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TWO MR. SPRINGS.
'flrange Coincidence in Names or
Two Soldiers at Camp
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There were two men of the same name
I fin the Twentieth infantry at Camp
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hailing from Massachusetts, is a ser-
geant of company I, while the- other, a
Pennsylvanian. is a private in comt
pany M.
Soon after the regiment arrived at,
Montauk Point, Sergt. Spring began to
get very flatterin g letters from a young
lady living in a. small Pennsylvania
town; also express packages, which
were none the less welcome for being
unexpected. At the same. time Private
Spring was deciding that he .must'be
able to charm at a distance, becausea
Massachusetts girl was writing to him
inn-particularly affectionate strain, and
wanting to know if there wasn’t some—
thing she could send him. .
Private Spring thought of a lot of
things that he could useif he had them,
but as the fair correspondent;- had
omitted to sign her last name, it didn’t ,
seem feasible to write for them. Pres-
ently both Springs began to get letters
complaining that no answer had been
received to Questions asked in the
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renters" previous letters. ,
_ At the height of the tangle Sergt.’
Spring was walking along the road one
day, when a.’ comrade called his name.
He and- ano-ther man ahead of him both
walked back, asking what- was wanted.
“Is your name Spring, too ?”.aske-d the
sergeant.
“That’s what,” replied the other man.
“Francis Joseph Spring.” . '
2 “Well, that’s me, too,” said the ser-
geant: _ .
“Say,” he added, as a thought struck
“him, “do you get. letters from a girl
named Molly?” ' .
“No, I don’t,” replied the other. “Not
as many as I ought to.” ‘
“I do; more than I ought to," said the
sergeant. “I guess they’re yours.”
“I’ve got some from Sarah that I’ll
trade for ’em,” said the private, grin-
ning. ‘
“Th’at’s a go,” answered the Massa-
chusetts man, and all was satisfactorily
arranged, except for the contents of
' sundry packages. which had been de-
'Voured..
After that the two'Springs met‘every
other day and held a mail exchange.
PLAINT OF A MILLIONAIRE.
Not Much Fun in Life for a. Man “Who
Has Acquire-d Enornlous
“Health.
“What is the smallest income on
which a man may live in New York?
was the question I asked of a noted
banker whose income cannot be less
ithan $100,000 a year. “Well,” he re-
plied, “my household expenses, alone
amount to $25,000 a year, and I do not
see how I possibly could live on less
than that.” Then. says the Philade1~
phia Ledger, :1 reminiscent smile began
to cross his countenance, and, heaving
a little sigh, he said: “But the hap-
piest. time of my life was when my wife
and I and two children lived here on
$52,500:), year. After all, happiness
doesn’t depend on the amount of a
man’s income.
“I was quite intimate with William
H. Vanderbilt when he was considered
the richest man in the country. I‘met
him one day in. Fifth avenue and said
to him that. he ought to be. the hap-
piest man in the world. ‘I am not,’ the
great millionaire replied. ‘My health
is shattered and all the money I possess
cannot restore it. I cannot. even drive-
'one of my fine. horses. It is painful for
me to sit. down. My only possible ex-
ercise is for me to walk down the are—
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SITE. '1 i‘ecei'v—e threaténihg lett’ei‘s‘
daily, and my nerves are so unstrung
that I am constantly afraid that some
assassin will waylay me. I. am over-
run wit-h people whoywant to get my
' money. ‘ I am the most. wretched man
in New York, and I tell you that after
a person has; accumulated enough to
secure him againstpoverty and gratify
his reasonable wants every dollar hi
addition is' a burden and weighs him
down.’ ”
CHINESE PHYSICIANS.
They Prepare Many Medicines, and
Some of Then; Are Volt-y Bit-
ter ~Deeocrtions.
The taking of a first dose of Chinese
medicine is an ordeal which can be bet-
ter imagined than described. It is in—
variably a bitter decoction, says Lip— '
pincott’s. If the patient prefers, the
herbs are given him in square paste-
b-oard boxes hol‘iding about a pint each,
and he “cooks” them at home. A
Chinese prescription contains from ten
to sixteen varieties of herbs, flowers,
nuts, gums, barks and roots. More
than 3,000 species are classified and
used as medicine, but of these onl‘y
‘ some (300 are in general use. Whether
the patient takes the remedies at the
sanitarium or at home, he is requested
to present himself every day before
the doctor for another pulse examina-
tion, so that every change in his con—
dition may be noted and the prescrip-
tion may be varied accordingly. The
Chinese are clever chemists in the line
of pharmaceutical preparations, and
prepare many medicinesfor their own
use in the. form of pills and powders;
but these are employed by the Chinese
physicians in treating the ailments of
white people only to a limited extent.
The reason given is that the simple, hot
decoctions of the fresh root or plant
are the best form. because the most
readily assimilated into the system.
HORSE OF THE UNDERTAKER.
Circumstances 1n “'h'lch It Take!
on the ,Brisknes- of the ,
Living
The horse of the undertaker, drawing
,the black and sober wagon, is common-
ly driven, not. at a walk, but a trot,
through a trot that is never fast. There
are times. how-ever, when the horse
seems to take on an added touch of
bris-kness and animation, in keeping .
with i_ts_surroundings. as, for instance,
s.
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; theater hour at night, says the New
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when'it is‘s'éen, is‘éb’met‘imes itmay'l-ho, ,
with its black wagon', in the busy, quick—
moving throng of vehicles that fills the
streets in the neighborhood of Broad-
weaving of light and motion, of cars
running back and forth on the elevated
road overhead, and moving cars, cable,
trolley and horse, .on the streets below,
intermingled with all sorts of vehicles,
including carriages of all desciptions,
coaches, broughams, hansoms, electric
cabs, and. so on, everything and every-
body seems to be in. a hurry; or, if not in
a hurry, to be going with a. rush, quick-
ly, eagerly, with the anticipatioa of
; pleasure. The. cars are crowded as they
rush by, and every carriage is dawn
briskly. .
Emerging from the busy traffic ma
sometimes be seen‘ an- undertaker’s
wagon, its black, varnished sides glis-
tening in the electric lights, its sil'ver
plate: shining and its horse g‘oing right.
along smartly. The wagon is just as
black, just as decorous as ever, and the
driver the same, but it. seems as though
the horse. had caught the spirit of the
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“Last winter I- had a baa cold and
severe cough. I was lame in every joint
and muscle. I was sick and felt as
though I was coming down with typhoid
fever. It was no doubt a bad case of
grippe. Mr. E. P. Budge gave me abot-
tle of Brazilian Balm, saying he was
sure it would help me. The relief was
almost instantaneous. It quickly
stopped my cough and took the grippe
with all the pains and soreness out of
my system. I gave the balance of the
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Had catarrh 36 Years.
josiah Bacon, conductor on the P. W:
‘4 B. R. R., sa :1. “I had suffered with
ctarrh for 3 years and regarded ,my
asc as hopeless. Oné day I saw the‘
testimonial of Geo. H. Hearn in a Braz-
ien Balm circular. Hearn was the
.g‘ueer on my train and I knew his
age was desperate. I talked with Beam.
42d his care gave me, ,hope. I vegan.
ac— use of the Balm at once. There was ’
1 3'. much change for the-first two months
l art then I began toimpxjove 'audll.inu_sii:
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HOME 'I'Esrliii~ omits:
“Brailim Balm cured me of inv eterateffic’atarrh which I had forever 20 years.“
It is the most wonderful triumph of medical'scieacc.”—éGcn.fl Rzrkt‘lbflles. "‘In'
em p, cold and the wo‘rst form of grip we have found Brazilian Balm invaluable.”
—j1zo. W. S. Boothe,.0. D.,.'Paslor Dc . Ave. flap. C/z. “Mrs. Lore has used the
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of Del. “One bottle of Brazilian Balm cured a lriend of mine of hay fever.”——T 1205:
M C ulbcrt. “I was very deaf for re years from catarr‘h. Brazilian Balm applied ,
warm in my ears every day soon restored my hearing.”—flfisJo/ziz‘Scalz‘engflzester,i
Pa. “It is thebestthmg for dyspe sia I oversaw tried.”—_]udge Edward 'lVooZten.
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doctors failed to relieve. It was cured with‘one bottle of Brazilian Balm. It shall
be my doctor through 1ife.”——1llrs. J. Galloway, Poitsiozwt, Pa. “I was fearfully'
crippled up With rheumatism, could not get my hand to my head. I took ten 50-
cent bottles of Brazilian Balm in six months. Am now entirely cured and as him-
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afflicted with asthma that during the winter for seventeen years she Was unable to
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Mr. Alexander Moore, a reliable busi-
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