THEPEV E .NI N GGA Z E '1' Tn SIGK HEADTGHE Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and T00 Hearty Eating. .A. per- fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsi. ncss, "Bad Tastein the Mouth, Coated Tongue Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They ‘ Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable-i 6.41, 8.11.1020 p. n1. Small Pill. - Small Doses Small Price. HOSTEITER’3, CELEBRATED 13 A s a nation our nerves “a! 9 being rapiisdlv unstr ung he crow“ ing mer it of the THE BITTERS THAT IT AROUSES THE Dormant Stomach AND L I V E R And gives FIRMNESS T0 NERVES All!) BBAlN. STOMACH lTTER Bl ABBOTT’S . "Elii 11111» for Paint , . V “BUNIGNS and WARTS ahll WITHOUT PAIN. 41+ g has ' "Fall, 5111‘s Br'TLLgmt/aclsrs. .. : man Bananas, Prcp'rs, ' Lippman’s Block, SAVANNAH, GA. it’s neglect of throat and bronchial. 135;, troubles HALE i" that - 3497427 leads to 0‘: 444- stallion dealing AND disease. 537233 No wonder Hale' 3 Honey of Hcrchound and Ta'r IS praised by its users. [is curative effects: we like magic. Sold by druggists. Pike's Toothache Drops cure in one minute. W. H. HAYWARD & CO 91131111 1111111111 and 8111011111 109 East Capitol Sire-cl, WASHINGTON. D. C All classes of claims prosecute before the interior Department Rejected pension claims a specmlty Correspondence solicited. ' WYOBK.NEW HAVEN «if. HARTFOIJ) RAILROAD ~NEw YonxDrvzsrox. . NOVEMBER 28,1897. ’Imms learc South \01 walk as follows: A [3 FOR NEW YORK —— Accommodation trains at. 9. 36 a. m.. i. 11, 3.04, 4.07, 5.33, Express trains at 4. 55, 5.45, 6.15, (local). 6. 55. (local) 7. 13, (local),'7 1. .56. (local). 8. 17, 9. 03(local) 9.58,10.35,113 (local) 11. m. 12.47 .25, 5.055. 55,7. 55p. m. F01 \Vashing- ton via Ear lem River 12. 53 a.1n.(dai1V) SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9.15 a. 1n. 5 43, (local),7 .23, (local) 9. 28 p.111. Ex parses 4.55,5.45a. 111. ”FOR NEW HAVEN AND THE EAST— Accommodation 1.1 21qu at 6. .12, 7. 42, 8. 46 and 11.42 a. 7.,m 1. 37, 2. 42 ,(to B’p’t), 4.,295.‘..7,.627,.28(10B'pt); 8.41, 9.41 and 11.15’ p. 111. Express trains at 1.11. 1.29 9.,11 10.071.11.08 a. m 12 0.2 3.05, 5. 04 (Naugatuck Express)? .10 p. m. SUNDAYS— Accommodation 7.2,4 9. 12 . a. m and" 1. Lip. 111. Express 1.11 and 1.2011. 111. E 'i‘. HFMPSTEAD. Gen. Pass. Agent. Ravmond &Son. . Successors to George H Raymond Furniture Dealers and .. General Funeral Directors 1115 and 48 Main 31.. llorivalk, conn. 39514911119, Berkeley Place. ralaphone No .37 'l' 4. ' 3' .——..L¢- __ r . ..... . . L NEW PORTRAITURE. Fashionable New York Women Take Up an Interesting Fad. 1"111". 1'11: .Ill‘c has become a gentle rage in 111c .1-.1‘1011.111o feminine bosom. hall 11.: gth paintings in oils by the 1;. 5': 111 incnt L’aiisian artists and min- iz‘ituz'cs on ivory are among the meth- ods of picture making that the rich VV0111c11 111'. beginning to tire of, and'as necc. ssit V is the mother of invention,a VVh031~ new sales of schemes for limn- ing attmctive faces has been obedient- 11 br ught forth. by the prevailing con- (7i tion. It was Mrs. Fred Gebhard, the owner of one of the most perfect pro- files in America, who first took the pains to hunt out a little old genius biddc 11 away ina aback street of Rich- mond. V a... and iequest him to cut a big and beautiful cameo of her face. He made a vc1y effective likeness, in white on a background of sapphire blue stone, and when Mrs. Gebhard had this set about with large diamonds and wore it as one would a miniature brooch, every woman who saw it and could afford the expense went and did likewise. Not all women, however, can afford to have their features chipped out in agate stone, and a great many of them are going to the photographers to have cameo photographs taken. This is a process brought over from Paris, where they are just now making, as well, very exquisite vignette photo- graphs, the figures in brown or gray thrown on a polished white surface. The cameo process is nothing more or less than a face in clear profile, photo- g1aphed in strong white lights, against a block of prepared and polished black wood. A new industry, first put forward under the patronage of Mrs. John Jacob Astor, has blossomed forth. This rich young woman, one of the most prominent and beautiful of New York’s fashionable matrons, has had her own sweet face painted with most exquisite art on six very choice Sevres plates, that are only used for her smallest and most select luncheon par— ties. The plates show Mrs. Astor in evening dress, tailor dress, reception gown, skating furs, in a delicate sum- mer muslin, and in her bridal gown. It is no secret that the plates cost $150 apiece, and were made in France. Mrs. Potter Palmer has given to an American girl the valuable order of decorating half a dozen plates, much like those of Mrs. Astor, while Mrs. Sloane of New York is having her likeness transferred to six plates for use at small breakfasts. These plates are all of fine American china, and the feminine artist who is decorating them is going to show Mrs. Sloane in skating, bicycling, golfing, driving, rid- ing, fishing and yachting dress. It has remained, however, for Mrs. Oliver Belmont to lead all the rest in portraiture of an original, beautiful, and the most expensive sort known on this side of the water. Only the bean— tiful but extravagant Queen of Italy has anything to show like the huge window of stained glass that fits into the space at the head of the stairs in Mrs. Belmont’s New York house. This window, fourteen feet high by eight broad, looks toward the west, and every one who enters the hall of the house cannot fail to look up at this window through the many colors of which all the light for the hall comes. ‘In a framework of marvellous glass roses the mistress of the - manSion stands, arrayed in the most gorgeous yellow brocaded satin, wearing her famous turquoise tiara, necklace, and brooches. The window was designed and the glasswork done by American artists. and the crystal pieces of glow- ing color and many degrees of thick- ness .are put together in a framework of silver instead of lead. It required nearly two years to complete the work and no one. save the present owner and the maker of the window, knows the price that was paid for it. At some points in the decoration genuine jeWels are set with the glass, and at night a heavy iron door closes at the back of the window. which, by cunningly ar ranged electric lights, is softly illumi- nated—New York Sun. The Deadly Upas Tree. Most people have at least heard the story of the deadly upas tree of Java, of which it was at one time said that to merely approach. it was certain death. This story was treated as an absolute fable, but now it seems as if there was actually some basis of real fact for it. The upas tree is a real tree and a very big one. In the old trees the bark is over an inch thick and full of a thick, milky juice, the merest touch of which upon the skin produces a most painful and irritating rash. What ismore. a gas arises from this juice, which has a most poisonous ef- fect upon any one near it. It is some- times used by the natives for satisfy— ing private revenge, for a cup of it hid- den in the room of a sleeper produces stupor and eventually death—Golden Days. Fine Point. ‘ Here is one for you, ” said the man- aging editor. ‘F 01' 1110‘?’ responded the society ed- itor. ‘ Strictly. A young woman wants to know who should keep up the pay- ments on the ring when the engage- ment is brokcn."——Cincinnati Enquirer. I Modern Invention. IIorrified Old Lady—0h, kind sir, think of your mother! Think of your mother. Burglar (sternly)—-—No use, lady—I wuz brought up in an incubator. “I should not be surprised'if this Klondike craze wouldn't be the means of building up Jinkles’ fortune." “Is he going to dig gold '2" “No. He saved up enough money to make the trip, and then changed his mind and open ed a moccry.”~Washlngton-Star. smcmc INTO THE. PHONOGRAPH. The Young Woman \V’liom People All Over the \l'orld Listen 10." Miss Estella Louise Mann is a pretty young woman of this city who makes her living singing into the phonograph. She used to be a concert soloist, but now it pays her to go up into the re. cording-room of the phonograph com? pany and “talk” into the machine scv~ eral hours every day. Miss Mann liken it, and is so used to it that the five big horns of the receiver seem like old and appreciative friends to her now. It is not a very cheerful outlook to stand and sing with all your might and all your best talent and technique into several hollow tubes with reverberat ing sides and not to face a responsive eye 01' car. Yet that is what this young person is fond of doing every day, and people all over the world afterward lis- ten to her. Miss Mann began some time ago, and has grown to be quite an expert in her art, for it takes especial art to sing in this ~ extraordinary fashion to this dumb audience. There are all sorts of bothering technical whys and where- fores in this business, but the main thing is that the tones have to be more forceful and higher. It is no easy thing to be able to fill without a falter or false note all five instruments. for . a mistake and the whole thing; has to be done over again. It is something of a strain on the strongest tones to throw them into this hungry set of re- ceivers, that are waiting to snatch and carry them, just as they heard them, across continents if need be. You have to have a fine voice that has captivated audiences, or the pho- nograph is not going to be anxious to reproduce it. Miss Mann was soloist for Sousa’s Band for some time. and studied in the College of Cincinnati un- der Prof. Tino Mattioli, and won a gold medal and certificate. Miss Mann sings for the “1111111115; ma. chine” the most classical music—- “Falka,” “The Barber of Seville,” Italian and Latin music and sacred songs. “The Huguenots” is one of her favorite selections, and she sings one hundred and fifteen songs, thirty ope as and ever so much that she calls “just practice.”——New York Journal. EUROPEAN BURl'AL CUSTOMS. The Dead Never Arrayed in the Ordinary Clothing. “Until I came to this country,” said an attache of a European legation to a Washington Star reporter, “I never knew or had never heard“ of the cus— tom which prevails in this country of dressing the dead in the ordinary clothing. The custom therefore strikes a foreigner as very peculiar. Through- out Europe the custom is to dress the dead in what is called the ‘dead gown,’ a loose gown, or habit, as it is called in some places. This is generally inex- pensive, though, of course, there are some exceptions, and in these the gowns are often very costly. The comparatively inexpensive gown, how- ever, prevails. Marie Teresa, the wife of the King of Austria, according to the legends, made with her own hands the gown in which the King was bur- ied. She also cut off her hair with her own hands to show to the world that she was a widow. In many instances old ladies have their dead gowns made up for years before they are called upon to use them. I found the same custom prevails in Ireland and else- where. It is a. matter that no one should criticise, from the nature and sacredness of it, but I am sure the or- dinary European will never make any change in this respect, and the dead gown will always remain in use.” The Queen and Lady Millnis. It is related that, when Sir John Mi~ lais fell ill, the queen sent the princess Louise to the dying man to inquire what favor she could accord him that could alleviate his sorrow, if not his pain. Sir John thereupon called for his writing tablet and inscribed upon it the words, “I should like the queen to see my wife.” Then the queen broke through her iron rule not to receive any woman “hose maniage tie had been on’. e dissolv cd——v. hethe1 the1e be blame or not—graciously acceded to tho rc 11131, and accorded the sorely tried' 3 u tender and sympathetic in— tch'1cVV.—St. James (In-mite. I "..IS'ta:1d[)oint. “I m flee to admit, " remarked 17mm- or Corntcsscl “that I won’t never git thiough de1n-111din’ mole prosperityf’ “But you am in comfortable circum- stances. What do you mean by pros- perity ‘2” “There’s jes’ the difficulty. It means somethin’ different fur everybody. Ef you’ve got a mortgage, ‘prosperity’s’ gettin’ it paid off. Ef ye’ve got it paid off. ‘p1ospe11‘ty ”s ownin’ a cabinet or- gan. Ef ye ‘ve got a cabinet 01gan, ‘prosperity‘s’ havin’ enough to be able to trade it in fur a grand pie—anno——an’ so on. without no limit whatsomever.” - — Vashington Star. . K)" s His Promise. “ ‘ 1111 you will never think of letting,r me build the kitchen fire?” she said, as she shook the rice out; of her parasol. “No." he answered, earnestly; “I never will. If it becomes necessary we‘ll more the stove out in the dining- 1'oom."~‘.‘.‘r~.shington Star. Said more than He Meant. Sallie De Witte—Do you play whist, 2dr. Lange? Willis Lange~Me play whist‘? I don’t think! Sallie De Witte—Ah, true!~ I had for- gotten that.—Brooklyn Life. Well, Love Letters. Strephcn—The sweetest letter in the alphabet of love is U; Phyllis—I’d prefer an X this morn- .ing, Streph. I want to go shopping-- Harlem Life. " CARLYLE’S RU DEN ass. ‘ Evidently Had no Regard for Anyone‘s ,Feelings. thrlvle suffered from dyspepsia and disappointment. He was, therefore. neither ovérsympathetic in intercourse with his friends nor fair in his estima— tion of other writers. Though he personally liked Tennyson he spoke with impatience of his “cobbling his odes;” dismissed Jane Austin’s novels as- “dish-washings;” Hallam the his- torian, as “dry, as dust;” and Gold- smith as an “Irish blackguard.” Even the writers of editorials in the press were saluted with this hard say- ing' “What are these fellows doing? They only serve to cancel one anoth- er. ” (5:! A characteristic anecdote illustrates his cruel disposition, which provoked him to inflict pain even on a friend. An artist who frequented Carly-le’s house painted a picture of him in his dressing gown, smoking a pipe by the fireside, and Mrs. Carlyle in an arm'- chair sitting opposite him. The pic- ture was hung at one of the 'Royal Academy’s exhibitions, and, though not a striking work of art, was pur- chased by Lord Ashburton, Carlyle’s iriend, for £500. The delighted artist hurried off to the Carlyles, expecting congratulations on the sale and some manifestations of pleasure on their part at having such a. value set on a. picture of themselves and their domestic interior. He deliv- ered the glad tidings, but all the re- sponse he received from Carlyle was: “Well in my opinion £500 was just £495 too much."—Yo-uth’s Compan- 1on. THE PROLIFIC LIFE OF ALASKA. Not. Entirely the Desolate Region We Have Imagined. John Muir, who has summered and wintered the Alaskan lands, towards which all men’s eyes and many men’s feet are now turning, says in the At— lantic Monthly: Nowhere on my trav- sls so far have I seen so much warm- blooded rejoicing life as in this grand Arctic reservation by so many regarded as desolate. Not only are there whales in abundance along the shores, and in; numerable seals, walruses and white bears, but great herds of fat reindeer on the tundras, and wild sheep, foxes, hares, lemmings, whistling marmots and birds. Perhaps more birds are born here than in any other region of equal extent on the continent. Not on- ly do strong-winged hawks, eagles and waterfowls, to whom the length of the continent is only a pleasant excursion, come up here every summer in great numbers, but also many short-winged warblers, thrushes and finches, to rear their young in safety, reinforce the plant bloom with their plumage, and sweeten the wilderness with song, fly- ing all the way, some of them from Florida, Mexico and Central America. One of the Kniscr’s Jokes. There are many good anecdotes about the German Emperor, and it must be owned that they all prove the Kaiser to have no small amount of humor. The following, which comes from Herr Ehlers, the traveler, is smarter than most. The Emperor and Ehlers were college chums from Bonn, and the Emperor never forgot his old fellow student. At Bonn, on spec1al occasions, the different corps used to drink to one another, and the follow- ing set form was always used: The president of the Palatio corps raises his glass, saying: “I have the great honor and pleasure to empty my glass in drinking to the corps of Borussiai" The president of the latter corps then replies: “The corps thanks and drinks.” On the birth of one of the sons of the Emperor Ehlers telegraph- ed him: “I have the great honor and pleasure to empty my glass in drink- ing to the youngest Hohenzollern.” The Emperor promptly wired back; “The youngest Hohenzollern thanks and drinks.”——Chicago Inter-Ocean. Need of Cover During Sleep. The reason that it is necessary to be well covered while sleeping is that when the body lies down it is the in- tent‘ on of nature that it should rest, and the heart especially should be re- liev ed of its regular work temporarily. So that organ makes ten strokes a minute less than when the body is in an upright posture. This means 600 strokes in sixty minutes. Therefore, in the eight hours that a man usually spendos in takirig his night’s rest the heart is saved nearly 5000 strokes. As it pumps 6 ounces of blood with each stroke, it lifts 30,000 ounces less of blood in this night session than it would during the day, when a man is usually in an upright position. 1‘:on the body is dependent for its VV '111111‘1 on the vigor of the circulation, and as the blood flows so much more slowty through the veins when one is down the warmth lost. in the recur-1.: circulation must be sup-plied by extra coverings. Dean Liddell and 'rllllflkt'l‘q} . Thackeray and the late Dean Lid/loll were boys together at the famous Char— terhouse school, and they sat next to each other in the form, the boys of which were called the “Emeriti.” No one was promoted from this form who could not repeat. from memory the logues and the Georgics. This feat w as accomplished by Liddell, but not by Thackeray. In giving these reminis- cences some years ago at the speech day of the Oxford Boys' High School, Dr. Liddell added that Thackeray lac- cused him later of having been the LObbin who wrote his Latin verses for him, an impeachment the Dean would not own. though, he admitted that Thackeray could not have written them l himself.—~Ne’w York Tribune :21 C“ FACTS ABOUT HU DSON’S BAY. iraat “Wealth with No One tu’i'alue Ad- vunmge of It. at a recent meeting of the . -c‘ ill} £1,'11,'1:<"o graduates at Montreal some .1111111 sting has about Hudson‘s Bay Wt'l'G brought out. This inland or: 81111 which is now called the Mcditc; '1' mean of North America, drains a tcrritu'y three million square miles in area. with vast rivers flowing into it from the south. east and west: tine natural harbors line its shores. adjacent to good farming lands and rich mineral deposits. White whales. wnhuses as big as elephants, and fur- bearing seals :lisport themselves undisturbed. For the finest fish no nets are spread. Both afloat :111d,ashore there is wealth, with no one to take it away. In the dis- trict south of James Bay, a region as large as all England, the total popu- lation is one Scotchman and thirty or forty families of Indians. Dr. Bell. the director of the Geological Survey. said: “Moose Bay is in a latitude further south than London, and the northern portion of Hudson‘s Bay is about the some latitude as that of the north of Scotland. The bay does not freeze across in winter. and naviga- tion is possible during four or five monthsof the year. The all-water route will bring the great Northwest as near to Europe as the city of Que- bec, and, while offering perhaps the best passage to the Yukon region. it is certainly the natural route to the great oil fields.” Alluvial gold is found in the valleys and fine specimens of gold- bearing quartz have been brought in by the survey party. It is stated that the soil observed is rich and product- ive, and that scores of millions of acres offer profitable stock-raising and farming.-—New York Tribune. ‘_ 7 DISEASES OF JEWELS. Pearls and Opals the Most Tender and Easily Efi‘ected Stones. Although it may seem odd, it is no less true, that the most precious gems are subject to various diseases, whiéh frequently destroy their luster and beauty. says an exchange. ' One of the most. common diseases of iewels is an inclination to change their original color. Although it is gener- ally believed that emeralds, sapphires and rubbies are not subject to this change, recent experiments have estab- lished the proof that these stones are liable to fade. ‘Garnets are found to fade very rapidly, and faded garnets and rubbies assume a pale and misty appearance. Many gems, often without any ap- parent cause, suddenly become cracked or seamed, the damage being beyond repair. Opals, known as the unluck- ‘iest stones, are so sensitive that their beauty is frequently destroyed by their owner’s close proximity to an open tire. The luster of this stone is caused by the presence of myriads of little fis- sures which deflect the light into the characteristic prismatic colors of the gem. The tiniest of these fissures is likely at any moment to destroy the Pearls are subject to countless dis- eases. A moderate heat is sufficient to transform them to a heap of ashes, and if they are accidentally brought into the proximity of an acid they be- come irretrievably ruined. They are easily broken, and when frequently worn soon lose their lustre—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. CURIOUS WEDDING RING CUSTOM. [n hlalabar One is Put On the Bride- groom’s Blg'l‘oe. Many curious customs are practised in connection with the use of the al— most universal wedding ring. One of the strangest is in Malabar, where an old native custom seats both bride and bridegroom on a dais, and a relative washes the feet of the bridegroom with milk. and puts a silver ring on the great toe of the right foot. He then hands a gold ring to his kinsman, and a necklace and Chaplet of flowers are put on the bride’s neck and head. _ Modern Greek" peasants exchange a gold and silver wedding ring, and they drink wine from the same cup.’ But the regular ritual of the Creek Church ordains that solemn betrotlial precedes the actual marriage, in which are used a gold and silver wedding ring, blessed by the piiest, ti 1e gold 1ing being given to the man, the silver ling to the woman. The form of the espousal is then repeated. and the rings are placed on the right hands, and then exchanged that no inferiority may be betokened by the woman wearing the silver ring, and also to indicate the common own- ership of property. An Armenian mother usually selects her daughter’s husband. After all business preliminaries are settled be- tween the families the bridegroom’s mother, accompanied by a. priest and two matrons, visits the bride and gives her a ring in token of espousal, and with this ring the couple are ultimately married. Among the fishing communi- ties very ancient and elaborate rings are used, and they descend as heir- looms from generation to generation. In Japan in marriages arranged be- tween V‘ery young people the girl al- ways receives a ring in evidence that the union is binding.,—Jackson Clarion Ledger. Didn’ l; Recognize His Own Daughter.’ It is said that the great histmian Mommsen was once wandering along the street near his home in Berlin when he met a little girl whose face attracted his ted her on the head and asked: “And now, my little one. who your father?” "My papa is Herr Professor Theo- dore )Iommsen,” was the astonishing reply. Like many another busy German scholar, the great historian'of Rome .15 had apparently not found time to; make the acquaintance of his aim chi .drcn.~—Ro.1noke Collegian. attention. _ After ‘chat- . ting with her a few moments, he patg. i AN ITEM OF 'INTEREST. This Item of' Interest From East Norwalk may Ex- plain Why the Nor- ‘ ' walkfleader knows Considerableand Does not Know Everything. ’17 but we acquire easily we 081181 ally part1 w ith readily: W hat costs us physi- cal or mental short, as a lule, we hang on to tenaciously. No one is better authority on this question than our public. school teachers. Many a time it must have puzzled them what to do w ith a meat many of their pupils, how to get knowledge into their heads is the. diflicultv. but once. in, if they ex- amine the thick skulled receptacles of their pupils thev will find solid and substantial 1 easons for hls estimate of their merit. Mr. F. S. Lyon, of .22 High st-l eet. South Nor walk, an ex- teacher who VV as in harness for nearly a qua1 tor of a ccntur V in that city says: 'A slight u1ina1'y t1ouble accompan— icd bv backache attacked me from the result of a cold which I caught at an ente1 tam ment some years ago. It- hung on for a few days and I looked around for some medicinal p1eparat10n which would remove it. After reading quite a few testimonials about panaceas and cure alls for the kidneys, I selected Doan’ s Kidney Pills. It. did not re- quire a box to remove all the difficulty. I have heard' in South N orwalk of over a score of people who used this remedy and obtained the same result as I have. ” Drop into Glendening & Co.’ 5 d1 ug store, and hear what their customers report. Doan’s Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Mailed by Foster-Milburn 00., Buffalo, N. Y. sole agents for the U. S. Remember the name Doan’ s and take no substitute. The delights of housekeeping are somewhat mar red by the dish-washing which is‘iuevitable on the servant’s day out. HOW TO CURE A COLD. Simply take Otto’s Cure. We know of its astonishing cures and that it will stop a c ough quicker than any known remedy. If Vou have Asthma, Bron- chitis, C onsumption or any disease of the th1oat or lungs, a few doses of this remedy will sur p1 1se you. If you wish to try, call at our store, and we will be pleased to furnish you a sample bottle free of cost. [.211 go bottles 500 and 250. Edward P. Weed,No1walk Mrs. Scott Williamson, Dar' 1cn. In the spring a young man's fancy may turn to 10ve, but it is more prob- able that he is thinking how soon he can discard his winter overcoat. SAVE YOUR LIFE. By using “THE NEW GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE.” This new remedy is a great surprise on ac- count of its exceeding promptness in relieving pain in the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male or female. It re- lieves retention of water, and pain in. passing it almost immediately. Save yourself by using this marvelous cure. its use will prevent fatal consequences in almost all cases by its great altera- tive and healing powers. Sold by E. P. Weed, Druggist, Norwalk. Conn. His Campaign Figures. “Here's twenty dollars,” said the? candidate for the small office, to hisl campaign manager. “That ought to . be enough to insure my election. What do you think?” "Well, Jim, ” replied the manager, 'you wants the truth erbout it, don't vou?” “Certainly—speak out!” “Well, takin' yer reputation inter :onsideratlon, an sizin’ you up at yer full weight, I'm positive it'll take at toast twenty-two dollars an' a. half ter git you in!"—Atlanta Constitution. Who Was Right. Mr. Wildwest—"I suppose it’s all right, but. I can’t help feeling that this continual presence of a. chaperone is a reflection on my character.” Miss Two Seasons—“Oh, nonsense! It’s lots more fun this way. Out; west y0u are on your honor, While here you shift the entire responsibility for your conduct upon the chaperone; she'll be asleep in a moment.”——Har1em Life. M47541!” 9 S Wrerz‘mfliro 2411 0% Ag:\:': BIE‘I/ V077“. to? JOHN DUNCAN'S SO‘lS. G geese