‘HE’DIDN'T'DEMUR WHEN ASSESSED. But Later Got His Inning and'a Good" Contribution. "‘An Episcopal. clergyman, of Grand Rapids, Mich, who belongs to .‘he Order of the Elks,” says a member (if that order, “attended a. meeting the other evening. The chairman, noticing his presence said: Brother ' As this is such an unusual occurrence, I think he will have to be assessed $53 Th'e rector put his hand into his waist- coat pocket, and, marching up to the desk, put dOWn his little .V, and made a nice little speech in‘ which he told how glad he was to ,be with his brother Elks, and ended by inviting them to come and hear him preach the next Sunday evening. Some one moved that the Elks accept the invitation and go in a body to their brother’s church, which was unanimously carried. The next Sunday evening the front pews of the church were filled with Elks, and when the Rev. Mr. ascended his pulpit, he said: see so many of my brother Elks here this evening, but as it is such an un- usual occurrence with the most of them, I think they should each be as- sessed $1. Let your light so shine, c’tc.’ The way the silver dollars 'rat- tled on that plate was a caution. The contribution was much heavier than usual, and the Elks voted their rev-- erend brother all right.”—New .York Tribune. Dog "as an Electrician. The smallest electrician in the world ls a fox-terrier named Strip, belong-V ing to a firm of electric light engineers in London. She is only three and ‘a half years of age, and her business is to carry the wires through the narrow , tubes which connect the dynamos at the central station with the private. houses, which duty she performs with the greatest skill and quickness, never failing to find her way through the most intricate passages—'Answers. “—-'_“—fr—”1"_- ' The Professional Terri: for It: “That spindly young man of yours. Laura,” said the baseball magnate to his lovely child, “has been flirting out- rageously with the Van Snickersnee girl.” . “That’s all right, papa,” replied the charming 'oung woman, “1 have giv- en him an unconditibnal release.”— flleveland Plain Dealer. ' "I see our Rem: among us this evening; _‘I am delighted to. ' on. .* ‘_ .'-. M‘en Roasted and Eaten." Pau‘is, Jan. S.—The' Government has received information that the ,Bondjos have attacked the 'French Congo post at Yakole, and massacred the garrison, , together-with fifteennatives and four women. After ’slaughtering the sol- diers, natives and women, the Bondjos roasted their bodies and ate them. The 'Bondjos secured a large quantity of , 'o'ooty, including 30,000 cartridges. The French Congo authorities are unable to punish ,the Bondjos, as troops are not available. ' __ Big Fire in Berlin. Berlin, Jan. 8.—The colossal ‘Borgis Flour Mill, which ground daily half a million kilos of grain, was set on fire last night, it is thought by spontaneous combustion. . The enormous structure was an easy.prey.to the flames, and though the entire department and half Df't‘he police force were called out, they ’ were powerless to control the flames. I ___3———_— Wonmn Shoots a Doctor. «Memphis, Jan. 8.—-—Dr. Shep Rogers, 3. prominent physician and ex-president' of the Board of Health, was shot last night by Mrs. Sandbrink, and is in a dying condition. The woman then 'sent a. bullet through her. OWN brain. dying instantly. NEWS IN BRIEF. Two negroes were lynched in Kemper County, Miss., by men said to be of their own race. _ Chicago. burglars secured $20,000 of negotiable gold-mining stock from the residence of W. W. Jacobs.- An ice house at ' Whitmore Lake, Mich., collapsed, killing two men and probably wounding five others. J. Pierpont Morgan has secured con- trol of the New York, Susquehanna & Western Railroad for the Erie. ~Representative Miers, of Indiana, ‘ias introduced a bill in Congress to pay [18.331~3 per month to each private or rion-commissioned 'oflicer who ' served for thirty days in the late war for such time as they served. - What is is; average. ' “What is an average?” asked the teacher; The class seemed to be posed, but a little girlheld out her hand eagerly: “Please, it’s what ahen lay her eggs Bewilderment followed, but the mite was justified by the lesson book, in which was written: -» “The hen lays 200 eggs a year on an average.”-——Chicago Inter Ocean. Chicago. St. Louis. :fl'ksjfl‘ Largest package—greatest economy. Made only by THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY, New York. Bost'on. , Philadelphia. ' FlllilNSllll.ANl}E::-4 0. , A 'Wi'se‘ Man Keeps . his, Home Insured V " ' . AgainSt .Fire.-__.—.. "=5. / n I W.‘H.BYINGIQN, __ £00“. mm: aux-mils. , nq'u I nonwurcoun 0U read this advertisement. If it had been . , , yours and others had read it, how much ,,good it might have. done. Send. in ~. your adv-" and wire-will .do‘the rest. Rates. on application. a ' ' l '9. " . - there. .carry them through W'inter. (i Over a Hundred Miners Return From Alaska to Seattle. Gold Hoarded Up} in Sacks, but Men Are ’ Physical ‘Vrccks and Cannot ,Buy Eatables .Even for , a Fob tuhe . ' .. ' ‘ ' , Seattle, Wash., Jan. 10.—-During the past week upward of 100 men have re- turned to Seattle by various steamers from the Klondike. gold mines. These men spent from four months to three years there. Most of them had been them less than a. year, their residence , dating from the first discovery of gold on Bonanza and Eldorad'o creeks. Their experience is varied, but nearly all have been more or less successful in securing .claims and in opening them up. The older Klondikers, with few exceptions, acknowledge that they have been driv- en frcm'the country through a shortage of provisions and fear'of starvation. They prefer losing’their Winter’s work and handsome Spring clean-up to tak- ing the. risks of an Arctic Winter and half rations. ‘ , Among those men was Charles Shade, of Juneau, who located claims on Boul- der, Hunker and Moosehide creeks, and where he was taking out good pay dirt as high .as $200 a day to the man. Find- ‘ing his provisions running short, he went to Dawson to lay in a. supply, but sacks of nuggets were not to be con- sidered when it came to an exchange. for the necessaries of life. and he "was compelled to choose between sticking to his mines and a trip over the rugged trails to the country of plenty, and he chose the latter. opinion regarding the probability of starvation, he said: ~ “It is a wise precaution in the Gov- ernment in sending a relief expedition. It will save many a poor fellow’s life. The stories you hear about gold dust being piled up in stores and cabins are not exaggerated, for I have seen it corded up like salt sacks on a grocer’s counter. At the mouth of the Eldorado Creek in one of the early sluicings they took it out at the rate of an ounce a minute. I have seen it piled up in sluice boxes so. that you could scoop it out by the double handful. I intend rc- turning in March, and will carry in a large amount of supplies. I know a great many miners in‘ the country and know of but few who have not done well. ~ "‘Zack Hickman, who went in early in July, returned after securing valu— able interests in claims. He also came out because of shortage of supples, but will return with a‘p’i'inting outfit and provisions and will start a newspaper. He thinks it the most wonderful min— ing country invthe world.” ’- _ While it is asserted by all late Klon- dikers that the output of. claims this. Winter will be lessened on account of the lack of sufficient food, it is also asserted by the best-informed that $25,- 000,000 in dust and nuggests will be shipped down the river in the Sum4 mer. New districts opened this Wine ter are reported as panning out well. Claims on Beram Gold Bottom, Last Chance, Boulder, Dominion, Sulphur, and Moose Hide creeks. and Irish Gulch that are being worked are prospecting well, and rich strikes in pay streaks are reported on all the streams named; on Bonanza and Eldorado the mines are yielding heavily. Men in camp who have food enough are working like . beavers and dumps are being stacked high with rich dirt from' the pay streaks. ' l J. M. Kempner, a‘well—knovvn brok~ er and banker of Chehalis, who left Seattle in July with eleven other men is one of the last men from Dawson. Said he: . “I know people are saying that there will be no suffering at Dawson, on ac; count of food shortage, but you can -'quote me as saying that there is not_ enough food in Dawson to feed people who will be forced to live there this Winter; It’s not necessary to say that there will be starving. There is no need of making matters worse than . they are or of giving needless alarm to people who have relatives and friends But the truth is bad enough. I know hundreds of miners who will suffer before Spring opens the Yukon River to the Trading Company’s boats, and it will be because they have not enough food to keep them. well this Winter. Men who went through last ‘Vinter at Dawson are physical wrecks. I know hundreds of miners in Dawson who are facing the long Alaskan Win- ter with a little more than a sack of flour and other provisions in propor- tion. ' “The trading companies gave men who bought aaseason’s supply of pro- visions one sack ,of flour when they came after the food they had chased and no more. a proportionate amount of beans. ba- con and coffée. A sack of flour lasts one man six weeks. What these poor fellows will do when they. eat that up nobody knows. Some people say they will not starve. I want to take no such chances. It is true‘that a great many people left Dawson,~going down the river to Circle City and Fort Yi'kon. Hundreds came out over the ice. "nil are'on the trails yet. 'Still, it is my ‘ic- lief thatthere are between 5,000 and 7,000 people here inthe camp.” . Ex—Policeman Roberts, of Seattle, r3" plying to inquiries of the Government- officials, said: .. “If there is no danger of starvation in Klondike, why is it thatso 121;:1‘.‘ people are coming out over the Show and ice?° The truth of thé matter is that-provisions are scarce, suffering is ahead and .people are coming out be— cause they have not enough food to Some are well supplied and will go through all ‘right, but there are more who are not I would not be surprised if people died in the Klondike from starvation. TY": Government is certainly‘doing right in sending a relief expedition.” .. GOING TO THE KLONDIKE l-‘irst. Expedition Win” Start .7 frémi Phila» adelphia Jan. 1'7. ' Pliiladelphia,~‘_Jan. 10;--.Tlie first expu- dition to leaVe Philadelphia for the Klondike...will_. sail, Jan. .17, .ca-rryin;t_ twenty-four persons. The yease’l‘that is to convey’ the incOrporat'ors of the conlpany"- to their. destination, is [the a. i. Being asked as to his' pur— . They gave them; " others injured. 'l dormer Government I pilot—boat, J. i S. " Bali-g, which» has been purchased .by them from the Government. . The little craft in which the intrepid fortune—hunters will proceed to the Yu— kon River. by way of the Straits of Magellan, is schooner-rigged, 187 tons burdéii, 100 feet long and 25 feet beam,‘ with a. draught, when loaded, bf ,10 I . feet. - LACK or r001) SUPPLIES Every member of the crew is a stock- holder in the company. They will all. be on an equal 'footintr; In order to get on the boat each man had to put. up $1.000 toward the expenses or the expel dition and to provide his own outfit at a cost of $250 more. Men taking their ‘ wives had to pay $1,000 extra and also to provide their outfit. ‘ . On the voyage and after reaching. their destination the women Will do their part of the work by taking charge of the culinary end of the business, and will also wash and mend for the whole party. ' s . TO STOP BAD MONEY. Chief Hazen to Search Personally for Counterfeiters. Washington, Jan. 10.i——The discovery of two more counterfeit one hundred. 'dollar silver certificates in Philadel- phia, and the first clew in the matter furnished by the fact that one of them came from a bank in the interior of Pennsylvania, has caused the Govern— ment to take extraordinary measures to run down the criminals. Chief Hazen, of the Secret Service Bureau, has been relieved of all rou— tine work temporarily. Chief Brackett,‘ of the appointment division of the Treasury Department, will act as chief and Mr. Hazcn will be at liberty to devote his whole time to the coun- terfeitcrs. . The chief is on his mettle. The case furnishes him with a great opportunity for detective work of a high order. The counterfeit is regarded as the most dangerous one that ever appeared, and the officials fear the engraver, now that his secret is out, will turn his at- tention and his art to notes of other de- nominations. - - It is understood that Chief Hazen’s work in this case wi‘l have an impor- tant bearing on his oflicial future. The picked men of the Secret Service wil second his efforts. . When the counterfeit was first exam~ ined it was decided by Chief Hazen that it had been made by the photo- mechanical process. It is now believed ,by the Treasury experts that it is the work of a skilful engraver. Indeed, the back of thé counterfeit is so nearly perfect that it is pronounced by As— sistant Treasurer Meline and other ex- perts to be identical with the genuine. There is a belief that the plate used by the counterfeiters is genuine and was. stolen from the Bureau of En— graving and Printing. Chief Johnson, of this ~Bureau, says the bad notes show a minute imperfection and that no plate has been stolen from the Bu- reau. ' ALIVE IN A COFFIN. Strange Case Comes to Light in Sha- mokin, Pa. Shamokin, Pa., Jan. 10.—Whether Lu- cas Homiak was dead or living when placed in a coffin is x question which is agitating this place. ' Homiak is a miner, and died, so the authorities'say, at the hospital. He was placed in the dead house, where he lay for tllree hours; was packed in ice and shipped to his friends. When the body was received at Homiak’s late resi— dence the house was full of friends. Before these the lid was lifted, and it is the claim of these friends that Ho- miak was then alive. He died, how- ever, again',' or really, five minutes later. ' This at any rate is the story which the now surely—dead Homiak’s friends swore to before a.justice. On the other hand, the hospital authorities assert that Homiak was dead when laid in the deadhouse, and' as "Homiak has been buried the principal witness is absent, after all. , .0 - . .9 ‘ RELIEF BEACHES CUBA. First Distribution of Necessities to Dying Ibeconcentrados in Havana, Havana, Jan. 10.—The first distribu- tion of supplies received from the United States Consulate for: the recon- centrados took place yesterday at the residence of Dr. Villiosola, of the spe- cial .committee appointed by Senor Bruzon, Governor cf Havana, and Con- sul-General Lee to superintend the work. .. La Discusion expresses profuse grati-~' tude for this American charity. It pub- lished a. special supplement, the pro- ceeds of the sale of which will be turned over to the relief fund. In a leading editorial La Discusion asks the insurgents, in the name of humanity and for the sake of their mothers, wives, sisters and children dying of starvation, to lay down their arms and to make peace with the Gov: ernment. Object to Such a Hospital. Philadelphia, Jan. 10.—A proposition to' establish a. foundlinp: hospital in Philadelphia has met with formidable opposition from a number of women conspicuous in the high social circles. They take the ground that. such insti- tutions—have _a tendency to c, immorality. Bishop ‘Whitakei‘, of the Protestant Episcopal diocese of Penn.- sylvania; the Rev. Dr. McVickar, Bishop Coadjutor of Rhode Island, and Dr.'S."*VVeir Mitchell havetakcn an ac- tive part in the movement. Eight of the Crew Killcb. Pittsburg, Jan. ION-The tugboat Per- cy KelSey,owned by XV. H. Brown’s Son, . of this city, blewup on the Ohio River near Glenfield, Pa., about eleven o‘clock saturday morning. Six or eight of the crew were killed and _at least four The boat was com- manded by Captain Leslie ‘Jones, of Shcusetown, Pa., and ,,the crew was made up of- two pilots, two engineers, two mates, two firemen. a Chamber‘- maid, cook and the deck hands, in all about. twelve persons. \Veyler Shgg-‘fests “’21::- Barcelona, Jan. 10.——It is reported here that General‘ -Weyler has been ‘summoned‘t'o Madrid. In an interview with- a newspaper representative Gen- , eral'Weyler‘expreSs‘ed his belief in the p‘ossibilityof conflict ‘betxveen' Spain and the, United States. ' .. 7, our-age, : minnow coin, BY ,/ ’/ AND N. , WEEKLY TR BUNE, ; Bern "P APERS Serat to anv Ad dreésb iron . ‘ j One: ’ = ‘ Dol I a r !~. a ‘ r = ,‘ADDRESSALLioRDERS-To GAZETTE.