v’u. 1... ... 1 ”WE" bl” l‘i ccAzanE th’e FRAUD ofthe day-i See you get Carter’s, (Ask «for Carters, Insist and demand Carter’s Lillie liver Pills! The only perfect , Liver Pill. Take no other, Even if ' ' Solicited to. do so. Beware of imitations of Same Color wrapper, , RED. . . . y If You Can t -- ‘ » the cause is pretty sure to Sleep be in the stomach. If that important organ be out of order, the nerves will be too, and disordered nerves keep, you awake. Sound, re- freshing, invigorating sleep is sure to follow the taking of. . . ._ n...$3.::::: IUSTETTER’S and STOMACH d s e sia in meg alhd) women.BITTERS - We are now closing out at a sacrifice several odd styles oi new pianos, and .a great variety oi slightly used organs and pianos to make room for new sleet ORGANS Catalogues, full particulars and terms sent upon application. _ sum 0" msumeurs, Isossmso. ,iilasnntchamfitfla ’ 3 m 5 WEST 18in mm. new YORI. IEYUU ARE LOOKING FOR A LIWII MOWER That will stand hard work and _do it better than any other machlne you will find that the PHILADELPHIA will fill the bill. For a low-priced machine the , DREXEL .akes the lead. Take a look at them'j H H. WILLIAMS. l1 Milli STREET, NORWALKir'GOIIII _ A, *, . r P. w. BATES” 42 WATER STREET, ’ You can find as fine an assortment of IIIIIIIHHIHJIIGHIIIIHWIIK As can be found in any Yard in the State. Look it over and get ,‘prices before going elsewhere. NEWYORK.NEW HAVEN &.HARTFORD RAILROAD. —an YonxDrvrsrox . JUNE 12, 1898. Trains leave South Norwalk as follows. FOR NEW YORK — Accommodation trains at 9.36 11:40 a. m., 1.11, 3.04, 4.07, " 5. 33,6. 41, 8. 11,10. 20 p. m. Express trains at 4.55, 5.45, 6.15, (local), 6.55, (local), 7.13, (local), 7.54, (local), 8.16, 9.03 (local) 9.58, 10.35, 11.35, (local) a. m. 12.47 2.25, 5.10 5.55, 7.03 p. m. For Washing- ton via Harlem River 12.53 a. on. (daily) SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9.05 a. m. 5.35, (local), 7.20, (local)10.10 p. m. Ex press 4.55,,5.45 a. m. Fen NEW HAVEN AND THE EAST-— Accommodation trains at 6.28, 7.42, 8.46 and 11.42 a. m., l. 12, 2.42, (to B’p’t), dos, 5.27, 6.27, 7.28 (to B’p‘t), 9.15 a, 11.15 p. 111. Express trains at 1.11 1. , 9.11, 10.12, 11.08 a. m., 12.02, 3.05, 5.04 (Naugatuck Express) 7.05, 9:05, . m. p SUNDAYS-~Acebmmodation 7.42, 9.12 a. m. and 7.15 p. m. Express 1.11 and 1.20 a. m. C. T. HEMPSTEAD, Gen. Pass. Agent. Your Last :: Summer’s Suit :: Can be made to look as good as new. Repairing, Altering, Clean- ing and Pressing a Spec— ialty. Trousers from $5.50 up. ‘ Fit and Workmanship Gnaranteed, FRANK COCA, 3,6 MalnStre'et, Norwalk will Bear Repeat- ing in Norwalk. Readers of the South Norwalk papers have been familiar with it for over two years. At first it created considerable excitement and the residents were anxious and curious to know , whose statement would be the next published. Week after week went by and the good wonder, and settled down to the fact that what so many of their neighbors said must be true. .. What was success- ful in South N orwalk, is successful in Norwalk. Any medicinal preparations that carries out its representations to the letter, like Doan’s Kidney Pills, becomes a house-hold necessity. Ask any citizen of South Norwalk what will cure their back; the answer invariably is Dean’s Kidney Pills. One of those whose testimony has helped to push the‘good work along is Mr. Frank St. John, No. 56 Taylor avenue, a lock- smith by trade, in the employ“of the N orwalk Lock 00., who says: “I am not the only one engaged in the calling who suffers from backache, aggravated by the constant change of position and the bending and stopping. There are others in the factory and in the city I know who are troubled in the same way. I had some disorder of my kidneys which led to at constant and painful backache. I produced a box of Doan’s Kidney Pills at a. drug store and they brought about entire relief. I am only too pleased to recom- mend so valuable a preparation.” Endorsation like the above is abun- dant in Norwalk. Ask Glendening & Co. what their customers repOrt. Doan's Pills for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster-Mil- burn 00., Buffalo, N .Y., sole agents for the U. S. Remember the name Doan’s and take no substitute. IGNORANCE‘OF AMERICA. *- ’ Englishman. Thought We Went. to Market In In Cart. Foreign ignorance of America has ceased to 'be surprising. It has come to be taken as a matter of course by Americans. But everv now and then something happens that calls our at- tention to its crassness. A young wo- man who recently returned from a visit abroad relates an amusing instance: “Just before I sailed for home,” she told a party of her friends the other day, "I met a party of Englishmen who were intensely polite and showed great interest in me when they heard I was from Chicago. “ 'Ah yes,‘ said one of them, ‘I know all about America. You see I have some relatives over there. You 'have to go to market in a. cart. It must be great fun.’ "That puzzled me for a minute, but I found out afterwards that his rela- tive lived oma ranch somewhere out West, and I had great difficulty in per- suading him that in Chicago we did not go do market in a. cart. Indeed i don’t believe I converted them to a be- lief in my denial." The President’s Possible 03w. - — “Just after President McKinley’s in- auguration he had his relatives who were in the city at a family dinner at the White House. It was a large com- pany, and a very good dinner. Dear old Mother McKinley was there, but she was not very talkative. She was too happy for words. But she kept a sharp eye on the dinner, and no detail of it escaped her. She was impressed by the quantity of cream served with the fruit and coffee, for she looked up at her son in her sweet way and said: now.”- , “Some of the younger members of the family party found it difficult to sup- press a smile, but the President, with his usual tact and graciousness, re- plied: . ". ‘Yes, mother, we can afford to have a cow now, and have all the cream we can possibly use.’ ”—-—Lady’s Home Journal. ' ' A Born Mathemitlclan. _ IL “Dickey doesn’t know‘ his letter: i ell,” explained his mother to the new teacher, “but he's quick in learn- ;ing figures.” . i “What is this, dear?” asked the teacher, pointing to the letter B. L“Dat’s a thirteen jammed togedder," , ,romptly responded Dickey—Chicago p‘ribune. ’ Calling-Gowit—ln’nd'yaCEI-e Silk, A stylish calling gown of golden "brown bayade‘re silk has the. skirt lashmned after a. five gored model, and is entirely without ornamentation. The bodice of silk fastens at the side Ind opens at the top with 7. large brown satin rever over if 21%” of batiste embroidery. The (impala is made blouse‘fashion and is belted in at the waist with ‘ oeint'ure of brown satin. Brown sail also forms the col- lar. The sleeves are close fitting with I small mill at the shoulder. Hat of golden brown satin straw,- trimmed with pink roses and velvet. 1.21.1... Beware of Imitations a. Effie» Igor-fig!” % - "I Mrwfirrfidcm “bu tie . . ,1 JOHN DUNCAN’S BONB, Agent‘s. NEWvYDh‘K. 4"1‘ we, . ,yonwrmx. I people of South Norwalk ceased to. “William, you must keep a cow ' The Fifth Regular Infantry Will Go to Santiago. ‘ ( ———‘ A GUARD Of 5,000 SOLDIERS This ,Wlll Complete the Army in Emiezin Cuba. The Government Determined to Preserve Order There. Gen. Lee to Command in Western, Cuba With 30,000 Men. .. , Washington, Aug. lit—Orders have been issued assigning the Fifth United States infantry to duty in Santiago un- der General: Lawton.’ This Will make a force of five thousand troops in the depamnent of Santiago, as the Second, Third, Fifth and Ninth regiments of immunes have already proceeded to Cuba~ This force is deem-ed ample for all the demands likely Ito be made upon the army in eastern Cuba. General Shafter’s entire force is ,being .g'r'adu- - rawn. a‘gowglglfs have been definitely settled for the military occupation of western Cuba, but General Lee has been as- sured of this command. He will take with him the troops now in IRS ‘lncom- plete corps, with additions to bring the force up to a. numerical strength of 30- 000 men. . The war department has authorized the state of Pennsylvania. to bring home iIts sick and wounded troops, and the means of transporting these sol- diers are being arranged. " It is believed at the department that the well trained and disciplined regu- lars will have a good influence upon the troops at present at Santiago and with them once there the. troubles w111 cease. The department will be kept ad- viIsed as (to the conditions, and if more troops are deemed necessary they Will be sent at once. The government intends to take vig- orous measures to preserve the peace and fiep order in Santiago and the territory under United States control. The emphatic order issued to General Larwton a few days ago will be follow- ed by orders sending sufficient discip- lined troops to enable him to carry out the instructions of the secretary: As a. further step in this direction, the president yesterday directed that the Twenty—third Kansas regiment, color- ed, be dispatched to Santiago, to form part of the army of occupation of Cu- ba. The Kansans had tendered their services for this plll‘pOSu. and had urge ed acceptance. which President Mc- Kinley and Secretary Alger finally agreed to. NO 'lORE PUBLIC CREMATIONS Gen. Wood O‘rders That the Spanish Dead Be Burned Privately. Santiago de Cuba, Aug. 18.-—General .W-ood has issued an order that the bur- ning of dead Spanish soldiers and pau— per Cubans should no longer be con- ducted publicly. This order is 'the result of the spec- tacle which was witnessed at the cem- fery yesterday, when seventy bodies Were placed within the kiln for crema- tion. , The fire was started, but'a fire came suddenly and put in; out before the work was half done, and the mass was left over night, because no oil could be procured to rekindle the fire after the storm had abated. The work was completed this morn- ing. General Wood dismissed all the men employed in ’the worm-this morn- ing and employed new ones, increas- ing the pay of the men in order to in- sure efficient service. The. burning of bodies will continue, as ilt is the best and safest means, from a sanitary point of view, of disposing of the bodies of Spanish soldiers, who are dying faster than . the cemetery workmen'can bury Ithem. Further Advance in Iron. .. Pittsburg, Pa;, Aug. 19.—Another ad- vance has been report-ed in structural iron and steel and billets. Billets in last week's report were quoted at “$15.50, a. jump of 25 cents per ton, and are scarce at that. This is the best price that-”bars been recorded since the days of the strong billet pool, two years ago. " - Th't billet situation is surprising, in view of the closing down of the im- mense billet using plants of the Amer- can Steel and Wire Company through- out the country on account of; labor troubles. There is an unif'sually hie'avy export movement, in which all the big plants have participated to some extent at least; the Carnegies of this city alone sending out about 30,000 tons last week. Pla'te. has gone up $1 per ton. . England and Russia. Berlin, Aug. 19,—The Cologne Ga.- zette’s London correspondent says what the fortifications being built on the Ca.- niadilan coast are attributed to the pos- sibility of an Anglo-Russian conflict. Vancouver, 3. 0., Aug. 19.—Th‘e Chi- nese ambassador, Shir, fortnerly sta- tioned at St. Petersburg, and also at Berlin, arrived here yesterday, bound home for a rest. He does not think the trouble between Great Britain and Russia orver Chinese concessions will amount Ito much. . Tin Manufacturers Assign. New York, Aug. 19.—The Central Stamping Company, manufacturem of tinware, art 25 Cliff street, yesterday made an assignment to Alfred B. TUI- ner, Jr., of Paterson, N. J., without pre- ferences. The officers are: John H. Sprague, president; George W. Ketch- am, secretary; David B. Hunt, treas- urer. Thle company employs five hun- dred hands. , The company was incorporated in 1894 with a capital stock of $400,000. llIore New Yorkers for Hawaii, San Francisco, Aug. 18.——The 330 ofi‘l- cers and men of the First New York regiment who are going ‘to‘Honolulu on the steamship Alliance, embarked this morning. The Scand-i'a will sail a, week from Saturday. There will be aboard, 2'50 officers and men of the First New York for Hawaii. - ‘ Inlet and Copper river. Washington, D. 0., Aug. 19I—I't is the opinion of the officials of the treasury there will be no necesstty for another bond issue growing out of «the war, and thht the present revenue law, with slight modifications, should be retained on the statute books for an indefinite period. The following may be taken as the views of the treasury depart- ment on these subjects: “It may be confidently hoped that no further issues of bonds will be neces- sary in connection with bringing the extraordinary war expenditures to a close. With the treasury well supplied ‘ for this early future and with the pow- er conferred upon the secretary to make the temporary loans to the ex- tent of $100,000,000, if required, any tur- It‘her resort to-bon-d issues seems a. most remote probability. This view is rein- forced by the fact that with the opera-- tion of the new excise and stamp taxes, the revenues of the government will largely exceed disbursements based on ordinary peace conditions. This in- crease in revenue ought to and will provide for an increase in war and net- vy department expenditures, which will no doubt be witnessed even after mlli~ fairy operations have terminated. That the enlarged expenditures for the army nary, ’l's most obvious, and it is a. mat- ter of congratulation that by the wise action of Congress the government rev- enue has been put on a broad and ef- fective basis.” ‘ The Lake Tagish Gold Mines. . Seattle, Wash, Aug. 19.——Thre:e small ‘ steamers have arrived here from Alas- ? ka with fifteen passengers. About one- third of them only were included in the, list. of fortunate ones. Theiir combined sacks of gold dust are estimated at $100,000. .- Advi-ces from Pine Creek, near Lak Tagis'h, where a rich strike was re- diggings are not so rich as have been stated. The stampede, however, con- tinues, men even going from Cook’s At St. Michael boats are landing freight and passengers, but the conges- tion has been materially relieved. Pro- visions are reported scarce and com- manding high .\ prices. The steamer Bair arrived at Dawson July 25, from St. Michael, with a large number 6f passengers and a cargo of freight sup- plies. Victoria, B. C., Aug. 18.—The British steamer Tess has arrived from Ska- guay. Her passengers confirm the news of the rich strike on Pine Creek, in the Lake Tagish district, though some of them say that previous reports from there are somewhat exaggerated. The more enthusiastic ones say that as high as $50 a. pan has been taken out. The claims can easily be worked, and are well adapted for hydraulic machinery. Inspector Strickland of the mounted police says that the gold will average fully $30 an ounce more than ' the Klondike gold. ' DISORDER AT SANTIAGO. . J " ‘ ‘ a- Local Police Force Increased._fl Santiago de Cuba, Aug. 18.—This mor— ning General Wood, military governor of Santiago, increased the local police force with additions from various reg; intents. There has been some trouble from soldiers who have been disobey- ing orders and- there have been some thefts, several street fights, at least one murder, and a good deal of drunk- enness, so that an exceptionally large foroeis needed to preseqvelorder. This morning the Eighth Illinois vol- unteers, colored, entered upon patrol duty. The, First infantry leaves to-day by .the Miller. There are seven Spanish transports now in the harbor awaiting the embar- kation of "the Spanish troops. -- The general appearance of the pris- , oners is pitiful. There has been much l‘sickness among them and within ,the j last two days over 200 bodies have lieen buried. The death rate in the city is about 70 per day. The heavy rains increase the fever among the soldiers and the inhabitants alike. - Launbh of the Admiral Dewey. Philadelphia, Aug. 19.—T'he‘Adm~1ra.l Dewey was launched at 2.40 ”yesterday at Cramps’ shipyard. The Admiral Dewey is the first of four merchant steamers building at Cramps’ shipyard for the American Mail Steamship Company, to be named for distinguished admirals of the Amer- ican navy. They are :to be operated in the trade between Boston, New York, and Philadelphia and Jamaica, D. W. I., and may be regarded as the plo- neer vessels of the post—bellum devel- opment of American commerce. They will be run by the Boston Fruit Com- pany, and will furnish weekly mail ser- vice t-o West Indian ports as far as. Jamaica. . Bids for Navy Shells. Washington, Aug. 19.—Bids for $500,- 000 worth of shells for the navy have been opened by the naval ordnance bu- reau. The awards of contract will take into consideration the time of delivery and the facilities of firms. A casual examination shows the lowest bidders, on steel projectiles of large calibre, to be the Cumberland Steel and Tin Plate Company of Cumberland, Md., and the Taylor Iron and Steel Company of High Bridge, N. J. The lowest bid for forged shell was that of «the United States Projectile Company of Brook- lyn. - ‘ _ -——l—-—_—_ The Hot Weather ln‘Germany. "l Berlin, Aug. 19.-The ltr’oplrcal continues and many cases of apoplexy are reported. Many fires have broken out in Germany and elsewhere on ac: count of the dryness. - Hamburg, Aug. 18.—Ten deaths from the effect of the heat occurred here -to- day-r Many peeple were taken ill on the streets. " ‘——-———-—_ r Count (la-sin! to Go to London. L'ondon, Aug. 19.—M. De Steal, the Russian ambassador to Great Britain, according to a dispatch from St. Pe- tersburg, will soon retire from London ‘and be succeeded by Count Cassini, Russian ambassador to the States. V . ..,- , and navy over the past will be necesfi ported a. few days ago, say that the‘ l heat i Uni-ted of the troops to be mustered out under the. decision reached to reduce the ~volunteer army to the smallestpossible numbers, is p-rbVing, a. difficult matter- to the president and“ the, secretary of war. , ’ As soon as the a. noement was made that this would be done protests began 'to come in from the governors and prominent persons of the several states, -whose “troops it was supposed would be included in the, order, alleging bullon'of soldiers for service. One of the assistant adjutant generals yester- day said that there was a perfect ava- lanche of protests coming in. He said: “The boys who have not yet seenjsern vice wantat least-an opportunity to go to Cuba, Porto Rice or the Philippines, and say so strongly; and few of the soldiers, comparatively, business and professional men and those who have substantial interests at home, ask to be mustered out noted-halt the war is over, but the m unanimity desire to see something of army Me aside from camp mutate pefdre returning. ”How to satisfy (them all is a perplexing ques- tion.” , General Corbin confirmed this view of the situation. and in answer to the question, “Will the list of troops to be mustered out be publislhed to-day?" (Secretary Alger said yesterday he ex- pected :iIt Would be made public at once) he said: “No, it mu not be published to-day nor fo-mormw nor the next day, nor the day after that. We’ll be lucky if it is decided, upon by the end of next week.” , NO MOVING FROM CHICKAMAUGA Gen, Breckinriége Ba- No Orders to Sena TroOps Away. Chattanooga, Tenn, Aug. 19.-—General Boeckinridge has issued no orders yet regarding a. movement of troops to the. new camps. He has received no in- structio'ns from Washington and the impression prevails that the troops will not be moved. A staff other this morning said: “It is my opinion from information I have that when lit is necessary to muster out the troops they will be sent to their state capitals and there be mustered out of service. Until that is done there will be no movement of troops and no change of camps.” Pension Commissioner EVans write to a. friend here saying that he had consulted General Corbin, and that the general had told him that he had no intention of recommending a change from Chickamauga, that he was per- fectly satisfied that the place was as healthful as any, and in fact did not think a change advisable. The practice marches beg-an ”to-day, when the First Illinois cavalry went to Lookout Mountain. General Ma-ttock’s command will go to :Dayton Tenn, Ito~mornow for a march. Since the army came to Chic— kam- auga. 302 soldiers, including both regulars and volunteers, have died. The First Vermont leaves for Fort Ethan Allen tomorrow. , ,4 ‘ .' ‘I~"I' ‘2’. _c ‘ Massacred by Spanish. 3 Ponce, Porto Rico, Aug. 17, delayed in transmission—Reports are coming in from all dfi‘ections of outrages com- mitted wiIt‘hin'the Spanish'lines. Doubt- less many of them are exaggerated, but I the rumors of a massacre axt Ciales are confirmed. Some of the natives there . took refuge in the belfry of the cathe- I dral and fired on the Spanish. troops, but tit-2y were overpowered and ma- cheted ‘o the number of eighty. Bathe N of the Seventh regimex‘li. under Captain McOomb, was unable to proceed along the mountail trail with General Henry, and, having 103 a gun and six horses over a: precipice, 'return- ed here. ‘ The health of the troops is steadily improving. The typhoid fever brought from Camp Alger and Camp Chicka- ma a is of a. mild type and is fast disappearing? Strict sanitation is being enforced-with tho gratifying result that sickness hers decreased from ten to three per cerft. To-Iday’s reports show only 430 sick in hospit'al’quar'ters out of a. total command of 15,000. Most of these cases are climatic complaints. The amny' is being revaccinnted, a3 there is a small pox epidemic in some portions of this island. ' The auxiliary cruiser Prairie, former- ly El Sol, left to-day for Santiago, to take troops toIMontaluk Point. ‘ General Mil-es has postponed his visit to the front on account of ‘rain. wet season has set in and there will be rains daily until the' end of Octo- brer. ‘, . A Cotton Thread Trust. Chicago, Aug. 19.—A big combination country is reported to be on the eve of completion. It will, it is said, be capi- talized 'aIt $18,000,000 and will practical- ly control all the plants of importance . and four-fifths of the threado Itput of .zAmefica. A decrease in 'the' price of thread will probably result. " Thenew concern, according to the statements made, is to be an Anglé- American affair, with a. large propor- tion of its capital held by the English thread combination or by its represent- atives By wanking in ‘cpmplete hor- mony with the English interest, it will bring practically all the cotton thread output of both countries under one con- trol. b 1 Storm in Penn.ylva‘nia.- Lancaster, Pa.., Aug. 19.—A series of ‘terrific storms, accompanied by high . wind and heavy rain, passed over- this ! county Wednesday night, doing:- com 1 siderable damage. Hail in some see- ! tiones cut and riddle’d thqwmcco, most of whicihjwas almost ready to cut. nu- ining the crop. Several barns were stauck by lightning and burned. ‘ ’ A Fatal Scaffold Accident. Philadelphia, Aug. 19.—The cornice. of a. building in course of erection at Nos. 475 and 477 North Sixth street, fell'yeste‘rday, carrying With it a._ scaf- fold upon v'vthich several men .were at work._ Two of the workmen were kil- led, one fatally injured and four others seriously hurt. ~, _ 4 . I Washington, Aug. 19.-—The select‘ion' fai'vbritism and unfairness in the distri- . The l of the cotton thread concerns of the ' l. I , EDWARD 1?. WEED. 7 I ' h ‘ F30. SMITH NORWELK. MORE TROOPS FOB CUBA "U “RE WAR 30””: ! MUSTEBINGOUT‘C'F T‘sodps.’ ‘jj; BITILE DI . III“. _ ‘ fl' ‘ V I ' ,n d] Pobbl That. aSeconduuuo m, I, e‘ We , ' , . a ‘ " '- * SUBSTITUTION What They Say in South __ n , twinge New“?! ’ Aw 'DO‘I: $23.25;; negxtingafif'd Talk The Naval Victories Is"... passed B7) . Those Won ' ' Ashore. There 'is a, spectacular ' grandeur about a naval fight,,that compels the admiration and arouses the enthusiasm of all. But the victories that end wars and settle historyare fought on land. On land the battle has-been fought and on land the victoryhas. been won, that proves that the national. disease 'of America has met its conQueror. Ca- tarrah and its'allied diseases, tonsilitis, bronchitis, pneumonia,‘ diphtheria, indigestion and consumption, threatened the ph sical life of, the nation. But the fol owing shows how they are overcome. Dr. 0. S. Greenman, 148 W. Water street, Elmira, N. Y., says: “As a. rem- and throat afiectioas, California Ca- tarrh Cure is unquestionably an ' excel- lent thing; personally I have obtained more relief from using California Ca- tarrh Cure than, from anything else that I have ever tried.) I have the bronchitis bad] at times, caused by catarrh, and Ca ifornia Catarrh Cure never fails to give prompt relief and keeps my whole head and throat feel- ing more clear than it has for a long time. Surely anyone troubled with .. catarrh will make no mistake in giving 'California‘ Catarrh Cure a thorough - trial.” It cures Hay Fever, too. Sold by all druggists, 50 cents; three times as much, one dollar. . Theskeleton in-the closet is such a common household commodity these days that we don’t mind opening the door for the world to peep in at it, and can even doze comfortably While the bones rattle. , sumed in eating and drinking, to say ’ nothing of money, is simply marvelous. HOW TO CURE A COLD. Simply take Otto’s Cure. ~ We know , of its astonishing cures and that it will stop a cough quicker than any known remedy. If you have Asthma, Bron- chitis, Consumption or any disease of the throat or lungs, a few doses of this remedy will surprise you. If you wish to try, call at our store, and we will be pleased to furnish you a sample bottle free of cost. Large bottles 50c and 25c. Edward P. Weed, N orwalk; Mrs. Scott Williamson, Darien. Something of the character. of the summer girl traveler may be read in the title of the novel she carries. The innate economy of a woman is demonstrated when she tries to "do” the slot machine by Weighing herself and baby at the same time, through the accuracy of their individual weight must be‘forever a question under such circumstances. " SAVE YOUR LIFE. 5.: using “THE NEW GREAT SOUTH . 1\IIERICAN KIDNEY CURE.” This new remedy is a great surprise on ac- count of its exceeding promptness in relievmg pain in the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male or female.~ It re- lieves retention of water, and pain in. passing it almost immediately. Saw- yourself by using this marvelous cure- Its use will prevent fatal consequences in almost all cases by its great altera- tive and healing powers. Sold by E. P. Weed, Druggist, Norwalk. Conn. A woman is never satisfied with her picture unless it looks so unlike her that no one would ever guess that it were her. ‘ By the time a woman thoroughly understands the ins and outs of love she is usually too old to care anything about it. Dewey Got Even with ring“. When De-wey was first lieutenant of “one of. the gunboats which Farragut used as a dispatch boat the admiral ' used often to come aboard and steam ! up new: the levee to reconnoi‘tre. The I'Soufiierners had 'a way of rushing 3 ,llel‘d piece to the top of the high bank, ’llripg point blank art the gunboat and ,then backing down again. Upon one such occasion Farragut saw Dewey ldodge “Why don’t you stand firm, fieutemant?” said he; “don’t you know lyou can’t jump quick enough?” A day br so after the admiral dodged a . ,sliof. The lieutenant smiled and held ’his tongue, but the admiral had a. ,guilty conscience. He c1 ed hil .tude and finally declared: “Why, sir, 1you can’t 'help it, asir. It’s human nau' 3ture, and there’s 'an'end of .itl”—— - 'gonau/c. . , , I K J Love Makes Cowards. . if illie—Ma, I’m not afraid of police- :m'en any longer. , ié Mrs. Williams—You’re not, Willie? i Willie—No; there was a policeman in the kitchen with cook last night, ' and when I walked in on them I could see that he was frightened half to . death—New York. Herald. As a tonic reconstructor we be- able to“ beef, wine, ironor cod liver oil in any conceivable form. ' . , We know that Vinol is de- licious to take, and on account of its being absolutely free from grease it is asx valuable in summer as in. winter for wasting diseases: ‘ , I SpeciaE lVinol representative. , have ,. edy for catarrhal troubles, bronchitis The amount of time that can be con- . 'throat once or twice, shifted his atti« - Iieve to be in e 'erf way prefer— . ._ ,_ ,.-I_.—<._..__._ . . i
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