’ Pain 1n the Side, TORPID LIVER. “ HOSTETTERS ________._7 Sllill llEAlllllillE Positively cured by théso Little Pills. \ They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion and T00 Hearty Eating. A per- fect remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsin 1155, Bad Tastein the Mouth, Cdated Tongue They Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. Small Pill. Small Doses Small Price. ' Want tof Appetite Indicates a . IDISORDERED . SYSTEM. CELEBRATED , A’nd relish the « GOOD Tamas which satisfy and nourish the inner man. STOMAC BITTERS Assets-4's :7 Hill llllllfllli' _ Born Paint-- cafes conus, Bumous and mars. spasm” and wnuour mun. ~ run SALE Bl’ .Miu. pause/31's. HERMAN BROTHERS, Prop'rs', Lippman’s Block, SAVANNAH, GA. 1t is What w... 3 IllllEY that makes3 _ QF . M " HDHEHUUNU dangerous. 3 ll” 3.21;; . agsraz'anmcrat': in private practice. Sold by druggists generally. Pike‘ 5 Toothache Drops cure in one minute. itso ‘..‘annaaanann‘ E E E E BALSAM / ‘ 25. _ As‘kYour-Druggist EWYORK.NEW HAVEN 7!: HARTFOliD BAILBOA D ’ —an YoaxDrvrsros. ' NOOVEMBER 28,1897.“ C ’1 7 dine wavaouth No rwdlk as follows: FOR NEW YORK —- Accommodation trainsat- 9. 36 a. 111., l. 11, 3. 04, 4.07, 5. 33, 6.41, 8.11, 10. 20 p. 111. Express trains at 4.55, 5. 45, 6.15. (local), 6. 55, (local) 7.13, (local), 7.56. (local). 8.17 9. 03(loca1) 9.58.- 10.35, 11.37, (local) a. m. 12 .47, 2 25, 5. 05" 0. 55," 7. 55 p. m. F01 VVashing- ton via Harlem River 12.53 a. m. (daily) Vi SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9.1511. m. 5 48,(loca19,_7 .23, (local) 9.28 p. m.- Ex press 4. 55, 0. 45 a. rn. FOR NEW HAVEN AND THE EAST— Accommodation t-rains at 6.32, 7.42, 8. 46 and 11. 42a. m. 1. 37, 2. 42 ,t’(oB.’p’t), 4.20, 5.27, 6.27, 7 28(tont) 8.41, 9:41 and 11.15 p. 111. Express in arms at 1.11. -~1.20.9.11.10.05.11.08a.m.12.,02 3.05, 5 04 (Naugatuck Express) 7.10 p. m. SUNDAYS—Accommodation7.42, 9.12 a. m. and7 .15 p. 111. Express 1.11 and 1.20 a. m. (3. T. HEMPSTEAD, Gem-Pass. Agent. _..._. DAVID. w. RAYMOND rural ”motor" anil'fiilalmei :73 Mh‘aslsirgicmhln circuit for v cl Menco . M Jessa: a Hotel- , the authority of the association v‘ TUDENT SELF RULE A SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT IN COL- LEGE GOVERNMENT. A Five. Xears’ Test Near a Large City—- ' Broken‘liules and Penalties—College ' Authorities May Recall the Charter at \Vill. ‘1 Most colleges give free play to the [ democratic instinct only in the infor- mal and unofficial life of the students," and have had to submit to the powers that be in the matter of government. In the few instances outside of Bryn Mawr, in which self—government has been tried'it' has not been thoroughly successful,probably because the at- tempt has not been completed at Bryn .Mawr, h0wever, the entire government of themselves 'llas Been placed in the cessful record is shown of a govern-- ment‘of the people, for the people, and by the people. Up to 1892 the conduct of the stu- dents was intrusted to themselves, and a system of government through pub- lic opinion successfully met the needs munity. In that year, owing, to the in- creasing size of the college and the cor- responding complication of communi- ty life, the 1ule of unformulated p7,: blir the Student’s Association for Self-Gov- ernment. was formed, and a charter drawn up to give definite expression to the hitherto unwritten laws. The au- thorities and dean of the college for- mally conferred on‘and intrusted to the association the exclusive management of all matters concerning student life which do not fall under theMjurisdic- tion of the authorities, which is strict- ,ly aCademic, or under that of the mis- tresses of the halls of residence. The sphere of the mistress includes everything pertaining to, household arrangements, the management of seri vants, the various-times and seasons, such as the hours for meals, the hour for closing the halls, all purely domestic rules and regulations. If any- thing goes wrong' in the household economy, complaint is made, not to the dress or remedy comes from her. In accordance with the terms of the constitution the association must have a president and vice president, elected annually, who, ex-officio, are members - of an executive board of five, the other three of which are likewise elected an- 'nually. This board is supplemented by an advisory board of ten, who act with the former when requested to do so, or when a difficult situation is to be met. A meetn: g of the whole associatiOn may be called at any time by the'president, and must be called at the requestkof ten students. The quorum is two-thirds. There are several proctors in each hall of residence elected by the resi- dents of that hall, who are responsible for the daily conduct of the students and meet at stated periods to report to the executive board. The proctor sys~ tern has proved far and away the most expedient methOd of keeping general order and her often ungracious duty is lightened somewhat by the feeling of loyalty and personal responsibility which self—government arouses, to the extent that often the culprits own up of their own free will. In fact, the hon- or basis,w . which alone makes such a governmentxin a college possible, is so in examinations, .Aan offence which, in most colleges -is ”considered trivial by the general question of cribbing pres- ents no difficulties whatever. The success of self-government at Bryn Mawr has been assured now for five yearsiand under circumstances the‘ most difficult, put to the test, as it has been, in a college situated near a large city. The students have absolute free- dom of coming and going, and ’ no strict eye is kept on their actions, so that did they not submit absolutely to they would undoubtedly in the impulsive- ness of youth ,get themselves into sc‘rapesP- But they are required always to register their address before leaving the hall for a night, even though they go only to one of the other halls ofres- idence. If they go to town for the evening, they must have a chaperon appointed by the executive board. In the daytime—that ll. up to half after 6 like. When the rules of the association are disobeyed a penalty is imposed. If a student breaks a rule wittingly more than once she is reprimanded, and if she recéives three reprimands‘she is liable to expulsion. The reprimands are issued by the executive board, but the power of'infilcting penalties to en.- force its decisions rests with the asso- ciation at large. The-extent of the as- soclation's - independence .of the college authorities is shown by the fact that it practically possesses the povver of ex- pulsion, inasmuch as it has the privi- a. student to the authorities who have given their promise to support the de- cisions of the body. In'the event of as extreme a measure as expulsion any student has an appeal to the associa tion. The five members of the executive board are possessed of great power and have jurisdiction over the. conduct of ' some 300 fellow students, the associa— tion consisting of the whole body of students, gradu‘ate and undergraduate.‘ [t is therefore of course. consideipil a great distinction to be a member‘of the board and,‘ indeed, the office demands no inconsiderable qualities both of mind -and character. T_.act judgment firmness. fairness, and above all, a lev- hands of the students, and a most sue-M of the then comparatively small coma opinion was felt to be insufficient and association, but to the‘mistress, and re-- firmly established that even cheating- the students, ‘is almost unknown, and .» o'clock—they may come and go as they . ,. he doesn’t say a word." lege of recommending the expulsion of ' , 21 head are essential .——Chicago Intel's. ‘31e1m. ,3 '-w '7 M‘ IAMfiRlCAN BUNTING. The Iiequlsitlons by the Gove;nmen~t for '. . . . It (of Navy Flags. ~ Imperative requisitions By the Gov- ernment authorities for the production. of bunting for navy flags are what in- sure the superiority so well known to regulations prescribe that the fabric be made entirely of wool of the best quality, and show ’no imperfections, the weight to be five and one-fourth pounds avoridupois per piece of forty yards of 10-inch Width," the yarn to be evenly spun,_ the warp and filling to "contain no .less- «than /thirty- -f0ur threads to the inch, and the warp .two- ply with_.oné-p1y'filling, properly twisted; further, a tensile strength is required of sixty~five pounds: for the warp and forty- -five pounds for the fill- ing, in test pieces two inches wide. The colors must be as “fast.” as it is pos- sible to make them, and not liable to be seriously affected by being soaked cori- tinuously. for twenty-four hours in fresh water and then thoroughly wash- ed in water with which is "combined a good grade of laundry soap. Every ‘stlipe and device on the flags made of this superb material are measured with the most perfect geometrical accuracy, and the stars are put my and evenly that when the flag is held made of muslin and put on both sides, appear to bee part of the' fabric. The ed muslin laid thirty thicknessess to- getherMon a large open block—Boston Transcript. . . TH E FRENCH PEASAN T. Harvest All the Fields Become . ConlmonMProperty. The French peasant has‘ an inde- pendent means of existence. He owns the sell he tills. If he employs labor— ersthey, at least, will mm a house and garden, and hope to own: a plot. The English villager is either tradesman or a laborer. , A garden which he cultivates but does not’ own is, as a rule, the extent of his posses- sions. English village, and these may be sub.- divided into various religious sects. There is only one class in our French commune—a fact which has a material bearing upon the social economy of- the community. Every inhabitant of the commune is a proprietor of some- thing 5, and all are bent on saving, yet, with all their individualism, they com- binefl‘for common and mutual interest. This is illustrated by the organization After sale prices. They unite for the cul— tivation of the soil, lending each other horses and making up teams. ‘ Every communehas afield, which is common pr0perty, and where, on payment of a trifling fee, animals graze. After the harvest all the fields become common property, and the gros betail and the other betail are allowed to‘roam at large—Contemporary MReview. Halfa Million Gallons of “’ine Pumped Into It’by Steam in California. 3 Half a million gallons of wine, all in ure of this year’s Wine industry in California: The lake is the biggest vat in all the history of wine making. The only 50,000 gallons. London boasted in San Francisco is one which holds 150,000 gallons. derground cavern at Asti, in Sonoma, For one solid Week two steam pumps forced into this reservoir four- -inch_ streams of grape juice before it was filled hnd corked. For this huge storage tank is in reality a sort of Brobdignagian‘ bottle, buried well un- derground to preserve it from changes of temperature and the heat of‘ the sun’s rays. Its construction was a mat- ter of sudden necessity. It unexpect- edly became known that there was more grape juice in Sonoma vineyards than there was room in which to put it. The idea of a big concrete cistern was broached and quickly adapted, and in forty-five days from the time the first .shovelful of earth was thrown out the steam pumps began their ta‘sk of filling it.—_—-New York Sun. A Change., asked the gentleman with the red shirt. in his beliefs and wanted the money of the country divided up evenly.‘ Now marked'the man with the whiskers, “his uncle has just left him $10,000." eCincihnati Commercial Tribune. _ Had No Tacancy. ° Mr. Dunbam-JI have called, sir, to tell you that your daughter, Miss Fan- nie, and I love each other very dearly. -I Wan to ask you for her.” wait awhile.‘ There’s no vacancy in the store now that I could put you in- to. ”———C1ev eland Leader. . An Easy Test. ius or not Simmons—,—lt is easily tested. Just and.if you are a genius people will ad— admire. you for it.-—-Indianap01is Jour- nal. 3 l , ‘ A. Devotee. Frank—Some genius in Birmingham has invented a buttonless shirt. ‘ Billy—Why. that's old. I’ve worn ride a bicycle. ——Boston Traveller. , c characterize the American article. The" so carefully - stars are cut with Chisels out of bleach- ‘ of the syndicate for buying at whole- ' BIGGEST me TANKMIN THE WORLD. ' one still, deep, red lake, are’the feat- M “I thought he was always so radical' “Because,” re” Timmins—l have never been able to make up my mind whether I am gen;- them ever since my wife learned to v up to the light the stars, which are ‘ a small, ' There are two classes in an~ famous great tun at Heidelberg held . tanks twice as large as Heidelberg," and . Before this huge un- , where 500, 000 gallons of grape juice: are to take on sweetness and flavo' a'll " former feats in storing vast quant ies " ' of wine are insignificant. , ' , 2.,- “What’s the matter wid Briggersrf" Old Millyuns—“Well, you ’-11 have to, act like a hog when you are in society, ”Dr. Edward Ever 0121; Hale Preferred. Her ims give me a pain. one about a friend in need being a FAVORED WOMAN WlTH BUNDLES 1- Society to That of a Young Woman. A Chicago young woman who" had [been visiting in Boston,.related this Incident of— Edward Everett Hale, .whom she, greatly __'admires, having met ‘him and become personally in- terested in‘ him at thehomeof friends: “I was aiting for a. car, ” she said, “When Dr. Hale, who was also wait- ing for the same car, accosted me with great cordiality, and I at once antici- pated a delightful treat, a te‘te-a -tete on the car._ ' Just as it reached us,. however, a large German woman, car- tying several great bundles, climbed to . the only seats that were vacant, and' filling on'e, herself, placed her bundles '.in the other two, leaving the venerable pastor and myself standing. D1. Hale smiled and took up one of the bundles motioning me to the place it had oc- cupied. " Then he dropped the bundle in myilap. -~ -' g “ ‘Lend a hand, Miss Jessie,’ he an d, ‘this poor woman is overburdened. I will carry the other myself.’ “This he proceeded to do, talking meanwhile to the woman in German, and paying no further attention to me. Was I chagrined? I was more disap-s pointedthan I can tell. V use he left the car he bowed to me in his pleas- ant, fatherly faShion, but to the Ger- man, as he returnediher bundle, he said: » . “‘I have been much inteie ted ‘in your story. It has given me a new view of life. I thank you. . “An’d I daresay,”. ‘ continueed 'the young Woman, “that he has put her in- . ~to a book or a sermon by this. time, while I wasn t in it with the woman of the bundles.”—-Chicago Times- —Herald. 'Too MUCH ELOQUENCE. 7 Mark Twain’s Sympathy Fluctuated' and in the End the Preacher Lost. In an interview with Mark Twain the followingamusing story was elicited 'It seems that Twain once went to hear a missionary lecturer who had worked among the poor. The speaker was eloquent. He drew a picture of a. star v1ng family that drew tears from his audience, and Mark Twain, who lj-happened to have four 100- dollar bills with him said to himself, “I’ll give one of those bills when the plate comes round.” The preacher continued, his story became more piteous, and hauow’ing and Mark Twain said, “I’ll spare two 40f those bills.” But still the tale of woe went on, the agony \acgumulating and accumu— lating, until Mark Twain exclaimed, “For goodness sake send that plate round,' so that I can. pour my sym- pathy intoit. I’ll give all four bills, and I’ll write a. cheque too.” ' But the lecturer «rather overdid it. “He went on talking and talking,” said Mark Twain, as he told the story, “and as he talked my enthusiasm calmed and calmed, and the red flush of my sympathy became paler and paler. And when he had been talk- ing about half an hour I had saved one of those bills, and when he had talked five minutes more two of those bil.s were mine again, and when he had been talking. an hour I had won all four back, and, by gosh, when he finally d_d send that plate round I bor- rowed ten cents out of it to pay my car farg home.” 'WIT AND HUMOR. Jones—Say, some. of these old max- Now ther’e s that friend inded. Smith—Well, that? Jones—We11,I should think that at what’s wrong with (friend indeed was one who wasn’tin need. —0hicago News. Hicks—What a. tiresome bore Stuff- er is! He is forever telling about the‘ things he has eaten. It’s pesltively disgusting. Wicks—0h, you are too hard on Stuffer. Sometimes he is talking about the things he is going to eat.— Bost0n Transcript. "Bridget, how did it happen that ,when we came in last night after the theater ”there-was a policeman. in the kitchen?”- “Sure mum, 0,1 don’t know; but Oi think the theater didn’t last as long as usua1.'~’—-Chicago Times—Herald. Visitor—I presume your daughter plays the piano? . Mrs. Neuvoriche (proudly)-—-No, in- deed. Dear Ethel doesn’t have to. Her pa. is iich enough to sup her one of those pianos which plays itself. ——Har- per’ sM Bazar. 5) . Everything in this world is merely relative, nothing absolute." By a gi- raffe, for example, the collars that are . worn by our fashionable youth would :not be. considered at all high. —Boston Transcript. . Teacher, stating problem—If your grandfather had lived eighty? years and saved $50 each year, and invested the money at 6 per cent—What are you crying for, Ikey? Ikey— Mein grandfather _ didn’t ~— Household -Words. ' ~ Uncle GeOrge—So you think, Mr. Caxton is a litelary man? 7 , Carries—-0h,1’m sure of it. When he Wants to find anything in a book 'he wastes half an hour hunting for it before he thinks to look at the index. —Bost_on Transcript. i , . 01d Golfer—‘fHow -'Mmany holes have you made?” . ' New Golfer (who has not reached ghe first green)-—“Not more than foure‘ 3r 018,3!” Ilput the turf right back. ” : ‘ rank, his sister, .to the top of a long hill, I—Harper's BaZar.- ,_ .. lN SIR WALTER SCOTT’ S MAIEEAG I Curious Offers Made to the Great Author . v by tho Gentle Sex. _ Some letters from the fair sex caus- ed Sir Walter Scott at leaSt as much amusement as annoyance. In his'ear- lier years “a mad woman from about Alnwick, ” by dint of letters and plans, ‘ firstextracted from him a guinea for a charity, then sent him the manu-» script of a curious novel, which he. was to publish in, his own ,name, and of which he was to take half the prof- its; finally, on his declining the part- nership, that he should take shares in a patent medicine for babies, her own invention. Dread of participation in “such a Herod—like affair,” drove Scott to decline the honor of future corre- } spondence with the lady. ,. On a March day in his fatal year, 1826, Sir Walter anSWered two modest requests. from widowladies. One of these, presuming on a former slight ac- ., quaintance with his mother, desired that he should impress on Peel, then Home Secretary, the merits of her sec- ond son, whom he was to represent as “m for any situation in a public of- fice The second lady, who had al- ready perused~“Marmion”‘ and "The Ladyof the Lake,” engaged-in return for a suitable provision for 'her son’s education, to read all her benefactor’s other works. After dealing with these letters Scott felt~himself constrained .- to record his conviction that “your “destitute widow, especially if she hath a charge of children and one or.two fit for patronage, is one of the most impudent animals living.” Nor did advancing age protect the t00- celebra- ted author from m01e dangerous de- signs. In his sixtieth yea1 Sir Walter received a letter fr-om‘ 'a certain young man of sapient family,” conveying to him the information that .. woman of “had so far mistaken his intentions as to suppose that he was only prevented by modesty from stating certain wishes and hopes &c.’ Sir Walter’s reflections were not flat- tering to the lady, and be excused him- self “with little ‘p-icking upon the terms.”—~Temple and Bar. LADV‘ ,TENNYSON-‘J CH. . .ACTER .___—'._- Of Great Help to Her Husband in His Literary ‘Vnrk. In 1830, says Mr. Mabie in the At- lantic, on a. path in a wood at Somers-. by, Tennyson came unexpectedly upon a slender, beautifulfgirl of seventeen, and impulsively said 'to her, “Are you a dryad or an oread wandering here?” Six years later he met Emily Sellwood again, on_ the occasion of the marriage of his brother Charles to her youngest sister. The friendship ripe‘ned into love, but for lack of means the mar- riage did not take place until June, 1850, the month in which Inl Memori- am was published. The cake and dresses came too late, and the wedding .was so quiet that Tennyson declared it as the nicest wedding he had ever attended. Of his wife he said, many years later, “The peace of God came into my life before the altar when I wedded her.” Of this marriage the son\writes: “It was she who became my father’ s adviser in literary matters. ‘I am proud of her intellect, 'he wrote. With her he always discussed what he was working at; she transéribed his poems; to her, and to no one else, he referred for a final criticism before publishing. She, with her ‘tender, spiritual nature’ and instinctive nobil—. ity of thought, was always by his side, a ready, cheerful, courageous, wise, and sympathetic counselor. It was she who shielded his sensitive spirit from the annoyances .and trials of life, an- swering (for example) the innumera- ble, letters addressed to him from all parts of the world. By her quiet sense of humor, by her selfless devotion, ‘her faith as clearas the heights of the June-blue heaven,’ she helped him also to theutmost in the hours of his depression and his sorrow; and to her , he wrote two of the most beautiful of his shorter lyrics, ‘,Dear near and true,’ and the dedicatory lines which prefaced his last volume, The Death of Oenone.” '7 His Admiration VVaneil. ’ The' Philadelphia Record. tells the following tandem idyl: “He was an es- timable-young man in every way, and she was more than estimable—in his opinion—so, with the idea of wheeling his way into her heart, 'he saved and boarded his Shekels and purchased a. fine tandem. But"the best-laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley.’ They had ridden some fifteen miles, and after slowly and. laboriously pedalling be, after mopping his dripping brow, gasped out convulsively: ‘M—M—.—.May, you c——c-— can p—p—put your-feet on the c—c— casters now.’ ‘Why,’ said his com- panion, ‘I’ve had‘ them on ever since we started." He said nothing, but set his teeth grimly’ ands-he has wonder- ed ever since then why he has not call- "ed on Sunday evenings.” 'A Kansas man was talking of that State - and the “good times” there. “Business brisk, is it?” he was asked. .“Well, its pretty lively,” he replied, “at least in my town." “What business are you in?” "‘Well,” he re- plied, hesrtatingly, “my wife is Chief of Police, and I’m on the force. ~—A_t1an_~ ta. Constitution. . readily dissolve, and A NEW AN£STHIETIQ Not a Poiaop—Its Influence Lasts for have Mral Hours. Two German investigators MM. 7:177 horn and Heinz, have discovered a . anew anaesthetic agent, to which they have given the name orthoform.1his Tsubstance belongs to the chemicai group of aromatic amide-.ethers. 11 consists of a white, christalline powder, without taste or odor; It does not its action slow. But this fact is compensated for by the duration of the influenc. 0f the substance. O-rthoform is pro- uced with acids from soluble Ms-lts ' which possess anaesthetic properties. is .. Applied tothe surface of a wound M or an. irritated mucous membrane; on thoform, in a. powder produces insensibility. Many obser- vations of sufferers bring this fact to light boldly. With bad burns in par- ticularwand ev’ery one knows how dis tressing these are—orthoform subdue: the liveliest pain in a-few minutes and its effect lasts for hours. Inas- much as orthoform is not a poison (rabbits and dogs may take with im‘ punity from two to six grams a day). ' one may safely make a fresh applica- tion when the anaesthetic influence has begun to diminish. “ One discovers how great is the toleration of it by the organism, for instance, in a case 01 cancerous ulcer of the face, which is the seat of such intense pain as to ren der sleep impossible. The ulcer is sprinkled with orthoform for a week and the quantity applied may amount to fifty grams. The patient ceases to suffer, and no inconvenience follows the expefiment. ' For the torture 0f cancer of the' stomach Messrs. Einhorn and Heinz have administered many doses of a gram in the course of a single day. In afiords great satisfaction in all cases of wounds or ulcers of the skin and mucous membrane, and, as it is strong: ly antiseptic, it hastens‘ recovery from bacterial ravages. It has 110 action on unbroken skin, but its powerful influ- ence permits one to regard it as suit- able for a localanaesthetic in cases where one is to operate on a mucous surface. Experiments of this kind have, indeedybeen made at Munich.— Paris Temps. Sold is Mine on a Bet for $1,500,000. M One of the most famous mines in Leadville was the Robert E. Lee. Its promise was discovered when the vein or deposit was first struck, but for some purpose or other people who did not take kindly to it, and the owners tried in vain to sell an interest. gentleman who happened to have a few hundred dellars was besought to take a third of it for $300. He studied the matter, and deeming the venture too risky, declined. The Lee was a. pack ety mine, and some of the pockets con-‘ tained rich ore. To effect a. sale the owners wagered that they would take $1,000,000 0f ore out of the mine in twenty-four hours. By great good luck, they discovered a few rich pockets and won the bet. After this there was no difficulty in selling the mine for $1< 500,000.—Sau Francisco Chronicle. A Par for Star-Gazers. . There look to be a good few stars abov e us on a clear night. But the eye can, as a matter of fact, only see at the best about 6,000. Take a telescope that will show you 'stars of the eight-h magnitude,“and look again. Now 40,000 are in View. . .A more powerful glass, and you 07111 see hundreds of thousands, even millions; But the astonishing and wonderful part of it all is that the stronger the magnifying power the more stars you can see. The Milky Way is no longer a faint cloud of light, but flames into a million suns. ' . And yet this is only the beginning of the wonders which surround our uni- verse. The only conclusion we can come to is that our huge sun and great system of revolving planets is the mer- ’est dot—nothing but the tiniest speck in the Infinite that we are lost in: —-g- ’ Thackeray’s Opinion “The little ills of life,” say Thack- eray, “are the hardest to bear. What would the possession of one hundred thousand pounds a year for fame .017 applause avail to a gentleman who was allowed to enjoy it only with thecon- ditionfof wearing a shoe With a. couple of nails inside it? -All happiness would disappear and plunge into that shoe; all life would rankle around those nails.” And as little things liave the power to: annoy they. have also the power to cOmfortandvhelp. . Gave mu} 11 1:051:12 A. A impressionist—In our school of art- we deal broadly in masses of light and shade; we never use a line. Realist—Rats! How do you repre- ‘ sent a barbed wire fence around a cow stable9—New York World. -..._.A:> pawn-(.n‘... Inventors in India are not as slow‘as might be supposed’. ‘A cooking box, in trcduced by a Hindoo, is run by solar heat. It is _ lined With mirrors, coh- ‘ centrating the rays on a heater of cop- per, cove. ed with glass, and performs its wor k quickly in boiling, baking or stewing. 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