fl The sudden Epidemic of Grip has startled the coun try. The doctors confess they lave no sure Cure . for it, and this is seen to be ll no in the sudden death of Garcia and EK-Senator Brice and the alarming in- c-rease In the death rate. . ' = razilian 1 '..'r' \ alm. known where No fatal disease of Grip~ was ever BRAZILIAN BALM 'WaS'promptlY used- It kills the germs, arrests the progress of the disease at once, and takes all the evil effects out of the system. - Colds. Grip, Influenza, ' _' Old Coughs, Asthma Catarrh, Pleurisv, Bronchiti . IT ISA PERFECT REMEDY \AMAAAAN For Sale by EDWARD r. WEED, Wall Stree . Moderate. muommmqulNN’Nomnz Fond Thoughts. , LEAP YEAR; ‘ ‘ "' This Account Says It Will Be a Thing Unknovv‘n After the Year 2709: Within eight. more centuries leap year will have become a. relic of the present time. By that time the extra 11 days lost to make up the changes: from the old: Julian calendar to thht of the present. day will all have been duly aceounted.for, and the World will run around in just 365 days, and no more. The ladies of the coming cen- tury will be forced to devise some other-scheme for forcing the unwilling swain to take a wife. Nineteen bun-- titted. while! one of the even years end— ing a quartette, will not. be a leap’year simply because in arranging the dates it was purposely left out, says: the Cin— cinnati Enquirer. 7 The ladies lose their privilegevagain in 1000, but though there will not be many of those who see 1000 who will ace 2000, the latter year. ending a fourth century,- will be a leap-year. In this way three days are retrenched in four centuries, and the remaining seven, days- will be made up in a little over 300 years. After that calendar years will be like solar years, and errors in calculation of time will occur no more. The loss of leap years will in thou- sands of years: ali’ect the] seasons. but probably the mathematicians of the centuries hence will be SIO expert in handling figure-st and making calcula- tions that they will have no difiiculty in. keeping things going correctly. WORTH KNOVVING Thousands have found a. friend in Bacon’s Celery King. If you have never used this great specific for the prevailing maladies, Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint, Rhumatism, Costiveness, Nervous Exhaustion, Nervous Prostra- tion, Sleeplessness and all diseases aris- ing from derangement of the stomach, liver and kidneys, we shall be pleased to give you a. package of this nerve ton- ic free of charge. Large packages 500. and 25c. Edward P. Weed, N orwalk; Mrs. Scott Williamson. Darien. When you awake more tired than when you went to bed, Wlth an unpleasant taste in the mouth, your tongue coated and dry, and having no appetite for breakfast, you are suf- fermg from Dyspepsia. _ Numbers of people are suffering ser- lously from this complaint and its result, when one package of U. S. ARMY & NAVY TABLETS will bring about a prompt cure. A few doses will do more for 3. Weak or Sour Stomach than a pro- longed course of any other medicine. N ot- ng can be used with so much cer- tamt 1n obstinatecases of Constipation. These tablets are the outcome of years of study. and are compounded of the finest; drugs only, purely vegetable,they do not gripe, produce no reaction. Take no substitute. 10 GEN TS PER“ PACK- If you cannot get them at; your drug store, send 10 etc. for a package of 12 to the. U. S. ARMY & NAVY TAB- LET CO., 17 EAST 14TH 81,an YORK. \ E. W. Heinzman. 8va~omam . Nouoooo) - ) f O 800,” "”~J0oo"o~OOOOO-O ~¢mo¢oaio r’OO'vfd’l "INMNO: 6 0 1 - .L ' fine i-."v-i4..1\l.'\-'G (he z‘:--'“'l."1"l='3 TRICKSIN EUCHRE CLUBS. 2, Ln Incident Which Explains How Some If‘oxy Women “Win” the Prizes. \ TWO women hurried along Ad'ams‘ street from the Art institute, on their way to the Women’s Eucher club at: Handel hall, says a Chicago paper. “Just run in with me to Brentanoia a minute.” said. one. “I’ve got to get me. a punch)” - . The clerk showed a' collection of punches that made holes-of various? shapes. “No,” said the chopper. “I wantljuS'b a simple, round punch, this: size,” and she abstracted a, cardboard from her : pocket that showed the size of the perr- forat-ion. “011, very well,” said the clerk, “we have it, but it’s not. called for very often for privatelgames,” and the punch was brought out. and sold promptly. The second woman wondered what her friend want-ed of that particular punch, but. kept, her curiosity to her- self. The game was: exciting, and, as the friend is a goo-d player, she won eight games. The second woman no— ticed this particularly. But when the score cards were. exhibit-ed the friend had 11 credit marks: punched in. her score card. The other woman slaw then the wherefore of the particular punch they had bought. The friend had won eight. games, and then had done a little punching wit-h a private punch. ‘ The prizes at these club e-ucher con- tests: are quite valuable, and the spirit of gambling hasI become. so pronounced among some of these playens that they are not above resorting to unfair means to capture them. a - . 4 His , “Suprenien biomé‘nt.” Novelists are all wrong when they mention “the. time he proposed” or “the.- moment their eyes met” as the supreme moment of. some sentimental couple. A charming woman, who has been in love with her husband for five years, told me' how she always remem- bered “Tom,” Who, by the way, isan artist and a romantic figure at most times, says the Home Journal. “I :11- ways think of him,” she said, “as he looked once when he came into. the studio after having had a long and heated argument with an obstreperOus cook. He came in rubbing his hands, and his face was positively trans- figured. ‘Lu,’ he said. ‘I’m successful. - She’s discharged us.’ ” Sold His print... Ellie Government. The duke of Norfolk has just com- muted a pension which has a curious history. It goes as far back as Flodden Field, where his ancestor, the earl of Surrey, commanded, and was awarded a perpetual pension of $200 a. year for his victorious soldie'rship. 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