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Evening gazette, Tuesday, May 18, 1897 · page 7

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He is now Cured, and He Thanks God
and P. P. P., Lippman’s Guest Rem-
edy, For It.

Mr. George Briggs, of Moore, Okla,
suffered almost indescribable torment

for three long years. N euraloua held
him captive. The right side of his face
, was so badly affected that the slightest
touch would cause the unfortunate
man intense agony. For several weeks
he could open his mouth just wide

enough to be fed with liquid nourish:

ment, and 1n this manner life was sus-_

tained. Read the following extract

from his letter: “Truth is stranger

than Fiction.”

NEURALGIA, CATARRH AND RHEUMA-
TISM COMPLETELY CURED.

George Brig gs, of Moore, Oklahoma,
writes that P. P. P., Lippman’ s Great
Remedy, cured him of catarrh, facial
neuralgia and rheumatism, after three

» years of intense suffering. The pain
lay in his cheek bone and temple, down
the right side of his face, along his
upper lip, and from the slightes utouch
he suffered agonies for weeks at a time.
Could only open his mouth wide enough
to admit a teaspoon, and any acid in
his food would put him in torture. He
had a consultation of the best physi-
cians in Texas, but all to no purpose.

Catarrh and rheumatism were also
causing him much trouble, until he
tried P. P P. He says he is well and
will swear that the1e are no cases of
neuralgia, catarrh and rheumatism,
no matter how chronic or how old the
cases are, that P. P. P. will not make
a. total cure of.

M1. Briggs winds up his testimony
by saying he thanks God and 0m med-
icine, P. P. P. , Lippmans Great Rem-
edy, for the great cure.

Kidney troubles, if neglected bring
about serious and. painful and very
often fatal results. P. P. P removes
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A MAN OF GENIUS.

Captain John Walker sat alone in
his quarters, reading a tremblingly
scrawled [note that sent old memories
surging thickly through his brain and
dimmed for an instant the gleam of
his fearless blue! eyes, and caused his
strong teeth to close more fiercely on
the stem of his briar wood pipe.

“My dea1 old J sick The thought has
come upon me—now, as I lie here, with
the night swiftly coming on—that I
must w1ite to you—that I must see
you. If you will come to me—if you
will look with those dear, honest eyes
into mine—if you will hold my hand,
and tell me that you have learned to
forget and forgive all the muddle—all
the dreams; if you will whisper that
you have learned to pity the d1eamer,
I think I can be happy even now. But
you must not think that I love him the
less; it is never that. I want you
both to be friends; and I want to talk
to you, for the last time. It' cannot
matter now, dear Jack, I am dying.
Will you come?—Eva.”

Captain John Walker crushed the
note in his hand, and sprang up, with
a sob smothered" in his throat.

“Dying!———Eva dying! my little Eva!
And she wants to see me. I wonder
where that mooncy idiot of a husband
is; writing more of those eternal
lyrics, that will never be published,
save by the medium of obscure sub-
scription. It’s a-lucky thing the fel-
low had money of his own, or they
would have starved long since. Dying!
It’s too awful—it’s—'Hére, Childcrs, get
my things together; I’m going out of
town. And look out for the next train
—an-d ask Lieutenant North to see me
at once—and hurry up.”

The man of war had taken up a lost
and broken thread of seven years
back, merely to find that it .ravelled
out in his fingers after all, and left
his eager hands empty. For he had
come to the woman as her tired eyes
were closing on the great mystery men
call life. He had stood, silent and
baffled, and helpless beside the
one woman who had ever
brought any softer rays of beauty
into his stern life—had stood
there, in awe and despair of that relent-
less, unseen power which was slowly
creeping in to snatch her from him.
And, when the end had come, and he
had loosened her fingers from his own,
and had kissed the calm lips that
never more should breathe his name,
and had staggered from the room,
Captain John W'alker treasured in his
heart the remembrance of a pair of
wistful, dying eyes—some half-dozen
broken sentences—and added them to
the memories of seven long yea-rs be-
fore, and was grateful.

But now, he stood in another room.
looking out moodily through the long
French windows, at an old-world gar-
den—thinking, perchance, of how often
that dainty figure now so still in the
darkened upper room, had fiitted
through it during the seven years that
were gone. The afternoon sunlight
streamed in full upon him as he stood
there, while on the further side of the
room, in- the shadow, there paced rest-
lessly to and fro, with hands clasped
behind his back, and head bent, the
figure of the husband—Maitland
Kearsley.

A tall, thin man, with stooping shoul-
ders, and long hair falling untidily
upon the collar of his velvet coat; a
man who had doubtless at one time
been handsome. Even now his fea-
tures were fine, and regular; but their
expression was marred by a look of
peevish ill-humor that had furrowed
the high forehead, and ‘left deep inden-
tations about the rather large month.
When he spoke—as he did now, with-
out stopping in his restless movement
to and fro—his voice was high and
rasping, with a peculiarly irritating
drawl in his tones.

The captain turned his head slow-
ly, with raised eyebrows, and looked
at theltall figure pacing to and fro;
not without some contemptuous won-
derment. He had turned his head
again and was looking moodily out of
the window when Ithe'door was sud-
denly thrust open, and a childish voice
broke the silence of the room.

“I will know—I will know!”
the voice passionately. “No one will
tell me; they only shake their heads
and cry and turn away. And,l1er door
is locked, and they will not let me in,
and she does not hear me when I call
‘0 her. Father, what have they done
vith her?”

The captain turned and saw a
tuidy, velvet- clad boy—a mere child
5f some six years—standing in the
middle of the room. There was a des-
1erate earnestness about the little fig-
11-0, and yet, withal, a. sense of timid
'eluctance, as though he stood in
some place to which he was denied,
..hat touched the man of war. rThere
was something else, too, that touched
him and startled him even. more than
that. It was in the childish face.
iiushed and tear-stained and eager; it
was so like that other face that the un-
seen power had touched, and claimed,
and stilled forever—so like, and yet so
unlike. The fair hair was massed about
his face in the same picturesque cou-
Eusion; the same ‘dark eyes were
here. Only his face was young and
fresh, and hopeful; the other, as-the
captain had seen it last, might have
been all these in- some for off time, but
had been then but a shadowy picture,
fast dimming. Probably the captain
remembered only the far-off time.

Maitland Kearsley stopped in his
walk and faced the boy petuluntly.
stamping his foo-t like an irritable
:liild. _

“You little barbarian!” he burst
:ut; ,. “11.0w daresyou come in here?
40 away at once, sir! I’ll have‘ you
aeut away to school. '

“I won’t go away,”
‘l’ll stop here until you tellmc where
momma is. She was always lonely

 

-trick—I know it- was.

cried,

wrote a curt note,

, have,

said the child. .

 

when 'I was away from her. They
sent me away this morning; it was a
I won’t go un-
til you tell me.”

The captain was about to speak,
when Kearsley, with a harsh cry,
caught up a stick that stood in a cor-
ner and rushed at the child. The lit-
tle fellow did not move, but the cap-
tain sprang forward and caught the
father’s uprnised arm and twisted the
stick from his grasp and sent the poet
reeling backward some paces.

“W’hat are you doing, man?” he
cried hotly, flinging the stick from
him. “Would you beat .a. child like
that. "”

“Yes, I would,” almost sna1led the
othei. “I have told him a. thousand
times over not to enter this room. I
will not be disturbed at any time.

“You discard all else—even your
dead wife’s boy?” said the captain
slowly. “And behave like a wild
beast to him when he comes to you in
his loneliness and misery.”

“What of that?” exclaimed the oth-
er, pacing the room. “I tell you, sir,
that I owe a duty to posterity—my art,
my poetry

“You owe a duty to her child, man!”
cried the captain angrily. “Your poet-
ry! Good God, man—have you lived
with the Muses so long and never
learned the sanctity, the beauty, the
poesy of the soul of a little child?”

Mr. Maitland Kearsley was stag-
gered. He paused in his restless walk-
ing to and fro, and faced the soldier
somewhat sullenly.

“I have yet to learn that you have
the right to teach me my duty, sir,”
he said. “What do you want?” .

\Vith a sudden? resolve in his heart
Captain John Walker faced the other.

“I want you to let me take the boy
with mic—now, at once—for a holiday.
A house of death. is no place for 'him;
let him go away with me, and forget.
He’s a their little chap—I like him—
and”—this with something of an ef-
fort—“I suppose he is rather trouble-
some to you at times.” ‘

“It seems quite extraordinary—I—
suppose it’s very good of you—I don’t
quite understand. But, yes—yes—take
him if you like, by means; I should
send him away, in any case. Take
him away, certainly.” He glanced at
his writing table and moved toward it.
“I—I am busy—very busy. Many new
and delightful thoughts are surging in
upon me. Yes—take him away.”

The captain had put his arm about
the child, and had bent to him, with a
whispeied w01d, and he now silently
diew the boy from the room, the child-
1le eyes, so like those other eyes, look-
ing up at him trustingly.

With that day began a new life for
Captain John Valker—a life that had
as its guiding force the child of his
dead love. The boy and the man were
inseparable; the boy absolutely hap-
py with one who understood and loved
him; the man a warmer-hearted, more
charitable being for the thought of
the sunny-faced, merry-eyed boy who
clung to him. The father was a for-
gotten quantity. The child was taught
to swim, to ride, "to be absolutely fear-
less—and to obey the captain’s own
strict code of duty.

“Understand, Jack," the captain had
said, with a grave finger upraised, “if
ever I find that you have done a mean
or cruel action, or ever allow any one
to lick you without fighting until you
couldn’t stand, or ever funked any-

 

,thing, or ever told a. lie, or ever brag-

ged, or been anything but a gen-tle-
man, I’ll send you back to your father.
That will. be the only place for'you.”

The warning was scarcely needed;
the boy was all even the honest sol-
dier could have desired. But, in course
of time, Mr. Maitland Kearsley came
to have a curious feeling in» regard to
his absent ofisprilng. It was not love.
He had no real affection for the boy;
it was rather an indefinite feeling of
wounded vanity—a petulant surprise
that the boy should have no wish to
return to him.

“I do not believe in. afiectiovn,” he
murmured to himself once. “All-ab-
sorbing passion, that sweeps a man’s
soul with it, is another thing—a wor-
shipful quantity. The domestic af-
fection-s are made up of a mundane de-
sire for creature comforts and suste-
nance, for the most part, assisted by
a mistaken sense of duty. But I hoped
that the child would have been drawn
by the intellectual side of my char-
acter, and would have becomea spe-
cies of disciplg: to me. I am surprised
that he should cling to that'terribly

. brusque, commonplace soldier.”

His thoughts found expression in a
letter, suggesting to the captain that
the boy’s holiday had been sufficiently
prolonged, and asking that he should
be sent home.
tain John Walker consulted his solici-
tor, laying before him the whole story.
There was, of course, but one answer;
the child must be given up. The cap:
tain impatiently told the man of law
that he was an ass and strode out of
the office. But he, nevertheless,
informing Mr.
Maitland Kearsley that he would
bring the boy down on. a certain day;
he felt that there was nothing else to
be done. So it happened that on the
very day in question Captain John
Walker stood in the poet’s house, with
a very white face, and with the child
clinging to him, while the poet stood,
watching the pair, with something of
a triumphant smile about the corners
of his mouth. ,

“In obedience to you-r request, Kears-
ley, I have brought the boy back
again. I will not say anything ‘of my
own feelings in the matter; I have
learned to love him very dearly,
that is outside the question; you
of course, the right.” He
stoop-ed and kissed the bright hair of
the boy who clung ‘to him. “Jack—g0
to your father, my boy.”

The 'boy glanced up at himvfor a mo-

ment, and. then with quiyering lips,
isn't-.111 Kearslcy. But.

walked“ Slowly

In his simplicity, Cap--

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TH E E v E N 1' N Gr GEAZE T-TT E

he suddenly burst into a passion of
weeping, and, flinging himself! on the
£1001, sobbed as though his heart would
break. The captain was turning
away, with dimIeyes, when the sound
of Kearsley’s voice arrested him,
speaking in querulous tones. .

“You frightful child!” he was saying,
“get Up from there! You know I can’t
bear scenes of this description; they
are so absurdly theatrical. You’re a
most ungrateful little beast; a few
thrashings will do'you all the good in
the world. They’ve made :1 fool of
you, since you’ve been away.”

He stooped and caught the boy
roughly by the shoulder and dragged
him to his feet. Captain John Walker
wheeled round and shouted:

“Let the child alone! Come here
Jack!” Then, as the trembling boy
ran to him, and was encircled by his
arm, he spoke again, and his words
rang out in the silence of the room
like pistol shots. “No, Malt-land Kears-
ley, I’m damned if you dc! I love the
child, and I won’t leave him, here, or
anywhere else, to be the victim of
your blows—of your childish ill-tem-
per. I think I’m more to him than
you will ever be or ever have been,
and, law or no law, I’ll keep him—by
the Lord, I will! Keep back, man, or

I’ll break your own cowardly stick:

over that addled head of yours yet.
Come Jack;. you and me hold togeth-
er until you tire of me.”

’* * It #

'Maitland 'Kearsley has decided not
to trouble further about his unnatural
child. To a friend, of kindred tastes,
he recently confided the fact that he
had been bitterly disappointed in the
boy. “In fact,” he added, “I have
abandoned all thoughts of him. His
mother was a most worthy woman,
but a terrible Philistine, and the boy
follows in her u'nhallowed steps. More
than that, he has shown that he has a
decided preference for the common-
place.”

SOWING SEED WITH ARTILLERY.‘

A Rocky Crag was thus Successfully
Planted with Trees.

Alexander Nasmyth. the landscape
painter, was a man fruitful in expe-
dients. The Duke of Athol consulted
him as torsome improvements which
he desired to make in his woodland
scenery near Dunkeld. Among other
things, a certain rocky crag needed to
be planted with trees, to relieve the
grim barrenness of its appearance.
The question was how to do it, as it
was impossible for anyman to climb
the crag in order to, set seed or plants
in the clefts of the rock. A happy
idea occurred to Nasmyth. Having
observed in front of the castle a. pair
of small cannon, it occurred to him to
turn them to account. A number of
tin canisters-.were filled with all sorts
of suitable tree seeds. The cannon
were loaded and the canisters were
fired against the high face of the rock.
Th‘ey burst and scattered the seed in
all directions. Some years after Nas-
mythwas delighted to find that his
scheme of planting byartillery had
the trees were
flourishing in all the recesses of the
cliff.

HE SAT ON THE CASE.

And Was Perfectly Sure That Life was Ex.
tinct When He Got Up.

A very ignorant but well-to-do citi-
zen from the backwoods was elected
Coroner of a small county. A few
days after his election he amazed the

 

ordinary by asking that functionary to

point out his duties for him. “Why,”
said the ordinary, “when a man drops
dead, or is killed by an engine, or
blown up with dynamite, you simply
impanel a jury and sit on him, and
then render a verdict.” “That’s jest
What I done two hours ago,” said the
Coroner, “an’ the citizens air kickin’!”
“Kickin’ about what?” “The man
what I sot on.” “Well?” “Well, you
see, hit was this way. He drapped by
the railroad thar, an’ hollered out,
‘Boys, I’m dead!’ ” "Well?” “I wuz
standin’ in three feet of him, and ’as
he hollered them. ~words I jumped
him.” “Jumped him?” “I mean I sot

-on him—jest like the coroners air re-

quired by law; as I weigh right smart,
he kep pur-ty quiet after I landed!”
“But he was dead before you reached
him, wasn’t he?” “That’s whar the
question comes in! Ain’t but one thing
erbout it that’s shore an ’certain, an’
that is—he wuz dead when I got up !”-
Atlanta Constitution.

The Railroad Man’s Condition.

Among a batch of stories attributed
to President Lincoln is the following
good one on President Tyler. “During
Mr. Tyler’s incumbency of the office
he arranged to make an excursion in
some direction, and sent his son ‘Bob’
to arrange for a special train. It hap-
pened that the railroad superintendent
was a strong Whig. As such he had
no favors to bestow on the President,
and informed ‘Hob’ that his road did
not run any special trains for the
president. ‘What,” said. “Bob,” ‘did
you not furnish a special train for the
funeral of President Harrison ‘2’ ‘ Yes,’
said the superintendent, ‘and if you’ll
bring your father in that condition you
shall have the best train on the road.’ ”

 

 

Took an Electric Light to Bed.

A Lynchburg drummer nearly caused
a serious conflagration at one of the
leading hotels in St. Louis the other
night.
took an incandescent light, which had
a long connection to it, in his room,
wrapped a bed sheet around it, and
placed it in the foot of the bed to keep

 

his feet warm. He was awakened

some hours afterward by smoke and
roasted feet. The light had set fire to
his bed, which wus'in full blaze, and
was extinguished after much difficul-

‘ty. The globe to the light had become
.soft and plastic from the heat and‘as-

sumed an almost flat. shape. -—St. Louis
Globe Democmt.

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The weather was cold, and he-

 

 

 

CAKE OF TOILET SOAP IN EVERY PACKAGE.

 

 

COLORED PEOPLE. IN EUROPE.

Treated with llIore Consideration There

Than in This Country.

“One of the objections raised against
the proposed admission of a colored ca-
det to the Naval Academy has amused
me,” said a New Yorker who passes
every Summer abroad. “It has been
said that a colored officer in the navy
would subject his fellow ofiicers to
humiliation in foreign ports. As a. mat-
ter of fact, the color line is not drawn
in England and in France as it is here.
At the English inn where ~I stayed for
a month last summer a colored man,
really a black fellow, was seated be-
side me at the table. When the cut
of beef was served it was offered to
this colored man first, and then it was
served to me. Now, I am a Southerner
by birth, and I went to the proprietor
of the hotel and objected. He told’me
if I didn’t like it I might go. He said
that he made no distinction in color. I
changed my seat and remained, for the
hotel was really a good one.
Paris I went to the opera one night

' and saw in a box two well-dressed

white women accompanied by three ne-
groes. It was a respectable party, and
during the evening several of the oth-
er occupants of boxes dropped in to
shake hands with the colored men.
Such a spectacle in New York would
interrupt the Opera. As a matter of
fact, these colored men were men of
means and good social standing in
Paris. I am not saying that colored
men should be admitted to the Naval
Academy, but I do say that if they be-
come officers they will meet with more
consideration in England and France
than they Will in this country.”—New
York Sun.
Forgot to Wear Trousers.

A certain noble lord, who shall be
nameless, during his journey north on
a political mission, changed his cos-
tume for a full Highland “rig-out,” in-
tending it as a delicate‘compliment to
the land of the kilt. But when he
looked at himself in the glass he found
that the tailor had cut his kilt too
short; so he made up his mind to put
on evening dress.

He changed his upper garments
and then sat down for a few mo-
ments to study his speech. This set
him to sleep. He awoke with a start,
only to find himself running into the
station. Forgetting what happened,
he thrust on his hat, and appear-ed at
the window bowing, and this was how
he was dressed:

He had a full Highland costume as
far as his waist; above were a white
shirt and swallow-tailed coat, and the
entire edifice was crowned with a
chimney-pot hat, upon which he sat
down without noticing it. ' His lord-
ship’s horror when he stepped upon
the platform and felt the keen wind
cutting his bare legs changed to abso-
lute agony when his valet appeared,
scrambling out of the Carriage with a
pair of trousers in his hands, waving
them wildly and exclaiming: “My
lord, my lord, you’ve forgotten these.”
——London Telegraph. , ,3 - .

A Methodlcal Maid.

The anecdote of the woman whoSe leminent scientist,

husband asked her to hide the latch-
key under the door-mat, so that he
might find it on his return at night,
and who, to make things doubly sure,
stuck a card back of the bell plate, on
which was written so that it could be
easily seen in the llamplight, “The
latch-key is‘under- the mat,” was prob-
ably a mere fabrication. .

Nevertheless, a lady tOIdJl story of
her maid at "dinner the other evening,
veiy much like one. The mistress was
stopping at a hotel. and expecting to
be out late, told the maid not to wait
but to leave the key of her trunk and
jewel box in the pocket of one of her
gowns hanging up in the closet (deem-
ing that a safe place), and that she
Would put away her things herself.
On. her return she“, onnd a placard
pinned on her cushio eon which was
written:

“I have left the keys of the trunk .

and jewel box in the pocket of your
green walking ‘dress, which is hanging
up in the closet.” ‘

The Average Life of a Wheel.

“What is the. average ‘life"of a
wheel? is a question often asked. The

 

bicycle, although an extremely delicate

piece of mechanism, will last for many
years, even though its first owner may
keepjt only a season, if it receives but
ordinary care. But long life for a
wheel can only be assured by careful
attention. The cyclist who wipes his
or her bicycle on returning from every
spin, and cleans it, or has it cleaned
thoroughly, say oncea month, and lub-
ricates it properly at stated intervals,
will find that the machine will not only
last longer, but .the rider will derive
more benefit from its use and experi-
ence fewer mishaps than would be the
case if the machine be left to take care
of itself.

Later in '

CARE oF THE HANDSP. '7

Special Care Should be Taken with the
Hands of Growing Children.

No woman of refinement will disre-
gard the appearance of her hands, b61
cause these useful members are a}-
ways in evidence, and cannot be. over-
looked in the general estimate of h‘g}:
appearance. To a certain extent the
care which a woman takes of hér
hands indicates her character. Con~
trary to the popular impression, Soft,
white hands a1e_ difficult to attain, be—
cause nothing of value is procured
without effort.

Red, puffy hands are often caused
“by wearing gloves which are too small
or fasten too tightly. .

The best gloves to wear are those of
animal skin, such as kid, buckskin and
doeskin. The , hands should be ex—
posed to the sun and winds as little as
possible, and hot water is sure to in-
jure any skin, be it on hands or face.
Lifting heavy objects, excessive bicy-
cle practice and wearing rings too
small inevitably result in disfigureé
ments.

Paients should take special pains to
care for the hands of their growing
children, for early neglect often de-
stroys the possibility of future excel-
lence. In order to acquire a soft,
white hand, great care must be ob-
served in the selection of preparations
and toilet soaps. Nothing exceeds the
quality of pure olive soap of' Spanish
make; all highly colored and very fra-
grant sodps should be avoided. .Vio-
lent hand shaking is detrimental to
the‘ hand, and is avoided by many peo-
ple in public life. George Washington
at public receptions always stood with
his hands behind him, simply bowing
with dignified courtesy.

Mrs. President Harrison was forced
to refrain from hand shaking on ac-
count of the disastrous effect on her
hands. —Mme. Rowland in New York
I‘1ibune.-

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Gentlencss Pays.

Proof is abundant of the direct profit

11 :1 kind, quiet, clean and considerate
rare-taker and milker; the cow re-
sponds generously to the person in
Villain she thoroughly confides by in-
firease of both quantity and quality of
milk. A caieless, rough, rude handler

.::l 11111101, or one uncleanly in per-
5.111 01 habits, is dear at any price.
Most of the tai'nts and early changes
11 "fill; and injury to quality of‘its pro-
cau be directly traced to care-
sun‘s-s in the surroundings and con-
1 1.3.1 of the cow or her milker, at the
115' milking. I have lately been at
15- astonished and disgusted at wit-

- 21‘: the milking of large herds of
311112.; :11 some parts of this country by
foreign: milkers, who practice the wet
.::s«1:..;ll. frequently dipping their fing-
11's in the milk mils-Major Alvord.

Danger in Eirly 'filsing.

Until now people have been content
to accept the theory that early rising
-in conjunction, of course, with a cor-
respondingly early habit of going to
bed—is conducive to health. But this
belief, like many others, has been shat-

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tered by the latest scientific research.

“People who get up early,” says on
“are more liable to
go mad than others.”

In support of his theory he cities the
prevalence of insanity among those en-
gaged in agricultural pursuits. Though
it is sad to see a time-honored doctrine
thus exploded, one is disposed to favor
the new opinion at the expense of the
old. In any case, there can be no

harm in being on the safe side, and af- '

ter all, it is so easy not to get up early.
His Cenealogy. ,

One day a malicious person said to
Alexandre Dumas fils, “Your father
was a mulatto, was he not?”

Dumas replied, “Yes, sir my father
was a mulatto, my grandfather a ne-
gro,
monkey. My genealogy begins where
yours ends.”

A Fatal Slip.

First DeteCtive—How did you know
he was from Chicago?

Second Detective—By his accent.

First Detective—But you Said he did.
n’t speak to anyone.

Second Detective—I overheard him
eating a piece of pie. —Truth. '

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The Origin, of the FooIseap.

When Oliver Cromwell became pro-
tector after the execution of Charles
I, be caused the stamp of the cap of
liberty to be placed ,upon the paper
used by the government. Soon after
the restoration of Charles II, having
occasion to use some paper for des;
patches, some of this government pa-
per was brought to him. On looking
at it, and discovering the stamp, he
inquired the meaning of it, and on be
ing told, he said, “Take it away.”
Thus originated the term foolsoap,
which has in-ce been applied to a cer-

 

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THE ORIGINAL

Stamped ‘5 Boss _”
Always the Same

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

and my great—grandfather a-

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