NORWALK GAZETTE, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 1,1883.
ALL-FOB NOTHING
Why the Doctor-was on u t 0] nd
what might have been o'n: \t'rItli-
out Him.
“Well. wife." said Dr. 19—. as he entered his
house. which was situated in a cozy villak0
in central New York, “I have got back from a
longand drear ride away down among the
mountains. an all to no purpose whatever.
The messenger said the man wouldn’t live till
morning. when the fact is he had only an or-
dinary attack of colic. If the simpletons had
onl had sense enough to put a BENSON’S
CA CINE POROUS PLAS ER on his stom—
ach he would have been all right in an hour or
two. But some folks are slow to learn,” added
the old physician, swallowing the cup of
steaming tea which his Wife had just poured
for him.
DoctorE— was right'rylet
even though slowl . o rapi lyiucreasin
use of Benson’s p aster proves this beyon
question. and the gooddoctors are certain to
he saved much of their needless toil. In all
diseases capable of bem affected by a plaster
Benson’s acts oflicient y and at once. The
genuine have the word (.APOINE cut in the
pee is do learn,
centre. Price 26 cents.
Chemists. New York. 89w" & “113:2“,
ELY’S
preparations.
article of undoubt-
ed merit.
CUREB
ROSE COLD
0010 II III! llEAIl
HAY FEVER
Is not a :liquid or‘
smofl'.
Applyby tlrelittle
FEVE lingerinto thenos—
‘ this. When absorb
ed. itefl'ectnallycleansesthe nasal passages of
virus, causing calthy secretions. 1t alleys
inflammationmrotects the membranal linin s
of the head from additional colds. complete y
heals the sores and restores the sense of taste
and smell. Beneficial results are realized by
a few applications. A thorou h treatment
will cure. Send for circular. v mail pre-
paid, 50c—stam s received. Sold by all drug-
gists. ELY Bl OTHERS. Owcgc. N.Y. Iyl
r..- ._____
LEWIS’
lied Jacket Bitters.
A SOVEREIGN REMEDY FOR
[IVER AND KIDNEY lRUUBiES.
We present Testimonials of Lead-
ing Physicians and Citizens of the
City of New Haven, (av/m can be
found,1mt ”zyllzr). who have used
Lewis' “Red Jacket Bitters” with
such universal success, and cheer-
full recommend them to suffer-
ing umaiiity.
From William
Fuller, of 349
Howard Ave . ,
one of New Ha-
v e n ’ s M o s t
Prominent Citi-
zens:
NEW HAVEN, C'r.,
Sept. 13.18824
Mussns. LEWIS 3; C0,,
_ (icntlcuiciiz—For the last two
yours I havebecn afilictcd with a
combination of Liver troubles and
Malaria, and have employed many
prominent physicians and have
tried a change of climate, but with
no success. My stomach was very
weak and I could retain little or
nothing upon it for days at a time.
1 also had occasional sinking spells
that my friends regarded as very
serious. I had lost fifty pounds
of “chili, and was rapidly on the
decline, so that I was unable to
attend to any business. when a.
friend suggested a trial of your
“lied .luckot Bitters." I began
to male inquiries of many who
had used your Bitters, and found
but one sentiment expressed in
regard to their great medicinal
virtues. My faith was still limited
in their being a source of any help
or benefit to me in my complicated
disease. I finally thought best to
make a. trial of them, and have
taken two bottles. I have gained
seven pounds of flesh and I am
rapidly on the gain. I can cheer-
fully say that they are the best
medicine I have ever used for the
above troubles, and I feel as if I
had a new lease of life.
Yours very respectfully,
' WILLIAM FULLER.
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Take Notice I
rams: Gnocnnrns CHEAP,
Flour, Feed, Grain, &c.
Goods First-Class and always Fresh. Flour
from Site. to $1.25 per bang; White Extra
0 Sugar. ll lbs for 31' goo extra C Sugar,
1! lbs. for 811A No.1 Granulated Sugar, 9%
No.81: Carolina Rice 7c. per lb; Babbitt’s
Soap, to. or 4 cakes torn c.; a full line of
Soaps including a iarfe 5ccake,or 6 for a
anarter. Splendid 00 one Tea from 40 to
0c. per lb.‘ Eng. Breakfast Tea at 80c.
ier 1b.; fine unprowdcr Tea at 45c. per lb;
rat-class Japan ea at 40. 80 it 80.3. or
lb; a very fine Uncolored Jap.asl80c. per b.;
aspleudld Mixed Tea at 250. or 5 lbs. for$l .
A New Discovery. Magnum Bonum
Coffee ”800. per lb. Just introduced into
this countr ; ot the very finest flavor. far
ahead of al others. The only store in town
that keeps it. The very best Java Coffee. at
25¢. per lb. Crockery.YankeeNotionsJDry
Goods,Lsdics’& Gents’Underwear. Rib and
Barrel 0, 13¢. per lb; Shoulder steak 120
Roan steak 180.; Sirloin steak 160.;
l'orterhouso steak lSe. per lb. No Texas
beef, remember. Goods romptly_delivered
to an part of the town. ernis strictly cash.
.1011. GREENWOOD, 54 Belden ave., bend
of Franklin Ave,
JOHN E. SMITH,
F L O R I S T.
EAST SIDE OF MAIN ST., SOUTH
OF RAILROAD,
.., ..—,.... .
City of“ South Norwalk, Conn
Plants & Flowers atallseascns
Flowers for Funerals furnished nndlasle
fully arranged to order at short notice.
OIL STOYES,
01L STOYES,
Yes, there is the MONITOR, the
very best in the Market.
Not one was ever known to ex-
plode, and every body rec-
ommends them and v:
sold last season to
Miss .1.Thorp.Norwa1kl. Ii. lloyt So. No
llcnr Randall " (1‘. P). Smith ‘-
u‘eorge Beatiy.’ W. ll. Steven, George-
M
A . Bitch. town,
F. E. lockwood. " C. l¢.llall,Georgetown
.lobn Camp. " U. W. llcll. 5 M. River, ,
Miss H. M. Stevens, Rev. Mr. Dnlclicr,Nor-
John S. Seymour " Wilton. '
J. W. Blanchard " A. W. Benton, Lcwrs—
borough,
ll. ll. BRI‘HGLI.S(‘J.. “
Atu'iitcr. Mrs.-lobiiJones,Wilton_
llcorgoWeeks. “ C. W. liodgcs. New
Theron lloyt. “ Canaan.
Miss Quintards, “
and many more we can give as
references. Call and see
them before you buy,
AT THE
Croclcu & Hootcfotoislioo
GOODS STORE.
4,1. J. CURTIS, '
, Mali/M Street,
" Ncurwkralk.
A Thousand Wives.
The Bad Boy's Ideas Regarding the Wisdom of
Solomon. '
“Sit down on the ice box,” said the boy
to the grocery man. "What you need is
met. You are overworked. Your alleg-
ed brain is equal to wilted lettuce, and i.
can devise ways and means to hide rotten
peaches under good ()m'R, so as to sell
them to blind orphans, but when it. corms
to grasping great questions, your sunril
brain cannot comprehend ”10111. Your
brain may go up sideways to a great ques-
tion, and rub against it, but cannot sur-
round it and grasp it. That’s where you
are deformed. Now, it is different with
me. I can raise brain enough to sell lo
you grocery men. Listen. This Solomon
is credited Willi being the wisest man, and
yet his history says that be had 1,000
wives. Just think of it. You have got
one wife and pa has got one, and all the
neighbors have one, if they have held any
kind of luck. Does not one wife make
you pay attention '1’ Wouldn't two wins
break you up ? Wouldn’t tht'cc cause you
to see stars ? How would [on strike you?
Why, man,alivc, you do not grasp the
magnitude of the statement iiiut Solomon
had 1,000 wives. One thousand wives
standing side by side would reach about
four blocks. Marching by fours it would
take them 20 minutes to pass a given
point. The largest summer resort hotel
only holds about 500 people, so Sol would
have had to hire two hotels if he took his
wives out fora day in the country. If
you would stop and think once in a while
you would know more.
The grocery man’s eyes began to slick
out as the boy continued, as though the
stalistics had never been brought to his
attention before, but he was bound to
stand by his old friend Solomon, and he
said: “Well Solomon’s wives must. have
been different from our wives of the pres-
ent day.” ‘
“Not much,” said the boy, as he saw he
was paralyzing the grocery man. “Women
have been the same ever since Eve. She
got mashed on the old original dude, and
it stands to reason that Solomon's wives
were no better than the mother of the
human race. Statistics show that one
woman out of every tea is red-headed.
That would give Solomon an even 100.
red—headed wives. Just that. 100 red-
headcd wives would be enough to make
an ordinary man think that there Was a
land that is fairer than this. Then there
would be, out of the other 900, about 300
blender, and the other 600 would be bru-
nettes, and maybe he had a few Albinos
and bearded women and fat women and
dwarfs. Now, these thousand women
had appetites, desires for dress and style,
the same as other women. Imagine Solo-
mon saying to them, ‘Giris, let’s all go
down to the ice cream saloon and have a
dish of ice cream.’ Can you, with your
brain muddled with coriflsli and new po
iatocs. realize the scene that would fol—
low? Supposc, after Solomon’s broom
brigade had got seated in the ice creamer-y,
one of the red headed wives should catch
Solomon winking at a strange girl at an.
other table. You may think Solomon did
not know enough to wink, or that he was
not that kind of a flirt, but; he must have
been or he never could have succeeded in
marrying 1,000 wives, in a sparsely set.-
tled country. No, sir, it. looks to me as
though Solomon in all his glory, was an
old masher, and from what I have seen of
men being bosscd around with one wife, I
don‘t envy Solomon his 1,000. Why, just
imagine that gang of wives going and on
dering fall bouncls. Solomon would have
to bee king or n Vanderbilt to stand it.
Ms wears $5 silk stockings, and pa kicks
awfully when the bill comes in. Imagine
Solomon putting up for a low thousand
pair of silk stockings. I am glad you
will sit down and reason with me in a re-
tional way about some of these Bible
stories that take my breath away. The
minister stands are off when I try to talk
with him about such things, and tells me
to study the parable of the prodigal son,
and the deacons tell me to go and soak
my head. There is darned little encourage-
ment for a boy to try and figure out things.
How would you like to have 1,000 rcd-
hcaded wives come into the store this
minute and tell you they wanted you to
send the carriages around to the house at
3 o’clock so they could go for adrive? Or
how would you like to have a hired girl
come rushing in and tell you to semi up
600 doctors because 600 of your wives
had been taken with cholera morbus!
Or—”
"0, don’t mention it,” said the grocery
man with a shudder.- “I wouldn‘t take
Solomon’s place and be the nat‘iirul pro-
tector of a thousand wives if anybody
would give me the earth. Think of gel-
ling up in a cold winter morning and
building 1,000 fires! Think of 2,000 pair
of hands in a fellow's’baii'! Boy, you
have shown me that Solomon needed a
guardian over him. Ilcdidn’ilnive sense ’v
“ch,” said the boy, “and tliinkof 53,000
feet, each as cold as a brick of ice cream.
A man would‘annt ir‘back as big as a
fence to a fair ground. But. I don't worn;
to barrow up your feelings. I uiusl go
and put some arnicn on pa. llc has got
home and says he has been to a summer rt;
sort on a vacation, and is all covered uith
blolclics. He says it is mmquilo bill-s.
but ma thinks he has been shot. full of
bird-shot by some watermelon futon-r.
Ma hasn't got any sympathy for pa be-
cause he didn‘t take hersmurf-[Milwau—
kce Sun.
-wvmmmmmvw'firmsnrr. . . c
A CARD.
TONI those desiring well-laid tar walks 1
will state that after eight years experience
1 am now prepared to lay them anywhere in
Fairlield County and wi I guarantee a good
walk and perfect satisfaction.
Timothy F. McCarthy.
3m30
New “Pcrfccl” Retort-loo Fotoacc
No more [lot Chimneys and Cold llonses
No waste of Heat or Fueli No Gas or llust'
[he lull benefit from coal obtained by ra-
diation from {our times the usual healing Elli"
ace. Furnace has no bolted joints. Nothing
0 wear out. Examine the merits of this
great healer With its Solid cast return line
Radiator :iud three flue body. Will last long,-
cr without expense than any furnace inn-lo.
ltrctmrmson do Born'rox Uo., M’l’g’s.
, '51:: .0231 Water Ha, New York.
Sold by i“. W. .lAQUi,Jt:.
.iursd Nor-walk. ' 't.
W. H. SMITH &' 00.,
Dealers in
HARDWARE,
IRON & STEEL
Carriage Makers’ and Builder’s
Supplies, Agricultural Im-
plements, Doors, Sash
and Blinds, Paints,
Oils. Glass, Fer-
tilizers, do.
l5 and I7 Water St..-
Norwalk. ',
once the important relation of a healthy
To cleanse the
, skill. Scalp and
ltloodoi‘llcbingSculy
l’iriiplyScrol’ulons. In-
herited, and Contagi-
ous lluniors. lilood
I’ui.~0ns, Ulcers. 111.5-
ccsscs, and Inluntilc
Skin 'l‘orlurrs, the
CU'l‘icuim REMEDIES
arcinlallnblr. CUTI-
cuna RESOLVENT, the
new lilood l‘urillcr,
Dulrctic iindApcricnt,
prels disease germs
gunners
175/5 5351457 girl/ll 51/355
at. .._. . ,.
. ‘ V. ‘- .
from the blood and pirspirulion. and thus ro-
movc the cause. CUTICURA. the great Skin
curciustantlv alloys Itching and Inflamma—
tion,clcars the Skin and Scalp, heals Ulcers
and Sores, restores the Coniplexrou._ C U'rr-
cuna Seaman excellent Skin Beautmcr and
Toilet Iteqnisite, Is indispensable ll'l treiiiiin.r
skin diseases, and for rough, chapped, or
greasy skin, blackheads, blotclies and baby
humour. CIJ'I‘ICURA REMEDIES are the only
iul'allablc blood purifiers and skin. bcuutillcrs.
Chas. flougton, Esq .. lawyer, 23 State
street. Boston . reports a ease of Suit Rheum
under his observation for ten years, winch
coveredthc patient’s body and limbs. and to
which all known methods of treatment had
been applied without benefit, which was com-
pletcl cured solely by the Cu'ricuua Runn-
mns, caving or clean and healthy skin.
Mr. and Ill". Everett Stebblrrs.
Belchcrtown, Mass. write: our little boy was
terribly ailiiclcd with Scrofula, Salt Rheum
and Erysipelas ever since he. was born, and
nothing we could give him helped .lnm until
we tried Cu’rrcuna REMEDlES which gradual-
ly cured him, until he is now as f‘airas any
child.
H. E. Carpenter. Henderson, N. L,
cured of Psoriasis or Leprosy,of twenty years
standing, by CUTICURA REMEDIES. Tire most.
wonderful cure on record. A dustpan lull ol
scales fell from him daily, Physicians and
his friends thought he must die. Cure sworn
to befére a justice of thepcace and, llcndcr-
son’s 'most prominent citizens.
non. Wm. Taylor, Health Commission-
er, Bostou,ssys: After three months’ use of
the columns REMNDIES. and twelve years of
as constant suil‘eringfrom Serolulous i-lumor ,
ofthc facc.ncck.and scalp as was ever on-
dured. Ilcan say that I am cured. and pro-
nouncc’ my case the most remarcahle on
record-
Sold by all druggists. UU'I‘lCUltA, 50 cents;
Rnsomnur, $1 ; Soar $3 cents. l'orrnu Drum
and CIIEMI'I‘AL Co., Boston, Mass.
.
Semi lor"HoW to Cure Skin Diseases,”
CUlrICUKA SOAP. Absolutely cure
highly medicinal. lndorsei by
physicians preferred by the elite. Sales. 1831
and 1889.. 1.000.000 cakes. Sold everywhere.
DATABBH
sutoco's oiolcii coir.
The Great Balsamic Distillation of
“’ltcls Hazel. Americans Pine.
Canadian Fur, Marigold.
Clover Blossom, etc.
For Immediate relief and Permanent Cure
of every form ofCaiari-li, from a simple llead
cold or Influenza to the loss of Smell, Taste
and hearing, Cough,lironchitis. and Incipient
Consumption. lieliefiri live minutes in :inv
and every case. Nothing like it. Grateful,
fragrant,wliolesome. Curcbegins from first
applicationmndis rapid, radical, permanent,
and never failing.
One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhai
Solvent, land Sanlord’s Inhaler, all in one
packagcdormiug a complete treatment, of all
drnggists for 31. Ask for Sanr‘oun's RADI-
CAI. CURE! I’O'rnii DRUG AND UIIEIMCAL
00., Boston.
"OLL'N ’ For thcrcllcf undprevcntion-
.. ‘ S’thc Instant It Is up ill,
\VOFt-fllc -. or! of Rheumatism, Ncurn gin,
\le/yfl/Sciatica. Coughs, Colds, Weak
xlwf/iV/‘llnck, Stomach, and .llowcls,
'7 r: '
/-;Sliootii‘.g Pains. Numbness,
\ Hysteria, Female Pains, Palpi-
\\_ \taliou, liyspcsia, Liver (.‘om~
\\ plaint. Britons l‘cvcr. Malaria.
\iuid Epidemics, use Collins,
Planters [an Electric
,Bntlcry combined with a
Porous Plaster] andlmigh at pain 250.
everywhere. tit—36
DAMONIA.
The Greatest Discovery of the 19th Century.
A Mammoth I’resentation from Nature’s
Own Hand to the unlictcd and stillering
‘ DAMONIA .
Is a magnetic Mineral earth winch has been
discovered at only one norm on the earth's
surface [in the state of Texas). After a cure-
i'nl analysis by some of our most prominent
chemistsit has been declared to contain the
most Potent Medical Ingredients known to
science. Amongthc many diseases for which
DAMONIA has performed such wonderlul
cures is the following: Bright’s Disease. and
all Kidney Complaints; Blood l’msonrng.
Chlorosis, Dyspepsia, Malaria, Chills . and
Fever, Fcnmlc Diseases and General Debility.
ForSyphilitic orMcrcnriai ailcctions oIThroat
Skin or Bones, we guarantce'a cure ill every
case. For burns, scalds, bruises and sores of
all kinds it hasno equal . For sale by all drug:
ists. Price $1 per bottle, 0 bottles for 85.
AMON IA MEDICATISD TOILET SOAP,
Beautiilcs the Skin and Complexion, and is
the best article known for all eruptions and
skin diseases. DAMONIA MEDIL‘A’I‘ED
ilATIIING SOAP. Magnetic and Strcn then-
ing. DAMONIA BALM DROPS and CI 06111
ELIXIR For Sore Threats, Coughs, Colds add
all Bronchitai troubles. DAMONIA CON—
DITION 1’0 WDERS, Endorsed by the best
Veterinary Surgeons .
DAMONIA MAGNETIC MINERAL 00.,
Send for painlplilct. 589 Fulton st Brooklyn.
ly2
Ho olr,Boi cytolo.
MANUFACTURERS 01" of DEALERS IN‘
LUMBER.
TIMBER,
suiNcmcs.
_ ini’l‘ll,’
1.000s.
sosu.
BLINDS.
Ill(.)i.l).lNG.
WINbow- rnAnns, _
mortars, .cc.
Vcnecrcd Hard Wood VVoi-k,
llard would Ceiling 8: Flooring
.50. luck-walk. Conn.
cookout ;
_ .. . we
Wet"; ' flfl
_ m, .. . .,
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
Commencing May 7, 1883.
DAILY TBA! NI
Imam: Normal}: Bridge for Dunbar-y.
112:1:i.rn.i\lntl.
l or. p.m., \ccmumodaiion.
5.00 p rn., N. ). Express.
6 ‘10 p. ni..M:ill. '
0 5: a. ni., Sun-lay Accouunodniiou.
Arrive of Normal]: Bridge/rem Danbury.
7 :li a. m., Mail.
5 58:1.iii., 1'. 1 , laxprcss
1': 45 p. m.. Accommodation.
4 5:! p. m , Mail.
0 00 p. ill-Freight. .
it 00 p. m‘., Sunday Accommodation.
L. W. SANDIFORTH, Supt
__ ______._____———————
N. Y., i . H. d: ll. RAILROAD.
Trains lcnvc South Norwulk for New York:
4 50 a. m., Ekprcss, 12 54 p. m. Bos Express
5 IS " Boston ex. 2 50 " express
0 ‘28 “ Adams ex. 4 34 “ "
5 50 " S. N. special 5‘10 " Rx
l: 17 " Accom’tion 555 “ Boston llrn
7 05 i‘ ls’t special 6 50 " Accom‘tlon
7 ~35 “ S. N. L0. or 7 48 " W M E;
7 4:3 - “ Local ex. 7 55 “ S N special
8 25 " " " 9 3'2 “ Milk train
008 “ Local ex. I2 30 “ Wash. ex.
0 30 H Accmn’tion Sund.1y MM; 14 p. m.
102‘.) a. in. Local ex. “ ll ilk, 950 “
ii 43 " Accom
Leave South Norwalk for 1| ew Haven:
1 ‘11 a in Wash. RX. 540 p. m. S N special
6 33 a.m. Accom’tion 014 “ Localex.
7 2.5 “ Milk train 6 47 “ S N srecial
s 40 -‘ Accom’tion 0 Mi “ Sp’i’id Lo, ex.
9 18 “ Boston ex. 7 29 " S N special
10 4s “ Accom’tien 7 44 “ B’t special
1215 p. in. Boston ex. 8 24 .“ S N special
1 46 “ Accom’tion 044 '- Accom’tion
212 “ Local ex. 1050 " Adams ox.
4:12 “ Accom’tlon 1128 “ Boston ex.
401 “ Local ex g1 47d“ 800‘s mutillk
- " l x. on a s . ,
5,12. Loon c u 19 41 “ Ac.
_________—_________,___—_———
uiLADELI'llIA .e' READING It. It.
BOUND BROOK ROUTE ‘
FORTRENTON AND PHILADELPHIA.
Commencing May 211b, 1833.
Leave New York from root. oi Liberty St.,
1 r Philadel hia.
oNinth Sr. chon Streets, at 7:45,9:30, 11:15
a.rn. 1:30. 4, 4:30'36301’27'00 l'—‘ 00 pm: OnSun-
do at s:Iha.m.5:' , p. m.
F’br Third a llcrksstreets,at 7:45.ii:15,a.m.
1:30.430, 5:30, 7, p.m. On Sunda “8:15 am.
ForTrenton, Warren and Tue ersts.,7:4b,
' 9:30,li:l5 a.m., 1:30, 4:00, 0:30, 6:30,7:00,12,
p.m. Sunday 8:40, a.m.,b:80. 12 p. in.
Return trains leave Philadelphia for New
York: . ,
From stations i’hila. t Reading Railroad,
Ninth at Green Sts., ai7:30.S::10, 9:30, ll,a.m..
1:15 3:45.510, 0:45, 12 p. ni. On Sunday at
$3011. in :30, 12 . m.
‘ro rd at BIitl'ka streets,5:l0 8:20. 9:00
a.m.,l:00 3:30, 5:20, 6:30, p.m. 11 Sun-
day at S:15.a.m. 4:30, p.m.
From Trenwn,Warrcn and Tucker-streets,
1725,6120. 8.03,9:05 10:00.11-34 n.m..2:00. 4:22,
6:21 7-28, p.m. On Sun: 9:18 a, or. 0:15 p. in.
aid. RAIL man nor: rono unlined.
OCEAN GROVE. ASBURY PARK. POINI‘
PLE ASANT Leave foot. of Liberty street. _N.
1L. 7:45, 0:00, 11:00 a. m.,‘2:45,3:30, 4200,4230,
0.00. p. in. Sunday, $215, a.m.,l‘.l:ll0,m.,-t:00
p. m.
SA NDI'
Sea Bright,
.iic. Leave Pier 8,
HOOK ROUTE for Highlands,
Monmouth Beach, Long Branch
N. lli.foot ol Rector St..
NewYorkurt 4:30, 3:00, 10:lll.a.m.. 1235, 3:15
4:30. 5:30, p. in Sunday,9:00, 11:00, a, m. ‘
For Ocean Grove, Asbury l’:irk.Sca (rift,
&c., at 8:00, 10:15, :i. m., l‘Z:ll’v,324.’u.4:30,li:3ll
). nr.
Ill. 1’. BALDWIN, Gen. Fast. l'ass. Amt.
C. u. ll ANCOCK. .1 . E. WOOI‘TLN,
Gen. Pass. Jo 'l‘kt Act. Gen. Manager.
13-- Meeker’s
ask I. .1 N E: i
Schooner JOHN C. PERRY, Capt. Byxbce,
will hereafter make regular weekly trips
between Norwalk and New York.stopping
at South Norwalk,lciiviugllieekcr llrothcrs‘
Wharf, Norwalk, every Friday night.
Freight taken on board at Pier 43 E. It.,
footol lliltgerfit“ New York, on MONDAYS
and TUESDAYS .
The Highest Market Rates Paid
for slay, straw and Farmer’s l'ro-
three. by Air. J. lllEEKEll a: BIND.
Norwalk, April,1880.
Orient Pulmonmlrc
tough Mixture can helmd oi your druggist.
Every one trying it expresses surprise and
pleasure at the speedy and permanent relief
afforded. '
PORTER 80 BENEDICT
Proprietors. IMNBURY. ('1‘.
No. 137' N. am St., l‘lrildclphia, Penn.
limits
13-. W. BATES
AT "15
Morocco concur mo
On Water Street.
HAS NEW DESIGNS IN
[lead Stories. Monuments and
all kinds ofMemoi-lal Work.
CALL AND SEE 'l‘lIElll. llhf'
CHAS. T. LEON-ARI]. 8: SUN
COAL,
LIME AND
CEMENT
Contractors for Excavating,
Grooioo, to.
H you want
Sewers, Drains or Wells Dug
or Piped.
Call on the Manufacturers of
Cement Pipe
And get the work done at the
lr()\Y EST I’fll ( 1 ES
Til GROWN.
There are certain facts, of grout
value and importuncc,\vliicli we wish
our lrvcnds the public to know. Al-
though extensive. publicity has been
given them in thejournalsol the «lay,
them are many persons to whom
inesclucis tire uotlumiiiar. 'l‘o such
We bring' glad tidings. 'l‘lio excruci-
:illn‘: pain of having
'l‘llil'Yl'll XGX'I‘RAC'I‘ED,
othlic disagreeable and lroqucntly
dangerous resort to unresilieticsfiiro
uow,wiih very rare exceptions, on-
lirclyunueccssui'y. 'l‘lic:tiinoyuuccol‘
DENI'A I. PLA'I ES
2.. ccan be. in the majority of cases, suc-
cessfully avoided. Those who have
suil‘ci'cdyearsiromdecayed and sen-
sitive teeth, with health impaired
through imperfect mastication and
consequent indigestion. may have
their tcclh rcstorcd,brcaili sweetened
AND MOUTIiS IllADl-l 1115A Ill‘HY AND COer‘Olt'l‘A Blrl-l.
Does thereudcr ask how S? We
will not. attempt to explainmc-
tlrods of manipulation, requiring
the delicacy and dexterity of ex- :
ports, often combined \vith snch~'
scientific surgical treatment as,
can only be given by experienced i. ,
specimists. The public chiefly
care to know that a patient may
be sealed in our dental chairs
withoutfcar and trembling, as all
our processes are
GGMPARAIIVELV PAIliLESS.
When only four firm roots re-
main inproper position, the pa.-
iient can have an entire set of
teeth fattachcd to them
Without a Plate.
This Denture will be so firm and
strong thatuts fortunate owner
can. immediately after its inscr-
tion, unisticatc a beefsteak, orany
proper food. thoroughly and wttli case, while
natural teeth. By the use 01' our
Tooth Ore
spaces from which teeth have been extracted
more room in the mouth than the natural orga
it may be kept perfectly clean as readily as lbe
wn Bridge,
filled with aritllcsl substitutes taking no
are
without the semblance of a plate. There-
ris,
ception of our work by the public and the profession has demonstrated its success. Especially
gratifying is the appreciative approval ol
the medical profession. Physicians recognize at
month to the health of a patient,and many medl-
cul men have had crown operations themselves. Duringihc past year and a half some
Fifteen Thousand Roots.
which under the old practice would have been
out. have been treated,
condemned as worthless and ruthlessly drawn
crowned and changed into beautiful and useful tcc'hmf priceless
value to grateful patients. Skeptics are invited ideal! and we will let their own eyes con-
aincc them.
Dr. T. E.
SWIFT,
12s No. 9 West Avenue, Norwalk. .
p
A Diver’s Queer Adventure.
Why an Experienced Man-Fish was Scarodso
That llis Knees Smole Together.
“No. I never was frightened but once
in my‘hlc and you will laugh when I tell
you how it happened. I have been in
mine mighty licklisli places, as you know,
but I new-r knew before what kind of a
feeling it was to have the cold chills run
up my backbone, making my teeth chal-
knoes knock logcthcr'like a pair of drum
sticks." The speaker was ’1‘. S. Wilson,
the submarine divur. The occasion was
when he descended to find out what caused
the wreck of a large lake steamer. “When
I reached fifty feel," he said, “I began to
feel the pressure considerably. But- this
was nothing, for I had been below that
depth a number of times. Sixty, seventy.
eighty! Grunt thsar, where wall? It
was darker than pitch and I couldn’t see
an inch before the glass in my helmet. I
thrust out my arms and touched some-
thing cold and hard, which seemed to be
all around me. At first I Imagined I had
gotten into a big hole Icouldn't say. I
climed up a little, but my cylindrical
tomb still surrounded me. I climbed ten
or fifteen feet fariher down and it was the
same. Stories of extinct species of im.
moose and horrible sea serpents that were
still found in the ocean began to float
through my mind and I felt my hair be-
gin to rise a little as I thought that possi-
bly. I had gotten into one of their dens.
“ ‘By the shades of my fathers, I must
get out of here,’ said I, and I yanked that
s'gnsl rope to come up for all I was
worth. Up I went, and when I was pull-
ed up on the scow and my helmet taken
of! l was greeted with a loud burst of
laughter from every side. ‘What’s the
matter ?’ askul l, trying to look uncon-
cerned. ‘Oh, nothin’, Tom. except We
guess you got down the smoke stack by
mistake, didn’t you i" said the other di-
vers. I looked down at myself and, sure
enough, I was cake‘f over with soot from
head to foot. ‘Wcll, yes,’ I replied, ‘thst
darned ladder fell in the wrong place and
I didn’t find it out till 1 had gotten down
.a slop or two. But hand her up,"said I,
bravely, ‘and we will try it again.’ They
suspected that l was a little scared, I
them think differently. So, assuming an
off-band mauutr, I began the descent
again. This time Isteered clear of the
smoke-slack and accomplished the task
that had been assigned to me."-—6'lereland
Leader.
____.___._
llrir‘lng Away Tramps.
One day recently, in the absence of all
' the household of Mrs. Roseanne Mir-tell
of Onkville, except her l2-ycars old
daughter Adeline. a strange woman
came in and demanded what money there
was in the house, at the same time throw-
ing sourcibinginio the child's face which
the girl thinks was chloroform. Upon
this Miss Mirrcli fled toward an open
door, but was stopped at the door way
and forced back by a big. black limo who
was evidently in partnership with the
female robber. The latter insisted that
there was money in the house and that
Miss Mirrell should produce it. The girl
then said she would go up stairs and see
if she could find it: she was allowed to
go up and while there she put a pistol in
her pocket and braced herself to resist the
thieves. “There is no money here,” she
said, on coming down. This angered the
woman, who brandislied a pistol and tired
it, evidently thinking to frighten Miss
Mirrcll. The latter then drew her pistol
and blazed away at the enemy, who fled
pell-mell from the house, but stopping
in the yard long enough to threaten the
girl’s life. “I shall come again," she
shouted, “audit you don't have $35 I
shall kill you." There was ii third person,
a man in the street, and‘ the three went
away together
HAPPY AND HUNGRY.
For over five years I was a constant sufferer
with that most terrible disease, dlyspepsia.
After paying out hundreds of do lets, the
only medicine I found that would do me any
good was Sulphur Bitters. Six bottles cured
me. Now I can eat well and I am happy and
hungry.—-[L‘ditor.
.Q.
SHE BLUSHED
awfully when I told her what to do for those
horrid pimples with which her face was cov-
ered. She now says if you want a pink and
white complexion with a nice clear smooth
skin. you must use that best of all blood pur-
ifiers, Sulphur Bitters. ”2136
-————-.a.>.——-—-
I KNOW WHEREOF I SPEAK,
For I have used it extensively. I regard
Parker’s Ginger Tonic a most excellent rem-
edy for kidney, lung and stomach disorders.
It invi crates without intoxicating. J. Frau-
cis, Ito igio Philos, Journal, Chicago. 4t36
———.;-4.._..———
A SUFFERER FROM BHEUMATISM,
Ilimped about for several years with a
cane, and could not bend down without ox-
cruciating pain. Parker’s Ginger Tonic ef-
fected an astonishing cure and keeps me well.
It is infallible. M. Guilfoyle, Bmghamflé
.Y.
—-———-«.-—.—-——-—
J. W. Williamson (Druggist), North Man-
chester, Ind., says he is Willing to certify that
a number of his customers owe their lives to
title use of Dr. Wisbart’s Pine Tree Tar Cord-
lfl. 3
12 a week. 812 a day at home easily made
Costly outlll. free. Address Tituic'rt Co,
a a lyll
PETER. L. GUIGUE,
FLORIST Milli oYMAN
UNION AVENUE.
North of Norwalk Cemetery,
NORWAEK. CONN.
Dealer in Green House and Hot House and
Bedding and Vegetable Plants. Fruit and Cr
namenlai Trees, Shrnbbcry. Vines Cut Flow-
ers always on hand and all sorts of designs in
Flowers arranged to order.
Grading and Re-llttlng Cemetery Plots
g promptly attended to.
"gusts.
_.I_
iyet '
(.7. ('. Brotherton,
: HOUSIl,SIGN it ORNAMENTAL
PAINTER.
FRISCO PAINTING.
. IN OIL 01:, WA THE.
PAPER "ANGER.
Churches. Lodge Rooms and
Public Buildings Frescoed
in the Latest Styles in
Oil or Water.
85 Water Street.
Norwalk, Conn. 0mm
tor a thousand times a mlnuteand my
guess, but 1 lllul mighty hard to make ‘
His Son’s Advice.
I have been troubled for over twelve years
with a weakness of the kidneys and bladder.
which the doctors siijd was diabetes. 1 could
not at times stand up, and would have to con-
tinually use the urinal both day and night,
with intense pains in my back and sides_
there was brick-dust deposits in my water!
1 could not rest well or lie easily in bed in
any posture. I was at that time employed by
the Maine Central Railrondmnd had to give
up work for a timer l‘eiirlniz that it would
sooner or later turn to that dreaded Bright’s
disease. I called in my son in Lewiston. who
is ln-the drug business, and alter consulting
with him as to my case. he advised me to use
llunt's Remedy, as he knew of so many sire-
ccssfui cures that it had made in Lowiston
and vicinity. I at once commenced using it.
and began to lmprovp. I had less pain in my
back and sides, my water was passed natur-
ally with less color and no pain, and after its?
his several bottles found that my pains were
all gone and the weakness of the kidneys and
bladder were cured, and I have no trouble
with them new, and cannttcnd to my busi-
ness; and for one of my years am enjoying
Rood health. and thanks to Hunt’s Remedy
for it, and I consider it a duty and pleasure to
recommend so good a medicine as Hunt’s Rem
edy, and I have taken pains to recommend it
to others in this vicinity.
You are atllborty to publish this acknowl-
edgment, hoping it may be the means of help-
ing suflering humanity.
E. B.0Lut‘x. Furniture Dealer,
Formerly with Maine Central Railroad.
Newport. Me., May 17. 1883..
Sheriff's Statement.
Within the past three years I had occasion
to use in my family a medicine for dropey, as
the physicians seemed bullied in the ease, and
the case was a severe one of bloating, and one
of the physicians recommended tapping. and
l. as well as one of the attendants. was oppos-
ed to it. Hunt’s Remedy was recommended
by some friend. and the first few doses reliev-
ed the pain, and a wonderful improvement
took place at once, and I can truly say that
Hunt’s Remedy is a wonderful medicine.
Several bottles were used, and it proved all
that was recommended, and I cordially rec-
ommend its use to those suffering from .drop-
sy or kidney troubles.
GEO. B.ltonicn'rsox. Deputy Sheriff,
Bangor. Me, May 18, 1883. it“
. they are naturally weak—soon develo
1 Tubercular Consumption. It is lmpor
. check the disease at the outset. For this pur- '
' Dn. L. Q. C. \Vrsrun’r's PINE 'l‘iucir.
an'Cortmar. has no equal.
seem trifling
" oouafls AND Galas ailments but
. are naught with ve .ril. Do not dela
‘ but cure them at 853cc min Du. Wrsuanrxsi
, PINE Titus: Tan CORDIAL.
BRONGIIITIS AND ASTHMA.
Tire first-named of these maladies results
i from the spread of inflammation, begun in
l the throat, to the bronchln. Hoarseness, fro
1 quent Cough!" and Spittlna of Blood are
concomitantso Brunch tls. sthmais char-
nroxysms of labored breathing;
asufl'ocatlng sensation. lot. ’
diseases are obstinate, but ll] be relieved
and ultimately cured by using I) .Wisnau'r's
l ~1’1Nii Tani: an. Coma“.
Inactivity or
KIDNEY DISEASEI Weakness of
' the Kidneys. is speedily cured by the stimula-
~ tin? and tonic action of this wonderful Medl-
C us, which counteracts nil tendencies to
Bright's and other diseases of these organs.
sow nv ALL cancers-rs.
(D Pnrcn, ewe.
picLPHUE
“BIRTT‘EL.
ror those deathly Ladies in delicate
was Spells, d0 saith. who are all
1 on Suprr, mndown,shou1duse
1:1,itwilic »‘
. V
533 -— . ~. - $1,000 will be
”4 Inc Grant Dyspc voracasowhere Ur.~ |-
‘1' scurcd bynsln. i-mm 13mm will .
ii ruim Jirr'rrzns. notassistoreure. It i
Operative
closely confined
o b.1113 audwork loodwhen you see x
cos; Clerks, who is impurities burst-
-10 not procure suf- . . throughtlie skin 1
filicicnt exercise, an- a imples,Blotchcs, 1i“
‘Ilill whom-o confln . .. id Sores. Rely on :i
.liin doors, should use cerium Bra-runs -
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r
, .
«SULPHUR BITTERS.
“They will not; the ow.
i be weaken-'1 srcldy. :
;l, - m ULPKUR
General Debillty
.. needs agentlo tonic.
2 Use Sunrucz: Brr
rims, and you w'
m
not be troubled.
Don't be without a
theme. '1‘ it' o
:lwiiinetrcgrcti't.y ly.
Sulphur Bitters.“
llall's Ilia 1min
e. twee v ‘w M" .
Carriage Making
Repalrlng.
H . '1' I I... 1. Y ’ 5
Main $1.. South Norwalk, Ct.
Geo. VS. Grégory.
Livery. Boarding, Sale,
Feed and Exchange
No. 14: K111
(In rear of Horse Car Depot.)
NORWALK. CONN.
Cour-to-
Carriagos furnished at alumnus l l
l’
our attention and gentlemanly drivers.
Our Constant Aim is to Make
them the Finest iii the World.
F. l. FERRISII COMPANY.
Offer to lovers of lu-sl food products their
Delicious, Reliable tllnrivalled
‘ “" Our Trademark ’
HAM
,_ Gull
, iRAUEM/lhll
And Boneless Bacon.
(Each piece bearing tbeirpatenled Trade
Marks. the striped canvas and a light
metallic seal attached to the string
as in the cut.)
THROUGH
B. P. BBATTY,
who will hereafter add cur meals to his
list of specialties.
Our brand has won the highest rank
purely by intrinsic merit. 3m24
«unchanging .
‘ Blufls, 8t.
DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEWELRY
AND SILVERWARE
. meg to the great depression in most kinds of manufacturing
interests and the consequent dullness of trade, we are prepared to
offer extra inducements to buyers We have a full line of the above
named goods,and are confident that we can suit you both in qualitv
and price. u
Watch & Clock Repairing & Jobbing
a specialty at
JACKSON-ts.
N.___.._ A ..,,
G. MERTZ a SONS,
Architects on motor Decorators,
WOOD CARVERS AND TURNERS.
CONTRACTORS & BU .DERS,
PORT CHESTER, N. Y.
Also, Proprietors of the
Port. Chester Planing Mills,
Doors, Sasha, Blinds, Mantels, Mouldings, Stair-Rails
and N ewcls a Specialty, in White Wood, Pine
and Hard Woods.
First-Class Foroitoro, Iolcrior Trim and Decorations, male to
color in the Boot Galiocl Slolc and Finish.
Plans and Specifications for Buildings or Decorations furnished on
application.
GEO. MER’I‘Z, Sit. L. C. MERTZ. GEO. MERTZ, .llt.
lyll;
FURNITURE.
GEORGE, E. NOTHNAGLE & sou,
SUCUICSEORS 'l‘O lCIEFER 85 (30.,
Warerooms. cor. Fairfield Ave. and Main St,
Bridgeport. Conn.
ALWAYS 0N HAND, FIRST-CLASS
FURNITURE 0P OUR OWN ABTISTIO MAKE
AND UPHOLSTERING
Also a large stock of the Cheaper Grades of F urniturc, warranted
A visit to our
3m16
well made and sold at prices defying competition.
warerooms will satisfactorily establish all we claim.
The Moule Earth Closet.
Fields Flush Tanks.
All China Water Closets.
Sanitary Y Bra/nah.
Weavers Wash Basin Waste.
,. Stone Laundry Tubs.
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MYERS SANITARY DEPOT,
1,249,. 94 BEEKMAN STREET, NEW YORK.
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\‘VHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
SEE BY EXAMININO THIS MAP, THAT THE
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Gnicaco, ROCK ISLAND'&. PACIFIC va,
Being the Great Central Line, affords to travelers, by reason of Its unrivaled geo-
graphical poeition. the shortest and best route between the East. Northeast and
Southeast, and the West, Northwest and Southwest.
It: Is literally and strictly true, that Its contractions are all of the prlnclpal lines
of road between the Atlantic and the Pacific.
By Its main line and branches It reaches Chicago, Jollet, Peoria, Ottawa,
La Salle, Geneseo, Molina and Rock Island, In Illinois; Davenport, Muecntlne,
Washington, Keokuk. Knoxvllle, Oskaloosa, Falrfield. Des Moines, West Liberty.
Iowa Glty. Atlantic, Avocn, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Center and Council Bluffs.
In Iowa; Gallatln. Trenton. Cameron and Kansas City, ln Missouri, and Leaven-
worth nnd Atchiaon In Kansas, and the hundreds of cltlce, vlllagee and towns
Intermediate. The
“GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE?
As it Is familiarly called, offers to travelers all the advantages and comforts
Incident to a smooth track, safe bridges, Union Depots at all connecting points,
Fast Express Trains. composed of COMMODIGUS, WELL VENTILATED, WELL
HEATED, FINELY UPHOLSTERED and ELEGANT DAY COACHES; a line of the
MOST MAGNIFICENT HORTON REGLINING CHAIR CARS ever built; PULLNIAN'S
latest designed and handeomeet PALAGE SLEEPING CARS. and DINING CARS
that are acknowledged by press and peeple to be. the FINEST RUN UPON ANY
ROAD IN THE COUNTRY. and in which superior meals are served to travelers at
the low rate of SEVENTY-FIVE GENTS EACH.
THREE TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and the MISSOURI RIVER.
TWO TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL,
via the famous
ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
January I, I882, 21 new line will be opened, via Seneca and Kankakee, between
Newport News, Rlchmond, Cincinnati, Indianapolis and La Fayette, and Council
Paul, Minneapolis and Intermediate points.
All Through Passengers carried on Fast Express Trains.
For more detailed information, see Mapennd Folders. which may be obtained. as
well as Tickets, at all prlnclpal Ticket- omcee In the United States and Canada. or or
n. a. CABLE, s. 31. Jet-m,
Vlce-Pree't a. Gen'l Manager, Gen'l T'k't a. Pau'r Az't.
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The Music of the Rains
Falling, falling. on the house-tops,
With a music quaint and rare,
Like the sound of a human heart-tborbs
On the silent midnight air,
Or the tears of angels falling .
When they weep with those who weep,
Or the lullaby of mothers
When they rock their babes to sleep.
Like the drowsy wine of poppies
With its weird, enchanting power.
Coming to the weary listener
Like the dew to drooping flower;
Like calm slccep to those who suffer.
01' like tears to those who mourn =
Like remembered words of loved ones
From our aching bosoms torn.
Strangely swcct, hewitehing music,
All enthralled my senses lie,
As I watch the mystic Future
With the shadows Past go by,
While a calm and holy quiet
Steals upon my heart and brain,
Then I fall asldep. still listening
To the murmur of the rain.
80 inaylrop, sometime hereafter
I shall lay me down to rest,
Over-weary, and shall listen
For the music I loved best;
When, its gentle cadence falling
Through the midnight silence dcen
Softly soothes my troubled spirit,
While it iulls me into sleep.
When. at last, my soul has fallen
Into sweetest, glad repose,
That on earth sunshine nor shadow
No awaiting ever knows—
Likc the voice of waiting angels,
Or the Vesper bolls in toll,
May the softly falling raindrops
Chant a requiem for my soul.
w.—
Ul'lI A SIMPLE KISS.
Ilow diversified are the uses of this token
of affection-ma token of scheming and du-
plicity as well, for “ when Laban heard the
tidings of Jacob, his sister's son, he ran to
onset him, and embraced him, and kissed
him, and brought him to his house."
'Gcorgianna, Duchess of Devonshire, gave
Steel, the butcher, a kiss for his vote, and
Jane, the Duchess of Gordon, recruited her
regiment in a similar manner.
The memory of a kiss which Sydney Smith
received in his youth, lasted him for forty
years, and he said, “I believe it will be one
of the lag-i. things I shall think of when I
die."
And Jean Paul Richter, in his “ Autobio-
graphy," which was written years after the
occurrence, also tells us in graphic language
of his earliest kiss, the one which he gave to
pretty little Catherine Barin, as he met her
on the ale-house steps in Schwarzenback
one Winter night. ‘
“It was the one pearl of a minute," he
says, “that was never repeated; a whole
longing past and n dreaming future were
united in one moment, and in the darkness
behind my closed eyes the fireworks of my
whole life revolved in a glance. Ah! I
have never forgotten it—the inefl‘aceable
moment I”
Probably the most remarkable kiss upon
record is that which was given by Queen
Margaret to Alain Chartier more than four
hundred years ago. He was a poet, but the
ugliest man in France.
he enjoyed a wonderful reputation, but. after
his death he was neglected and forgotten.
.110 is now chiefly remembered on account of
ithc kiss which the queen pressed upon his
ldreaming lips one day, as she found him
isleeping, saying to her maid as she did so,
“I kiss not the man; I kiss the soul that
sings.”
Poor Sappho, after being deserted by
Phaon, thought that life had no more
icburms, and longed only for “restful death. "
'Thcreforo she repaired to the promontory of
Leucate, in Acarnanta, on the top of which
was a little temple, dedicated to Appollo,
and flung herself into the sea. But ere she
Idid so she wrote him a plaintive letter, in
:Wlllcll she says, “You stopped my league
[with kisses, and found them sweeter than
my song." And many a. poor, forsaken
heart has echoed the same words in modern
days.
W
THE TROUBLES OF THE RICH.
It is wonderful to observe how the rumor
of riches flies abroad, so that all over the
country——yes, and in distant isles—n rich
man, or one thought to be rich, becomes
lswiftly known. It is not long before all
{those who want support for societies, hos-
pitals, and committees send circulars ; men
who support schools, aged widows’ institu-
tions, orphanages, free breakfasts, runs into
the country, dinners for the indigent, teas
for the intempemte, savings-banks for the
thriftless, churches for those who stay out-
side, funds, subscriptions, donations, needs,
wants, requirements, tracts, send circulars,
{oi-ward statements, post letters, write up-
peals, despatch invitations, persuade with
tin-cats, and drive with warnings. He must
send large help, his honor is concerned,
his justice is involved. his religion requires
it, his benevolence will be satisfied with
nothing short of substantial help, his sym-
pathies command it, his patriotism, prin-
ciples, pride, his personal character, grati~
tude for the past, duty to his children, and
his hopes for the next world, all loudly
command, order and insist on this help.
Next, every new company who issue a. cir-
cular send it to him, so that he is invited to
drop his money in steamship companies, to
throw it away in mines, to give it for bogus
railway shares, to bestow it upon needy di-
rectors in trams and shame of all kinds, to
to prevent a. tradesmen from becoming bank-
rupt. As the circulars follow up one another,
he thinks the times of the Mississippi shams
are come again, and looks daily to hear of
some great collapse. After this the trades-
iuan has his turn; and then comes from all
parts circulars and advertisements of every-
thing known nnd in use,-or possible to be
devised by the wit of man, from a corkscrew
to a torpedo. And every man who is hard-
for money in loan, with or without security;
they all tell a most moving story ; they all
show a dreadful monotony in the wording.
W
IltVING’s DEATH. SCENES.
“Louis XI. " is the last of the plays which
Mr. Irving is to perform for a London audi-
ence before his departure for America, and
its revival was therefore received with con-
siderable interest. The play is not one of
those which best evoke Mr. Irving's highest
powers, but it is very well adapted for his
peculiar rendering of certain characters.
His representation of the canning, suspicions,
revengeful tyrant, broken down by age and
infirmities, is remarkably clever, if a little
repulsive. In his “make-up,” too, in this
part Mr. Irving is more successful than he
is in all cases. The characteristic and ex-
traordinary featuresof Louis XI. are familiar
enough and we know that'ho was not much
like Mr. Irving; but it is Very easy to im-
agine that the Louis (of M. Delavigne's play
at any rate) might have looked very much as
the actor looked on the Lyceum boards the
other night. Bepulsivo and harrowing death-
scciies are not so much in favor just now as
they were a few years ago; but it must be
admitted that in its own painful kind Mr.
Irving’s realistic and terrible representation
of the aged tyrant’s end is almost unrivalled.
Altogether, playgoers who have been steadily
following Mr. Irving through his repertory
will not regret that he has included in it this
sombre drama. —-Pall Mall Budget.
Stiff in opinion always in the wrong.
” Little baby is very ill, Charlie, I am
afraid he will die." said the mother. “Well,
if he does die he'll not go to the bad place,
momma." “Why, Charlie, how can you know
that ‘3" “Oh, I know he can't, mamma, bo-
cause our Sunday-school teacher told us they
gnashed their teeth in the bad place, and
baby has no teeth to garish.”
‘fWell, Johnny," asked Major Fizzletop,
'zdld you have a nice time OVOl.‘ at Colonel
lergers?" “Oh, yes, I had a nice time,
8115. pa. they are going to have cabbage for
dinner." “Haven’t I told you forty time;
that you must never repeat what you have '
heard at other people's houses?" “But, pa, '
I didn‘t hear anything about the cabbage, I
smelled it with my nose. " '
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house," said an Austin gentleman to an ac-
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“Yes, the location's all right." “Many
conveniences ?" “Yes, quite a number of
conveniences. There’s a livery stable on one
side, singer beer saloon next door, and a
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