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Green, of 44 Spring street, South Norwaik, engineer at Crofut & Knapp’s hat factory, only echoes the experience of thousands of his comrades, when he says “I was a bOy when I enlisted in the army, and exposure and hardship weakened me physically In the factory we use under the boilers about We tons of coal per day, and as I do my own firing I have to handle it. It was quite a job foraman who had trouble with his kidneys, and I was always anxious to get rid of it. Slight urinary difficulty set in, and as I noticed an advertise- ment about Doan’s Kidney Pills curing such cases I got a box and took them. After taking the first box my back did not ache. Ifelt so much better, and the secretions were natural. I am recommending Doan’s Kidney Pills to the workmen in the factory. Doan’s Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster—Milburn 00., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the U. S. Remember the name Doan’s and take no substitute. GREAT EXC-1‘EMEN1 LI. 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Sav ' yourself by usingthis marvelous curv- lts use will prevent fatal consequences in almost all. cases by its great altera- tive and healing powers. Sold by E. P. Weed. Diuggist. Norwalk. Conn. When a woman ariives at the age when she enjoys a jolly crowd more than a piazza tete a-tete she has either outlived the Iomantic stage or she has sense enough to realize that there is safety in numbers. DOG RIDES A BICYCLE. Master 'and Mistress Always‘ 'l‘ako Hill Wlth Thom on 3 Spin, It is not uncommon to see silken— haired poodle dogs carried around the streets by richll attired women or to see them enjoying the luxury of a. cush- ioned seat in a. handsome victoria. isn’t every day, however, sees a. big. ugly-faced bulldog ,enjoy-' There is a bulldog in Chicago, though, whose master and mistress have so high a. regard for his comfort and pleasure as to carry him along when- ever they go wheeling. To do so they have to resort to a. somewhat extra- ordinary contrivance. They fasten their bicycles together with that double-cross iron brace devised to e111 able timid old folks to ride abreast without fear of tipping over, and where the braces cross between the wheels they lace a. cushioned box big enough to hold his dogness.’ As the two pedal along the street the dog rides between them, complacent and self-satisfied and with a fierce, get-out- of-the-way expression for anybody who happens to bar their progress.— Chicago Times-Herald. A TOWN OF REAL anmc FREAKS Chesterfield, Indiana, the Banner Place . [or Curiosities. The Stork who presides over the State of Indiana has decided to make things easy for the managers of muse- ums and freak shows. H-e nOw "‘bunches" all the abnormal children and places them in the'small town of Chesterfield. The annual crop of freaks is taken as a matter of course by the 300 inhabitants of the little town, most of whom belong to the collection. The tallest man in the world registers from Chesterfield. The largest and fattest four-year- old baby in the State is of this odd township. He weighs 116 pounds and is gaining rapidly. His nearest neigh- bor is a tiny specimen of humanity who weighs 50 pounds and is 17 years old. Opposite live two children, twins, who are utterly devoid of sense, even - animal instinct is lacking. They nev- er move unless impelled, and never crave food. A mother there has spent fifty-two years in bed, and during this time has given birth to and raised eleven children. She is Well content- ed, even happy. Not the least of the freaks is one who claims tohave discovered perpetual Correspondencesolicited. . . o ' 1 motion.-New York 7 Journal. When the physicians sur-‘" any action could be taken; ing a. bicycle'ride" down the boulevard. ' 5' THE ATTACH DELAYED Shafter and Sampson Hold 6. Con- ference to Make Plans. ARMY TO BE REINFORCED ..=.. . The Arrival of Panda’s Troops and :1 Severe Tropical Storm Cause Shatter -to Postpone the Attack—The Cuban! Not.to Bo Depbodenl (on Hereafter— _ Plans of General Miles—Cabinet Meet- ing Held, ~ ~- .., Vi’ashington, July 6.—-The bombard- ment of Santiago has been postponed. The cabinet decided to allow General Shaffer to use' his discretion in regard to the matter. General Alger said af- ter the cabinet meeting: “General Shatter and Admiral Samp- son vhavc been advised to hold a. con- ference before any movement is made." A dispatch from General Shaffer an- nounced that a sevens tropical storm wasraging alt Santiago. He said it might be twenty-four or forty-eight hours before the storm subsided and and this was the principal reason why a. post- ponement of the bombardment was decided on. Secretary Alger cabled to General Shaffer to use the reinforcements that have arrived -to' fill the places of the men killed and sick, and that reinforce- ments equal to Panel-3's regiments were on the way. This message also stated that the president had directed Admi- ral Sampson and General Shafte'r to co- operalte and bombard at their discre- tion. There is aigreat deal of feeling at the war department in regard .to the action of the Cubans and their seeming fail- ure to prevent General Band'o with his reinforcements from entering Santiago. Iii: is the general opinion among the officers that the Cuban-s hereafter must, be left out of all calculations. The re- ports at the vast department received during the last few days show that they cannot be depended upon to take orders and fulfill chem. There Was a. continual telegraphic correspondence between the war de- partment and the headquarters at Santiago all the morning, and the prin- cipal subject .gforg the cabinet meet- ing yesterday .he situation of our army at Santiago. Admiral Sampson’ s fleet has not emered the harbor of San— tiago because the trucewas not up un-- til noon yesterday, and he is evidently. awaiting instructions fro‘m Washington before making the attempt. Th ere was a. great deal of anxiety felt at the de- partment; yesterday in regard to the army, but General Shatter's dispatches were reassuring and stated that he was able lto maintain his position. There was .alsdmuch uncertainty in regard Ito General Miles’s movements. It was stated that he would leave for Santiago on the St. Paul from. New York to-day. wl'thf t-he' Eighth Ohio. After the cabinet meeting. however. a. ’ cabinet officer stated that General Miles would not go to Santiago, at least not. at present, andzithat General Shaffer " would be allowed to continue the cam-. paign there alone. General Miles was at the war department and refused to be interviewed." Another question d-iscusSe‘d at the cabinetmeeting yestepday was the dis- position of the prisoners taken by‘Ad- miral Sampson and his fleet. It was decided that while the minor officers and seamen from the Spanish fleet should be sent to the ,United States to be confined in military prisons, Ad- miral Carvers. and his staff will be kept on board one- of the vessels in the vicinity of San-tiagonntil the fate of Lieutenant Hobson and his crew is de- ' ci-ded. Of course, there is, no intention of exchanging the admiral for Hob's'on, , but the? cabinet as well as the officials were of the opinion thalt "if Admiral It Cervera. was kept in the vicinity of that one Santiago, it might have a moral effect ”upon the treatment of Lieutenant Hob- on and his crew by the Spaniards. Admiral Cervera. will be treated with the greatest courtesy and consideration due an officer of his rank. and. in fact the administration has decided that all prisoners of war shall be cared for in the best way possible. As this is a war for the sake of humanity. the president is determined that humane treatment shall be accorded everyone. so far was possible. Although the 1,600 prisoners under Admiral Sampson are naval prisoner's, they will 'be turned over to the war department for con- finement. It is now supposed that they will be sent to Atlanta. and cared for at Fort McPherson. It. was proposed, to build a stockade at lt-h-at place, and this plan may now be carried out. Congress to Adjourn After Hawaiian Vote. VVlashington, July 6.—The statement is made with positiveness now that Congress will adic 1m within three days aftrr the passag e by the Senate of the Hawaiian annexation resolu- tion. There is no important business left. for Congress to transact. Only the big general deficiency bill remains, but the confrerees are almost agreed on it and it will soon be disposed of. Good reasons exist for an adjourn- ment. There has been abundant legis- lation for the success-1‘11! conduct of the war, and neither the president nor the department expect to ask for further authority in connection with military and naval movements against Spain. If the war comes in an end before De- cember «the preliminary negotiations for peace must be conflicted by the execu— tive. Should it ‘05 necesSary to con- clude a. treaty ben.‘:'.rc_-. December the president can at any time call the Sen- ate together. Entire Class Arrested. West Point, July 6.-—-'I‘he entire third class of cadets at the Military acade- any has been placed under arrest by Colonel Otto L. Hein, the commandant. They will remain under arrest until they decide to submit Ito an explana- tion of their conduct on last Sunday evening. They assembled on the pa- rade ground after parade and created a. disturbance by cheering for Colonel Samuel Mills, their former command- ant, who was very popular with the cadets during his stay here, and. who is no“ in f1 out of Santiago with General Shaffer's army. in command of the siege guns. 7 ‘ ,,_ 7 COMMENT IN LONDON. Spain, Urged ito Sue for Peace at the ' Earliest Moment. London, July 6.—The Daily Mail, 1' an editorial, under the caption, “As in 1863, ” says. “Wherever the English language is spoken, yesterday there was jubiliation. Admiral Cervera’s defeat by the Am- erican navy ‘has nobly redeemed the latter’s recent apparent inaction. Ad- miral Sampson’ 5 name stands with Admiral Dewey’s. With Sampson rests the glory of this Fourth of July. If the War had shown nothing else it would have proved the amazing efficiency of the American navv.” The Times says: “Admiral Sampson‘s brilliant exploit was as complete as Admiral Dewey’s. Nothing but the conviction that; his plig’ht- witth the harbor was hopeless could lave justified Admiral Cei'V'ei'a’s attempt to leave. Had he been able to judge correctly what was passing in General Shafter’s mind. doubtless he would have remained. The dlflicul- tics of navigation probably caused him to make 1a bold effort by daylight. “.t is not: easy at. this moment to fore- see 1the wider consequences of :the un- challenged suprem-acy of the American fleet in Cuban waters. Overpowered, after an heroic defence, Spain’s only course is—h’er friends even- in the French press urge hen—to seek-peace. which, even if onerous, cannot now be dishonorable. ” The Daily-Graphic says: ‘ “If Senor Sagasite. elects to risk fur- ther disasters for fear ‘of the frothy jingoes in Madrid, he will incur a. ter- rible responsibility. The Spanish flag has been borne with undying glory in the face of tremendous odds, and the punctilios of honor have been generous-' ly satisfied." The Daily News tenders similar ad- vice. It says: “The Spaniards can fight and die. So' can the Americans. Ambassador Hay, in his glowing and eloquent speech of yesterday, gioried in this thought, but. to their equal courage Americans add in this unequal combat with Spain not only vastly superior material resour- ces, but in. devising of mind and a ski 1- led organization without which brav- ery is not-hing but a. means of provid~ ing stuff for the shambles. " é——————~. . l - THANKS FOR SCHLEY. Resolution Introduced Into the House ' by Representative Berry, 0! Kentucky. ‘ Washington, July 6.-_—Representative Berry of Kentucky yesterday introduc- ed In, the Hence a. joint. resolution ten.- dering the thanks cf Congress to Com- modore Schley and the officers and men, under, his. command for Ithe de- struction of the Spanish fleet. The res- olution is as follows: _“Resolved,. That the thanks of Con- gress and of the American people, are hereby tendered to Commodore Schley. U. S. N., for his heroic and distin— guished conduct in destroying the Spa.- nish fleet in Cuban waters on the third of July last." (16111162101111 with. l The body of the resolution omits ref- _ erence. to those under Schley's com- mand who are recognized in the title. VICTIMS OF A TORNADO. Elght Death: on the Result. of Yesterday’s Storms at. Hampton Beach, N. H. Hampton, N. H., July 6.—T-he toma- d-o which swept over Hampton Beach July 4 has almost dazed the people of that. village, and aside from caring for tt-he injured little has been done to— wards clearing up the wreck of the storm or estimating the full extent of the damage. It is now set-fled that the number of killed was eight, and that he pecuniary loss will be several thousand dollars. Six cottages were wholly or partly demolished, che casino, 3. restaurant, and sever-3.1 barns, carriage houses and other buildings. The Hampton beach and the new Bearshead hotels also suf- fered sOme damage. The list of injured exceeds a score, and the wounds in some cases are se- rious. It was reported by the physi- cians yesterday, however, that all were doing well. Waco Reduction in Canada. ' Montreal, July 6.—A 10 per cent. re- duction in the wages of shirt makers in this city came into effect on July 1 The manufacturers claim that Cana- dian goods are being crowded out by American and foreign and that the in- dustry has been struggling against great disadvantages since the present tariff came into force. The shirt manufacturers of Canada employ over 3,000 hands. ninety per cent. of whom are women. These are paid wages av- ereging $1 per day, which enables them to‘livxe, if nothing more. Camara’s Fleet Proceeding. Port Said, Julv 6.—the Spanish fleet under the command of Admiral Cam-a- ra, consisting of the Pel‘ayo, Carlos V, Patriot-a. Rapido, Buenos Ayres, 151:1 de Panay. San Francisco, 1513. de Lu— zon. San Augustin and San Ignacio de Loyola, has entered the Suez canal. The Spanish torpedo boats which were with the fleet, have been ordered to MesSina, Sicily. They sailed yester— day, their ultimate destination, it is said, being a Spanish port. Australian Gold for the Uni'ed States. New York, July, 6.-—Ca.ble advices from Sydney, N. S. W. received in Wall street, announce the departure from there for San Francisco of the steam- ship Marlposa; having on board 25, 000 sovereigns in gold. I l Saying: - . . ,. ' MADRID acme o'ecsivlso. and mi The Spaniards Think' Genera _, Squadron Escaped. , ' Ms drid, July 6.—T‘ne general public 01 believes Admiral Cervera and his squa- dron have escaped from Santiago ds Cuba, thanks to the official ispatches given out by the governmefft and the interviews granted by the ministers. A dispatch from Captain Geneml Blanca says: , ' “Cervera' s squadron, at 11 o 'OlOck on Sunday morning, broke the, center of the line of the American fleet and pro- ceeded at full steam in a. westerly di- rection. " The Spanish minister of marine, Sen- or Aunon, is quoted in an interview as 5'? gar. 3.5; I)- “I am highly pleased with the feat of arms performed by Admiral Cervera’s squadron, which left Santiago the mo« ment Admiral Cervera. judged It oppor- tune to do so. " After euloglzing the‘ Spanish admi- ral, the minister of marine added: “The squadron con-1d only leave the harbor at a. given moment, and when the moment arnlved Admiral Cervera. seized it. haVe never doubted he would do so. But, of course, it is diffi- cult to foresee the result. The Amerio can sqaudron was taken by surprise. After attacking us, the Amenican ad- miral detached five of his best ships. which steamed for some time abreast of ours; but they Were soon left astern; only the Iowa and Brooklyn were able to follow our fleet, but it is certain they will not do so far, for fear of reprlsals on our part. Admiral Cervera. deserves great praise." Not one of the official dispatches re- ceived from Cuba up to this hour make mention of the destruction of Admiral Cervera’s squadron, and, consequently, the American accounts of the bat-tie cause immense surprise and sensation, though they are discredited by Span— ish officials. ” Everyone (13 «anxiously waiting for news of =to-day’s expected bombard- ment: of Santiago de Cuba, and it is anticipated that the fighting will re- sult in appalling bloodshed. The Span- iard-s doubt whether the Americans, even if they destroy the city, will suc- ceed in penetrating .into it, as their losses are confidently expected to be enormous. The arrival of the Spanish reinforcements at Santiago de Cuba will, according to the people here, ena- ble Santiago to make a. more tenacious defence than would otherwise have been the case. London, July 6.—A dispatch to the Evening News from Madrid says that after Friday's battle at Santiago de Cu- .ba. the marines and guns belonging to Admiral Cervera' s fleet were reshipped, preparatory to the squadron' s sortie from the harbor. Madrld Reports. About Manila Cmnpalg—h‘ . Madnld, July.6.—,-There,is~,much.com— ment’here over the newa of the depart- ure of the foreign warships from Ma- nila. at the moment of the arrival there of the American z-sz'nfdrcements. Only two German, two French and four Bri- tish warships now remain at Manila. and the question i's..asked whether in- ternational politics have undergone a change. and whether the Americans are to be given '3. free hand in the Phil- ippine islands. The news received here that the Bri- tish conshl at Hong Kong has sent a dispatch boat-to Manl‘la. for the pur- pose of informing Rear Admiral Dewey of the fact that Admiral Camm's squadron. has «traversed the Suez canal is much commented upon, and the newspapers assert that the Egyptian and Buitidh authorities purposely plac- ed obstacles in the way of Admiral Cu.- mara’s departure in order to delay his arrival at Manila as. long as possible, adding-that the British have been more scrupulous in maintaining the neutral- ity of the Suez canal than they were when,they,allowed a steamer to leave Manila. insurgents. It is inferred that the neWs received in Madrid about the. “Britishconsul” at: Hang Kongrefers to the British au- thorities at Hong. Kong. Affairs at 11011111... London, July 6.—A dispatch from Ma- nila. dated .July 2, says that. Captain General August! made a sortie for the purpose of repairing the aqueduct that supplies the walled city in an endeavor to communicate with General Monet. The insurgents concentrated their troops and opposed the sortie, forcing the Spanish commander Ito return to Manila. The insurgents are said to have suf- fered severe loss and the Spaniards are reported to have had fifty men killed and 150 men wounded. San Francisco, July 6.—In accordance with the wishes of the war department, Major General Otis proposes to hasten preparations for the departure of more troops 'to Manila. The Peru and City of Puebla. can sail this week if so or- dered. The Pennsylvania. has been fa.- vorably passed upon by Major Ruhlln, chief quartermaster. The Titania will be taken by the government on her return from Northwest ports, and oth- er steamers are being considered. The Care of Prisoners. Washington, July 6.—The capture of 1,600 men of Cervera's fleet, destroyed off Santiago by Admiral Sampson and Commodore Sch‘ley on Sunday, and of 2,000 in El Clancy, the suburb of that town, on the right of the American line, which was practically occupied by General Shafter' s forces on Friday, and the expected fall of Santiago give the officers here an additional burden to carry. They 'must provide food and supplies for the large number of prisoners that of the land and sea. forces of the Uni- ted States in Cuba, and the problem is already engaging their serious atten- tion. One of the great difficulties of the question of getting troops to Cuba was that of carrying with them suffi- cient supplies; and with 'the addition of thousands of Spanish troops to pro- vide for, the departments of supplies and transportation have their hands more than full. Cable ()po‘ators Fleo' New York, July" 6.—T.he Central ca- ble office of the Western Union Tele- graph Company in th' " cit7' has is.» 11.3.11 a notice to the effect ;""'- 51 11:: cable op- craters at the nitv - '1- ba have gone on I; a. .. a . 1 boat. tlie'Spanish capital, at thisdiour, still Hong.Kong loaded with arms for the " have fallen and will fall into the hands" VIGTIIIIY IS IIIIIIS We Conquer As We Go. Where the flag is placed, there it remains. It is neve1 pulled down. What we have won with our blood, what we have won at the cost of life, that we will never give up. What has been won by saving life is none the less a conquest; and it is by restoring health and saving life that California Catarih Cure has won the first place' 1n the esteem of Norwalk people. That place it will always hold, because by rapid advance in popular favor, won its almost instantaneous relief of the Worst sufferings, has been followed up and secured by thousands of perma- nent cures. Its popularity is lasting, because it rests upon cases like this: Mrs. William W. Bloom, who lives at 7 Water street, NorWalk, says: “I have been troubled with catarrh 1n my head and throat for some time. My Whole head was stuffed up; the passages of my head and throat would at times become so filled with mucous that I could not talk, and altogether it was , very annoying. I also suflered a great ‘ deal of the time with headaches. I got a bottle of California Catarrh Cure at Plaisted’ 5 drug store in South Nor- walk, and ] think it is the greatest 'stuif' 1n the warld. It has cured me of all the disagreeable suffering I have had for so long; my throat troubles me no more, and I haven’t had a headache for weeks. I have recommended it to several friends who have used it with satisfactory results, and we all unite in saying it is a wonderful medicine.” C. C. C. is also invaluable for break- ing up colds and preventing colds “hanging 011;” it will absolutely pre- vent an attack of hay fever if used faithfully for several weeks before the season, and used at any time it gives great relief in all mucous diseases. All dealers: 50 cents, three times as much, one dollar. Because «0.05—— CURRENT... HUMOR. “Miss Renfrew—“A-llce, ” he cried, "I must speak. For a. week I have walk. ed about as one dazed. I have been unable to eat. At night I have tossgd upon my bed, to arise, haggard and miserable, in the mornings. --" “0h, ” the fair girl interrupted,‘ ‘I know what. is the matter with you. Go and _ play croquet or golf. You need exer- cise.”—Chicago News. Miss Wellwood—“Yes, I belong to the Daughters of the Revolution, and pride myself upon being the most dia- tinguished member of the moiety." Mr. Hargreaves—“Indeed! I appeal you trace your lineage back 00 on. man who was a lion. in his «My. all!" Miss Wellwood—“No, my‘ great- great-grandfather was only a. pfimfe, but from all that I can team he seems Caller (to child, whine mother ha! left the room for a moment)—Com here to me, my dear. Enfant Terrible—No, I mustn’t do that; Momma told me I must stem sitting in «the chair, because there’s a hole in the cushion. —Glasgow Citizen. First Small Boy—We got a new baby at cm house. Came down from Heaven last night. Second Small Boy—We had one, but it died and Went to heaven. First Small Boy—Bet cher it’s the same kid—New York Journal. Doctor-1 wish you would tell those deaf mute. to stop talking; the noise disturbs the. , Attendant—Why, how can they make a whim when they talk with their fingers? Doctor—Well, don’t aotiOns speak louder than words.?-,-Chicago-.News.. ‘ “You' had better not go boating with sister, " said Tommy to his sister’s beau. , , . “Why, Tommy?” “ 'Cause I heard her say she intend- ed to throw you overboard soon.’ «31:. Louis Humor-13. 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