NORWALK GAZETTE, TUESDAY, JULY
17, 1883.
“It’s a Good Thing
And I know it,” were the words of Mr.
Levi Porter, the celebrated fashion-
able cutter to the firm oI'Natliian
& Taylor, under the Narra-
gluett House, Provi-
dence, R. I. Show-
whnt on hone“
thing win do.
“Its a. good uring- I kuowits a good thing.”
Such were the word addressed to your repor-
ter when he called at the fashionable estab-
lishment of Nathan & Taylormudcr the Nar-
rlmse" House. Providence.. R. I.- The
eaker was Mr. Leroy Porter. head manager
3 the tailorin department ofthis large cloth-
inghouse. as fie was cuttin his way throu. h
a mammoth lie of broca es, Scotch plai s
and broadclot _ . -
uI felt sometimes as if there was a cannon
ba‘ll restingon my stomach. I would have to
get up at in ht, for Iwas so short of breath.
You see in t e ppring—our busy season—we
are at work sixteen hours per day. Have
short times for meals and at irregular hours.
My stomach became very much disordered.
and Iwas all out of health. ‘1 tried every kind
of medicines. The doctors said it was a touch
of dyspepsia. I could get nothing to do are
permanent good until a friend recommended
Dr. Kennedy’s FAV TE REMEDY. 1
know its a good medic o. It has completely
cured me of stomachdisorders and indi estion
It seems to be a thorough cleanser oft c sys-
tem from biliousness orcanythis or anyrhmg
of that kind. I knowthis for I've tried it. I’m
in the best of health now, but should lever
have a d speptic turn again Dr. Kennedy’s
FAVORITE REMEDY would he mEsourco
of relief. Dr.Kenned ’sFAVORITEIt MEDY
acts upon the digest ve organs in a charming
manner, regulating their action. strengthen-
ing and purifying the whole system."
Ask your druggist for it. “.28
. has gained an envi
able reputation
wherever known.
displacingailether
preparations. An
article of undoubt-
ed merit.
HAY FEVER
Is not a:li aid or
smz .
- Applybyt “I: little
n er in 0 cans-
:FEVE tri a. When absorb
ed, iteffeetnall cleansest enasal passages of
yirus, causing calthy secretions. It _al_lays
inllammation.protects the membranal 1mm '1"
of the head from additional colds. complete y
heals the sores and restores the sense of taste
and smell. Beneficial results are realized by
a few applications. A thorough treatment
Will cure. Send for circular. By mailpro-
paid, 50c—stam a received. Sold by all drug-
gists. ELY B OTHERS. Owcgo. N. Y. lvi
. k“: ‘-
ewis’ Re no]: 1'. Bi tors.‘
Ppul‘ely Ve ctab e Preparatfin. CogtaIns us
gineral or po sonous substances. A sure cure fdl
ever and Ages and Malaria. A sovereign rented)
pr Liver and Kids? troubles.
I FEMAL DIFFICULTIES .
in Ypurig or Old, Married or Single. yield readll)
b this invaluable “family medicine."
i FOR SALE BY ALL DBUGGISTS.
EEWIS & 00., Proprietors, New Haven. 01. USA
Take Notice 3
FINE GBOCEBIES cnnap.
Flour, Feed, Grain, &c.
Goods First-Class and always Fresh. Flour
from 85c.to $1.25 per ”0?;
0 Sugar. 11 lbs for 81; go extra C Sugar.
1! lbs. for 81; A N 9.1 Granulated Sugar. 9X
lbsdll; Carolina Bice 7c. gar lb; Babbitt’s
Soap, 'l_c. or 4 cakes for2 c.; afull line of
Soaps includiug_a large Sc cake. or 6 for a
uarter. Splendid Oolong Tea from 40 to
Co. per 1b.; Eng. Breakfast Tea at 80c.
R" 1b.; fine Gunpowder Tea at 450. per lb;
rat-class Japan Tea at 40. 60 do 80c. er
lb; a very fine Uncolored Jap.at"80c. per b.;
a splendid Mixed Tea at 25c. or 5 lbs. for $1.
.4 New Discovery. Magnum Bonnm
Cofl'ee atSOc. per lb. Just introduced into
this countr ; of the very finest flavor. far
ahead of a1 1 others. The only store in town
that keeps it. The very best Java Coffee. at
25c.per lb. Crockery. YankeeNotions,lDry
Goods,Ladles’& Gents’Underwear. Rib and
Sausa o, 130. per lb; Shoulder’ steak 12c
Reun steak 18c.‘ Sirloin steak l6c.;
Porterhouso stcak iSc. per lb. No Texas
bcel‘, remember. Goods promptly delivered
to anfipartof the town. Terms strictly cash.
JOH- GBEEN WOOD, 54 Belden ave., hea
of Franklin Ave.
Ho oh,Boiloy&Co
Successors to noun KNAPP,
Lumber "Yard
0
AND
PLANING MILL,
MANUFACTURERS 0F
Doers,
Sashes,
Blinds,
' Mouldings,
Window Frames,
Packing Boxes, &c.
Mill &. Office foot of Marshall St
Bo. Norvveslk. Conn.
01L sroors,
- 01L sroros,
Yes, there is the MONITOR, the
very best in the Market.
Not one was ever known to ex.
plode, and every body rec-
ommends’thcm and was
sold last season to
Miss A.Thorp.NorwalkI. E. Iont 50‘. No
Henry Randall, ‘ G. E. Smith ‘
George Beatty, “ W. H. Steven. George-
A. Bitch. “ town,
F. E. Lockwood, “ G. E.Ilall.Georgctown
John Camp. - “ U. \V. Bell. 5 M. River.
Miss II. M. Stevens, Rev. Mr. Dutcher.Nor-
John S. Seymour “ Wilton. .
J. W. Blanchard "u A. Y. Beuhton. Lema-
. . tlctt So. oroug .
Ktiivlatlgiz-tr ' " Mrs..l otho'nes.Wilton
George Weeks. " C. W . Hodges. New
Theron Hoyt. " Canaan.
Miss Quintards. “
and many in e we can give as
references. Call and see
them before you buy,
AT THE
Uroolerr '&_ Hooroforoirlioo
_ GOODS STORE.
L. J. CURTIS,
Main Street,
Nor-walk.
White Extra -
Soft Shell Crabs.
The March of lmprollemont Destroying their
Lurking Places.
If you come up by the Long Branch
boats at this season 'of the year you will
see their forward parts stacked up with
Curious looking crates. You might g take
them to contain late strawberries; but
look within ahd you will see atightly
wedged mass of struggling, bubbling, his-
sing things, of a green black hue, soft,
flabby, and forbidding. Take one of
these slimy creatures and wash it in salt
water,'roll it in batter and-throw it into
boiling fat. and in five minutes‘you have
one of the crispiesl, most delicious mor-
sels that ever graced the table of a gas-
hammer. -
It lathe famous soft shell crab. And,
alas 1 like everything else that is too good
to last, it is passing away. The Shrcws-
bury river and bay have’ long been the
crawling ground of those voracious litllc
monsters. The rushes on each side have
protected them for countless years during
the period of their weakness. and that is
twenty-four hours in each year that they
employ in casting off their old shell and
making a new one. But the march of im-
provement is clearing the Shrcwsbury
of rushes. Handsome villas are going up
in every direction. The sewerage from
Seabright. Red Bank,Monmoulh Beach.
and the Highlands befouls the writer of
the swift running river and placid bay,
and the soft shell threatens sooner or later
to become extinguished. But not yet at
any rate. At 5 o’clock in the morning
you might‘see numberlcss punts moving
cautiously along the shores of the rival:
They are looking for crabs, One after an-
other they arc whipped up with scoop nets.
By 8 the hunter has his bag; by 10 they
are for sale in Washington and Fulton
markets. The Shrcwsbury supplies three-
quarters of the soft shells consumed—say
25,000 a day. The fishermen get from
$1.50 to $175 a dozen for them, and
when. they run well it is a good paying
but short-lived business. _
Down at Pleasure Bay they have tried
to cultivate crabs in large reservoirs.
through which the water flows freely, but
-hc wants to be free. and works away
until he is or dies in the attempt. The
fishermen along that coast say than they
cannot tame the crab till he becomes a soft
sncll. and the catch every year decreases,
and they begin to look forward to the
' time when they must find some other oc-
cupation.
I was speaking with one of them the
other day. He has been a fisherman these
many years at the Highlands. Said be
“What do they expect is going to become
of us—thess city people? They come
and take our land to build on: they drive
the crabs away. Then we go to fishing,
and find the moss bunccrs scooped up by
m.llions, and the bluefish gone somewhere
else to find food. These menhaden boats
will destroy our occupation altOgclher.”
There is one big dealer in soft shell
crabs in Washington Market, "Yes," he
said. “they are coming in pretty lively,
but nothing to what they did years ago.
They ain’t got the flavor, neither. The
Shrewsbury river is a cesspool these days.
The crabs ain't got the living they used to.
Their flesh ain't so while and firm, and
they don’t get so fat. We get a few crabs
from South Bay. They’re 'the best, I kin
sell all I git of any kind, but it won’t be
long afore they’re out of the reach of
most people.”
Soft shell crabs form one of the delica-
cies that people seldom eat at home. It
Is not one of .the pleasantest processes to
go through in one’s own house. . This,
perhaps. keeps the consumption . down,
for it is seldom they are seen outside of a
restaurant. There are various degrees
of excellence in cooking them, and the
best way in the world can probably be
found at Pleasure Bay, where Long Island
fashionables and unfashionables go to eat
them under spreading tents and close by
the cool waters that run 01! toward the
00881).
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Historical.
The Marriage of John Hancock of the Continental
Congress.
It has been long a legend connected
with the old mansion in Fairfield, Conn.’
now occupied by O. W.'Jones, Esq., that
in the year 1775 John Hancock, flying
from the British invasion at Boston, stop-
ped there and was married under the bes-
pitable roof. The following in reference
to that historic event was published in
the New York Obscrncr of May 10th,
1883:—
A Centennial Marriage—On September
16, 1775, the Virginia, Gazette, published
at Williamsburg, contained the following
curious announcement of an imponant
social event: “Fairfield, August 29.—
Last evening was married at the seat of
Thaddeus Burr, Esq, by the Rev. M.
Elliott, the Hon. John Hancock, Esq.,
President of the Continental Congress, to
Miss Dorothy Quincy, daughter of Ed-
mund Quincy, Esq., of Boston. Florus
informs us that 'in the Second Punic
War, when Hannibal besieged Rome and
was very near making himself master of
it, a field upon which part of his army lay
was offered for sale, and was immediately
shoe that the Roman valor and courage
would soon raise the siege.‘ Equal to the
conduct of that illustrious citizen was the
marriage of the Hon. John Hancock,
Esq, who, with his amiable lady, has paid
as great a compliment to American valor,
and discovered equal patriotism by marry-
ing now while all the colonies are asjmuch
convulsed as Rome when Han uibal was
at her gates.”
Feeding Cows in Summer.
The customary loss from poor and dc.
flcicnt feed in midsummer, when grazing
is the sole dependence for the summer
feed for the herd, is about two-fifths of
what would have been the yield if full
feeding of green food had been supplied
through the entire season. When a herd
has been permitted to shrink from drought -
it not only gives less milk through all the
remaining part of the season, but it dries
up entirely very much sooner than when
the flow is kept up to its maximum meas-
ure all the time. Herds which are full
fed, go dry on an average only about one
month in the year, while those which
suffer from a drouth six to ten weeks in
the hot part of the season. with no extra
feed. go dry on an average about three
months. Animals pinched in the summer
get poor and wanting in vigor. so that
they do not stand thewinter well, and yet
it costs more to winter such a herd than it
does a fleshyone. To subject cows to a
lack of- feed when they should be doing
their best.brings disaster in every quarter,
and inflicts losses upon the owner which
keep him struggling with poverty from
year to year, and by distressing and dis-
cou 5. make him dissatisfied with his
business, and life an uphill'journey.—Na-
tr'onal Lies Stock Journal.» ’ .-'
I was severely afllicted for eleven years with
Ha Fever, after trying almost eve thing
wi dut avail, I gave upoall he as 0 being
cared, when I urchased a .bot lo of El ’s
Cream Balm. ' o In surprise, after h ew
applications Iwas on, _ely relieved. ILWat.
son Harris.l‘ ttsrcarrrer, Newark, N. J.
I recommend to those suffering (as I have
with Hay Fever,) Ely’s Cronin Balm.-
liave tried nearly all the remedies, and give
this a decided preference over them all. It
has given me immediate relief. C. '1‘. Steph-
ens. hardwaro merchant, Ithaca, N. Y. Price
50 cents. - 2t28
An attractive outhfula poarance secured
by using Parker s Hair Ba earn to all \\'IIO4I:;§
getting gray.
”———” .
Miss Sarah E. Tattle of Woodbury has
made 242 pounds of butter from the milk
of one cow since the 24th of last J une,
and sold the same for the sum of $70.52.
David S. Marchain of Meriden died
Thursday. His death was the result of
an accident. He was a member of the
Meriden Poultry Club and other organiza-
tions.
they droop. A crab is like an Irishman ,, '
purchased by a Remap, in a strong assur- -
SALEM
Wonderful cures of Salt Rheum when
Physicians, Hospitals sandal“ other
means failed.
SALT BHEUM. '
I have been a great sufferer with Salt Rheum
for thirty ears. commencing In my head and face
and exten ing over the greater part of my body.
I have taken gallons of incdicmcs for the blood,
of different kinds and tried good physicians, all
of which did me no good. an I came to the con-
clusion that I could not be cured. But a friend
called my attention to Curiccna REMEDIES.
Got them and used them until my skin is, per-
fectly smooth and I consider rr‘iyself entirely cured
Yours truly. B. ILSON LORD.
SALT BHEIJIVI.
Currcnrta RumEnrus are the greatest medicines
on earth. Had the worst case Salt micnm in this
country. My mother had it twenty years, and in
fact. died from it. I believe Curicuna would
have saved horlifc. My arms, breast and head
were covered for three ycarsnvhicli nothing rc-
licvcd or cured until luscd the Commons Reson-
vau'r (blood purifier] internally and the Curl-
eulta and Curicuna Soar externally.
NEWARK, Ouio. J. W. ADAMS.
SALT B EUM. ,
I had tried everything I had heard of in the
East and West for Salt lthcum. My case was
considered a very bad one. My face. head. and
some parts of my body were almost raw. fiend
covered with scabs and sores. SulIcrm fearful
One very skillful physician said he won d rather
not treat it. and some of them think now Iani
only cured tem erarily. I think not, for I have
until particle 0 Salt ltlicuin about me, and my
case is considered wonderful.
loulta REMEDIES' MRS. S. E. WIIIPPLE.
DECATUR. Micii.
SALT' lllllflllll. .
N 0 system of remedies ever compounded so
thoroughly eradicate the diseases for which they
are intended as the Curicuua Rnisimius. Many
remarkable cures have come to my knowled e.
and I feel safe in warranting satisfaction if ( i-
rcctions are followed. fifcili‘cincs that infalli-
bly cure Salt Rheum. as Curlcmta flim-
EUIIBS do, will cure am/ kind of skin diseases
GIIAS. i‘r. MO iISE, Druggfst.
Proprietor Morton’s DYBI’EI’SIA U blur.
l-lor.i.is'r0N, Mass.
Price of CUTICURA, small boxes, 50 cts. large
boxes $1.00. CUTICUIIA RESOLVENT. $1.00 per
bottle. OurIcUila Soar m cts. CUTICUIIA
Sllavnm SOAP, 15 cts. Sold everywhere.
Potter Drngdr. Chemical ()0. Boston.
DIANAISBATII, for tougli.C iappc or
Greasy Skin, Black llciids,
Pimplcs, Skin Blciiiishcs, and Infantile lluinors,
is CUTl CUBA SOAP. an exquisite SKIN BEAU-
TIFIER and Toilet. Both and nursery Snuativc.
r...”—
Uuripe fruit. lmpure water. Unhealthy Climate
Unwholesome Food. Malaria. Epidemic and Con-
t wious Diseases. Cholera Mei-bus. Cramps,Paius
In igestion. Colds. Chills.‘ Simplc 1" overs, Ex-
haustion. Nervousuess. or Less of . Sleep. that
beset the traveler or household at this season are
nothing to those rotectcd bv a timely use of
SANFORD’S GI. GER. the delicious and only
combination of Imported Ginger. chorcc Aroma-
tics and Pure French Brandy. Beware of worth.
less “gingers” said to be as good. Ask for SAN -
FOBD’S‘GINGER. Sold everywhere.
'1 oLL'N ' For the relief and prevention.
6 &the instant it Iii up If.
\VOL‘TMC - ed of Rheumatism. Neura gia.
._ \“Wsciatica. Coughs. Colds, Weak
lo
\. r"
. ‘. ./%Back. _Stomach. Numbness,
:~ - /—.-H stcria.Femulc Pains Palpi-
> ‘ (a? <tal'ion. D spcsia, Liver, Com-
plaint. Bi ious Fever. Malaria.
and Epidemics, use Collins’
7/” ‘
" ‘ ~ I 11 Electric
. 452mb sizes- or... .
«BLASTEBSIPorous Plaster] and
laugh at pain. 250 everywhere. ‘ 4&3
PETER L. GUIGUE,‘
FLURIS‘I' lllll'll *YMAN
UNION AVENUE,
North of N orwalk Cemetery.
NOEWALE, a GONE.
Dealer in Green House and Hot House and
Bedding and Vegelablc Plants. Fruit and Dr
_l._
ers a1 wayson hand and allsorts of designs in
Flowers arranged to order.
Grading and lie-lilting Cemetery Plots
promptly attended to.
1y21
Carriage Making
Repcuring.
AT
232. TILLY’S
Main 51., South Norwalk,-Ct.
Hdulcnbeek & ‘00.,
Manufacturers of Plain and Fancy
House Furnishing Goods.
' Also ‘Haulenbeek’s Patent
BLACKING CABIN ET.
NOIEWALK, - CONN.
Specialties:
Blackin g Cabinets, Commodcs. Cottage Steps,
Moat Safes, Wall and Mantle Cabinets,
Foot Stools. Mosquito Net Frames.
Shaving Cabinets. Cornices, Work
'l‘ablcs,Boot J acks,Brcad Plates
Butter Spades. Butter
IIaudsJ’uddin Sticks;
Water-closet oxes.
Cottage Match
Safes. Photo
, a c ,
Safes, Laundry Forks.Towcl Rollers. Towel
' Arms. Knife Trays. 3m18'
Gutters! Cutters 1!
LEVER, RAW HIDE, 7
BALDWIN’S. AND DICK’S.
RIGHT HAND.
IRON AND WOOD
oorr sour. s,
W.H.Smith & 00’s,
15 and 17 Water Street,
NORWAIJK. C'I'.
*
Does the reader ask how 9 We
will not attempt to' cxplaiume-
thods of manipulation. requiring
the delicacy and dexterity of ex-
perts. often combined With such
scientific surgical treatment as
can only be given by experienced
specialists. The public chiefly
care to know that a patient may
be seated in our dental chairs
withoutfcar and trembling. as all
our processes are
GIMPAIIAIIVELY Milli“.
When only four firm roots .re-
main inproper position. the pa-
tient can have an entire set of
teeth {attached to them
Without a Plate.
This Denture will be so firm and
strong that its fortunate owner
can. immediately after its lnser-
tion, masticate a bcclsteak, orauy -
natural teeth. By the use of our
ccption of
gratifying is the appreciative appr0val 0
psi men have had crown
value to grateful patients.
since them .
Thanks to 0111- .
namenlal Trees. Shrubbcry. Vines. Cut Flow-,
fig 33
DANBUBY (I: N ORWALK B- R-
SUMMEB ARRANGEMENT.
Commencing May 7. 1883.!
DAILY TRAINS '
Leave Norwalk Bridge [or Danbury.
9 22 a. m.Mail.
l 55 p.m..Accommodutlon.
5.00 p m.. N. Y. Express:
6 20 p. in..Mail. '
9 52 a. m;. Sunday Accommodation.
Arrive atNorwalk Bridge/Tom Danbury.
7 34 a. m.. Mail.
- s 58 a. m.. N. Y. Express
12 45 p. m.. Accommodation.
4 5:3. p.m . Mall.
9 00 p. m.li‘rei lit.
0 00p. m.. Sun ay Accommodation.
L. w. sannmom'n. Supt
N. Y., N. ll. & ll. RAILROAD.
Trains leave South Norwalk for New York:
4 56 a. m.. Express, 12 54 p. m. Ac’m’tlon
518 " Boston ex. 256 “ Express
5 28 ‘ Adams ex. 4 34 “ “
5 50 “ S. N.spccial 5 ll " Accom’tjon
617 " Accom’tion 555 “ Boston lim
7 05 " In. special 6 56 “ Accom‘tion
'1 25 “ S. N. Lo. ex 7 45 “ S N special
'1 42 " Local ex. 8 54 " Local ex.
825 “ “ " 950 “ Milk train
908 “ Local ex. 1236 “ Wash. ex.
9 35 “ Accom’tion Simiiav Ac. 6 06 p. m.
1039 afimimcal ex. " ilk, 9 50 "
12 16 ‘ ccom
Leave South Norwalk for New Haven:
1 21 a in Wash. Ex. 614 p. m. Localex.
0 as a. m. Accom'tion 0 41 , “ S N special
7 25 “ Milk train 6 58 " Sp’l’ld Lo. ex.
8 56 “ Accom’tion 7 29 “ S N special
921 “ Boston ex. 7 44 “ B‘t special
10 48 " Accom’tion ll 24 “ S N special
1215 p. in. Boston ex. 014 '- Accom’tion
l 40 “ Aceom’tion 10 5o “ Adams ex.
212 “ Local ex. 1121 “ Boston ex.
4 33 “ Accom’tion ll4 “ ~ " "
4 5f “ Local ex Sundays 8 00 a. m,mlk
513 “ Local ex. “ 9 41 " Ac.
a ,
lIlLADELl’lIIA .k. READING R. R.
BOUND BROOK ROUTE
FORTBENTON AND PHILADELPHIA,
Commencing May 27th, 1883. .
Leave New York from loot of Liberty St.,
for Philalleipliva.
Ninth Al Green Streets, at 7:45.9zll0. 11:15
a.m. 1:30. 4. 4:30. 5:30, 7.00 19. 00 p.m On Sun-
day at 8:45a.m.5::10. 12]). m. . .
I or Third a Berksstrectsmt 7:45.ll:15.a.m.
130,430,530. 7. p .m. On Sunday atsufi a.m.
ForTrenton, Warren and '1‘uckersts..'l:45.
9:30.11:15 a.m.. 1:30. 4:00. 4.30. 5:30.7z00,12,
p.m. Sunday 8:45. a.m.. 5:30.]! p. in.
Y Itekturh trains leave Philadelphia for New
or :
From stations I’hiln. t itch-ling ltailroad.
Ninth it. Green tits" at 7:30.830. 9:30, Il.a.ni..
1:153:is.o:m. 6:45.‘I‘.l p. in. On Sunday at
21:30 a. m.. 5:30. 12 p. in. '
From Third it. Berks streets,5:10.8220.9:00
a.m..]:im 3:30, 5:20. 6:30. p.m. On Sun-
day at 8:15.a.m. 4:30, p.m.
ll I'Oln Tremonfiv arren and Tucker streets,
135.830.833.91“ “1:06. "‘34 a. m. 2:00. 4:22.
firm. 7 2B. p.m. 0n Smut 9:18 a, m. 6:15 p. m.
ALL ItAII. LINE Fort IONG "RANCH.
OCEAN GROVE, ASBUBYI’ARII. POINT
PLEASANT Leave l'oot of Liberty street. N.
IL. 7:45. 9:00. 11:00 a. m.,‘.’:45.:-l:30. 4200.4:30.
6.00. p. in. Sunday, 8:45, a. m.. l‘.l:00.m..4:00
p, in. -
on NDY HOOK ROUTE for lligblunds.
Sea Bright. Monmouth Beach. Long Branch
die. Leave Pier 8. N. lti. foot of llectnr St..
New York. at 4:30. 8:00, 10:15. a. m.. 12:15. 3::5
4:30, 5:30. p. in .Suuduy.9:00. 11:00. u. or.
For Ocean Grove. ,Asbury Park. Sea Glrt.
do” at 8:00. 10:15. a. m.. 12:15,3:15.4:30.5:30
p. m.
ll.-i'. BALDWIN. Gen. Fast. Pass. mm.
C. G. HANCOCK. J E. WOOT-I‘EN.
Gen. Pass. a Tkt Azt. Gen. Manager.
TIIE KNICKERIIOUK ER,
" Steamboat Co’s ,
PROPELLER LINE
NEW YORK .{kpNORWALK
Ell“ lfilver, foot of Beekman Street.
Will eontinuetomake Daily trim between
Norwalk Bridge and New York. Itovplnk
at South Norwalk both ways to receive and
deliverireight. , . .
l'reight received from and delivered atthe
frel ht depot of the Danbury & Norwalk
Ital roadfor all_statious, also the Shepsug
Railroad.
fl” Special'arrangemcnts for freight to
and from New York can be made with this
line lOper cent. less than by an errant
mama
Produce acid free of commission and re-
tugns promptly made at the highest market
ra 0!.
fi' All persons are forbid trusting any 0
the employees of the boats of this line on
account of the owners thereof.
Me eker’s
§ LINE!
Schooner J 0111! G. PERRY. Capt. Byxhec,
will hereafter make regular weekly trips
between Norwalk and New York. stopping
at South N crwalk.leaviugMeeker Brothers’
Wharf. Norwalk. every: Friday night.
Freight taken on board at Pier 43 E. 1%..
footof ButgerSt.. NewYork. on MONDAYS
and TUESDAYS .
The Highest Market Rate- Paid
for flay, Straw and Farmer’s Pro-
duce, by A. J. MEEKER a: BRO.
Norwal .April.1880.
C. C. Brotherton, I
HOUSE, SlGNlo ORNAMENTAL
PAINTER.
rnrsoo PAINTING
IN OIL 0R WATER.
um illusion.
Churches: Lodge Rooms and
Public Bulldlngs Frescoed ‘
in the Latest Styles in
Oil or Water.
85 Winter Street.
Norwal k, Conn. 6m18
value and importance.which we wish
our friends the public to know. Al-
though extensive ublicity has been
given them in the ournalsof the day.
there are many persons to whom'
these facts are not familiar. To such
we bring glad tidings. The excruci-
atin pain of havin _.
TEETH EXTRACTED,
orlthe disagreeable and frequently
dangerous resort to anaestheticsmre
now.with very rare exceptions. en-
“ tirel unnecessary. Theanuoyanceof
£5 II ENTAL PLATES
, , mecan be. in the.ma orit of cases suc-
‘ cesslhltliy avoids . T ose who ave
"""" U suffers yearsfrom deca ed and sen-
sitive teeth, with hea th impaired
through imperfect mastication and
consequent indigestion. may have
their teeth rcstored.breath sweetened
THE oiooroororooro colour --
3 There are certain facts. of great
5
AND MOUTHS MADE HEALTHY AND COMFORTABLE.
ropcr food, thoroughly and With case, while 'it may be kept perfectly clean as readily as the
l
Tooth Cro wn Bridge,
spaces from which teeth have been extracted are filled with artiflcal substitutes taking no
more room in the mouth than the natural organshwnhont the semblance of a plate.
our work by the public and the professionhas demonstrated its success. Especially
the medical profession. Physicians recognize at
once the important relation 01' ahealthy mouth to the health of autism. and many mcdl-
Operations themselves. Duringthc past year and a half some
The re-
Fifteen Thousand Roots.
which under the old practice would have been condemned as worthless and ruthlessly drawn
out. have been treated, crowned and changed into beautiful and useful teeth. of priceless
Skeptics are invited to call and we will let their own eyes con-
Dr.’ T. E. SWIFT,
I‘M No. 9 West Avenue, Norwalk.
‘ The woman did not reply.
Arkansas DOmestic' FelicitY-
A minister while riding along a lonely
road in Arkansas ‘that glided under tall
bushes and wound around rugged hills.
approached a man who stood at the gate
of a rude house. The minister addressed
a question to the man, but, without reply-
ing, the bitter turned toward the house,
bowed toa woman who appeared in the
doorway, and said:
“Good morning, madam; how's your
health au’ the health of your family?”
“Fine day,
madam," continued the man, “only the
sun's strikin’ dowu mighty pert." Slill
the woman did not reply.
“My friend,” said the minister, “I am
to preach at Harvey’s Point and I would
like to know how to get there 1’"
“Don’t you know P” asked the man.
“No, sir ;" I do not,"
“Then how do you expect me to know
more about your business than you do?
Say, there. madam.” turning to the W0~
man, “I'd like to come in and make my-
self at home. How’s the prospects.”
The woman made no reply. but, kicking
a cat out of the way and “shoeing” a
chicken that came up on the steps, she
leaned against the_ door facing and re-
garded the‘ man with a lack of interest
that characterizes the sweep of the eye
over a barren waste.
“The church is situated rfear here, is it
not i" asked the minister.
"Yes, but it is nearer to some places
than it is to here. Say, madam, 1 am
very glad to see you. an’ I hope our rela-
tions may be pleasant.”
The woman made no reply.
.“Wbich way must I go, as [he made
have been changed I”
“Go down the creek.- Compliment-a of
the day, madam.” ‘ '
“Will following the road down the
creek t do me there 1’”
“I’ve (In!) lold you.‘ If you know
better go up the creek," and he smiled and
bowed to 11m woman. .
“You scum to lake great pleasure in bu-
ing politi to the lady at the door. Who
is she 'r" -
“The boss." -
“The boss of what i”: ‘
“The situation. Slit-’3 my wife."
“Why do you stand out here bowing to
her '1'"
“Mister, whar was you raised, anyhow
You don't know this country like 1 do.
This mornin' 1 went eaten this gate with
a skillet follcriii' me, an' I’ve got to do my
courtin’ uvcr agiu’ or it aia’. safe to hung
around this house. I’ve got to win ilial.
woman aforc the sun goes down or. I’ll
sleep in the weeds. I ain’t got no time to
talk about churches and things about the
next world, for this World nccds cooliu’
off at present. Arler I win this woman
come arouu’ an‘ I’ll talk to you. How
do you do, madam? Fine lot of chickens
you’ve got. No, sir. my friend, I’ve got
a big job before me an’ I ain’t got through:
She’s got a flat iron back thar an' is apt to
let drive at any minute. Go on away
now. and let me make the fight. I’m
mighty persuadin’ in my natur'. Fine
day, madame.”—Arkansaw Traveler.
Visiting 9. Printing Office.
Two Young Ladies With a Multiplicity of
’ Guides.
“We hope we don't intrude, but we
thought we would come in and ask if it
Would be any trouble to let us see the in-
side of a newspaper ofllce."
The managing editor sprang to his feet,
and the law reporter covered his lunch
with his hat. The exchange editor poured
his ink into his bottle of beer to make it
look innocent, and the rest of the stall!
crowded aroundthe two blushing damsels
eager to oerr assistance.
“Certainly,” replied the managing edi-
tor, smoothing down his hair and ap-
proaching the fair guests. “This is my
room, and there is the peg I hang my hat
on. Only the peg sems to have come up
through the hat‘latcly. I must have that
peg fixed. . There is my—”
“Perhaps” interrupted the religious ed-
itor pointing toward his own desk. “Never
been in a newspaper office before?” he in-
quired tenderly as the girls turned toward
him. “I sit here at this table. and in this
drawer is where I keep my—"
“I think I can show you one of the most
important legal decisions ever rendered,"
observed the law reporter, taking one of
- the girls gently by the arm and making of!
with her in the_direction of his desk. . “You
know the law has always been—”
“I suppose you really want to see the
practical workings ' of an office," smiled
the exchange editor, bowing very low.
-‘If you will stop here to my department I
will show you on what all the vast ma-
chinery of‘tliis institution rests," and the
exchange editor gallantly oflcrcd his arm,
and motioned toward his den.
“Of course you would be most inter-
ested in the weddingspbserved the society
reporter, feeling confident that he had the
bulge on the whole business. “If you will
,be kind enough to come this way I will
show you my account of a swell affair that
came off on the heights last night. The
bi'idc—" ' -
“This is where all the local is put to-
gether in shape.” chirped in the city edi-
tor.- Everything that happens in Brook-
lyn has to pass through my hands, and I
will be glad to show you how it is done,
if you will be good enough to lake chairs
in my little office." '
“Have you come to visit a newspaper e's-
pened to drop 'into the editorial depart.
ment at that moment.
“Yes, sir,” faltered one of the bewil.
dcred girls."
“Then come right down stairs and see
me make up alist of meninges and deaths.
You will be ahead of every body in
‘ town 1"
"Won't that be nice 1" giggled the girls,
fluttering out after him. .“We will know
all about it before the paper comes out."
And the triumphant cashier stalked out
While insures sat down to get up a re-
monstrance'against the cashier‘s interfer-
ence with the: regular business 'of the of-
flce in the future.
AfiOth'er Rascal.
‘ The democratic town clerk of Lilch-
. field, .Ct. who awaits: ' trialled" embezzling
the funds oftbe ,town.‘.cheat!ng creditors,
and abscondingfronrcall his responsibili-
ties. is scarier bud very forcible illustra-
tion orjpt‘hegproprietyof the new democrat-
.ic war-er. “thrill ojrascals out.” Unless
the republicansare‘. turned out how will
such hungry sonogram-us. town clerk.
for idstg'hcefibe ablelto “reform things to
suit the great democratic party of reform ?
The republicans' have half extinguished
the national debt. and handled immense
sums of money with a percent. of loss
never before known in the history of the
world. From. a democratic stand-point
this all needs to be “reformed." Things
done in this strict and honest manner do
not suit the democrats who run such cities
as New York, such states as Kentucky
and Tennessee and such towns as Litch-
field. They want adiffer'cut method with
unlimited power and no resmnsbility.
They want the republicans forced out and
the democrats turned in, and then under
the banner of reform the hungry demo-
more desperiite, long. and strong pull at
the public treasury. Keep the rascals out.
~Sfandard. '
==-__—__'.-——
WHEN LADIES ARE ATTRACTIVE.
' All ladies know their faces are most attrac-
tive when free from pimples. Parker’s Gin~
ger Tonieis popular among them because it
hamshes impurities from b cod and skin and
makes the face glow with health. 4t28
______...__..___.
So complete has been the fusion between
Connecticut and South Carolina within
the past few days that, as a correspondent
of the Springfield Republican graphically
expresses it, “You could not shake a
palmetto tree anywhere throughout the
country without bringing down a mum
of wooden nutmegs.”
- make life miserable.
tabllsbmeut P" asked the cashier, who hap-'
cratic place-hunters will reform for one,
Twelve Hours after.
Mn. HENRY Banana. the Tea and Coffee
Merchant, 50 Houston street. New Haven,
Conn., writes on May 16. 1883: "it is with a
feeling of gratitude. and a deaireto benefit my
fellow-men that I write you these few lines as
testimony to the value of the greatest of all
medicines. Eight years have I beenasufi'ercr
from kidney disorder and inflammation of the
bladder. .Sometimcs when passing watertho
pains were something terrible,a scaldingburn-
lug sensation, with retention cf'urine, with
sharp pains in my side, loins, and back,oxtend
ing clear to the back of my head. tended to
I have been treated by
a number of our best physicians. and hdve
used any number of proprietary medicines all
to no avail. obtaining no relief. flow long
I would have continued in this way I do not
know; in fact I dcspalrcd of getting relief.
until a neighbor. who had been very much
benefitted by the use of Hunt’s Remedy, ad-
vised me to try it; and, although I had no
faith that it would reach my case. yet as he
spoke so highly of its great umrits I decided to
give it'a trial. and its use has been attended
with the very best possible results. Twelve
hours after taking the first dose I experienced
relief”. I continued on in its use until 1 had
used live bottles. when all the pains had van-
ished, my otherwise good health returned and
1 am free from all pains.and am a well man.
I am confident my cure has resulted from the
use of Hunt's Remedy. and that alone,
“What it has done for the 1am positive it
will do for others. You are at liberty to use
umt‘ynnumc or this letter in any manner you see
' Hurt by a Fall.
When only a boy some thirteen years old i
was hurt quite badly by afall, and severely
injured my back and kidneysmpd was doctored
by our best physicians. and tried man reme-
dies, and they all failed, until Hunt’s cruelly
was iecommendod to us by friends that had
used it here in Manchester with the greatest
success. We purchased a bottlelrcm Z. Fos-
ter Campbell’s drug store. and found that l
improyed very rapidly; was relieved of the
rains miracle and al'tcr using several bottles
court that I was completely cured and I can-
not over—estlmate the good Ilunts Remedy
has done me. and can most heartily recom-
mend it to those troubled with kidney com-
plaint: and you can use this letter as you
choose. Respectful l y yours. .
ALONZO P. Marianna.
59 Orange at..Mauchestei-. N. E..May 'f. 1883.
\SHA .
WINE TREE/:9
TAR CORDIAL
THE SUREST CURE
FOB GOISll-PTIOI.
Inf! if
animation of the I.
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cousiis All) coins E3332.
are naught with grave peril. Do not delay.
but cure them at once with DB. Wisnaa'rs
Tan 003nm.
IIIOIIGIIITIS Alli) ASTHMA.
_ The firstcnamed of these maladies results
in the spread of inflammation. begun“?-
acterized by xysms of labored brsathln ,
1 attended wi asuflocatln sensation. Bot
; diseasu are obstinate. bu may be relieved
. and ultimately cured by using Du. WISRABT'B
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, lIlIllIEl , DISEASE. “Wk :5
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Bright’s and other diseases of theseorgans.
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. the Greatest «Blood
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The Invalid’s Friend. .
ueyo then ed and toh
IT IS toting auglbonmfiae well by
y y itsuse. Remember what you
'6 read. here, it may save your
g , life, it has saved. hundreds.
Don is wait until to-morrow. ,_
Try 'a. Bottle‘Wo-Day i,
Are you low-spirited and weak; or
.sufl'oring from the excesses ofyouthl
C. If so, SULPHUR BITTERS will c
. Y0“- .
llsll’s one Ilinuiallurelorl'oollgclsl‘fl‘tl’fl';
I’rlce. twenty-five ecu
sonar 3. SMITH,
F L 0 RI S T ,
EASTSIDE 01‘ MAIN s'r., SOUTH
OF RAILROAD,
City of'South Norwalk, Conn.
Plants tilowers alallseasons
Flowers for Funerals furnished and taste
fully arranged to order at short notice.
P. W. BATES:
AT 1115
MARBLE oorrrrro YARD
-On Water Street.
HAS NEW DESIGNS IN
Head Stones. Monuments and
all kinds of Memorial Work.
CALL AND SEE THEM. 1011'
Geo. S. Gregory.
Livery. Boarding, Sale,
Feed and Exchange
Stafbles.
“mm mm“
No. 14: Knight 81:. .
(In rear of Horse Car Depot.)
NOBWALK. CONN.
Carriages furnished at all hours. Courte-
ous attention and gentlemanly drivers. lyl
J. F. Peckwell,
(Successor to L. F. Marshall.)
Dealer in
HARNESS 85 SADDLERY
No. 7 James’ Block Water Street.
REPAIRING
' Neatly and promptly executed. lyt
moms f
FOREIGN GOUNTRIES,
ALSO
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AT THE
Gazette Office.
DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEWELRY
AND SILVERWARE
JACKASTON’S.
Owrng to the great depression in most kinds of manufacturing '
interests and the consequent dullness of trade, we are preparer] to
ofler extra inducements to buyers We have a full line of the above
named-goodsand are confident that we can suit you both in quality
and price.
Watch ‘& Clock Repairing & Jobbing
a specialty at
JAC,KSON*S.
¥___._
FURNITURE.
GEORGE E. NOTHNA'GLE a sou,
SUCG ISSORS TO Iill‘IFER 87 00.,
Warerooms. cOr. Fairfield Arie. and Main St,
. Bridgeport. Conn.
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ALWAYS ON HAND. 'lI‘lRST-CLASS
FURNITURE 01' our llWN ARTISTIG MAKE
AND ’UPHQLSTERING.
Also a large stock of the Cheaper Grades of Furniture, warranted
well made and sold at prices defying competition. A visit to our
warerooms will satisfactorily establish all we claim. 3m16
'G. MERTZ &so~s, .
. Arolilools' an indoor Dooorolors,
woon canyons AND TURNERS,
CONTRACTORS. o; BU .DERS,
PORT CHESTER, N. Y.
Also, Proprietors of the
Port Chester Planing Mills,
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Mantels, Mouldings, Stair-Rails
and N ewels a. Specialty, in White Wood, Pine
and Hard Woods. -
First-Class Foroitoro, Interior Trim and Decorations, nor to
order in the Boot Cooiool Style and Finish.
Plans and Specifications for Buildings or Decorations furnished on
- application.
GEO. MERTZ, Sit. L. C. MERTZ. GEO. MERTZ, JR.
‘ . lylll
The Moule Earth Closet.
‘ Fields Flush Tanks.
All China Water Closets.
Sanitary/J Branch.
Weavers Wash. Basin Waste.
Stone Laundry Tubs.
ammoconcussions-o
"cums ~
' WHO IS UNAOQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY. WILL
SEE BY EXAMININO THIS MAP, THAT THE
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GHICACO,‘ROCK ISLAND &. PACIFIC R’Y,
Being the Great Central Line. affords to travelers, by reason of Its unrivaled geo-
graphical poaitlon, the shortest and beat route between the East. Northeast and
Southeast. and the ear. Northwest and Southwest. _
it Is literally and trlctly true, that Its connections are all of the principal llnea
of road between the Atlantic and the Pacific. '
By Its maln line and branches It reaches Chicago. Jollet. Peoria, Ottawa.
La Selle. Oeneaeo. Hanna and Rock Island. In illlnola; Davenport. Muscatlne.
Washington, Keokuk. Knoxville, Oakalooaa, Fairfield. Dee Memes. West Liberty.
Iowa City. Atlantic, Avocn. Audubon. Harlan. Guthrie Center and Council Bluffs.
-In Iowa; Gallatln, Trenton. Cameron and Kanaru City. In Mlsaourl, and Leaven- .
worth and Atehlaon In Kansas. and the hundreds of cities. villages and towns
Intermediate. 'I'he -
“GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,”
As It Ia familiarly called. offers to travelers all the advantages and comforts
Incident to a smooth track. ante bridges. Union Depots at all connecting points.
Fast Express Trains. composed of COMMODIOUS. WELL VENTILATED. WELL
-HEATED. FINELY UPHOLC‘I’ERED and ELICMIT DAV COACHES; a line or the
. MOST MAGNIFICENT HORTON RECLININC CHAIR CARS ever built; PULLMAN'S
latest designed and handeomeat PALACE SLEEPING CARS. and DINING CARS
that are acknowledged by press and peeple to be. the FINEST RUN UPON ANY
ROAD IN Till COUNTRY. and In which superior meals are served to travelers at
the low rate of SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS EACH.
THREE TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and the MISSOURI RIVER.
'rwo TRAINS each way between CHICAGO and MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL.
» vla the famous
ALBERT LEA .ROUTE.
January I, 1882. a new line will be opened. via Seneca and Kankakeo, between
Newport News. Richmond, Clnclnnntl, lndlanapolla and La Fayette, and Council
Bluffs, St. Paul, Minneapolis and Intermedlate points.
. All Through Passengers carried on Fast Express Trains.
For more detailed information. see Maps and Folders, which may be obtained. as
well as Tickets. at all principal Ticket Offices in the Unlted States and Canada, or of
R. R.- casts, is. 51'. cor-m,
Vice-Pree't a Don't Manager. . Con'l T'k't a. Paae'r Ag't.
CHICAGO.
A Tombstone Justice.
How He Paralyzed the Distinguished Bar of the
City.
When I was practicing down at Tomb-
stone, said the lawyer, a friend of mine
had his ear chevved of]? one evéning in a
dispute with a prominent citizen “who
deall faro. After seeing the doctor he
came to me, and under my advice he had
the prominent citizen-arrested on a charge
of mayhem. Next day we had the man
up for preliminary examination. My
friend was there with his head all band-
aged, and so Were the prominent citizen
and his counsel, and the friends of both
parties. The general public—it’s a prctly
tough general public in Tombstone—
crowded the court-room. I The hour went
by but the Jiislicc didn’t turn up.. The
constable wont out to look for him, but
couldn’t find him in any of the saloons.
We scouted around for half - an hour, but
nary a sign of the court turned up. Finally
General O’Brien, the leader of the Tomb
stone Bar, stuck his head up through a
trap-door in the floor and said in his so]-
emn way:
“Gentlemen, remove your hats, his
Ilonor is here." And be dragged the
Court up by the collar. You never saw
such a long adjournment from decency as
that ornament of the Beach was. He
w covered with dirt, and even his hair
an board were chock full of sawdust.
There was, I remember. a flattened quid
of tobacco on his check bone. We had
to hold his llonor under each arm as we
led him to the nearest barber shop. A
bath and a shampoo brought back some
life to him, and he was able to walk will»,
out help to the courtroom. Once in the
chair behind his high desk be looked all
right, and we went on with tliccusc. We
had taken the testimony of three witness-
cs to the row and subsequent chewing of
my friend's car in the Excelsior 'faro
parlors, when General O'Brien and Col.
Stephens, both on the other side, jumped
up and objected to my questions. It was
a low point and we argued and quoted au-
thorities for about half an hour. It Was
a pretty hot set-lo, and we were all on our
feet when it was,_flnislied and had turned
to the court for a ruling. He was look-
ing straight before him up ubova us, as if
he was sleeping with his eyes open. '
“Your Honor,” said the General afwr a
long pause, “we are waiting for your rul-
ing.” Tnerc was no answer. Then I
chipped in with:
“Your Honor, will you be good enough
to give us your ruling?” .
“Wash tha’ ?" he said, trying to bring
his eyes to bear upon me.
"We want your ruling."
“Court’s adjourned," he said, trying to
rise. .
We all protested, but his only answer
was to strike his desk with his fist and cry
out again that the court was adjourned.
“Won’t you fix the bail of this defen-
dant l" demanded the General.
“No, shit,” said the Court, who had
got on his feet by this time and frowning
heavily, “Turn ’im loose. He’d oughter
cbawed the head of! that tenderfoot;
that's what he ougbier done.”
Well, gentlemen, what do you think lhc
Court did next? He just deliberately
staggered over to the trap door, lifted it,
stepped down the stairs until only his
head .and shoulders were above the floor:
and then pausing to glare at the paralyzed
crowd of us, he groWled out :
“You can all go to 11—1.”;1
With that he ducked and let the door
fall. and I suppose had his sleep out on
the dirty jfloor of the conch—Stockton
Herald.
He Knew His Pap, But Who
Was HIS Mother"?
A few days ago a stock dealer from
Flora, Ill., arrived in Cincinnati with a
couple of car-loads of stock, which he dis-
posed of to good advantage. While down
about the Ohio and Mississippi Depot,
over which read his stock had arrived, a
pair of bunko sharks sized him up and
concluded he was just the man they were
looking for, and that they would turn an
“honest” penny or so by bunkoing the
sucker. So number one approached him
and said in the most cordial manner. at
the same time holding out his hand:—
“Why how dd you do, Mr. Black . When
did you get here i”
The stock dealer said to the nice young
man :——“I guess you are mistaken. My
name is’nt Black but Joe Brown, and I
am from Flora, III. I came here yester-
day with a couple of cars of stock and
sold out today and made a little money.”
“Oh,” said the nice young man, “you
must excuse me. I thought you were an
old friend of mine. by the name of Black
who lives in Indianapolis.”
n‘No harm-done, mister,” said the stock
man, as he turned around and , started up
the street.
He had not gone more than a couple of
blocks, however. before nice ypung man
number two came up all smiles, held out
his hand and shaking hands said :—“Why
I’m real glad to see you, Mr. Brown.
When did you leave Flora, and how is:
father ?"
Said Brown. looking the nice young
man over from head to feet :—“I‘ left
Flora a couple of days ago, and brought
some stock to the city, but I’ll be gosh
darned if I can tell how your pop is, for I
don’t know. him.”
“Don’t know my father in Flora,” said
the slick young man; “why he’s president
of the National Bank there; you must
certainly know John Thompson.”
“0h, ho, so you say John Thompson,
president of the First National Bank, at
Flora, is your pap i”
“YesIdo,” said the nice young man,
all smiles.
“Well,then,if that is the caseIknow your
'pap—you bet your bottom dollar I do. I
have known him all my life; but see here,
if John Thompsonis your pap, who in
the h—ll is your mammy, for old John
was never married '1’”
The nice young man suddenly left.—
C’i'nci'nnati Commercial.
A Kentucky Wardrobe.
I saw Congressman Joe Blackburn yes
terday, and asked him about the paragraph
that is on its rounds about his summer
wardrobe that his daughter is said to have
sent him. He laughed, and said it had a
grain of truth in it. He said he left his
home for a day or two only. and took only
a small bag with him. The consolidation
of internal revenue districts brought him
unexpectedly to Washington. lie at
once telegraphed home to have a trunk of
clothes sent him here. His little daughter
in the absence of her mother, opened the
dispatch, and thought it was her duly to
obey it. So she packed a trunk and puts
note in it, as follows:
VEBSAILLES, Ky.
Dani: PAPA : I send you all the clothes
I can find, and I hope you are well.
Mr. Blackburn said that the trunk cou-
taincd the following: Seven white shirts,
six winter scarfs, one toothbrush, one
bowie-knife, two revolvers.
This is what a Kentucky girl regards as
a suitable summer wardrobe for a gentle-
man. Mr. Blackburn. who is a charming
gentleman. laughs as heartily over the in-
cident as any of his friends—Philadelphia
Press.
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A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE SAYS.
Hon. John Neale , justice of the peace and
errmember of the case of Representatives
from Meredith, N. H., was for twelve years a
terrible sufl’crer with rheumatism, He says :
I cannot obtain any medicine which does his
so‘much good as your Sulphur Bitters, and I
thing it is the best medicine made. 2t29
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A petition has been circulated among
the people of Torrington Hollow and vi-
cinity, for the changing'thc name of that
post office to West 'l‘orrington. About 50
signatures have been gained.
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DESERVEDLY POPULAR.
Unless it had great merit Parker’s Ginger
Tonic could not be so popular. Its sale has
spread remarkably everywhere, because in-
vahds find it gives them new life and vigor
when other medicines fails entirely—Ohio
Farmer. M28
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economical hair dres-
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and lustre to gray or faded hainis elegantly per-
fumed and is warranted to remove dandruffap
itchm’ go! the scalp, &preventfalhn' got the hair.
sole. and el slur, at dealers in drugI.
PARKER’S
GINGEBTONIB
I Sawmills Ilsallli and Strength Restorer.
If you are amcchnnic or farmer. worn out with
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If you are a lawyer. minister or business man ex.
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If you have Consumption, 'Dyspepsra, _RhCuma-
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- Ifdvicu are wasting away from age, disslpfllim‘ 0"
any sense or weakness and require a stimulant take
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t has saved hundreds of lives ; it may save yours.
ilfSCOX a: 00., 163 William St, New York. for. and
one dollar alas, at all dealers in medicines.
GREAT SAVING BUYING DOLL/m SIZE.
FLORESTON
1 ts rich and lasting fragrance has made this
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ll nothing like It. InSist upon having qu35.
ran Cocoon: and look for Signature of‘
on every bottle. Any druggisiordmler in per-
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LARGE SAVING BUYING 15c. SIZE.
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malaria the Cause.
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' Every sickness has its Fever. The
head, the lungs,’the stomach, the bowels, the
liver, the spleen, and the kidneys each will at
times have their little Fever. Easily sub-
dued if taken in time. but if delayed the fever
spreads like fire in a house. until the whole
body is involved. and the person is sick in bed.
The Magic Cure is especially a Fever
Medicine—better and cheaper than quinine.
‘ It is the hope of the sick-bed. The how of
promise to the invalid.
Every case of Scarlet Fever, Diphthe-
nia, Pneumonia, can be cured. if this
remedy is taken actively as directed.
Malaria or Miriam in the air is for the
most part the cause of all Favors, and the
Magic Cure is a sure antidote for it in every
form it may assume.
Every Chill has its Fever, but not every
fever has its Chill. We cure the Fever or
the Chill at the same time.
Ask your druggist for the Illagic Cure.
Put up in both Liquid and Pill form.
Price of Pills. 50 cts. a box. and they are sent
by mail. Pint bottles of the liquid. 81.25, are
sent by express.
Geo. Tallcot,
191 Fulton St., New York.
FIRE I FIRE I
Fire-proof Kettles and choice
Chinawares, »
that vie with nature in flowers. now bcdeck
the windows of '
B. s. BLASGER’S
Crockery 'Store,
28 Wall Street.
Statuary and parlor lamps are quite
attractive. Notice the new
Dinner 'Sets,
just opened. one for $12, 96 pieces and
upward to 830. Also new chamber sets
from $4.00 to $22.00.
OIL STOVES
thobest in the market and no mistake, with
novelties innumerable and all at bargains. as
any one can sec by calling.
Don’t forget
23 WALL STREET.
vvsLLs,“
sswsas,
. BRAINS,
Put down with
‘ CEMENT,
for the celebrated '
AKRON
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South Norwalk, Conn.
Schools.
Dr. FITCE’S
Forrlrllorlolrool
For Boys.
The spring Tern: commenced on
Monday, April 2d. 1883.
A limited number of Young Ladies will be
received both in the Primary and Advanced
Course. Thoroughness guaranteed it pupils.
are punctual and regular in attendance.
_ Mrs. Hubbard wul continue her succesful
instruction in Drawrng and Painting. No
pains spared to make the School first-class in
every respect. ,
For terms and other particulars a ply to
the Principal. DILJ. C. F TOII.
Norralllollololool
liar Boys.
Fourth Year began Tuesday,
Sept. 5th, 1882.
Terms $40 per Year. I
\
Bl‘
Latin, Greek, German, and High-
ca- Mathematics. each $7.50 per-
year extra. Address
ALEX. JOHNSTON, A. M.