Plain Words
AM best to express the sufl‘ering so long on-
dured by a most excellent lady, Mrs. G‘. Fish
or, 29 Clark st. New Haven, Conn Her kind
and grateful Expression towards the means
that afforded relief.
Facts clothed in plain words are best. M“
George Fisher lives in a pleasant cottage 1.“
‘JQIClark St., New Haven. Conn. She says: '
was a terrible sufferer from Liver disease for
a period of 12 years. My laniily physician told
me that it was chronic inflammation of the
Liver. I tried a great many remedies recom-
mended for liver difllcuities. I was under the
care a great deal, but could get no relieiuntii
1 be an taking Dr. Kennedy’s FAVORITE
ltEt EDY. I experienced relief at once, and
to day I’m enjoying ood health through the
use of this. 1 had a so been a great sufferer
from rheumatism in my limbs and shoulders
but 1 have been cured entirely through the
use of FAVORITE BEME DY. I consider Dr
Jtennedy’s FAVORITE. REMEDY a most ex-
cellent medicine. I know of many in this city
who have received great benefit from the use
of FAyORI'I‘E REMEDY. It is, sir. a good
lliClllCan'f I know it, forl’vc triedit."
Mrs. Fisher isia lady of characterpndmmans
what she says. ,
Grateful patients are common. Dr. Ken-
nedy 18_dally in receipt of letters fromthem
expressing similar sentiments. These letters
“'0 EPontaneons and: put in all varieties of
I’llmSWlORV. butinvariably setting forth one
thinf~the value 01 Kennedy’s FAVORITE
RED EDY for many forms of diseases. Itmay
110 It“?! worming youi have been looking for
18 Your Live isordered? Have you derange-
merit oi the Kidneys or Bladder associated
with Constipation or the Bowels ? If so, you
want Kennedy’s FAVORITE REMEDY. Dr
Kennedy practices medicine and surgery in
all their branches. Write and state your case
frankly. Latters prompti answered. Ad
dress Dr. David Kennedy, ondout. N. Y.4t32
E LY ’ 8
Cream Balm
1 has gained an envi
able reputation
wherever known,
displacing all other
preparations. An
article of undoubt-
ed merit.
CURES
ROSE COLD
0111.11 III THE HEAD
. HAY-FEVER
, ' _ Is not afliquid or
/ ~ smlfl.
. AT Applypyt tiifiiitile
- iiugcrm o t enos-
H Av... FEVERtrils. When absorb
ed, itcfi‘ectuallyclcanses tnenasal passages of
yirns,causinghealiliy secretions. It alleys
inflammation. protects the membranal linings
of the head from additional colds, completely
heals the sores and restores the sense of taste
and smell. Beneficial results are realized by
a _few applications. A thorough treatment
Will cure. Send for circular. Bv mail pre-
paid, 50c—slamps received. S id by all drug-
gists. ELY BltOTHERS,0w o,N.Y. lvl
, "be M
. “finder: D
‘» ,
LEWIS’
~—RED JACKET—
BITTERS.
Female Difficulties.
In Young or Old, Married or Sin-
gle. yield readily to this Invaluable
" FAMILY MEDICINE."
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
LEWIS 8: CO., PROPRIETORS,
New Haven .',Conn. - U. S. A.
Testimonial of a’ Lady:
ORANGE, CONN., .
Jan. 10, 1883. }
Messns. anxs & 00.,
Gentlemcnz—I have suf-
fered with Chills and Fever
and Malaria for the past two
years, residing during that
time at 780 Chapel street,
New Haven, Conn. . I used
quinine in its various forms,
and a great dealtbfiit.‘:5‘ While
I could prevent-Vibe chills I
could not rid my system of
the poison. For some _ time
last summer I was so ‘weak
that I could sit up but very
little. My countenance was
swollen, and quinine failed
to give me an appetite, or to
act perceptibly as. a tonic.
In this condition I begin the
use of your Lewis’ Red Jacket
Bitters. Immediately I felt
their effects. In two weeks I
was nearly in' my usual
health. I used two bottles
since that time. Whenever
Illavc a. rccurrcnce‘of mala-
rial symptoms I use a few
doses of the Bitters, and I
certainly consider them a
most valuable remedy. They
are my medicine.;
‘Res ectfully;yours, _
Ins. T. F: WARNER.
I
Talie Notice I.
FINE GROCERIES CHEAP.
- Flour, Feed, Grain, &c.
Goods First-Class and always Fresh. .Fiour
from 850.10 $1.25 per bag: White Extra
0 Sugar. 1] lbslor 31; good extra C Sugar.
It lbs. for 81: A No.1 Granulated Sugar, 9};
lbs.£l; Carolina Rice 7c. )0r lb; Biibhiit’s
Soap. 70. or 4 cakes lor 2oc,; a lull line of
Soups includiugn large 5ccake, or 0 for a
quarter. Splendid Oolong Tea from 40 to
60¢. per 1b.; Eng. Breakfast Tea at soc,
per 11).; line Gunpowder Tea at 45c. "01‘ lb;
first-class Japan Tea at 40. 60 &- 80.). per
lb; :1 veryline Uncolored Jap.at’800. per lb ;
ll splendid Mixed Tea at 25c. or 5 lbs. for $1 .
A New Discovery. Magnum Bonum
f‘ofl‘ee at30c. per lb. Just introduced into
this eountry; oi the very finest flavor. far
ahead of alil others. The only store in town.
that keeps it. The very best Java. Coffee, at
25c. per lb. Crockery. Yankee Notions,'Dry
iioods,Lsillcs’& Ge’nts’Undcrwear. ltib and
*iiusu 'e, 130. i‘er lb; Shoulder steal; 12c
itoiini steak 13c.; Sirloin steal: 360.;
l’orlerbouso stock 180. per lb. No Texas
beer, remember. Goods promptly delivered
to iiiiv partof the town. Terms strictly-cash.
JOHN GREENWOOD, 5: Bciden ave , head
of Franklin Ave, .
12 a week. 512:1 day at home easily made
(:osllv outiit free. Address TRUl-I'it' Co,
Augusta. Maine lyu
oiL noon,
on soooos,
Yes, lllCl‘C is the MONI’I‘OR, 1lic
Very best. in the Market. '
Not one wuscver known to ox~
plodc, and every body' rec."
on‘nnciids them and was
sold last scii‘son to
Miss .\.'l‘liorii.Norwaiki. Ev._llo3t
llieiiry IL‘IilllilI', “ H. E. Smith
Hem-gi- “rally, " W. ll. Slevcn. George—
A . Iiiieli, “ town, ~
I“ ll). Lockwood, “ (i. I‘2.Il:ill,(,:enrgetmvn
John Camp. ” U. \V. licll. ll .11. River,
Miss ii. l\1.r§icviens. liev. Mr. lJiitciier,Nor-
.Ioliii h.‘.\'(:_\‘llll)ill' " ' Wilton. '
.i. W. Blanchard " A. W. Benton, Lewis-
II. II. It:ii'l.ii:tt.$o. " borough,
Atirati-r. '- Mi-.-..loliii.lones,Wiilcrii
C. W. limiges,’ New -
(lanolin.
So. No
Iimii'gifll'uokfl. "
’l'lioron lloyt, "
NITSH‘21IIIIIIIIIIF, "
and many more we can give». no;
i'lili‘l'OIICOS Call and see;
on... but”... you buy,
AT THE
Coooioio ii Hooooiliooi‘lliioo;
Goons groan.
L .i. "color-lo,
Main. S-M'cct,
Nor-walk-
INCIDENT 0F WASHINGTON’S LIFE.
Andrew Thompson Douthctt, J12, princi-
Pal of the Elizabeth Academy, relates the
following:
“Owing to the active part my great-grani-
grandfather, Gen. AItelnus \Vai‘d, pliiyol
in the Revolution, there are a few slictelui‘i
regarding the life of the Father of our
001m that have descended traditiimnlly
inour family. One of the principal, pd"-
taining to Washington, occurred near Ilo-
boken, N. J. The great general had been
invited many times to take dinner at a cer-
taih gentleman's house—indeed, so many
that he had some doubts as to the sincerity
of the latter's friendship. So, in order that
he might ascertain whether his apprehen-
sions were correct, he made an agreement to
dine' with his friend before leaving the
neighborhood; but, for fear that some dis
aster might overtake himduring his banquet.
he orderedhis men to dress in British imi-
form, and went their way at an appointed
iime to his temporary abode. Of course, the
preparations for his reception were elaborate,
but, contrary to the usual entertaining
characteristics of his host, ho was noticed to
glance down the road, as if in expectation of
some new-comers. At last he boldly iutci'-.
rupted the conversation, by abruptly announc-
ing the startling news that ‘They have come,
and Washington is my prisoner,’ but owing
to a flag which the General had ordered to
be borne-in advance of the force, he at oncd
perceived that they were his own men,
whereupon the mighty man of war ex-
claimed :
“‘Well, I presume I must he resigned to
my fate ; but let us advance to meet them.’
“This being agreed to, side by side the
Tory and the patriot drew near‘ to tho sup-
posed British regulars, the customary salute
being passed. Washington turned to his
comrade, and in tones indicative of his
nature, said : 7
“ ‘Dear sir, God has protected me.
are my prisoner.” .
——~—.-‘.-.—-oo———
CUBAN COURTSHIP.
You
As ‘a natural squence to the restraint under
iwhich Cuban lovers are held, there are a great
'imany small intrigues and innocent endeavors
.iio circumvent the detectives.
There
|eloquent glances, signals, fun-talk and the
‘sly interchange of notes. Then the iron—
;guarded window, instead of being a protcc~
Elion, becomes a great convenience. It is
imore than. the front gate with us. She
knows when he will pass by, and stands in-
Iside with a fair hand clasping the bars of her
cage and waits for him. They stand there
with the iron between them and talk. Every
day it is so, and‘if momma wishes to stop it
she must come and stand in the window
also. There are other respects in which the
young man has a hard time. He must come
every day. He must, and she holds him to
the strict letter of this law.‘ He is bound
Ito show, by every means‘in his power, that
‘IIC holds all other women in contempt and
detestation. He must not dance with any
other, and had better not be caught holding
on to any other window bars in any other
street. - He tells his near friends about it,
and she all hers, and the matter is diligently
discussed. If he should fail to come around
regularly every day he has to tell a satis-
factory st0ry. I have known her to send
her brother after him. He takes his revenge
after marriage.
W
DIA'KING TEETH.
ill'C
v..—
Tho manufacture of teeth is a large in-
dustry. There are now twelve manufaciories
of artificial teeth, that produce every year
ten million teeth, or one to every five per-
sons in. the United States. Half this number
is made by one firm, founded in 1844. The
total sales of these teeth amount to one mil-
lion dollars annually. The materials used
are feldspar, kaolin and rock crystal. 'The
coloring is platinum, titanium and gold.
The feldspar and crystal are subjected to
red heat and then thrown into cold water.
Then they are ground in water until fine
enough to float. Combined with the color
ing, they are subjected to intense furnace
heat in molds of brass, which are in two
pieces, each moulding one-half of the
tooth.
The process is delicate and has many in-
teresting details. In the earlier history of»
the art, dentists caryed the teeth which their
customers demanded, one ailprentices were
often made useful in tiliit way. The amount
of gold used annually in filling teeth is five
hundred thousand dollars. Lead was used
from 1178to 1833. There are dentists in
New York who give, or say they give, dia-
mond fillings, and in Paris they advertise to
use diamond pivots and emerald plugs. The
filling of teeth is aided greatly by labor-
saving machinery and cunningly wrought
tools. This'eountry makes dental instru-
ments for all _‘ s of the world where
dentistry is knoa' . An ordinary outfit of
instruments costs five hundred dollars. ‘
FOOD IN WARM WEATHER.
Warm weather relaxes the system ; one
feels bilious and dull. Why not change
your habits and diet to match the season?
Avoid heavy and heating food. A little judi-
cious starving is a good thing for the squeam-
ish appetite. If a man isn't hungry why
should he cut 1’ If one can eat breakfast and
relish it at ten or eleven o’clock, but can only
force down afew mouthfuls into a protesting
stomach at seven, why shouldn’t be conform
to the situation ? Not a fifth part of the-
eivilized world breakfasts in the fashion in
vogue in $35 country. Iggy a man or
women we 11 find yhéipyppétite equal to a
Piélel’fi pggiggeszo ‘hadish of oatmeal o: a'
b Indiana“ clip pf cofiee in the morning,
w '0 childbi- eat' chaps, fried potatoes and
griddle cakes. A head of lettuce and a slice
of bread and butter will often be relished
for lunch, when hot soaps or cold meats
would go untouched. ._
’ films: on) IT coi-
Red FishLake, above Sawtooth City, on
the summit of Sawtooth range of mountains,
in the Wood river region, Idaho, has dropped
through the bottom. The lake had an area
of several miles, and was many fathoms in
depth. It was on the summit of one of the
pgaks of the range, some 11,000 feet eleva-
tion above the sea, and surrounded by heavy
timber, which rendered it a delightful place
ogrcsofl in Summer for camping, fishing,
and boating parties. The lake has been
there since the white man has known the
country, but latelyj—the day of the occur-
renceis not known—the bottom fell out.
The country formation is granite and 11inc-
stone, and animmense fissure has opened,
whether caused by separation or settling, of
the earth’s surface, or from volcanic action
is not know. At present the bed of the lake
is dry, and presents the appearance of a
deep gorge or valley on the summit of the
mountains. The lake has always contained
millidns of red fish, and been a favorite re-
sort for bear, deer, and other game. Where
the fish went to is as much a mystery as
where the water went to,
W
To show how easily a person might be
misled reactddig tcgtimony, the following is
given; aestion by h lawyer to a lady wit-
ness in sfirrwatc’s court—”You paint for a
hvmg i” Answer—“Yes, sir." Question—
‘po you paint yourself i" Answer—“ Yes,
' 511‘
.“It’s pretty hot, Jenny.” “It is indiule,
Mike. It’s a strange won-old mo b’y. If it
was only hot as this in the Winter whia
there’s need 'of heatthere wud be some sense
in_i " “That’s thrue for you, begor," re-
plie'd Mlke’mcditativsly ; “it's a great lied
ye’ve got. " -'
“ I wish I lived in the time of William the
Conqueror, momma," said a little girl.
“Why, my dear?” asked her mother. “Be
cause, then, momma, I should have hardly
any history to learn, and should not have to
know the names of all these wives of Henry
- the Eighth.”
Me'mber of the new club—“Profiessor, 1
bove‘called to ask you to give us a. motto for
our new club. We want something sugges-
tive in Latin.” Proffessor—“Sometlung
suggestive in Latin? Well, yes, ;' I know
of a very good one—just the the t ' 3——
'de1irium tremens i” '
Male Guest—“I’d like to be called at four
to-morrow morning; I’m going fishing.” Fe-
male Domestic (stupidly)—“Eh i" Male
Guest (deliberately)—-—-“I'm going fishing to
morrow morning, and I wish to be called
early—not later than four.” Female Domes-
tic (stolidly)—-—“ Will you ring 1’"
'l.li.BYllii}TilN&SUliS, . . .
, cure to know that a patient may
NORWALK GAZETTE, TUESDAY, AUGUST 21,1883.
SKIN HUMOHS.
Wonderful Cure ofa Lad 12 yea rs :
old. who for clglitycitrs, from I!
top or his head to his ankles, was
one mass or scabs.
fig flfi
DANBURY 6; N ORWALK R- R-
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.
Commencing May 7,1883.
DAILY TRAINS
Leave Now-walk Bridge for Danbm'y.
9 2': a. m.l\laii.
1 55 p.m.,Accommodation.
5.00 p m.. N. 1'. Express.
1120 p. m..Mail.
0 5'3. a. m.. Sunday Accommodation.
.4 rri‘cc at Norwalk Bridge/mm Dan bury.
734 a. m.. Mail.
5 as a. m.. N. 1', Express
1-: 45 p. m.. Accommodation.
-1 52pm) , Mall.
9 00 p m.i‘rciglit.~ _
0 00 p. m.. Sunday Accommodation.
L. W. SANDIFDRTI]. Supt
My son, a lad twelve yearsol‘agc, was afilic-
ted with the worst form of Eczema for a per.
find of eight years. So virulent was it that
from the top of his head to within it few iii-
chcs of his ankles he was one mass of scabs,
which refused to yield to any trcrtment llmt
was attempted. hivcry remedy that was sug-
gested by friends orphysiciiins was tried in
vain. Allopiitliy, hommopatliy. lierbs,roots,
salt-water baths, liaxsced pouitices, soaps,
ointments and in short everything that could
be dono to eradicate the disorder seemed only
to aggravate it and the cliilil’siifc bccanica
burden to him and the expense of the vari us
experiments was a constant drain upon oar .
resources. . , '
My wile,rcading the advertisement of the
CuriCUim REMEDIES in one or tliedaily papers
resolved to make one more attempt at home
The disease was now encroaching upon his
face and seemed incurable. I gave a reluct-
imt consent to the proposal. and an interview
N. IL, N. 1!. a: H. RAILROAD.
Trains leave South Norwalk for New York:
4 of; a. m.. Express, 12 54 p. m. Ac’m’tion
was sought with it famous lady physician of 5 In “ Boston ex. 256 “ ILXpI’L‘BS
New York, who made a most thorough exam- to 25 “ Adams ex._ 4 31 “ ” '
ination of the case,and promised a curb with- 5 50 " S. N. special h 11 “ Accom’tion
out the least hesitation by the Ilse of (Jun. 017 "‘ Accoui’tion 555 “ Dostor‘llm
CUBA REELEDIES. In one week there was a 7 05 " In special J." 51: " Accom lion
marked change; the raw and angry sores be- 7 25 “ S. N. Lo. ex 7 45 “ s N special
gun to grow pair. and along the outer edges 7 4:3 " Local ex. 8 51 “ Local ex.
sealed off. and as time. wore on they began to 825 “ “ “ ll 50 “ Milk tram
disappear entirely. until at the present writ- 008 “ Local ex. ‘ I230 “ Wiish.._ex.
ing the only vestigc isone small spot upon the 9 its “ Accom’tion Sunday Ac. 0 00 pin.
forearm,scarccly visible and last disappearing 10 39 a. m. Local cx. “ Milk. 9 50
’lhus after eight years ot‘cxpenso and iinx- 1': 10 “ Aecom
icty, we have the intense satisfaction olsoeing Leave South Norwalk for New Haven:
the child's skin as fair and smooth as it was .
before the dreadful cutaneous disorder at. 12} fl mWash. 12x 81‘: “:,"§'£‘%fi‘23§f
tacked him. 0 3.5 a. m. Accpm tion _ fl .,
- 7 25 “ Milk train (158 Sp Pld Lo. ox.
”were" yours. ' 8 50 -‘ Aceoin'tion 'i ‘29 “ S N special
CIIAS. EAYItE HINIlLE. 9 21 u Boston ex. 7 44 H Bit special
240 Fan-mount Ave, 10 43 .i Accom’t'lon 3 24 u s N special
Jersey City Heights, N. J. .12 15 p. m. Boston ex. 944 '- Accom’tion
Childhoodan-i youth are the periods when 146 “ Accom'tion 1055 :' Adams cx.
such diecascsyielil most readily to those iin~ :12 “ Locales. ll‘.’. .‘ B0830“ oar--
failing,r Skin and Blood Specifics. CUTICURA 433 “ Accom’tiou 114 '
RESOLVENT. the new Blood l'lll'lllcrtlllldUUT- 4 51 “ Local ex Sundayps 00 Ifzmflllllk
ICUltA and CU'I‘ICUIIA Boar the great skin 513 “ Local ex. " “1 A6-
Ciircs. Price or CUTICURA, small boxes, 50 cts, ~—
large boxes $1.00. Curicuna RESOLVEN’I‘,$I.0(I ulLAliELl'IIIA $5 [LEADING II. K.
per bottle. Curlcuxa SOAP25cts. CUTICURA
Sit/wine SOAP, 15 cts. Sold everywhere.
Potter lirugdt Chemical Co. Boston.
Bah For Infantile and Birth lliimors ‘
y Rough, Chflpped, or Greasy
B 1' Skins. Nettle _Rllfill. I’imples
eau" lerltnd Skin Bleinishes, use UU'I‘I-
cuuA SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beautiiles. and
Toilet, Bath and Nursery Sa native. Fragrant 1' r
With delicious flower odors imd (luticiira bal- 1:30.430, 5:30. 7, p.in. On Sunday 8.1.8140 11-m-
sams. Absolutely pure; highly medicinal. b‘or'rronion,Warrcuaad 'luclgersts..7:45,
Indursed; by physicians; preferred by the 0:30.11:15 a.in.. 1:30. 4:00. L30. o:30.7:00.1‘3-
elite. Sales in 1581 and 1882, 1,000,000 cakes. p.-m. Sunday 8:15,a.m.,b:30, 12:11!!!-
Awwmr shaving. Return trains leave Philadelphia 10184011!
I" 7"“ '
York: . .
From stations I'hiia. 1 Reading Railroad,
Ninth & Green Sts., “7:30.830. 9:00, ll.ii.m.,
1:15 3:45. 5:40. 11:45. 12 p. m. on Sunday at
8:30 a. m.. 5:30.12 1. m.
From '1‘ rd A B'erks street..,5:10.8:20.9:00
a.iii.,l:iili 3:30, 5:20. 0:30, p.m. On Sun-
day at 3:15. a.m. 0:30, p.m.
From Trei-wn,Warren and Tucker streets,
'22", 8.03.9:1‘5 10:00, “'34 a.m. 2:00, 4:22,
7 28. pan. On Sim-19:16“, in. 0:15 p. in.
ISO U N l) BROOK ROUTE
F01: 'l‘ltlt'N’I‘ON AND PHILADELPHIA.
Commencing May 271b, 1158;). ,
Leave New York from foot 01 Liberty St.,
tor Philadel hill.
p Streets. at 7515,9510, 11:15
Ninth & Green
a.m. 1:30, 4, 4:30 5:30. 7.00 12 00 p.m On Sun-
1
da at s:lf»a.m. 1‘2 5. at.
Y” Third a Bern'sstrcetsmt7:45,ll:lh,a.m.
» THE WISE PREVENT SICKNESS.
SMIHIIIII’S
GINGER
A Delicious Combination
of Imported Ginger, .
Choice Aromatics. and the best of Fur-men
BRANDY. Vastly superior to all other other gin-
ge;s,lall of which are made with the strongest Ai-
c010 . .
Cures Colds, Chills, Fevcrisii and Rheumatic
symptoms. Ague Pains and Malaria.
Cures Dyspepsia, Sick Ilcakachc, Sea Sickness
Flatpiency. Cram s, Cholera Morbus._Dyscntcry,
and ills incidents to change of climate.
A Fruit stimulant without alcoholic reaction.
delicwnsly flavored, purely medicinal, SANFonn’s
Gmcim overcomes exhaiition, alloys nervousness
promotes sleep, eradicates a cravmg for intox-
icants, and siren hens those reduced by disease,
debility and dissipation.
Beware of all Gingcrs said to be the some or
as good as SANFORD’s. Avoid incrceiiary deal-
ers, who for a few cents extra profit try to force
upon you their owner others when you call for
S'Axronn‘s GINGER. Sold by druggists, grocers
OCEAN GROVE, ASBURY 'I‘Aitli. POINT
PLEASANT Leave root of Liberty street. N.
IL. 7:45, 9:00, 11:00 a. m.,‘l:45,3:30,l:00,4:..0,
6.00. p. in. Sunday, 8:15, a.m..l2:00,m..1:00
i..m. .
‘ SANDY 1100K ROUTE. for Highlands,
Sea Bright, Monmouth Beach, Long Branch
doc. .Leavc 1’ier 8,N. 111.1oot oi Ilector St?
New York. at 4:30, 8:00, 10:l5,a.m.. 12:15, 3:1.1
4:30. 5:30. p. m Sunday,9:00, 11:00, a, m. ‘
For Ocean Grove, Asbiiry Park. Sea. (xll'IZ.
(‘50-, at 8:00, 10:15, a. ni.,'1‘.’:15,3:15.4:30, 5:30
I. m.
’ it. P. BALDWIN, Gen. Fast. Pass. mm.
C. G. HANCOCK. J 1'). WOO'I‘I‘EN,
.Gan’ass. do Tkt Agi. Gen. Manager.
. 1% Meeker’s
I.- ~I N E t
Schooner JOIIN G. PERRY, Capt. Byxbee,
will hereafter make regular weekly trips
,betwccu Norwalk and New York.stopping
at South Norwalk, leaving Meeker Iirothcrs’
Wharf, Norwalk, every Friday night.
Freight taken on board at Pier 43 E. It"
l‘ootot Iliitgei-St., New York,on MON DAYS
and TUESDAYS. .
The Highest Market Rates: Pals]
for "any. Straw and Farmer’s Pro-
dueeflry A. J. MEEKEB s; also.
Norwalk, Aprii.1880.
per day at home. Sample-
510 $2“ worth ll‘ilroe. Audi-canon“
“on 02.00 . 1'0rtluiid.Maini-.. lvlJ
etc.
POTTER Dunc AND CHEMICAL 00.. Boston
N
r, 4 For the relief and prevention
YGOLLINS’tho Install! 11. Ian]! Ill:
. \VOL‘TAHC cd of Rheumatism, Nauru gia,
. \,\\,\“‘,/- Sciatica, Coughs, Colds, Weak
\\ . a . /’//,/ Back, Stomach, Numbness,
A‘ ,-
/
—;\3Hysteria. Female Pains. Palpi-
. tation, Dyspesia, Liver Com-
\ plaiut. ililioiis lever. Malaria.
7/ j” \ and Epidemics, use liollllls’
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THE RICHMOND ooooiiooowoi
,_ ,: . There are ccr‘iain facts, of great
j -- , value and iiiiportnncc.whieh we wish
* " ' our friends the public to know. Ai-
Lboiigli extensive iiblicity has been
given them in tlie ournalsol the day,
there are many persons to whom
ilicselacts are uotlamiliar. To such
we bring glad tidings. ’l‘hc excruci-
ating pulp of having ‘
, ’I‘EE’ ‘H ‘ EXTRACTEI),
‘. or‘tlic disagreeable and frequently
‘, _‘ dangerous resort to iiniesthctiesmrc
‘ now,wiili very rare exceptions, en-
’ tirely unnecessary. '1‘Iicannoyance ol'
1 DENTAL PLA'I ES
can be,in the inn‘orit of cases, siie-
eessl’ully avoidc .- '1‘ ose who have
siifi‘ereilyearsirom decayed and sen-_
chive-”teeth, with health impaired
-- through imperfect mastication and
consequent indigestion. may have
tliei'r'teoth. restoreil,breath sweetened
c,
Iloestiic reader ask how 2' We
will not attempt to explainine-
tlioils of manipulation. requiring
the delicacy and dexterity of ex-
perts, olien conibinu d with such
scientific surgical trdiitinont as
can only be given by experienced
specialists. The public cliieliy
he seaicd in our dental chairs
:witlioiitl’ear and trembling, as all
our processes are _ »
GOMPARAYIVEIY PAIIIESS
When only four firm roots re-
main iiipropcr position, the pa-
tient can have an entire set of
teeth ‘iitiache-l in them
Without a Pinto.
This licntiire'will be so Iirm and \'
strong that its fortunate owner .
can. immediately alter its inser-
tion. iuasticatc a bcclsleakmrany \ ‘7
proper food, thoroughly and With case, while it may be kept perfectly clean as readily as the
natural teeth. By the use ol'oiir .
Tooth Cro W11 Bridge,
spaces from which teeth have been extracted are filled with artifice! substitutes taking no
more room in themontli than the natural organs, without the semblance of a plate. The re-
ception otoiir woi k by the public and the profession has demonstrated its success. Espccuilly
gratifying is the appreciative approval of the medical profession. Physicians recognize at
once the important relation of a healthy mouth to the health of a patient, and many medi-
cal men have had crown operations themselves. During the past year and a half some
Fifteen Thousand Roots
which under the old practice woiildbave-been condemned as worthless {ind ruthlessly drawn
out, have been treated, crowned and changed into beautiful and useful leo’lnoi priceless
value to grateful patients. Skeptics are invited to call and we will let their own eyes con-
.iincc them. -
Dr. T. E. SWIF‘T,
12““ No. 9 West Airenue. N'orwalk.
' shown him the poem.
“ALL a \II. LINE Fort lONG BRANCH, .
Bits of Nonsense.
’I‘liose people who want to know why
printers call the boy “the devil,”cau read—
ily bring tlii-iiiselves to understand it by
employing one a few days.
“You dog of a printer,” cried the en-
raged poet, "you‘ have not punctuated my
poem all-Ii." “Yes, but you see, sir, I’m
not a pointer—I'm a setter.” replied the
primer. I
A young lady having sent to a nova):-
pi‘l‘ a poi-in entitled "I cannot make him
smile," Ibo editor ventured the opinion
that she would have succeeded if she had
¢
la a primary school, not very long ago.
the teacher undertook to convey to her
pupils an idea of the use of the hyphen.
She wrote on the blackboard, “Bird’s-
ihc school, “What is that fol-ll" After
a short pause, a young son of Emerald Isle
piped out, “plan, ma’am, for the bird to
roosht on ‘2 ’
A subscriber asks “flow to clean: out
boilers." It is the usicst thing in the
world. Simply let‘ in water get too low,
and the steam too liigh,and the boiler will
not only be “cleaned calf-with remark-
able impeluoslty, but pretty nearly every-
thing' else on the immediate vicinity will
be cleaned out Willi it. It never fails.
A man with a silver-plated, double-back-
iiction Coin-holder Come into the Oflicc
the other day and commenced explaining
the beauties of the article for holding
silver, (210., and be had got ball through
before he found be was in aprintingomcc.
When he saw his mistake he went to the,
door, sadly opened it, and kicked himself
clean downstairs.
'l‘he touching liiii-,“Oor first in heaven,"
was gratuitously added to the obituary
nolicc in n Pilaileipliia paper; and the
father of the child came into the office
roaring mud—it was the third, and he
wanted Io know of the editor where be
supposed the other two had gone.
BE YOUR OWN DOCTOR.
It won’t'cost you one-half as much. Do not
delay. Send two three cent stain s for pos-
tage, and we will send you Dr. aufman’s
great work, fine colored plates from life, on
disease, its causes and cure. Addess A. I’.
Ordway il'. 00., Boston, Mass.
George II. Corliss, at Whose Walks in
Rbodc Island the big centennial engine
was built, is building the engines for the
first eottou mills to be erected in China.
The Chinese are becoming so civilized
that .tbey will soon be able to compete
_ with the rest of the world in making silks
and satius nine-tenths cotton and one-
icuth shine;
.. .
DON ’T GIVE UP
because you fool blue and are troubled with
that tired and all gone feeling. Do as I did,
use bottle of Sulphur Bitters, it ’will make
you Ieei like a new person; it did me.
J ENNIE:HOLMES, 354 Tremont st., Boston.
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Two newspaper reporters, in searcliof
information, made applications for posi~
lions and paSseil through the civil service
examinations with good averages. This
is,.i'i-nnirks the Philadelphia Press. “only
another illustration of the well known
fact that ‘wliat ii-pnrlers don’t. know is not
Worth learning.”
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A CHICAGO MERCHANTS’ EXPERIENCE.
After .I had become almost skin and bone,
with neither strength, appetite nor ambition
left, and the doctors couldn’t help me, two
bottles Parker’s Ginger Tonic cured me
completely. M. B. Westcott, Lamp M’l’r,
Chicago. 4132
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The mother of Secretary Chandler, who
died at Concord, N. Ila, recently, was a
lady of great. force and earnestness of
character, radical in her anti-slavery views
and a leading member of the Unitarian
church. The surviving children are John
K. Chandler. a prosperous farmer at
Canterbury, N. 1].; Gemge B. Chandler.
aBaltimoie merchant, and the secretary
of the navy.
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INVIGORATING FOOD
For the brain and nerve is what we need in
these days of rush and worry. Parker’s
Ginger Tonic restores the vital cncrgiosand
good health and joyous spirits quicker than
anything you can nso.
Faded hair recovers its youthful color and
soft, silky texture by the use of Parker’H air
Balsam. . 4t32
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There'iias been issued from the office of
the coast survey a very valuable report up-
on oyster culture. The objecis of research
which are reported were to determine tiie
positions and areas of the oyster beds of
the region of the Chesapeake bay, and the
depth of water over them at high and low
tide; also to determine the character of the
oyster beds and their distribution.
G—‘U’ I ON L I NE
U. s. MAIL erAMItns
. {on
Queenstown and Liverpool.
Leaving Pier 38 N. 1t.. foot of King St
ALASKA WISCONSIN ARIZONA
These Steamers are built of lron,in water-
tight compartmentsmnd are furnished with
every reqiilsne to make the passage across
the Atlantic'both safe and agreeable, hav-
ing Bath Room. Smoking Room, Drawing
Room, Piano and Librar , also experienced
Surgeon, Stewardess an Caterer on each
Steamer. _ The staterooms are all on deck,
thus insuring those greatest Oran-luxuries
at sea, perfect ventilation and light. Cabin
Passage (according to Stateroom) 860. 860
and 8100; Intermediate, $10; Steeragc at low
111105.
Williams 8t Gulon,
Ofllces, ‘29 Broadway, N. Y,
A. H. Bymgton & Sons,
‘ . Agents.
PETER 1.. onions,
oiooiso look all
UNION A VENUE.
North of Norwalk Cemetery,
HORW, ABLE, @0913; ,l. _
Dealer in Green [louse and Hot House and
.edding and Vegemblc Plants. Fruit and Cr
nainenlul Trees, Slirubbery, Vines .Cut Flow-
crr'. always on hand and all sorts of designs in
Flowers arranged to order.
G rading and Ito-Ii tting Cemetery Plots
promptly attended to.
USIG
Semi 10 Cents for live News of
popular vocal and instrumental
. music. Full one best paper.
Would cost $2 at any music
store.
WILLIS WOODWARD 8'. CO,
817 and Si!) Broadway, N. Y ,
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.I. (7. Boothe/Non,
HOUSE, SIGN o oiiNloioNili
PAINTER.
PBESGO PAINTING
Ilv OIL 01: WA ’I‘ER.
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I'Allllll IIANGEII.
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Churches. Lodge Rooms and
Public Buildings Frescoed
in the Latest Styles in
Oil or Water.
85 Water Street.
Norwalk, conn- Iim‘lS
nest," iind pointing to.llic hyphen asked .
A Wife's Trouble. .
For a number of years my wife has been
troubled with a chronic rheumatism, it being
in some portion of her body constantly (except
perhaps in the very warmest weather in sum-
mer).
severe cold. and a diseased condition of the
kidneys became manilest,whicb subjected her
to excessive suffering. as the symptoms 01
gravel became more prominent. licr urine
being colored. accompanied bya heavy brick-
iliistsedimcnt.
After trying several remedies without re-
liei. I procured for her a bottle ofllunt’s
Remedy. which she commenced taking, a nd
before three days had passed she became much
better. She continued using the medicine
iinlil she had used six bottles. and now fcois
entirely cured oi both rheumatism and kid-
my complaint, She believes her present ox-
cclicnt health due solely to the use of Hunt’s
Remedy. ,WM. 0. ULEAVELANI).
NOiiwicii. Como, May 6, 1303.
Gratil'ying Results.
\ Under date of May 11, Mr. I". A. Tamil-sou
the well-known grocer and provision dealer,
of 78 Green street, New Ilai'en, Conn., writes
as follows: "Several weeks since 1 was taken
very ill with kidney disorders, and an exam-
ination of my iiriuc showed a very diseased
condition of my kidneys, and I had also symp-
toms ol‘ a diseased state of my liver. The pas-
sing of my urine was accompanied with so-
Vcrc pains in the smaii‘of my back and loins,
followed by a burning sensation, and after
having stood awhile in the vessel, the brine
‘ showed aver-y heavy deposit of a sediment
_ similar to groiind‘brick dust, and. in short I
found that I was in such a diseased condition
as to require immediate medical treatment,
and as I was anxious to obtain the best and
most sicedy remedy. I looked and inquired
carefu ly, and became satisfied that uunt’s
Remedy was an an article of excellent merit,
and therefore I concluded to give it a trial,
aild commenced taking it. and before 1 had
taken one bottle I found such a. greatimprove-
meat that I decided to continue its use, and
by taking only two bottles the rcsnlthas been
most graitfyiug in giving are restored health.
’ “I have ordered a snpply‘ol‘ Ilunt’s Iteinedy
for my store, and shall hereafter have it for'
sale, as 1 consider it an excellent article for
disease of the liver and kidneys.”
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COUBHS
For the prompt and r-li‘w-lnui cure ot’Conghs, '
.' Colds, Soreiii-ss of tho Throat and Chest, .
Bronchitis, Asthma, 'lnflamnintimt of the
Lungs, or other. disease: loading to that ter- 3
rible iiiolodr-vonsuruplion. there is no
remedy in 11' world mum] to Du. L. Q. U.
\Vlsuxn'r’u I'ISi-l Titlii'. ’l‘.u‘. L‘onman.
overseen, m..... M.
’l‘orvid .iyot the Liver
arepromptlyovcrconie by this uperb remedy,
which regulates and slrongtllcus the organs .
of digediou, and establishes a regular habit of ‘
illusions so not sions. .
' Da.WI:'-nr.\m“s PINE Tum TAR Cochran.
. not only strengthens and gives new life to all~
. important organs of 11m body, but is also an ;
' excellent Bin-id Purifier. eliminating impuri-
ties which beget Surnl‘ii no Eruptions. Salt- '-
: Itboiiin, and otiim‘ fl‘hl uses of tho skin. as
- well as “1084! which coiisi- flout. lilieiiinatism,
. and Dropsy.
. IIEBILITY lilo? ijIEE‘JlDUSNESS. '- -
. For tiionepomun.-: nu wallytv'eak and .deblli- ‘.
total]. or worn out I. iii-louse. ‘I‘lio Ionic and
slreiiullioniiig lll'flpi'I'III-R of 11k. “'isiuii'r‘s ,
PlNi-i 'l‘izigic ’I‘Aii ('iillliIAi. lire admirably _
. adapted. _-
SOLD BY ALL DRUGCWTS- '
C2) PRICE). $2.00. , --
[all . THE GREXT I
Eli-STEM“ Bemgfiy,
' "goons Filll 'IliE sicii.
those deathly Ladies in delicate .
is Spells, dc calth, who are all
on Sun. ndown, shoulduse
s, it whl cur mm Bmaus.
$1,000 will be
oracasowhero UL-
mrnus will
notassistoreurc. It
aevcrfalls. ' ‘
t llymep
lryusin
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, .z i who ts impurities burst-
not proct o suf- ' gthronghtho skin
. teat CSL‘ICISO, and ' lmples, Blotches,
31 who are confine and Sores. Rely on :
1 (lo:_-1‘S,Ell_0uld"ll$0 summer: Brrmis, ‘
uni: lli . and health Will fol-
:oral chillty
c-eoo gentle tonic.
0 Summer. Bir-
: 2 you.
i Sunriwn Dimm-
wili build you up and
.. - yo mulroyou strong and
9 “ .' “ healthy.
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Carriage Making-
Repalring.
I1. TILLY’S
Main 51.. Smith Nm'valk, Ct.
G'r ec.S.Giregory.
Livery, Boarding, Sale,
Feed and, Exchange
Stables-
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No. 14:.Kn1ght St. ,
(In rear of Horse Car Depot.)
NORWA [4K9 CONN .
Carriages lurnished at all hours Courte-
ous attention and gciitlcinani’y drivers. iyl
ouirrs
ON ALL
FOREIGN oooii'l'iiiiis,
ALSO
Po ll f Ti ‘
For Sale
AT. 'I‘ [-l E
Gazette. Office.
Last Christmas sho contracted a very ,
DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEWELRY
‘ AND SILVERWARE
JACKSOi‘ is.
. Ownig to the great depression in mos. kinds of manufacturing
”RECICSISS and the consequent dullness of trade, we are prepared to
0 or extra inducements to buyers We have a full line of the above
named-goodsmnd are confident that we can suit you both in quality
and price. '~ ‘
Watch & Clock Repairing & Jobbing
a specialty at
JACKSON’S.
¥- _..-
G. MERTZ& soNs.
._ .looliiioois' ooo Ioioiloi Decorators, ‘.
‘ -WO0D CARVEBS AND TURNERS,
CONTRACTORS 8o BUILDERS,
, Also, Proprietors oi the
Port Chester Planing Mills, {1
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Mantels, Mouldings, Stair-Rails
and N cwels a Specialty, in White Wood, Pine
‘ and Hard Woods.
First-Clots Foioiiiio, loiooior Trim and Dooooaiiono,'oiooo to
order in the Boot Coliooi Style and Finish. ,
Plans and Specifications fin‘Bnildings or Deco'rations furnished on
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application.
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GEO. MEII'I‘Z, Sit.
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F U‘R NIT UR E
GEORGE E. NOTHNAGLE & SON,
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SUCUICSSORS ’l‘O KIE FER 8'. 00.,
Warerooins. cor. Fairfield Ave. and Main St,
Bridgeport. Conn.
ALWAYS 0N HAND, FIRST-CLASS.
FURNITURE 0P OUR'IIWN ARTISTIU MAKE
‘ AND UPHOLSITERING
Also a large stock of the Cheaper Grades OfFui'nitiii'e, warranted
O
A. visit to our
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well made and sold at prices defying competition.
warerooms will satisfactorily establish all we claim.
'l he Moulc Earth Closet.
Fields Flush Tanks-
All China Water Closets.
Sanitary Y Branch.
Weavers . Wash Basin Waste.
‘ Stone Laundry Tubs.
m....fl... MYERS’ SANITARY DEPOT,
1549p 94: BEEKMAN STREET, NEW YORK.
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“VHO I3 UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY. WILL
SEE BY EXAMINING THIS MAP, THAT THE
eflvl'. ' ’o\'_ ' .‘
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CuicAco, Rocx ISLAND& PACIFIC R’Y,
Being the Crs t Central Lino, affords to travplers, by reason of Its unrivaled geo-
graphical posi ion, the shortest and best route between the East, Northeast and
Southeast, and the West. Northwest and Southwest.
It is literally and strictly true, that Its connections are allot the principal lines
of road between the Atlantic and the Pacific. -
By its main line and branches it reaches Chicago, Joiict, Peoria. Ottawa,
La Sails, ‘Oenoseo, Molina and Rock Island, in Illinois; Davenport, Muscatine,
Washington. Keokuk, Knoxville. Oskaloosa. Fairfleld, Des Moinos, West Liberty,
Iowa City, Atlantic, Avoca, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Center and Council Bluffs,
sin Iowa; Callatln, Trenton, Cameron and Kansas City, In Missouri, and Leaven-
worth. and Atehison In Kansas, and the hundreds of cities, villages and towns
Intermediate. The
“GREAT ROCK ISLAND. ROUTE”
As it: is familiarly called, offers to travelers all the advantages 'and comforts
Incident to a smooth track. safe bridges, Union Depots at all connecting points,
Fast Express Trains. composed of COMMODIOUS, WELL VENTILATED, WELL .
HEATED, FINELY UPHOLS‘I‘ERED and ELEGANT DAY_COACHES; a lino of the
MOST MAGNIFICENT HORTON RECLININO CHAIR CARS ever built; PULLMAN‘S'
latest dosignedand handeomest: PALACE SLEEPING CARS, and DINING CARS
that are acknowledged by press and people to be, the FINEST RUN UPON ANY
ROAD IN THE COUNTRY, and In which supe‘rior meals are served to travelers at
the low rate'oi SEVENTV—FIVE CENTS EACH. .
THREE TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and the MISSOURI RIVER.
Two TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL,
via the famous ~
ALBERT LEA ROUTE.
January 1-, 1882, a new line will be opened, via Seneca and Kankakee, between
Neivport News, Richmond, Cincinnati, Indianapolis and La Fayette, and Council
Blufls, St. Paul, Minneapolis and intermediate points. .
All Through Passengers carried on Fast Express Trains.
For more detailed information, see Maps and Folders, which may be obtained, as
well an Tickets, at all principal Ticket Offices in the United States and Canada, or of
n. n. CABLE, . . E. 31'. JOHN,
, Vlce-Pres't it Can't Manager, "Can’t T'k't a. Paaa'r Ag't.
CHICAGO. f
SUPERS‘I‘ITIONS ABOUT FISH.
Iii Veclic times, or at all events, in the
limos which produced a famous legend of
Lllc Satupntho Brahmaua, a fish was regarded
It was a fish that put Mann on the P11m 0’
making a. boat and so preserving his life in
the deluge. The Celts of Wales had their
big “salmon of wisdom, " on whose should-
L-i's the two knights rode in the oldest and
strongest legend of the Mabinogion. 0119 0f
the Grimm’s maerchen preserves a Teutonic
belief in a fish which created the world, and
which is oh a level with the Indian crcafivo
' boar, the Babylonian creative fish, the Aus-
tralian creative coekatoo, the Gold Coast
Ul‘cnllvc spider, the Northwest red Indian
coyote, the creative Thlinkcet raven, and
probablyis not unconnected with the R0-
mnic magical formula, “By the first word of
(ind and the second word of the Fish." In
din.- inosi savage accounts of the creation and
iii-si—peopling of the world we find animals
i-ii‘llR, llsliris, and beasts—playing the parts
Fishes are: worshipped by the Man-
‘uillils, its they were by the Egyptians, and
m-ii make a sample of eating the fish (or
w i-Ian. All. this is very well known, and it
s .qunlly well known that fishing people
uu-i-ywhcrc have many superstitions about
Some of these may survive from tho
i. Ii'l' times when fish, with all sbrts ofrother
wounds, were almost all the gods that rude
:., i l: mu respected. Other superstitions among
idling populations probably spring from‘
'1 v (:iillillioil root of all such belief. Men
on always superstitious when their interests
:ic involved in circumstances which they
'1 filliifii, control and which they do not clearly
:lliill‘l‘SIillllI. The gambler (unless he is it
"(ii-Lek") cannot control the run of lack,
an: does: he understand the laws which now
midlice a run of twenty on the red, now a
|.(‘i‘.(‘.‘?!‘Il)II of nlternate blacks and reds.
l‘hus the confirmed gambler is a devout be-
in-ver in festivities of every kind, from an
”full of. the rope that hanged a suicide to a
cane laid across his knees at play, or to turn-
ing; Ill“) chair to turn the luck. The fisher is
equally dependent on the presence of the
should of fish which he cannot bring into his
waters, and whose arrival in his waters is
gdvcrned by laws beyond his knowledge or '
control. Thus the‘fisherman, like the gam-
bler, tries to control the unknown and the'
uucontroihin'ic by inventing magical pro-
cesses, and by abstaining from ill-omened
words. The savage hunter does precisely
the same thing, for the same purpose. In
Scotland, one never hears a. keeper or gilly
speak of a salmon ; it is always a ”fuscli."
Tile name of the fish is not pronounced; per-
haps the custom arose fromachildish‘be-
lief that. the fish would hear its ‘own name
and make tracks. In Shetland, Mr. Blind
says, no fisher utters the name of the turbot,
liie halibut, or “Holybut.” The North seas
also contain a “holy-flounder,” and it seems
olear enough that the old savage supersti-
iions about certain fish linger in a popula-
lion naturally superstitious.
MOO—oo—
"l‘IS T‘VENTY-FOUR YEARS SINCE.
.7rii.
The following extract is from a letter of
Mark Twain’s, written in 1859 to a Southern
friend, which letter, according to the Arkan-
siiw . Traveller, has never before been pub-
lished: “I have been wondering lately what
in the name of Mexican cultivation and flat-
boai: morality is to become of people anyhow.
Yeats, now, I have been waiting for the sum-
mers to become cooler, but up to the present
moment of agony I see no change. I wish
there was some arrangement by which we
could have the kind of weather we want; but
then I suppose I would call for an arrange-
ment by which we could make a. living with-
out work. What a. fool old Adam was. Had
gaining the love of the best looking girl in
the neighborhood, but yet unsatisfied with
his conquest he had to eat a. miserable little
apple, that is if it had required any exertion.
there comes in the difference between us. I
court exertion. I love to work. Why, sir,
when I have a piece of work to perform, I
go away to myself, sit down in the shade
and muse over the coming enjoyment. Some-
times I am so industrious that I muse too
long."
“No, I am not in love at present. I saw
a young lady in Vicksburg the other day
whom I thought I’d like to love, but John,
the weather is too devilish hot to talk about
love; but oh, that I had a cool, shady place,
where I could sit among gurgling fountains
of perfumed ice-water an’ be loved into a
premature death of rapture. I would give
the world for this—I’d love to die such a
glorious and luxuriant death. "
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I’IZARRO’S UNDER JA‘V.
In asemi-thriving village in Maine, on a
shelf'of a closet opening out of the parlor of
Capt. Henry Mann, is an article that no
other person in the world possesses, for the
captain obtained it directly from the original
owner, who used it over 200 years gigo. This
article or .trophyis the under jaw-bone of
Francisco Pizarro, the famous conqueror of
Peru. The way it came into Mann’s pos—
session is easily told. Some time during the
early part of the last decade he was the mate
of a guano-laden ship, lying in the port
of Calico, awaiting sailing orders, and hav-
ing a little surplus time and money, he took
a. railroad journey to Lima, the Peruvian
capital. Among other places of interest he
visited the big cathedral, in a vault under-
neath which the remains of the Incas cle-
stroyer are deposited. A priest who acted as
guide, a few Peruvian sight-seem, and he
descended into the tomb together, and while
the talkative priest and his countrymen were
inspecting the monuments of lately deceased
worthies, the Puritanic Yankee mate, in-
spired with South American rum, and a
natural desire to carry something away with
him that would serve as a reminder of the
occasion, held a muscular interview with the
bones of the defunct warrior, which re-
sulted in Pizarro reluctantly consenting to
surrender his under jaw to the enterprising
New Englander. Concealing it in his coat
pocket for the time being, the mate carried
it carefully on shipboard and brought it to
his Maine home, where it is now kept as a
sacred relic. So the mad freak of a tipsy
Down Easter had placed more wealth and
doinmion between the fieshless jaws of tho
dead Pizarro than the bloody Spaniard dared
to hope for in the wildest of his many wild
dreams.
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AWKWARD FOR THE DOCTOR.
Scene: Office of a pompous doctor who
knows it all. Enter a tired man. who drops
into a seat and says licwouts treatment.
The doctor puts on his eye-glasses, looks at
tho patient-'3 tongue, feels of his pulse.
sounds his chest and says :—
livc without air—no use trying it. I could
make myself a corpse, like you are doing by
degrees, if I sat down in my office and didn‘t
stir. You must have fresh air; you must
take long walks and brace up by staying out
of doors. Now, I could make a chemist’s
shop of you, and you would think I was a
smart man; but my ndviéo to you is to walk,
wa ."
“But, doctor—" _
“That’s right, argue the question. That's
my' reward. Of course you know all about
my business. Now, will you take my advice?
Take long walks every day—several times a
day—and get your blood in circulation. ”
“I do walk, doctor. 1—”
“Of course you do walk—I know that—
but walk more. Walk ten times as much as
you do. That will cure you. ”
“ But my business—"
“Of course your business prevents it.
Change your business So you will have to
walk more. What is your ODSIIIBSS ?"
“I am a letter-carrier.”
The doctor (paralyzed) said—
“My friend, permit me once more to ex-
amine your tongue.”
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‘gned to gods in more polished cosmogo‘ ‘
x: bur creature) which is sacred in their tribe, ,
everything his own way; had succeeded in.
“Same old stogy, my friend. Men can’t .
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REPAIRING
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F L O R I S T,
EAST SIDE OF MAIN ST., SOUTH
OF RAILROAD.
City of‘South Norwalk, Conn.
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fitlmols.
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omiiy‘l Day Solool
For Boys.
The Fall ’l‘erm commences on
Monday, Sept. 10th, 1883.
Alimited number of Young Ladies willbe
received both in the Primary and Advanced
Course. Thoroughness guaranteed i1 pupils
are punctual and regular in attendance.
Mrs. Hubbard wnicontinue her siicccsful
instruction in Drawing and Painting. No
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every respect. .
, For terms and other particulars apply to
I the Principal, . DILJ. C. FITCH.
NoroolkloiioSoliool
For Bays.
,Fourtli Year began Tuesday,
Sept. 5th, 1882
Terms $40 per Ydar.
Latln, Greek, German, and High—
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