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A PROFESSIONAL “FLOG‘GER.”
He Is an Englishman and He Says He.
Never Punished the Same
Man Twice. _
The writer was the other day intro-
duced to a stalwart warder of one of
'our great convict establishments, a by
Ino means unkindly looking man, who
.for many years has been the official
wielder of the cat-o’-ninc-tails at the
prison where he serves, says Answers.
“I scarcely know how the new prison
bill will affect me, butI have 111 the past
.1ogged some scores of men with the
cat, receiving an extra sum on my pay
of five shillings for each one operated
upon. I never flogged one yet that
didn’t deserve a good deal more than
he got; but, of course, this is my point
_'Tnn
strong fellows _who have done outsidé
work for years not being afiectedin
anything like the same degree. As for
the behavior of the flogged, Some of
them use awful imprecations, swear-
ing, with awful oaths, how they will re-
venge themselves; more still yell unin-
telligibly, like whipped children. The
doctor present largely regulates my
own efiorts. I have never had to flog
the same man twice; I do not think any
warder in England ever had to do so.”
HOW PADDY COMMITS SUICIDE.
An Old Police Sergeant Makes Some
Observations on the “leather
. and Its Eflects.
“Good suicide weather,” the grizzled
old sergeant behind the desk of one
of the New York police stations ob-
served, as he glanced out at the dull,
overwhelming clouds frompwhich the
rain sifted down in a never ending
drizzle, says the Chicago Times-Herald.
“A good day for suicides over here,"
he continued, musingly. “If a German
is going to kill himself he waits for just
such a day as this. Even if he don’t
intend to kill himself three or four
days like this will soon drive him to it.
We’ll be apt to have three or ’four cases
reported before roll call. .
“N ow, it’s differentwith a Frenchman.
When a German feels blue it makes him
all the bluer if the weather’s bad. But
a Frenchman, when he 1‘5 crossed' 1n love
or has gone broke, thinks the weather
is sympathizing with him if it rains
when he is feeling badly. When he
makes up his mind to commit suicide
he’ll invariably carry out his intention
on a sunshiny day. The world’s bright-
ness- seems only to mock him.”
“And what about the Irishman,
sergeant?” asked the new policeman.
“Look here, young man,” said the
sergeant, with just a suggestion of
Limerick in his tone, “Irishmen don’t
commit suicide. When an Irishman
gets brokeland blue he don’t kill him—
self. Not much! He goes and beats
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MRI KING’S Six BEER.
He Had a Contract to Produce Them,
and He Did So, But Not as,
Expected.
The managers of Riverside Park, Me.,
think that Mitchell King is the most
crafty Frenchman in America. .Last
February they hired Mitchell to get six
live deer for the park, agreeing to pay
him $300 if the animals were alive and
in good condition on May ‘5. Mitchell
took his time about the job. Late in
March he brought in one lean doe that
was hungry and apparently at the
‘point 'of death. After the middle of
April he caught another doe, which was
in good condition. Before he could go
out. again the snow had melted in the
woods, and nobody could get near a
deer until after'the lakes had opened.
The managers talked to Mitchell and
made many threats, but the French-
man remained cool. ,.
True to his agreement, Mitchell went
to the park with the managers on the
morning of May 5 and walked out to
the deer yard in which were the two
does, and with them were four spright-
ly towns that had been born within a
week. 1
' “You bet ze seex deer, hey?” said
Mitchell in triumph. “N ow ai’ll take ze
money.” The bill was paid without
protest, though the managers ,think
that Mitchell played a mean trick on '
them.
Can’t B1111! the Coroner.
London coroners are sticklers for
their rights. A box held at a railroad
station recently, owing to the railroad
ofiicials having lost the waybill, was
opened, though it was consigned to a
Hamburg museum, and the body of a
young woman and two skulls were'
found inside. The young woman was a
mummied Peruvian and the skulls were
prehistoric, yet the coroner of the dis-
trict insists on holding inquests on both
mummy and skulls unless the museum
people have them removed.
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' Had Catarrh 36 Years.
,osiah Bacon, conductor on the P. -W.
,1 B. R. R., sa “I had suffered with
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me as hopeless. One (layI saw the
gatimonial of Geo. H. Hearn in a Braz-
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ml his cure gave me hope. I began
he use of the Balm at once. There was
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“Braziliaix Balm cured me of inveterate Catarrh which I had for over 20
It IS the most wonderful triumph of medical SCience ”—Gen. j. Parke Ibules. “In
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Mr. Alexander Moore, a reliable bus}?
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