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HORSE HEAT PATTIES.
Alter Swindlins m. Patrons to!
, Eight Years uxPnr-ls Prowl-Ion
‘ merchant 1- Caught.
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Perdon, a provision merchant of,
Paris, has been justly sent to prison
for eight months on a charge of selling ’7,
herse patties, ‘says the Paris corre-
There was no doubt in the least about,
his guilt, and he can never be held‘up"
to his contemporaries or to posterity
as the victim of a judicial error." The
bordereau in his case was a small jar
or pot, which was produced in court.
It was marked outsidewith the mys-
terious letters “M. H.,” and themagic
words pate-dig 39m gras which general-
1y appeal to epi‘gures. ' ' '
-'.This alleged ot of goose liver was
simply horse. , and, as an official
analyst remarked in court, it was bad
at that. Perdoi also sold pots or jars
of alleged patties of duck, pheasant,
quail, hare and lark, but they were all
of the same foundation. He boughtold
horses in the knackers’ yards, boiled
.their flesh, mixed it with a little perk
'9" at, spiced it with nutmeg, ginger and
cayenne pepper, poured some rum_
kirsch or eau de vie over it, and then
put it into the,(_i_uly,labeled_pots,.
""Thé Iefié??""fi7ifi7’7€§€dfi’ginally
intended to mean honorable mention,
but being brought to bay in court, Per-
don tried to- defend himself by assert-
ing that they signified “melange hippo-
phagique,” and that surely the custom-
ers knew what they were buying. It
was no wonder that the learned magis-
trate‘ presiding in the correctional
court remarked, with more emphasis
than elegance: “Vous avez un rude
toupet (You have a hard cheek) .” Per-
don had been befooling his customers
nvith horse. patties for the l t eight
years. He has now gone to ejoin in
jail the man Who sold skinned cats
for rabbits and dead dogs for mutton.
MILLIONS OF STEPS.
A London Bus Conductor Does a Lit-
tle- Figuring on His Extraor-
dinary Footwork.
You know how tiring it is to climb up
a flight of steps, even when they are
‘well made and nicely upholstered, but
.the chances are that you have never
given the'bus cenductor a thought, al-
though he probably climbs'more stairs
_ than any other individual in the world,
[says the New York Telegram. An
obliging London bus conductor has
gone into the matter, and, being an
adept at figures, as the majority of bus
conductors are, he quipicklyleéolved. the
follOwIing interesting facts: ,
“There are,” he said, “nine steps from
the platform to the top of the bus, and
{it is rather underrat-ing it to say that I
'1' climb that flight'of steps 12 times an
. ,l ..'hour..di1ring thealo. hours 17am on duty
spondent of the London Telegraphu ‘ ‘ ‘ v
' ever day 520 would be ngdrer the mark,
bujuj'o been the safe side we will'f'put it
down as1'";12.' Hie-51" :‘-:-;‘:-. a;
'1 :‘Nine stepsat' 12"1times an hour, 15
hours a day, seven days a week; makes
the nice little total of 11,3403; week,
45,360 a month or, 589,680 a year. The
number of times I step off the bus and
on again and the incidental: number of
steps I climb like any other individual
in the ordinary course of life brings the
annual total up, I'reekon, to 600,000
steps a year.
“Been at this job long? Well, I’ve
been working this route just 21 years,
so that I’ve climbed quite, 12,600,000
steps during that time. I don’t notice
it now, but 1 did at first go off.”
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FISHING "OFF 'A‘BKRE'OF‘WAR.
One Particularly ‘Eiciting ‘Catcn,
Which Rained a. now Among
the Jnckiea.
The followers of Izaak Walton on
board a man-of—war are wont to ply t-he‘ .
gentle art (with a line alone) from over
the ship’s side during the evening. A
sublieutenant, who was not particular-
ly liked by his junior messmates, was
one day so engaged, when a midship-
man, seeing the line depending from
the “chains” above, reached out of,.one r
of the main deck ports and gave it a‘
couple of violent tugs, in imitation of 8 ~ =
fish biting. Up the line'was hauled with
alacrity, but. of course with no result.
Once again the “sub” essayed to catch'
this big fish that had given him so , ‘
heavy a bite, says Cornhill'Magazine.
This time the middy’s plan was more ‘
elaborate, for getting a companionto ,
keep the necessary strain upon- the
upper portion, he hauled up the lower 1
part of the fishing line and attached. to "
‘the hooks-an old shoe, an empty b ttle,
2a holy stone‘ and'a-sardin'e tin. H ing
carefully lovvered these to the full ex- '
tent of the line, he gave it a more pow-
Ierful pull than ever, apd the .expecte
ant fisherman above hauled. in as fasths
he could, hand over hand. But his'lan- -
uage when he discovered the nature of
s' “catch” is too much to ask even an
unfortunate compositor to set up . in
cold type.
— shims chums vistas.
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The utility of music in matters per-
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all the armies of the world, musical war
signals are considered not only use-
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infantry drill regulations of many
countries give the music and signifi-
cance of more than 60 trumpet signals
——calls of naming, of assembling, of
alarm, of service and so on—besides a
dozen or more drum and fife signals,
all of which is a definite language to
soldiers.
But its use is not merely confined to
signaling, for music is used in other
ways for purposes of war. In the way
of dispelling weariness on the march
nothing is equal to the music of a brass
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The German army includes more than
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Chas. Broome, 856§§§§dth Second St.,
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Had Catarrh 36 Years.
V ,losiah Bacon, conductor on the P. VJ.
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“Brazilian Balm cured. me of inveterate catarrh which I had for méoyears‘.
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“It is the most wonderful triumph of medical science.”—-Ce'n.]. Parkaflvsfles. “In
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of Del. “One bottle of Brazilian Balm cured a friend of mine of hay‘feverz”—leos.'
III. Culécrf. “I was very deaf for In- years from catarrh. Braziliaiif‘fBalm'iapplied
warm in my ears every day soon restored my hearing.”—fl[rs2]obnl&tflefl,Chester,
Pa. “It is the best thing for dyspepsia I ever saw tried.”—ju get Edwardi'Waoflen.
“I was worn almost to the grave with a rocking cough that all thé‘ remedies, and the
doctors failed to relieve. It was cured with one bottle of Bra‘z'i‘l‘i'anlBalni'.“ Iliahall
be my doctor. through life.”—]l[rs. ]. Galloway, Poitstawn,“sz" ' '~""I‘wa's"lféa_rfu11y
crippled up with rheumatism, could not get my hand to my head. I took} ten "50-
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Mr. Alexander Moore, a reliable busi-
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Charles H. Connelle, Esq, leading
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5 Thousands of ladies are using Brazil-
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