THE'EVENING GAZETTE (SOUTH NORWALK. ' Branch Office of GAZETTE No. 21 North Main Street. ' The Natatorial accomplishment of a ~ young lady was very much admired at 'DOrlon's last evening. A leak in the water pipe in front of the post ofiice is being placed in re- pair. ' E. P. Middlebrook will probably be 7. placed under arrest to-day for selling ice cream in this city on Sunday last. ——Prof. M. S. Rosen, the well-known oculist Optician, can be consulted at ' his office in the pa1101 of the Mahaeke- mo Hotel, South Norwalk. Tuesdays from 9 a. m. to 8 p m. Eyes examined free. f5 tf , Edward, son of Edwin H. and Fannie 'Bush, died at his home 149 South Main street last night, aged 21 yea1s. Fun- eral tomorrow afternoon. Thermometers registered 93 degrees above zero on North Main street yes- - terday, and it is considerably waI mer to- -da3. Dr. .J. T. Kennedy this morning treated David Klondike Coleman for a painful and somewhat serious wound on his right hand. Painters are busily engaged on Gen- eral Frost’s new home. The final work on the new post- office building is rapidly approaching com- pletion. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH. —F. E. Rob- bins Pasta. The Pastor will preach morning and evening. Newton J ., the infant son of Jay W. Mallory, diedat his home No. 12 Mar- shall street early this morning, aged 5 months. There was an unusually large crowd of passengers on the' steamer Belle Horton this morning. Funeral director Raymond has three . funerals to attend to-morrow and one this afternoon. The Christian Endeavor Society of the Congregational church went to Westport last evening in special cars to attend a C. E. unio'n meeting in that place. Theodore Smith disputes the pub- lished statement that he is suffering from an attack of the gout. He avers that it is simply a case of rheumatism which even younger dispositioned peo- ple than himself would be willing to give to older people who had. the time to attend to it. The Bull Run district comes to the front again with twins. This time they met the hearty approbation of Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Mead. 'The father has a lively appreciation of the situation, and is passing around the cigars am0ng his friends. ,. Fred Oviatt has removed his house- hold belongings to Darien. A subscription dance will be held at the Yacht club house, Monday night. Preston Kauifman and James Drew recently employed at Cr ofut'dt'Knapp’s have gone to Chicago where they have secured situations Miss Annie Monahan, ‘daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Monahan, died at her home on Concord street, yesterday noon aged about 17 years. The last dance of the season takes place at the Knob to—night. The Naromake Gun club is shooting for a dinner at Gregory’s Point this af- ternoon, and their opponents, the ‘ Bridgeport Gun club, are doing like- wise. It’s 'elams to clay pigeons that ‘ the former wins. _ - ————-—<0.0>—-—————- LOCAL AND OTHER NEWS. The Democratic Tow'h convention will be held on September 28th. The residence of Alexander Semple on West avenue is being repainted. Miss Ida Austin of Scott Corners, is visiting her grandmother, Mrs. Isaac Bouton of N orwalk. The gutter on the west side of Water street should receive the attention of the high-way committee. I.“— The thermometer registered 130 degrees above zero at the Grumman Bros. bottling establishment yesterday. Manager George H. Frew of the N or- walk and New York Steamboat com- pany who has been occupying the Bel- den homestead in this city, removed to his residence in Brooklyn to-day. Deputy sheriff F. S. Lyon, Jr., has summoned ex-selectmanSamuelDaskam and Charles Church for jury duty in the criminal Superior court, which opens at Bridgeport next Wednesday. Charles F. Loomis of Belden avenue, is com aleseent of a severe attack of 111- ness. The “inn” at Compo‘Beach will close for the season to-morrow night. There will be a dance in the pavilion to-night 'the last of the season. \ There is no truth in the published statement that any one of the Italians engaged in the bloody fight on Ply- mouth avenue Sunday night had that evening been in the building occupied _ as a bake-shop by an Italian named ' Gargula. . food. .Wall Street Improvements. Cain & Kinnear are making rapid progress in the preliminary work of re- paying Wall street. All of the cobbles on the north side of the railway tracks have been remOved, and the gravel is being carted away. It is thought that the work of laying the concrete founda‘ tion for the brick will be commenced on Tuesday. ’ The sidewalk on the north side of the street is being cut down about six inches from a point in front of the 'bank’ building to'the GA - ZETTE building entrance, where ther is to be a cut down of nearly two fee“. This latter w01k is also being pushed to completion. An Early Capture. Prosecuting attorney E. M. Lock- wood was called to New Canaan to pros cents a man whohad been placed under arrest before daylight this morning, on the charge of delivering intoxicants to a place where it was reputed liquors, were sold contrary to law. The man under arrest hails from Norwalk. V r WILTON. Mrs. FrankS. Weston chaperoned a party of young people to Lake Wacea~ buc on Thu1sday. Miss HattIe Olmstead of N orwalk is visiting Mrs. Herbert Sturges. The tournament on the Wilton golf grounds takes place this Saturday af. ternoon. Tea will be served by the ladies at 5 o’clock. In the evening members of the club will givea dance at the town hall. The music will be furnished from Norwalk. MIS. Wilkinson of Binghamton is visiting her sister Miss Helen Middle- brook. The petty robberies about town still continue. The family of_ Julian Gregory thought they heard thieves in their peach orchard on Wednesday night, so young Mr. - Gregory gave them several shots from his rifle and they have not been molested since. —————<O»-——— Unclaimed. The following letters remain un- claimed at the Norwalk post office, Sept. 11, 1897: Prof. W. W. Daton, Miss Marion E. Garrett, Miss Josie Gregory, Mr. Harry Haydock. W. H. MALONE, P. M. EAST NORWALK. Registrars Gorham and Keogh have given notice that they will meet at E. E. Gorham’s‘ store on Thursday, Se p- tember 16, from 9 a. m. to 5 p. m. to re- Ceive applications from persons who desire to be made voters in the Third voting district ' Miss Fannie Baker of Newark, N. J ., is a guest of her cousin,Miss Nellie Dis- brow of Van Zandt avenue. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Harper and Robert J. Ferguson of Yonkeis are visiting at Harry J. Hipson' s on Sea- side place. . The regular monthly meeting of. the MayflowerH. and L. Co. will be held Monday evening. :AA DARIEN. Matt Lambert will sell his saloon in Stamford and return to Darien where he will open a new place. ‘ Col. A. G. Bliss Chief Clerk in the Internal Revenue Bureau, of Treasury Department, Washington, D. C. has been spending a few days with his old friend Capt. James N. Cox, Superin— tendent of the Soldiers Home. .‘ <vr At the Churches. FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH—- Rev. Thomas _K. Noble,- pastor. Ser- vices at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Morning subject: “A Neglected Gar- den and What it May Teach Us.” In the evening there will be a praise ser- vice, choir and chorus and the story of hymns sung, told by the pastor. NORWALK METHODIST CHURCH.— Rev. Frank A. Scofield, pastor. Sub- ject of morning sermon “God’s Bene- diction on those of little. Strength in the Kingdom of Jesus.” Evening service one hour sermon subject “The Fate of Meddlers.” KNIGHT STREET A. M. E. CHURCH.— Rev. Beecher Carter, pastor. Morning service 1030 a. m. Love Feast; 12:30 Sunday school; 3 p. m., preaching by Rev. A. S. Kavanagh. of the First M! E. church; Christian Endeavor meet- Ing at 6 p. m.. ' Preaching by presiding Elders. D. W. Smith at”? :45p. m. ROSY CHEEKS AND SPARKLING EYES Follow the Use of Utah Kidney Beans. The Turners’ great discovery. The (warning notes from the kidneys are, ' backache, urinary trouble. frequent thirst, 1heu1natism, buIning mine, dropsical swe lino s, irregular heart ao- tion. Heed the warning at once. YouI life is in dang e1 tah Kidney Beans Iegulate the kidneys, cuie all urinary and bladdei troubles suI ely and quick- ly. Utah Kidney Beans, discovered and pe1 fected by THE TURNERS of Philadelphia. THE TURNERS also make P0- MELIA- —The Infant’s Friend, the Invalid’s Benefactor. A perfect :1 new d1scovery for the little ones and for the weak. The latter is offended that a very small pill. . any such misstatement should have. been made. I TURNERS’ LITTLE LIVER TURNERS— Turns your liver For sale only In Norw alk by E. P. Weed druggist. R. H. Plaisted. So. Norwalk. THE YAP DOLLAR. Weighs Eighty Pounds and Hardly Avaih able as a Pocket Piece. " First and last there have been many- different kinds of dollars in the United States—silver dollars, gold dollars and multifarious paper dollars of some— times dubious value; and in other countries, iron, platinum, brass, bone, Ivory, and even wheat and cotton goods have done duty as money. But the oddest “dollar” ever seen thus far, per- haps, is that coined, or rather quar- ried, by the chiefs of the island of Yap, one of the group of Caroline Islanads In the South Pacific _ These Yap coins are even more cum- bersome to carry about than the great silver ”daddy dollar” of our own land. Vastly more cumbersome, indeed, since they weigh eighty pounds apiece and are over two feet in diameter! A de- faulting cashier would certainly have difficulty in absconding with many of them! Two of these strange pieces of money may now be seen in the National Mu- seum at Washington. They are circu- lar disks of coralline rock, dull white In color, yet apparently crystalline, twenty-six inches in diameter and from three to four inches thick. At the centre of each there is a round hole two inches and a half in diameter. The Yap chief enjoys a monopoly in this singular sort of coinage. When in want of money, he has but to send his slaves to, the quarry to fashion as many flat “dollars" as he needs. His treasury is a number of long poles set on support in front of the royal but. he dollars are struck on the poles like beads in a necklace; and the number of strings of these great stone dollars possessed by a chief is the gage of his wealth and respectabil- lty But if utility should be a character— istic of money, a dozen- grindstones piled on a pole would be of more value than the whole of it—Youth’s Compan- 1011. A 'Fatal Defect. EditOI—No, young man, I’m afraid v0 ur story wont do. Author—Why, what’s the trouble with it? Editor—You’ ve got the Chicago l avers marrying and living together in or the rest of their lives. —N-ew York lournal. ‘ Miss Oldbird (affianced, somewhat 1adly)—Ah, Count, you love me now, but will you after our union? The Count (ecstatically)—Loaf! .Vhy, mein tarling, I vill bevun g-r-r~ - Ind loafer all my lifeI—Judge. BingerS—And were you married on .lme? Ginger—0h, no; I had to pay the oai'son cash—Yonkers Statesman. ' MME. BERNHARDT'S‘TREAKS sue Put the Town Officials to Consider; ~ able Inconvenience. Sarah. Bernhardt: does not grow more reasonable ’or obliging as she grows older. It has been her habit for many years to keep her‘ audiences waiting until shefgot ready to go on the. stage, whether it happened to be a quarter, a half or three. quarters of an hour, and -_the audiences have quietly submitted and now the report has recently come along the shivering cable that she refused ,to, attend a municipalreception given to herself by the authorities of Por,tsmouth England, her excuse being that she did not feel strong enough to climb the steps of the Town Hall. And so the mighty ones of Portsmouth waited In their official robes—rich and bean- tiful garments which such persons wear over there—and waited for the French actress to come, never think- ing, in the simplicity of their hospi- table souls, that their architect had built their Town Hall so high as to make it unreasonable for them to think of paying special henors to French actresses. It is curious that the municipal au- thorities of Portsmouth should have thought of giving an official reception to Mme. Bernhardt at all, but when 'the fact that they did'is fully digested it seems strange that she should not have accepted with alacrity, till her own probable view is taken into ac- count, that she could gain a good deal more distinction by refusing than by accepting it. All English provincial towns will no loubt hereafter refrain from giving re- ceptions to notoriously capricious French actresses, or else 'will see that their town halls are built with their reception-rooms on the level ‘of the ground—New York Tribune. A . J A Considerate Judge. There is a venerable and benevolent iudge in Paris who at the moment of passing sentence on a prisoner con- tults his assessors on each side of him as to the penalty proper to be inflicted. 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