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SPANISH PARTY L. clues.

Annexation to United States Favored.
Army Disbandment Hindered.

HAVANA, April 13.—Marquis de Ra-
bell announces the formation of a Span-
ish party in Cuba under the honorary
presidency of Marquis de Aguelles, the
richest man in the island and the prob-
able future representative -of Spain
here, although not yet officially ac-
credited. -About 30 prominenr“ Span-
iards in and out [cf Havana \, —.e called
into conference, and the annexation of
Cuba to the United States is the unani-
mous desire of these gentlemen, al-
though no-reference is made to this in
their general address .to the Spaniards
in Cuba, as they regard it inexpedient
to agitate the questiOn just now and
thereby to cause still greater political
unrest. . ’ '

At an opportune 'time the subject will
be taken up and vigorously advocated.
The address of the new party, which is
signed by Marquis de Rabell, is en—
tirely devoid of political references and
simply announces the fact of organiza-
tion and the election of‘officers, all of
whom are men of prominence.

It asserts, however, as the controlling
feature of the party’s programme, a de-
sire to promote the peace and pros-
perity of Cuba, to which the members
of the party are “bound by the most
sacred ties,” and it earnestly advises all
Spaniards here to “act nobly together in
upholding the honor, dignity and tra-
ditions of Spain.”

The American authorities are pro-
ceeding satisfactorily in the work of
preparing independent lists of the Cu-
ban soldiers entitled to share in the
distribution of the 533,000,000. The spe-
cial committee of the late military as—
sembly 'has not yet delivered the mus:
ter rolls to Governor General Brooke.
although these are expected shortly.
Following their old policy, the obstruc-
tionists will probably refrain from de-
livering the rolls until the Americans
really have no need of them.

The Cubans have taken no steps for
disbanding the 'army, and General
Brooke is waiting to hear from General
Gomez in the matter. The announce-

 

'nient is made that the Cuban general

will consult with General Brooke today
and decide upon the method of dis—
banding.

Safest Place on Earth.

The president. of the London. insti-
tute of civil engineers rencliesthecon-
clusion. in a recent address. that v.
good seat in a first-class train is about
the safest. place in the world« In the
same period, he says. in which 24 per-
sons were’killed on the ruilronclby ac.-
cidcnts for which they were not. re-
sponsible, 1,800 people were suffocated
in bed, 148 were choked by food-in din-
ing-rooms. and 925 fatalities resulted
from falling downstairs.

lHAPPflOMANl

Why Mrs. Eugene Turgeon
Praises Smith’s Green Moun-
tain Renovator.

ll (lured Hot When Doctors Had
Failed.

in Her Gratitude She Tells The World
About This Remedy.

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

the fact that Smith’s Green
Mountain Renovator
makes pure blood and
strong nerves is due its
, great popularity.
Wheuthe blood is vi-
tiated with poisonous se-
cretions, and when the
nerves, acting in hara

w‘

l'O

monv wi“: the great life fluid,
break down. any or all of the ‘
life-maintaining organs are apt to succumb to
disease. , '
Th': '1 to maintain good health is to begin
at the l'(1)t0f the trouble and cure the cause.
Main your blood pure, your nerves strong, and

you will find that every mean of the body will ;
perform its function as it should, and a return '

to ‘1 :alth is inevitable.

Women, specially, are subject to certuindis-
r rders that make it 1...:
particular attention to lhcir health.
troubles, in many instances. are the cause of
these disordcrsnnd should be promptly treated,
no matter wbclbcr they have been inherited, of
contracted in after life.

The following is u very interesting letter,
coming to us from 3. Elaine woman, which will
explain itself : ——

“ Arm'nx, MIL. Jan. 16,lSUR.

I owe my life to your wonderful medicine. I.
am an altogether different person than 1 was
five ycars ago. I was then troubled wnh dis-
placement of the womb.
any (llslallCC-dll fact was dragging a miserable

 

' existence, I had tried three different doctors

in vain. They gave me all kinds of medicines,
and tried everything which they thought would
give me relief or effect a. cure, but without any
good results. At last they told me that nothing
short of an operation would do ' in my case, a
thing which I dreaded as much as death itself.
My'husband was advised by a. lady friend of

your Renovator to try'it. I did so, and, after ,
.taking a few bottles, began to feel better. This

encouraged me, and 1 continued taking the
medicine, and, incredulous as it may seem, am
to-day a. well woman, and the happy mother of
a lovely child. I send you the picture of myself
and child as proof of the above statement. I
always have it in the house, and could not (10
Without it. Mus. EUGENE Tt'nonou."
If other women, who are dragging themselves
through life, feeling miserable and dejected,
would but try Smith’s. Green Mountain Reno-
vator before giving up hope, there would be
much more happiness, and a vastly less amount

_ of illness in the world. u»

“(as unable to walk ‘

The great advantage of Smith‘s Green Moun- ,

tain Renovator over other remedies is that it is
vegetable in its composition, harmless in its ac-
tion, though quick and sure. Forty years of
success is sufficient proof of the merits of this
remedy, which was originally discovered and
orescrlbed by a. famous doctor.

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43E When DeWey Comes

1E - By George 'Ade

"5 NCE in‘awhile I gee something

funny in a, newspaper, and this
is the greatest joke of the century,”
said Mr. Sweet, up at our boarding
house. .He was looking at the morning
paper, which was folded and propped
against the sirup pitcher in front of
him. As he spoke he seemed almost
pleased. The expression of saturninc
ferocity softened into one of malignant
glee.

Miss Baxter, the art student, Mr.
Crosby, of the wholesale grocery, and
Miss Dixon, the stenographer, looked
up in surprise. No wonder. Mr. Sweet
did not often praise any Work of man.
He had an especial contempt for puns
and witticisms. He winced at the

repartee which sent the young women 5
into hysterical giggling. Therefore, for 5

Mr. Sweet to say that he had found
something funny was altogether out of

the ordinary and for him to give the ,

opinion that a certain joke was the

“greatest of the century” was simply .
astounding. _

“For goodness’ sake, read it to us,
Mr. Sweet!” said Miss Baxter. “I didn’t
‘v . .

know that you
cared for jokes. If

is funny it must be

“I don’t care for
a joke unless it is
a. masterpiece,”
- said Mr. Sweet.
‘2: “I like a joke that

 

that will keep you

‘_‘WELCOME:!" 1; h i n k i n g for a
week after you read it, a joke that will
present new and humorous aspects
every time you take up the study of it.”

“I never heard that kind of a joke,”
said Miss Dixon. “I just, laugh, and
then it is all over.” ‘

“Sweet, you’ve got me interested,”
said Mr. Crosby. “What is this thing
that you say is so funny ‘2”

“Well, it says here that Admiral
Dewey is broken in health, and so it is

proposed that he return to the United '

States and rest up.”

“Yes?” said Crosby, after a short
pause. “I read that. What about it?”

“That’s all there is about it,” replied
Sweet, glaring at his paper.

Mr. Crosby, Miss Bax’ or and Miss
Dixon looked at one anomer in silent
wonderment. -

“Well, that—that'isn’t the joke, is
it ‘2” asked Miss Baxter.

Mr. Sweet trembled with wrath as he
rearranged the paper in front of him:

“I take it that you do not find any—
thing remarkable in the proposition

WW ‘

l5, perfectly killing.” 5

 

' them.

,men.

. “‘Next, you see them dragging that
poor man to an open Carriage with

‘ bunting all over it. What good are his

eight~inch guns to him at a time like
that? Can he withdraw for breakfast
if he wants too I should say not. He’s
thrown into a. carriage and the chair—
man of the entertainment committee
gets in and sits on him so that hecan’t
escape. Then this chairman tells him
about the arrangements. He says: ‘At
one o’clock you are ‘to lunch at the club
With me. At two o’clock we will have
an exhibition by the fire department.
At 2:30 yOu go up in the captive balloon.
At three we will have something to eat
and drink at the Commercial club. 'At
four o’clock you are to inspect the Sun-
day school zouaves and make arshort
speech. At '02’30- the Ministers’ 'associa-
ti on will meet you and present you with
an address on Satan. At. five we will take
a trolley ride, accompanied by the alder-
At 5:30 the German singing so-
cieties will serenade you at. the hotel.
At six you are to dine with the Daugh-
ters of‘ the American Revolution, and
afterward attend a performance of
“Camille,” the manager having gen-
erously placed a box at your disposal,
as you will see in all the morning pa-
pers. Now, afterthe show, some of the

' boys want you to come up to a. French

restaurant and have a little supper with
They’re all great admirers of

. yours, and they’ve ordered seven cases

you think this one i

. has enormous sig- ‘
1 nificance—a joke .

E on going to hisho- '

Ejammed. He fixes

of wine!’”
“Oh, my!” exclaimed Miss Dixon.

“Do you suppose they’ll keep him as'

busy as th‘bt‘.” .

“That’s merely the work of one com--
mittee,” said Mr. Sweet. “That’s-only
a rough'outlinc of'
what they’ll try to
do to him the first
day. ' But suppose
that he kicks and
refuses to go to all '
these places? Sup- .
pose he says that
he has come home
to rest? He insists

 

BABIES TO BE
KISSED.
it with the driver and is takennaround
to the back door and let in through the
kitchen, starts upstairs and thinks he’s
all right. Suddenly a'big man comes
down the hallway. and grabs him by
the hand and says: ‘Admiral, I don’t
suppose you remember me, but I ate
dinner at the same: table with you at
Old Point Comfort 18 years ago. Me
and a. few of my friends is about to
take a drink, and we want you to join

tel. When he gets
there the street. is

l .
‘ us. Come along now and have just one.

' at Manila.

This one’s on me! 011, be a good fellow!
W'hat the—come on! Your money’s no
good when you’re with us. Oh, come
on! ‘Well, take a cigar, than. I want-
you to meet these boys. They all know
about you. One, of ’em had a brother
Well, then, look here! If

f you can’t go with us now, where can we

that Admiral Dewey return to the Q

United States for rest and quiet,” he
said.

“Why, no. If he’s been workng too

hard I think they ought to send him ; _
gets to his room and locks the. door?

home. I’m sure he’s entitled to a vaca-
tion if anyone is.”
“We are not talking about vacations.

meet you to-night after the show?’ And
all the time, mind you, this big fellow

, has been trying to pull him overland

I merely called your attention. to the ,

statement t-hatAd-
mirul Dewey
ought t o c o m e
back to the United
States and get a
good rest.”

T here was an-
silcncc, and
then Mr. Crosby
said, hesitatingly:
“W e understand
that, but- — where
does the joke come
in ‘3”

Mr. Sweet shook
like a leaf.

 

otlv n.“

Aaxl

Wow 97(@ o

THE ENTERTAIN—
“I f necessary, MENT COMMIT-
Mr. Crosby and la- TEE.
dies, I will go into details. Let us sup-
pose that. a steamer is entering the
Golden Gate of the harbor at San Fran—
cisco. On the deck stands Admiral
ticorg‘c Dew-3y. He is on his way home
——to rest up. By his side are a hundred
and fifty passengers asking him to
write his name and some appropriate
sentiment. on 150 cards. Also, to give
each some smallarticle as a souvenir.
While he. is attending to them all the
steam whistles on the Pacific slope bc-
gin to blow. There are something; less
than a million people on the deck, all
yelling at the top of their voices:
“What’smatterth Dewey? Ileezallril!
Who-o-o‘.’ Old George Deweyll’ Then
a brass band of 250 pieces bcgips to play
'A Hot. Time in the Old Town,’ and a lot
of women and children fall into the
water and a police ambulance arrives-
ll‘y this time, of course, the admiral will
begin to see that people are glad that

: he‘s come home to rest up.

“Just as he pushes down the guitar—
plzlnk to make a run for meal) and get.
'19 a“ 21y from the
pool) a big ilillll
vith a badge .1391 s
in front of him
and says: ‘.e‘.(l«
' miral Dewey
of hero-cs,
defender of

 

 

brave
our
gl 0 I‘ i 0 us ilug'.

whose name will
be written high on
the. scroll of lame
~—Nelson, Rap 0-
leon, Grunt. ll‘nr-
ragut,’ and then

 

TO

AN ORDER
sins'r UP.

, needn‘t bother him.

get him into the elevator.
“Snppose that the admiral finally
He finds on the
table about a
bushel of cards
and letters. All
the. letters relate
to children born -
May 1, 1398. Every
boy is named-
Georgc Dewey and 3
every girl is Phil- 3"
ippinc Manila. The ’
parents mish to “'1
bring the children HIS FINISH~
to the hotel and have the admiral kiss
them. Well, of course, these letters
He can throw

 
 

: them into the waste basket if he wants
~ to. l‘r'ebably that’s what he'll do. Then
3. he’ll drop into a chair and say: ‘At last

i I can have u'nioment’s peace!’

Just

’ then the wardrobe door opens and out

steps a tall wonmn carrying; a hand
satchel. She says: ‘Azlmiral, my pen
nuine is Snscitc Call. Of course you’ve
read my articles. I have come to go
your life-musinfor the Sunday paper.
lt goes into the colored supplement, an:
I think we shall do it in pink!’ That
is properly lils finish. That is when he
begins to get his rest and quiet in
chunks. Now, Mr. Crosby and ladies,
I may have a perverted sense of humor,

. but do you sit there and tell me that
' you don"t see something cxcrutiatingly
- funny in the. suggestion that Admiral
. Dewey rot urn to this country in order
. to go away from all responsibility and

excitement? Which do you recommend

, for nervous j'zrostrution—a sanitarium

everybody yells, ‘in behalf of the. cham- ,
. is to be admitted that. in those shifts

bar of commerce, the board of asso-
ciated charities, the wholesale liquor
dealers, the Fruit Growers“ league, the
Young Men’s Christian association and
the city council, I welcome you to the
grand. the glorious, the majestic, the
magnificent state of California.’ He’s
got the admiral pcnnedin, and this is
his one chance in life to make a speech,
so he talks for an hour or so, and then
he says: ‘Wc will now conduct the ad-
miral to the reviewing stand, where he
will shake hands with 10,000 school
children.’

Mp—L—u—«~t" m , m- .5- '- —-~-
.

u?‘ a boiler shop? lists! As soon as we
hear that Admiral Dewey is coming
you can bet that we’ll fl‘Cl' together and
arrange to give him a dose of rest and
quiet that he’ll remember as long as he
lives.”—('liicug0 Record.

. Kim-e Hunting". .-

llzzt'c hunting is undm'il'n'cdly' :1 l'ZlCl‘C
antique. sport llmn the chase of lac
fox. Xenophon pursued it with delight
in ancient Greece, and in Britain the
here was for centuries looked upon us
a for more worthy qimrry than 'llie fox,
which, until the lime of Queen Eliza—
and even later, was 1'c,'_‘;‘.:rdc-il us
more vermin. Nicholas Cox, Tau-1113*: of
“The Gentleman’s Itecrcn'lion,”'a work
on sport, published in 1677, writes thus
enthusiasticallyz “As of all chases the
Hare makes the greatest pastime, so it
is a great delight. and satisfaction to
see the craft of this little poor Beast
in her own self-preservation.” And it

boil l1,

 

and expcd ients which afford to lovers of"
bounds the true delights o'i’hunting the

- timid hare is at least as fertile as any

known beast of. chase in any part of
lhe world..—'~London Saturday Review. .
Sandie“; Shipped.

Sundow slipped during the perform-
ancc'of his {eat of holding up a piano
with the pianist at. 3. Liverpool the-
ater, the result. being the smashing of
the piano, 9. week in bed for the pianist,
but no harm to Sundow himself.

P

HORSE Or run'UanRflfisii‘.
Circumsmnces Vin \V‘hich It I'Takel

on the Briskness cf the
Living

 

The horse of the undertaker, dravn'ng
the black and sober wagon, is common~
ly.driven, not at a walk, but a trot,
though a. trot. that is never fast. There
are times, how-ever, when the horse
‘ seems to take on an added touch of
briskness and animation, in keeping
with its surroundings, as, for instance,
when it is seen, as sometimesitmay be,
with its black wag'on,,_in the busy, quick-
moving throng of vehicles that fills the
streets in the neighborhood of Broad-
way and Thirty-fourth street, at the

York Sun. ' . ‘

Here and at this time, in this constant
.Weaving of light and motion, of cars
running back and forth on the elevated
road overhead, and moving cars, cable,
trolley and horse, on the streets below,
intermingled with all sorts of vehicles,
including carriages of all desciptions,
coaches, broughams, hansoms, electric
cabs, and: so on, everything and every-
body seems to be in a-hurry; or, if notin
a hurry, to be going with a rush, quick-
ly, eagerly, with the anticipation of
pleasure. The. cars are crowded as they
rush by, and every carriage isdawn
briskly.

Emerging from the busy traffic may
sometimes be seen an undertaker’s
wagon, its black, varnished sides glis-
tening in the electric lights, its silver
plate. shining and its horse going right
along smartly. The wagon is just. as
black, just. as decorous as ever, and the
driver the same, but it seems as though
the horse. had caught the spirit of the
throng. '

THE MACHETE’S DEADLY CUT.

 

Lieut. Lyng, from Havana, Tells
How a Spaniar‘d’s Body

“’39 Severed.

 

The execution possible with a machete
when wielded by a brnwny Cuban
horseman is told by Lieut. L. Lyng,
assistant surgeon U. S. A., who is home
in Minneapolis on a furlough from Cuba.
During his service in Cuba Lieut. Lyng,
'Whose swarthy complexion causes him
to be mistaken for a. Cuban ofiicer often~
er than fora native of Norway, which
he is; collected many photographs and.
relics, says the Chicago News.

“While I was in attendance in one of

iard was brought. in who had been all
but cut in two by a machete. The blow
severed his left. arm just below the arm—
pit, and proceeded through the man’s
body until it encOuntered the spine and
breastbone. Few soldiers who fell afoul
of a deft fencer with the machete ever
lived to tell the tale." '

Among Lieut. Lyng’s collection of
photographs is one of a. gigantic heap
of bones of reconcentrados whose bo'd-
ies had been thrown in'a pile on the cute
skirts of Havana and covered with
lime. Another picture shows a pit full
of skeletons, where the work of the
quicklime had been left to vultures.
These were bones of persons. whose
bodies were dug up and moved cut of

unable to keep up the installment pay-
ments on their graves.
oretnoaistfi‘éEElT-Cfiw' Odilig‘ations,
NEVVBURG, N. Y., April 13.——In the
New York conference yesterday morn—
ing Dr. Iglehart offered the following
resolution, which was adopted by a ris—
ing vote: “Resolved, That we are grate-
fut to God for the success that has at-
tended ou‘r armies and navies in the
war with Spain; that we, as a nation,
ivill meet the new obligations laid upon
us, and that. by the divine help, we will
carry the gospel of Christ and the bless-
ings of American civilization into the
new possessions secured bypthe sword."

I

 

1A-. . --

A Blocking Box as- a‘ Gofiin.

A poor middle-aged couple appeared
before the Shoreditch board of guard-
ians the other day, Says a London ex—
change, to show cause why they should
not defray the burial expenses of their

child. The woman said the child was
buried in a blocking box. She had re-
ceived a letter from the vicar about it,
and had had to get “a white cofiin with
white nails for the child.” '

 

Steel Rails Flor China.
BALTIMORE, April 13.—The Mary;

received an order yesterday for 75,000
tons of 67 pound steel rails for the Chi-
nese Eastern railroad. The mills are
working day and night'lon a large order
of similar rails for the Transsiberian
road, of which the Chinese will be a
continuation. . '
VVOI-lTH KNOW’IN G

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_ N timbers of people are suffering scr-
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theater hour at night, says the New.

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