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" ’ A Lewiston (MEL) merchant has in .his store an old—fashioned clock which 'is peculiarly sensitive. It some-times stops, and if anyone steps into the store or goes by, it. will start again, and if a 'horse steps on a certain spot in the street- it will start. A man who hap- pened to notice. it, and who had one like it. himself, said that his would not run after he had started his furnace in the l cELESTiAL‘ tiN’G‘UI‘srs. The Remarkable 'English Dis-played In Two Chinese Laundry Ad- vertlsements. On upper Third avenueLBrooklyn, tavo‘ slant—eyed Celestials have opened laundries within a. few doors of each other, and are engaged in a fierce busi— ness rivalry. So close is the competi— tion between the Chinamcn that each is driven to rather startling efforts in the way of advertising with the pur- pose in view of distancing his rival. One day recently, says the New York Times, the following inspiration, set forth in sprawling black letters on a huge wh-it-e canvas, appeared outside the» door of one of the rival la-undriexs-z “Ef you are lookin’ four a clean-shirtt. we are it.” Noticing the crowd which his rival’s announcement had attracted about the latter’s door, and not understanding wherein lay the force of the attrac— tion, the second laundryman con-sult- ed‘ wifii an Italian cobbler next. door, for whose knowledge of English he entertained the mostprofound respect. The result. was that the following counter proclamation soon made its - appearance in the window of the rival laundry: “Dirty shirt heere nott if do one ten dollars each give.” That section of South Brooklyn “is losing sleep these nights puzzling over lthis second sign. Quay and Penrose Confer. WASHINGTON, April 3.—-There was a conference between Senators Quay and Penrose and Attorney General El- kin of Pennsylvania yesterday at the home of Senator Quay, at which the senatorial situation was discussed. Mr. Quay had just come back from the south, and‘Mr. Penrose made a flying trip over from Philadelphia to confer with him. What the resultof the in- formal meeting was is not known.’ Sen. ator Quay refused to answer questions about it and protested that it had no ‘ significance. * Tax Commissioner Jenkins Dead. PLATTSBURG, N. Y., April 3.—State Tax Commissioner Rollin L. Jenkins died at 12:30 o’clock yesterday at his home at Moriah, Essex county. Automobile Cubs In Paris. PARIS, April 3.‘—The regular service of automobile cabs for which the public has been looking for a month commenc- L EDUCATION IN SPAIN. From the Following Account It Would Seem Ito Chief Feature 1: Its Absence. , A contributor to ‘the Revue Inter- nationale de l’Enseignement describes in a few pages thefarcial system of sec- ondary education in Spain. The Schools in question are the so-called provincial institutes, where boys between the ages of ten and sixteen are instructed and examined in 35 subjects, seven of which have been added to the list by a recent decree of the minister of education—— viz.: Political economy, common law, history of Spain, literature, history of art, bookkeeping, and industrial and agricultural technics. The minister also recommends visits to the museums, but, as the writer remarks, in nine times out of ten, where the» institutes are situated, the only museums are the churches with their wax images. The boys work from three to four and ahalf hours a day, and the newspapers are in a rage over such outrageous disregard for the life and health of the. Spanish, youth. The deplorable condition of ele- mentary education in the kingdom may be inferred from the status of the com- ‘mon s'eh‘Ool teachers as depicted in a recent. number of the Padagogische-Zci- ‘ tung. Out of 23,000 teachers, in round numbers, included in the last census, nearly 3,000 were receiving $30 or less annually, 5,000 were paid from $50 to $100, and the salary of only 1,000 amounted to more than $250. But the worst of it is that thousands of these poor men and women were not even paid the pittance to which their con-- tracts entitled the-m. Soldl-Iis Pension to'tli-e Government. The duke of Norfolk has just com- muted a pension which has a curious history. It goes as far back as Fiodden Field, where his ancestor, the earl of Siu‘rey, commanded, and was awarded a perpetual pension of $200 a year for his victorious soldiership. The money has been paid annually,century in and century out, ever since, and now the duke. has let the country off for $4,000 down. oiixb or South Paws. In southern California there is a "left-handed” club. with a membership of nearly 2.000 scattered throughout all the principal townsx To be left» " 'A SPANISH clfiAttanfi’" Not All Spaniards Luck 3 Sense of Honor. ' An incident, told by a correspondent of Harper’s Weekly, who writes from Manila, shows that there are Spaniards Who possess what Burke calls “the-Chas: tity of honor.” ’ Gen. Anderson’s headquarters. As we went up the steps a tall man, rather Ishabbily dressed, preceded us. We noticed his military bearing, and were told that he was the captain of one of the Spanish men-of—war, which lay with prejecting spars at the- bottom of Ca— vite harbor. Following his footsteps.- we of necessity overheard what he said to the general’s aid: $200 from Admiral Dewey to pay 011' my men. I have come to repay the debt.” ' He turned his profile toward us, and we noticed how thin he looked. He must have starved himself to collect the money. With a very straight back, he counted out theSpanish bills, and turned to go. thesaid of Gen. Anderson. “Xever from, an officer,” answered the gray-haired old gentleman, with a. courtly, old-fashioned how. He at least is a true Spanish cab— all-ero. Our Soldiers \Vere Good. The records of .the judge advocate of the United States army show the. re- markable fact that throughout thelate war there was not. a single case in which the death penalty was imposed upon any ‘soldier on account of violation of the military law. This is believed to be without parallel in history. Crimes were committed, but they lacked-mal- ice or premeditation. and there were no desertsions because of cowardice or treachery. The soldiers of the United States deserve well the high estimation in which they are held for their moral and mental as well as their physical qualities. Spain’s 'O'iily'Navnl Victory. Only once in their history as a mu tion have the Spaniards achieved a. naval victory. 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