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LOOKING FOR 1 [Mi MOWER That will stand hard work and do it better than any other machine you will find that the PHILADELPHIA will fill the bill. machine the DREXEL For a low-priced ‘ takes the lead. Take a look at them] H. - H. WILLIAMS. .4.. AT A P. W. BATES’ 42 mun smart, You can find as fine an assortment of 1111111111111 1811111111 W111 As can be found in any Yard in the State. Look it over and get Eprices' before going elsewhere. NEWA YIOIBCANEW HAVEN & HARTFOIID —Naw YonxDIvrsrou. JUNE 12, 1898. Trains leave South Norwallt as follows. FOR NEW YORK— Accommodation trainsat9. 36 11:40a. m., 1.11, 3.04, 4.07, Express trains 4.55, 5.45, 6.15, (local), 6.55, (local), ’2. 13, (local), 7. 54, (local), 8 16,9. 03 (local) 6.58,10.35,11. 35‘, (local) a. m. 12 47 225,5.10 5.55,. 7.03 p. m. For Washing ton via Harlem River 12. 53 a. m. (daily) SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9. 05 a. m. 535, (local), 7. 20, (loca1)10. 10 p. m. Ex pr ress 4.55, 5.45 a. m. - FOR NEW HAVEN AND THE EAST— Accommodation trains at 6. 28, 7. 42, 8. 46 and 11.42 a. m., 1.12, 2.42, (to B’p’t), m8, 5.,27 6.27, 7.28 (to B’t,p) 915 11.15 p. m. Express trains at 1.11 1. ,.911,10.2,1 11.08 a. m., 12.02, 3.05 5.04 (Naugatuck Express) 7. 05, 9 .05, ‘2- SUNDAYS—Accommodation 7.42, 9.12 a, m. and 7.15 p. m. Express 1.11 and 1 3120a. EMT HEMPSTEAD, Gen. Pass. Agent. Your Last- :: Summer’s Suit :: Can be made to look as good as new. Repairing, Altering, Clean- ing and Pressing a Spec— ialty. Trousers from $5.50 up. Fit and Workmanship Guaranteed. FRANK COCA, 36 Main Street, NORWALK. r2011 .10qu 1111111111111. What They say ing in Norwalk. Readel s of the South Norwalk pape1s have been familiar with it f01 O» 1.1 two years. At first it created considerable excitement and the lesidents 11 1.1:. anxious and curious to know whose statement would be the next published. Week after week went by and the good people of South Norwalk ceased t- I wonder, and settled down to the fact that what so many of their neighbors said must be true. What was success- ful in Scuth Norwalk, is successful in Norwalk. Any medicinal preparations that cariies out its representations to the letter, becomes a house- hold necessity. Ask any citizen of South Norwalk what will cure their back; the answer 1nva11ably is Doan’ s Kidney Pills. One of those whose testimony has helped to push the good work along is Mr. Frank St. John, No.56 Taylor avenue. a lock- smith by trade. in the employ of the Norwalk Lock 00., who says: "I am not the only one engaged 1n the calling who suffers from backache, aggravated by the constant change of position and the bending and stooping. There are others in the factory and in the city I know who are troubled in the same way. I had some disorder of my kidneys which led to a constant and painful backache. I produced a store and they brought about entire ' rel1ef.I am only too pleased to recom- mend so valuable a preparation.” Endorsation like the above is abun- dant 1n Norwalk. Ask Glendening & Co. what their customers report. Doan s Pills for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster Mil- burn Co., Bufi‘alo, N. Y., sole agents for the U. S. Remember the name Doan’s and take no substitute. ABOUT ROYAL FEET. ”new Queen Victoria Wear-IaNo. 8—The Em- press of Germany Splay-Footed. Though it is an accepted fact of Spanish etiquette that “the Queen of Spain has no feet,” so much cannot be said of Victoria, Empress of India. Queen of Great Britain and Ireland. Short and pudgy as ‘she is—something under five feet—the royal lady wears a No. 8 as do all her. daughters. Therein she shows her German blood --as does Maria. Christina, Spain’s Queen Regent, who is by birth an Austrian archduchess. Her predeces- sor, Mercedes, 8. true Spanish Bourbon albeit the‘ daughter of the French Due de Montpensler, had. itis said, the foot of a fairy. Therein she resem- bled her aunt and mother-in-law, ex— Queen Isabella, who. though of most unWieldy figure, possessed in her youth royally delicate extremities. It whose beautifully slender foot, trim from a foreign Ambassador a compli- ment, which the Spanish Minister to whom it was spoken, answered so crushingly, “Senor, the Queen of Spain has no feet.” Germany’s Empress, it is irreverent- ly whispered, inclines to be splay- footed, though otherwise she is a well made woman. Princess Alix of Hesse now Uzarina, treads upon a foot long and slender, as becomes one of her hexght. Rumor sayeth not as to the .eet 1f *‘c'v‘ e “neon ‘ orgimlelite. “the pearl of Savoy"-but It does ‘c.! how per A‘.‘.a,.(3 .S the collec- 1ion or" .111c.ent i’_Uv'.'-jl ilmt gear. —-New York Il'ro id 1 l ' At’.|.‘.‘ all“ lenufllnl Dress Goods. 1 Plain and fancy mohalrs glace, an uncommonly large and attractive ex"' hibit of checked and fancy mixed suit- 1ngs,self~cclored fabrics in camel's hair, English serge Henrietta cloth, drap d' Alma, French diagonals, and mohair armures veilings. white and earn linens, and batic .tes in striped, . 1‘olwered, and dotted patterns, and grenadines in wool. as well as silk and wool weaves are among the most pop- 1.1r dress goods set forth this week by all the leadlncr importers of the city. “views that * Washing Powder but recommend some- thing else... No thank you [want lvorine’.’ or nothing and if you don’t keep it It! so to 1 some store that does’.’ Strong words but inflows..." Ask for “what you want and 261 what you ask for! 3‘ You get a cake of pure 3 white Glycerine. Toilet i Soap In every package. box of Doan’ s Kidney Pills at a drug‘ was one of her great-grandmothers , TN! 0.“. ‘WILLIAMO CO" . :OUI‘IONIUIY. some . . 1 m or m news possum l in South " Norwalk Will Bear Repeat' l- odore Roosevelt and the First volunteer l ROUGH RIDERS LAND AT MONTAuk Gen. Wheeler and Col. Roosevelt Receive a Hearty Welcome. Camp Wikoff, Aug. 16. "Colonel The- cavalry, that arrived aboard the tran- sport Miami, were landed Monday af- ternoon and are now in quarters. Colo- -. nel Rosevelt and General Joseph Whee- ' ler, who was also aboard, will be sent ' 'with lthe troops to the detention camp, like Doan’s Kidney Pills,- acknow [edged where they will be kept in close quar- antine for from three to five days the time depending upon the condition of 3.11.“? Colonel Roosevelt and General Whee- ler will not be permitted to speak with anyone from shore saw: through the guard line. It was announced that they and most of the Officers on board were well and strong. The Miami troops were also landed. There were several troops of Colonel Roosevelt’s rtgiment aboard. Thirty—eight at the St. Louis‘s sick were landed at eleven o’clock in the morning, suffering'h'om malarial fever and kindred disease. They were taken in ambulances ”the detention hospital. Saint of 'then' vm Seventy-first men, whose n-amél'mui-‘d not be learned. Colonel Downs teen board the St. Lou-is with the detach- ment of the 'Seventy- first and is re. ported well. ' The Miami landed at the 1m dock at half past eleven o “clock mg- 81! an'vhours work site was nude in! to the pier. The men, Rough m and Third United States cavalrMen. m between decks. Flags were flying from the deck house, Where Colomei‘v'Boos'e- velt and General Wheeler stood. When the gang plank was let down, Colonel Roosevelt, followed by General Wheeler, stepped down. and was met by Colonel Hecker, who shook hands with Ihiim heartily. The dock had been cleared of spectators. There were several hundred persons gathered back of the picket line and three cheers were given for both the colonel and the general. Colonel Roosavelt looked well and said he felt so. He approach- ed the picket line and spoke a few words 1to the reporters. When he was asked to say something about his pro- posed candidacy for the governorship of New York, he laughed heartily. "I will tell you all the story of "the real- ment later,” he said, “but I have noth— ing to say about polltlcs--nothlng at all,” and he laughed again.- He said the wound he received in action was a slight one and had entirely healed. A second attempt to have Colonel Roose- velt speak on the political situation drew only another laugh from him. The Rough Riders were marched on shore in..negular formation by troops. their colors stained and faded and their regimental band playing. They-looked 111; many of them could hardly walk. Troops C and E were the first off. They were given cheer after:- cheer and the ovation gallantly. The transport St. Paul arrived at 8. 45 . o 'clock yesteeday morning and is lying i i I ankle and highly arched instep, drew ) ' l at anchor thre‘r miles-off shore. 'On board the St. Paul were a. part ofthe Seventy-first regiment and the Second regiment of United States infantry. WILL USE SPANISH MONEY. Congress Must Decide What Kind of Coin Will Be Used _in Cuba. Washington, Aug. 16. --“We will be compelled-to await the reassem-bllng of Congress,” salid Secretary Gage yester— day, “before determining anything defi- nitely in regard to the money to be used in Cuba and Porto Rico. Mean-while Spanish money will be‘ the current coin‘until some legislation can be taken by Congress in the matter. Various plans and suggestions have been made to the president and trea. - ury department in regard to this mat- ter, but'none of them can be adopted until the law is changed to meet the changed conditions now exi-Sting in Cu- ba and Porto Rico. A recommendation on the subject will be sent to Congress as speedily as possible, but until some action is taken by that body American money will naturally be at a premium in Porto Rico and Cuba. - Eight Spanish 'Vessels Sunk at Cardenas. Key West, Fla, Aug. 16. «Among the vessels which arrived last night from the Cuban coast are the torpedo boats- McKee and Cushing, both from Carde- nas; having received word that the blockade had been raised. They report having destroyed eight inanish vessels at Cardenas last Sun- ay. These small boats had been engaged in carrying supplies to the Spaniards between Cardenas and Santa Clara. That traffic is now stopped. No attempt was made by th'e shore batteries to protect the vessels from destruction by the torpedo boats. Several small Spanish gunboats were seen to get up steam within the harbor of Cardenas, but they refused to come out 01' make a demonstration. The McKee captured the schooner ,Flora. Off Cardenas, but released her, i as there was no evidence to shaw that "she had bro-ken the blockade. .The Cushlng reports that she met. the ; schooner Dellie, which left here in com- pany with the schooner Adonis several days since with supplies for the insur- gents. The Dellie. had landed her cargo near Key Francis. Three Counterfeiters Arrested. Washing-tom, Aug. 16.—Chief Wilkie of the treasury secret Service has re- ceived news of the arrest on Saturday last of Charles Van-derbrush, Wallace Davenport and Sanford Dunn, who have been passingcoun-terfei't quarters and half dollars in Newark and other parts of northern New Jersey. The chief sent a subordinate into that neighborhood about two weeks ago, who soon located the counterfelter-s’ se- cret headquarters in the hills near Sparta, Sussex county, The detective went up into the hills himself and lived there till' hethad run his game down and captured them. From all appearances their arrest puts an end to the gang in that part of the country. State to Buy Camp Black. " Hempstead, L. I., Aug. 16.--It. is learned here on good authority that the state of New York is making efforts to buy theland now occupied by the camp for use as a. state camp. George Hubbel, who is the agent for 1he heirs of A. T. Stewart, who own the pi operty, said that he hoped to dispose of the land to the state It is learned that General Tillingh'ast is in favbr of f the purchase. , ._ New Jersey. '- 4—— 1n: till 1111 NNINNN Military Commander. ARMY TO ACCOMPANY HIM He Talks With Secretary Alger and Gen. Corbin “till Head the Military Com~ mission. Either Wade or Butler Will Serve.With Him. Schley or Howell May Be the Naval Member. Washington, Aug. 16.—General Fitz- hugh Lee was the most conspicuous visitor at the war department yester— day. He had a. long conference with Secretary Alger, and it is understood that it was practically Settled that Gen- eral Lee is to be designated as com- manding general of the military de- partment of Cuba. The meeting between General Lee and Secretary Alger was of the most cordial nature. General Lee disposed of all the Silly stories about his dis- Satisfactlon and threatened ' resignation. by saying that he is prepared to go wherever he may be Ordered, and per- form to the best of his ability any duty to' which he may be assigned. It is well understood that General Lee will be a. member of the joint military and naval commission which is soon to be appointed to sit at Havana, and his summons to Washington was in con- nection with the appointment. It is probable that General Lee will head the commission, although there has been some discussion about the proprietary of placing a. volunsper Olli- cer at the head of the commission. The probability is that either Major Gen— eral Wade or Major General Butler will be the second man on the commission, and either Admiral Schley or Commo- dore Howell will be the naval mem- her. On high authority in the war de- partment it is said that General Lee will be commanding general of the new military department to be created Cuba, ‘and'be at the 'head of the Ha- vana. 1&1: military and naval corn- nus-is. hides. GEN. FITZHUGH LEE. ‘ ‘He does not. attempt to conceal his gratification at the prospect of return- ing to Cuba as military governor, as make good the declaration he delivered to the Spaniards as he Was leaving the harbor of Havana. a. few mOnths- ago. It will be remembered. that' he served notice-on the Dons‘tha-t he would 50011 return with a. force. of American 90‘.- dlers, and the administration proposes he shall fulfill that farewell declara- tion to the letter.‘ SICK SOLDIERS COMING Relief and Olivette Northwnrd Bound. ' Health of the Armies. Washington, Aug.16.—Surgeon Gen- eral Sternberg has received dispatches from Cuba. and Porto Rico relative to . the condition of the troops in those is- lands. Surgeon Torney cables from Ponce that'the Relief will sail for May-' aguea to-day and will arrive in New York about Friday morning. She had on board about twenty wounded and fifty convalescents. There were 185 cases of fever, mostly typhoid. Sur- , geon Greenleaf cables from Ponce that the typhoid cases are decreasing, and that there were no new cases on Satur- day. .The general health of the com- mand is improving. Surgeon Havard cables from Santiago that the Olivette. sailed yesterday with 200 non-infected patients. She will . touch at Fort Monroe for instructions, and probably will be ordered to contin- ue to Mon-tauk Point. Ambassador Bay’s Promotion. London, Aug. 16.—The afternoon pa.- pers without exception express regret at the probable return of Ambassador Hay to the United States to succeed Secretary Day, and the hope that he will see his way clear to decline the appointment to the secretaryship of state, as it would be a “pity to inter- rupt an ambassad-ori-al career promising great results for the future of the two nations.” The Westminster- Gazette says: “While an American before all, none could have worked more effectually to foster the growing Anglo-American set- tlement. The recall of Colonel Hay, while a. gain to his country, would be no slight loss of ours." The Texas_in Trim. Brooklyn, Aug. 16.--Fr_eshly painted, and looking as trim and neat as if she had only just gone into commission, the. United States battleship Texas awaits a. favorable tide -to be floated out of the dry dock at the navy yard. The needed repairs to her hull, super- structure and machinery have been completed under the watchful super- vision of Naval Constructor Bowles, and, if anything, the war vessel is ‘ stauncher and even more formidable than ever. All Cuban 'rorts Ops-n. Washington, Aug. 16.--The treasury department has issued an order direct— ing collectors of customs «to clear ves- sels -to all ports in Cuba. and Porto Rico in the same manner as before the commencement of [hostilities . between Spain and the Uni-ted States. The trade between the United States and Porto Rico, however, is restricted to Ameri- can vessels. , ' He Is to Go Back to Havana as in- he will then have an opportunity to. , ordered north. The naval authorities l have come to the navy department OUR-WARSHIPS RETURNING. Sampson’ s and Schley’s Vessels Due Here This Week. Washington, Aug. 16. —Rear Admiral . Sampson, with the four big battleships and two armored cruisers of his fleet, is now on his way North, having sailed at ten o’clock Sunday morning from Santiago de Cuba. Rear Admiral Schley on the cruiser Brooklyn accompanied the fleet. The naval orders made public yes- terday give the Brooklyn as starting on the 11th from Playa..del Este on the south coast of Cuba. . This,~how‘ever, was prior‘to the orders issued on the suspension of hostilities when the Brooklyn was included with other ships expect the fleet at Tompkinsville the latter part of the week. .: .. n. v--Q-~". Welcome to Returning Warships. Washington, Aug. 16.--The arrival of Admin-a1 Sampson at New York with his fleet of four battleships and two cruisers will be attended. with a. naval demonstration in the North river on Saturday morning. Many requisitions from New York to antherlze the ships to fire a salute as they tum toward Tompkinsville again. The flagship will be met at Sandy Hook with the dispatches from the na- vy department conveying this order. It is expected that the'fleet will reach Tompkinsville on Friday aftex'noOn.. An evidence of the cessation of hos— tilities is the action of'thé navy de- part‘ment in again making public the movements of naval vessels. The bul- letin given out yesterday announced that the St. Paul had sailed from Playa del Este, Cuba, to Montauk; the Dixie and Yankee from Playa. to the north coast of Cuba; the Brooklyn frcmPlaya. to th’esouth coast cf Cuba; the Oneida from Key _West to Havana; the Tupeka from Key West to the Isle of Pines; the Hercules from Port Royal to Norfolk, and the Kanawha from Port Royal to Key West. The S rain has arrived at‘ Key West, the Dolphin: at Lambert’s Point and the Solace at Pl‘aya. .RELIEF FOR CUBANS. Ships Loaded With Supplies Will Soon Leave Tampa. Tampa, Fla... Aug. 16. "The opening of the port of Havana is the all impor- tant subject to the quartermaster‘ s de- partment of the army stationed here, and the Red Cross representatives. This city, being the nearest base of army supplies to" Havana, will be used for some tune to come as the port of em: barkatiomh “pales shipped to the Cuban Three % chartered by the gover nment’ yesports for troops have beenw "to come to Port Tampa. from Ch Mullet Key quarantine station and m loading of provisions for the sins-vhf Cuba...s in and around once. ' Lieutenant Colonel Bellinger, depot quartermaster. at this post, still has charge of government supplies here, and the commissary stores originally shipped here for the army may be turned over to the Red Cross society for distribution. among the Cubans: The leading Cubans will carry out their origdnal intention of loading the Wanderer with provisions and cloth- ing for the Cubans in Cuba. The steam« ship will leave in a day or two. The steamshlps 'All-eghenv. Sara-toga. and Knickerbocker are loading supplies for tht United States troops at Santiago, They will sail this week. Orders have been received for the Fifth cavalry to proceed to Huntsville, Ala... as soon as General Coppinger learns that the camp grOund is ready for stifle troops. The Fifth -Ma.ryla.nd. Sécdand Georgia. and Fifth regular cav- airy also go to Huntsville. The mOve- merit 17.831113: to amomw. New York Will Honor Returning Troops. New York Aug. 16 -Pre'sidenvt Gug- genheimer of the municipal council will introduce this rise-lotion Ito-day in the council: Whereas, The ,Umted States gov— ernment has directed that the troops of the regular and volunteer army will at once be removed from the seat of war to camps to be laid out in Montauk Point, in this state, and -Wh-ereas, The whole American peo- ple aIre desirous of demonstrating in some fitting way their gratitude for the magnificent achievements of the men who have added lustre to the Am- erican name; Resolved, That his honor the mayor of the coty of New York be and he is hereby requested to invite the people of the United States to assemble in this city on some day to be hereafter determined to receive and tender to these returning soldiers such a welcome as will in a. measure give expression to the immense feeling of gratitude which pervades the entire people. Resolved, That he be requested to select a committee of alt least one hundred citizens to arrange for such reception and welcome. Resolved, That he be requested to apply to the government of the Uni-ted ' . States for such co-opera‘tion as will en- able the municipality to make the oc-. canton a. national celebration commem- orative of the union of all sections of our beloved country in the cause of humanity, a testimony of our appre- ciation of the services Of the armies and n'avies which have secured such wonderful results in so brief a} time, and an approval of the' magnanimity which has been accorded to the brave soldiers and sailors of our adversary.” Don Carlos is Not Warlike. London, Aug. 16.'—A special dispatch from Lucern'e, Switzerland, says that the following inspired statement has, been made there: “Notwithstanding his disapproval of the course the government at Madrid is taking,’Don Carlos maintains his firm intention to discourage any actual risin g'ln Spain and is using all his in- fluence to quell insumectionary ten- dencies 'and attempted uprisings am- ong and on the part of'his too devoted followers." Gen. Blanco Resigns. Madrid, Aug. 16.—The government has received from Captain General Blanco a. dispatch tendering his resign- anon. The reason given by Captain General Blanca for resigning is that he does not wtéh 1) eupeflntend the evacuation of Cuba. BITTLE OI Lilli. The Naval VIctorIes Sur- passed By Those Won AsihOI'e. . There is a spectacular grandeur about a naval fight that compels the admiration and arouses the enthusiasm of all. But the victories that end wars and settle history are fought on land. On land the battle has been fought and on land the victory has been won, that proves that the national disease of America has met its conqueror. Ca— tart-ah and its allied diseases, tonsilitis, bronchitis, pneumonia, diphtheria, indigestion and consumption, have threatened the physical life of the nation. But the following shows how they are overcome. Dr. 0. Greenman, 148 W. Water street, Elmira, N. Y., says: “Asarem— edy for catarrhal troubles, bronchitis and throat affections, California Ca- tarrh Cure 1s unquestionably an excel- lent thing; personally I have obtained more relief from using California Ca- tarrh Cure than from anything else that I have ever tried. I have the bronchitis badly at times, caused by catarrh, and California Catarrh Cure never fails to give prompt relief and keeps my whOle head and throat feel- ing more clear than it has for a long time. Surely anyOne troubled with catarrh will make no mistake 1n giving California Catarrh Cure a thorough trial.’ It cures Hay Fever, too. Sold by all druggists, - 50 cents; three times as much, one dollar. , The skeleton in the closet is such a common household commodity these days that we don’t mind opening the door for the world to peep in at it, and can even doze comfortably while the bones rattle. - The amount of time that can be con- sumed' 1n eating and drinking, to say nothing of money, is simply mar velous. . ' WANTED Ladies and gentlemen sufiering from throat and lung difficulties to call at our store for a. sample bottle of Otto’s Cure, which we are distributing free of charge. We cenfidentl y recommend it as a. cure for Coughs, Colds, Bron- chitis, Consumption, and all diseases Of the throat and lungs. It will stop a cough quicker than any other known remedyr We believe it will cure you. In croup or whooping cough it is sure to give instant relief. Large sizes 500. and 250. Sold by Edward P. Weed Norwalk; Mrs. Scott Williamson Darien. 1 The innate economy of a woman is demonstrated when she tries to " 'do” the slot machine by Weighing herself and baby at the same time, through the accuracy of their individual weight must be forever 3. question under such circumstances. SAVE YOUR LIFE. '3 using “THE NEW GREAT SOUTH MERICAN KIDNEY CURE.” . This new remedy is a great surprise on ac- count of its exce'edirig juicinptness in relieving pain in the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male or female. It re- lieves retention of Water, and pain in passing it almost immediately. Save yourself by .using. this marvelous cuto- Ite use will prevent fatal consequences in ainOst all cases by its great altera- tive and healing powers. Sold by E. P. Weed, Druggis’t, Norwalk.‘ Conn. A woman is never satisfied with her picture unless it looks 30 unlike her that no one would ever. guess that it were her. By the time a woman thoroughly understands the ins and outs of love she' 15 usually too old to care anything about it. . . . Dewey Got Even with Fnrrag‘ut. When Dewey was first lieutenant of one of the gunhoats which Farragut used as a. dispatch boat the admiral used often to come aboard and steam up near the levee to re'c’onnoltre. The Southerners had a. way of rushing 3. field piece to the top of the high bank, firing paint blank at the gunboat and then backing down again. Upon one such occasion Farragut saw Dewey dodge. “Why don't you stand firm, lieutenant?” said he: “don’ I: you know you can’t jump quick enough?” ‘A day or so after the admiral dodged a shot. The lieutenant smiled and held his tongue, hi: the admiral had a guilty conscience. He cleared his ~ throat once or twice, shifted his attl‘ tude. and finally declared: “Why, sir, you can’t 'help it, sir. It’s' human na. ,ture, and there’s an end- of itl”—-Ar- gonaut. . Love Makes Gowns-(is. Willie—Ma, I’m n61: afraid of police- men any longer. . E Mrs. Williamszou’ re not, Willie? , Willie—No; there was a policeman in the kitchen with cook last night, and when I walked in on them I could see that he was frightened half to death—New quk..H,erald. is something we, as chemists, can commend, for it is not a secret rem- edy, but the result of a genuine discovery. — We have found that Vinol consists ' of a delicate and pleasant wine in which is dissolved the curative prin- ciples found In the liver of the cod, the manner by which this has been extracted results from the discov- . cry of the eminent French chemists, Gautier and Mourgues. _ ' Special [Vinol representative. . _ EDWARD'P. WEED. '