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Weakened One Man’s Constitution
Until It Brought Him to
Death’s Door.

Mr. JamesS 1,. Harrison, awell- known
and highly respected citizen of Cleve-
land, 0., was for years a sufferer from
dyspepsia and general debility, and' 1n
his weakened condition, resulting from
the above causes, he had the additional
ill-luck to fall a victim to malaria from
this complication of disorders. Mr.
Harrison s condition was becoming very
serious, when he commenced to take P.
P. P., Lippman’ 3 Great Remedy. Its
effects Were marked and immediate.
Read his letter to us. Its earnestness
is apparent:

GENTLEVEN: For the benefit of all
suffering from dyspepsia and general
debility I beg to submit my testimonial
as to the efficacy of your P. P. P., Lipp-
man’s Great Remedy, as a positive
cure for all the distressing complaints
from which I suffered.

My system was also full of Malar1a
and my condition was growing‘ very
serious, I had no appetite, was losing
strength and was completely broken
down in health, but now my health is
completely restored, and I can eatlike
a field laborer, without the slightest
fear of any serious results.

I take great pleasure in tellmg the
world that P. P. P. did the grand work
of restor mg me to my accustomed
health. Yours truly,

- JAMES S. HARRISON,
Cleveland, 0.

 

 

If you get up feeling tired and stupid,
P. P. P. should be taken—it will make
you feel well.

P. P. P. cures eczema, that tortur
ing, itching disease of the skin and
blood. If your blood 15 kept pure, you
will not be disfigured with pimples,
boils and blotches. .,

P. P. P. is the deadIy foe and van
quisher of rheumatism. Its effects are
immediate and lasting, and it not only
relieves, but permanently cures.

Scrofula, which is hereditary and
deep- -seated' in the blood can be cured
alt-is'tiié one and only posi-
tive cure for this dread disease.

Sufferers from kidne troubles find
immediate relief when hey take P. P.

.as it cures all irregularities anfd re-
stores to nature hér proper functions.

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Piano Lessons

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HOW KENNAN LEARN ED.

By Perseverance Ho Lost the Fear that
Had Possessed 111m.

' “When I was 17 or 18 years 61? age,”

said Mr. Kennan, “I went as a tel-

egraph operator to Cincinnati. 21 had
become so morbid and miserable by
that time that I said to myself one
day, 'I’m going to put an end to this
state of affairs here and now. If I’m
afraid of anything, I’ll conquer my
fear of it or die. If I’m a coward I

. might as well be dead, because I can

never feel any self-respect or have any
happiness in. life; and I’d rather get

': killed trying to do something that I’m
. afraid to do than to live in this way.

I was at that time working at night,
and had to go home from the ofii‘ce
between midnight and 4 o‘clock A. M.
It was during the Civil W'ar, and Cin-
cinnati was a more lawless city than
it ever has been since. Street robber-
ies and murders were of daily occur—
rence, and all of the ‘nigh-t men’ in our
oflice carred weapons as a matter of
course. I bought a revolver, and com-
menced a course of experiments upon
myself. When I finished my night
work at the office, instead of going di-
rectly home through well l1ghted and
police- patrolled streets, I directed my
steps to the slums, and explored the
worst haunts of vice and crime in the
city.
cut-throat valley down by the
that I felt afraid to go through at that
hour of the night, I clenched my teeth,
cocked my revolver and went through
it—sometimes twice in succession- If
I read .in the morning papers that a
man had been robbed or murdered on
a certain street, I went to that street
the next night.
river banks, hung around low drinking
dives and the resorts of thieves and
other criminals, and made it an inva-
riable rule to do at all hazards the
thing that I thought I might be afraid
to do. Of course I had all sorts of
experiences and adventures. One night
1 saw a man attacked by highwaymen
and knocked down with a slungshot,
just across the street. I ran to his
assistance, frightened away the rob-
bers and picked him up from the gut-
ter in a state of unconsciousness.
Another night, after 2 o’clock, I saw
a man’s throat cut, down by the river,
and a ghastly sight it was, but
although somewhat shaken‘I did not
become faint nor sick. Every time
that I went through a street that I
believed to be dangerous, or had any
startling experience, I felt an acces
sion of self-respect.

.“In less than three months I had -

satisfied myself that while I did fear,
I was not so much dauuted by any
undertaking but I could do it, and then
I began to feel better.

“Soon after this time I went On my
first expedition to Siberia, and there

in almost daily struggles wth‘ difficul—

ties, dangers, and sufferings of all
sorts, I finally lost the fear of being
afraid which had poisoned the hap-
piness of myvboyhoodr—From the At-
[antic-1

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Wonderful Power Demonstrated by a.
Georgia Girl.

A strange exhibition of a wonderful
power was recently given in the pres-
ence of Governor W. G. Atkinson, of
Georgia. The demonstration occurred
in the Governor’s reception room in
the Capitol at Atlanta, and the pos~
ses’s‘or of the. marvelous power was
Miss Fannie Hester, of Greene Coun-
ty, Georgia.

The first experiment tried With the
young lady before Govern-or Atkinson
and his party was with a silver dol-
This was placed near the palm
of her hand, and the muscles immedi-
ately began to twitch and jump. Sev-
eral of those present felt her hand,
and noticed the strange pulsation. A
large, round stick was then placed. in
her hand,“ and as long as it touched

- the palm it kept continually in motion,

whirling around with great rapidity.

. 7‘ .. :Several tried to push against her, but
'LYMOU H BUCK ICE ishe could not be moved from her

. . . . ,tracks.
I ' Itary, a strong, powerful young man,

The Governor’s private secre-

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Experiments were then t1ic—d with a
chair, and although four men caught
hold of it and atuempted to keep it
still, \Iiss He ale: moved its :.-.:"il:' in all
directions 11 1t11 '9. hand 35-11 38538de
to use no exeiil: '11 whateses, :et the
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'difliculty to lift her from the floor, and
an im-.

'When she stood on wood it was
lift her fat-ct more than
the floor.

In this 1e apect 1.1‘iss Hester’s 11111 ’1?-
ties are vcz v 2:1“...- to the celebrated
Lulu Hurt-51', but the magnetic palms
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Test for Seasickness.

Many people have a genuine curiosity
to know if they w ould be seasick in
case they should take an ocean voy-
wge.

An easy way to put the matter to a
test is ,to stand before the ordinary
mirror that turns in its frame, and
let some one move it slowly and slight-
ly at first, and gradually growing
faster while you look fixedly at your
own reflectIOn.

If. you feel no eflect whatever from
it, the chances are that you can stand

 

» an ordinary7 sea voyage without any

qualm.—Golden Days.

 

Toys of Ancient E" ,y of.

It seems very odd to have unearthed
the playthings as well as the tablets
and weapons of antiquity, and yet
miong the objects found recently in the
Assiob necropolis,, in Jflglpt, was a
w3hole company of' wooden soldiers,
fifteen inches in he10'h The soldiers
carry lances, and give a;- good idea
of the style ohmil’itary equipment pre
wailing in the time of the Pharaohs.

 

 

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EDMUNDS ON LABOR TRUSTS...

'Most Powerful of All, Least 0:11:11 can.

sidex'ed in Their True Light.

At a dinner in Philadelphia given in
honor of the former Ambassador to It-
aly, Wayne MacVeigh, ex-Senator
George F. Edmunds touched a respon-
sive chord when he spoke on the hos-
tility that is now prevalent to trusts.
He declared that the hostility was all

one~sided, inasmuch as it ignored the
great labor trusts. This is what he
said:

“Somebody has said something in the
course of this evening on the subject
of our economy, of the intensities of
the concentration of various trusts, su-
gar, oil,‘ tobacco and rope trusts. W'e
find, in the newspapers which print
everything and anything
wants to say many things we don’t
say, lots of things about these trusts.
But have they got them all? \Vhere
is your pluinbers’ trust? Where is
your plasterers’ trust? Where is your
carpenters’ trust? Where is your
every trust of labor and organization
in every human industry that exists in
the United States?

“There came under my observation
in your city of- Washington a touching
illustration a few years ago. I had oc-
casion to employ a plumber to do a
small piece of work for me, and, dpr—
ing the progress of the work, he asked
me if I could not find a place for his
son in one of the departments. I
asked him why he did not take his
son into his own establishment, and
there teach him his trade. He said—I
can hardly state it without emotion
myself:

“ ‘Senator, I cannot do it.’

“I said, ‘Why?’

“ ‘Why,’ he said, ‘the Plumbers’ Un-
ion only allows two apprentices in the
State from a certain district. and my

. son cannot get in.’

“I said, ‘Why don’t you teach him
your own trade in your own shop?’
and gentlemen, the reply he made was
this:

“ ‘Why, Senator, if I did, I could not
get a job in this whole city.’

“Is not that a trust which is wrong?
Well, that runs through every trade—
sugar, rope, tobacco, railroads that are

'bad, and all that, and so they may talk-

about our honest men with wives and
families to support who are willing to
work for one and two dollars a day,
but they can’t get it. Why? Because
their union or their trust won’t allow
them. The standard is set for them,
and if they don"t wait and starve their
families until they can reach that stan-
daid they can’t get work anywhere.
EVEI’W here they go they are met by
the same condition of alfairs all over
our United States—a workingman can’t
work for what he wants to—he must
work for what somebody else says he
must work for.” -

A" RAPHAEL STORY. , E
How He Settled with a Glamorous Landf
lord for Board.

Raphael, the great Italian painter,
whose celebrated Biblical pictures are
worth fabulous sums of money, was
not a rich man when young,'and en-f
countered some of the vicissitudes of
life like many another genius. Once:
when travelling he put up at an inn"
and remained there, unable to get
away through lack of funds to settle
his bill. The landlord grew suspicious
1h? such was the case and his re-‘
qu sts for a settlement grew more and
more pressing. Finally young Ra-
phael, in desperation, resorted to the:
following device: I
He carefully painted upon a table-top
in his room a number of gold coins,:
and, placing the table in a certain light,
that gave a startling effect, be packed

his few belongings and summoned his ,

host; ,

“There,” he exclaimed, with a lord:
1y wave of his hand toward the table,‘
“is enough to settle my bill and more.‘
Now kindly show the way to the'
door.” I

The innkeeper, with many smiles
and bows, ushered his guest out and
then hastened back to gather up his
gold. His rage and consternation
when he discovered the fraud knew no
bounds, until a wealthy English trav-
eller, recognizing the value of the art
put' in the work, gladly paid him £50
for the table—Harper's Round Table.

17 H- 5 Lucky Number.

Mr.Al111a—T11dema, the well known
artist, is one of those who believe in
the luckiness of numbers. Mr. Tade-
ma’s lucky number is seventeen. His
wife, he will tell you, was seventeen
when he first met her; the number of
the house to which he took her when
they were men 1"ed was seventeen; his
present house bears the same number;
and the first spade was put to the work
of rebuilding it on August 17. This
was in 1888. It was on November 17th
that he and his family first took up
their residence there. He laughts at
himself for this supersition, but it is
evident that his holding to it is not
Wholly a joke.

Curse Cards.
Curse cards are being used in Switz-
erland and Germany to check profan-

ity. People go about‘with the cards

in their pockets, and whenever they
hear bad lang' 'age present one to the
swearer to sign. The card has printed
on it a pledge to abstain from swear-
ing for‘ a, specified time or to pay a
pfennig "an oath to some charity. Near-
ly 40,000 cards have been distributed
in: Switzerland, where there are three
languages to swear in.—New York Sun.

 

Wonderful.
Howso—Squibbs is a great
isn’t he? .
Comso—Yes; he’s so used to saying
“we” that he always pays two car
fares.

'11,1.i'1)l‘,

The question of the propriety of rid-

' ing a wheel to church will probably

remain an open one until the Pope is-
sues a bicyclical on the subject.

 

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THE EVENING GAZETTE

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IA cATIGUARDa THE emos.

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Even to the Extent of Sacrificing Her.

Three Kittens.

It is said that a bird store in New
York hasa big Maltese cat that guards
the birds. By the door of: this bird
store there is one big cage containing
:1 hundred caularies. They sing, and
their music is carried far up the street
when the store door is opened. As
11zig11t in expected, this attracts all
tl: e stray cats in the n-eighbo1'.hood and
bcfme Miss‘ Maltese was obtained
tlicrc‘were frequent losses from the
bird cage through the cats that stole
in. One day a big black cat was
caught in the very act of hauling a
canary between the wires with her
claws.

There was but one thing to do. A

customer mentioned that he had a cat '

that liked canary birds for their song.
The cat was purchased by the bird-
storc keeper, and now there is no cat
01' dog bold enough to approach the
shop when the cat is on guard.

She knows her duties, too, and when
the door is opened awakens from her
nap and creeps to the door. She soft-
ly crouches by the side of the big bird
cage, and awaits visitors. W’oe to the
unhappy puppy that pokes his nose in
that door or the inquisitive cat that
enters to find out. what the noise is all
about.

The proudest feat of this cat was
the killing of three kittens that could
not be kept from away from the cage.
They were deposited in the back yard
of the shop in some mysterious: way.
and managed to creep in, unknown to
the proprietor. All night Miss Mal-
tese and the kittens were alone in the
shop together, and when the proprietor
opened up the shutters. next morning
his eyes rested upon a shuddering
sight. .l‘liere in the middle of the floor
lay the bodies of the three kittens,
killed after desperate conflict, and
in the corner, under the bird-
cage, huddled the Maltese cat with a
sorrowful look in her eye, as though
she would say: “I’m awfully sorry,
but I had to do it. I didn’t dare go to
sleep and leave them together.”

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John Mahoney’s Luck.
Disorderly conduct was the charge
which con fronted J ohu Mahoney when
he was arraigned at the Desplaines
stréet station.

“Where do you live?” asked the
court.

“On Fifteenth street.” responded the
prisoner.

“Nell, make it $15 and costs, then,”
said the Justice, as he wrote the
amount of. the fine opposite the prison-
er's name.

“Gosh, I’m lucky that I do not live on
Fiftieth slreet,”. Mahoney said as the
otli‘c-er led him from the prisoner’s
dock—Chicago Daily News.

No Croat Danger.

In the Criminal Court the presiding
Judge on the bench, a German asked
to be excused from jury duty.

“Why ‘2" asked the Judge.

“Well, your honor, I don’t inderstand

good English.”

“Oh. you will do,” replied the
Judge. “You won’t hear much good
English here anyhow.”- Philadelphia
Record.

Reduced to Extremities. '

“One time,” said the travelled board-
er, “I got snow-ed in on the Rocky
Mountains, and the only thing seven
of us had for two days to sus-
tain life was a half barrel of pickled
pig’s feet.”

“You were, indeed,” said the Cheer-
ful Idiot, “reduced to extremities.”—
Iudianapolis Journal.

WIT AND HUMOR.

 

“Jones does -tell some pretty tall
stories.”

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“They certainly are not short.”-—In-

dianapolis Journal.‘
A Careful Boy.

“ "reddy," said the teacher to Fred-
die Fangle, “you have spelled the Word
‘rlebbit’ with two t’s. You must leave
one of them out.” “Yes, ma’am,” re-
plied Freddy; “which one ?”—Harper‘s
Bazar.

Famlly Friend~I congratulate you,
my dear friend, on the marriage of
your daughter. I see you are gradual-
ly getting all the girls off your hands.

Old Olivebranch—~Ofi my hands—yes;
but the worst of it is I have to keep all
their husbands on their feet.

His Mother-in-Law—W'hy, what’s
the matter? You look as gloomy as a
new moon in a fog.

He—No wonder!
a colossal ass!

His Mother— —in- -Law———Well,
large. -Larks.

Bilkins called me

you are

Mrs. Boardem—How do you find the ‘

chicken soup, Mr. Boarder?

Mr. Boarder—I have no difficulty in: ‘

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co'ULo TALK ABOUT FLIES.

Dnll'Pupil Who Proved He was not 3 F001
“’hen it (lame to His Specialty.
One of the speakers at a banquet
given here recently, says the Wash-
ington Post, dwelt at some length up-

you a man’s natural aptitude to the

vocation in life he pursued. He- told
an interesting story illustrating his
meaning from one of his schoolboy
recollections, as follows: ‘

“At my first school there was a boy
to whom the teacher could not succeed
in imparting the simplest rules of e1-

ementary knowledge. Try "as she
might, her efforts were failures. Her

patience, after exhausting trials, turned
to despair One day, when he seemed
duller than usual, she sent him from
the recitation bench to his seat with

a severe reprimand, promising to rec- ‘

ommend his dismissal to the trustees.
“Shortly afterward she observed him
bending over some pursuit at his desk.
His eyes were light ed with an expres-
sion that. seemed inspiration. Anx-
ious to know the cause of this almost
miraculous transformation from sloth
that was sluggish to activity that was
life, she passed down the aisle by his
desk on some pretext that would not
disturb him, and found the cause of
his glowing study to be the examin-
ation of a fly, which he'had caught and
was examining, having dissected it
into parts. The truth dawned upon
the teacher. The boy’s mind ran to
entomology. .Ie was a born natural-
ist. -

“The teacher said nothing, but that
afternoon called up the entire class
for general recitation. The boy’s ap-
pearance was as dull as ever. ‘Boys,’
said the teacher addressing the entire
school, ‘1 want to see how far your
general powers of observation on tri-
vial subjects- go. .For instance, you
have all seen thousands of flies. Now,
I want each of you to tell me his im-
pressions of a fly.’ Beyond the fact
that a fly was a fly and had two wings
not one of the school could say any-
thing further. At the first mention of
the subject the dull boy was all aglow.

fingers. He realized his superiority.
It was his day. He told of the fly
from a general and analytical stand-
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GOOD AMERICAN MANNERS.
The Politeness, However” Evidently not
Appreciated.

It was in the elevator of the Hotel
Continental in‘ Paris—one of those
slow-going machines in which this no-
ted hotel delights. Four or five per-
sons were in the car besides the ope-
rator, who had waxed fatvin his la-
borious occupation of pulling on the
rope. One of the company was fresh
from the Ecole des Bea'ux—Arts, where,
indeed, his whole time was employed
when not engaged in the necessary
relaxation at Versailles, in the Bois,
at the café, or in other restful places
of the world’s capital. His companion
was not of this description. Among
the others were a lady and 'a gentle-
man, to the former of whom the two-
Americans had removed their hats.
But the gentleman with her made no
motion to remove his, but regarded
the company with :1 studied indiff-
erence.

“Oh,” said one of the Americans,
“it does not appear to be necessary to
remove one’s hat here,” and thereupon
clapped his on his head. The lady and
gentleman getting out at the next
floor, the elevator guard politely in"
formed the remainder of the company
that they were the Grand Duke and
Grand Duchess of Mecklenburg—Schwe—
rin, the latter being ow-n sister to the
then Imperial Autocrat of All the Bus-
sias, as I believe it was stated—Au
chitecture and Building.

Equal" to the Occafilo'n.

She was from Boston, and was on
her way to the geysers. She had ren-
dered the stage driver thoroughly un-
comfortable by throwing great chunks
of botany and geological information
at his head, and he had about reached
the determination to frighten her with
stories ofhighwaymen until she would
get inside the coach, when some
gnarled and twisted oaks attracted her
attention.

“Do you know how old those trees
are?” she asked, and was preparing to

 

 

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He holdup his hand and snapped his ‘

struction, its habits, its food, its gen— l
. results?”

eration and its propensities. The rest

of the school sat astonished. The boy '

went on and launched into a general
description of bugs and insects he had
caught in the woods.

“From that day the teacher encour-
aged his peculiar aptitude, and
troubled him no more with the rules
of grammar and arithmetic. She went
into the woods with him and helped
in his studies of nature. She brought
the attention of the school trustees to
his case, and, to make a long story
short, he was sent to Europe for study.
In Leipsic he was made moderator of
the Natural Conservatory of Science.
He held for a time an important po-
sition in the Smithsonian, at Wash
ington, D. 0., and he is now in Paris.
one of the leading entomologists of
the world.

Outside the Tent.

“Well, Mariar,” said the old man, as
he got down from the wagon seat
where he had been patiently waiting,
"did you see all the animals?”

“All“ but two,” she said with a sigh.
“I hunted the longest time, but I
couldn’t seem to find the carnivore
and the egress. I expect they was the
best part of the show, too.”—Wash-
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When he surprised her by answering
very promptly:
“Yes'm.”
“How old are they?”
“Three thousand and six years.”
“How do you arrive at such accurate

“Well, a smart young woman from
Boston what knows all about it told
me they were 3,000 years old, an’ that
was six years ago, so they must b'.‘
3,006 now—goin’ on 3,007.”—San Fran-

cisco Post.
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CAMPHo‘R' Foal-us WIFE.

l'he Farmer’s Subterfuge to Obtain Alcho-
ho] to Quench His Thirst.

There was a farmer who used to
have his occasional spree. Every one
knew his failing, and neither of the
druggists in town would sell him a
drop. One day he brought a quart
bottle into one of the apothecary
shops, with two or three big lumps of
gum camphor in the bottom. He told
the druggist that his wife wanted her
camphor bottle filled with alcohol.
The druggist filled it without suspect-
ing anything. In a week the old man
came again, and in a. little while the
third time. Finally the druggist dis-
covered fhat the “gurp camphor” was
milky quartz, picked up in the. fields,
and that the farmer had poured cam-
phor over the outside of the bottle un-
til enough had crystalized there to
look natural and smell right. The
quartz didn’t hurt the alcohol for
drinking purposes.

 

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c.lined to think that the chicken will '~_ “2,.
be able to prove an alibi—Richmond '

Dispatch.

“Sam,” said one little urchin to an-
other, the other day, “does your school-
master ever give you any rewards of
merit?” 1 "

“I s ’pose he does,” was the rejoinder;
“he gives me a licking every day, and
says I merits two.”

, Mr. Dunkley—I guess the Boswells
will be getting rig-fut into the swim
110w.

Mrs D_.—-Why?

Mr. D. " —yThe ‘ve quit paying cash for
what they buy. —C1_eveland Leader.

She: “When they hear you are go~
ing to be mau'ied, dear, won’t they
raise your salary2 He. “Fm afraid
not, darling; they have heard it so
often before.”

She (apgrily)——Wl1at do I get by
cooking for you? Nothing. lie—Dear
me, you are fortunate. I always get
Indigestion—Roxbury Gazette.

 

 

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