‘ loss. .1 THE EVEAVNINeC’AZETTE r EVENING GAZETTE. ENTERED‘AT THE POST OFFICE IN NOR WALK AS A NEWSPAPER. a. ' MAIL SUBSCRIPTIWVS. DAILY—one year, 83; six months, 81.75; hroe months, 81; one month, 40c. WEEKLY—One year, in advance, 81; six months. 60c) ; three months, 350. ¥ MONDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1898. AChicago man has written to the President suggesting that the Philip- pines be traded for Ireland. He is probably Mr. Dooley. These be unpleasant days for boy kings, boy orators, boy leaders, boy preachers, boy doctors, and other boy- - ish freaks. The love-sick young women who are trying the suicide route out of their troubles ought to bear in mind the fact that there are other young men. The New Haven News says that Ex- Governor Morgan G. Bulkeley, who is credited with senatorial aspirations, is also credited with an adequate equip- ment of “sand” and an unconquerable aversion to the “ white feather.” In other words, he is a “stayer.” The contest between a stayer and a candi- date who is no quitter, is sure to pre- sent phases of absorbing interest to the onlooker. It is the experiment over again of an irresistable' object coming in contact with an immovable object. A A->‘ ‘vv 7 EVE’S RAMBLINGS. COMMENT AND GOSSIP AMONG THE WOMEN. BY ONE OF THEM. Party of ladies were lunching togeth- er one day last week when the conver- sation turned upon the subject of money and the ways in which women hoarded it away. Many amusing stories were told of the strange devices of our grand- mothers, who perferred an old stocking. carefully hldden away, to the best in- vestment ever offered although loses were frequent. But there are many other methods of storing away money as amusing as the stocking habit, and in the days, too, of banks and burglar-proof safes. It was only the other day I read of a woman who used a big clock as a hiding place, and in it she had the sav- ings of years. In an unguarded moment she told of it, and two hours later discovered her Even then I do not seriously be- lieve that she took that lesson to heart; in fact, I am inclined to the belief that she hunted up a new hiding-place, los- ing her faith in the clock, but not in the principle which made her select such a repository. Considering the careless manner in which the average woman looks after her money the losses are amazingly few. A purse carried in the hand through crowded shops. thoughtlessly laid upon the counter where it offers the hardest kind of a temptation to peorle without a conscience, is some- times lost to the owner. but in nine cases out of ten it falls lLIL-O the hands of a right-minded person and is restored intact. Money slipped heedlessly into the bosom of a gown seldom seems to work itself loose, and the useless-looking lit- tle pockets are apparently as safe as the Bank of England. It is nothing but pure luck, my friends. Annoyances often arise from this bid— ing habit, which is characteristic of our sex. A woman who used to find a new hiding place each night for her valu- ables ochn ‘forgot her selection and worried until they were discovered. One who trusts to the mattresses and pillows for safety often forgets to re-' move the hidden articles in the morn- ing, and more uneasiness and trouble arises. There is one habit of some wo men which jars upon me for some un- known reason, and that IS slipping money into the stockings which they are wearing. It is safe without doubt, but it is not nice to have‘a roll of dirty bills next to one‘s skin, is it? It is much nicer to have secure hiding places for the valu- ables which are necessary for use, and put superfluous ones in safety vaults. Money is a great deal safer in the bank than in the best hiding-places you can conceive. r M @:yié¢ o/(g‘ue. To-Night and To-morrow Night, And each day and night during this week, you can get at any druggist’s, Kemp’s -Balsam for the Throat and Lungs, acknowledged to be the most successful remedy ever sold for Coughs,. Group, Bronchitis, Asthma and Con- sumption. Get a bottle to-day and keep it always in the house, so you can check your cold at once. Price 250 and 500. Sample bottle free. —-le6 Merchant: keep their name. before the Public. An Advertisement in THE GAZETTE will be I‘M " FEMININE CHAT. ‘ As Soon as you get into the habit of going to bed early you feel as though you had elevated your moral tone. The very best children will at this season be seized with an uncontrollable desire to play truant. The little things in life are the ones that wear us out—a toothache is more exasperating than a broken leg. How very few of as ever dream of the many times that the happiest ap- pearing women cry themselves to sleep. There is more certain revelation of a woman’s age than to hear her hum a tune that was popular fifteen years ago. How few of us use the word telephone in its entirety. Shortened to ’phone it suits more the American love of ab- breviaton. Some of the new bracelets are so heavy that were they not in the jewel- ry class women would regard them as handcuffs. ’ - The person with creaky shoes is al- ways the most active onein a sick room. We all know the adage concerning the bird who can sing and won’t, but there is a truer one about the women who can sew and won’t. Fancy a hatpin costing one thousand dollars—you might fancy it, but would not care to buy it, as it would certainly slide out with the same ease that the penny affairs do. And now the agony of Christmas buy- ing is pressing hard upon us, and the spirit of Peace and Goodwill is crushed by that other one which calculates on how big a return a twenty-five cent present will bring. The kind of love that outlasts the poetry and sentiment and thrives amid the prosaic is the real sort, and there is very little of it. There is nothing that makes a woman so provoxed as to have a man break an engagement with her. Should she be the offender she expects forgiveness, but when the shoe is on the other foot things are different. -0 THE KIDNEY COMPLEXION The pale, sallow, sunken-checked, distressed-looking people you so often meet are afflicted with “Kidney Com- plexion.” ‘ Their kidneys are turning to a parsnip color. So is their complexion. They may also have indigestion, or suffer from sleeplessness, rheumatism, neuralgia, brain trouble, nervous ex-_ haustion and sometimes the heart acts badly. ‘ The cause is weak, unhealthy kid- neys. Usually the sufferer from kidney disease does not find out what the trouble is until it is almost too late, because the first symptoms are so like mild sickness that they do not think they need a medicine or a doctor until they find themselves sick in bed. Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root will build up and strengthen their weak and dis- eased kidneys, purify their diseased, kidney-poisoned blood, clear their com- plexion and soon they will enjoy better health. You can get the regular sizes at the drug store, at fifty cents and one dol- lar, or you may first prove for yourself the wonderful virtues of this great dis~ covery, Swamp Root, by sending your address to Dr. Kilmer 8; Co., Bingham- ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle and a book that tells all about it, both sent to you absolutely free by mail. When writing kindly mention that you read this liberal offer in THE NORWALK GAZETTE. Velvet Very Fashionable. Velvet in all shades and varieties will no fashionable, both as an accessory and for the making of redingotes, un~ der—dresses, and complete costumes. Black undoubtedly takes precedence, but marked favor is shown to new, very elegant shades in Russian green, dam- Son, orchid purple—a superb color, with a glow of crimson in it—to dark sumac red, and a. complete grade of rich, becoming browns, which include the Havana, cedar, seal, chestnut, and marquise dyes. A PARIS SUGGESTION. a, E Robbed the Grave. A startling incident. of which Mr. John Oliver of Phila. Pa.. was the Subject, is narrated by him as follows: “I was in a most dreadful condition. My skin was almost yellow.eyes sunken, . tongue coated, pain continually in back and sides, no appetite-gradually grow- ing weaker day by day. Three physi- cians had given me up. Fortunately, a friend advised trying ‘Electrlc Bit- ters;’ and to my great joy and surprise, the first bottle made a decided improve- ment. I Continued their use for three weeks, and am now .a well man. I know they saved my life and robbed the grave of another victim.” No one should' fail _.to try them. cts., guaranteed at John A. Riggs’ drug store, 11 Main street. ‘lV l . IT‘OR SALE—On Newtown avenue, a '.Only 50' .- Five Hours to Washington via Royal Blue Line. Three new trains daily from New York, make the quickest time between here, Philadelphia, Baitimore and Washington, reaching the latter city .in 5 hours. They depart from Central R.-R. of New Jersey station boat of Liberty street at 11:30 a. In: 1:00 p. m. and 3:00 p. m. South Ferry 'boat of Whitehall street, 5 minutes earlier. The latter train is known as the “Royal Blue Limited,” composed entirely of parlor and dining cars that were built especially for this service by the Pull- man Palace Car Company. and are con- ceded to be the finest specimens of the car builder’s art turned out in modern times. A general change of time on the Royal Blue Line occurred N ovem- ber 20th, involving other fast trains through to Philadelphia,Baltimore and Washington. ——————<o.o>———— Handsome Silks; Dressmakers still continue to recom. mend the very handsome peau de soie silks to those who do not admire the solid, rather garish lustre ‘of satin, Peau de soie has rich, half-lights on its surface, and the silk is twilled, making it more durable than satin or many kinds of silk. These beautiful fabrics appear this season in many lovely tints, in one color, in new chameleon effects, in small flowered designs, and also in very pretty devices appropriate for ac. cessories and fancy waists. Business Chances. F YOU WISH TO OPERATE suc- cessfully in Stocks, send for my book, “SCIENTIFIC STOCK SPECULA- TION.” ALICE SEARLE, 1487 Broad- way, New York. 4:.- Professional. Card. ADIES’ NURSE. Apply 9 Warren street. 010 tf TO RENT. TO RENT—A large hall in the GA- ZETTE Building. Apply to Charles Olmstead, Masonic Building. N30 tf ' "156R SALE. FOR SALE—A lot 25x100 on Wash- lngton Street Bridge with spiles, caps, etc., next to Capt. Verity’s; also a safe. Must be sold this week. Ap- ply to TAYLOR & GOLDEN. D5 1w OR SALE—House at Broad River, 6 rooms and basement; new barn; lot 75x200; chicken house and fruit. W. H. Byington, Insurance, GAZETTE Building. M8 tf FOR SALE—House on Franklin ave nue, water and sewer connection; barn and hennery. W. H. 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