-
. clans. Has never failed to
‘ benefit Quick relief from
com) in Head sxomxe, BAD
BREATH. Restores SMELL.
llARMLESS, AGREEABLE,
—EFFECT|VE.——
ll Cleanses, Soothes, Heals.
Easily applied In nostrils.
Prepared by a skillful chem-
lst. In opal ~bottles. Write
}, mstal for free pamphlet. Sold
' )ynunoolsrs, or mailed pre-
. 7 paid on receipt of price. 51)
'~ ' cents. ln2 cent stamps.
Try one bottle and be convinced. Address

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

—-...

slicers

<9 2722 Whigs? [Ia/M’s
A Positive Cure for Every Form of -
Blood and Skin Disease from

Pimples to Serofula.

 

ISFIGURING RUMORS. Iiuplllmling Erup-
tions, Itching and burning Skin -'l‘orrurcs,
Loalhsomc Sores, and every species of Itching,
Scaly, leply. Inherited, Scrolnlous and Contagi-
ous Diseases of the lllood, Slzlu and Sculp,w1‘.h
Loss of Hair, from Infancy to old age, are posltlvcly
cured by CU'I‘ICUHA Rnsom'kx‘r, the New Blood
l’urlller, lnrernall y, and (:U'l‘lounA, the Croat Sklu
Cute, and CUTICL‘RA Soar, an quuisxlc Skin beau-
tiflcr, externally. ,
___.....
ECZEMA CUR-ED. ..

I was afflicted with Bcicma on the Scalp. Face.
Ears and Neck. Which the llrugglst, where I got
your remedies, pronounced one of the worst. cases
that had come under his notice. lle :ulvxsed me
to try your Culicura. Remedies, and :lIlCl' llve
days’ use, my scalp and part of my face were
entirely cured, and [hope in another week to have
my ears, neck, and the other part of my face
cured. HERMAN SLADE, _

120 l»). 4th St., New York.

SCABS AND SORES.

I have been :ulllcled since last March with a
Skin disease the doctors culled Eczema. My face
was covered wllh scabs and sores, and the Itching
and burning were almost. unbearable. Set-mg your
Cuticura. Remedies sohlghlyrecommended,cou—
cludcd to give them a lrlal, using the Cutlcura and
Culicnra Soap externally, and Resolvcnt, mlcr—
nally. for [our mouths. [ call mrself cured, In
gratiuu e for which I make this public statement.

Mus. CLARA A. FREDERICK.
‘ Broad llrook, Conn.

CUTICIIRA REMEDIES are sold everywhere.
l’rlcc: CUTIoUuA, 500. ; RESOLYEN'I‘, $1 ; Soar 25c.
Prepared by the l’or’rnn DRUG AND CHEMICAL 00.,
Boston, Mass. '

Send for “ How to Cure Skin Diseases P”

IDIFLES Blackheads, Skin lllemlshes, and
P Baby ilnmors, use Curxcmu Soar.

“Crick in the Back,” stitch in the side,
cramps. shooting and sharp palm], rheumatic,
neuralgia, and sclatlc poms, and every
external pain and ache soothed and
expelled with wonderful "celeruy by
that new, original, elegant andspecdy
antidote to pain and inflammation, the

““ CUTICURA I‘LASTER. Warranlcd the
Dcrfection of elegant cxternalremedlcs, and vastly
superior to all olher plasters. At drugglsts, 25.1.;
live for. $1.00. Mailed free. Porn-:1: DRUG AND
CHEMICAL 00., Boston.

 
 
 

"Cr-eat Dangers.

Three great dangers menace the traveller at.
every turn. They are cllmnlc, food and water. To
guard against them requires judgment, abstinence
and Sunronn’s GINGER.

This unrivalled household panacea and traveling
companion is sure to check any disturbance of the
bowels, instantly relieve cramps and pains, prevent
indigestion, destroy disease germs m water drunk,
restore the circulation when suspended by a chlll,
a frequent cause of cholera morbns, break up colds
and fevers, and ward off malarial, contagious and
epidemic influences. . _

SANFORD’S GINGER Is a delicious combination of
Imported Ginger, Chiolce Aromatics, and trench
Brandy, and is the finest extract or gluger ever
compounded in the history of mcdlclne. Ask for

SANFORD’S GINGER.

Cholera morbus, cmmps, pains, diarrhoea, dysen-
tery, indigestion, colds, chills, simple fevers,
exhaustion, nervousness or loss of sleep, whether
caused by unripe fruit, impure water. unhealthy
climate, unwholesome food, malaria, clvldcmic or
contagious diseases that beset the traveller or
household at this season, can have no serious in-
flucnce on those protected by a timely use of
SAN PORD’S GINGER.

As a summer drink, with hot or cold water,
sweetened, or hot or cold milk, or added to Ice
water, lemonade, effervescent droughts or mineral
water. Sxxronb’s (”noun forms a refreshing and
invigoriatlng beverage, unequalled m sluipllcxty
and putty, while free from alcoholic reaction. A
little should be added to every glass of water

drunk. ,
Do not be imposed upon. Insist upon having

SANFORD’S GINGER,

SOLD Ill" ALL DRUGGISTS AND “ROGERS.

1‘ Send slx cents for postage, and re-

A P if IZEceive free, a costly box of goods
which will help you to more money

right. way than anything else in this world. All of
either sex, succeed from first hour. The broad road
to I01 tune opensbnfofc the workers,absolutcly sure
at once address, 'l‘..on .b (10., Augusta, Maine:

 

idea. S Cregery.

 

YALE CHEMICAL 00., New Haven, Conn.

artifice“: '

‘lcnusvs the Read.
.lllnys Inllanmticn.
Ilcnls Sores. Restores . .
the Senses of‘ Taste,
Hearing and Smell.
A Quick Relief. A
Positive Cure.

 

 

 

Cream Balm
Ilas gained an envn-
able reputation, dis— _
placing all other

by mail or at druggists. Send for circular E .Y
BROTHERS, Drugglsts, Owego, N. Y. 1y52

 

HALLET lloox 00.. Portland, blame. »

JOHN H. SMITH,

FLORIST-

EAST SIDE OF MAIN STREET, SOUTH
OF RAILROAD,

 

City of South Nor-walla. Conn“

Plants &Flowers at all seasons

Flowers for Funerals furnished and tastefully
arranged to order at short notice.

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8‘33 "33.23310? lift: HAY! EEVE R

each nostril ; no pain; agreeable to use. Price the. .

W’funor money than at anything else by 0km}:
. lion agency for the best sellingbook out. flee:
guiners succeed graudly. None fa1.. Terms Ircc ;

.Livery. Boarding, Sale,
'I'A'Rfi H ?

Feed and Exchange
$.53; i: a. b I e as .

1 lama...” ”5;“

 

 
 

 
 

SEC). 14: Knight 9:31;"

(ln rear of Horse Car Depot),

NOIHVALK, CONN.
Carriages furnished at all hours. Courteous
allcntion and gentlemanly drivers. 1y

 

BEING UNABLE TO MANUFACTURE

HARNE‘SS

To compete with large concerns, I have taken the
agency of one of the oldest and largest estab-
lishments iu the state forthc sale of

Earness. Saddles, Halters, Sur-
cingles, Collars, 83c.

I shall also Make

Fine Harness to Order,

as usual, at the old stand,

330.. 7 WATER STREET.
where I will keep a regular line of Whips, Sponges
Chamois, Blankets, Robes, Feed Bags,
Traveling flags, Arc

J. F. PECKEEEIL.

 

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Goods. 2,»

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fates travel and tra

Davenport, Muscatine, Washington,

Liberty, Iowa City, Des Moines,

connecting _
Minutes of its assenger E mpment.
The Fast Express Trains

Appetite. and Health on both."

 

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CHICAGO, ROCK ESLAND 8t. PACIFIC RAILWAY

Bv reason of: its central positionand close relation to all principal lines East and
\Vest, at initial and terminal pomts, constitutes the most important mid—conti-
nental lmk in that s stem of‘ through transportation which invites and facili-
. c between Cities of the Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. It
is also the favorite and best route t9 and from points East, Northeast and
Southeast, and corresponding: pomts W est Northwest and Southwest.

The Rock Island system Includes 111 if? ‘
Joliet, Ottawa. La. Salle, Peoria. Geneseo. Moline and Rock Island, in Illinois;
_Fa.1rfield, _ Ottumwa.
. Indianola, Wmterset. Atlantic, Knoxville,

Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre and .Council Bluffs, in Iowa; Gallatln,

Trenton, Cameron and Kansas City, in Missouri; Leavenworth and Atohlson,

111 Kansas; Albert Lea, Minneapolis and .St. Paul, in Minnesota; Watertown in
. Dako ta, and hundreds of intermediate CltleS, towns. villages and stations.

THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE

Guarantees Its patrons that sense of“ personal security afforded by a. solid,
thoroughly ballasted road-bed; smooth tracks of continuous steel rail; sub-
stantially ~built culverts and bridges; rolling (stool: as near perfection as
human skill can make it; the safety applances of' patent buffers. platforms
and air-brakes; and that exacting discx
operation of all its trains. Other specie. hes of this route are Transfers at
11.1 omts in Union Depots, and the unsurpassed comforts and

 

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s mam line and branches, Chicago,
Oskalcosa. West

line which governs the practical

 

, _ etween Chicago and the Missouri River are com-
posed of ‘well ventilated, finely upholstered Day Coaches. Magnificent Pullman
Palace Sleepers of the latest design, and sumptuous Dining Cars, in which
elaborately cooked meals are leisurely eaten. “good Di estion waiting on
. Between_ Chicago on

Atflnson, are also run the Celebrated Reclining Chair Cars.

Kansas City and

THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA' ROUTE

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.the dlrect and favorite line between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul.

\ acre connections are made in .Unlon Deoots for all points In the Territories
~ cl. British. Provmces. Over this route, Fast Express Trams are rrui to tho «
araterlng )laces, summer resorts, pictures ue locahties. and hunting and fish—
1".{: grout: s of Iowa. and Minnesota. It is a so the most dcsrrable route to tho
: rob wheat fields and pastoral lands of interior Dakota. .

Still another DIRECT LINE. via. Seneca. and Kankakee. has been 0 .enecl
between Newport News. Richmond, Cincinnati. Indianapolis, and Lafayet e and

Council Bluffs. Kansas City.

Minneapolis and St. Paul and intermediate points.

I“, For detailed information see Maps and Folders. obtainable. as well as
rickets. atoll prmcrpal Ticket Offices in the United States and Canada; or

by addressing 7
R; R. CABLE,

?resident and General manager. Chicago.

- E. ST. JOHN,

General Ilckot and Passenger Agent; Chicago.

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Sunbeams.

.._—

b Made out of hole cloth—a mosquito
31'.

“I’m struck on your shape,” as tho
shingle said to the boy.

The most striking thing in the way of
bronze mantel ornaments-«a clock.

A Limber er cheese man at Water-
town, N. Y., ms failed. His assets are
strong.

Old men love the past, young men.love
the future, but if you want to tickle
a girl’s fancy, give her a present.

“Ma ! why is that darkey equivalent
to a conundrum ?" “I’m sure I don't
know, my son." “Because he's a-nig-
ma."

An eastern a11tl10ress"asks : “ Can any
body stick closer than a husband ?” A

orous plaster can crowd him for the
lionors, dear madam.

. The Mohammedans have ninety-nine
names for God, but no Mohammedan
ever uses all of them until he mashes his
finger in tacking down carpet.

A ounvr English girl in India has be-
comga dedhist. When asked why she
did so she re )lied : “ I know on which
side my brow is Buddhcred.”

A cynical bachelor of another city
says woman is a ood deal hkean accor-
dion'. Yen can t raw her out, but she
“makes music " if you attempt to shut
her up. _

“ Annie, is it proper to say this ’ere or
that ’ere ?” “Why. Kate, of course
not." “Well, I don’t know whether it IS
proper or not, but I feel cold in this car
from that air.”

“ Which of these roads leads to Bush-
wick?” “ Both of them lead there. but,
if you will let me advise you, take the
left one, for sea a rain storm is commg
up on the right."

“ Is this a. singing doll?“ asked she 9f

the sho man. ” “Yes, 'miss.” “How do
you ma {0 it sing ?' “ Just as you would
any other young woman." “ How 13

that?” “ By pressing it”.

“What is the matter with the baby ?"
asked a lady of a little girl, whosebaby
brother she had understood to be alhng.
“Oh, nothin‘ much." was the answer.
“He’s only hatchin’ teeth."

Both men and women are fond of
theatre going in the country. The wom-
en like to go to the society plays to see
how the actresses dress, am the men to
the variety plays ‘to see how they dont
dress.

Sister Anne : “ Now, Ethel, be sure
and pray God to make you a good girl,"
“Ethel (praying): “Dear Dod, leatu
twy and make me a dood little dir , and
if at firtht you don’t thuctheed, why twy,
twy again.

The newest French absurdity in the
millinery line is a bonnet trimmed With
usses" ears. When a irl‘ puts on 9110 _of
them and walks out wrth a dude, it Will
look like a well-matched team.

0

“ Mr. Murphy, the temperance lectur-
er, quicted a noisy baby in the audience
by sending out and bu ying some candy
for it.” Mr. Murphy is not the only lec-
turer who gives his audience “taffy.”

“Como," said the tailor, “you haven’t
paid . _ n
and I should like to know the reason.
“I have but one reason,” rephed Fogg.
casting a disparaging look at the suit;
“ I don’t see fit."

The vocabulary of a child five years
old is said not to exceed two or three
hundred words; but that of a full:
grown woman with a new bonnet that
don’t suit her, would exhaust a. pocket
dictionary in ten minutes.

“Bail me out," said an inebriate, as
he stood in the station the other even-
ing. “Well.” said a bystander, “yogi
had better wait till morning, for in your
present condition you .couldn’t be
pumped out, much less bailed."

“ Ideclare, Mr. Blank,” mid a guest to
the landlord of a Bar Harbor hotel,
“your table is even worse than it was
last year.” And the indignant Boniface
answered without reflection : “ That is
impossible, sir.”

Mrs. B. : “ Are you not going to cele-
brate your wooden wedding ‘3" Mrs. 0.:
“No; my first wedding was a wooden
one." Mrs. 13.: “Oh. it could not'be.
you know.” Mrs. 0.: “It was.
married a blockhead. ”

Ella Wheeler Wilcox asks in a frenzy:
' “ Is there anything higher than a boy’s
ambition, that wingeth away to the sun-
riven skies ?” Did Ella ever timidly in-
quire the rice of the first strawberries
of gentle Spring P

Fashionable wife—-
“ My dear, wil you Hive me some men-
ey ?” Husbandfl‘WVhat for ?" “A
new bonnet.” “Why, you have just got
a new bonnet.”
know; but it’s all out of style now. "

Rapid changes.

Denying the softimpcachment : “ Let
me see,” said a minister, who was filling
out a marriage certificate, and had for-
gotten the date, “this is the 5th, is it

not ?” “No, sir,” said the bride with
some indignation, “this is only my
second.” .

A Boston man was arrested for call-
ing his servant a “redhead." If he had
spoken of her hair as a on )illary sub-
stance wearing a roseate blus 1 like unto
the brilliant hue of a golden sunset, he
would have gained the applause of every
resident of his city.

"What is the reason you only give me
one egg instead of three, as usual?"
asked Mr. Tipton Snooks, one of the
Widow Flapjack’s boarders. “It is a
fresh egg. I can give you half-a-dozen
of the other kind if you want to swap,"
replied the matter-of—fact landlady.

The colored servant in the South is
occassionally good at repartee. Mrs.
Yerger found her servant, Belinda, re-
posing in the rocking-chair reading a
newspaper. “You Seem to think you
are the lady of the house.” said Mrs.
Yerger, sarcastically. “No, mum, I’se
brack, but I is not such a fool as dat."

“ Yes, ” said Mrs. Catchem, “ those are
my daughters over there on the said;
they have a half million between them. ".
It was not until after they were married to
those daughters that the two younn' men
who overheard the above rema-rkfound
out that Mrs. Catchem referred to the
rich old codger who sat on the sofa be-
tween the girls. Mrs. Catchem couldn’t
tell a ill), but she knew how to speak the
truth advantageously.

_—————v——~OO
ADVICE 'ro MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by a sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth ‘2 f so,
send at once and get a bottle of Mrs’
Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
Teething. Its value is incalculahle. It
will relieve the poor little sufferer imme-
diately. Depend upon it, mothers, there
is no mistake about it. It cures dysentery
and diarrhoea, regulates the stomach and
bowels, cures wmd colic, softens the
gums, reduces the inflamation, and gives
tone and energy to the whole system.
Mrs. \Viuslow‘s Soothing Syrup for Chil-
dren Teething is pleasant to the taste, and
is the prescription of one of the oldest and
best female nurses and physicians in the
United States, and is for sale by all drug-
gists throughout the world. Price 25
cents a bottle. 1v42

 

————-——ooo«———————

A Collibsvillc correspondent writes that
a few days ago three men were seen cradl-
ing rye in one field which lay in three
towns and two counties, cornering on Bur-
lington, New Hartford and Canton, being
on the farm formerly owned by the late
Charles B. Hale.

IMPORTANT.

When you visit or leave New York city, save
Baggage Expressago and carriage hire, and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel,opposite Grand
Central Depot.

Elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one
million dollars, reduced to $1.00 and upwards
per day. European plan. Elevator. Restau-
rant snppliod with the best. Horse cars,
stages and elevated railroad to all depots.
Families can live better for less money at the
(ll-and Union l-Iotel than at any other first-class
hotel in the citv. 1y45

 

 

~—-——-—OQO—-——‘-—“

“Annie. is it proper to say this ’ere or
that ’crc?” “thy, Kate, of course not.”
“Well, I don’t know whether it is proper
or not, but I feel cold in this car from
that air.” '

. , » no;
N ERVOUS DEBILITATED MEN.

You are allowed a free trial of thirty days of
the use of Dr. Dyc’s Celebrated Voltaic Belt
with ICleclric Suspensory Appliances, for the
speedy rolicf’and permanent. cure of Nervous
Debility, loss of Vitality :md Manhood, and all
kindred troubles. Also, for many other-dis-
eases. Complete restoration lo health, vigor
and manhood guaranteed. No risk incurred.
Illustrated pamphlet, with full infimnalion,
terms, ctc.. mailed free by addressing \‘oltaic
Ilelt 0.0., Marshall. Mich. lv52

- co 0-7 .,._._,_x__

.“Which of these roads leads to Bush-
wuzk ‘3” “Both of them loud there, but if
you will let me advise you, take the left
one, for see a rain storm is coming up on
the right.” ,
—;— ooo——————
I’ERUVIAN SYRUP cures Dyspepsia, Genera
Debllily, Liver Complaint, Bells, I]umors,Chronlc
Dlarrhen, Nervous Alfocllons. Female Complaints,
apd 311 the diseases orlgluatlng In a minute of the
o oo . » ‘

 

 

me for the last suit'of clothes yet,“

I .

“ I got one last week, I '

AND ENDS.

:‘I’m struck on your shape." as the
shingle said to the boy.

ODDS

 

’—-————~-——ooo———-
There is no ' one article in the line of
mcdiciuesthat gives so large a return for
the money as a good porous sl rengthcning
plaster, such as Carter‘s Smart Weed and
Belladona Backachc Plastcrs.

. ._—_....___._-
The most striking thing in the way of
bronze mantel ornaments—a clock.
~—-—-—-—-.O.-——‘-'-——
Always avoid harsh purgativc pills.
Thcy first make you sick and leave you
sick and then leave you ' constipated.
Carter’s Little Liver Pills regulate the
bowels and make you well. Dose, one
pill. ’
-———.O
A. ' ibcrger cheese man at VVutcrtown,
, N. I ., has failed. His assets are strong.
————.0.———'
It is a rarity in these days to find a
really reliable article, but Sperry and
Barnes’ Hams are without a doubt, the
best in the world. If you want purc- Ket-
llc Lard, ask for Sperry and Barnes‘ and
take no other brand. Every reliable gro—
cer should keep these goods in stock.
——————-00
Old mcn love the past, young men love
the future, but if you want‘ to tickle :‘
girl’s fancy give her a present.
~49.
onaxnnorunn sxvs!
When she was a girl that her mother al-
ways gave her sulphur and molasses to
purify her blood, but she now gives Sul-
phur Bitters to her grandchildren, as it is
the best medicine she ever saw—The
Fathcr. ' 2t35

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oo—-—————-—-
“Ma! why is that darky equivalent to
p conundrum ?” “I’m sure I don't know,
my son.” “Because he’s a-nig-ma."
oo———-———

rwo mans AGO!

I was a sight. to behold and was unable to
enjoy life at all. Now I am the picture of
health and can eat anything. What. did
it? Sulphur Bitters cured me of Dyspep-
sia and Liver Complaint, after suffering
§vo}years.—W. H. Bowman, Manchester

 

o oo——7—-—-—-—-—-o

An eastern authoress a'sks: “Can any
body stick closer than a husband?" A
porous plaster can crowd him for the
honors, dear madam.

' —-——'—-—.OO

‘ DECEIT.

Who can measure the deceit that is dai-
l practiced upon the sick and alllictcd '2

ad men use deceit to enrich themselves
by selling worthless remedies. The pro—
prietors of Lewis’ Red Jacket Bitters give
to the public thc best possible evidence of
their value in the testimony of many well-
known physicians. These Bitters are an
infallible remedy in all female disorders.

 

The Mohammedans have ninety-nine
names for God, but no Mohammedan cver
uses all of them until he mashcs his finger
in tacking down carpet.

b.

 

IN THE DEAR OLD DAYS.

We differ in creed and politics, but we
are a unit all the same on the desirable-
I‘iess of a fine head of hair. If you mourn
the loss of this blessing and ornament, a
bottle or two of Parker’s Hair Balsam will
make you look as you did in the dear old
days. It is worth tryinrr. The only
standard 50c. article for the hair. 3l34

————CO

A heifer in Killingly deliberately com-
mitted suicide the other day by jumping
'head foremost into a creek where she was
drinking. The record of thatDarien cow,
who gave birth to six calves at one sit-
ting,‘ is supposed to have discouraged
her with life. ,

——-—-—-——ooo————-—
rxiar ARE NOT sonar.

There is one thing nobody cverregets—
that is, the day they first adopted Parker’s
'l‘onic‘as their regular umily medicine.
Its range is so wide, and its good effects
so sure, that nothing else, except good
nursing, are needed in a great majority of
cases. Buy it, try it, and afterwards it
will not require any praise from us.

O.-—-——

It is said that theatrical managers have
come to the conclusion that tcn cent shows
do not pay, and that the leading com-
panies in the ten cent movement will
advance their prices for the approaching
season, in which case the smaller fry will
probably follow suit.

.0.---— vr~—~—--~<

 

 

SCOTT’S EMULSION 0F PURE
COD LIVER OIL, WI’I‘II IIYI‘OI’IIOSI’IIITES

For Bronchial Troubles and General
. chility.

Thomas Boync, of Digby, N.'S., makes
the following statement:' “I have been
using Scott’s Emulsion for six months,
and have derived more benefit from it
than any other treatmcpt, indeed I believe
it has saved my life, and can honestly rc-
commend it to any one for bronchia
trouble or any debilitating disease.”

-———-—.QO————

Thc- bells in the steeplcs tolled last Sat-
urday and the stores were closed and busi—
ness generally suspended in honor of Gen.
Grant. But the irreverent young Mon-
archs played ball on the Winstcd grounds
with a club from Hartford and got beaten
six to nothing. It is strange that our
young men will not be solemn in season.
How much bettcrto mourn for a great man
than to play ball on the day of his funeral
and get beaten six to nothing! Young
men, you will know better when you got.
older, we hope.——Winsled I’rexs.

. g.._____... ..,. ..

FALSE STATEMENTS

are nowhere more common than in the
claims put out by the owners of proprie-
tory remedies. Laws should be passed
compelling theproprictors of alleged reme-
dies to publish. under penalties, the name
of each ingredient. that the mixture is
composed of: Every bottle of Lewis’
Red Jacket Bitters bears on the wrapper
the name of every ingredient in the bottle.
Every person afflicted with liver com-
plaint in any form should give these bit-
tcrs a trial.

 

0

At a meetinrr of the board of directors
of the MnsonicIllutual Benefit Association
held Monday evening, benefits of $2,000
each were voted the widow of the late E.
P. Harvey of SouthN orv'alk, the sister of
the late Franklin H. Frost of Brooklyn, N.
Y., and the widow of the late J. S. Otto,
of Key West, Fla. Six members were
suspended for non-payment of assessments,
and seven members were added—Stan-
dm'd.

O.

I can safely recommend Ely’s Cream
Balm for the cure of Calarrh, Cold in the
Head, etc. Before I have used the first
bottch purchased I find myself cured.
At times I could scarcely smell anything
and hadaheadachc most of the time.—
chry Lilly, Agent for the American Ex-
press Co., Grand Havcn,Mich. Price 50c.

Ely,s Cream Balm cured me of Catarrh
of many years standing-restored my
sense of smell. For colds in the head it
works like‘magic.-—— E. II. Sherwood,
National State Bank, Elizabcth, N. J.
Easy to use. See advertisement.

. O

A young English girl in India has be:
come a Buddhist. When asked why she
did so she replied: “I know on which
side my bread is Buddhcrcd.

 

 

 

 

 

J. T.‘Sloan, Esq., the well known New
Haven Real Estate Agent, says : “I think
Borazel is the best application for Catarrh
of which I have any knowledge. When I
suffer from cold in the head it rclicvcs
and enables me to rest well at night. I
have found it agreeable and speedily ef—
fective. .

I used Borazcl for cold in the head. and

sores. Its cllfcct was almost magical.—
M. E. Adams. ' 2t34

——.O.‘--

A cynical bachelor of another city says
woman is a good deal like an acCordion.
You can draw her out, but she “makes
music ”if you attempt to shut her out.

000-—

 

 

At one time had you made the statement
that Cata’rrh could not be cured you would
have been believed, but since the intro-’
ductiOn of Sutton’s Catarrh Cure such a
statement would be utterly false.

"It affords mc pleasure to state that I

have used Sutton’s Catarrh Cure with the

happiest rcsults.”-—-I. I. Jones, with A.

v Raymond & 00., 254 Broad way, N. Y.

It is with pleasure that I certify to the

beneficial results of Sutton‘s Cararrh Cure.

I have been troubled with catarrh for sev—

eral years, but after using two boxes I am

greatly relieved, and hope the third box

will prove a permanent cure."—l\lrs. I).

S. Reed, Piltsficld, Mass. Soc adv’l. 4t34

“What. is the matter with the baby?”
asked a lady of a little girl, whose baby
brother she had understand to he ailing.
“Oh, nothln‘ much,” was the answer.
“He’s only halchiu’ teeth.”

_.._......‘. _________ ,._

H MORE THAN THANKS.

Fort Madison, Iowa , Mrs. Lydia E.
Pinkham: “I am glad to inform you
that I have tried one bottle of your Vege-
table Compound and have found great
relief. I more than Ih:mk you for your
kind advice. I have never felt so well as
I do now since I had these troubles.”
Yours Resp‘y. Mrs .W. C. A—~. The above
is a sample of the many letters received
by Mrs. Pinkham expressing gratitude
for the benefit derived from her Vegetable
Compound. Another-letter, from Kaufi-
nan, Texas, says: “Your Compound has
done me more good than all the Doctor’s
ever did, for which I thank you 'with all
my heart.” Your friend, Anna B—‘—.

 

 

L.-

NORWA-LK GAZETTE, TU-ESDAYfSlC-i TEMBER 1. 1885.

-.

———IN_.._.

—-BY__

/

 

 

'l‘hc Mutual Life IIlSlll'

v..v.

has no w safely

It has during this period

' Company, of New York

 

 

forgetting

bution Policy,” are:

extra charge.

t/cc amyumy.

of $10,000.

allowed to accumulat" with the Conwany.

fund held in trust by the managers of this institution.

After careful consideration, and with the View of'granling

"his LATEST ADVANCE

LIFE INSURANCE '

Mu ual Life Insurance

Scientific.

Water contaminated with kicseritc,
especially with magnesium chloride, is

omical and alimentary uses.

 

The normal lowering of the tempera-
ture during the nights of April and
May, so destructive smnctimos to the
spring crops, is rightly attributed by
meteorologists, as M. J. Jamiu has as-
certained, to nocturnal radiation, which
attains its maximum about the months
stated.

Senor Ugas, in the (Denim, Neda-a,
Lima, calls attention to the vesicating
property of the inner bark of the walnut
tree. Ho soaks the bark in vinegar for
about fifteen minutes, and applies it to
the part on which a blister is require I.
In applying this remedy in cases of'
lupus he dusted the blister with calomel.

 

Apaper by M. (.l. Witz on the pres-
ence of sulphurous acid in the stint»;-
phcre of towns has been read before the
Academy of Sciences, Paris. From the
analySCS which he made at Montsouris
and elsewhere the author finds that sul-
phurous acid exists in the air of towns
where coal is consmnod, its presence
causing a considerable diminution of'
atmospheric ozone accompanied with
the formation of sulphuric acid.

 

Prof. Milne states that the little known
Kurilc group of' islands stretching from
Jeso northward to Kamtschatka are
called by the Japanese “Chishima,” or
“the thousand islands,” though 1h -y
number in all but thirty or forty.
are all very desolate and are sparsely
populated in summer by the Jupmcse
and the Ainos, who fish in the surround-
ing waters. A bear found in the island
of Iturup has a close resemblance to the
grizzly hear of North America.

Mr. Thomas Newbiggnngy. one of the

Britain and Ireland, in his late annual
address delivered before that organiza-
tion at Manchester, said that he thought
the increasing success ‘which had at-

. _tendcd gas enterprise during recent

‘9

RICIIJ it I) A. life JUItI) Y, President.

I D I. I l
.uuc (20mlmny is m Ilu- forty-seemid year hf

‘ I 'o ‘ ‘ I I ‘3 ‘ ' . . ‘ ‘ - o .
ts existtbcc am. mute the (late of Its organization l‘as :u-cmnulalcd and

Imested for l he Sole Benefit of its Policy-holders $103,876,178.5I

Paid to its policy-holders........ $216,094,2l128

to policy-

holders whatever bellt'llls the experience. f' the ('hlllpfllly has shown In

be wise and safe, a new form of policy has been prepared, known as
Tlll‘. FIVE YEA If. DISTRIBUTION POLICY.

' ‘ . o ' a . .

Home a well matured plan and offers to the n sol-lug public many
advantages. It Introduces all the liberal I'oalurcs which its own expel—
lCliCC or that of other institutions have shown to be popular, llever

lhal first of considerations—the absolute safety of the great
A few of the features which charactclizc the ‘-l"ivc Year Distri

. \ no I j l
I‘oluey-holdcrs are allowed a freedom of resnlenec and travel much
beyond the ordinary lnnits, covering it is believed, the requirements

ul'ui'dinary business or pleasure, and without additional premium or

llcalh claims arising under policies issued on this plan, will be

payable a: anus: as sow’afuclrry proofs m’ejw'csmtcd to and accepted by

Policies of" Ibis description may he issued to an amount not ex-
ceeding $50,000 upon a single life, inclusive of'all other policies and
a(lditi-m< issued by this Company, upon the same life, and at ages from

eighteen tosixty-live years. Also upon lives of females to the amount

A l’aid-np Policy is guaranteed at any time after the lhird :umua
premium is paid, in accordance with the laws offhe State ochw York.
This company is now paying about $1,000 per day in matured
claims to ritizcns of Connecticut and we give below a few illustrations

of policies recently paid in this State where the dividends have been

 

 

Simsbury,
W cstport,

Thomas It. Case,
Mary Marvin,

 

l. Birdscy, Meriden,
It H. ‘Bcckley, ‘-
M'a‘ry P. Camp, “
Franklin Rays. Berlin,

can offer. are invited to apply to‘

\

—~——.. . Ul{~——L.__

6ml2

 

3,000
2,000
2,000
500
500
2,000

pally paid dividends largely in excess of the policies.

 

George H Sutton, Special Agent

I A... of l

Name. Residence. | Policy. | mm: "
Charles Mallctt, Bridgeport, $5,000 $8,321
S. Middlcbrook, “ 2,000 3,292
Chas. Weeks. . “ ’ 1,000 ”1,557
Reuben Town. Stonington, . 3,000 5,400

4,602
2,052
2,340
810
502
2,736

It will be noticed that in each of the above illustrations the Com-

Thosc who desire SAFE insurance with the ccrtaint ' ot' seem-in
. .l g

all. the advantages that a successful, conservative and strong company

A. H. CAMP, Agent.

,,.

years was mainly due to four causes—
thc reduction of leakage or unaccounted
for gas; the moderate price of the raw
material, coal; the usage of gas for
purposes other than lighting, and the
increased utilization of the residual
products.

 

Observations of the solar spots, facuhc,
and protuberanccs made at the observa—
tory of the Roman College by M. Tuc-
chinl'i duringuhc first quarter of the
present year, compared with those of
the corresponding period of the previous
year, show that this your the spots have
been more numerous but of relatively
smaller size. while but little difference
is noticeable in the row rrcncc of the
faculm. The ran-ma;- pccu. it»; was again

oted of a mnxinnun of Islctllfl.‘ coincid-
ing with a minimum of spots.

 

Herr Mobs, of the Magdoburg Society
of German Engineers, says that the

 

made in searching for coal near the
village of Schladcbach, on the railway
between Corbelha and Loipsie, at the
instance of the Prussian Mining Dc-
partmont. It has been driven by hol-
low diamond-pointed rock drills and
watcrfiuslihig to a depth of 4,550 feet
in three and a half years, at an expendi-
ture of $23,000. Its diameter at the
bottom is 1.87:2 invhct and at the t1 p
eleven inches. ’i‘hw tin-rmomvtor r ,1
hired a the bottom48~‘c:mtlgr:ulc orllSo
Fahrenheit.

 

 

In the course of a recent paper on
distributing light and he ll.- nnzl supply-
ing heated air to ordinary gas burners,
Mr. Frederick Siemens, brother of the
late Sir IV. Siemens, expressed his opin-
ion that the influcnce of electric light-
ing upon gas lighting has been very
great. People had beennccustomod at
exhibitions and elsewhere to brilliant
illuminations from single sources of
light, and had called upon gas engineers
to produce similar effects. The require-
ments of practical illumination had in-
creased by dégrces to such an extent
that it was impbssible to forsec at pres-
ent where and how this general ten-
dency would end.

M. Faye says the Nature has promul-
gated the following hypothesis regard;
ing the relations between the geological
epochs and the stages of the terrestrial
cosmogony. The history of the earth
he divides into six stadia. The first is
that in which the earth was a glowing
ball. The second he calls the antezoie
period, in which total darkness super-
vened on the extinction of the earth’s
glow. The third is the primary period,
during which there was a feeble illum-
ination from the sun which was just
then coming into existence. During
the secondary period the sunlight went
on increasing as the sun it. elf grow
larger and assumed its proper shape.
In the fifth stadium, which is that of the
tertiary period, there gas completersolar
illumination, and the sun soon attained
the maximum of its activity, while in
the last stadium, that of the quaternary
period, there has been a. slight diminu-
tion-of the solar activity (rather sur-
mised than demonstrated,) accompanied
by the disappearance of every cosmo-
gonic influence and the establishment
of perfect stability in almost all direc-
tions. Oscillations in the earth's crust
and feeble volcanic manifestations are
almostthe only instances of cosmogouic

change still ovservable.
————o—<O>—O—
“Rough cu Rats.”
Clears out rats, mice, roaches. llics, ants,
bod-bugs.

Heart- I’ains. '
Palpitatiou, dropsical swolliugs, lili-ZZIIII‘SS.
indigestion, headache. sleeplessuess cured by
“ Wolls’ Health llonewcr.”

“ Rough on Corns."
AskforWolls’lloughon Corns. 150. Quick,
complulc cure. Hard. or soft corus, warts,
bumons.

 

“ Ruchu-l’nilm.“
Quick, complete c1 all Kidney, Ill-adder
and Urinary lllsc:t.~‘(‘s,. aldlug,lrri:alioufiteno,
lravol, Ilalarrh of the Bladder. ill, lh'ugglsls.

 

 

 

h-d-Iiugs, lv‘licx
Flies, roaches. ants, bed-bugs, rats. mice,
gophers, chipmunks, cleared out by “Rough
on Rats.” Inc.

Thin People. I .
_Wclls’ Health llcncwer restores health and
vigor, cures dyspepsia,headache, nervousness,
sexual dclnhty. $1.

“ Rough on Pain."
Cures cholera, colic, cramps, diam-hoes,
aches, pains, sprains, headache. neu lgia,
rheumauem. 20c. Rough on Pam i’lastcrs, 1:30.

 

 

.
~ Mothers.

Il‘you are failing, broken, worn out and nor-

vpus, use \Volls’ llvalfh ltcul-wor. $1. Drug-

gists. .

 

 

Llf‘e I’rescrvcr.
If you are losing your grip on life, try Wells’
Health llcucwcr. Opes direct to weak spots.

"' Rough on l‘ilcs "
Curves l‘ih-s or Ilcmorrlruids, Ilelzink‘, Pro-
trudmg. Bleeding, internal or other. Internal
and external remedy in each package. Sure
cure, 50c. Druggists. _

 

. Pretty \I'onfeu.~
Ladies who would retain freshness and vi~
vacny. Don’t fall tol . \\ lls’ Health llom-wm'.

 

 

“Rough on ItchI”
tough on Itch cures humo‘rs, eruptions. ring-
worm. tottcr, salt rheum, frosted l'cnt, ('lllllllu ins.

 

 

“Rough on Catarrh.”

Corrects offensive odors at once. Coniplotc

cure of worst chronic cases, also unequalled as

L'arglo for diphtheria, sore. throat, foul l-rl-nth.
o. *

 

The Hope of the Nation.

Children slow in dcvulopmcnt. puny, sex away
and delicate, use \‘v'clls’ lloal h lloucwcr.
calm-h or the Bladder.

Stinging, irritation. inflammation, :Lll Kidney
and Urinary complaints. cured by “lluclm-

_Pajba. ’ $1.

“ Wafer Rugs, Roaches.”
“Rough on llats’ ’ clears them out, also

 

beetles, ants. 13:43

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founders of the Gas Institute of Great '

deepest borehole in existence is the one .

 

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deadly to fish and dangerous for ccon- .

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

It will drive the Humorfromyour . i
' . our skin ’
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