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The Honorable J. F. Greer, one of the
best known and most highly respected
county Judges of the State of Florida,
writes of his horrible sufferings from
Inf 1 111natory Rheumatism:
01- motor J. F. GREER, COUNTY JUDGE. }
U1 een Cove Springs, Clay Co., Fla.
Jr“ 1.1.111): Twenty-three years ago I
w as attacked with inflammatory rheumatism.
i was attended by the most eminent physician
, h the land. I visited the teat Sa1atova
" Springs, N Y., the noted Hot ‘prings of Ar-
kansas, and many other watering places,
alway s consulting with the local ph s1cians for
directions, and finally came to lo1ida, ten
years ago. About two years ago I had a severe
attack of rheumatism, was confined to my
room for twelve weeks, and during that time
was induced to tly P. Lippman’ s Great
Remedy, knéwing that each ingredient was
, good for impurities of the blood. After use-
‘ 1119: two small bottles I was relieved. At four
different times since I have had slight attacks
and each time I have taken two small bottles
of P. P. P., and ha'v e been relieved. and I con-
s1der P. P. P. the best medicine of its kind.
Respectfully, J. F. GREER.
JamesM. Newton, of Aberdeen Ohio,
I says he bought a bottle of P. P. P. at
I Hot Springs, Arkansas, and it did him
more good than three months’ treat-
ment at Hot Springs.
Rheumatism, as well as sciatica and
gout, is cured by a course of P. P. P. .,
Lippman’s Great Remedy.
P. P. P., Lippman’s Great Remedy, is
a. friend indeed to weak women. It is
a. positive and speedy cure for general
weakness and nervousness.
All skin diseases are cured by it; any~
thing from pimples to the worst cases
of eczemas succumbing to the wonder-
ful healing powers of P. P. P
Dyspepsia and indigestion in their
worst form are cured by it. As a tonic
to restore the appetite and to regain
lost vigor, it is simply marvelous.
P. P. P. is the best Spring medicine
in the world. It removes that heavy,
out-of—sorts feeling and restores you to
a condition of perfect physical health.
For Indigestion, Sick and Nervous
Headache, Sleeplessness, Nervousness,
Heart Failhre, Fever, Chills, Debility
and Kidney Diseases, take P. P. 1’.,
Lippman’s Great Remedy, the most
wonderful medicine in the world
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Residence . Mshackamo Hotel
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EACH ONE FOR ALL.
SUCCESS OF AN INTERESTING COL-
ONY OF SOCIALISTS.
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Labor Problem Solved—No Matter What
the «Work, Erich Member Receives the
Same Wages. Their Chief Business is
Publishing a Socialistic Paper.
There is in Ruskin, Tenn, a thriving
community of some two hundred souls.
It is a successful socialistic colony,
and probably the most interesting on
the continent. Its people are persons
sigh meals, who seek to carry out
in actual life the dreams of their phil-
osophy. They could be more prosper-
ous. They are happy and contented.
“Every member of this association
shall surrender his natural freedom
Which leads him to disregard the rights
of others, fpr the sake of civil or social
freedom which, being based upon the
p1inciples of right and justice, has re-
gard for his rights and the rights of
1111. ” :1
That is the corner stone of the com-
munity. Each member is an equal
stockholder in the association, and all
share exactly alike. Every member
is guaranteed employment by all. A
day’s labor is fixed at nine hours.
Every member receives exactly the
same compensation for his work, no
matter what it is; if sick his pay goes
on just the same.
There is nointerference with indi-
vidual tastes or private, religious or
domestic affairs. The association
owns all the land and means of pro-
duction and distribution, and owns all
buildings, but each member owns his
own household furniture and clothing.
Members have separate houses, but
there is a common kitchen and dining
hall. Some of the best laundry Ina-
chinerv has been put in. Schooling,
mediciite and medical attendance are
furnished free, and there is a good
school and kindergarten going, with
twenty-five or thirty children.
The people in this little ideal world
are nearly all Americans. There are
a. few Germans. They come from all
over the Union, but there are few if any
fromthe South. Ohio and Pennsylva-
m'a furnish the largest quota. Very
few come. from farms, and those who
do have lived at least for a few years
in cities, so that it can be said to be
wholly a city community.
There is no church or minister in
the place, and no official religious ser-
vices. If any one wished to start re-
ligious services there would be no 0b-
jeetion, but I doubt if it would be pos-
sible to get them officially recognized
by the association. Some of the mem-
bers are pronounced free thinkers. Al-
most all of them are bitter against
church organizations as not doing their
duty, but all of them admire Jesus
Christ and many are deeply religious.
The animating spirit of the colony is
distinctively altruistic.
Imagine a community without police
or sheriffs. Such a place is Ruskin.
There are no officials save that one
member is a notary public and another
postmaster. There is no immorality,
no thieving, no drunkenness. They
do not keep or sell liquors.
The principal business of the com-
munity is the publishing of a socialis-
tic weekly paper. This paper accepts
no advertisements and prints no news,
but it has an outside circulation of 35,-
000 copies, and on one occasion sold
an edition of 100,000. They also pub—
fish a telegraphers’ journal that has a
considerable circulation, and issue
yearly a number of books, chiefly on
socialistic topics. The authors and ed-
itors are all members of the commu~
ni-ty, and receive for their literary la-
bor precisely the same wages as wood-
choppers and farmers and stablemen.
~New York Herald.
To Preserve the Colin' of Flowers.
The natural colors of flowers may be
preserved with almost their original
brilliancy after being dried very thor-
oughly in sand. The Gardeners’
Monthly, which suggests this simple
process for manufacturing artificial
flowers, states that the most delicate
flowers can be made in this way to
look for several years as though they
had been freshly gathered. The flower
should be placed in a pan or other dish
and covered with perfectly clean dry
sand. This should be sifted over the
flower so as- not to break or bruise the
petals. Every chvink and cranny should
be filled without disturbing the natu-
ral position of the leaves. When the
pan is full, and every crevice has been
filled solidly, the flowers are allowed
to dry for several days. It is often
found efiective to warm the sand and
keep the buried flower in a warm
oven. The sand should then be re
moved, great care being taken not to
break or tear the leaves, which will be
very brittle—New York World.
_ They Shot for Hats.
A visitor in Pass Christian, Miss,
the other d'aytheard some pistol shots,
and asked a negro boy what they
meant. “011," was the reply, “them
fellows dun be shootin' fo’ hats."
“Shooting for ha ts!’ exclaimed the
visitor, “what 011 earth do you mean?”
.“Sure; d-ere is 11mm s11a11ge ’bout dat;
they’ 5 doin’ it e111 v day, ’most. theu
de train is comin’ day jes’ fires deni
shots when she gets good on de bridge.
an’ de men dey sticks dere heads out
to see what’s up, 211’ de wind jes'
takes dere hats off an’ drops ’em in
de bay. Dien d-ey rows around an'
picks ’em up. Sometimes dcy gets a
lot of ’em. Other day Josh Johnson
got seben.” “TVhat does Josh Johnson
do'besides shoot for hats 1’” was asked.
“Oh, he fish-es 2111’ does odd jobs an’
lives."—New York Tribune.
An inhabitant of Arendskerlm, in Hol-
land, has notified to the municipal re-
gistrar the birth offliis twenty-first
son.,all the others being alive and it
the enjoyment of good health.
There was no 1.
THE COCOAN UT.
n‘acts About the,;[‘ree and also of
Its Valuableli‘ruit. '
The cocoanurt is one of the most val-
uable fruits known. In its nativeln-nd
it furnishes food, shelter, clothing and
a pleasant livelihood, says an
change.
The majority of the cocoanuts used
in this country come from Cent1al
America, .-s far down a51Colombia
and the Spanish Main. Thedilferent
islands of the West Indies, especially
the Islands of Caynon and St. Andrew,
contribute large numbers. The little
island of San Bias furnishes the nut
of the heaviest meat, the handsomest
nut - and the easiest to work. The
number of them, however, is extreme-
ly small.
The only cocoanut trees in this coun-
try are in Southern Florida, but they
are insignificant in number. The
trunk of the tree is a hard, firm wood,
and is used largely for building pur-
poses, wharves, dams and bridges.
The cocoahut is singularly worm-
proof. There is, however, one worm,
a kind of borer, which attacks the tree
itself. It starts from the ground, and
works its way up through the middle
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of the tree (where the sap runs), and -
eventually kills the tree. The leaves
of the cocoanut tree are like palm
leaves, fifteen feet bug.
The blossoms and buds are treated
by the natives to produce a liquid
called arrack, which is very intoxicat-
ing. The tree grows from fifty to 150
years, and yields every year about 100
nuts. There are on one tree at the
same time buds. blossoms and fruit
ripe and green and in all stages of rip-
ening. The fruit dlops off at night. A
pulled nut is worthless. The milk in-
side of it turns sour shortly afterwmd
and becomes green. Brushes are made
of the fiber of the trees. The cocoa-
nut wood takes a, very fine polish, and
is largely used for floors, being pol-
ished with the husk of the nut and a
little beeswax. The nut in its native
state is soft, tender and spongy.‘ To
take off the shell when the nut is per-
fectlv fresh is very easy. —Philadelphia
Press. .
COST OF SPECIAL TRAINS.
Fixed Rates are About One hnd One-Half
, Dollars a Mile.
Special trains are readily provided to
meet any emergency—such as illness,
business necessities, or the unexpected
delay of public entertainers and opera
companies. In addition, there are
numerous other occasions of almost
daily occurrence where special trains
are contracted for in advance to be
used by parties making trips to con-
ventions 01' other events, or for pleas-
ure. Although circumstances, such as
the amount of trouble experienced in
securing the necessary rolling-stock and
in arranging to keep other train-s out of
the way of the special, often must gov-
ern the cost of special trains requested
upon short notice, railroads have a
fixed rate of about one and one-half
dollars per mile for a single car and
engine. For an unusual distance a. re-
duction is made in the cost, in that in-
stance averaging one dollar. Where a
number of persons desire a special,
whether a “rush” order or requested in
advance, the cost is equal to the full
fare to the destination for as many as
the train could accommodate with c0m-
fort. If ' the number in the party
equals this number then the expense
for each passenger is what the trip
would ordinarily cost on a regular
train. If the number falls short, of
course the deficiency must be made up.
For a short haul the rate is naturally
raised to two and onevhalf dollars to
three dollars per mile.
He Acted Upon the Postscript.
Miss Bessie Chandler, the writer of
stories and verses for children, is a
daughter of Commodore Chandler, of
the Navy. At one time they had in
their family a little negro—boy, who
was not very industrious, and who
spent his Spare time idling about the
rooms where the ladies sat. The 111-
dies would puzzle their wits to keep‘
the boy at work. One day Mrs. Chan-
dler was busy, and sent Johnny into
the adjoining room. “You maytake
your slate and pencil,” she said, “and
write me a letter.” The boy obeyed.
By-anid—by there came a shrill call—
“Please, missus, I’se got it wroted. It
says, ‘Dear Missus—Kin I go down. to
the tennis-court and see them play ten-
nis? Respectfully yours, Johnny.’ 1”
Mrs. Chandler was not willing to spare
him yet. so she _1eplied, “Oh, well,
write me a moon) 1111!” Again there
was silence, so prolonged that finally
she went into the room to investigate.
- The slate
-3 upward She
g l first read out,
and undernea ' it was this addition—
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quality is: arses with re After a
walrus has been killed. the natives,-
wlth the 11:11- of rude 5 {ac-1's, proceed
to pull out each sepa hair. -After
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ZUNI BREADMAKERS
FOOD MADE FOR WARRIORS AND
HUNTERS GOING ON LONG TRIPS.
Called Paper Bread—Is Baked ‘in One
Long Strip and Folded Like‘ the Leaves
of a lilagazlne—The Women" take Great
Pride in Making One'Unbrokeu Sheet.
“During a residence at _Zuni, the lar-
gest of the Indian pueblos, in North-
western New Mexico, I have often
watched the mothers and daughters of
the tribe at their interesting work of
making haiwe, or ‘paper-bread,’ ” says
a writer in the Woman’s Home Com-
panion. “They use a‘basis of either
corn1or wheat, which is often boiled
in advance to make it‘more tender, and
is then ground on much’the sa-me’ prim~
itivestyle of stone hand-mill as that
used in old Mexico. * * * After
the maize 0f wheat has been once
ground through the hand-mill, it is
passed through the same operation at
least once more, to make it still finer,
and then it is mixed into a very thin
batter in an 011a, or decorated water
jar, fashioned from clay, fired and
painted by the women pottery makers
of the tribe, who are wonderfully adept
in the pottelr's art, and that of decora-
tion in striking and yet tasteful de-
signs.
“If our flour prepared for the baking
be of wheat the bread will be of a
bluish tint, and if of corn, whiter.
while the preparation has been. made
above, the wood-fed flame burning
in the fireplace of the stone
or concrete house, there ‘ has
been slowly heating a slab of stone,
the upper surface of which is
smooth and oily by long use in making
haiwe. Kneeling before the hot stone,
when all is ready, the Indian woman
dips her hand into the jar of batter at
her side and then swiftly sweep-s that
dripping member over the face of the
tablet, leaving a broad veneer of liquid
dough, which thoroughly bakes in a
for; seconds. Catching the thin edge
of the sheet of bread by the fingers of
the other hand, she peels it almost off
the smooth stone by one dextrous jerk,
leaving one edge still attached. Giv-
ing another sweep of her now freshly
battered palm, she joins the two sepa-
rate sheets into one by slightly over-
lapping the adhering film with the
fresh application. The double opera-
tion of smearing and peallng continues
in swift succession, and by the method
described there is no break in the long
strip of bread, which falls in ever-
lengthening folds by the side of the
panadera as she works. A Zuni wom-
an takes great pride in her ability to
show the entire baking in one' unbrok<
on sheet, no matter how long she may
continue. When finished, the long bolt
of bread is folded much after the fash-
ion of the leaves of an uncut maza-
zine, and is then tightly rolled, that it
may not dry. In this manner it is kept
in a state of preservation for future
use, for it is seldom baked for imme-
diate consumption.
“This ‘paper—bread’ is not used for
ordinary household purposes, but is
baked when a party of warriors or
hunters are making ready for a long
trip into the wilds, or when someone is
departing on an extended journey.”
Pine Nuts.
A small buff-colored nut called the
pignon is the fruit of a species of pine
tree, a native of Upper California, and
its healthful food qualities are greatly
appreciated by California and Oregon
Indians.
It is a little nut about an inch in
length, and is rather three-sided, a tri-
fle longer than round. The hard thick
shell would sorely tax one’s patience,
and it surely would be difficult to get
the sweet edible kernal free from out-
side entanglement; .but, as the shell
matures, a slight crack appears upon
one side, allowing entrance for the
blade of a pen-knife or nut-pick, and,
presto! the walls of the little brown
house fall apart—a small white kernel
is discovered, enveloped in a thin- film
of gauzy brown. A moSt surprising
number of nuts are found in one con-e:
this, however, does not appear so mar-
velous when one takes into account the
actual size of the cone, measuring, as
is often the case, a foot in length and
seven hundred inch-es in diameter, hay"
in-g fully two hundred scales, in each
of which lie two seeds, so that in-a per-
fectly fertile cone a harvest of four
hundred pretty brown nuts may be
counted on. The yield from a single
tree is often enormous—Harper’s Ba:
zar.
The Cunning Reynard.
Southey’s stdry is of a tame fox at
Bridgewater, which had been broughl
up from a cub to run in the wheel as
a turn-spit. One day, however, his
vagabond instincts proved too much
for him, and he deteimined to take
a holiday. The fies 11pots of his Egy pl
were a dust and ashes to his palate
compared with the chi: kens of his own
selectign. Unfortunately he c1110 0 thd
hunting seaSOn for his excursion, and
soon came in contact with his heredi-
tary persecutors He evidently de
termined to give them a good run, foi
he took them twice thiough :1 st1ea1n
after a“ grand ci1'cu1nbendibus, wli-icl
involved a chase of nearly thirty miles
he made his way back with hounds it
full cry, and re-enteriug the kitchen
resumed operations in the wheel \vitl
as much unconcew as though he had
never left it. The fat cock. with whoni
he was a great favorite, succeeded in
beating the hounds off till the arrival
of the huntsman, who 1111111351er as-
sisted in saving a life, 111111.11, if so
gacity and ingenuity be viilues, w e1
deserved to be spaied. —English Illus
truted Magazine.
One hundred and twenty stokers are.
required to feed the furnace of a first.
class Atlantic steanie‘r.
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z'For clothes, dishes, and all A
cleaning purposes, IVORINE WASHING-
POWDER' is matchless. ’
The splendid cake of Toilet Soap in every package is the delight of
the wliole'family. .
THE 11- B. WILLIAMS 00..
Makers of Williams Famous Shaving Soaps.
Write for catalogue of choice premiums.
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DOG THAT CAN TEST METALS.
Silver Tip Knows Good Money from Bad
Every Time.
No bank teller, crook or populist in
Iowa has a truer instinct for real,
genuine, 16 to 1 cart-wheel silver dol-
lars than has a Rock Rapids dog call-ed
Silver Tip. Silver Tip is tan-colored
and weighs about ten pounds. All of
his two years of life he has been the
property of Landlord Barber, of the
Lyon Hotel, at Rock Rapids, but it is
only within the last year that his pow-
er of immediate insight into the na-
ture of metals has become known to
his owner, says the Chicago Times-
Herald.
The way Tip manifests his powers,
as his owner puts it, is as follows: If
one takes a pile of coins the size of an
American dollar—say a trade dollar, a
\Iexican dollar, aofive- franc piece and
some counterfeit dollars—and puts one ‘
,geuuine dollar nice
11 the center of
the pile, Tip will rummage around
among them for an instant and then
snatch the good coin' and proceed to
take care of it in approved dog fash-
ion to an accompaniment of growls
and bites. 01' if one rolls a coin alon:r
the floor, Tip can tell every time
whether it is good stud to be chased. I
Tip never makes a. mistake, and
there isn’t a bit of doubt about his
powers. He has been tested by Chi-
cago business men and by committees
of Iowa scientists. He gets no human
help in his work. The good coin is
not marked in any peculiar way for
his benefit, neither is it scented. Any
one can use his own coin in the ex-
periment. Nor does Tip’s powers de-
pend on signs from, his master. The
latter leaves the room without detract-
ing from the dog’s ability in the least.
Mr. Barber has refused all offers
for the purchase of Tip.
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A Curious W’ooden Watch. W
The most curious timekeeper, per-'
h-aps, that has ever been made in this
country, was the work of one Victor
Doriot, who lived in Bristol,
about twenty years ago.
as nothing more nor less than a
wooden watch. The case was made of
briar root, and the inside works, ex-
cept three of the main wheels and the
springs (which were of metal) were
made from a piece of old boxwood
rule. The face, which-was polished
until it looked like a slab of finest
ivory, was made from the shoulder
blade of an old cow that had been
killed by the cars. “Doriot’s queer
watch,” as it was called, was an open-
faccd affair, with a glass crystal, and
was pronounced a fine piece of work
by all the watchm-akers in East Ten-
nessee.
_ Bridal TVreaths.
The bridal wreath is usually formed
in Germany of myrtle branches; in
France and England, of orange blos-
soms; in Italy and French Switzer-
land, of white roses; in Spain, of red
roses and pinks; in the islands of
Greece, of vine leaves; in Bohemia, of
ros‘cmary; in» Germ-an Switzerland, of
a crown of artificial flowers.
SAVE YOUR LIFE.
By using “THE NEW GREAT SOUTH
AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE.” This
new remedy is a great surprise on ac-
count of its exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in the Kidneys. Bladder
and Back in male or female. It re-
lieves retention of water, and pain in
passing it alm0st immediately. Save
yourself by using this marvelous cure.
Its use will prevent fatal consequences
in almost all cases by its great altera-
tive and healing powers. Sold by E. P.
Weed, Druggist, Norwalk, Conn.
MIKE PERFORMED, HIS DUTY.
And Jo Jefl‘orson was not Allowed to
Continue His Morning Nap. '
A number of years ago Joe Jefferson
played a, one-night engagement in a
mall Indiana town, appearing in his
favorite part of Rip Van Winkle. , In
the hotel in which he stayed was an
Irishman, “recently landed,” who act-
ed as porter and general assistant.
Judged by the deep and serious int-er-
est which he took in the house, he
might have been clerk, lessee and pro-
prietor rolled into one. At about six
o’clock in the morning Mr. Jefferson
was startled by a violent thumping on
his door. When .he struggled into _
consciousness, and realized that he
had left no “call” at the office, he was
naturally indignant. But his sleep was
Tenh., ‘
This oddity .
spoiled for that" morning, so he arose,
and soon after appeared before the
clerk. “See here,” he demanded of
that individual, “ why was I called at
this linear hly hour. ‘?’_’ “I don’t know,
. sir,” answered the clerk. “I’ll ask
: Mike.” The Irishman was according-
i ly summoned. Said the clerk: “Mil-2e,
there was no ca 11 for Mr. Jefferson.
I Why did you disturb him?" Taking
i the clerk by the lapel of the coat, the
. Hibernian led him to one side, and
i said in a mysterious whisper: “He' ,
i were shnoring loike a horse, sor; and
iI’d heerd the b’ys saying something
I about how he were once afthc: shlap—
I ing for twinty years, so Oi says to
, mcselif, ‘Moike, it’s a-coming onto ’im
1 again, and it’s yer juty 'to get the
cravthur out 0’ our house instantly!’ ”
More Official Tyranny. '
“Thor’s somethin' in this hyar pa-
.,per Josiah, about a Gover ’ment bureau
' for the Indians,” observed Mrs. H-ay
seed. 1
“Ha!” came from Josiah, accompa-
I nied by an angry snort. “Another ex-
: pense to be saddled onto the sufferin’
taxpayers of this tax-ridden land! An«
other scheme for extortin’ the dollars
from the pockets of the downtrodden
|people! Of course thet blamed gang
0’ snv ages out West must hev a bu‘
- reau. They couldn’t manage to git
along without it. A bureau is neces-
sary to their heathenish happiness,
and so this hy-ar Gover’ment stepsin
an’ gives them a bureau tobe paid for
by the chaps who earnrtheir bread by
the sweat 0’ their brow. Oh, yes;,the
Indians must hev a. bureau, while I,
J osish Hayseed, a citizen an’ a tax-
payer, hev to pay my share toward
gittin’ it fer them, Qn’ I’m oblceged to
content myself with a six by eight
lookin’ glass an’ a dry goods box. Dod
rot sech a dod blanked country, any-
how!”——New York Journal.‘
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of two green reporters, Englishmen,
who were sent by the city editor of a
certain newspaper to a suburban town
to write up the burning of an orphan
asylum. Late that night, when the
news editor was wondering why no
“copy” about the fire was coming by
- wire, a telegraph messenger rushed in
and handed him a dispatch He opened
it and read:
“Dear Sir: We are here. What shall
we do?”
It was signed by the names of the
two men sent to write up the fire.
The neWs editor made a few'remarks
which, while they wererappropriate to
the occasion, would not look well in
print; then he wrote on a telegraph
blank this brief message:
. “Find out where the .fire is hottest
and jump in.”
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