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ASK Your .Druggisl EW YORK. NEW HAVEN &EARTFOBD RAILROAD —NEW YORK DIV-1510191 NOVEMBER 28,1897. I rams leave South Norwalk as follows: FOR NEW YORK — Accommodation trainsat9.36a.m.,1.11, 3.04. 4.07, 5.33, 6.41 8. 11, 10. 20p p. m. Express trains at 4. 55, 5.45, 6.15, (local), 6.55, (:lpcal), 7.13 (local), 7. 56, (local), 8.17, 903 (local) 9. 58, 10. 35, 11.37, (local) a. m. ,1 12. 47, 2'25, 5.05 5. 55, 7. 55 p. m. For Washing- ton via Harlem River 12. 53 a. m. (daily) SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9.15 a. m. 5. 43, (local), 7. 23, (local) 9. 28 p. 111. EX rose 4.55, 5.45a. m. , FOR NEW HAVEN ANB‘" THE EAST— ccommodation trains at 6.32, 7. 42, ;.46and11.42a.m.,1.,37 242, (tont) 2.0 5. 27, 6. .3,7 . nd 11.15 p. 111. Express trains at 1.11, i 20 9.,11 10.05.11.08 a. m 12.02, 3.05, I .04 (Naugatuck Express) 1.10.10. 11]. SUNDAYS—Accommodation 7. 4,2 9.12 W112“! and" I. 15p. n1. Express 1.11 and I 0 .‘T. HEMPSTEAD, Gen. Pass. Agent. iMllllTl—l ROCK 112E. sIIIIcILI PllllEl Stores and families supplIed. Lowest rates. LLS &,oo,., I I Np'rth Ave. Norwalk. 7.28'(noB"‘,pt) 8.41, 9.41. l . Sunday duties. ' 'rwo twee amuse. , . "HP, “111411-13 and Sorrow This Ynung \Voman’s Lot. Whiskers have preventéd a marriage and practically ruined two lives in Butler County, Ky. affairs is the result of a bride-to-be trying to, make herself more beautiful. , instead of beauty she gained whiskers, long, blackgluxuriant affairs, which would adorn a. man as much as they . distress the young woman. Miss Belcher, of Bowling Green, read an advertisement in a metropolitan pa- per which extolled the virtues of a cos- metic, asserting that a single facial application would render the skin soft and smooth. She sent fer the prepara- tion, and when it came followed the accompanying directions. A week passed. 'One morning when Miss Belcher took her customary ma- tutinal glimpse of the looking-glass she noticed unfamiliar little black specks all over her face. Greatly dis- tressed, she waited a, day for develop- ments. Horror of horrors! The next ; morning she found the specks were nothing less than the ends‘ of countless black hairs that went on growing until they formed a heavy black beard. A1— most crazed by this fact, Miss Belcher at first contemplated suicide. Then she was persuaded to have her face shaved, but the relief was only tempo- rary, for the hair continued to grow. At last she determined to live the life of a recluse. Her afiianced begged her to marry him,'but she steadfastly refused, and then declined to see him at 111. This almost drove the young man 'nsane, and he too retired from the world. Physicians are unable to aid Miss Belcher. opportunity to try their skill, but each one has had the same experience—— New York Journal. WHAT HARVARD HAS DONE FOR u. 3. Many of Her Men Have Beco‘me Promi-- 11cm; in the Public Ser vice. A 1ecently compiled list of graduates of Haivard, including both academic and professional school graduates, who have been in the public service, shows that Harvard has furnished. three Presidents of the United States, two Vice Presidents, twenty-one Cab- lnet Officers, forty-two ambassadors and Ministers Plenipotentiary, thirty- seven United States Senators, 179 Rep; resentatives in Congress, twenty-five delegates to Colonial and Continental Congresses, five members of interna- tional commissions, five delegates to the Constitutional Convention, three members of Parliaments, thirty-four United States Judges, fifty—eight Gov- ernors, five military and naval officers, and one foreign-judge; total, 547. This list does not include many names of well-known men who studied in Har- vard, but did not take a degree. Among these are Chief Justice Fuller and Jus- tice Brown, of the United States Su- preme Court; ex-Secretary of State John W. Foster, General Horace Por- ter, William C. Whitney and Senator Gray, of Delaware. —-New York Tri- bune. ‘ Complexlties of Law. Soon after Jim’s admission as a learned counsellor, an old neighbor to give him a start gave him a lot of hard _ claims to collect, telling him he could have half that was collected. Jim soon received half that was due from one of the debtors and was called on a little later by his client for his share of the money. “Your half,” said the astute lawyer. “I didn’t collect your half. I only collected mine.” The astonished old patron said, “Why, Jim, I don’t understand such proceeding.’ But the lofty rgly was, “There is a heap of law you don’ t understand. I tell you, old fellow this law is a powerful thing.”—Case and Comment. The Lightest Known Solid. - The lightest known solid is said to be the pith of the sunflower, with a specific gravity of .028, or about one- 'cighth that of cork. The sunflower is extensively cultivated in central Rus- sia, and various uses are served by its different parts, the recent discovery of the lightness of the pith essentially in- creasing,the commercial value oLthe plant. For life-saving appliances at sea, cork has a bu‘oyancy of one to five, while with the sunflower pith one to thirty-five is attained. About eight hundred cubic inches would weigh as ‘much as one cubic inch of iridium, the heaviest metal. “'011111 Be Satisfied With Only a Text. At the English Church Congress the Dean of RoclieSter told the following story: A country clergyman went away for his holiday, and a. benevolent neighbor, who had a curate, took his After he had preached his first sermon he remarked to‘ the clerk of the vestry, “I am sorry that I gave you such a short discourse, but the Ieason is that a dog got into my study and tore out several leaves’ The clerk gazed wistfully upon the speaker and said: “Oh, sir, do you think you could spare our parson a pup?’ . A Degree Conferer. " p . “I am something ‘of a university my- self, remarked Old Sol to fair Luna. “Indeed?” “Yes. Just watch me confer some degrees on the thermometer. ” All Depended. J impson—Darlin-g, will you share my lot? Miss Scadds—It’ 5 Owing to what part of the city it is located in.~—New York Journal. . - “The tide very much reminds me of. my husband.” “HOW so?” "Well, it goes out at night and doesn’t come home until- -morning.— Chicago Inter- Ocean. . This sad state of ' She has given them all an . ’ ELECTRICITY PHOTOGRAPHED: Lord Armstrbné Accomplishcs What Solentic‘ts Have Tried for Years. Lord Armstrong, of England, has succeeded in accomplsihing something that scientists have tried in vain to do for years—that is to photograph an electric spark. It was done by placing a camera and a. powerful electric ma- chine in a darkened room. There was a plate in the camera cover- ed with a light fine powder, which, when ,the spark was dis- charged, would be drivenabout by the electric streams and _the electricity would thus give the lumin‘ou-sity whic. would enable it to be caught in the act of setting the dust in motion. The photographs taken by Lord no such thing as electric fluid. Elec- tricity is a v01tex movement, like the smoke-rings which the smoker blows from his mouth. That is, electricity moves round and round the "circumfer- ence of a. ring, being sucked in by one face of the ring and shot out by the other. One of the photographs taken by 'Lord Armstrong shows the electric cur- rent when two opposite discharging poles are brought near one another. This shows a marked difference be- tween the current at the positive and negative poles—New York World. BETTER THAN LIGHTNING RODS. Leaves Are the Most Effective Conductor of Electrioty. The green leaf is the best conductor of electricity ‘ destructive of all the forces, of the earth. To guard our homes and pub- lic buildings from its destructive ac- ;ion, We erect our lightning rods, whose sharp points quietly drain the clouds, or, failing to do this, receive the dis- charge and bear it harmlessly to the earth. But ages before Franklin point- ed the first lightning rod to the storm, God has surrounded the dwellings of man with a protection far more effect- ual than this for since the creation of blade of grass have been-silently dis- arming the clouds of their destructive weapons.A twig covered with leaves, sharpened by Nature’s exquisite work- manship, is said to be three times as effectual as the metallic points of the best constructed rod. And when we re- flect how many thousands of these veg- etable points every large tree directs to the sky and consider what must be the efficacy of a single forest with its in— numerable leaves, or of a single mead— ow with its countless blades of grass, we see how abundant the protection from the storm ‘is,,and with what care Providence has guarded us from the destructive force—London Echo. TOO INSIGNIFICANT TO NOTICE. Amusing- “lay in Which a Goat Showed Its Contempt. While walking the streets some years since, says a writer in Current Litera- ture, my attention was attracted by a loud barking, and then by the sight of an immense Newfoundland dog which had attacked a very large goat. The goat stood“ strictly and warily on the defensive, and was evidently alarm- ed, though he bravely kept his ground, until the dog, remembering some other engagement, suddenly departed. No sooner had he started than a lit- tle whiffet of a dog that had been ~watching the scene with great interest from the other side of the street dashed furious across, and, to the extent of his ability, emulated the example of the Newfoundland. The goat surveyed him for an instant, then deliberately turn- lng his back, vigorous-1y butted an ad; iacent awningpole with an expression of great disgust. I did not hear what Mark Twain calls "biblical language, ” but no doubt the valiant warrior would have used it had he been capa- ble. A Cemetery Story front-Blaine. In a quaint old cemetery at Bass Har- bor, Me., lies an aged couple who were ioted in their life for their piety and their active interest in meetings and other good works. The old gentleman nihis exhortatlon would often speak of wearing the crown, while the old lady often spoke of blossoming as the rose. After the tombstones had been "erected at their graves with their names and ages duly chronicled thereon, there ap- oeared on his tombstone distinctly out- lined the figure of a crown, while on here appeared the figure of a full blown rose. The fact is well authenticated by many people who have visited the cem- stay on purpose to see this wonderful sight. —Deer Island Gazette. As He Said It. A son of a dignified Hartford man, although not old in years, has a good bit of age in his brains. The family "observe the custom of silent blessing it the table, and at dinner recently the xix-year-old spoke up: say it aloud, pa?” “You can say it aloud if you choose, my son,” replied the father, and, bowing his head sol- emnly, the little fellow originated this unique grace: “God have mercy on these victuals.”—Hudson River. Retired from the Ranks. Wallace—What is the reason Johnny sn’t wearing his “Little Defender” badge any more? Mrs. Wallace— He doesn’t seem to be so fond of ministering to dumb ani- mals since he put a poor, little, half- r'iozen bee in his pocket to get it warm. ,r- Cincinnati Enquirer. Heat holidays have been established 1y law in the public schools of Switzer— and.1teccgnizing the well- known flct :hat the brain cannot walk pi'opeigly when the heat is excessive, ihe ch 1- iron ale dismissed £10111 their tasks .‘IheneveI the thermometer goes some I. ce1tain point. 0 'c I. : '2, H Armstrong prove that there is leally. organic life, every pointed leaf and. f price; “Why don’t you, NIB. T HE Eve. 1: '1 N; G G A: z m r E iHE 'l RUE DEFINITION Or CREOLE. ImmoliInr-s Taken to Menu 11 Mixtule n! (inbred » Blood. What is a creole? A creole pro-perly, 1nd in strict sense, is the child of any .‘Ol‘E-ign parents who is born on Ameri- -:an sci'. The accepted use of the term, ‘sov is one who is born of French 3:13.313 in the Franco-Latin states of the south, especially Louisiana, Ala- b 1.1: and Florida. In those states the :i'cci-e is the high-caste native, but .‘;e is: 111,has been misused" to desig- .;.'.‘.e the. mixed mulatto races, descend- ad from French or Spanish fathers and [rdian or other native mothers; \but his use is incorrect in toto. The word terms from the Spanish “crillo,” or the ' Ivmd “criada,” signifying “born here.” [11 the gulf coast region the generic l :erm “Daygo” (a corruption of the - Spanish name, ‘=‘Diego”), is used to aov’er all the mixed races except the Creole proper. He is the very Hid-algo 1f the coast country? the F. F. V. of the south; as it were. He is ever proud if his blue-blooded descent, and not in- ’requently comes-from an old and titled family. He is- proud, gracious, fond of :igarettes and sometimes absinthe, and has an inborn boycott on labor. The :rcole women have a languid and sinu- )llS beauty and grace of their own, rarely equaled by those of colder blood 1nd skies. It is a fad with the old cre- ale families of New Orleans not to mix gyms hi0}, socially with the American society. A :ype of the class is Madame Latour, inn De Leon’s novel, “Creole and Puri- ,” a grand dame of eighty, who knows no word of English and has never crossed Canal street. -——Atlanta- lournal. TH E CICYLIST’S VOCABU LARY. Some Up-to-Date Expressions Affected by tho Wheelers. Cyclists who want to be up to date must keep posted on the latest cycle expiessions and similes. Here are a few gathered by Sporting Life, at the late National meet: An awkward person is a “wabbler. ” A gossip travels with a “loose sprocket wheel.” ' If your clothes are not in style you Ire a “’95 model.” Any rider abraiding the spin by a fall merely “scrapes off some of his enamel.” A stupid individual, if there be any such on bicycles, has “sand in his nearings." A proud person, or one unduly 1aughty, “rides with his handle-bars 'aised too high.” One who is disposed to be imagina- Live to the extent of romancing, “is, geared up to 100.” The individual who shouts at night when others desire to sleep, is the vic— :im of “loose spokes’ The unfortunate condition of being broke is described as a “compound puncture of the pocket-book.” Neededa Beast of Burden. _ Visitors to Devon and Cornwall, can- 1ot fail to notice what an important part the patient ass plays as a. Ibeast )‘f burden. A very good story is told 11 this connection of a rather hand- some Devon maiden, living at T———. [he young woman had had little _edu- :ation, but there was none to beat her ‘11 the whole district in the preparation It linen. She got it up equal to new. Every one was surprised when last year she proposed to and married Tom D———, a poor- -looking youth that no girl would glance at. Meeting Sally :he following week, the parson’s wife :old her how surprised they all were. “Oh,” said=Sally, “ ’ee zee, ’twas this er way: If I didn’t ’a ’ad he I should have had to buy a donk’, ’cause the :lothes is getting too many for me to take round.”-—Weekly, Telegraph. Killing Rabbits for Their Fur. Out on the plains they are killing iack rabbits by the hundreds for the fur hat trade. The rabbits are so numerous on the Western Kansas plains that they can be scared up by the score simply by dragging over the sod a long wire that will brush the grasses. Behind this, as horses haul it forward, come the hunters, and they shoot the hares without mercy, filling the wagons by the end of the day. The skins are qouted as follows: Good skins, 3 cents each; damaged, half culls and pieces, 5 cents a pound; cottontail rabbits, 3 cents a. pound. 'lhe Kansas farmers are put- ting in their time in this way and are making money. ., Something to Learn. As Mr. Ruffedge sat down after hav- ing elbowed his way back from a be- tween- -ac'ts trip, he happened to see some Japanese students sitting farther in front. “A great many Japanese come over to this country to get civilized, don’t they,” he remarked. “I suppose it takes them a good- while to get used to _our ways “I suppose so, ” replied Miss Cayen- “And I don‘t think those young men have been here very long.” “Why?" “I haven’t seen one of them climb- ing over. the people betWeen him and the aisle every time the curtain went down—Washington Star. A‘Mlslnterpretation. Mrs. Dewtell—It aggravates me or- ful teW hear people lie, .Mr'. Dewtell—What’s ther matter neow? Mrs. Dewt‘ell—Why, ol’ Cy Prime wuz talkin’ terday ’bout “our furrin’ relations,” when I know puffeckly well 'lheIe haint never bin a Prime thet didn’t live in PodunkL—New‘, York Journal. Madge—“Jack, dear, it’s rude of you .II turn your back on me. What are :11 reading?" . Jack— Manners for Men,” dearest." ._— __-.....—.1._.— . ~ — ‘ [Or her a reputation. ‘1 crowd there were several mi’ick— lle- Up. ,_. ONE Woquefsw-Ir.‘. THE TICHBORNE DOLE. 2 flow on Idéa Added Hubris“: to Hot 1 A ”’1',“ Wont-n . Energy' and . Fire- Success in Business; _ A Washington modlste, who enjoys- the patronage of many fashionable , women in the official set, said recently , i that she doted her suCceec ' from the time she hit-upon a little idea exactly that being a novelty immediately won , “One night,” she- went on to relate, “I was finishing up I. gown for a senator’s daughter, and -. though I had tried hard to please my young lady, knowing if I succeeded it would be the means of increasing my buiness, the thought came to me that if I could make 11p the package and pond it home with some stamp of in- dividuality about it, it would ‘be a , feather in my cap. At that momenti was sewing hang-loops on the waist, and the great idea flashed through my brain. I jumped up, seized a candle and made. for the cellar. Arrived there, I grasped a. hatchet andknocked of a. barrel hoop. Dividing the hoop in half, I hurried back up stairs with my embroyonic waist holder. It did not take me long to cover the curved stick with some pieces of material left from the gown and attach a ribbon and bow. and my customer was delighted. Wasn’t it a happy idea? Why, I never send a gown home now without a pretty waist holder to match, and I put sachet powder in the hangers to in- crease their attractiveness. You have no idea how quickly the. news spread that “Miss ' was such a clever dressmaker with such original ideas.“ I honestly believe my little barrel hoop creation procured me my present large business.”———Washington Star. ORIGIN OF’THE CAKE WALK. Formerly a Marriage Ceremony but Its Significance Now Lost. The cake-walk prope. had its origin among the French negroes of Louis- iana more than a. century ago. There is little doubt that it is an offshoot of some of the old French country dances. It resembles several of them in form. From New Orleans it spread ove1 the enti1e South, and thence North. It was found of convenience to the plan- tation neg10.es ded by license, and it- was se dom that the services of a preacher were called in. At a cake-walk a than might le- gitimately show his preference for a woman, and thus publicly claim her _— for a wife. In effect the cake-walk was not different from the old Scotch marriage, whiCh required only public acknowledgment from the contracting parties. So this festival became in some sense a wooing, an acceptance or rejection and a ceremony. This ex- plains its popularity with the blacks, outside of its beauties, with the ac- companiment of music, which is com- petent at all times to command negro support. Cake-walking has improved, ,as do most things that are constantly practised. It has lost its old signifi- cance in the South. Negroes now get married, when they marry at all, in white folks fashion. It has become, however, a pantomime dance. Prop- erly performed, it is‘a beautiful one. The cake is not much of a prize, though the negro has a sweet tooth. —New Orleans Times-Democrat. HORSE WITH AN EYE FOR BUSINESS 01d Hector \Vouldn’t. Allow His Master’s sickness to Stop \Vork. :- A remarkable display of animal sag- acity was given recently in Kensing- ton by the horse driven by old Harry Pindle, an itinerant coal dealer. Harry has been a small dealer for years, and many a bucket of coal he sells to cus-' tomers of twenty years’ standing. Hec- tor, the old bay horse, has been owned. by Harry for several years, and, al- though he is old and lame, the animal serves his master well. Last week, while out with a load of coal, Harry was taken sick, and, leaving his six- year—old— grandson on the wagon, he went into a friend’s house to rest. Now, Hector evidently got tired of waiting, for when Harry, who had become very sick, came out with his friend to be driven home the team was gone. Late that afternoon the grandson came home with an empty wagon and ex- plained that Hector had gone over the regular route, and that the people who had been waiting for their coal came out and took what they wanted and paid for it. Harry became very ill and was confined to bed for over a week, but. the supply of coal never'stopped, as Harry’s oldest son would load the wagon before going to work and the team Would be sent in charge of the. little boy. It has been proven since that old Hector never missed a cus- tomer along the route, and he is now pointed out as a remarkable horse --—Phi ladelphia Record. When Mr. Bryan requested the Bur- lington and Missouri River line, in Nebraska, to hold his train for fif- teen minutes to enable him to address extra freigh-ts waiting to be sent forward, be received «the following telegram: "The Burlington. and .Missoui River is not in politics; too busy hauling dollar wheat.”——Indianapc‘Ii.-' Journal. They were not wed—, It made a very dainty and, , useful accompaniment to the gown, 1 knees. ‘ sumed' she had encircled several acres, _ ..___. _... _. ._--....._ burn! the Gainers or This charity. Visitors to the Isle of Wight have, no doubt, heard of tlfia Tichborne dole, but probably few know anything of ' itsorigin. The old manor-house where . . the charity Originated is at Lymer- ' stone not far from. Brook House, the , usidence of Sir Charles Seeley. Not' much of the old: mansion remains at" the present time. It appears that shortly after the-conquest the King he- . stowed it on a. family who adopted the . name of Limerstone. In the time of Henry 1, Sir Roger Tichborne. mar- ried Isabella, the heiress of the Lim- erstons and the foundress of the famous dole., When the Lady Isabella, after a; life of great charity, lay dy- ing, she prayed her husband to set ' aside for the poor as much land'as ', would enable her to institute a. dole of bread to all comers to the gates of Tichborne on every successive Lady Day. Sir Roger, so says the tale, took a brand from the hearth and promised her as much land as she could encircle while the wood was burning. She caused herself to be carried from her bed to a. place still pointed out and. began creeping-on her hands and Before the‘ brand was con- still known as the Crawles. Since then the Tichborne dole has never ceased to be distributed. —-London Tel- egraph. H .-_ ...L ‘V’EI‘It; "todl‘lak'ensiire. A Huntington woman will let her husband go to Alaska in the spring ii ' he will draw up a paper to the effect ‘ that if he hasn’t returned in three years it means that he will never re~ turn, and that she is at liberty to mar- ry again. She doesn’t want any of the Enoch Arden. business in hers. —Ty- rone Times. CUSRENT HUMOR. “I thought you said, Grumpy, that you wont d never allow your wife to ride a wheel?” “So I did, but she happened to hear of it. ”—Detroit Free Press. “1' thank you, sir, for your kind per- mission to call on your daughter.” ‘ “Remember that I turn out the gas at . 10 o’clock. ” “All right, sir; I’ll not I come before that ti me.”—Harlem Life. 'llhe Cabman—“Gimme your bag, lady, and I’ll put it on top of cab.” Mrs. Oatcake (as she gets in)——“No; that poor horse of yours has got enough to pull. I’ll carry it on my 1ap.”—Judge. . “When a man gits ter feelin’ dat dis world kain’t git along wifout ’im,” said Uncle Eben, “he giner’ 1y settles back and loafs in a way dat doesn’t leave no possible chance ob his being missed.”:—Was’hington Star. ' Hicks—I suppose that it is a bargain between Dick and Miss Sparker. They seem made fer each other. ~> Wicks—Yes; as soon as they met, he made for her and she made for him. ——Boston Transcript. “I came 'to tell you,” said an Osage City tenant to his landlord, “that my cellar is full. of water.” “Well,” responded the landlord, in— dignantly, “what do you expect to get for $10 a month—«a cellar full of beer." —Wichita Eagle. ' “You are charging me most hor- rible prices,” complained the prospec- tive Klondiker. “It is just this way,” said the Seattle merchant. “You either strike it rich or freeze to death; so, either way you won’t miss the money you are leaving behind. ”—Pittsburg Chronicle. “Don’t cry, Buster,” said Jimmyboy after the castrop'he. “Napoleon didn’t cry every time‘his brother hit him ao- cidentally on the eye.” “I know that,” retorted Buster. “Na- poleon did all the hittin’ on the eye hisself."—Harpe1"s Bazar. Moses Junior—“Fader, a shentle- man in de shop wants to know if dat all- wool non-shrinkable sliirt will shrink?” . Moses Senior—“Does id fid him?" ' M’os’es. Junior—“No; id is .too big ” MosesSenior—“Yah; -—-—Tid-Bits. “Do I understand you'to say, pris- oner, that you knocked him down be- cause he called you a dirty liar?” ‘,‘Yes, your honor. I couldn't stand it. If there is one thing I always prid- ed thyself on male than anything else it is my clea-nliness.”——Chicago Tri- bune. a. _ “I want,” said the excited Chicago woman at the telephone exchange, “my husband, please, at once!" “Number,p1ease," said the polite operator. , , “Only the fourth,- you impudent thing!” snapped back the fair tele- phoner; and when the operatOI failed to check a slightly audible smile the bell Iang off viciously. —Cincinnati Comme131a1_ Tribune. me _w -4 THE ORIGINAL _ ' - Stamped n BOSS” - ‘ Always the Same id vill shrink!" '
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