THE Ev ENIN G-A,»,IG AZ E'r'r E ‘7 EVEN IN 6 GAZETTE. .mJ P. «1 ' ENTERED AT THE POST OFFICE IN NOR WALK As A NEWSPAPER. MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS. DAILY—One year, 83; six months, 81.75; hree months, 81; one month. 40c. WEEKLY—One year, in advance, .1; six months. 600.; three months. 353. AA: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1898. . ”Ase 2 'J' ,u...—ux New York’s latest elevator accident but goes to show that there will always be danger as long as ignOrant and reck- less operators are in charge of the elevators. When Col. Bryan’s regiment is final- ly mustered out quite a number of trained 16 to 1 orators will be turned loose on the public. Another advantage of the Christmas stocking is that wearing it makes the concussion so much less felt when i‘ comes to footing the bills. Most of the New York Savings banks that contemplated reducing the rate of interest below 4 per cent. have aban- doned the idea. ,_ Nothing makes a man so mad as to “mine" in speaking hear his wife say of their joint possessions. According to the various explana- tions,the open-door policy means al- most any old thing. 4“ THE OTHER FELLOWS. There is one satisfaction in casting bread upon the waters. The fish get something to eat.~—Bridgeport Tele- gram. The fact that Honduras drinks only American beer is accepted as a token that we are expanding. -And if Hon- duras keeps on drinking our beer,she’ll expand, too.———New Haven News. Teacher—Molly, what is the most in- ,‘telligent beast? Molly—Man.—Indianapolis Journal. Gov. Lounsbury has shaken the plum tree twice, and in each case the result is wholly satisfactory to the people of the state.—VVaterbury Republican. ‘ V V The Homeliest Man in Norwalk, As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on any druggist and get free a trial bottle of Kemp’s Bal— sam for the Throat and Lungs, a reme- edy that is guaranteed to cure and re- lieve all Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma, Bronchitis and Consumption Price250. and 506. 0.. EVE’S RAMBLINGS. COMMENT AND GOSSIP AMONG THE WOMEN. BY 01112! or THEM. Surprising, is it not, how some peo- ple hate being laughed at ? They either “cut up rough” at once and open- ly, or they assume a constrained smile, intended to veil their feelings, but really agonizing to behold. I am sure that there are persons who could better stand cilumny than a joke. That is a pity, for really there is so little honest laughter in the world that one might be willing to add to the gayety of the community, and even to join in it. If a thing be really funny, one ought to be able to perceive the fact, in spite of its connection with one’s impeccable self. Besides, people who can laugh piOperly are, as a rule, nice. Please note thereser vation. If it be true—and I think it is~that the 11oman who giggles is petty and shallow, the person who "sniggers” malicious, and the dreadful creature who utters a resounding bellow unre- fined to a degree, it is also true that she 11h01ings a p111etoned ca1illon of mirth is loyal and geneious and wide of mind. A sense of fun is a precious, if dan- gerous, possession. It may be embar- rassing to its owner, but it makes for safety and charm. You can argue with one who possesses it; you may even convince. That person will be chari- table, forgiving, sympathetic; for a sense of humor implies the power of looking at a matter all round, from different points of view. I suppose that if it were general there would be no suicides, few proL. lem novels, a general improvement in, feminine attire, hardly any quarrels, no false pretensions—ah, well, the mil- lennium would be with us, athing for 'which we dare not hope. To be domestic is not considered com- mon place among great ladies abroad, where the ability to rule one’s home and keep it in good working order is thought an accomplishment Of the first water. Queen Victoria’s daughters were taught to cook and sew and make them- selves generally useful. The Princess of Wales learned scientific dress-cut ting, and a royal princess not so very 1 long ago was initiated into the myster- ies of hair dressing. . ~ , Princess Henry of Battenburg is a skillful embroideress, besides being an artist and musician. Domesticity has not proved\a bar to culture in the case of any of these highly placed 'women. The Empress Frederick Of Germany is one of the most intellectual and cul- tured women in the world, but she is also an adept in the domestic arts. She isa sculptress and can cleverly wield the brush, as well as her sister, the Marchioness of Lorne. There is no better judge of needle- work in the kingdom than Princess Christian. Many of the designs used in the Royol School of Art Needlework are from the clever pencil of Princess Louise, Marchioness of Lorne. Princess Alice, mother of the present Empress of Russia, used to ‘cut out her children’s clothes and trim their hats in the far-back days when she was Grand Duchess of Hesse and was sur- rounded by the little ones. If we take a step down to duchesses, marchionesses, etc., we shall find that blue blood is usually associated with a taste for true British,domestieity. The Duchess of Abercorn can sew beauti- fully. The Duchess of Sutherland can cook and make a gown. She often de- signs her own dresses. The Marchion- ess of Londonderry, one of England’s most famous beauties, is a utilitar 1an of the first water. J @:lyféé 31/ng”. BEBIRBLESS (”IF AGE. The kidneys are responsible for more sickness, suffering, and deaths than any other o1gans of the body A maj01 ity of the ills afflicting peo- ple to- day is t1 aceable to kidney trouble. It pe1vades all classes of so- ciety, in all climates, regardless of age, sex or condition. The symptoms of kidney trouble are unmistakable, such as rheumatism. neuralgia, sleeplessness, pain or dull ache in the back, a desire to urinate Often day 01' night, profuse or scanty supply U1ic acid, 01 b1 ick- dust deposit in urine a1e signs of clogged kidneys, causing poisoned and ge1m- -filled blood. Sometimes the hcarht acts badly and tube casts (wasting of the kidneys s) are found in the urine, which if neglected will result in Bright’s Disease, the most dangerous form of kidney trouble. All these symptoms and conditions are promptly removed under the in- fluence of Dr. Kilme1"s Swamp-Root. it has a world wide reputation for its wonderful cures of the most distress— ing cases. No one need belong withOut it as it is so easy to get at any drug store at- fifty cents or one dollar. You can have a sample bottle of this wonde1ful dis- cove1 y, Swamp- -Root, and a. book telling all about it, both sent to y 011 absolutely free by mail. Send youi add1ess to Dr. Kilme1-8; Co.. Binghampton, N. Y and kindly mention that you 1ead this lib- eral offer in THE N ORWALK GAZETTE. ————-—<o.o>—-————- SUNDAY AT THE CHURCHES. GRACE CHURCH—Sunday Holy Communion 8 a. In. Morning prayers and sermon 10:30. Benedicite Best; offertory solo “Show me thy way 0, Lord.”adapted to Handel’s Largo, Harry Pepper. Sunday school 12:15 p. m. Evensong 7:30 Lloyd’s service in F; offertoryanthem,“Hearken unto me my people” Sullivan. The Rev. J. Mc- Clure Bellows will ofiiciatc. service FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.— Thomas K. Noble, pastor. Services at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 pm. In the morn- ing Rev. W. C. Curtis will preach and the pastor will conduct the opening ex— ercises. In the evening there will be a memorial service in honor of our sol- diers who have died in the war with Spain. Members of G. A. R. and W. R. C. will attend. NORVVALK METHODIST CHURCH, REV. F. A SCOFIELD, PASTOR—Rev. Arthur Boynton, of Middletown, Conn, will preach Sunday morning and even- ing. The 9:30 meeting will be led by Bro. Herbert Quick. The Epworth League meeting in the evening will be led by C. M. Daniels. The subject is, “Walking with Christ.” KNIGHT STREET A. M. E. CHURCH-- Beecher Carter, Pastor. Second quar- terly meeting; Morning service, Love- feast at 10:45. Sunday school at 12:15. Preaching at 3 o’clock, Christian En- deavor at (i. Preaching at 7:45 p. m. by the presiding elder Rev. G. T. Hays- lett, The revival services will be con- tinned next week, at which time we will be assisted by the presiding elder and the evangelist Mrs. Rosa Smith, A ‘ r The entertainmentgiven by the Always Ready and Volunteer circles, K. D., of the Methodist church, netted $25. Story of a Slave. To be bound hand and foot for \ears by the chains of disease is the w01st fmm of slavery. George D. Williams of Manchester, Mich., tells how such a. slave was made f1 no He sayzs “ My 1 wife has been so helph es 101 live y.e 1.15 that she could not turn ove1 in bed alone. ‘LAf er using two bottles OI Elec- t1ivc Bitters she is wondevfully im- proved and 3.ch to do her own wmk. ” This supreme leniedy for female dis- eases quickly cures nervousness. sleep- less1 es 1, melancholy. headache, back- ec'nc. fainting and dirty spells. This miracle working medicine IS a. godsend to weak, sickly, 1un down ptople. Every bottle gua1a111eed.Only 1301-. Sold bv Iohn A. Riggs, d1uggist,ll Main street. ' Bismarck's Iron Nerve Was the result of his splendid health- Indomitable will and tremendous ener' gy are not found where Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Bowels are out of order If you want these qualities and the suc- cess they bring, use Dr. King’s New Life Pills. They develop every poweI of brain and body. Only 250 at John A. Riggs’ drug store, 11 Main street. WANTED. ANTED—Houses and Real Estate to sell. W. H. Byington, Insur- ance, GAZETTE Building. N30 ti ANTED—Contractors to know that the Fidelity and Deposit Co., of Maryland, furnishes surety. W. H. Byington, agent, GAZETTE Build- ing. N30 ti / 'I‘O RENT—A large hall in the GA- ZETTE Building. Apply to Charles Olmstead, Masonic Building. N 3!) ti FOR SALE. OR SALE—New Milch Cow with Calf. Apply at 32 Water street. D6 3t OR SA LE—A house on Wilton ave- nue, 6 rooms. Will be sold cheap. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 ti OR. SALE—Three fine building lots on Wilton avenue. . Wilson, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N 30 tf FOR SALE—Two building lots on Newtown avenue, 60x200. W. H. By- ington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. D29_tf FOR SALE—One of the best building lots in the city; five minutes wa k from B1 idoe Water and gas on street. W H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. N30 tf‘ 4 OR SALE—A lot 25x100 on Wash- ington Street B1idge with spiles, caps, etc., next to Capt. Verity’s; also a safe. Must be sold this week. Ap- ply tO' TAYLOR & GOLDEN. D5 11v FOR. SALE—House at Broad River, 6 rooms and basement; new barn: lot 75x200; chicken house and fruit. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE—House on Franklin ave nue, water and sewer connection. bath and henneiy. W. H. Byington, Insur- ance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE OR RENT—House on Camp sheet; 13 moms, modem im- provements; barn and large car1iage house. W. H. Byington,b Insurance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE—«On Newto vn avenue, a fine house of 10 moms, hot and cold wate1.fu1nace etc Lot 9511400. Will be sold cheap if taken at once. W. H. Byington, Insu1ance, GAZETTE Build- ing. . D29 Professional Card. LADIES’ NURSE. Apply 9 Warren street. tf Eairiield" county National Bank l\o1wa1k,Conn., Dcc.10, 1898. NOTICE. The annual meeting of the Stockho - dcisof thls bank, for the Election of D11 ecto1s for the ensuing year. will be held at theii Banking House on Tues- day, the 10th day of Janua1y, 1899. Polls open from 11 a. m. to 12m L. C. GREEN, Cashier. PREPAYMENT OF DEBENTURES. The Middlesex Banking 00., of Middletown, Conn. Will Dav, with interest to date of Dmment, upon p1 esentation at its Banking House DEBENTU R ES. Series 6(9, due December 1 1898. Series 70 , Januarv 1, 1*‘99. Series 7‘2. “- January 1, 1899. Series 24. “ January i, 1891). Se1ies 71, “ February 1. 18119. Series 7'3, “ February 1, 1899. Series 26, “ February 1. 1899. HOYT’S THEATRE, One Week, Commencing MONDAY, DEEMBEH I 2 ““3'1iiii’i°’"”liii” edy Company SUPPORTING Laura Hul'bert, In First-Class Repertoire. Monday Evening the Great Play. IN FATUATION. ' Tuesday evening ..................... Old Glmy Wednesday awning .............. True as Steel ’lhur sday owning ................ The Octoruon Friday evening ............... Rip Van Wi- dds 5- 1tu1day evening.. u’Nobody s Daughter PRICES—Evenings, I00, 20c, 30c. Ma.- iuve, Children, I00, Adults, 20c. Reserved Seats for Saturday Matinee, 30c Rents now On sale at Pleisted' s and Weed' s drug stores. [1131111111 911111111. ”llll SALE! The homestead of the late Dr. Brady on Uelden Iiill. Wilton, consisting of about 311 new. of 1111: 11. large dwelling house. barn. car- ! iuge house. graiuery, smoke houseJmnnery. etc" mil be sold cheep if applied for at once. Is excellently located and would make a fine hehlthresm't. Address. MR3. F. BRADY, or ‘R. :11. mrcn, Wilton, can... New York Announcement. Homer’sFumiIure. Reasons why you should buy it in preference to any other. 11). Because it is the best Furniture that can be produced,bothin medium and finest grades; (2). Because oul assortments are ”unequalled (3). Because our p1ices are the lowest at which goods of standard quality can be sold. Novelties for theHolidays. These comprise thousands of ar- ticles, from the inexpensive Rocker, Easy Chair‘or Writing Desk. to the most exquisite Diessing Table 01 Cabinet. Thosedesirousofselecting uselul, bomb-«1111c 1nd ever welcome Holidm Gilt: “ill find ample choice in our va=t stock, and at all prices, plainly 111:1.1'knd. R. J. Homer &_ CO., Furnlturc hfokers and Importers, 61-65 W. 23d St., New York (Adjoining Eden Musee.) Homes 1‘: Co.’s establishment is one of the ! sights of New York-Newspaper Comment. . SHOE F011 WINTER USE. It ABSOLUTELY prevents slipping, and insures perfect safety and comfortto horse and drive an Bhod with the “ Neversllp " your horse‘ 13 feet are always in good can ition—kept so b not having to constantly remove the 5 cos for sharpening. The CALKS are REMOVABLE, Steel-Centered and SBLF-SHARPENING and ROUND 0R SQUARE BASE as preferred. Catalogue on Application. L. L. ENSWOHTH 8L SON, Blacksmiths’ Supplies, HARTFORD, - CONNECTICUT. Fiasco 1161350113. V It“. GEORGE W. BRADLEY. 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SPECIAL—e—Pink Cup ian Vase, or China Cuspidor, with One Pound of Coffee. and Saucer, China Fruit Plate, Bohem- HE P J LYNCH CO I9 IAIN STREET, NORWILK. IIB WASHINGTON STREET. SMITH IIIBWILK.