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If m 1111
LOOKING FOR
A [AWN MOWER
That will stand hard work and do
it better than any other machine
you will find that the
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machine the
DREXEL
takes the lead. Take a look at them
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[fl Mill STREET, IDBWALK, Willi.
PIANOS
We are now closing out at a sacrifice several 00¢
fires of new pianos, and a great variety of slight)!
med organs and pianos to make room for new stock
ORG-ANS
Gatalogues, full particulars and
We sent upon application.
SOLD 0N INSTALMENTS, IF DESIRED.
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What Befell a Veteran of
ter His Discharge.
An old colonial soldier lying in a
hospital improvised for the occasion af-
ter the battle of Saratoga, was patient-
ly Waiting until his time came for ex-
amination. When the physicians sur-
rounded his humble pallet to probe for
a bullet in his chest, he opened his
shirt bosom, shut his eyes and said,
"I’m ready.” Neither groan, sigh or
cry escaped him, but as the probe
reached the piece of lead he opened his
eyes and said: ‘,'Doct0r an inch deep-
er and you will find General Wash-
ington.” In the-Revolution and Civil
War the American soldier withstood
hardships that almost. equalled those
and Sir John Moore retired to Corruna.
Disease left its mark and shattered
the strong constitutions of the best.
No organ of the human bOdy suffer-
ed more than the kidneys, and vet-
eran W. R. Green, of 44 Spring
street, South Norwalk, engineer at
Crofut & Knapp’s hat factory, only
echoes the experience of thousands of
his comrades, when he says “I was a
boy when I enlisted in the army, and
exposure and hardship weakened me
physically' In the factory we use
under the boilers about two tons of
coal per day, and as I do my own firing
I have to handle it. It was quite a job
foraman who had trouble with his
kidneys, and I was always anxious to
get rid of it. Slight urinary difficulty
set in, and as I noticed an advertise-
ment about Doan’ s Kidney Pills curing
such cases I got a box and took them.
After taking the first box my back did
not ache. Ifelt so much better, and
the secretions were natural. I am
recommending Doan’s Kidney Pills t0
the workmen in the factory
Doan’ s Kidney Pills for sale bv all
dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by
Foster ' ‘ Buffalo, N. Y.,
sole agents for the U. S. Remember
the name Dean’s and take no substitute.
' WANTED
Ladies and gentlemen suffering from
throat and lung difficulties to call at
our store for a sample bottle of Otto’s
Cure, which we are distributing free
of charge. We confidently recommend
it as a cure for Coughs, Colds, Bron-
chitis, Consumption, and all diseases of
the throat and lungs. It will stop a
cough quicker than any other Known
In croup or whooping cough it is sure
to give instant relief. Large sizes 500.
and 250. Sold by Edward P. Weed,
Norwalk; Mrs. Scott Williamson,
Darien.
Ifa man wins on a horse race a
woman is very ready to share his gains,
but if he loses,, she can point out fifty
ways in which he could have spent the
monev to greater advantage and always
these ways mean expenditure on he
modest self.
SAVE YOUR LIFE.
, using “THE NEW GREAT SOUTH
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SAKS
REAL Lil/liiG FR
(licsiex'licld, Indian-1:, the
for Curiosities.
i ork who presides over the
State 081‘ Indiana has decided to malt
1 ‘11ny1‘ the managers of muse-
and freak shows. He no“
“bunches” all the abnoxmal childrc 1'1
and places them in the small town of
62116316155101.1211?) annual Crop of f1 eaks
is 111.1911 as a matter of course by the
311C inhabitants of the little tow 11 most
A ‘UNJ LJF
I4; znnei Place
of 1. 11011.1 belong to the collection. '1 he
to. lest man in the wmld legis leis
1’1. 111. Chester.field
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The laigest and fattest four—year—
old baby in the State is of this odd
township. He weighs 116 pounds and
is gaining rapidly. His nearest neigh—
bor is a tiny specimen of humanity
who weighs 50 pounds and is 17 yea-1's l
old. a
Opposite live two children, twins,
who are utterly devoid of sense, even
animal instinct is lacking. They nev-
er move unless impelled, and never
crave food. A mother there has spent
fifty-two years in bed, and during this
time has given birth to and raised
eleven children. She is well content-
ed, even happy.
Not the least of the freak-s is one who
claims to have discovered perpetual
motion—New York Journal.
A Herd of Irish Bulls.
Those-fond of Irish bulls may find
some amusement in the following let-
ter, which was written by an amorous
swain, native of the Emerald Isle, to
his lady fair. ‘
My Darlin Peggy—I met you last
night and you never came! I’ll meet
you again to-night whether you come
or whether you stop away. If I’m
there first, sure I’ll write my name on
the gate toltell you of it, and if it’s
you that’s first, why rub it out, dar-
lin’, and no one will be the wiser.
I’ll never fail to be at the trystin'
place, Peggy, for, faith, I can’t keep
away from the spot where you are,
whether you’re there or whether
you’re not. Your own, PADDY.
-—St. Louis Globe Dem'ocrat.
"You look scared, Lieutenant!" said
a coarse- -gralned fellow in the ranks to
an intelligent youugpfficer as the regi-
ment was ordered to charge. “I am
‘1'oad with his advance.
scared,” was the answer, “and if you
be on the run five miles in the rear."
were half as scared as I am you would.
"2' DOONE'D
‘ At Noon Tc-Day. .
Norton GIVEN 131 SHAFTER
Confident of Hll- Power the American
General In Conjunction With Sampson
Will Make Quick Work in the Destruc-
tion ofithe City 'Unless the Spanish
Commander Unconditionally Surrender:
Washington, July 5.—-Genena1 Shaf-
ter has given the commandant of the
city of Santiago until noon to-day to
surrender the city unconditionally.
In the event of refusal he was to
proceed to bombard the city at once.
The following dispatch received from
him shows that he has the city com-
pletely surrounded:
Headquarters Fifth Army Corps.
Santiago, July 3.
To-nlg-ht my lines completely sur-
round the :town from bay, on north of
the city. to point on San Juan river, on
South.
The enemy holds from west bend of
San Juan river at its mouth up the
railroad to the city.
General Panda, I find, is some dis-
tance away and will not get into San-
tiago. SHAFTER.
Why Bombardment \Valts.
The secretary of war later received
a. long and important dispatch from
General Shaffer. It excited much ru--
mor, but the essential points were as
follows:
GENERAL \VILLIAM R. SHAFTER.
It stated Sh'after’s demand for sur-
render of Santiago at noon Monday
on pain of bombardment. There-upon
the foreign consuls at Santiago made
a joint representation, requesting that
women and children in the city have
until Tuesday noon to withdraw before
the bombardment begins.
The Spanish general declined to sur-
render at the time first set by Shaffer.
At present a truce exists, pending the
uphetion of the tw-enty f5ui hours i
$514.1 €01 by the foieisrn consuls
(ignore l Shaftei next lepmted:
"I feel the. t I .1111 mastci of the situa-
tion and 011.11 hold the enemy for any
II
General Miles 1:..011 ed lhefl'folwu'injr
101 main from Gcneial Sha dazed
lava . del Lste:
“ll'eadquartois Fifth Army Corps.—-~
Killed a Spanish gencial 1'11 affaii at
Caney, and a 1.1 no numbci of ofnceis
and men who are still unbuiied. Gen.
Linares’s arm was broken. My demand
for surrender of Santiago still being.
considered by Spanish an :horities.
Pando has arrived near bieak in rail-
:uling; r:ff1’ar.do.
' large for him to engage.
I think he will
be stopped.”
Also the following
A djutant General
place and time:
“Pando six miles north with 5,000.
Garcia opposes with 3,000. Lawton can
support Garcia and prevent junction."
Miles to Go to the Front.
General ’Miles sent the following dis-
patch to General Shaffer before the
news of the destruction of the fleet:
Headquarters of the Army,
W'ash-ington, July 4.
General Shaffer, Playa del Este, Cuba:
Accept my hearty congratulations. on
the record made of the magnificent for-
titude, gallantry and sa_-.rilice displayed
in the despeiale fighting of the troops
before Santiago. I realize the hard~
ships, difficulties and sufferings. and
am proud that amid those ter1ibie
scenes ti le troops illustrated such fear-
less and patriotic devotion to the wel-
fare of our common country ant.I flag.
Whatever the results to follow their
unsurpassed deeds of valor, the past is
already a gratifying chapter of his-
tory. I expect to be with you within
one week with strong reinforcements.
MILES,
Major General Commanding.
Shatter’s Correspondence \Vilh the Corn-
mauder :i‘. Santiago.
Washington. July 55.—The following
dispatch was received at the war de-
part-mom:
Hon. R. A. Alger. Secretary of War:
The following is my demand for the
surrender of Santiago:
I shall be obliged. unless you surren-
der, 'to shell Samtiagr- de Cuba. Please
inform the citizens of foreign countries
and all women and children that they
should leave the city before ten o‘clock
to-morrow mworiiing
Very respectfully,
4 W. h. SHAFTER,
' Major General Commanding.
The following is the Spanish reply
which Colonel [Dorst returned at 6.30
p. 111.:
Santiago de Cuba. 2 p. 111.. July 3.
To His Excellency the General Com-
manding forces. of the United States,
San Juan River:
Sir: I ha\e the honor to reply to
your communication of to-day. written
at 8.20 a. m., and received at 1 ,1. m.,
demanding the surrender of :fiis city;
in the contrary/“case announcing (to me
that you will bombard the city 1am
that I advise the foreign women an!
children that they must leave 1 q
Assistant
3.1, 5.1111:
from
\Vagner
before 10 o ’clo'ck to-mori-Ew morning.
It is my duty to say to you tuitithls
city will not surrender and the. I' [ll
inform the foreign consuls and Mid l-
'tants of the contents of your message;
Very respectfull,
JOSE TORAL,
Commander-in- Chief Fourth Corps.
The British, Portuguese, Chinese and
Norwegian consuls have come to my
line with Colonel Dorst. They ask if
non-combatants-can occupy the town
of Caney and railroad points, and ask
until, 10 o’clock of the 5th inst. before
the city lis fired upon. They claim that.
there are between 15.000 and 20.000 peo-
.ple, many of them old,‘ wno will leave.
They ask if I can supply them with
food, which I cannot do for want' of
transportation to Caney, which is 15-
miles from my landing.
The following is my reply.
Commanding General Spanish Forces,
Santiago de Cuba, July 3.
Sir: In consideration of the request
of the consuls and officers of your city
for delay in carrying out my intention
to fire on the city, and in the interest
of poor women and children, who will
suffer very greatly by their enforced
departure from the city, I have the
‘honor to announce that I will delay
such action solely in their interest un-
til noon of the fifth. providing during
the interval your forces make no de-
monstration whatever upon those of
mine. - 1-
I am with breat resp-ct, your obedi-
ent servant,
W. R. SHAFTER.
" Panda Reaches Santiago.
Off Juragua, July 3, by way of Port
Antonino, July 5.——General Pando, with
5,000 reinforcements. reached Santiago
at noon to-day, General Garcia refus-
ing to make an effort to stop him, say-
ing that rthe Spanish force was too
Several Officers Were Overcome by Heat.
Siboney, Cuba, July 5.—General Shaf-
ter is still more or less ailing, so that
his headquarters have not been moved
so far forward as would be most con-
venient, but he has directed the gen-
eral movements of his army, though
lying most of the time on a. cot or in a
hammock attended by a. surgeon.
General T. B. M. Young, commander
of the Second Brigade of General
Wheeler's cavalry division, has been
suffering with fever since Wednesday
night and has been confined to his
tent.
General Wheeler also ‘fhad a. slight
fever on Thursday and Friday morn-
ing, but recovered sufficiently to go to
the front scon after the cannonading
was begun from Grimes’s Hill.
There were many cases of prostra—
ti-on from heat among the men of 1the
Ninth Massachusetts and the Thirty-
third and Thirty-fourth Michigan regi-
ments, all of whom were pushed at
once to the front to reinforce our wear-
ied men on the firing line.
The News in llIadrid.
Madrid, July 5. last eve—
ning the gfiicials were consoling them—
selves wilh such news as \the following:
An official dispatch from Santiago de
Cuba says:
”Admiral Cervera’s fleet sustained
for an hour the fire of the American
fleet. It then dis-appeared west vard,
followed by the American squadron.
5'0 lost two torpedo boat destrov e15."
A later ofiic'pil L115]. .ch fiom Santi-
ago do ( nbo- says:
“ 4‘ 111111i1ul (611.111.1’s
a scitie from Sanding-o. traversing the
channel 11 ithou’t Nickle-111.1311: a 11001 3'
c. 111101101613 11.1.: 11.1.11. 11:1 111.: :52 do the 11.
bor and it is supposed a n"a1al baffle
11' as proceeding.
squadron 111:1 do
would lira-111112151 {'112‘791‘1‘: for Hobson.
Vashington l u—-The misuse of
Hobson and the 31' homes of the
Merrimac 1110114111: is likely to be anoth-
er result of the c. 31118 transpiring‘ yes—
te1da.v. t 11 , come ch 5111 either
by the su1r.1.~1.c1' of the city.
would include 1‘1 9 surrendc
.3011 and 5thcr an 311 1
else by the cxchnu, . of Hobson
Admiral CEl‘TEl"
ranking naval “"l
1 .4..:,
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for
TO PellTO moo NEXT.
Troops Now 011 tlu- Vaiez to G0 to San
Juan-
VVashington, July 5,—Tize feeling at
the war department that Santiago, be-
ing covered by Shafter’s siege guns on
the heights around the town, and by
the guns of Sampson‘s ships, must sur-
render before the day is over, has led
to a complete revolution of the plans
which were formulated when General
Shafter's dispatch calling for immedi-
ate- reinforcements was received.
As soon as General Shatter’s troops
have been thoroughly rested they will
be forwarded to Porto Rico.
The army corps under General
Brooke at Camp Thomas, Chickamauga.
now under marching orders, will prob-
ably be the first troops to leave for
Porto Rico.
The soldiers of General Snyder's di—
vision at Tampa are believed to be on
the water bound for Santiago. It is
the purpose to forw ard them immedi-
ately after the: r arrival at that place
-to Porto Rico, without disembarking
the soldiers from the transports, with
the exception perhaps of one or two
regiments, which will replace some of
the troops of General Shafter’s army.
Fourth of July Tornados.
Hampton, N. H., July 5.—A terrific
tornado struck a section of Hampton
Beach at 3.15 yesterday afternoon,
causing immense damage to beach
property and loss of life. The atmos-
pheric disturbance came almost with-
out warning. .
A yacht owned by Captain Frank
Mudd o-fithis place was sailing off the
beach and was in the path 01 the
storm. In it were nine person: and or
these five were drowned.
Beverly, Mass, July 5.—T'he Small
excursion steamer Surf City, with
about 60 passengers on board, while
half way over from Salem Willows to
her wharf here, a. distance of about two
miles, was struck by a sudden but ter- ,
rific squall about 5 o’clock last night
and capsized. ,Of those on board 'a.
large majority are. believed to have
been rescued by boats from both the
Salem and Beverly shores, but no less
”than six bodies had been recovered at ,
dark.
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THROWERS OF DYNAMITE.
The Vesuvius and the Nletheroy. Unlike
the Ships of Any Navy in the World.
With the incorporation of the Nicth-
eroy into the United States Navy, that
branch of the service will hay. two
ships that are unlike those of any other
navy in the world—destroyers on a
huge plan. These two ships—the Ve-
suvius and the Nictheroy—are throw-
ers of dynamite. The explosives which
they throw do not depend, as do those
thrown from the torpedo tubes of or-
dinary warships or the missile sent
from a torpedo boat, On any mechani-
cal contrivance inside of the missile.
They travel through the air, and their
propulsive force comes from compress-
ed air, which is stored in a tube that
is more like a. gun than a tube. The
shots have ranges far superior to those
of the torpedo and accuracy which is
almost perfect.
The one question is whether large
ships like these can get near enough to
an enemy to reach him with their shot.
They are not like torpedo boats or tor-
pedo boat destroyers. They are large
,and noticeable objects, and while the
Vesuvius is armored, the Nictheroy has
little defensive power. But if they do
get near enough to an enemy to use
their dynamite guns properly the ship
against which they operate is doomed.
No armor, no strength of construction,
no bulkheads can save the warship that
is struck by the tremendous charge
of nitro-glycerlne or explosive gela-
tine with which the aerial torpedo is
loaded.
The Nictheroy originally was a mer-
chant vessel owned by the Morgan line,
and her name when she was in a peace-
ful occupation, was El Cid. She was
bought by' the Government of Brazil in
the time of the last revolution there,
and was to be used against the insur-
gents, who had seized the navy and
were bombarding the forts in the har-
bor of Rio de Janeiro. She was re-
fitted pretty' thoroughly as a. cruiser,
and her coal bunkers were so arranged
that they protect the machinery and
the parts necessary to operate the gun.
The latter is mounted in the bow, and
projects through an opening in the
spar deck, giving it a. clear range for-
ward and permitting a free motion on
each side, so that it can be trained
either“to port or starboard. The air
reservoirs of the gun are in the lower
hold, on the starboard side, directly
under the gun, and a. central air pipe
leads up through the foundations on
which the carriage of the gun rests.
Shields protect the weapon and the
men who serve it.
On the way to Brazil the crew prac-
ticed with it, using “dummy” projec-
tiles, and its accuracy was found re-
markable. The gun was so new, how-
ever, that the men were almost as
much afraid of it as the enemy was
expected to be, and there was consider-
able relief on board When it was found
on arrival in Brazil that there would
be no need for firing it with real dyna—
mite, as the revolution was over. Since
then the successful installation of two
batteries of these guns in ,United States
forts has made artillerists more con-
fident, and much reliance is placed in
the work of both the Vesuvius and the
Nic‘rhcroy.
TO A':M oun GUNS.-
llov.’ the Range Finder is Used In Place of
the Human Eye.
Seacoast guns, the huge engines
which are intended, not to kill men
directly but to destioy ships of wax
..1e not aimed b" gunner’s eves, but by
mathematical f01 111ula and 11160150 cal—
culation. Indeed, theie is 11011111.ng
which the eve could sigh: a mode-1'11
st defense gun 101 any of the g1. e '11
nges, as the weapon points 111 ghi
into the ail and not at the object which
is being attacked. This has made it
absolutely necessary to devise a way
of aiming which should be exact, and
the result has been that the high power
rifled steel gun of to- day is the most
accuiate cannon eve. used in 11' a1 f1..-
Paladoxically, as guns hate increas ed
their langes they have ineleased their
accuracy of fire. 2
The instrument that has replaced the
human eye to aim the seacoast gun is
called a range and position finder, and
its purpose is to tell exactly how far
from the cannon muzzle the ship to be
attacked is. To accomplish this one
of the most peaceful professions, that
of surveying, has been pressed into ser-
vice, and the range of fire is ascer-
tained by a method based on the sim-
ple- process of triangulation.
Besides the range, however, the posi-
tion of the ship must be known Some
forms of range— —fin iers are designed so
that it is necessary to have two of them
at fair distances from each other, using
the distance between them as the base
of a triangle of which the ship is the
apex. Thus they tell at once both the
range and the position of the enemy.
Others ascertain the range with one
movement and the position with an—
other. Of this class is the Lewis
range-finder, which has been installed.
in the forts of the United States. It is
of the kind known as depression range-
finder, and it, too, calculates the dis-
tance by triangulation. The known
fire guns, as it is too swift in its flight.
The aerial torpedo which is thrown
from the dynamite guns on these two
rocket and is about ten feet long. Spi-
ral vanes guide its flight and the ex‘
plosive charge, consisting of from 200
to 500 pounds of nitro-glycerine, is in
the head and middle of the projectile.
When loaded the entire affair weighs
1,000 pounds. ‘It can be set to explode
either on impact or by a time fuse. A
range of 2,000 yards with entire atom
racy is attainable.
____._..___._
Ned—If you want to marry an heir-
ess, Why. don’t you propose to Miss El-
derly? She's rich.
Ted—Yes; but I object to her past.
Ned—VVhy, I thought that was above,
reproach.
Ted—It is: but thee: so much of it.
I—Brooklyn Life.
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VIGTOBY IS WES
we
We Go.
Where the flag is placed, there it
remains. It is never pulled down.
What we have won with our blood,
what we have won at the cost of life,
that we will never give up. What has
been won by saving life is none the
less a conquest; and it is by restoring
health and saving life that CalifOrnia
Catarrh Cure has won the first place' in
the esteem of Norwalk people. That
place it will always hold, because by
rapid advance' in popular favor, won its
almost instantaneous relief of the
Because
worst sufi’erings, has been followed up‘
and secured by thousands of perma-
nent cures. Its popularity is lasting,
because it rests upon cases like this:
Mrs. William W. Bloom, who lives
at 7 Water street, Norwalk, says: “I
have been troubled with catarrh in my
head and throat for some time. My
whole head was stuffed up; the passages
of my head and throat would at times
become so filled with mucous that I
could not talk, and altogether it was
very annoying. I also suffered a great
deal of the time with headaches. I
got a bottle'of California Catarrh Cure
at Plaisted’ 5 drug store in South Nor-
walk, and ] think it is the greatest
stuff in the world. It has cured me of
all the disagreeable suffering I have
had for so long; my throat troubles me
no more, and I haVen’t had a headache
for weeks. I have recommended it to
several friends who have used it with
satisfactory results, and we all unite in
saying it is a wonderful medicine.”
C. C. C. is also invaluable for break-
ing up colds and: preventing colds
“hanging 011;” it will absolutely pre-
vent an attack of hay fever if used
faithfully for several weeks before the
season, and used at any time it gives
great relief in all mucous diseases. All
dealers: 50 cents, threetimes as much,
one dollar.
«o-o>———
CURRENT HUMOR.
“Miss Renfrew—“Alice, ” he cried, “I
must speak. For a week I have walk-
ed about as one dazed. I have been
unable to eat. At night I have tossed
upon my bed, to arise, haggard and
miserable, in the mornings. —--”r
“011, ” the fair girl interrupted, “I know
what is the matter with you. Go and
play croquet or golf. You needI exer-
cise."——Chicago News.
Miss Wellwood—“Yes, I belong to
the Daughters of the Revolution, and
pride myself upon being the most dis-
tinguished member of the society.”
Mr. Hargreaves—“Indeed! I suppose
you trace your lineage back to some
man who was a lion in his diay,e eh?”
Miss Wellwood— ‘,No my great-
great-grandfather was only a private,
'but from all that I can learn he seems
Caller '(to child, whose mother has
left the room for a moment)—-—Com
hole to me my dear.
.rmfant rl..1‘1ule—N0 I mustn’t do
'hat. Mann-11.1 told me I must stay
sitting in 112-.- chair, because there’s a
hole in the cushion—Glasgow Citizen.
got a new
1'11 from
First Small Boy—W's
baby at our house. Came do
Heaven last night.
Second Sm-“ ‘We had one, but
it died and went to her-.511.
First Small Boy— Bet Cher it’s the
some kid. —N ev. Y01k Journal.
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Doctor—J wish you would tell those
deaf mute-s to $1011 talking; the noise
disturbs me.
Attendant—Why, - how can .hey
make a noise when they talk with meir
fingers?
Doctor—Virgil '
louder than weiu
don’t actions speak
s.——-Chicago News.
«r not go boating with
sister’s
“You had bett
sister,” said Tommy to his
beau.
"W'hy, Tommy?”
“ ’Cause I heard her say she intend-
ed to throw you overboard soon."——St.
Louis Humorist.
Clerk—Here is an unsolicited testi-
mo nial. ‘_
Patent Medicine Man—1 ma air aid we
cant use it. It is much less artistic
11.1.11 the ones we pleoare ourselves.—
New York W011d.
“Did you enjoy the opera?”
“No; I didn’t heai it.”
“Why not?” ,
“Two women sitting in front of me
were explaining to each other how
they 101 ed the music.’
Marie—Don’t you think he wants to
marry you for your money?
Penelope—Oh, no; he does not care
for money; Why, I hear he throws it
away’ as fast as he gets- i«t.—New York "
Journal.
“What was the cause,” asked the su-
perintendent, “of the Egyptian
plagues? ,
“I guess they didn’ t boil the water, "
venture-:1 a. little girl in the infant
class—«Chicago Tribune.
Conquer As _
Vinol
is in our estimation destined to take
the place of cod liver oil in any form
in which we have previously known it.
While it is true that Vinol contains
the medicinal properties that are
found in cod liver oil, yet we find
that it is absolutely free from the
grease, as well as the vile odor and
disagreeable taste that has always
characterized cod liver oil.
Vinol is positively delicious and it
acts in a most marvelous manner as
abuilder-up. ~
Special Vinol representative. _
EDWARD Pg WEED. .
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