ALL FOR NOTHING
VII! the Doctor was Disgusted,and
“'1'“ Inltht have been Done with-
out nun.
"Well, wife."said Dr. E—.ns he entered his
home.which was situated in a cozy village
in central New York,"l have got back lrom a
long and drear ride away dowu among the
mountains, on all to no purpose whatever.
The messenger said the man wouldn’t live till
morning. w en the fact is he has only an or-
dinary attack of colic. It' the simpletons had
onl had sense cnou b to p n BENSON s
C CINE POROUS LAST. 9n his stom—
ach he would have been all right in an’l’ionr or
two. Butsomeiolks areslow tolearn. added
the old physician, swallowing the cup or
steaming tea which his wife had ill“ Poured
for-him.
DoctorE— was right yet pep is do learn,
even though slow] . The rapi ly increasing
use of Benson’s plaster proves this be 'ond
question, and the good doctors are certs; n to
be saved much of their needless toil. In all
diseases capable of being affected by a plaster
Benson’s acts efficient and at once, The
genuine have the word APOINE out in the
centre. Price 25 cents. Soubury do Johnson,
Chemists, N cw York. «as
mil-W S9 1
' in illllll ill-Till.
\Ve’pnblish the names of the RootsJEarks
and Herbs that enter into the com milieu
of this great Medicine on every bott e. “'e
do not claim any patent whateveru on the
remedy, only upon our trade. mar '. “’0
can only ask a. trial.
For Sale by all Druggists.
LEWIS & 80.,-Props.,an Haven,ti.,ll.S.A.
The following from Mr,
E. J. Raymond, of the
I Erie and New Eng-
land Express Com-
pany, No. 34 Center
Street:
. NBWHAVEN, . l
"_ , .. August 12, 1882.
I MESSR'S. Law... a 00.,-
Gentlemen:—You ask me
What effect Lewis’ “ Red
Jacket Bitters” has had in
my case. In answer will
say, that for the past eight-
een months I have been
chock full of malaria, as you
well know. I have employed
difiercnt physicians without
avail, and was taking from
fifteen to eighteen grains of
quinine daily when I began
the use of “Red Jacket Bit-
ters.” I have now used four
bottles of the Bitters, and
am for the first time in eight-
een "months strong and well.
They are wOrth their weight
in gOld. .
Yours truly, -
‘_. -' E. J. RAYMOND.
IRON FENCES.
[IE SUBSCRIBER having returned to
. Norwulk, and located at 26 Leonard st.,
is prepared to furnish Wrought Iron
Fenciugof all styles, of the best material
and best workmanship. at reasonable prices.
Having had many years of experience in the
making thereof he feels confident t :at he can
satisfy all demands. Estimates and plans
cheerfully furnished.
EPH RAIM M. MERRIT’I‘,
Norwulk, Aug.1882. P. O. Box 057
CHAS. T. LEONARD 3.: Still
llczl lers in
COAL,
‘ LIME AND
CEMENT
AND
contractors for Excavation,
Grating, no.
\ If you want
Sewers, Drains or Wells Bug
or Piped.
Call on the Manufacturers of
Cement Pipe
And get the work done at the
LOWEST PRICE-S.
C. C. Brothcrton,
HOUSE, SIGN in ORNAMEN’I‘AL
. PAINTER.
rscsoo rcrinrnc
IN OIL 01.: WA 77m.
I
PAPER 7* DANGER.
Churches. Lodge Rooms and
Public Buildings Freseoed
in the Latest Styles in
' Oil or Water.
8' W7 atop fitreet.
Norwalk. Conn. 6,...
Sunbeams.
Early English—Baby talk.
All that is cracked up to be—Flonr.
A good prophet: One hundred per cent.
Rule for church fair oyster suppers:
Twice one is stew.
As the church fair season approaches, the
minister begins to feel slipper-y.
It is after a woman has emerged from a
salt water bath that figures don’t lie.
” Why are you so distant?" said _a trump
to the beefsteak in the restaurant Window.
Has it ever occurred to baseball men that
a milk pitcher is generally a good fly-catcher?
The earthquake in Java will not street the
sale of Java eoifee. We can still get it from
Cuba.
A lady of this city recently filled her lamp
with gasoline, and since then she has not
benziue.
“Smith can’t stand a joke, " said Perry;
“ I hit him on the head with a brick and he
got mad."
No wonder some poor creditors are sotbin
“(1121116. They don’t have anything to live
on but due.
Oscar Wilde says that short hair cannot go
with knee breeches. No; it usually goes
with striped trousers.
Texas is a great State for ants. Sullivan
ought'to go there. Doesnt the Scripture say,
“Go to the ant, thou slug-hard“ '
“I'm getting disgusted with everything
and everybody!" exclaimed Brown, peevish-
1y; “wherever I go there is fraud. ” ‘ .'
“Proud of my family, sir?” exclaimed a
man. “Yes, sir, I am proud. I am as
proud as a boy with two stone bruises." ;
“Yes," said'Tawmus, "“I don’t object
to taking silver dollars. It’s such a comfort
' to constantly feel that you have money."
There is a'Siou'x chief who Calls himself
TivoJSkunks. His specialty lies in keeping
large forces of pale faces at a distance. , -
A burglar was shot to death in o. Michigan
village the other night. Burglars have a
tough time in places where there are no
police. "
It has been said that it costs nothing to
my a good word for another, but when one
must lie to do it the word seems rather
expensive.
if you want to experiment on the ad-
lzosivcncss of affection, endeavor to divorce
u. lazy boy from a warm bad on a cold Win-
tor morning.
There is said to be a ‘.‘ new trouble with
Dogs” in the West. The old trouble still
an. ts here of making them occupy but one
we: in a railway car.
When a. man gets left by a train he gets
'ildei‘ed and doesn‘t know where he is
gillllg. That's why he generally goes into
Lin.- first saloon he seas.
The high-school girl severely reprimanded
her brother for using the phrase “Not to be
shackled at.” She sayshe ought toisay “Oc-
utzsiouing no sternutatory convulsions. "
“I am speaking,” said a long-winded
orator, “for the benefit of posterity."
"11's," said one of his hearers, “andif you
he: p on much longer your audience will be
‘ _ n
hill {3.
“Poor creatures!" exclaimed Mrs. Gros-
-.-_:~:~.iu, looking at the pictures of a nude sav-
up: women; “no clothing of any kind! I
\I'uililCl' what the poor things have to talk
:lbzllil?"
A Colorado man was recently killed while
win-ring a scuttle of.coa1 in his back yard.
.LIILI a few heart-lending occurrences like
this, wives will begin to learn their household
duiics.
So many people are dying in all parts of
the country just now at the advanced age
of one hundred and five years that a incur
under eighty-five feels kind of bashful about
going into a barber shop. ’
A conversation that me did not hear:
“Pa, I wasreading today where it says that
a woman’s tongue is her swon .” “Yes, my
son; and just think of all the nations that.
have been put to the sword!"
“Was man descended from a bear?" risks
the Detroit Free Press. ~Not in all cases.
Why, a Nevada citizen, the other day, went
to the other extreme when a bear came
along, and the citizen took to a tree.
Socrates began the study of music only
when he was sixty. We commend this fuel
to the young lady who lives in the Opposllc
house, and has begun practicing the
“Maidcn’s Prayer" before she is twenty.
Ayoung Wife at the East, who lost her
husband by death, telegraphed the sad
tidings to her father in Chicago in those
succinct words: “Dear John died this
morning at ten. Loss fully covered by in-
suranco."
“Dissatisfied wife~"We cannot agree;
we must part forever." Husband— “All
right; but we must not ventilate our sor-
rows through the ress." Wife—“lilo
bare idea! What's t 6 use of Eelllll'rlllil"
then ?”
“Pause," said the highly cultivated llos-
tou girl to her lover, who was about to last.
a mosquito. “Pause. In the balance mu:
admirably adapted economy of nature, llilill
cannot interfere without dismanging the
whole order of things.” And he paused.
Jack had gone oil and got himself lost,
and he also found himself and walked home.
“Are you not sorry that you run away lillzl
got lost i" asked the paternal- ancestor with
a tone of grief and reproval. “ I wasn't
lost.” “But nobody knew where you was."
“I knewwhere I was myself." That settles
it. A boy who knows where he is hiinspli‘
can never get lost. - _ '
A New Orleans man who had advertised
for a man to take care of his horses had an
application from a negro who seemed lilac-.1
for the position, and a bargain was lilftll-‘J.
As the new employe was bucking out of the
office the gentleman said: “Oh, by the way,
what name shall I call you by ?" “ Well,
ssh, my letters am ginerally directed to de
Hon. Boswell Green, but In perfeckly
willin’ you should call me Mr. Green when
you has occashun to ’dress me.”
A youngster of six years in this city, who
was noticed by her mother to' appear rather
partial to the society of the male youth of
her age with whom she was acquainted, was
addressed by that relative the other day with
tlze remark: “Well, Gracie, I think you
like the little boys who go to your school
boiler than you do the little girls." “Yes,
niurnma," said Gracie, “ I think I do. I
believe I am begining to love boys, and oh!"
—-_wil.‘.1 a great burst of confidence—“ I do
thunk it’s horrid!" Thus at times, but hap-
pily not habitually, does the female mind
11.: u; out in the rebellion against manifest
'. shilli)‘.
H
ainanonnv rum mun"; cnnmrnnr
The Baltimore Green Mount Cemetery has
a most romantic history. Fifty years ago it
was the happy home of the Oliver family,
which consisted of the father and two chil-
dren, son and daughter. The daughter,
who was a beautiful girl, had many suitors,
but to all did she say nay, save one, 0. poor
young man of whom her father disapproved,
and whom he had forbidden her to see. He
lmcl also taken an oath that if he caught the
young man on the grounds he . would shoot
him. But true love not only laughs at bolts
and bars, but at shotguns as well. One
evening, the young lady having agreed to!
rum-:1; her lover at the foot of the lane,
donned a suit of her brother’s clothes, hop-
ing thereby to escape detection, and milled
forth. ller keengsyed-fatber caught sight
of llcl' as she marched boldly along, and,
thinking he recognized in the tresspasser the
young man who had been forbidden thel
grounds, raised his gun and fired. The femi-l
nine shriek which pierced the air revealed tol
him whirl: he had done. His daughter was
dead before he reached her side, and froml
that day the wretched father became ill
wanderer upon the face of the earth. HOI
took his son and went abroad, leavinghis
property in the hands of an agent with.
orders to sell the homestead for a cemetery!
in a short time the city purchased the,
grounds, and the body of the murdered gift
was the first one to be buried there. i
W .
NAMES 0F SLAVES- i
A high-sounding Christian name is much'
prized by the Virginia negroes, and theI
white families have always been appealed to!
for help in providing magniloquent names!
Characteristic , names were frequently be!
stowed, and Ananias was one of the com-
mcnest. One well-known planter gave all1
of his servants names distinguished in his-'
tory. Visitors at the house were waited on byl
Herodotus, J uvenal and Xenophon, (Ind the,
cook was Edith Plantageget. She always'
insisted on her whole name, and wits flinchl
alfronted by the curious twists and thins h I
compatriots gave it. Once a visitor who '
waited on by a deft handmuid, whbésie hell
name as Laura, jokingkv wheat-g" _
where's Petrarch ?" to which Innis prb ' ‘
replied, “ Petrarch he's in do kitchen,
in' do 'tainrs fur Edith Plantedgsrklt l'!
. fonts,
1 Send for pain lilet.
>3m30
“flows my
. ii- 520 Health
and firefly "
l.‘
to 27::
oUTIQUBA
. f" ‘3’" REMEDIES."
DISFIG liltfilG fininbrg, mimllii'tipg ll'rup-
, tiuns, ltc ing'Tortures, Bcrpiula «Salt
Hunters cured y the
..Lnl
Rheum. iand . l rsintile .
UCTICUBA Iteuiodies.‘ “
uutlcura Resolves“, the new blood
purillt,clesnses the blood and perspiration
of impurities and poisonous elem-ants, and
thus remove the cause. ‘ . - . ‘
Cutlcura, the great Skin Care. instantlv
alloys Itching and 'Iullamation. clears the
Skin and Scalp, heals Ulcersami Sores, and
restores the hair. . .
Cuticura Soup, anexquisiteSkin Beau-
tifler and Toilet Beautiiler, prepared from.
Currcuna. is indispensable. in tree ingSkln _
Diseases. Baby Hunters; Stin-Blemisues. Su’n-
burn, and Rough, Chopped or (ii-eds 7 Skin.
Cuticurn Remedies. are absolutely
pure. and the only real blood purifiersand
slun beautiflers.frecirom ‘mereury, arsenic.
lead . zinc, or any other mineral or vegetable
poison whatsoever. ' ‘
It would require this entire, paper to‘do
justice to a description of the cores perform-
ed by the OUTICUIIA Resonvmvr internally,
and Curxcuns and Our-icons.» Spar exter-g
wally. .- . . - '- .1 . -
Eczema ol‘the palms or the hands and at
the ends of the lingers, ve'y dimcult to treat
and usually considered incurable' small
patches of setter and salt rhenm on the gen.
nose and sides 'ofthe face. ' ‘
"could [lead- with ‘loss of hali- without "
Torsion” or results a. a.
3,591:
”Itching, hernia .and scaly tortured, that , . 3. .
number. heads covered with dandruff and
scaly e‘guptlons, es ociaily'or o'eildren and In-
an at uh oh 'slnce birthhlidbe'en a
massei’sca s “' ' ’ ' ‘
battled even relief _ oin ordinary telnedies;
soothed and healed as by magic.
Tsorlnlllfilepjresymnd anesthet- i'riglit-
iuliorms of‘skin“ diseases, ‘scrofulous ulcers.
old sores, and discharging wounds, each all or ,1 g;
which have been s 'eedlly. permanently and '
economically core by the CUTICUBA l sun-
Dits when physicians hospitals and, all 9ther
remedies in led. as proven by a vast number
of merit testimonials in our-possession. which
we will cheerfully mall to any address.
Sold everywhere. Price:-Curiciriu',50 'e ts:
Reserves-r,“ ; soar'a'i cents; Pepi-jun. Dune
and CHEMICAL 00., Boston, Mass.
Send ior‘lflow to Cureurinznisoaus ”»
Aurvr‘er Roughvhapped or 'Greasy
‘Skln, Black nea s, Finishes and
'kin Blemishes use CUI‘IcUBA Soar; '
snoronc's Rlllltil llllE,
Head Colds, Watery Discharges from the
loss and Eyes, Ringing Noises in the Head,
rend“ Headache and Fever instantly re-
ievc .
Choking muons dislodged. membrane cleans
ed and healed, breath sweetened. smell,
taste. and hearing restored,.and ravages
checked.
Cough, Bronchitis, Droppings into the
Throat, Pains in the Chest. Dyspepsia, Wast-
ing of Strength and Flesh, Loss of Sleep, etc.
cured.
One bottle Radical Cure. one box Catarrhal
Solvent, and Dr. Saniord’s Inhaler, in one
packagcmf all druggists for 81. Ask for SAN:
roun's RADICAL CURE, a pure distillation: of
Witch Hazel. Am. Pine, ‘11. Fir Marigold.
Porn]: 15
Clover Blossoms, etc.
Carmen. Co..Boston.
'- LL [N For the relief and prevention,
.60 59010 Instant itlsap lt-
'- e 0 came ism, earn a,
\VOLTAIO 11 (Rb t N gi
L \,,“W, Sciatica. Coughs, Colds, Weak
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:\ A {gloating FPanqsi’l‘l‘umli’uqsq,
/ '.‘s_ steriu, ema e a as, a p -
/ @ \ taiion, Dyspesia, Liver Com-
-/// I; . ' plaint. Bilious lever. Malaria.-
3/: L O'TRl‘3\\ and Epidemics, use Colllne’
,L' N\h\ Plaster- [an FRIOCII'IG
PLASTER ,Batlery combined with ,a
Porous Plaster] and laugh 'at 1.3.. go.
everywhere.
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The Greatest Discovery of the 19th Century.
A Mammoth Presentation from Nature's
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' ‘ DAMON!
A
Is a magnetic Mineral earth which has been
discovered at only one point an the earth's
surface [in the state of Texas). After a care-
fnl analysis by some of our most prominent
chemists it has been declared to contain the
most Potent Medical Ingredients known to
science. Among the many diseases for which
DAMONIR has pertormga.‘I such .wonderlul
curesis the following: Bri t’s Disease and
all Kidney Complaints. lo_od Poisoning,
Chlorosis, Dyspepsia, Malaria, Chills .‘ln‘l
Fever, Female Diseases and General Debility.
For Syphilitic or Mercurial affections or Throat
Skin or Bones, we guarantee}: cure in Every
case. For burns, scalds, bruises and sores of
all kinds it hasno equal. For sale by all drug:
ists. Price 9! r bottle, 6 bottles ter 85.
)AMONIA M DICATED TOILET SQAI’,
Beaiitilles the Skin and Complcxmn. and Is
the best article known for all eruptions and
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No waste of Heat or Fuel! No Gas or Dust.
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er withoul expense than any furnace made.
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3Bl33 Norwalk. Ct.
,Seud 10.0cntg for ilvepiecos of
popular vocaliaod’instrnieebtal
music. Full size best ,papers'
Would cost 52 Many music
store. -
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$17 and 819 Broadway, N.Y . 3
A CARD.
Toail those desiring well-laidlar walks I
writ state that alter eight yearssexperiencc
I am ncw'prcpured to in them anywhere in
Fairiieid‘ County and wi I guarantee a good
" to ,her,
' if on desire.”
~ha toes: of many a‘h‘ome.
bldbpd,’ stimulates the organs 0
nuo AND .
,lla
IOCEA'N GROVE,
Now“? GAZETTE; TU ESD AYOCTOBER 9', .883)
riclno can mus.
Sunshine and . (shadow on the Cat-
. eltlllfifllevvla frolhiun.odltpr’a house.
. . l
, .0“ hair ht anus ofthevvorld-famoueilnd-
so'n l:t‘anda t is pleabpnt and on. due village of
Ssugerties. A few miles westofit thp great
Catssil range hits its massive front.in the
merging covered witlli Eh‘tl‘dbg‘vii; in the even-
in ullofm ster am s \ . _
Yet the‘goo’ii soyple ofSaugerties, in nowisev
dismayed by t o scrutiny of their gigantic
neighbor, continue to increase and do busi-
"ness attergthe manner otlthos'bj'whose sur-
rd'undin more mncbiless romantic. From its
lice oil on lieatio’n on Iain~.,:strect, that
lively mean clinching Post. daily scatters
Iliclociil news, although the editor. undid-
w'anl Jardine. recently) found time to write
the followinglletter to 1. David Kennedy,“
Road at N. . _ _
"I :relitly regret my absence from home on
"the day ofyonr late cail,eapecially as I should
have been lmlto exrress to you personally
mutants t‘satisfaction at the restoration of
m wife's health from the use of from FAV-
Odl’I‘liwltEMllDY. For years she a'l D"OII a
martyr to dyspepsia, complicated with kidney
and liver coin plaint. Medical treatment seem-
ed to be of no avail.bnt I am hanpy to testify
‘ complete recovery by means of your
remarkablemedici‘ne. You may publish this
ENNEDY’S FAVORITE REMEDY is
Justly a iavorile with women. It is harmless
. - ' ’ ontrlbuted lo the
as it iseilsctlve, and has 0 1t mriilesthe
d tlfigestlon.
mak'es-eati a leasnre lesion 0 asource
of sniférlnglmena lens the urinary organs to
throw or! poisonous matter from the system
and rescues those whogwonld otherwise be
detained to a lite ',ot pain. and distress. ltis‘
climbs-scat purely vegetable elements and,
never harms the most ' elieato constitution.»
Dr. David Kennedy. Readout, N. .
Y 88
ill truth" :A it” lea-"s bruit it N r .
Uommeaela May 7,1883.
‘ ‘5 .- EDDY]: - TRAINS
mall: Bridge for Danbury.
.. a are, rattan; A ’
l as p.iu., Accommodation.
0.00 p ,in.’, N. Y. Express:
_, .0 an»; m.,hisil.
9 52 a. rut. Sunday Accommodation. ‘
Arrive animal; Bridge/rem Dunbar-y.
.1 341*. m., Mall. .,
s as a. m., N. Y, Express
is p. m., Accommodation.
3. :III . a l.
\:‘
83$:
‘ hams: "ht. .5 .
,9 p. Sun sy Accommodation.;
,.w. sanniroarrn. supt;
5 N. Y” ":9 1!. k I]. RAILROAD. I
Trains leave South Norwalk for New York:
‘466 a. m., Express, 12041). in. Boa Express
518 " Boston ex. 250 " Express
b 28 “ Adams ex. 4 34 “ " g
s 50 .“ S. N.special '510 -" 1411 d: S N sp.
ti l7 ". Accom’tion 520 " Ex :
‘l 05 “ B’t special 555 “ Boston llm ;
7 25 " s. N. Lo. ex ‘7’ gr; 2: gfiiom’tlipln.
" oc lex. . spec
iii “ L" a " 9 47 " Milk train
908 “ Local ex. 900 “ Montreal Ex
038 " Aceom’tion $301 " masks?!“
.Local ex. on a . . .
alga“:ll Accom “ Milk, 960 "
Leave South Norwalk for New Haven: ‘
. in. S N special
21 a in Wash. Ex. 6 40 p
litili a. m. Accom’tion 614 " Local ex.
7 25 “ Milk train 6 41 “ S N sT-ccial
8 46 -' Aceom’tiou a as “ Sp’i’ld Lo. ex.
9 l8 “ Bostoncx. 29 “ S N special
to 48 “ Aecom’tion 7 44 " B’t special
12 to p. in. Boston ex. - 8 24 “ 8 N special
1 46 “ Accom’tion 944 " Aceom tion ,
2 In “ Local ex. i055 “ Adams ex.
432 “ Accom’tion [25 " Boston or. .
.. Low K it “a“ s8 .5“. mnlillk
- u . an a . ,
5 12 Local ex “ y9 41 .. Ac.
iIILADELPHIA & READING R. R.
P BOUND BROOK ROUTE ‘
FORTBENTON AND PHILADLLPIIIA.
' Commencing May 27th, 1883. .
Leave NcwhYork from toot of Liberty bt.,
‘r Philadel a.
toNinth & Geese Streets, at 7:45,9:80, 11:15
a.m. 1:30, i, 4:30.530. 7.00 12 00 pm: On Sun-
’ da at 8:45a.m.6:30, 12 p. m.,
or Third a Berssstreets,“7:45.ll:15,a.m.
I:30,t:30, 5:30, 7 p on. On Sunday at8245 a.in.
l‘or'l‘reuton,'ll[arren and Tnekersts.,7:45,
19:.ao.ii:i5 am" 1:30. 4:00. «.30, 5:3o,1:oo.12,
‘p.in. Sunday‘szto, a.m.,a:30, it p. m.
. Return trains leave PhlllclOll‘lllthl’ New
York: . _
F on stations Philn. ‘ Reading Railroad.
Ninth dc Green Sts.. “1:30.830. 9:30, ll.a.m..
“151535.530. 6:426. l2 p. in. On Sunday at
:. . ..s:3o i . m.‘ .
8 Wrbmm'l‘hird’a. B'i'irks streets,6:lo,8:20,‘9:00
a.m.,l:ll0 3:30, 5:20. 0:30, pan. On ..un-
It 8:15. tum. 4:80, p.m.
l‘cm Trer-wn,Warrcn and Tucker streets,
1225,6220. 8.03.9:1‘5 10:06 ”'34 a.m..2:00, 4:2),
“‘2" 7 2" ”'“i i’l‘f‘i‘ imittt‘tiffn 3's.
L O . I
ALL mm ‘ ASBUBYL‘IJAIIK.‘ ro‘lnlél‘
PLEASANT Leave foot of I or y s ree .. .
R.. 7:45, 9:00, ":00 a. m.,2:45,3:80.i:00,4.1.30,
6.00. p. to. Sunday, 8:15, a.m..l2:00,in.,~i.l)0
p. m. ' ' .
SANDY HOOK ROU’IE tor Highlands,
Sea Bright, Monmouth Beach, Long Braozch
kc. Leave Pier 8,N. Ruioot oi Rector ..t.,
New York. at 4:30, 8:00. 10:|5, a. m., l2:l5, 335
4:30, 5:30. p. in Sunday, 9:00, “:00, a, m.
For Ocean Grove, Asbiir Parmelea Girt,
do" at 8:00, 10:15, a. m., l‘:lb,3:ifi.4:30,5.30
p. m. p ‘
H l’. BALDWIN, Gen. East. Pass. Ag t. q
C. GJIANCOCK, J. I. WOOTI‘EN,
Gen. Pass. a Tkt Act. Gen. Manager.
~ Meeker’s
’ 1:. :i: N In
- -‘
Schooner JOHN G. PERRY, Capt. Byxbce,
will hereafter make regular weekly trips
between Norwalk and New York.stopplng
at South N orwalk,leaving Meeker Brothers _
Wharf. Norwalk, every Friday night.
Freight taken on board at Pier 43 E. li.,
footot llutgerst., New York . on MON DA Y8
:snderIIwMS-u , ,
1 The Highest naakatfn‘he,‘ $11011
Ila , Strn'W'n'n’ a. In -
. “may? m. J.;.MEI¢KER a: nun.
;. isomer ;, kjprilnrlQ. ; a
' omens, I’lulmo-nwimc !
Orient l'uimou-Ire cures Asthma.
Ill-lent l‘nlnum-tu cures Bronchitis.
"ionic" I'll] ’ natre cures Coughs and
3 .‘ts‘iv'uess. .~.' .. .
”ooar'lésil Phlmonuire cures all 'lliroat
an! inn Troubles. .
,OI’IOIIF! [III-ouch? contains no pow—
“ i no. ,
dignifdgtyrulmonaire “l pleasant to lake.
-'orlen‘t_PnlmonaIro la speedy in its
fili‘t‘d-til'ulnidiii is is manoisotumliby
ORTEB & BEN EDIG’l‘,
~ = noc- on... an, WATERBIIRY, cos s.
.—
rutnannnnia BRANCllz—lili w. .‘ld st.
il-lim “ ' -' . ,
P. w. BATES
AT 1118
Minor n cnnnrrn noon
on Whiter street.
_ nus saw hostess [N
[load Stones, Monuments and
all kinds of'Mo‘Inorlal Work.
(bins. sunsets; 'l‘lllfl'l. m r
'PETEfi'iJ.""tibia-DE;
FLORIST glillll'llc YMAN
j Lion A VENUE.
North‘of N orwhlk Cemetery,
NORWAIQE, - CONN.
Dealer in Green [louse and; Hot House and
Bedding and Vegel‘able Plants. Fruit and Cr
nameniai Trees. Shrubbory. Vines Cut 'Flow-
er-i always on hand and all sorts or designs in
Flowers arranged to order.
walk and perfect satisfaction.
Timothy FMchrthy
Gmdlngand lite-lilting Cemetery Plots
' ‘ , promptly attended to.
ly2l
There :irc certain liters. of great
value and importancmwliich we wrsh
our friends the public to know. Al-
rnnnicnnronnunoonn cnonn
Docstho reader ask how! We
will not attempt to explain me-
thods oi inanipiilatlon._ requiring
the delicacy and dexterity of ex-
perts, citcn combined With such
scientific surgical treatment as
can only be given by experienced
specialists. The public chiefly ,3
care to know that a patient may
be seated in our dental chairs
withoutfear and tremblingms all
our processes are
GOMPARMIVELY PAIILESS.
When only four tirm roots re-
main iupropcr position, the pa.
lient can have an entire set of
teeth tattachcd to them
Without; a Plate. ' _
This Denture will be so firm and
strap that its fortunate owner
can. immediately alter its Inser-
tion. masticate a bceisteak, orany
though extensive iiblicity has been
given themin the curnals oi the day,
there are many persons to whom
these lacts are not‘lnmillar. 'l‘o such
we bring glad tidings. The excruci-
atiug pain of having"3 ‘
TEETH EX RAC’I ED,
orithe disagreeable and frequently
dangerous resort to untesthet cs.are
nomwith very rare exceptions, en-
tire! unnecessary. The annoyance of
DENTAL I’LA i as
.cean be, in the miflority of cases, sue-
‘ cessfull avoids . '1‘ loss who have
""" D suiferet yearsirom decayed and sen-
sitive teeth, with heath impaired
through imperlect mastication and
consequent indigestion. may have
their teeth restored,breath sweetened
\-\._ _ _
“0mm... ,5-” '.’
ill‘OhCl’ fond, thoroughly and with ease, while it may be kept perfectly clean as readily as the
natural teeth. By the use ol‘our
Tooth Ora wn Bridge,
rl-acerlrrom w
more room in . ..
ccplion or our work by the public and the ...
gratifying is the appreciative approval of the medical profession.
hicliteeth have been extracted are filled with nrlillcsl substitutes taking no
tlieuioutli than the natural organs,_wrl.lioiit the semblance oi it lllitlefi The re-
‘ratcvl its specially
has '
Physicians recognize at
out-.0. the important relation of a healthy mouth to the health at it patient, and many medi-
cal men have had crowu 0pc
rations themselves During the past yt-ar and a half some
Fifteen Thousand Roots,
.
which under the old practice would have been condemned as worthless and rulblcssly'drmvn
out. have been treated,crowned Mn
Value to gratin-Jill putrouls. Shep
Dr. T. E.
I changed into beautiful and useful tee li.ol priceless
tlcsurcinvitcd to call and ive wui let their own eyes can-
SWIFT,
12y N9. 9 West/Avenue, Norwalk.
Miss Kellogg’s Fir-st Song.
Mr. and Mrs. Owrge Kellogg, father
and hiollllrt Hi Chris Ldnisé, I‘veru recent-
ly M the Basso". house in_ Birmingham,
can... The, Allsoula Seminal inclement! .
says tin-lo, will‘soou be dblog’l’l’pbiof-
Mus“ Kellogg written by Mrs. Kellcgg.
of her that sung by Miss Kellogg are thus
narrated by the mother: .‘fLoulsg was
but uluc ......‘n‘na old. We bad just buried
a little untt in the south, and had fled
iuutbi'vsid to escape the infection ufva illu-
oasc there prevailing, very fatal among
the children. , We brought with us a ser-'
vantglrl'tbat had eaten! the child, and
'was always singing a certain favorite,
tong. couched in the quaint and queer
music or the plantalion. One; tiny little:
Louise was aitliug upon the floor", when,
to my utter astonishment, she commenced
singing, in {Terri-ct time and tune, the song
alludedftufwliicbso frightened me that I
called out to my mother: "l‘hs baby Will
die! Oh, my God, the baby will diel’
Mother came hastening into the room, or.
peeling toflndthg child in thsiagonies of
,‘lleatbfflnly t'o'excflglin : ,-.'Nonsensel
~What ails your'ds’ughterf There is noth-
ing the matter with the child. See, it is
crowing. it you now.’ ‘But, mother,’I
exclaimed, 'ibat 9.inonths babe has just
been singing wonderfully the nurse’s song
and it is going ladle, I know it is!’ and
I want almost .wild in, my alarm. Butlha
baby did um. die, dud I thank God it
didn't, for it was’born to bless—as only
music can bless—tho hearts of aworld.
This story of our daughter’s first, song,"
I 'suid Mrs. Kellogg,.“however improbable,
judged by ordinary events, is nevertheless
strictly true. I could not account for i
at the lime; I cannot fully (to so now. I
did not then know how to interpret to un-
usual a happening except as a warning.
In- the light *of' subsequent events I may
now perhaps gut-Is at, it more muible sea
lution." This bit of anionic, substan-
tially, as given us by Mrs. Kellogg, and
' in a manner that to our mind left no
doubt of the entire sincerity of that lady’s
own faith in the reality of the occurrence.
List orrntents
issued from the U. 8. Patent once for, the
week ending Oct. 2nd, for the Slate of Con-
necticut, furnishedusviroin the notes of John
I. Earle, Solicitor of Patents, New Haven. Ot
G L Barnes North Haven friction clutch
It Oroltassignor to Waterbury Horse Nail
Co Waterbury machine for rolling horse-shoe
nails 0
T if Foster Danbury lire egcaps .
' J Gardner assignor to Winchester Repeat-
ing Arms 00 New Haven holder for packing
cartridges
N it George Danbury Dust guard for car
axle bodies ' .
G B Hatch Merlden assignor to Hartford
Sanitar Plumbing Co Manufacture of glass
water-c oset bow _
F I Hitchcock Bridgeport weighing scale
E B Hurd Brid sport starehing machine
P Kennelly Br dgeport Protractor ,
i' W Mix assignor to Corbin Cabinet Lock
Co New Britain trunk leek _
E Parkerasslgnor to Winchester Repeating
Arms Co New Haven, machine for greasing
cartridges ‘
O N Perkins assignor to E Miller & Co
Mei-idea shade holder _
A A Piummer asargnor 1-2 to I 11 Roberts
Putnam steam boiler _
G O Schneller Ansonia button ress
E Stockwell assignor to Yale do owne Stam-
ford Burglar proof safe
DESIGNS. '
W ll lloyt Stamford parlor ornament
Same llreccreen .
G A Lewis Naugatuck overshoe
w
DON ’T
ESPAIR.
If you are weak and weary from some 50<
called chronic disease, don’t give up. Sul-
phur Bitters has given hope'to many invalids
where heretofore there was nothing but de-
spair. It will build n and renew your whole
system.— [Editor Woe ly American. 2t40
—-——+<O-.———-
For Hay Fever I recommend Ely’s Cream
Balm. It entirely relieved me from the first
application; have been a. sun‘erer for ten
years. Going from home and neglectingto
take the remedy, I had an attack; alter re-
turning I immediately resorted to it, and
found instant relief. believe, had I begun
its use earlier, I should not have been
troubled. J. Collyer, clerk, 118 Broad street,
Elizabeth, N. J.
My brother Myron and myself were both
cured to all a pearanco, of Cstarrh and Hay
Fever last J u y and August. Up to this date
Dec. 28, neither have had any return of thcse
troubles. El ’s Cream Balm was the medicme
used. Gab cl Ferris, Spencer, Ticga 002.30
i.
that}; "
Refrigerator
. Made, Buy the
EDDY.
_ Charcoal-tilled
Refrigerators.
'Also the
com scrnlcinlions
At
J A. Q U I ’ S .
LARGEST STOCK OF
' .OIL STOVES
- IN TOWN.
l
'The lubulér lllohIP-EprOSive.
The Adams &,Westvlake, '
is The RUbYI
”5-? ' The Richmond,
The Economist,
, The May-Flower.
Call and See them before
3': Purchasing.
" FANCY AND PLAIN
cnocrnnr n
A
GLASSWARE
T
:7 JAQUI’S. '
tut: tumult-r of the gloat VQOQgslrefilsbe’
The circumstances attending th'e‘slnglngr
slate Roofing, &c._
vbest hi
_ years. App
-..‘-...A...,:~.i.-,.x.n...-. . ..... . .-
= Pain In. The Back.
Is a Qmptom ot‘some severe disease of the
Kidneys and liver. ornterlne trouble. When
nature nil-us you by such pains, especially of a
dull. heavy. 911.5 ’severe burning and sharp
pains that seem almost unend rs le.oracon-
stout, bearing-down pain. I ‘e most severe
' when riding or standing] long time. and you
gave nervous. and more or less ailing. you
should be prompt to sel ag e sale,sure,
and well known medicine. In doing so be
guided by the general reputation oisoine
'stsndsrll article. Go to some good druggist
.and iask.-hlm what he knows of "Hunt's
Remedy.” and he will tell you that it is the
ney and liver medicine made. and one
that has stood the test oniuie. Look over
most any aper audvyou will and home testi-
monials 0 people ll ngright in your own city
who know whereof they speak. Below vi 1
be found one M a lady resident 0| Bridgeport,
Conn. ilsr full name and address are ven.
Any one doubting the genuineness of than
the libert of calling on or sddressinr her.
and. as s 0 says, she will be only to g ad to
tell her experience‘vvith. and opinion of. so
valuable an article. . .
"I willingly give my testimony in favor of
‘Huut’s Remedy! I rst heard of it a few
zones 0 while Iving in sprin neld, Mass. 1
new a ad there who had so earlier a long
time ,with idnsy disease. she used every
thing she could hear of. but with poor success.
and ilnsll heat-Iago! Hunt‘s Remedy began
using It. ell, it cured her. About this time
I moved here. Alter I had lived herea time,
from other sympathetic disorders my kidneys
became elected and weak. Kaowin that
Hunt's ,Reinidy hadgreatly beneilIe many
others. .I began using it, and it ‘gave me the
desired benefit. Were‘ l oblige to use any
medicine, or the kind again I would prefer it
to all the others, I consider it a sure cure.
“If b the publication of this, my experi-
ence w th Hunt’s Remedy. others suffering
from similar» coin hints can be induced to
avail themselves 0 its good streets, you have
mu liberty to do so in any way it may seem
besttoyou. ;. .- . .
Gratefully ours. .
Hrs. LORENCE L. WOOD,
175 Broad st., Bridgeport. Conn."
“P.'8.-—I forgotte mention my son who is
new; in Colorado, was taken with t a same
complaint last fall. In a letter . received from
him not . long agohe said, 'flunt’s Remedy
has done wonders for inc.” . 2
Schools.
NnroalanlinSclcol
107! ‘Boys.
Fifth Year begins Tuesday,
' ‘ Sept Hill, 1883.
firearms" 1991C,- pon- Your.
Latin, Greekgqermnn, and High-
er Mathematics. each $7.50 per
your extra. Address '
ILRXQ'JOIINSTON. A. M.
’ ‘YIALE
W
Excursion to. Richmond, Va.,
from New Haven, Conn.. and return.
The rarest opportunit ever offered to the
students of any pn lie or private in-
_ atituuion oi leaning.
Any student of the Yale Business Cellege.
takings seholarshl before Oct. 12. ’83. will
be entitled to oln t c above Free Educational
Excursion. w thout any additional cost or any
advance in price of scholarship from previous
ications made at once will be reg-
Istered in the order received. Send two 3c.
stamps for Ilius’d Catalogue it College Jour-
nal. Address, . '
Skim R C. LOVERIDGE. New Haven, (ll
thappaqua illomlain Institute.
A Boarding School for both sexes, in the hill
country, 3‘: .miles by Harlem II. R. from N. Y.
stone iiilding. steam heat, and gas. Rooms
single or double. Both Principal and Sup't
have long experience. lnstructdrsare grad-
uates of 00110 e orNormal School. European
teacher or M ern Languages. Ciiylecturers
on the Sciences. Term of 15 weeks, 886.
fidtp'es 8. C. COLLINS, M. A" Chappqqiga.
. . In 3
egg
PATENTS.
W0 0 s TE R- & snow in ,
(A. If. Woes-ran. laie' examiner U. 5; Patent
Office.) Conflicts and Wall Streets,
381063132081} CONN.,
Have new the best facilities of any office in
thefitate for the-prompt prosecution of all
business relating tol’atents before the U.S.
Patent once and the Courts. Fine Drawings
a s ialty, Trade-*marks.'i.lbels and Copy-
rig ts registered. Preliminary eminations
made. Permanent associate in Washington,
D. 0., and irequent rsoaai trllps to the
Patentomce by one o the firm. erfect ar-
rangements in all countries for securing
Foreign Patents promptly and at reasonable
rates. Send sketch of your invention or call
u person. lyll
Carriage Making
Repairing.
AT
H . '1' I Is I! Y ’ s
Main 91., south Nos-walk, Ct.
Geo. S. Gregory.
Livery. Boarding, Sale,
Feed and Exchange
8 t a.
1V0. 14. night St- .
(in rear oi Borse Car Depot,)
NORWA LK, CONN.
Carriages furnished at all hours Courte-
ons attention and gentlemanly drivers. lyl
Our Constant Aim is .to Make
them the Finest iii the World.
RAF.
nBlSll GUMPANY,
.1.
Offer to lovers olive-st food products their
Delicious, Heliahls t llmivalled
". Our Trademark ’
.. HAM
' .. and Boneless Bacon.
, (Each. piece bearing their-patented Trade
Marks, the slriped canvas and a light
metallic seal attached in the string
as iu'the cut.) .
'THROUG I]
ll. P.._Blil'l"l‘.Y.
who will hereafter add our meals to his
list of. specialties.
Our brand has won the highest rank
purely by intrinsiclfmerit. , m24-
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$12 a week"? a day at home easily made
Coatl
outllt tree. Address:'I_‘aum& Oo.
Aura-ts; alas ' ‘ , ‘ j . lyll
' com mar. run. an
' BAKER’O
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1 _ ~0ahr'n MAB”
pup-name!
* lb use—We Wat
hmwhlebtheexee-efon‘lu
m guilydigutedandadmirsbly
vellum-6W0 rm
as
‘lbctioa' cry in n delicioue'artlelflugi ’ 9°"
hvatnsbleasedistfbrebll-
m
I? - cllllcol‘llrt
mean-ended by tourists.— l '
DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEWELRY
x AND SILVERWARE ,
JACK§o is.
' meg to the great depression in most kinds of manufacturing
interests and the consequent dullness of trade, we are prepared to
offer extra inducements to buyers We have a full line of the above
namedgoodsmnd are confident that we can suit you both in quality
and price. ' .
Watch & Clock Repairing & Jobbing
a specialty at
JAGKSONrs.
' G. MERTZ& SONS.
Architects nnn Interior Decorators,
WOOD CARVERS AND TURNERS,
CONTRACTORS no BU; ~ .Dnns,
PORT CHESTER, N. Y.
Also, Proprietors oi the
Port Chester Planing Mills,
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Mantels, Mouldings, Stair-Rails
and N ewels a Specialty, in White Wood, Pine
and Hard Woods.
First-Glass Furniture, Interior Trim and Decorations, nails to
order in the Boot Unlinct Style and Finish.
Plans and Specifications for Buildings or Decorations furnished on
application.
/
GEO. MER’I‘Z, Sn. L. C. MEBTZ. GEO. MERTZ, JR.
, iyic
FURNiTURE,
GEORGE E. NOTHNAGLE & SON,
Warerooms. cor. Falrfleld Ave. and Main St ,
Bridgeport, 5301111.
ALWAYS ON HAND, FIRST-CLASS
FURNITURE 0P OUR OWN ARTISTIG MAKE
AND UPHOLSTERING
Also a large stock of the Cheaper Grades of Furniture, warranted
A visit to our
3m29
well made and sold at prices defying competition.
warerooms will satisfactorily establish all we claim.
’lhc Moule Earth Closet.
Fields Flush Tanks.
All China Water Closets.
Sanitary Y Branch. ,
Wca'vcrs Wash Basin Waste.
Stone Laundry Tubs.
mans-...... MYERS’ SANITARY DEPOT,
1349p 94 BEEKMAN STREET, NEW YORK.
371: “Ala!
were re umcna‘i'nrco wrru run esocupuv- or "has counrev. mu.
as: av mnmme THIS m, THAT rus .
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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND a PACIFIC R’Y,
Being the Oren! Central Line. ailerde to travelers. by reason of It's unrivaled‘geo-
gruplueal position, the shortest and but route between the Int. Northeast and
Southeast. and the West. Nerthtveet‘and Ooutlivveot. .
It Is llternllv and etrlotly true. that Ito connections are all of the principal lines
of road between the Atlantic and the Paeltle.
By Its main line and branches It reaches Chicago, dollar. Peoria. Ottawa.
La Sane. Oeneseo, incline and Rock Island. In Illlnole; Davenport. Muscatlne,
Washington, Keoltuk. Knoxvllle. Oeltalcoea, .Falrileld. Dee loll-em West Liberty.
Iowa elty. Atlantle, Avoea, Audubon. Harlan. Ontario Center- and Council Bluffs.
In Iowa; Galleria, Ween. Cam» and Kansas City, at Missouri. and Leaven-
worth and Atelilson In “none. and the hundreds of clues. vlllagae and towns
Intermediate. The
“GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE.”
As It Is familiarly called. offers to travelers all the advantages and conform
' Incident ton'smcotbxmelqnaio bridges. union Depots at all_oonneetlng points,
Fast Express Trains. comma! oi OOIHOOIOOO, Vlltl. Vllflufln. WELL
HEATED, FINIL‘I UPHOLI‘I'IIID and ELEGANT DAV OOAOHIO; I line of the
”081' MAOIIIIOII'I‘ HORTON "culture CHAIR CARS ever bulls; PULLMAI'S
latest designedgnu handsome“ PM SLIEPIIO MRI, and DINING CARS
, that are acknowledged by prose and people to be. the FIIIIIT ROI CPO” ANY
ROAD m 'l'ttl' COUNTRY. and In which superior meals are served to travelereat
' the. lowrnto oi IIVII'l'V-FWI can-re IAOII. » .
THREE TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and the moment RIVER.
TWO TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and MllllAPOl-IS and 81’. PAUL.
.‘vln themmOIiALBERT LEA ROUTE.
January I, I882, a new llne will be opened. vie Sense-and [aunt-ea. between
Newport News, lllehmond. Olnelnmtl. Indlanapollo'ami La Fayette. and Council
Blue's, at. Paul, Minneapolis and Intermediate pants.
All Through Passengers carried on Fast uproot Trains.
For more detailed Information, see laps and Folden.-whleh may be obtained. as
well as Tickets. at all principal Tleltet Office. In the tlnlted Otateo and Canada. or at
Vice-Profit a Oen'l lilo-lager, Oen'l ‘f'lt't t lion's Ac’t.
CHICAGO.
lcms bf Interest
. t m Louver of a gambling saloon.
Sumo liillll in the city of Loud was
.... iy world at the rate of $3,300,000 an acre.
\. Knntucky girl refused an offer of mar-
xi..._-.a .m the ground that her father couldn’t.
wppmt any larger family.
Dun! mates uses a great deal of slang.
turning it from the newspapers. 0’ which
Lin-y are generally regular readers.
The word tenis is derived from the old
i:...;:l.~h plural of “ten,” as the name “fives,"
.ziv. n to another game, comes from the
plural of five.
' Republics are not always ungrateful. )The
United States has paid its soldiers $700,000-
(tilt) in pensions. '
The town of Butler, Pa, uses natural gas
for illumination and for fuel. The whole
town is supplied by one well.
Theoldest member of the Legion of Honor,
Pierre Jenn, died lately, aged 94. He was
in the retreat from Moscow and at Waterloo.
Hannibal Hamlin proposes to give‘tho
town of Paris, Me, his native place, a
clock, to be placed in the tower of the Bap-
ict church on Paris Hill.
Th0 man who pointed the spire of the
Roman Catholic church in Omaha was
photographed standing on the cross, 210
feet above the pavement. _
“Live” ostrich feathers repel sand, and
the dealers’ tsstisto rub the feather over
loose sand, which clings to the feather if it
be plucked from a dead or from a tame
bird.
A plant called Hoanglmn, recently dis-
covered at Tonquin, is said to possess the
power of curing not only hydrophobic, but
leprosy and the bite of reptiles. It is a
violent poison to persons in good health.
The Norman kings subjected the bakers
to very severe laws with respect to the
m. ..l‘ l‘uu Civil Justices of Philadelphia ,
weight and price of bread. The first offence
was punished by the confiscation of their
bread; the second by a fine, and tho~thini
by the pillory.
Dr. Niles of Jacksonville does not under-
stand his well. Itis 300 feet above high-
water mark of the Florida coast, is but six-
teen feet deep, yields a full supply of pure,
cold, fresh water, and yet it rises and falls
with the ocean tides. He wants it explained.
The word “Hep," with which the rubble
pursued the Jews in many European cities,
is derived from the inscription on Peter the
Hermit's banner, “H. E. P. " the initials of
"Hierosolymu est perdita." The vulgar,
unabletoconstrue, pronounced the letters
as a word.
The story comes from North Carolina of
a dog that climbs trees after opossums and
coons. He doesn’t stick his toe nails in like
a eat. but climbs like a boy. Recently he
skinned up a big elm and caught animmense
coon. During the fight that ensued they
both fell to the ground, but the dog had the
best of the fall and won the trick.
" The best schools the world over,” says
Prof. Wickersham, “ are to be found among
people who lax themselves for their support,
and education is universally held in the
highest esteem by those who have been
taught to pay for it with money from their
own pockets." .
Sparrows are eaten in England and Ger-
many. Neither the Irish nor the Scotch
will molest the pert little birds, and both‘ in
Ireland and Scotland they knew no fear,
because they never knew any danger there.
To harm a sparrow in either country would
he censidered an outrage.
II. Victor Hugo, who is now a hale old
man, rides every afternoon on the top of an
omnibus through Paris. He likes to view
the city and to convgrse with fellow passen-,
gcrs. A few years ago he presented about
$2,000 as a New Year's gift among the
omnibus epnduetors of Paris.
The water used in Virginia, Nevada, comes
from a lake for above the level of the sea
and the pressure in the pipes is 800 pounds
to the square inch. Whena break is made
in the pipe, the waterleOmw out with such
force as to tear the flesh from the bones if
the hand he put in it.“
The foot measure difiors in different parts
of China; thus the foot of the carpenter's
rule at Ningpo is less than ten inches, while
that of the junk-builders at Shanghi is
nearly sixteen inches. But a medium value
of twelve inches is not uncommon. The
standard foot of the Imperial 'Board of
Works. at Pekin is 12} inches. A copper
toot measure, dated A. D. 81, is still pre-
served. and is 9} inches in length,
A resident of Brooklyn, N. Y.. who has
lately returned from a visit to the west of
England tells of an Englishman who per-
alalctl in the belief that buffaloes furnished
all the meat canned in America. After ex-
hausting every argument to convince the
Englishman of the absurdity of his idea,
the Brooklyn man semantically admitted
that the Englishman was right. “But," he
added, “whileI am making admissions, I
may as well any that all the canned salmon
put up in America is also made of buffalo
meat."
Alexander Dumas. filo, has undertaken a
crusade against the increasing luxury and
realism' of scenery and dress on the stage.
There is something to be said for M.
Denise's contention, but at the same time
we fancy that any attempt tocoinbat the
present costly tendencies of the stage is
indeed hopeless. Mint all with all our
realism and all our extravagance, we have
notreaehsdths point attained by tho Ro-
mans, who came at hatto insist on having
real houses burned down'in plays where con-
llagrstions occurred, and real deaths in their
tragedies.
WINE! 013' ITALY.
Tliewine of Italy varies with almost every
mile of territory. It is of every grade,
from delicious to vile, very like their climate.
The ordinary wine of the table, either red
or white, has decidedly the taste of the fruit,
and is rather too acid to suit the person ae-
cusiomed to French claret or the Rhino
wines. There is not too much acid in it, but
it is a peculiarly tongue-biting, skin-piercing
acid, that to one not accustomed to it re«
quires the wine to be largely diluted with
water.
The landlord smiles when he gets out of
the room to see a young man look at the
wine in the glass, and taste it, and smell it,
and go through all sorts of motions, and re-
mark that ho is glad to get where he can
procure an absolutely pure article of “Chi
anti," or “Capri," or whatever it may be,
and that it is worth coming to Italy to be
able to drink an absolutely pure wine. The
landlord smiles to himself, for he knows
that it isn't any more Chianti or Capri than
it is the elixir of life. He kno‘ws it was
compounded in a neighboring wine house,
of adozsn diilerent varieties, compounded
asa chemist produces things, and that he
himself mixed it over again to suit the taste
of the acute young man. But it is no mat-
ter to him. He merely charges the knowing
one four francs more a bottle than he would
any one else, so that he may be sure he is
getting what he came for, an "absolutely
pure and sound wine.”
It may be a comfort to the exceedingly
sharp young men of America who know all
about wines and sit and look wise over bot-
tles, and taste, and look at corks, and go
through all that sort of thing, to know that
absolutely pure, unfabricuted wine is about
asscsrce a thing in Italy as vital piety.—
Tolcdc Blade.
——‘~O.-oo———
“Alfred Hardy" must, perforce, give Ire-
land ths credit of inventing the phrase
“eofi‘ee aud’pistols for two.” The story is
tbathnlrishman, ordering his dinner at a
London codes-house, was mocked by a top,
who amused himself by diiplicating the
Irishmau’s Orders, using the best of good
London accents until, at lost, his dinner
finished, inarichcr brogue than hehad be-
fore employed, Pat demanded " Coffee and
pistols for two," and the joker departed
without ceremony. and without waiting to
see the order filled.
zen IKE RS
intern. Banana: .
The best and most
scalp, Parker's Hair "
Balsam ishighly es- :
leaned everywhere -»
for its excellence and .
.supcriorcleanhn' ess. '
N i it... I ,
it flavor Falls to Restore the Yoplhislflcolor -
and lustre to or fitdcd hair is e egan W-
; funigd and isflihnnted to rcmdvedandrud'arld {-
itching of the scalp, &prcvcntfl1lmg°“h°h3m
i l 50:. and $1 sing, at dealers ‘3 drugs. '
‘1' sews-MM .g. .,.. . ‘
sarcomas '
SSERIDNIC
a superlative Health and Strength Restorer.
i V’r'l are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with
Ol't‘ 4:. or a mother rim down by family or how
llulzl duties try Panicsx‘s GINGER TONlC.
I f you are a lawyer, minister or business man ex-
hausted Icy mental strain or anxious cares, do not take
intoxicimugsiiinulants,butuse Parker's Ginger Tonic
If you have Consumption. Dyspepsia..Rhcuma.
iism. Kidney or Urinary Complaints, or If you are
“unified with. any disorder of the lungs, stomach.
Lowels, blood or nerves. you can be Cured by PARK-
un‘s (imam: Tome. Itisthe Greatest Blood Purifier
[incl the Best and Saves! cough Cm Ever can.
are wasting away from glge, dissipation or
2 Cl‘ weakness and rcqziirc a stimulant take
.‘omr: at price; it will invigorate. aud_build
you i g from tli: first dose but Will never lntoxlcntc.
it has saved hundreds of lives : it may save yours.
inscox I: c0.. 1:3 William SL, New York. 50c. and
(rziu‘dollar slam, at all 1 er; in medicines.
DOLLAR SIZE.
sang.
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lls rich and lasting fragrance has made this :
delightful perfume exceedingly popular. There 1
is nothing like it. liisistupou havina FLORES-'
1'03 Ccmuziit and look for signature 0
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gait/£007.! W
on every lmttlc. l‘uy .iruggist or dealer in per-
femery can :I you, 25 and 755. sizes.
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Elialaria
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Every Sickness has its Fever. The
head, the lungs, the stomach. the bowels, the
liver, the spleen, and the kidneys each will at
times have their‘ little Fever. Easily sub¢
dued if taken in time, but if delayed the fever
spreads hi-ze fire in a. boogie, until the whole
body is involved. and the person is sick in bed.
The Magic Care is especially a. Fever
Medic-iii e—better and cheaper than quinine.
It is the hope of the sick-iced. The bow of
promise to the invalid.
Every case of Scarlet Fever, Diphthe-
ria, Pneumonia, can be cured, if this
remedy is taken actively as directed.
Rialnrfa or Minstn in the air is for the
most part the cause of all Fevers, and the
Magic Cure isa sure antidote for it in every
form it may assume.
Every Chill hasits Fever, but not every
fever has its Chill. We cure the Fever or
the Chill at the same time.
Ask your druggist for the Dingle Cure.
hit up in both Liquid and Pi“ form.
Price of Pills, EO-cts. a box, and they are sent
by mail. l’int bottles of the liquid, $.25, are
sent by express.
Geo. Tailcot,
191 Fulton St., New York.
maxmmmwm-
ORA'I'AR H ELY’S.
. . ~ Creams Balm
has gained an cnv
able reputation
wherever known.
displacmgailocher
preparations. An
. article of undoubt-
; ed merit.
. CURES
ROSE COLD
- coin ll THE ans
.1 HAY FEVER
~. Is not a:lz' aid or
arm .
'. .. Applyby thfilittle
nngcriuto t enos—
HAY: FEVER trils. When absorb
ed, iteifectuailycleanses the nasal passages of
virus,cansing ealthy secretions. It _sl_lays
inflammation. protects-the membranal linings
of the head frOm additional colds, completely
heals the sores andrestores the sense or taste
and smell. Beneficial results are realized by
a. few applications. A thorough treatment
will cure. Send for circular. Bv mail pre-
paid, 5flc—stam sreceived. Sold by all drug-
gists. ELY Bl.0TilERS.Owcgo.N.Y. lv-l
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seem. “'
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Take Notice!
FINE uncounrns CHEAP.
Flour, Feed, Grain, &c.
Goods First-Class and always Fresh. Flour
from 85c.to $1.25 per bag; White Extra
0 Sugar. 1] lbs forSl; good extra 0 Sugar.
1? lbs. iorSl; A No.1 Granulated Sugar, 9};
lbs.$l; Carolina nice 7e. per lb; llzlliblii’s
Soap, 70. or 4 cakes for 250.; and] line of
Soaps includingn large 50 cake, or 6 for a
uartcr. Splendid Oolong Tea. lrom 40 to
Oc.pcr 1b.; Eng. Breakfast Tea at 80c.
germ; line Gunpowder Tea at 45c. ner lb;
- rat-class Japan Tea at 40. 60 & 80c.pcr
lb; 1 very fine Uncolored Jacuat 80c. per 1b.;
asplendid Mixed Tea at 25c. or 5 lbs. for $1 .
A New Discovery, Magnum Bonnm
Coffee at30e. crib. Just introduced into
this countr ', o the very finest flavor. far
ahead of al 1 others. The only store in town.
that keeps it. The very best Java Coffee. at
25¢. per lb. Crockery. Yankee Notions,lDi'y
Goods,L:dics’& Gents’ Underwear. Rib and
Sans e, 13¢. per lb; Shoulder steak 12c
Roan steak 13e.; Sirloin steak 16c.;
Porterhouse steak 18e. per lb. No Texas
beef. remember. Goods promptly delivered
to any partof the town. 'l‘erms strictly cash.
JOHN GREENWOOD, 51 Belden ave, head
of Franklin Ave.
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FOR OOHSDfiFflOH.
Inflammation of the Lungs—especially if .
- they are naturally weak— on develops into '
Tubercular Consumption. t ‘
check the disease at the on
pose, DR. 1.. Q. C. Vv'lSIE
nan. Commit. hrs no equal.
' SOUGHS hiib cones iififdfés‘flli —
. are naught with grave peril. Do not delay,
l but cure them at once with DB. WISHAKT'S -
: TREE TAB Corinna. '
BRDNBHlTlS Alla ASTHMA. ‘V
The first-named of these maladies results ’2'.
from the spread of inflammation, begun in '1
the throat, to the brouehia. lIoarseness. fro-
r' and S ltting of Blood are :‘
fBroneh tis. Asthma is chs
aroxysms of labored breathing,
a. suffocating sensation. 130th ,
diseases are obstinate, but may be relieved 3,
’ andnltimutechured by iisingnn. Wrsiun'r‘s :~
~ Pmn TREE an Corinna. .
Inactivity or ‘
KIDNEY DISEASE. “'enkness of
l the Kidneys, is speedily cured by the stimulr .
. ting and tonic action of this woudorihl Medi- ~*
~ cine. which counteracts all tendencies to
Bright's and other diseases of these organs.
SOLD BY ALL DKUCGmTB.
PRICE, $1.09.
I“
. l‘orthis pur- .
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ON EARTH.
ThlsGreathi-manlf ~ ‘- com. :
osed of Yellow Dockefilgidiidi'ake -'
- as. more new ....
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. t of u] the Ex
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fensive? Your stem
- ash is out of
Don'twalt un ’ ,
. Tunable towtalnkzg‘r l‘
~s‘young thee edand
eringaro sbonmgdewculbty .
itsuse. Remember what you ,
"a“ .... “as “swam
in:
,- tuntii tomorrow,
, Try a Bottle To-Dayi
Are you low-spirited and weak, or
_ .suil‘erine from the excesses “yillnh f
w' -
, lfso, summon BIT'I'Ells
\ you.
fall’s nus illicit llmiorficlhtbl‘dm“
Price, twenty-ave cents.
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Norwalk Chronicler