if? \ l I} BOT: BY FOR THE AND' I r a P APERS FOR '13 ,‘g a N. i WEEKLY u BU . gentjto any Address Addressikll Ordersgm: Gazette.” * one -— ‘ Dollar! . mentnnumbering eight. will probably ' they are, have never-yet been connected , with a play that. has made a hit 0?" «v' Newfoundland Ministry In Trouble. SPANISH samurai. ‘ It Did Impress the Commander or the German CruiserGeier as Wonderful. Capt. ,Jacobsen, commander of the German-cruiser Geier, has published in the Marine Review, of Berlin, two arti— cles about his personal experienccsdur- ing the SpanishuAmerican campaign in Santiago. 'In speaking of Spanish gun- nery he says: ' “I have heard of only one instance where a. Spanish shell‘ found an Amer. 'ican warship. This was sent into the Texas while that battleship was bom- barding the Socopa batteries. “One night while the American bat- tleships kept up a continuous bombard- ing one of the attacking'vessels was found by the searchlights of the bat» tery. The» Spaniards opened fire on it," but instead of hitting the vessel the Iowa, which lay under the cover of darkness, was struck by the shell from the Spanish howitzer. “Great must have been the fright of the American officers when on taking charge of Morro they found that the cannon operated against them by the Spanish bore the dat’esuldvos and 1718. Part of these howitzers were found loaded as the Americans took charge. The officer in charge ordered them to be fired off, and found to his great sur- prise that the longest distance one of these shots would traverse was 800 yards. “With due apologies to the brethren of Yankeeland, did the thrifty Ameri- cans really allow themselves to be frightened at this Spanish ‘blufi?’ In the beginning, perhaps yes. I must confess, and so do my ofiicers, that while watching the proceedings from our cruiser we had not the faintest idea that. the Spanish batteries had such antique material to defend their glorious honor with.” HUMOR. OF THE INSANE. There Is Plenty of the Real Thing, Says the Superintendent of an Asylum. “I was sitting in my ofiice the other day," said the superintendent. of the insane asylum-at Parlor City, “when one of the patients, a harmless fellow who is allowed to have the freedom of the building and grounds, came in, pale- With. indignation, and said that- he held a complaint to make. “ ‘What is it, your highness?’ I said, for it was the prince of Wales I was talking to. “ ‘Are the rules of the palace to be observed or not?’ he demanded. ‘I want to know whether our rules can be broken with impunity?’ “‘Certain-ly not, your highness,’ I said; ‘What is it?’ “ ‘I was coming down the corridor this morning,’ he said, ‘a-nd in a rack. on the wall I saw a. dozen red pails,. marked “for fire only.” Now, is that right. or not?’ “ ‘It is,’ I said. ‘Cllhe sign is correct.’ “ ‘Well, then,’ he said, ‘John- (refer- ring to a keeper) must be punished. As I stood there he came along and filled the pails with water.’ “‘He shall be- executed at once,’ I said, and- the prince bowed with great seriousness and walked out of the room. , “This incident illustrates a trick which few people know anything about,” continued the superintendent. “That is, there is more unconscious humor about a lot} of lune-tics than there is genuine humor among sane people. Some of the things that my patients say and do are funnier than any of the things I read- or hear from the outside world. I tell you, life isn’t so prosaic as‘ you’d think in an insane asylum.” THEATRICAL “JONAHS. ’ ’ Some Instances That Seem to ‘Give Good Excuse for the Super- stition of Actors. The. world has heard much of many theatrical superstitions, but little is known by the public of the painful fact that there is many an excellent actor who is regarded in deep, sober earnest- ness by managers, authors and actors alike as a “Jonah” and a. bird of ill- omen, says the Chicago. Journal. It is not, of course, possible to men- tion names, but half a down well- known men might, be instantly named who are not now, and have not been for years, allowed on any account to appear in any new piece or at the inauguration of any new management, and their ' names have been ruthlessly crossed of! when they have inadvertently crept into benefit announcements. One of the hard est-head ed authors of eminence in this country only recently was hor- rified to find the name of one of these actors connected even with the revival of a play of. his, and he insisted upon the engagement being canceled at once. There is no getting over the fact that some of these men, good actors though , achieved a run. STuJOHN’S, N. F., March 11.—Tu¢ colonial ministry is distracted with in. ternal dissensions. Sir James Winter, the premier, refuses to recall to the cab- inet former Finance Minister Morine, and the latter's following, 15 all told, ‘will‘withdraw its support from the gov- ernment and probably form an alliance with Mr. Morris, 'who leads an inde-' pendent party of four. Sir James Win- ter, with the. remnant of the govern- form a coalition‘with Mr. Bond, ‘who i has eight in his personal following. The Vpremier hopes to continue in power in defiance of Mr. Marine. The legislature, is, likely to ,meet on March 23. Should the government be defeated then on a i motion of confidence Sir James WinterI will advise a' dissolution, to b‘etolloweld. T H In . ; u v .11. N iNG (. A z, a T T a found with the rusted. an or rifle. .means the: only house with these odd- retreats. The old Penn‘house in the. - ity of. If people passed through them ' marketed is secured from - the hand- .by a Senora] electon.‘ . it)?“ pass from flower to flower and 01,1) TRAPPERS DYING OUTI- There Is No Longer- Any Money in. Trumping the Eastern \Voods. Trapping as a business has about ended in the eastern states. A few boy-s and improviden't men still set traps along the various woods streams of Pennsylvania, New York and Maine, .but the old—time trapperis going. The time was when men had. lines of traps up streams, over ridges and through swamps for scores of miles, through densest forest, 3. steel trap or dead fall, large enough to hold a min-k or marten, every quarter of a mile or so, and a double-spring trap at “likely” places along the line, large enough to holda fox, wolf, fisher or other bait thief. A couple or three bear traps were com- monly on the line. Every 10 or 12 miles was a. little. shanty, with its- pile of dry hickory, frying pan, 3. bag of salt and stretchers for the skins, all of which had been prepared in. the fall before the fur was prime. ‘ The longest lines took a week or 10 days to cover. Progress was slow. Snow had to be cleared away from the traps after a storm, the victims had to ’ be skinned, the traps re-set and; re- ; baited. Deer were shot to supply the bait. All alone, the trapper, with an ax o-r rifle and a light pack containing food, followed his line ‘by the blaze marks he had cut on the trees; It was a life of toil and hardship. Sometimes" the men. were lost, and in the spring, or years after. their bones would be The remuneration was not great, but large enough to be tempting in the days when a. prime mink brought $10 to $12 each. The old trappers are mostly (lead. The new ones are guides, andtrapping for $100 to $300 a. winter is not over- tempting to the men who get $3 to $5 per day guiding. MARRIAGE OF “PERKINS.” An Object Lesson in the Economics of Matrimony in the City‘ of Chicago. They called him “Perk” for short, because they were too busy to get the “ins” to make the full name, says the Chicago Inter Ocean. Perk never did much in the way of support- ing himself, but he let his married- sisd ter do the: providing. She had: done this for so many years that he began to think that it was her duty. In the ‘summer time he; played a. comet at the “chutes” and. flirted- ‘Wiithl the“ girls. Last summer he met a young girl at the .“chutes” and. fell in love with her. When winter came his occupation was gone, and he was too lazy to get ani- other. He spent his time calling 'on» his summer girl, who was obliged to work in a. restaurant at seven dollars per Week to support herself. One Sunday recently Perk thought that life would be unbearable without his charmer, and, borrowing 20 cents from his sister, ‘which was all the moneyshe had, e came in fromvBow- m-anirille, found his inamorata, and, to do the thing up in romantic style, they eloped to Wisconsin. It took; the girl’s week’s Wages to pay the railroad fare across the state line. They might have had: the knot tie-d here. at less ex- pense, but that would, have taken out all the romance. Nobody would. have prevented their marryinig, as no one cared... After Perk had been married, he wrote to his sister, saying: “Will be home Monday night. I hope every- thing will be all right.” It was all wrong. For when-Perk and his bride returned to Bowmanville the door was shmt and they were told that: there was no room for them there. IN PARLOUS TIMES. Mansions oi" the Oldezn Days End to Be Built with Many Secret Passages. The onward march of building prog- ress has unearthed many secrets con- nected with the old-time mansions of this city. The latest to yield up its se- crets to the world is the old Hamilton mansion, which has buffeted the storms of a century and a. half in Woodlands cemetery, says the Philadelphia Record. In tearing down some of the side walls the destroyersdiscovered several in- geniously concealed stairways. These led from secret panels on the ground floor to rooms in the secdnd and third stories. Another secret stairway leads to blind rooms, which also has a. secret existence. Why these rooms‘ were built there is much doubt. It-is pretty well settled that William Hamilton, who bought the grounds and mansion in 1747, had these secret passages ar- ranged so that he could escape if it be- came necessary. He was at one time resting under the charge of high trea- son, and the times about the beginning of the revolution were anything but quiet. The Hamilton mansion is by no Zoological gardens is full of secret pas— ' sages and stairways. There are pas- sageways-in that old house thatno one living t-o-dcy can tell the one time util- it. must have been done by lying down and crawling along, for it would admit of progress in no.0ther way. Profit in White cultu- Seed. ~lt is so-difiicult to cut and cure the ‘white clover after it has ripened its seed that this seed must always~ be high 'pricad. it is therefore worth. while for farmers who complain that everything they grow igloo cheap to give them any profitlo seed plentifully with White clover On some land that. is reasonably free from weeds. undgrow this cropvus a specially- \"Yhz'it is now picked headset cl over. out'of which the seed ispounded ’andfthe chaff blown: away. White clover heads are pretty ‘ 'sureto be‘filled with seed,“ the honey GREAT EXCI'I‘EMEN .L IN TOWN ' Over the remarkablecu‘res by the grandest specific of th'; 1. e Bacon’s Celery King,hw1ch’a3ts as a natural laxative, stimulates he lgestiveorg gans, regulates the «em and cidneys‘ and is nature‘s great heals an'l health renewer. . you ve lxiluey‘ Liver and Blood Disorder '13 u it delay but call at our store for a free tria pack- age. Edward P. Weed, Nor-walk Mrs. Scott Williamson. Darieu. When-the Southern veteran pinned a Confederate badge upon the manly breast of the president he fairly beat the president athis own game. Sure- ly, the Union has been restored! If Jeff Davis should now rise from his grave and wave the Stars and Stripes it would not astonish us.——New Haven Palladium. ' RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY “ Mystic Cure ” for Rheumatism and > N eu ralgia. radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It. removes at once the cause and the disease immediately disappears. The first dose greatly ben- efits. 75 cents. Sold by Edward P. Weed, 38 Wall street, W. C. Baur, 55 Wall street, Druggists, Norwalk. Ruined by: a. Tint-fie. Sweden was ruined by. a single battle. It was the battle of Pnltowa, in.»1709. -In this battle Peter the Great of Rus- sia defeated Charles XII. of Sweden. Sweden, under the Great Gustavus, had risen to the position of a. first-class Eu- ropean- power, while Russia was just emerging out of obscurity. Charles XII., by his marvelous victories, seemed on the way to make Sweden one of the greatest of the. powers. The crushing blow that was dealt at Pultowa ruined Sweden. At the battle of J ena», in 1806, Napoleon crushed the kingdom of Prus- sia. The battles of Sadowa. and Sedan practically crushed France and Aus- tria—Cincinnati Enquirer. SUBSTITUTION tho FRAUD oi'the (in? See you get Carter’s, Ask for-Carters [nelst and demaim Carter’s Little Sliver Pills The-only pertect LiVer Pill. l‘ake no other, '~ - Even if Solicited to do so. Beware of. imitations of Same Color \Vrapre“.__ RED. H [00.41 dam-four. ‘7 NOR WA§ POLICE DEPARTMENT Chief, Thomas Bradley; Captain, Wallace Dann. Headquarters, Water street. SOUTH NCRWALK POLICE DE- PARTMENT. Chief, William Vollmer; Captain, George W. Gladstone. Headquarters; Haviland street; NORWALK ‘FIRE DEPARTMENT. Chief Engineer, J. T. Prowitt; First Assistant Engineer, Fred. W. Smith; Second Assistant Engineer, Thomas S. Murray; Fire Inspector, George H. Al- len. > SOUTH NORWALK FIRE DEPART» MENT. Chief Engineer, Edward V. Baker; First Assistant, D. W. Harfor -' Sec- ond Assistant, George W. Bog rdus; Secretary Department. Andrew J. Croesman. ' PUBLIC LIBRARIES. City of Norwalk—Librarian, Miss Dotha Stone Pinneo, 20 Wall N. South Norwalk—Librarian, Miss Angeline Scott, 103 Washington, S. N. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. Allen, Lauren 14., 15 'Wash'n., S. N. Allen, Sarah E, Mrs. 11 New, E. N. Baker, Frederick R; 12 F. P., E. N. Baldwin, Arthur H., 83 Wall, N. Bean, Wright 3., 5 W. ave., S. N. Benediét, George W., 25 W. ave, S. N Bohemian, Chas. 61., 6‘4 8. M., S. N. Bobunnan. John G., 64 S. M, S. N.~ Brown, F. 71., 67 Rf vorside ave, E. N. Burke, W 0., In, lVaah‘n, S. N. Burnell, fiancisi... 76 S. Main, 8. N. Clark, Arthur N.,‘ 47 S. Main, 8. N. Coburn, J. H., 66 S. Main, S. N. . DeWolte,”D. 0., M Slain, S. N. Dumortier, John,‘=9'uWash’n, S. N. Fair-child, J. B..;W~inn-ipank, Glines, W. G., 59 Wall. N. 3N Gregory, James G., :5 W. ave, . Higgins, Royal I... SSW. :‘.ve., N. Hitchcock, Dexter. 18' W. are, 1!. Hitchcock, Walter. 68 Wall, N. “Huntington, S. H., 129 Main, N. Kennedy. John El‘., 18 8.111813, 8. N. - McGonegal, G. 11., 59 West an. N. Pardee, E. V. D., 35 N. Main, 5. N.’ _ Peck. Ell J., 66 Gregory P. B..- l. N. * gPhinney, L. N., 26 W. 1179., N. ‘Schavoir, Fredhys Wash’n, S. N. Sharer, Henry C , Ill-Wuhan, S. N. Smith, Edwin B..‘*"Kensett,’? N. Tito, V. G., 2 Burbank, S. N. Tracey, William J., 28 W. ave; N. . CHURCHES. First Baptist—Pastor, Rev. Frank. E. Robbins,.71EaatiaYe..'N. , . ~ First Baptist—Pastor, Rev. F. V. At- kinson, Main street, Rowayton. _ South Norman: Baptist:-:I?astor. Rev. Richard new-stem Masters. .sv u- mcnnmml-Mr Rev:- uowhmmlnl . ‘ .— M3. ,.‘.<f‘., _, coherogcflopah-rom, Bet. Gee-Id, 'H... Beari.r.lw;aemtreet.. nmth Main "and-’Wefifilmr-l .. l. :z 2: 4 Swed isli Bethlehem. .- Cone—Pastor. K fertilize it. w. ill". Otto Swanson. Riversidoavenus. I]. street, S. N.- ,: . a .lfifimmshamgwan. 0...!) .Thoma,K.,v-?lobk,,comruh 2.1.11. ‘, 7 _ m 7' ., ' . l . . M, l x'DOIlm-‘-.FOWIC;MSESWQ~I!I§!!§ i I German Evangelical St. Peter’s—z Pastor, Rev. Mr. Kohler, North Main St. Paul’s Episcopal—Rector, Rev. s B. Pond, East avenue and Church st. and Chapel at Our Holy Savior, Berk ley street, N. , . Grace Piotestant Episcopal—Rector , unction Belden avenu ‘ Cross street, N. ' . e ano Trinity Protestant Episcopal R . . . . —- ect- or, Rev. F. W. Norris, Fail-field avenue cogner of West street, S. N. ast Avenue Methodist E i . 4- Pastor, p scopal avevnue corner Henry street, E. N'. t Norwalk Methodist Episcopal—Paa- 'or, corner Mott avenue, N. First Methodist- Episcopal—Pastor. West Norwalk Methodist Mi ' '— Pastor, Rev. Isaac B. Brown, Wgssioitl Methodist Episcopal—Pastor, Rev. Henry 0. Whitney, Main corner Mam-4 avzrtiuie, Rogeyton. . r can . ethodist E isco '— ‘ Rev. 1. S. Sands, 15 Knight :fieeialfifor St. Mary’s R. C.—Pastor, Rev. John .J. Furlong, West eve. corner Chapel N St. Joseph’s R. C.-—i-"astor, Rev. J: .'l" Wxidters,t Mgsic Hall, S. N. ven ——- a t vac-'— - avenue, E. 14.5 or, ' Van 28nd! gchmuan Uni «.‘ — at Norwalk. on association Wm Union Church Society-Cranbury. K SOCIETIES, Assocmrrcmf are. filphéa Wheel Club, 51 Main N. ’ me can L ' ' lunon. n. N. egion of 1101101. 92 Wash- . A. 0. H., Division No. 1, 18 We D. of E., Lad' . - 18 Wall, N. we Auxiliary, A. )_ A. O. K., of M. C. Gazetge Building, N. ‘ . .K., 01M. 0., 1' 10: Washington, S. N-Paleetine Came. r on Singing Society, M . gatgolfi: Club, West avegggfoltll: S. b 18DWall, N, Bishop McMahon Council. Clubfidfin Norwalk Chapter, Centre: D. or H., L ton, 'S N. ‘ Germania Sac ington, S. N. ngerbund, Hat Trimmers’ Associ _ . at! . R.Iggoms,dWashington, S. 1‘31? rove 0rde Washington, S. N.r Heptasophs, 101 I. o. R. M., illgton, S. N. Uncas Tribe, 118 Wash. Independent 0. R. M 102 Washington, 3. N: sebum Stamm K. ' ' Wall,olf§.c" Catholic Union Council, 2t K. of H. 118 wamn -' * » . gton S. N K. Of P., Olive B ’ ' Washington, S. N. ranch Lodge, 8’ K- 01 G. E., Un' ington, S. N. 1011 Castle, 83 Wash. Knob Outin Cl Willem: Point 3 ob, Club House near aromake Gun Club, 9 Main N N. A. s. n, 8 North Main, s.’ N: N. P. U., Secu ' » ' .. Building, N my con-w" G32” nnomaaL . 83 Washington, 8. N. onus-bury “a” Nor-walk Barbers’ Unto "- ington, s. N., 13 Main, N. n’ 60 wash- Norwalk Club, 63 & 65 Wall, N N.H.F.A,,otthe . ‘- Washington, 8. N. U H. or N. A., 102 Norwalk Hospital Assoc. 2-1 home 0 . Pioneer Clem, ouis Lodge, 102 Washing- 162 Wash- G. a ‘Norwa'lk Lawn T avenue. ennis Club, MO' Norwalk Medical . Wall, N. . Assoc. 63 a as 0. B. A. Lodge 100 Washingt ' S . . N. 0. D. H. S., Humbol 0.: Wishington, s. N at “(188' 10: ainters' and Dec ' . Wall, N. orators Union, 46 Pequonnock Club, 13 Main, N. NPlne Ledge Outing Club, Rotou Poim Robert Em t Club, 20 Wall, N. S. A. R., rwalk Branch'No.’ 5. Sons of St. George, Welcomc Striavr'igernhpdggvhm Main st! set. N. - in C1 y eelme , - ton, S..N. ., n 83 Washing 0. U. A. M., Defender Council, N. U. B. of C. & J., of America, Nor waék (Local, Gazette Bldg, lN. . . G. C., Sherman Comma I Gazette Building, N. , ndery Central Club, 57 West avenue. N. Woman ’s Exchange. 57 West ave —_.__.____,_ MASON 10. Old Well Lodge,, 29 S. Main, S. N. Washington Chapter, R. A. ML, Ms sonic Bldg., N. . Butler Chapter, 20 S. Main, 8. N. Clinton Commandery, K. T., Mr; sonic Bldg, N. ODD FELLOWS. Our Brothers Lodge, 16 Wall, N. Butler Lodge, 130 Washington, S. N ,Kabaosa Encampment, 16 Wall. N. Colfax Encampment, S.‘ N. ’ ington, S. N. Norwalk Lodge, a. w. o. ore. r. 83 Washington, 8. N. warm as or annulus. Qourt Mahackemo, 83 Wash'n, S. N Court Narruk, Gazette B’l’d, N. . Star or Columbia,Circle, 83 Washing ten, 8. N. l ROYAL ARCAKUH. Pon’asus Council,- Water, 8. X. Sherman. Council, 126quh’n. 8'. N . TEMPERANCE socm'mae. ‘ I. o. o. T. Washington no“. FCnnbury. . _ , “'7' - Concord Division, Gazettein'l’d” N. Mlnnehaha Division, 83 Wash’n, ‘3. it Rowayton , ,.- . . W. C. T. U., City Missio'nnoom; S. Y. W. C. T. U., ,City Mission fit-01“ 8. N. . G.,A, 3. Post, Well, Buckingham rt _ ' i ‘ 33% H“ mm; .. ~ . findfldflgzfiibefiiflm e. .. .. magnum-gnome: M , «F93 3:1.9.~‘.~...-". Manama-5' mt. ., £0 aft-Ferry ,‘ "I, juries-«.100qu . 1 \ ,‘ VB Rev. Arthur J. Smith, East'- Rev. A. S. Kavanagh, West ave., S. N. ‘ s liprwalk Yacht Club, Hickory, Blua ' St. John‘s Lodge, Masonic Bldg, N ' Eureka Rebekah Lodge, 130 Wash- Rising Star Division," Crow’s flab. Rev. F- A. Scofield, Westaveuue ' ' .7