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Evening gazette, Saturday, April 10, 1897 · page 7

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PROMINENT PEOPLE.

' The Archbishop of Canterbury is pa-

, tron of 191 livings, the Prince of Wales
. of twenty- -one. .

Princess Marie Von Hohenlohe, wife

of the imperial Chancellor of Germany, .

performed the notable feat of killing

,a bear while hunting on her estates in

I‘IIISSla. The Princess is 68 years old.

1‘. Gladstone is the owner of the
largest lead-pencil in the world. It is
the gift of a pencil- maker at Keswick.
andis thirty-nine inches in length. In
pace of the customary rubber cap it
has a gold cap. Its distinguished own-
c1'.uses it for a walking stick.

Phoebe Wood,ea young Indian girl,
daughter of a Pawnee chief, has re-
cen’gly successfully gone through the
course for trained nurses in Philadel-
phia. The other Indian girls, Lily
Wind, of the tribe of the Ottawas, and
Kate Greenod, of the Wyandotte tribe,
haIe also gone through this course.

The German Emperor, it is said, was
about the worst- dressed boy in the
school at Cassel, partly because he
was obliged to wear out all his clothes
and partly because he was not quite
so fond of dress then as he is at pres-
ent. He did not caie for the school
particularly, though he was on very
friendly and democratic terms with
the boys there.

Miss Alice Hughes, of London,
daughter of Edwin Hughes, the great
portrait painter, is said to be the most
successful and artistic photographer in
England. She has her gallery -in her
own beautiful home, and her art in
posing her subjects'is said to be ex-
quisite. She photographs royalty and
all London celebrities, and has more
orders than she can attend to. Her
prices are very high, but she is the
busiest and most popular photographer
in London.

 

Toys of the Kaiser’s Sons For Charity.

According to the diary of a German
com-tier, the children of the Emperor
are well supplied with‘ play things. On
Easter eve, he writes, the tutor of the
Emperor’s sons collects all the toys
which have been given to the children
during the year. They consist for the
most part of things of a military na-
ture, such as minature cannons, sa-
bres, horns, drums, comets, and, of
course, tin soldiers. Then he causes
Lthem to be repainted and generally re.
paired, and distributes them among
the poor and the hospitals of the capi-
tal Last Easter four cart loads of
toys weie thus distributed.

Life Insurance Manager (in astonish-
ment)—“What under the sun. ever
made you take a risk on this man’s
life? \Vhy, he swears that he has been
a confirmed invalid for five years.”

Agent—“One of the best risks, sir.
Confirmed invalids never die of any-

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1:: 11111111710111 OFEVA.

lira Norrington inserted her latch
key into the keyhole of a Bedford
Square boarding house, and entered. It
was a dismal, windy, rainy November
evening. and ever since lunch she had
been paddling about London, climbing
grimy stairs of newspaper offices, and
talking to people who did not seem es-
pecially pleased to see her. Her skirts
were wet, and a wisp of damp hair was
tumbling over her eyes. .On the hall
table, disclosed by the flickering gas-
jet. were some letters.

"A year ago today!” said Eva to her-
self as she closed the door against the
wind. "Has he written, or has he for-
gotten?”

He had not forgotten. Eva picked
up the letter from the hall table, looked
quickly round at the closed hall door,
at the closed dining-room door, and at
the baize (loci-that led to the kitchen
stai1’s——and kissed it. Then she went
upstairs to her bed-sitting-room with
the letter in her hand, and joy in her
heart

“Hateful little room!” she murmured
to herself, as she struck a match and
lit the gas. “But it’s the last time.
thank God!” -

The room was not really bad; a bed
in the co1ner, a wash- stand, a wa1d-
robe, here and there a picture on the
walls, and a table by the window,
rather rickety, on which lay a heap of
manuscript—a half-finished story.

“I will burn that before I go to bed
to-night,” said Eva, as she caught sight
of it.

Then she took ofl? her hat and cloa,k
drew the only easy chair under the gas
jet and sat down; fingering the let-
ter—she did not Open it at once. Now
that happiness stretched in front of
her it was pleasant to linger on the
confines of misery, to look back on the
life she was to leave.

“It is not every one,” said Eva res
ffectively, “who can make experi-
ments in life—without expense.”

Eva Norrington had been the pride

of the provincial town which gave her .

birth. At the High School no girl
could stand against her. Her form-
governess, who now and then asked
her favorite pupils to tea, even said
she might be a head-mistress one day.
To Eva. this seemed absurd. But when,
at the age of twenty, she gained a
guinea prize for a story in a weekly

paper, she began to think that at least'

she might be a great novelist. At. any
rate she felt sure that somewhere
ahead of her stretched a career; and
as her twenty-first birthday ap-
proached she announced to her start-
led parents her intention of going to
London in search of it. Thereupon en-
sued a series of domestic scenes such
as have been common of late in the
homes of England wherein the par-
ents play the part of'the apprehensive
hen, the daughter that of the adven-
turous duckling. The duckling invari-
ably gains its point; and so it was
with Eva Norrington.

Eva was almost happy; for she had
the ho-pefulness of youth and beauty,
and all the exhilaration of taking her
life into her hands and fashioning it
as she would, with none to raise ob-
jections to the process. She would
have been quite happy but for Allan
Craig.
heard that Eva was bent on going to
London to make a name for herself,
promptly offered her his own for a sub-
stitute. It was a good enough name,
and at the foot of a check it was gen-
erally respected, as Allan Craig had
lately stepped into his father’s busi-
ness as estate agent and was prosper-
in-g. Eva was disturbed, but she turned
not aside from her project. Eva had
mapped out her life and Allan Craig
was not included in the scheme.

As she sat fingering her letter in her
bedroom, she went over the parting
scene in her mind. The details of it
would only increase the delight of the
letter. They were sitting-out a dance
together, for Eva was not disposed to
think unkindly of Allan, though she
might resent his intrusion into her
scheme of life. She remembered how
there had been silence between them
for some moments, how Allan had
leaned his elbows on his knees and dug
the heel of his dancing-shoe into the
carpet. -

“And so you are quite determined
to leave us?” said Allan.

“Of course,” replied Eva.
boxes are all packed.”

“Full of manuscript novels and oth-
er things?”

“One novel and several stories:”

“I cannot understand why- you want
to go 1vl1en—”

6‘31),

“I want to—well—«to live a larger

life. ”

“You mean you want to live in a big-
ger place?”

“Well, not exactly. I don’t thinkyou
quite understand.’

“I quite understand that there is not
enough scope for you here, and that I
am a selfish brute for trying, to
keep you from your ambition. Look
here, Eva, can you honestly say that
you dont love me a little bit?” '

Allen had risen and was standing
over her. Eva looked up at him. She
could see him standing there now—
big, comely, with something in his eyes
that thrilled her, half with fear and
half with pleasure. She rose and faced
him. _

"I shall be sorry to leave you—very
sorry.” '

“Then why—”

“Can’t you see, Allan? I know I have
it in me to do good work and I must
be where good work is wanted. Here
I am hampered ;" in London—”

‘You may fail ”'said Allan, with a
note of hope in his voice. Then Eva
spoke:

“I shall succeed—I know I shall.”

“Will you write to me?”

Eva hesitated. She was half inclined

to give in to that extent. Allan had
mistaken her hesitation.

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For Allan Craig, whenever he,

. "No,” he said. “There shall be no
selfishness in my love for you. I will
wait a year from to-night, and then,
if London is no go, you know there will
always be me. You can’t expect me to
pray for your success, can you?”

Eva, placed on her mettle, looked-
him in the face.

‘I am bound to succeed," she said,
and turned to .go. The waltz had
ceased in the room below, and a rustic
of skirts and a ripple of tongues had
taken its place.

“Eva—onceA—the last time, perhaps.”

She turned again laughing.

“Quick,” she said, “some one will
come. ”‘

A woman may forget many things,
but no woman ever forgets the fiist
time a lover’s arm was round her
waist and a lover’s lips upon her own.
And as Eva sat in the corner of a third-
class carriage in the London train next
morning, looking forward to the career
before her, the remembrance of the
support of Allan’s arm persisted in ob-
truding itself. Having got what she
wanted she already began to doubt if
she wanted what she had got. For a
career, after all,- is rather a lonesome
sort of thing.

Such small success as may come to
the inexperienced girl upon her first
incursion into literature came to Eva.
She lived sparingly, worked hard, and
never made the mistake of refusing in-
vitations on the ground of work. She
stayed up a little later or got 11:0 a lit-
tle earlier instead. A weekly column
on “Health and Beauty” placed at her
disposal by the youthful editor of a
new woman’s paper, who had met her
at the Writer’s Club and thought her
1*1'etty, paid her weekly bill at the
boarding house. Her stories found fre-
quent acceptance, and occasional wel-
come in the minor periodicals, and a
happy meeting with an editor at :1 din-
ner party paved the way to her ap-
pearance in a widely-read magazine.
By the end of the year Eva Norrington
had got so far towards the realization
of her ambition that when peo.le
heard her name mentioned, they
wrinkled their brows and tried to 10-
member where they had heard it be
f01e.

All this time Eva was lonely. And
the most fair thing about the whole
business was that, while success was
almost within her grasp, success was
not what she wanted. There is no fun
in living your own life when that is
precisely the life you do not want to
lead.

It 11 as not as though Allan C1aig had
ne1 er kissed Eva Noriington.

'She opened the letter—cutting the en-
velope with her nail-scissors. She felt
like onewho has held his breath to
feel what suffffocation is like. The
letter was long. Eva read quickly at
first, then slowly, knitting her brows
as she turned the pages, and came at
last to the signature, “Ever your true
friend, Allan Craig.”

The letter lay for some minutes in
Eva’s lap, while she looked vaguely
round her room.

“He is afraid of spoiling my career——
my success has put an insuperable bar-
rier between us,” she murmured. The
phrases of the letter had burned them-
selves into her brain. “0, Allan! I
wish I could tell you—or do you want
to hear?”

When the dinner-bell rang an hour
afterwards Eva rose wearin from her
writing table, where she had been toil-
ing over her half-finished manuscript.
She had not burned it.

Five years passed before she saw Al-
lan Craig, and then the meeting was
unexpected—at the exit of the theatre
where Eva had gone to.see the hun-
dredth performance of her play. Allan
was obviously proud of knowing her,
and introduced his wife, to whom she
gave graceful recognition. It was
raining and Allan offered to see Eva
to a cab. They stood for a moment on
the steps to the entrance.

“Yes,” said Allan, in answer to Eva’s
polite question, “all is going well. We
have a little daughter—Eva—my wife’s
name cu1iously enough.”

He stood by the hansom as she en-
ieied. guarding her dress from the
wheel. As she turned to give the ad-
dress. he said:

“i ought to congratulate you on your

success. It is very sweet to me. You
know—you—owe it all to me. Are you
grateful?”

“Yes; I owe it to you,” she said.

leaning forward as the apron closed

upon her. and the attendant constable
g1ew impatient. “Come and see me—
Tuesdays.

“I can’t think 1111y I should be so
silly,” said Eva to herself, as she stuf-
fed her handkerchief back into her

of her flat in Kensington.—Black and
White.

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A Rather Weighty Volume.

Profesor Max Muller, of Oxford, in
a recent lecture, called attention to the
largest book in the world, the wonder-
ful Kuth Daw. It consists of 729 parts
in the shape of white marble plates,
covered with inscriptions, each plate
built with a temple of brick. It is
found near the old priest city of Man-
dalay, in Burmah, and this temple city
of more than 700 pagodas virtually
makes up this monster hock—the re-
ligious cod-ex of the Buddists. It,is
written in Pall. Rather strange to shy,
it is not an ancient production, but its
preparation was promoted by the
Buddhistic party of this century. It
was erected in 1857 by the command
of Mindomin, the second of the last
kings 'of Burmah—Home Journal.

A Wiend’s Advice.

“I’ve about decided to give up the
study of law. I fear I’ll find it too con-
fining.” ‘

“Oh! keep on. You’ll soon be ad-
mitted to the bar, andthen you won’t
have anything to do.”—'Puck.‘

 

 

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pocket and felt for—her latch-key, when ,

the cab drew up before the hall door 1
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WASHINGTON NOTES.

It is impossible to find a member of
either house of Congress who will con-
fess that his official salary enables him
to more than cover expenses. What is
it that they are all to enjoy after they
have won the goal? First of all, the
annual salary of $5,000. For Repre-
sentatives add $1,200, allowed yearly
for clerical services, but whose expend-
iture need not be accounted for to any
one. For members of both houses add
$125 a year, allowed for stationery, the
balance to be drawn at the end of each
session. if not all used. It seldom hap-
pens that more than $50 of this allow-
ance is expended.

There is no reason why a thrifty
man, even one accustomed to the nice-
tics oflife, should not save near two
thousand dollars during each term in
the House. It is hardly possible for a
Senator to save. however, since he has
to (spend a great deal of money to keep
up with his greater Social duties in the
Miliionair’es Club.

'I he tiuth of the mattei is that many
iepicsentatives and a few Senatms do
manage to save a little. The richer
the man in the Washington official set,
the more is required of him. Overa
third of the men who sat in 'the Son
ate during the last Congress econo-
mized by living at hotels or in apart-
ment houses. One—half of the Repre-
sentatives cut down expenses in the
same manner.. They thus avoided the
unnecessary cost of maintaining a
house, rented or leased, between ses-
sions. To the milliOnaire member of
Congress the annual official salary is
merely ornamental. It is the heavy
swell thing for the legislator of this
brand to turnover his five thOusand a
year to his private secretary, who gen-
erally has his employer’s private inten
ests to attend to in addition. A num-
ber have done this already, and it is
said that Hanna not only gives his sec-
retary his whole annual salary, but a
thousand in addition. Brice is said to
have given his whole Senatorial salary
to his secretary, while his social pilot
probably receives even more—some
say $25,000. But good things like Cal«
vin seldom blow into the Senate, ex«
cept from Ohio. '

During the past week new members
of both houses have been pounced
upon by swarms of young men clamor<
ing for private secretaryships and
clerkships. Under the old order of
things Senators’ secretaries who re-
ceived six dollars a day during session
would now be toppling over Willi mirth
and happiness because of the extra
session.

But now, those who have become
ripe in the business are making wry
faces ‘and tearing their hair. The sal-
ary of the Senatorial secretary was
changed to $1,200 a year, to be re-
ceived in monthly payments, regard-
less of sessions or adjournmeuts. It
was figured that under the new rule
each secretary would receive about as
much per Congress as he did before,
but extra sessions were not included
in this reckonina.

The president of the last Senate ap.
pointed his son as his private secre-
tary, and so did the Speaker of the
Fifty-third Congress. Senators who
are chairmen of committees are at lib-
erty to appoint whom they please as
clerks to their committees. The clerk‘
to the Senate Committee on Appropri-
ations receives $3. 000 a year, and has
an assistant clerk, who gets $2,200
The clerk to the Committee on Fi-
nance gets $2 ,500 a year. The piesent
incumbent is the son of the chairman
of the Committee on Finance.

In the last Senate altogether eight
chairmen appointed their sons as
their committee clerks. There is no

reason why Senators’ sons should not

make good clerks, but it frequently
happens that clerks to these commit-
tees are mere figureheads, functiona-
ries bluebooked as assistant clerks or
“messengers” doing all of the actual
work. .

There was one case, a few years
back. where the son of a Senator was
nominally clerk to one of the most im-
ponant committees of the Senate.
11 [1111: 1:1 reality he was attending col-
lege in :1 distant city.

The Senators on the
side will be able to dispense a

Republican
great

'deal of pastry if their body finds that

it (-1111 be reorganized, and there. wilb
be no civil service obstacle in the pas-
sage leading to the counter. Statis-
tics Show that there are about four
employos in the Senate to every Sena-
301'.
The
pared
long

Senate’s extravagance, com-
wiih that of the House, has
been proverbial. The House
the government only about
,twice as much as the Senate, :11-
though its membership is four times
as great as that of the latter. The
men who watch the doors to the Sen-
ate galleries get $1,440 a year, and
those who lift Senators from floor to
floor in the elevators get $1,200. Men
who fold Senate documents get $1,000
a year. The Senate firemen get $1, 095
and the Senate locksmith and uphol-
slei «'Ar $1440.

(‘11 “.e lionSe side salaries are
m1. " smaller, and there are fewer
sinecures. House messengers do not
receive more than $1,200 a year.
Clerks to committee get $3.000. $2,000
or $1,000. Conductors of elevators on
the House side get $1,100.

One member of the last Congress
used his wife as his private secre-
tary. Representatives of wealth,
however, generally give the full $1,-
200 a year to young men regularly
employed as secretaries.

- SExa'ron.

Mr. Citiboy—I don’t see how it, is
the cyclone didn’t carry away that
shaky little house cf yours.

Farmer Kansaw—Couldn’t lift the

'mofigage.-—l\cw York Journal.

 

 

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so: BACK TO DE 01.0 HOME.

“ Uncle ”' Loses His Money anh Finds a
Friend In Nashville.

”As we waited in the Louisville and
Nashville depot for the train, some one
began crying, and an excitement was
raised among the passengers, says a
contributor to Our Dumb Animals. A
brief investigation proved that it was
an old colored man who was giving
way to his grief. Three or four peo~
pie remarked on the strangeness of it,
but for some time no one said anything
1:0 him. Then a. depot policeman came
forward and took him by the arm and
shook him roughly and said:

“See here, old man, you want to quit
th.1 t! You are drunk, and if you make
any 1no1e disturbance, I’ll lock you
up!”

“ ’Deed, but I hain’t drunk,” replied
the old man, as he removed his tear-
stained handerchief. “I’ze losted my
ticket an’ money, an’ dat’s what’s do
matter.” ‘

“Bosh! You never had any money
to lose! You dry up, or away you go l"

“What's the matter yere?” queried
a man as he came forward.

The old man recognized the dialect
of the Southerner' in an instant, and,-
1'epressing his emotions with a great
effort, he answered:

“Say, Mars Jack, I’ze bin robbed.”

“My name is White.”

“Well, then, Mars White, somebody
has done robbed me of ticket an’ mon-
ey.”

“Where were you going?”

“Gwine down into Kaintuck, whar I
was ,bo’n an’ raised.”

“Where’s that?” .

“Nigh to Bowlin’ Green, sah, an’
when the wah dun sot me free I cum
up this way. Hain’t bin home since,
sah.”

“And you had a ticket?”

“Yes, sah, an’ ober $20 in cash. Bin
savin’ up fur y’ars, sah.”

“W'hat do you want to go back for?"

“To see de hills an’ de fields, dc to-
bacco an’ de co’n. Mars Preston an’
do good old missus. Why, Mars White,
I’ze dun bin prayin’ fur it fo’ twenty
y‘ars. Sometimes de longin’ has cum
till I couldn’t hardly hold myself.”

“It’s too bad.”

“De c‘e woman is buried down dar,
Mars White—dc ole woman an’ free
ch'illen. I kin ’member the spot same
as if I seed it-yisterday. '

“And what will you do when you get
there?” asked the stranger.

“Go up to de big house an’ ax Mars
Preston to let me li-b out all de rest of
my days right dar. I’ze ole an’ all
alone, an’ I want to be nigh my dead.
Sorter company fur me when my heart
aches.” '

“Where were you robbed?”

“Out doahs, dar, I- reckon," in de
crowd. See? De pocket is all cut out.
l’ze dreamed an’ pondered—I’ze had
dis money in my mind fur y’ars, an’
now I’ze dun bin robbed an’ can’t go!”

He fell to crying, and the policeman
came forward in an officious manner.

“Stand back, sir!” commanded the
stranger. "Now, gentlemen, you have
heard the story. I’m going to help the
old man back to die on the old planta-
tion and be buried alongside of his
dead.” '

“So am I!” called twenty men in
chorus, and within five minutes we
had raised enough to buy him a ticket
and leave $50 to spare. And when he
realized his good luck, the old, snow-
baired black fell upon his knees in
that crowd and prayed:

“Lord. I’ze been aboliever in You all
my days, an’ now I dun axes You to
watch ober dese yere white folks dat
has believed in me an’ helped me to go
back to de ole home.”

And I do believe that nine-tenths of
that crowd had tears in their eyes as
the gateman called out the train for
Louisville.

 

Soferteramonigo. 1

 

I
A gentleman stopped to listen to the ;

tune played on a hand-organ, which
happened to strike his fancy. When
the air was finished, he approached
the Italian, and asked the name of the
music.

“Soferteramonigo!” answered the
Italian, showing all his teeth in a smile
of appreciation atthe compliment to
his melodies.

The gentleman walked on,'and en-
deavored for many months to obtain
the piece of music with the unpro-
nounceable name. But he never could
find it. At last one day he heard it
played by an American, and again
asked the name of the air he admired.

“Oh, that,” said the player, “is an
old thing—‘Silver Threads Among the
Gold’ "—Harper’ 3 Round Table.

Cyclist: “I always get nervous
when I see a woman crossing the
street ahead of me.” >

Second Cyclist: “So do I. They
have so many pins in 'their clothes,
that if a fellow collides with them he
’s almost sure to "sure a tyre."—

‘73-‘1 'llS.

 

A new KIND oi= SYRUP.

A Ito-minder of ‘Vhen Prohibition Firs!
Struck the Country.

A good story is told of a Kansas
farmer who entered a general store
in Emporia, Kan, and inquired for
"somethin’ nice. to put on griddle
cakes.”

“Molasses? said the storekeeper.

“Naw, somethin’ nicer. Be’n e-atin’
molasses for twenty years. Ain’t ye
got somethln’ slicker?”

The grocer told him about maple sy-
rup and praised it highly._.All the
“toney people" of Emporia used it,
he said.

"That’s what I want.
tonedest you’ve got.”

By a strange mishap when the boy
went to pack the goods for the socially
ambitious farmer he took a tin of van
nish, the varnish coming in square
cans of a kind similar to these con-
taining the maple sap. Three or four
months afterward the man came
back to town and reported at the store.
The Storekeeper, having made the dis.
covery of the error, was in a panic“
At length he mustered up courage to
ask how the maple syrup had an-
swered.

“Oh, she was all right,” said the
customer. “Kinder highfalutin, but
gocd. My wife at first said she thought
it was some rancid, but when I told
her what you said about it bein’ a
hightoned dish that the best people:
in Empory jos’ nacherally craved she
seemed to take a second holt, and now
she won’t eat nothin’ else. I thought
there was a kind of a Snap an’ bite to

The high-

, itthat sorter reminded me 0’ what we

used to git when prohibition first
struck the country, but in glneral it’s
mighty good stud.”

“Was there any bad effect at all?”
inquired the amazed storekeeper.

“Well, now, I can’t say there wasn’t.
You see, it was my wife’s first experi-
ence with dude grub, an’ she kinder
lost her head. Got ambitious. Al-
lowed that if we was good enough to
have that kind of eatin’ we was good
enough to have some other things to
match. Bought a lot 0’ new chiny
dishes from a peddl-er an’ made me
promise I’d get her a new hat with red
in it an’ a dress this trip in town. 1Yes,
I s’pose you might say that they was
some bad effects, because vanity is
certainly sinful, but you’re a married
man yourself, an’ you know they ain’t

no way to stop a woman’s ambitions

when she begins to kinder get in so-
ciety. Gimme a couple gallons more 0’
that syrup, an’ if you have some that
has jes’ a little more 0’ that pleasant
bitin’ sting to it, why, let’s have that.”
—Chicago Record. ,

 

AN A’PRON FRONT DRESS.

 

In some respects an apron front1s 11o
novelty for a. dress; but this pai ticulai
one is very novel. The odd part. is in
its start. Instead of beginning at the
waist line, as an orthodox apron would,

it begins with a ruflled top. stitched to

the skirt about. half way down its nor-
mal length. The dress material is
printed India. silk.

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The Kick of the Camel.
Most of us are familiar with the 11 a 1
in which a horse or a mule kicks but

'few of us know how a camel exp1'1esse1

his anger. The camel doesn’t seem to
be out of temper. He lazily chews his
cud. with his eyes half closed. and
those not familiar with his ways might
fancy that he is half asleep. But di-
rectly he draws one of his hind legs
up under him, and then, as soon as the
object of his wrath is in range, he
sends his hoof straight back like a
shot. A writer says that he has seen
a heavy man se'nt whirling several
yards in a dense crowd by the kick of
a camel. '

Happy mother: "Oh, George, the
baby’s beginning to take after yOu!”
Happy father: “Afte1 me! In what
way?” Happy mother. "He’s begin-

ning to crow!” .

 

 

 

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