THE EVENING GA7ETTE‘ ‘1. EVENING GAZETTE. ENTERED AT THE POST. OFFICE IN NOE , 1 WALK As A NEWSPAPER. The Norwalk Evening Gazette is ’ published every afternoon, except Fri- day, at the Gazette Building. Norwalk, Conn. Te1 ms $4 00 fo1 one yea1.:$2.00 for six months; $1. 00 1'01 th1ee months; Single Copies, Two Cents, To be ob- tained of newsdealers, newsboys and at the publication ofiice. MAY 10, 1899. WEDNESDAY, (1001) EVENING. With her trailing, dusty skirt and her shoe untied, the spring woman is not altogether a joy to the eye. Indianapolis is now operating the streetcar lines there with four-cent The fares and transfer privileges. people are transported. In properly treating wife‘beatersa-nd Certain other oiieuders Governor Roosevelt thinks the whipping post is a good thing to tie to. There is every indication that a soldier in the Philippine war, who has been doing all sorts of rash but courage. ous things, such as swimming rivers, capturing bridges and storming in- trenchments, is going to win a Gover— norship if he does not get put out of the running by a Philippine bullet be- fore the war is over. Colonel Fred Funston, of the Twentieth Kansas Vol- unteers, has become the dashing hero of the Philippine war, and the enthu- siastic Kansans are unanimously de- claring that there is nothing too good for him. Kansas elects a Governor next year. and the people of the Sun- flower State are naming FunstOu as the “Kansas Roosevelt.” A Senator is. to ‘ be elected by the next Kansas Legisla- ture, and Funston’s friends say he has only to say that he wants to be Senator to be elected by acclamation. The Vice Presidency is also suggested as not a bit too good for Funston, and it looks at present as though when Funs- ton comes marching home at the bead Of his Kansas regiment he will only have to name the oliice he wants. Kansas is willing fo1 the moment 10 1e— ti1 e all its bew 111in81 ed c1 anks to honor Funstou. -~—.-v~‘l-o_>—— A Narrow Escape. Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada E. Hart, of Groton, S. D. : “Was taken with a bad cold which settled on my lungs: cough set in and finally termi- nated in Consumption. Four Doctors gave me up, saying I could live but a short time. I gave myself up to my Savior, determined if I could not stay with my friends on earth, I would meet my absent ones above. My husband was advised to get Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds. I gave it a trial, took in all eight bOLtles. It has (ured me. and thank God, I am saved and am now a well and healthy woman.” Trial bot- tles free at Riggs’ Drug Store, 11 Main street. Regular size 500 and 81.00. Guaran- teed or price refunded A; ' PIDG’I'N ENGLISH. The Grotesque Gibberish l'sed in China Between Foreigners and Natives. The nondescript tongue known as “pidgin-English” is almost the only me- dium of communication between for- eigners and the Chinese, and nine- tenths of the enormous business done in China between the English, Germans and Americans and the Chinese is done through this grotesque gibberish. Mr. Chester Holcombe, in his “Real Chinaman,” gives two amusing anec- dotes to show how absurd it is. A young foreigner who called upon ’tv'vo young ladies, also foreigners, was informed by their Chinese servant: “‘Thal two piecey girlo no can see. Number one piecey top side makee washee, washee. Number two piecey go outside, makee walkee, walkee.” He meant to say that the elder of the two was taking a bath upstairs, and the, younger had gone out. When King Kolakaun, of the Ha- waiian islands, visited Shanghai, he oc- cupied a suite of rooms up one flight 01 stairs at the Astor house. Two Amer-' ican gentlemen called to pay their rev spects one morning, and meeting the proprietor, inquired if the king was in. “I will see,” replied the landlord, and shouting to a. Chinese servant at the head of the stairs, asked: ‘ “Boy! That lplccey king top side, had got?” “Hab got,” laconically answered the servant. “Gentlemen, his majesty is in. Pray walk up,” said the landlord. I *— Brave Men Fall Victims to stomach, liver and kidney troubles as well as women, and all feel the 1esults in loss of, appetite, poisons in the blood, backache, nervousness, headache and tired, listless. run-down feeling. But there’s no need to feel like that. Listen to J. W. Ga1 dner, Idaville, 1nd. He says:‘ “Electric Bit- ters are 'ust the thing for a man when he is all whether helives or dies It did more to givcmé new strength and good ape» . titc than anythingl could t1ke. I can now eat am thing and base anew lease run down, and don’t come - Payr For Troopsln the/Philippines. WASHINGTON, May 10.—Major G. T. Holloway, additional paymaster, Unit- ed States volunteers, has been ordered to convey to the Philippines the funds _ for the payment of the troops in the de- partment of the Pacific. General Shaf- ter, in command of the department of California, has been directed to furnish a suitable escort. Murphy’s 001111111011 Serious. OSHKOSH, “’15., May Ill—Tim Mur- phy, the comedian, has suffered a re— lapse and is in a critical condition. His physicians express hope of his recovery, 11though, aside from pneumonia, pleurl- 1y has developed. Parsnip Complexion. It does not require an expert to de- tect the sufferer from kidney trouble. The hollow checks. the sunken eyes, the dark, pufl'y cu cles under the eyes, the sallow paISnip-colored complexion indicates it. A physician would ask if you had rheumatism, a dull pain or ache in the back or ove1 the hips. stomach t1ouble. desi1 e to urinate Often, 01 a b1un1n0‘ O1 scalding sensation in passing it; if aftei passing it the1e Is an unsatisfied feel- ing as if it must be at once lepWeated 01 if the urine has 21 b1 Ick dust deposit 01 st1ong odo1. When, these symptoms are present, no time should be lost in removing the cause. Delay may lead to gravel. catarrh of the bladder,inflammation, causing stop- page, and sometimes requiring the drawing of the urine with instruments. or may run into Bright’s Disease, the most dangerous stage of kidney trouble. DruKilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great discovery of the eminent kidney and bladder specialist, is a positive Iemed y 1‘01 such diseases. Its Ieputation is world-wide and it is so easy to get at any drug store that no One need sutfer any length of time for want of it. However, if you prefer to first test its wonderful merits, mention THE EVEN- ING GAZETTE and write to Dr. Kilmer «5’: Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle and book telling all about it both sent absolutely free by mail. T0 RENT. . O RENT—Whole House for two families, five rooms on each floor, on River street. Also store on Main street. 'Also many other apartments to rent. .J. T. HAYES, 5 Main street. 0 RENT—A small 7 100m cottage on Union Place to rent cheap. Apply to Chas. Olmstead or W. H. Byington, Room 1. GAZETTE Building. 0 RENT.—-Half of House, 7 rooms, on Union Park; all modern im- provements. Also 5 rooms on Main street with modern improvements. J. l‘. HAYES, 5 Main street, Norwalk. 0 RENT—Eight rooms, 5 acres of land. at Broad River; rent low. Also house and 5 acres of land at Cran- bury. .J. T. HAYES, 5 Mam street, Norwalk. _0 RENT—A large hall 1n the GA- ZETTE Building. Apply to Charles Olmstead, Masonic Building. N39 tf Bismarck’s lror Nerve Was the resukof his splendid health~ lndomitable will and tremendous ener gy are not found where Stomach, Liver Kidneys and Bowels are out of 01 den If you want these qualities and the [-5110 cess they bring, use Dr. King’s New Life Pills. They develop every power of b1 am and body. Only 25c at John A. Riggs’ d1 11g sto1e,11 Main street. WANTED. ANTED—Houses and Real Estate to sell. W. H. Byington, Insur- ance, GAZETTE Building. N30 ANTED—Conttactms to know that the Fidelity and Deposit Co, ofMaryland, furnishes suIety. W. H. Byington, agent GAZETTE Build ing N30 tf FOR SALE. OR SALE—Residences and Farms of every description. I think I can suit you. J. T. HAYES, 5 Main street, Norwalk. OR SALE—A Hartford bicycle in first class condition; 815. Can be seen at this Office. OR SA LE—A nouse on Wilton ave- nue, 6 rooms. Will be sold cheap W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 tf OR SALE—Three fine building lots on Wilton avenue. Wilson, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N 30 tf OR SALE—Elegant Country Resi- dence at Easton. Thirty acres of land; water in house and barn; fruit. Everything in A-l condition. HAYES, 5 Main street, Norwalk. FOR SALE—One of the best building lots 1n the city; five minutes wa k frOm B1 Idoe Water and gas on street. W. H. Byington. Insurance, GAZETTE Building. FOR SALE—House at Broad River, 6 moms and basement, new bar :1; lot 75x200; chicken house and fruit. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. MS tf. FOR SALE—House on Franklin ave nue. water and sewer (onnection;ba1 n and hen ne1 y W. H. By Ington, Insur ance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf NOR SALE. —Residence on Maple Sneet. Also 1esidence on West avenue. J. T. HAYES, 5 Main street. FOR SALE OR RENT—House on Camp street; 13 rooms, modem im- piox ements; barn and huge carriage house. W H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. MS tf FOR SALE—On Newtown avenue, a, fine house of 10 rooms, hot and cold water, fu1nace etc. Lot 9511400. Wil. be sold cheap if taken at once. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Build- ing. D29 OR SALE—Double house; 14 rooms; good investment; easy terms. J. T. HAYES, 5 Main street, Norwalk. J. T.’ N30tfv “WI LUNG Walls In S‘Hlllll Weights.” When you o1de1 a TON of COAL you ‘ll get it, get it PROMPT, get a TON, get well screened COAL, get COALD that will BURN. There’s many grades of COAL, we sell but ~0NE. it gives SATISFACTION. Think over these seveIal seemingly LITTLE points ’till you see the BIG point. and you ’11 economize by. .buying at $5 00 pe1 TON, of IRVING LOCKWOOD & CO., Successor to B. HARRIS, Coal Yard and Office, Water 81,; Branch, Office, cornér Washington and Main 813., South Norwalk, Conn. Telephone Call. 31 —5. III—.IIIIIIII NBWSTORE Main Street. Opposite the N. Y. Grocery Store. Elegant assortment of trimmed Hats Bonnets, Walking Hats, Turbans, Sai 015, etc. All 211 e co1dially invited to call. Ladies own Matetial made and t1 im- Ined by first class New York milliners MRS. W FAWCETT, AGT... DO YOU WANT IT? ' A ladys wheel, in fiISt class condition. W111 be sold for $15 if applied for at once. Call at GAZETTE office, 111 17 3t. P. D.‘STANNARD, [Successor to J. D. JENNINGS] UNDERTAKER N0. 7 _Main Street, NIGHT BELL AT OFFICE Telephbne Call 11-2. Professional Gard. ADIES’ NURSE. Apply 9 Warren street 010 tf SPRING and SUMMER - SU ITI NGS TROUSERS $5 50 UP Old- Suits made to looka new. Repairing, Alteiing, Cleaning and Pressing a Specialty. Fit and Workmanship guaranteed. “FRANK coca, as good as 36 Main Street, NORWALK MEIEKEII IIIIIII CB -——D-EAI1 EBS IN— BOAL,- W000, BRIGK IUILDIIIS MATERIAL, -:- FARMING UTEISILS, ETC. 1111111311 11011. “1101111111 Smith Street, Norwalk. Piano Lessons. MRS. GEORGE W. BRADLEY (daughter of the late Wm. B. Nash), wives eflicient and satisfactory instructions on the Piano at her home 1‘-3 Main street. The WHEEL of Fortune Turns 111 your iaVor ALL THE TIME, if it’s a COLUMBI .%~. I No smoother- -running wheel on the market --not subject to chronic breakages, like infeIiOI imitations, whose sudden col— lapse 1s a menace to life and limb. ’Tis money well spent to buy the best Wheel—a ’99 Columbia at $.50 00- Don’t you think so? F. s. AMBLER. HAVE YOU HUBBELL & KEELER, GENERAL HARDWARE, Water Street, N orwalk. Oldest“ Stand 1151 Town. A DOG ? If you have we can fit him with the handsomest collar you ever saw. We can. fit a big dog just as easily as we can a small one. Bring 111'111 1'11 and we’11 do the rest. 1 I 551 MINING more. One Share. 01111 11115111111151) 110111 is GUARANTEED to pay 12 per cent. per annum, but there will be extra dividends, so it will pay You can buy ONE or more at Five Dollars per share. $5.00, I We carry the largest and finest line ‘ of ladies’ and gents’ shoes to be Costs You First 1.11.1 interest will be 60c. it will pay you each year at least $1.00 and you 'could easily sell it for $10. Where could you‘invest your savings to better advantage ? ' TRY THIS AND YOU WILL BE MORE THAN SATISFIED. The Great Western 001311111111 .edMiningGo, 185; 18.7 DEARBORN STREET, STOCK- shares / After that CHICAGO, ILL. .YIIIIW IIIII GE! THE P- J- LYNCH CO. 1 18 Washington St., South Norwalk. The Popular is constantly 011 the increase, ihem, and the same Old reason for this holds good all the While entity of the Lynn the more you know of them the better you’ll like goods at the loWest prices. ass-r ELcm CREAMERY BUTTER, cm Edge, 21c lb; 5 lb§. for $1.00. WHITE ROSE FLOUR, none better, 54c a ba Havemeyer’s GRANULATED SUGAR, from a pound to a barrel, 5 I-4c. lb. Pink Cup and Saucer, of other articles FREE with 1 lb. Cofiee or 1 2 lb. he I Tea. Best Messina Lemons ............. 10c a dozen Sugar Cured Shoulders .................. 6c 1 Boston Baked Beans ....... , .......... 50 a can Boneless Breakfast Bacon. . . : ........... 9c 1 Soda,- Lemon or Ginger snaps ........... 50 1b Codfish Shreds. per package ............... 51: Two pounds Evaporated Peaches .......... 24c SOlld Packed Jersey Tomatoes ------- 7c 3» can N. Y. State Evaporated Apples ...... ,. . .I20 lb I Callfornla. Egg Plums ................. l20 (23am Five lbs. California Prunes ............... 251: I Bartlett Pears, three cans for . , .......... 5c ‘ Evaporated Cherries ...................... l2c lb 1 White Cherries, two cans for ............. 25c ' Glass Pitcher, OUR STOCK found in the Twin cities. Olsen WHITE SHOE STORE, Gaz'ette‘Building, N orwalk. FOR YOUNG MEN Hanan d7, Son, and Johnson St Murphy’s latest up to date styles in nobby shoes for young men, The handsomest ever manufactured. Bros. ' 0g Toes 1n Tan and Black Vici Kid. _ LADIES’ 10-inch; BICYCLE BOOTS, $2.50 and $3.00. «.1 :.$4 25 per barrel. hdroeery Stores The best Decorated Bowl and a dozen 19 Main St., .Norwalk. FOR LADIES. Lounsbury & Mathewson’s kid tip bull dog toes, cloth tops,at $3.00 Russia leather, $2.50 to $4.00. LADIES’. KID TIP. . The latest styles in ladies’ kid tip at $3.50 and $4.00. MEN’S RUSSETS. The latest and best styles in“ Men’s Russets, far $3. 00. ‘1 .
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