Norwalk Chronicler

Evening gazette, Monday, November 22, 1897 · page 7

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Oct9ber 3,1897.

’11 aim lea-re South Norwalk as follows:

FOR NEW YORK —— Accommodation
trains at 9.36 a. m.,' 1.11, 3.04, 4:07, 5.33,
6.41. 8.11, 10. 20 p. m. Express trains
at 4. 55, 5.45, 6.15, (local), 6.55, (local),
7.15, (local), 7.56, (local), 8.17, 9.03 (local)
9.58,10.35, 11.37, (local) a. m. 12. 47‘
2.25, 5.05 5. 55, 7. 35 p. m. For Washing
ton via Harlem River 12. 53 a. m. (daily)

SUNDAYS—Accommodation 9. 15a. m.
5. 43, (local), 7.23, (local) 9. 28 p. m. Ex
press 4.55, 5.453

FOR NEW HAvEN AND THE EAST——
Accommodation trains at 6. 32, 7. 42,
8.46 and 11.42 a. m. 1.37, 2.42, (to B’p’ t),
4.,20 5.,27 6.,27 7.28(toB-’pt)_, 8.41, 9.41
and 11.15 p. 111. Express trains at 1.11,
L20, 9.,11 10.12,11.08 a. m 12.02, 305,
5.04 (Naugatuck Express) 1.10 p. m.

SUNDAYS—Accommodation 7.42, 9.12
a. m. and 7.15 p. m. Exp1ess 1.11 and

1.20 a. m.
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AT MIDDAY PRAYER".

iNTERESTlNG SIGHTS AT THE Bus:-
NESS MEN’S NOON MEETING.

The Poor and the Rich Jostle Each Other-
Dltily'lll the‘ Old John Street Method-
ist Church—Never Closes Its Doors at
This Hour Summer or “‘inter.

The downtown sights of New York

are a joy to the New Yorker, who has
a rural visitor on his hands, and with
the Brooklyn Bridge, the exchanges.
the Battery Park, the various high
buildings, the churches and the crowds
that ebb and flow through the congest—
ed thoroughfares, the man from the
country is usually an animated excla-
mation point by the time the show 1s
over. Still, his guide has usually omit—
ted to point out to him one of the most
remarkable things in that part of the
great city. It can be seen only between
noon and 1 o’clock, but if it happens to
be on the list of the Sightseer the recol-
lection of the place will outlive some
of the more conspicuouspoints on the
tour. It is the business men’s noon
prayer-meeting in the old John Street
Methodist Episcopal Church. The edi—
fice is the oldest of that denomination
on the island, and it looks its age.
It is queer. quaint. and old-fashioned,
standing crowded in between business
houses. In a commercial centre it
looks strangely out of place, and yet
its plain, sturdy exterior seems to look
defiance at those who would have it
replaced by a house reared for the ac-
quirement of dollars and cents.

A few minutes before noon every day
in the year the door is thrown wide
open, and then the place seems to grin
open—mouthed at the people who look
at it askance. Men and women enter
the Open door and descend to the class-
room, a few feet below the street level,
and sit on old-fashioned settees, placed
closely together. A musical instrument
stands near the platform, and the
walls, yellow with age, are decorated
with old prints representing scenes
from the Scripture and portraits of
men prominent in the church. Noise-
lessly and reverently the people come,
and by the time the prayer—meeting is
opened the seats are well filled by two
hundred men and women who, in the
heart of, the business part of New York,
with the hum and buzz of metropolitan
traflic coming in through the open
doors, forget the world, lose sight of
dollars and cents, and interest and dis-
count, and with prayer and song com-
mune with God. “When does the pray-
er-meeting season close?” a stranger
asked one of the members of the con-
gregation recently. "When do you
have your vacation?”

“There is no such thing here, was
the reply. “In the uptown churches
business ceases during the hot weather,
but we know that the devil is just as
hard at work in summer as in winter,
and we keep our prayer-meetings going
through the summer on that account.
Come here any day and you will find
men and women who are anxious to
find God and who, having found Him,
know no greater pleasure than to serve
Him."

It is an odd crowd that one sees in
the little chapel. There are old men
who lead in prayer in uptown churches
and who have always gone to church
and taken every opportunity to attend
religmus services,» but there are men
also to whom going to church was a.
thing unknown until they wandered in-
to the John Street place. Then they
became interested, came again, and.

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_were finally numbered among the reg-
fiilar attendants.
noted the audiences at similar gather-

To those who have

logs, the large number of young men
becomes remarkable. Clerks who have
only an hour for their noon meal spend
the greater part of it there; young wo-
men came in from. neighboring com-
mercial houses, mechanics going from
work sit on the .benchesbeside the men
who give them employment, and men
in the uniforms of the Fire and Po-
lice departments, and sometimes one
conspicuous 'in the white uniform of
the Street Cleaning Department. form
a part of the mixed audience. When
the hymn is given out, one can see by
the way in which; they all sing that the
visit of these people is not their first,
and that the music is familiar to them.

Sailor men, brawny fellows, whose‘

looks and clothes stamp them as
“tough citizens" and men of (refine-
ment elbow one another in the little
room.

“Funny how I drifted in here," said
a middle-aged man. “I am a New
Englander, and I left the farm. like
many other boys, to make a fortune in
the city. Also, like many other boys,
I didn’t make it. Doing jobs down-
town was my fortune, and one, dav,
while I was helping to load a piece of
machinery on a truck in this street '1
got a reminder of home. Over the
noise of the street, I heard the chorus;
“Oh, Beulah Land!" and it seemed as
if I had never heard it sung so well
before. The men who were working
with me must have thought me silly,
but the old tune took me‘back home.
I felt a lump in my throat, and I don’t

think I lifted an ounce when the word .

came: ‘Now, all together!’ I wished
they’d sing it again. They didn't. but
they sang another tune I knew just as
well, and I vowed I’d .go there next day.
I did; and I have gone whenever I
could since then.”——~New York Tribune.

Transparent Sea.

In the neighborhood of the Ber-
mudas the ’sea is extremely trans‘
parent, so that the fishermen can read-
ily see'the horns of lobsters protrud-
ing from their hiding-places in- the
rocks at considerable depth.‘ To en-

 

'tice the crustaceans from these cran-

nies they tie a lot of snails 1'11" 3. ball

,and dangle them in front of the cau-

tious lobster. When he grabs the ball

| they haul him up.

RECLAIMING LOST COAL.

the Pennsylvania Anthracite Region.

The Reading Railroad Company has
begun the work of reclaiming the great
masses of anthracite, coal now buried
in the mountains of coal dirt scattered
all over the Schuylkill coal basin. Dur-
ing the season just closing 50,000 tons
of good coal were reclaimed from the
coal dirt near Kalmia colliery alone
Kalmia colliery is now abandoned a1
'a coal mine, having been worked out
It was one of the very- best of the Read-
ing Coal and Iron Company’s proper-
ities in the west end, and its product
was vast in the many years of its
active operation. Now the company
has turned its attention to reclaiming
the coal in the dirt mountain at the
colliery. Suitable washery machines
were put in, and quantities of first
class coal are being taken out of whal
was considered a great black mass 01
worthless dirt.

There‘is no way of estimating the
weight of all these mountains of coal
dirt in the three Pennsylvania anthrac-
ite coal basins, but they are all valu-
able, especially where there is a plenti-
ful supply of water. In recent years
the discovery has been made that
pea coal is a first-class fuel. They now
take out and classify not only pea coal,
but buckwheat and rice as well. The
company is able to make at’least $1
clear profit a ton on this washed coal,
which would make $50,000 clear profit
on the Kalmia washery alone. Indi-
viduals have gone into the business,
and the Bertollette Brothers of Gir-
ardsville are doing very well, shipping
as high as sixteen cars a day. In a
short time, it is probable, many more
will be engaged in washing out. good
coal from these dirt heaps, some oi
which are 200 feet in height and cover
ten acres.

At one big dirt bank a very rich find
has just been made. During the war
the demand for lump coal for United
States vessels of war was so great that
several of the Reading Railroad col-
lieries could not stop to both-er with
small coal. The rush for lump and
steamboat necessitated the pushing of
small coal out of the way in order to
hurry up the shipments of the big coal.
This small coal went out on the bank
and was soon covered up by the dirt

from the breakers, and buried
out of sight, to remain there
for thirty five years. It has
now been discovered and it is

thOught, may prove worth hundreds of
thousands of dollars. It requires very
little work to run coal through the
newly patented washeries. Hence ma-
chinery is now used in washing and
separating coal, not only at coal dirt
banks, but also at the mines. Coal 31,3:
mined is brought up into the breakers
and thoroughly washed, and is put on
the cars bright, clean, and sparkling.

This new hunt for lost coal is not
confined to the mountains of coal dirt
‘ alone. It is estimated that beds of the
abandoned canal and Schuylkill River,
between Schuykill Haven and Port
Clinton, contain thousands of tons of
coal, varying in size from buckwheat
to nut. At different places along the
Schuylkill and old canal south of the
old navigation landing at Schuylkill
Haven thousands of tons of fuel have
been taken out, and there is not a
week day that men, women, and chil-
dren are not seen digging and sieving
the culm. ,

A SCHOOL OF HOUSEKEEPING.

Aoston’s Idea of What the Girls Should
’ Know.

Boston is soon to have something en.
tirely new in the way of a schoo. it
is to be called the School of House-
keeping, and is expected to do much
toward solving the domestic problem.

At this new school housekeeping is
to be regarded as a. science and to be
studied as such. It is to be a school
where employers and employee may to—
gether learn the business of housekeep-
ing, and it will aim to have its gradu-
ates well versed ln every branch of
domestic service.

The School of Housekeeping has
originated with and will big in charge
of the Women’s Educational and In—
dustrlal Union of Boston.

It is to comprise a home, a family,
cheeses in the theory and practice of
housekeeping for employers, and a
course of practical training in house-
work for employes. Two ‘houses are
to he used for this experiment in model
homemaking. One house will be cc-
cupied by six or. eight boarders, who
will constitute the family, While the
other will be used for class and demon-
stration work for employers and em-
ployes.

Every graduate of the School of
Housekeeping, when she receives her
diploma, will understand thoroughly
the care of the range, the care of
kitchen, cellar and ice chest. She will
know how to wash and iron thoroughly,
and how to care for bedrooms, beds
and bedding. She will understand all
: branches of cooking, and will, have
' been thoroughly trained in waiting on
the table and in answering the,door
bell properly. In fact, each graduate
‘ will be a model servant, and she will

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. also be entitled to'a position through

 

(the office of the Domestic Reformed

‘ League.
. Throughout the course of inst-ruc-
tion lectures will be given on such sub-
jects as “The Laundry and Its Practi-
cal Work” “House Sanitation, ” “The
Philosophy of Cleaning,” “The Art of
House Furnishing,” etc. Among the
lecturers will be such well known wom-
en as Professor Lucy M. Salmon, of
Vassar College, and Professor Kather-
ine Coman, Of Wellesley College.

The school will receive no women
under sixteen or over thirty years of
age. References as to character and

. geneial intelligence will be required.

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’AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE.

The Dog Saved the high Who Had Bee!
Kind to Hlm'Instead of His Master.

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more you kick a dog the more he will i-

love you,” but there are exceptions to
every rule.
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TOLD OF euc‘k“ KILGORE.
His J umping Match with a Texas Woman
in War Times.
There are men in every quarter of
the Union who will regret to hear of
the death of Judge Constantine B. Kil-
gore at Ardmore, I. T. For eight
years “Buck” Kilgore was a notable

Devenport, says a writer in Cossell’s man in Washington. In person he was

Journal.

A friend 0f mine (whom 1‘ ‘the typical Texan. Above six feet ball,

will call Bates) owned a handsome re 2 above sixteen stone in weight ’above
triever dog. The animal received more? the average Congressman in ability,

kicks than caresses from his master
and I was continually remonstrating
with my friend on his cruelty to the
dog; but 'his only answer to my en:
treaties to be kind to the animal was
the usual one, “the more you kick him
the more he will love you.”

I was very kind to the dog, and my

.kindness was well rewarded, as the se-

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quel will show.

One afternoon Bates and I engaged a
boat for a. row. Bates tried all he
knew how to prevent his dog getting
into the boat, but I eventually prevail-
ed upon him to let the dog accompany
us. On the return journey a fog came
on and a passing steamer swamped us,
with the result that our boat upset, and
we were struggling in the water.
could not swim, and the steamer’s
crew could not see us, although they
could hear our cries for help.

As I was sinking the dog grabbed me
and pulled me to the upturned boat;
but I could not get rhim to save his
master, who was drowned.

When They Used to Tip the Cook.
In old times to dine with a noble-

man cost more in tips to the
servants than ’ a club dinner.
James Payn relates that Lord

Poor, a well-named Irish peer, excused
himself from dining with the Duke of
Ormond upon the ground that he could
not afford it. “If you will give me the
guinea I have to pay your cock (fan-
cy!) I will come as often as you choose
to ask me,” which was accordingly
done. The duke, however, had not the
pluck to stop the practice. Lord Taafe,
a general ofl‘lcer in the Austrian ser-
vice, did w‘hat he could. He always
attended his guests to the door; when
they put their hands into their pockets
he said: “No, if you do give it, give it
to me, for it was I who paid for your
dinner.” To Sir Timothy Waldo must
be given the credit of putting an end
to the monstrous practice. After din-
ner with the Duke of Newcastle he put
a crown into the cook’s hand—it was
rejected. “I do not take silver, sir.”
“Very good; and I do not give gold.”
This courageous rejoinder “caught on,"
and the day of vails to cooks was over.
~Argonaut.
They Were Sensitive.

The sensitiveness of the families of
distinguished men as to the early oc'cu—
pations of their ancestors is somewhat
remarkable. Recently an author was
asked to write a brief history of the
life of a. man who had done some ser-
vice to his state. Like Lincoln, this
man had been a woodchopper—a fact
to which his historian gave promi-
nence.

“Don’t say he was a ‘woodchopper,’ ”
said the spokesman of the family.
“That will never do.”

“What shall I say, then?” asked the
author. ‘

“Say—let me see now—just say that
he waStconnected with the lumber bus-.
iness!”——Atlanta Constitution.

PERSONAL NOTES.

William B. Howell, Assistant Secre-
tary of the Treasury, was a messenger
boy in the Department sixteen years
ago.

Lord Lytton, the novelist, left orders
that a long needle be run through his
heart before he was buried. His wish
was carried out by his doctor.

It is almost impossible to go out of
doors in Christiania without meeting
Ibsen. The daily habit of this author
is to go to the Grand Hotel, where he
sits and smOkes and reads and sips a
“little glass” by the hour.

The family of Bismarck shows no
signs of dying out. On the day recent-
ly when a new German ironclad was
named the Prince Bismarck the ex-
Chancellor’s daughter-in-law, wife of
Count Herbert, gave birth to a son.
This makes two grandsons in his fam‘
ily. He has five granddaughters.

Claus Spreckles has bought a large
tract of land in Monterey county, Cal.,
and leased it to the Salyation Army
for the purposek'of sugar beet culture,
advancing money until the beet grow-
ers become self-supporting. Where
they begin to make money they are to
be encouraged to buy ten acres of
ground ‘apiece, on ten years’ time, by'
installments. Mr. Spreckles agrees to
buy their beets at good prices.

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3 Captain Dreyfus.

According to the Kansas City Jour- 3
nal, this is how Mrs. Lease went into’

politics: -In 1890 the Farmers’ Alliance

sprang into existence and Mrs. Lease '

wanted her husband to join the move-
ment and become a politieian. But he
declared that he was not of the stuff
of Which politicians are made, and
suggested that she go into it herself
and leave him in peace. “Mrs. Lease
had never thought of entering politics,
but she consented to try it. “How,
when and where to get the first speech
off was the puzzle. Finally a neigh-
bor, Dixon, was taken into the deal,
and he arranged it so that Mrs. Lease
could appear before the next Farmers’

Alliance county convention and make a'

talk. She Was there on the appointed
day, and as soon as her name was men-
tion-ed she rose and made a bee-line'to
the stage. Her maiden speech. they say,
was a stem- winder. She was the sen-

sation of the hour, and before that
campaign Was over Mrs. Lease was the
best-advertised pelltician in Kansas"

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above the average -man in sincerity,
straight as an Indian, and strong as
an ox,"‘Buck” Kilgore was a marked
man whereever he appeared. ' It was
the kicking down of the door.leading
from the legislative chamber to the
House lobby that gave him notoriety.
It was characteristic of the man. He
wanted to go into the lobby; the mes-
sénger shut the door in his face. He
knew he had a right to go into the
lobby without asking the consent of
Tom Reed or any other man. He
raised his foot, clothed in an enormous
cowhide boot and kicked the door
down and went his way. The notoriety
that attached to him on account of
the act was always distasteful to him.

During the war he was ordered home
to assist in gathering up some desert-
ers. One evening about dusk he was
out in the country in quest of a de-
serter who had been off the “layout"
for a year. He was very hungry and
very weary. He called at a house by
the roadside and there he found a wo-
man just taking'from the spit a nicely
broiled chicken. The savor of the fowl
made him ravenous. He had a Mexi—
can dollar in his pocket, which he had
carried for years and to which he was

_much attached, but he was bound to

have that chicken and he pulled out
the dollar and proposed a trade—~the
coin for the fowl. The lady said the
chicken was for a sick friend and that
she could not sell it.

“But,” she continued, “I’ll jump you
for it.”

“What do you mean?" said “Buck.”

“I mean that we will see which can
jump furthest from this doorsill out in-
to the yard, and the one of us that
beats shall have both chicken and dol-
lar.”

“All right; that suits me exactly,”
said “Buck.” The dollar was placed on
the dish beside the chicken and his gun

was leaned against the wall by the-

door, and “Buck” slung his arms and
made a temendous leap of over twelve
feet. He recovered with diflicul-ty, and
when he turned to the door there was
the lady with his cocked gun in her
hands, with the butt against. her shoul-
der and "her finger on the trigger.

“Now, you just flirt the gravel down
that road, young man, or I’ll make buz-
zardfs food of you before hell can sings
a kna ,” she ordered. ,

There was shoot in her eyes and
“buck and ball” in the gun.. So
“Buck” “flirted th'e gravel,”vhis bosom
swollen with impotent rage and his
mouth overflowing with eloquent pro-
fanity.

By this time it was. dark. Over in a
field “Buck” spied a gin house. He went
to it and climbed in to the loft, laid
down on the floor and was soon fast
asleep. After a time he was awakened
by voices down below. He listened
and made the discovery that one was
a female voice, and a moment later he
realized that she was relating the
”jumping" episode to her companion,
who gave vent to peal after peal of
laughter. There was the chicken and

his dollar which he could see by the

light of the tallow dip. Peering about
he saw his gun also. There was a big
hole in the floor of the loft, and just
as the man took hold of the dish to
eat the chicken “Buck” plunged
through the hole and seized the gun.
Before they recovered from their as-
tonishment “Buck" roared out: “Mad-
am, yOu just flirt the gravel back home,
and as for this gentleman he and 1
will flirt gravel to the ofllce of the
Provost Marshal. He is the deseyter I
have been after for a week.”

There was shot in “Buck’s”, eye now.
The woman left. “Buck"
his dollar, ate the chicken, and before
midnight surrendered his prisoner to
the Provost Marshal. It was worth a
journey across the continent to hear
“Buck tell the stoma—From the Cour-
ier-Journal.

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‘Vonderful. Tnbtooing. -~
Tattooing extraordinary has
practised in the case of a young French
soldier, who has lately excited much
interest in the military hospital at Bor-
deaux. His body has beenalmost en-
tirely covered with tattoo marks. Be-
sides sundry commonplace scenes and
devices, there is a‘ large and elaborate
reproduction, extending right down the
back from the shoulder blades to the
loins of a picture in a French illustra-
ted paper showing the degredation of
The young soldier’s
well meant patriotic enthusiam must,
in this instance, have caused him con-
siderable pain.
m...-
Friscoleigh—I’m thinking of, dab-
;ling a little in stocks. Whats a good
_ ring to put your money in?
Brokei—Your. inside pocket. —Boston
’1 rareller.

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. selves to Hawthorne under a changld

' says Miss Jessie M. Fowler, giving a

 
 
 

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NR“ ING THE SCARLET LETTER.

Hes;thorne’s Wife Inspired Him by Her
Tact and Courage. _

The old saying, “Every cloud has its
silver lining,” should often bring us .
comfort when the world appears to be
frowning upon us. ,A rare example pf
this was shown by Hawthorne’s. wife,
who proved herself to him _a, true
"friend in need. " " One wintry day he
had received notice that his services
would no longer be required at his
Weary and downcast, he re-
turned to his hum le home. His young
wife stood waiting. or hini, and noticed
at once that something was wrong.
He told her his troubles. Straightway
the brave little woman with her own
hands kindled a bright fire; fetched
pen, ink, and paper, which she set be-
side him; then, with a beaming face, 1
she touched the sad man on the shoul-
der and said: “Now you can write
your book!”' Immediately the cloud
cleared, and things presented them-

 

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aspect. He felt a freed man; the of-

fice appeared as a cage from which

he had escaped. “The _Scarlet Letter”
was written and proved a marvelous
success, and fame rewarded Haw:
thorne and. the brave little wife who
had faced the cloud and found-its sil.

vcr lining." '

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WlT AND HUMOR.

“Why, papa,” said Frances, who was
coking at the family album, “surely
.his isn't a picture of you?”

“Yes,” replied papa, “that is a pic-
:ure of me taken when I was quite
roung.”

“Well,” commented the little girl,
‘it doesn’t look as much like you as
rou look now.”—Harper's Bazar.

 

The camel's foot is like a soft cush-
on, peculiarly well adapted to the
1tones and gravel over which it is con-
«tantly walking. During a single jour-°
1ey through the Sahara, the horses of
British officers have worn' out three
:ets of shoes, while the camel’s feet
vere not even sore.

 

“There is one idea that you can
never get out of the average man’s
Lead.”

“What is that?”

“The idea that his wife hasn’t any-
Ehing to do, and that she could lounge
in the hammock all day. if she wanted
:0.” ‘

 

“My daughter is spiritual; she kept
1p her church work through all the
lot weather.” ‘

“What kind of church work?”

“She went to the seashore and came
tome engaged to a clergyman,”—Chi-
1ago Record. ‘

v

 

 

“I don't see how a brilliant man like
Professor Dusentrais can put in so
nuch time talking to that insipid Mrs.
lioktalque."

“Oh, he's only strapping his intel«
ect.”—Chicago Journal. ,1

 

"Yes, Grandma, when I graduate I
ntend following a literary career...
vrlte for money, you know.”

"Why, Willie, my dear, you haven’t
lone anything else since you’ve been at
:ollege.”-——Boston Traveller.

Mrs. Gabber—Yod say she is proud? .-
‘Mrs. GOssup—Proud? Why, ‘that
woman wouldn’t read a serial-story ‘
Jecause she’d have to buy it on the
nstallment_ plan.:New York Herald.

“'—_._:._——"—-—H
Never TOuched Them. ' '

Jay. Ceede—How was it t'h’ frost
didn’t hurt your garden stuff?

Reuben Oats—My wife planted it,
an’ tb’ rows wuz so gol’ durned crook-
ed th’ frost couldn't hit eml—Up to
Date.

“When the little girl is naughty,"

 

mother directions for curing her small
daughter’s bad temper, ‘p‘ut on her

best gOWn, and you will see that she
cannot withstand its influence."

HIS RULING PASSION.

an —‘..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

w—
Proprietor—Pat, how do ‘y u like the
fight?
Pat—Oi only have wan objection.
Proprietor—What is that?

 

Pat—Oi can’t get in lt.—New York
Herald.

 

 

 

Stamped SI Boss ,5
Always the Same

 

 

 

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