I Tuna nv ENING e’Az arr E . EVEN IN G GAZETTE. ENTERED AT THE POST OFFICE IN NOR WALK AS A NEWSPAPER. MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS. DAILY—One year, :33; six months, 81.75; hree months, 81; one month, 40c. WEEKLY—40ne year, in advance, 81; six months. 600.: three months. 350. Ann -g-x r WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21 1898. ,. ...—...... a“ . W a '5'" Lillian Russell. says her heart has turned to stone. It takes a nervy wo- man to admit that ossification has set in. The busting of that New York' gas tank ought‘ to suggest to a. local editor the advisability of placing himself in the hands of a competent cooper. Mr. Brice had to die to secure favor- able notices from his townsmen, but there is a man in Norwalk who will never receive favorable notice either in life or death. A club is about to be formed in Philadelphia which will permit its members to smoke pipes only. The deadly cigarette must go. There is not much of a future for Mr. Corbett unless he can induce Jack Rose to take up a collection for him. The attendance at Sunday school on the coming Sunday will exceed the superintendent’s most sanguine expec- tations. , The man who depends on a raffle for his turkey, is often compelled to put up with an understudy. ———————<o‘>o>-—\ Some Foolish People Allow a cough to run until it gets be- yond the reach of medicine. They often say, “Oh, it will wear away,” but in most cases it will wear them away. Could they be induced to try the squ cessful medicine called Kemp-"s Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first dose. Price 250 and 500. Trial size free. At all druggists coup—q —-— ‘IHE OTHER FELLOWS. lix-Gov. Bulkeley says “the senator- ship’s mine” and all the papers prompt- ly accuse this astute politician of being a poker player. Time will tell.»~l\'or- wich Record. Admiral Dewey takes a cheerful view of the situation at Manila, and thinks he can hold the position “against the whole earth.” Well, that's what he is ‘there for.——New Haven Register. The treasurer of a Northfield church refuses to make any report or show the books. He claims that it’s no one’s business so long as the bills are paid. A vote of confidence has not been passed by the congregation—Anemia Sentinel. The average American, however, has to like the weather as it comes, and it speaks highly for his powers of endurance that he gets along as well as he does—New Haven Palladium. When a railroad company creates a smoke nuisance by burning soft coal, there is redress by law. Nothing can preventa man from smoking athree for five cigar, however.-—Bridgeport Telegram. Dewey’s fame makes trouble for post- al clerks. He has fourteen postofiiccs named after him in the United States, with a living chance of having twenty. —--Norwich Bulletin. Now they are talking about ex-Gov- ernor Bulkeley’s war record without saying anything about it.—_New Haven News. —-———~-—<o-o>———— DARIEN. G. H. Tilley is confined to his home by illness. H. Tristram is very ill at his home on Main street. The Christmas entertainment in the public school will take place Friday. Men are busy cutting ice on Tilley’s pond and storing itin the new ice-house completed a few day ago. The Sunday-schools of the Congrega- tional and Methodist churches will hold their Christmas festivals next Monday evening. The grip seems to have struck this town. A large number of people are confined to their homes with attacks more or less severe. George Edwards, for some time pri— vate secretary for Senator Joseph R. Hawley, has been elected secretary and treasurer of the American Society in Porto Rico. Two or three months ago , M r. Ed wards went to Porto Rico, and from all accounts is meeting with great success there. ‘ A ‘- Roberts-Colwell. Harris L. Roberts, captain in the U. S. A., was married yesterday to Mrs. 5 Genevieve Colwell, of New York, by’ Rev. T. K. Noble. The groom express- ed his intention of returning to Porto Rico at an early date. WESTPORT. At the annual meeting of the West- port fire department, held in the rooms of Saugatuck Hose company, Tuesday evening, the following officers were elected for the ensuing year : Chief engineer, Alexis F. Downs. First assistant, Joseph Haaf. Second assistant, Gould D.. J ellil‘f. President, Thomas Quinlan. Vice-pres1dent, Frank N. Taylor. Secretary, L. H. Gault. Treasurer, John N. Gault. Department physician, Dr. Nolan. BELoEd lllLL. Robert Lynch is confined to the house with a sprained ankle received while at work in the Nor-walk Mills. Josiah Gilbert is recovering from his recent illness. Miss Bessie‘ Treadwell, of Lyons Plains, is visiting her grandmother, Mrs. Elizabeth Brady. ————-———‘I-O|>——— Five Hours to Washington via Royal Blue Line. Three new trains daily from New York, make the quickest time between here, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington, reaching the latter city i 1 5 hours. They depart from Central R. R. of New Jersey station boat of Liberty street at 11:30 a. m. 1:00 p. m. and 3:00 p. m. South Ferry boat of Whitehall street, 5 minutes earlier. The latter train is known as the “Royal Blue Limited,” composed entirely of parlor and dining cars that were built especially for this service by the Pull- man Palace Car Company. and are con- ceded to be the finest specimens of the . car builder’s art turned out in modern times. A general change of time on the Royal Blue Line occurred Novem~ her 20th, involving other fast trains through to Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington. ——<Io-o>——————— Surgeons Appointed. Orders issued from the adjutant-gen- eral's office yesterday appointed the following persons as post surgeons for Fairfield county, to determine exemp- tions from military duty by the stand- ard of disability, prescribed by the sur- geon general: George B. Cowell, Bridgeport: Vil- liam C. Burke. J12, Norwalk; VVilbzir S. \Vatson, Danbury: Charles R. Hart, Bethe}; J. F. Howell, Stamford; l'ld- ward M. Smith, Newtown; William I... Griswold, Greenwich; Loren T. Day, \Vestport; 'William H. Donaldson, Fair- lield: Andrew ll. Gorham, VViltcn; flir- nest H. Smith, Bedding; C. B. Keelcr, New Canaan; Russell "W. Lowe, Ridge' field. ‘2' v v —" Royal Blue Line’s Five Hour Trains. To IVnshington in 5 hours from New York is the time made by the Royal Blue Line trains leaving stations of, Central R. R. of New Jersey, foot of Liberty street, at 11:30 a 111., 1:00 pm. andu3:00 p. 111.; South Ferry, foot of Whitehall street, 5 minutes earlier, daily. The latter train, known as the “Royal Blue Limited,” has a counter- part that leaves Vv'ashington at the same hour, reaching New York at 8:00 p. m. Both these trains were built especially for this service by the Pull- man Palace Car company, and are con- ceded to be the finest specimen of car construction of the present age. The “Limited" is made up entirely of par- lor and dining cars. In addition to above a general change of time in the Royal Blue Line service took place on November 20th. Hoop—~— Petition to General Assembly. The following petition to the General Assembly was filed in the state some tary’s office yesterday: Norwalk Street Railway company, for an amendment to its charter, per- mitting it to extend its lines. ~—-e~~—‘ I -0 >__.._ THE MODERN MOTHER Has found that her little ones are El f proved more by the pleasant Syrup oi Figs, when in need of the luxative ef- fect of a gentle remedy, than by any other. Children enjoy it and it benefits them. The true remedy, Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup C0. only. . -~~r—‘o<.>o»r~v— ‘.————— A Portrait Group. Governor Cooke has announced to his staff that he desires a portrait group made in front of the capitol at Hart- ford and in accordanCe with his wish, the photograph will be made on Janu- ary 4th. The governor will then tender 3. dinner to his staff at the United States Hotel. Mo»— 'l‘he shellfish commissioners yester- day afternoon signed the deeds for the transfer of about 3,500 acres of oyster land in Long Island Sound. for which application has beenEmade by represen- tatives of a. syndicate. ‘ ‘ Cultivate Cheer-lumen. We should train ourselves to see the good things, the bright things of life There are few habits more common. even among Christians, than this of seeing and remembering unpleasant things and being blind to and forget- ting the pleasant things, and there is; no 'habit which is more lnlmlcal to cheerfulness. The truth ls, there are in lthe ordi- nary life a thousand pleasant things to one that is unpleasant. It is a shame, therefore, to let the one rough- ness ofOpain spoil for us all the glad- ness of a thousand good things, the one discordant note mar for us all the music of the grand symphony.— Forward. ' ‘ .. ......u--..-_... —‘~‘ HOW TO FIND OUT. Fill a bottle or common glass with your water and let it‘stand twenty-four hours; a sediment or settling indicates an unhealthy condition of the kidneys; if it stains your linen it is evidence of kidney trouble; too frequent desire to pass it or pain in the back is also cen- vincing proof that the kidneys and bladder are out of order. WHAT 10 DO. There is comfort in the knowledge so often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy fulfills every wish in curing rheuma- tism, pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part of the urinary passages. It corrects inability to hold water and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor. wine or beer, and overcomes that un- pleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and get up many times during the night. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Swamp- Root is soon realized. It stands the high- est for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medi- c ne you should have the best At drug- gists fifty cents or one dollar. You may have a sample bottle and a book that tells more about it, both sent absolutely free by mail, if you send your address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham- ton, N. Y. When writing be sure and mention that you read this generous offer in The N ORWALK GAZETTE. Professional Card. ADIES’ NURSE. Apply 9 Warren street. 010 tf WANTED. WAN TED—Houses and Real Estate to sell. W. H. Byington,-Insur- ance, GAZETTE Building. N30 ti WANTED—Contractors to know that the Fidelity and Deposit Co., of Maryland, furnishes surety. W. H. Byington, agent, GAZETTE Build- ing. N30 tf TO RENT. To RENT-A titans"has; ZETTE Building. Apply to Charles N30 tf v—v‘ Olmstead, Masonic Building. FOR SALE. "OR SA LE—A house on Wilton ave- nue, 6 rooms. Will be sold cheap. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 tf ElOR- SALE—Three fine building lots on Wilton avenue. 0. E. Wilson, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 tf For. SALE—Two building lots on Newtown avenue, (50x200. \V. H. By- ington, Insurance. GAZETTE Building. D29tf FBOR SALE—One of the best building lots in the city; five minutes wa k from Bridge. Water and gas on street. "W. H. Byington, insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 tf T‘OR SALE—House at Broad River, 6 rooms and basement: new barn; lot 75x200; chicken house and fruit. W. H. .Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. MB tf FOR SALE—House on Franklin ave one. water and sewer connection; barn and hennery. W. H. Byington, Insur— ance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE on RENT—House on. Camp street; 13 rooms, modern im- provements; barn and large carriage house. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE—On Newtown avenue, a. fine house of 10 rooms, hot and cold water, furnace, etc. Lot 95x400. VViL be sold cheap if taken at once. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Build- ing. D29 Fairlield Gounly National Bank. Norwalk, Conn., Dec. 10, 1808.. NOTICE. The annual meeting of the Stockho - ders of this bank, for the Election of Directors for the ensuing year, will be held at their Banking House on Tues- day, the 10th day of January, 1899. Polls open from 11 a. m. to 12 In. L. C. GREEN, Cashier. HOYT’S THEATRE, mm DEG. 22. Rice 8:. Barton’s Comedians in the Funny Farce Comedy, McDoodle’S ; S FLATSl Headed by the King of‘llrish Come: dians.... ' J. K. MULLEN Supported by an Excellent Compan. . of Laugh Provoxerg. : PRICES—25, 50 and 76c. Seats on sale at Plainted’s and Woed’s drug stores. . tr.’ IIEIE’S Willi GIMME. A fine building lot on , Wilton ave nue. If you intend to build, look at this before purchasing. Water, gdsnnd sewer on the‘avenue. Will be sold at a Bargain. W. H. BYING‘I’ON, Roal‘Estate and Insurance- Room .I . Gazettelfl’d; Those Two Useless Buttons. The story is 'told of a missionary who was laboring to convert a China man, who found himself confronted by a question from the heathen, in this wise: “You think you know every- thing. Tell me, then, why you wear‘ those ,two superfluous buttons on the back of your coat?” Many who sup- pose that the buttonsin question were used to support the sword belt are in like manner nonplussed, as the prac- tice of wearing a sword from the waist belt is comparatively recent; formerly, the'sword belt crossed the right shoulder, as it is still worn in some uniforms, particularly that of the Scottish Highlanders. The two buttons, in fact, were used to button back the skirts of the long frock coats formerly worn by men, and corres. pondingbutton holes or loops occu~ pied the corners of the said skirts. The French soldiers' over-coats are made in this manner to the present day. We have seen men use the same contrivance as a conveniancc for rid- ing the bicycle—Brooklyn Eagle. yfiu a wider assortment of unusual articles than others 8 0W. RESENTS can be~ found at our store to please the young and old, rich and poor. Everything first- class and up-to-date. - EVERYTHING we offer is up-to-date and guar- STERLING Silverware is here at its best. We aim to gives ‘ anteed. No old stock, but the best that money can purchase. OWHERE else can be found such a Main Street, N large stock from which to make a selection. Norwalk. ' 5 HRISTMAS gifts to suit .all cir—‘ cunistanccs, you will find amongst our stock. —_ 96 Washin ton - g ACE and every watch is of the best workmanship and guaranteed. HEMARKABLE bargains Street, South N orwalk. are offered for Christ- mas. A woman returning from a stay in England its authority for the state- OUR prices will please by their ex- treme modesty. ment that it is not uncommon over . HOOSI (r, . there for the owner of a. handsome .: ’ from Ofifsalgl? \ suburban iesulence to 1ece1ve for pay is eaSy_ an autumn or winter house party. She will act as ehaperon if desired, or will D ' ,- el'fuce herself in her own quarters, 1113 films: directing the management of the - l . 0111111? servants to relieve the temporary host- I ' | e SEW 818 ess from all care of that sort—New York Post. '_ J NOTES FOR DAILY THOUGHT. WE BECOME SOLE SURETY ON ALL BONDS. If You Want a Bond As Executor, Trustee, Administrator. Guardian, Re ceiver, Assignce or in Replevin, Attachment Cases, etc., As a Letter Carrier, As a Contractor, As a Sunlight and Shadow. Men turn their backs to the sun, light and call the shadow adversity.— Presbyterian Journal. Always Safe. gins; “gfiysmssgfirgglfmk; 331:? United States Official, As State, County, Town or are trying to’do their mist Short- City OffiCIal, As an Officer of a Fraternal Society coming is no sign of shortwilling, Sweetness is never whipped in.——J. F. W. Ware. Be Glad For Something to Do. Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you temperance and .self—control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulncss and con- tent, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know—The Reformed Church Messenger. As an employee ofa Bank,Corporation or Mercantile Thehdehly liliepdsit Company Of MARYLAND, WILL FURNISH IT. m3“ Don’t Give or Accept Personal Surety. 3 WILLIAM H. BYINGTON, Agent, Gazette Building, - - Norwalk, Conn llW STORE l I New Goods 1 , “t _ EW “108° n; ‘::;W"1::rn‘,rs:..::‘_£ .- -.-; '3. _ ,I . x » ... ' UR XMAS JOYS Will be increased by a visit to one of our Stores where, at prices never before heard of, you can buy the Best of Everything in the Grocery L1ne. Our Stock is replete with the Choicest Goods for the Holiday Trade, including Foreign and Do- mestic Dried Emits, Canned Fruits, Preserves, Jams, Jellies, Mince Meat, _ etc. and everything to be found in a FirstGlass Grocery Store. Our Famous Elgin Butler (Gill Edge) 230 lb., 5 lbs. for .................................... Si. l0 p, Sugar cured Shoulders, Mild cured, Boston Gui .............................................. 6c lb. - 5 lbs. Iood Sweet Lard .......... . ........ . ............................................... . ................ 25c. T l M w 3 1b Package Prepared Buckwheat ................. . ...... 8c 5 lbs California. Raisins ........................... , ... ..2fic 1 lb Can Corned Beef ................................... 100 Seeded Raisins .............. ... .. . . .. ..n.................1;c - Baked Beans .............. ' ............. . .................. 4c Cleaned Currants ........... . ...... .......‘...............'llc Roast Beef (2 lb can). . ., ......... . ............ , .......... 1 8c New Mixed Nuts ................. . ...................... .80 10 lbs New Buckwheat ............. '. . . . . . .- ........... .250 Mince Meat .............. . .............. , ............ , . . .fic . 15 lbs Corn Meal .................. , ........... , ............ 25c Boneless Breakfast Bacon. . .- .......... ... ........... 9&9 lb 10 lbs Rolled Oatmeal ...... ' ...... ...... . ....... . ...... . . .25c Flake 01' Pearl Tapioca ................ -. . .r.";, ........ 4c lb' 5 lbs California Prunes ........... . .......... . . .. ..... -. . . .25c 2 lbs Starch ............... .. ....... . ....................... 5c Sage and Thyme per package... . . ............... _. . .~. . . . .-.1c 2 lbs Full Cream Cheese ...... , ....... - ................... 2.50 Enam’cli‘n‘ei. . . .. - . ." ..... ,5, ..... , ....... ... ..... -. . . . .3c 47_ Qakes Uzone Soap .......... . ........................ 25c --“5'leail'delly....'............‘.....‘.......-.....,.'.........15c‘7CakesBabbit’sSoap... ......... . ....... ...... 25c Sardines..=..: ................. ;. ........... s... .............. 3c 14CakesLaundrySoap........... ..... .............. 156 LargeBottle Ammonia.... ..... ......4c filbsSal Soda... ................. ............ . ..... 5: Red Alaska Salmon ..... . . . . . . . . -. ....................... 10c Citron, Lemon or Orange Peel. . w . .. . . ., . .......... , .100 lb 3CansGolden Pumpkin..’ ............ . .......... . ....... 25c ,SweetCorn ..................... ..... 0c Evaporated Apples...'....-..., ............ '. ........... .12c EarlyJune Peas ........... ................ .....0p 4 lbs Boneless Codfish ........... '. .. ......... x ..... . ..... 25c White Cherries (2 lb can) ..... '. .. . . .'. ................. 100 SPECIAL—Pink Cup and Saucer, Pink Plate, China. Fruit Plate, ”China Cuspidore, with-ONE Pound Oofl‘ee. _ TE. Rl LYNCH CO. ..9- “hymn, bulimic, do msmuaron‘ swimsuit Il-onwm.