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LON]? ON’S LAZY CLUB."
Observance of Its Rules Calls for I
Good Deal of Determination
of Character.
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London contains many societies, from
the Christmas Goose club to that for
::the Worshipers of Omar the Tent-
:naker, but apparently there is another
.which has hitherto escaped notice, says
lthe London Telegraph. It is called the
f“Lazy society,” and, no doubt, in the
'metropolis there are many people who
Vare eligible for membership. Idle per-
sons, however, had better not-'enroll
themselves rashly, or they may find
,that- the rules demand too much deter—
‘mination of character. Absolute lazi-
ness is a task in itself, and requires a
good deal of living up to, besides in-
yolving one in unpleasant situations.
Mr. Reason is one of the members of
this curious community, and so in ear-
nest is he ~that he informed Mr. Mar-
sham at “Testminster that‘ no punish-
-ment would induce him to break stones
or pick oakum. He was charged by the
,master of the workhouse with refusing
to doany work, and he even carried his
principles so far as to decline to wash
or undress himself. He had been pun-
ished in every possible way (ominous
abrase). but 51.11.“: eoeeceeet--He re-
.m'aiié'cr,‘ i'fi’spife‘df‘a‘ll"f'efifiptfitfdfi, ”an
obstinate member of the “Lazy soci-
ety.” The jailer asked the defendant to
give some explanation and he answered,
,with great deliberation, that work was
too hard and against his principles.
The magistrate decided that he must
suffer for his cohvictions, and sentenced
.him to 21 days’ hard labor. The martyr
left the dock very quietly and slowly
and with a beautiful smile on his face.
COURTING IN CUBA.
This Writer‘Says There Are No Hand-
some Mliddle-Ag‘ed Women
on the Island.
Apparently the highest social insti-
tution of Cienfuegos is_the Sunday even-
ingpromenade in the plaza, and with:
out it I really do not know how the
young people of the aristocracy would
manage to mate and marry, says a cor-
"respondent.- of the Philadelphia Record.
:During all the week senoritas oft-he up-
per class are kept under rigid restric-
;tion, never permitted to walk abroad
alone and constantly watched by par-
ents and duennas, as if expected to rush
:to the bad if‘allowed the smallest op-
portunity. This system of eternal vig-
ilance would‘r‘dou-b‘tless become .‘as irk“
Esome—to the guardians as to the opening
buds were it not so soon over.
. At the age of 13 a Cuban girl is con—
sidered quite old enough to marry, and
.her parents hunt up a son-in-law with-
; out delay—unless, as is more commouly
‘the case, some sub-rosa lover announces
himself, or a match, satisfactory to
ipaterfamjlias, was arranged for her
with the son of a friend while the pair
were yet in their cradles.
' The beauty and charm of the fair
Cubans are as evanescent as irresistible
while they last. Like the lovely wild
flowers of their islands, they mature
{very early, but fade as rapidly. The
prettiest girl will be plain before she
is 30, and a handsome middle—aged wom-
an is not to be found in Cuba—if any-
where outside the temperate zone.
CAR FARE ETIQUETTE.
Rules for \Vonzcn W'lzo YVould itvold
Argunlcnt for ’l‘lu-xnselves and
Embarrassment to Others.
Always pay your car fare when you
would like others to pay theirs under
the same circumstances, advises the
Chicago Tribune.
If you are visiting city friends or
relajivesmfor more tharrazdayl‘pay your
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.I'ai-finraIroc’cnsfijns. "YouTh'OStesswn-u
regard it as a. direct auSWer to prayer.
If you meet .a social or business
woman friend as you are about to enter
a car, don’t offer to pay her fare or per‘
mit 'her to pay yours, and don’t argue
about it. ' ' .
A business woman never permits her
business men acquaintances to pay her
car fare. ' I,“ _
The social mamfriend whom you have
met by chance must be dealt with tact-
fully. By all means offer to pay your
own way boldly and briskly, but if the
man displays a tendency to argue the
question sapiently for blocks, as a mat-
ter of self-preservation let him squan-
der the nickel.
1 When women go forth together for a
['“Dutch treat” pleasure time each one
'should meet her own expenses to the
last cent, always including car fare.
‘ Schoolgirls should be taught not to
accept car fare courtesies from either
schoolboy or girl friends.
WHITE HOU‘sfi‘c‘HlNA.
“A New Set Specially Made and Marked
for Each Incoming“ Ad-
ministration.
tured and decorated especially for the
Mail 'and Express. “Then a new admin-
istration comes in, a new set of china is
president. Of course, the old china lS
kept, the new being only of sufficient
quantity to make up for the breakage
and loss during the last administra-.
tion. The decoration of the china con-
sists of a dark blue border,‘with gold
tracings in shape of cornstalks and
ears, while in the center of the white
1 plate is the coat—of—arms of the United
States in colors. The best of artists
are employed to paint these plates, and,
as each one is marked with the name of
the administration, each has a value.
It is often quite an interesting part of
a white house dinner for the guests,
while waiting for the courses, to turn
their plates to see to what administra-
tion they belonged.
The china of the white house is in the
special charge of the steward, and he
is responsible to the government- for it.
[It is rare that any of it gets out of the
white house, and therefore the appear-
ance of the two plates in the auction-
room last week caused comment. The
price paid for th-‘m (four dollars
in view of their value to collectors.
The white“ house! china His sm'anufac?
president’s house, says the New York _
apiece.) was certainly refliarkably low, .
rmade and marked with the name of the I
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Phoebe Kennett, was baptized at
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A Glass Railway Possible.
By means of a valuable toughening
process recently discovered, glass may
now be molded into lengths and used
as railway sleepers. Glass rails are
also produced by this same toughening
process. It is, therefore, possible to
have a complete glass railway.
Dlsappirn;a;demo{ hi1 Island.
Australian newspapers report the
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J. R. Niblo, ex-school superintendent.
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Mr. Alexander Moore, a reliable busi‘
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