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Evening gazette, Wednesday, February 24, 1897 · page 7

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SUGAR SOLD AT MOSS

Statement Made to Trust Investigators
In New York City.

HOW PRICE IS RBGULATED.

G. “’al‘do Smith Explains the Experience
of the “'holesale Grocers' Associa-
tion “'lth the American Sugar.
Refining Company.

NEW YORK, Feb. 24.—When Senator
Lexow called the trust investigating com-
mittee to order in the city hall today, he
said: ‘ ‘15 Mr. Elberson present? Mr.
Johnson? Mr. Smith?” As the first two
were not in the room, G. Waldo Smith
took the stand. He said he was president
of the Wholesale Grocers’ association of
New York and vicinity, which covers New
York city, New Jersey as far as Paterson,
Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont
and up the Hudson as far as Poughkeepsie.
Members must be ”distributers of food
products at whOlesale”—jobbers, in other
words—and some large retailers, such as
Park & Tilford. There was a. southern
association, he said, taking in the southern
sugar plant-ers’ territory.

The chairman asked what control the
association exercised on food products.
“None.”

“Who does exercise that control?”

“No one. The only control might be
that our secretary sends out bulletins of
the price of sugar.”

“Why sugar especially?”

“It is by far the most important article
in our trade.” .

“When did you begin to send out these
bulletins?”

“Subsequent to the fixing of rules in re-
gard to sale by the sugar refineries. ”

“That action was taken without refer-
ence to you?”

“It was taken at our solicitation.”

He said this request was. made to Mr.
Havemeyerand Mr. Searles by a number
of the dealers. The prices were posted ev-
ery day in the office of the American Sugar

. Refining company and copied by the score-

tary for his bulletins.

He knew nothing about the amending
and reprinting of the rules, but supposed
any changes were made by the refiners at
the “demand and request” of some one of
the state associations of the grocers.

“I would like to make an explanation.
Five or six years ago the wholesale dealers
were selling at a net loss”—

Dealers Losing Money.

“How about the consumers?” broke in
Senator Lexow.

“They were getting the service for noth-
ing. They are now getting it at about two-
thirds of the actual cost. Our average
profit for three years on sugar is 4.42 per
cent. The average cost of doing business
is 6.5 per cent. So we are losing about
one-third the cost of doing business. ”

“Does it apply to sugar only?”

“Yes. That is about 30 per cent of the
whole business.”

The factor system begun a year ago last
October was at the solicitation of individ-
ual western and southern grocers, he said,
including allowing the rebate every three
months instead of on every bill. ,He said
he did not know whether this request of
the western and southern grocers included
a. request to fix the price as the standard
price for all sugars. The only condition
of getting the rebate was the testimony of
the factor that he had not sold below the
daily prices.

“The only markets open to us in New
York are the American Sugar Refining
company and the Mollenhauer. We buy

‘about the same amount from each. We

get the same terms, the same rebates, the
same allowances, the same credits. There
.has been no agreement, however. It has
just drifted around to this. ”

Asked how the price was fixed, he said,
“We are telephoned it every morning by
our broker.” He said he knew nothing
of the rules .put out by the American com-
pany. Senator Lexow handed him a fac-
tor’s agreement. He explained that not
selling below the price was‘the' only con-
dition of receiving the rebate 'by saying
that all the other conditions mentioned
were universally fulfilled before there was
any agreement, and he explained the ref-
erence to other conditions in the affidavit,
such as time of payment, in the same way.
The affidavit, he said, was not asked for
in the original solicitation for a limited
price and a rebate system. When the re-
quest was made, the American refiners
said they would make the change if 95 per
cent of their customers in this territory
would sign the request. Ninety-nine per
cent signed it.

Smith’s Explanation.

“Will you allow me to explain why the
western and southern grocers asked this
change? It was because, before the prices
were fixed and went into effect at once,
one dealer would get a. telephone message
of change of price and put it into effect

before the others heard of it. ”

The chairman asked a general question
about competition.

“If competition were left absolutely
free, goods would be sold at ruinous prices
'and disaster would exist all over the conn-

9!

“Why has that not been the way for the
1,800 years of the Christian era prior to
the organization of these syndicates?”

“Because 25 years ago there was not 5
per cent of our goods sold at uniform
prices. They were fluctuating in quality,
cost and price. Now I should say 75 per
cent were uniform, so that a. price set by
one man has to be‘followed by all. ”

Soon after this he volunteered the opin-
ion that the interests of labor and capital
were identical and that any meddling by
the legislature was harmful alike to the
producer, the middleman and the laborer.

The'chai man asked about the terms of
selling co ee, especially those of the Ar-
buckle coffee. “The association has never
taken any action in regard to coffee. If
the Arbuckle cofi'ee became popular in
New York, the last solvent wholesale gro-
cer would soon be seen. ” Senator Lexow
asked whether the grocers would not sell
cheaper than they do by buying foreign
sugar, and the answer was that there was
no agreement with the refiners and noth-
ing else to prevent buying foreign sugar if
the grocers wished to. .

An Anticartoon Bill.

ALBANY, Feb. 24 —Senator Ellsworth
introduced a bill' 1n the senate today which,
if it becomes a law, will prohibit the pub-
lication of cartoons offany person in news-
papers and periodicals. The bill provides
that no portrait or alleged portrait, of any
individual shall be printed without the
written consent of such individual.

Yellow Fever In Peru.
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LIMA, Peru, Feb. 24.-——0ne death from.

.yellow fever has occurred at Payta, and

one person has been attacked by the fever
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THE unseen RAID.

Assertion of Rhodes That Agitation Will
Continue—Getting Behind Crete.

LONDON, Feb. 24.-—The parliamentary
committee appointed to inquire into the
Transvaal raid resumed its session today
in Westminster hall. Dr. Leander S.
Jameson, the leader of the expedition, ap-
peared for the first time. The Prince of
Wales, ,on entering the hall, shook hands
with, Cecil Rhodes. The latter, when the
proceedings opened, was localled to the
witness stand and was questioned bv Sir
Henry Campbell Banneiman, late secre-
tary of state for war in the Rosebery cabi-
net“ and present member of parliament for
the Sterling district.

Colonel Rhodes said that he did not see
any difference between the cases of Crete
and the Transvaal, “except that the Cre-
tans, who have the popular sympathy 01
England, are foreigners claiming civil
rights, whereas in the Transvaal it was

our countrymen who were seeking civil.

rights.”

Replying to Sydney C. Buxton, Liberal,
late undersecretary of state for the col-
onies, Colonel Rhodes reiterated his state.
ment that the agitation at Johannesburg
would continue until popular rights were
granted to its inhabitants. It was impos-
sible, he added, that a small minority of
burghers should govern the majority of
newcomers in the Transvaal. He also
stated that the charges imposed by the
Transvaal government upon mining ren-
dered the poor reefs nonpayable.

The witness then reverted to the Cretan
troubles and said, “If I give arms to the
Cretans, am I to be imprisoned for so do-
mg?”

Answering a question of Edward Blake,
Irish Nationalist, Colonel Rhodes said: “I
have been told that'I let Johannesburg in
for this trouble, but when I look at all the
letters and telegrams I come to the con-
clusion that it was rather Johannesburg
which let me in.. The J ohannesburgers

- tried the reform road prior to revolution.
They petitioned President Kruger, whose
promises, however, were not kept, ”

Referring to the conversation between
himself and Bobby White, Colonel Rhodes
said: “We Were discussing the Egpytian
question. I said, ‘If Great Britain de-
cided to remain, I should stop any foreign
power [from coming between Khartum
and Uganda.’ White replied, ‘We had no
instructions.’ I answered: ‘Of course not,
but it is not the government’s policy that
you should lie on your backs and eat three
meals a day. You ought to ascend the
Nile and make it impossible for the French
to cross.’ I did not know White would
apply my remark to something else. It
shows how careful you ought to be in
what you say.”

Want State Bank Tax Removed.

RICHMOND, Feb. 24. —- The Virginia
Bankers’ association, in session at Old
Point Comfort, yesterday unanimously
adopted the following:
9 “Resolved, That it is the sense of this
meeting that the tax of~ 10 per cent upon
issue of- notes by state banks should be re-
pealed, coupled with such amendment of
the national banking act as will authorize
the issue of elastic currency.”

Revolutionary Daughters Meet.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24.—The Daughters
of the American Revolution were late in
opening the proceedings.
siderable confusion in the audience during
the meeting, and the presiding officer,
Mrs. Stevenson, had much difficulty in
preserving order and quiet. The impor-
tant business of the day was the submls
sion of annual reports.

Queen Victoria Reaches )London.

LONDON, Feb. 24.—-—Queen Victoria ar-
rived here today from Osborne, isle of
Wight, in order to be present at the first
drawing room of the season, which will
be held tomorrow at Buckingham palace.
Immensacrowds of people thronged the
route between the railroad station and
Buckingham palace. Her majesty was
vociferouva cheered. '

Death of Count do Bohnlno.

PARIS, Feb. 24.—Count Lefebvre 119 Be-
haine, formerly French ambassador at the
Vatican, is dead. He was born in 1829
and entered the French ministry for for-
eign affairs when about 20 years of age as
attache of the legation of France at
Munich.

For Uniform Charters.
ALBANY, Feb. 24.~The blll creatinga
uniform charter for cities of the second
class was advanced in the senate today
from general orders to a third reading.

The \Veather.
Fair; colder; northwesterly winds.

__I'INANOIAL AND COMMERCIAL

Closing Quotations of the New York Stock
,Exchango.

NEW YORK, Feb. 23.—Money on call nominal-
ly at 1%,@2 per cent. Prime mercantile pa.-
per. 3@4 per cent. Sterling exchange steady.
with actual business in bankers’ bills at $4.87
@48754 for demand and [email protected] for 60
days. Posted rates. $4.85§é@4.86 and $4.88.
Commercial bills, $4.84. Sliver certificates,
64%@05%c.: no sales. Bar silver, 64%c. Mexi-
can dollars. 50%0. Government bonds irregu-

lar. State bonds dull. Railroad bonds firm.
Closing prices: '
Atchison .......... 14% N. J. Central...... 97

Bur. & Quincy. . . . 74
C.. C., C. & St. L. . 27

North American. 456
Northern Pacific. 14%

Chesapeake&0.. 175/4 Do.pref.......... 38%
Chicago Gas ...... 77% N. Y. Central..... 93

Cordage ........... Omaha. ....... 49%
Cotton Oil ....... . 11% Ontario & West.. 14%
Del. & Hudson” .108 Pacific Mail...... 25

Erie ............... 14% Reading ........... 24%
GeneralElectric” 35 Rock Island. ..... 06%
Hocking Valley.. 6% Silver Bullion. 64M
ankawanna......154 t..Paul 764

Lake Shore ....... 157 Sugar Refinery” .1196
Lead .............. Texas Pacific ..... 9%
LouisvilledaNash 49% Union Pacific.....' 6%
Missouri Pacificu201~§ Wabash pref.. .... 15%
Northwestern... .1094 Western Union... 83%

General Markets.

New YORK. Feb. 23.-—FLOUR—State and
western quiet. but fairly steady: city mil-ls
patents. $4. 85@5 05; winter patents, $4. 60@4. 85;
city mills clears. $4. 75@4. 85; winter straights
34. [email protected]

WHEAT—No. 2 red opened weaker under
bearish foreign news, but subsequently rallled
on large reductions' in local stocks and the via-
ible: May. 81 9-16@82 1-1604 June, 81®81§§c.

CORN—No. 2 opened easier under weak on.-
bles, but recovered later with wheat: May,30
@30}§c.: J uly, 81%@31%c.

OATS—.No 2 slow; track, white state. 81@
290. , track, white, western. 21@29c.
@gORK—Dull; mess, $8. 50@8. 75: family, $9. 50

LARD—Quiet; prime western steam. 94.17%;
@4. 20 nomi 111.3,

BUTTER—“rash; state dairy, 10@19c. .. state
creamery, 13@19c.

CHEESE— Quiet; state. large, 9@12Vc small,
9@12}§c.

EGGS — Quiet: state
19%c.:weste1n, l3@18}§c.

UGA R—Raw firm. fair refining,27/éc.; cen-
trisfugal. 96 test, 3140.; refined steady; crushed.
50.: powdered, 4%c.

TURPENTINE—Quiet at 28mm

MOLASSES—Stcady , New Orleans. mac.
RICE-Firm; domestic, Who; Japan. 6‘

and Pennsylvania.

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New Been Decided Upon. '

THIS MIGHT STOP TROUBLE.

The Sultan.
Must Be Confirmed by the Powers.
Au'Armlstice of One Week Agreed
to In' the Selinos District.

To Name as. Governor, “'ho

COXSTANTINOPLE, Feb. 24.—It- is an-
nounced here that the Cretan difficulties
have been settled upon the basis of auton-
omy for the island, the ports nominating
the governor of Crete under the assent and
approval of the powers. In view of the
possibility that Greece will oppose such an
arrangement large quantities of munitions
of war are being hurried to the Greek
frontier and the Turkish troops there are
being rapidly re-enforced.

The News Vin. Vienna.

VIENNA, Feb. 24.—The Fremdenblatt
says today that the powers were on the
verge of an agreement as to the method to
be pursued to restrain Greece from further
hostile action in Crete and to settle the
future administration of the affairs of the
island.

Lord Salisbury’ s proposals favoring the
granting of autonomy to Crete under the
administration of a prince of Greece, the
paper said, have virtually been adopted by
the powers.

According to dispatches received here
from Athens, the representatives of the
powers made‘a demand upon the govern-
ment of Greece today for the withdrawal
of the Greek troops from the island of
Crete.

It was the intention of Emperor Francis
Joseph to have started for Cape Martin for
a season of recreation yesterday, but ' in
view of the still unsettled state of affairs
in Crete the emperor has deferred his do.
parture until next Sunday.

A dispatch to the Politisch Zeitung
from Athens says that in reply to the ob-

servations of the representatives of the -

powers that the action of Greece in Crete
might have a bad effect upon Greek
finances, M. Skouses, the minister for for-
eign affairs, said that Greece might be
compelled to forego payment of the next
coupon of the Greek indebtedness.

Exchanges Open Quiet.
LONDON, Feb. 24.—The Stock Exchange
market opened quiet today. The tendency
was better. -
BERLIN, Feb. 24.—The Berlin and
Frankfort boerses opened firm today. The
feature of the markets was alarge increase

in the buying on both exchanges.

‘Vnut Greece to Quit.

PARIS, Feb. 24,—Le. Gaulois asserted
today that the powers have called upon
Greece to evacuate Crete within 24 hours
and that Greece has consented to do so
provided that the autonomy of the island
is guaranteed.

Redifs Embark For Salonika.
CONSTANTINOPLE, Feb. 24.——There is a
growing disposition at the Yildiz kiosk in
favor of a Turkish advance into Thessaly.
Four battalions of Redifs have embarked

at; Ismid and Mudania, Asia Minor, for

Salonika.

Armistice In Selinos.

KHANIA, Feb. 24.-—The foreign consuls

have persuaded the Moslem and Christian
combatants in the Sellnos district to agree
to a week’s armistice.

Van Dervoort Demands Investigation.

MEMPHIS, Feb. 24.—Frank Burkitt of
Mississippi, the newly elected president,
called the Reform Press association to or-
der promptly today. Immediately upon
assembling Joseph Parker of Louisville,
the secretary, secured the floor. He said
that serious charges had been made by the
Nebraska State association against ex-
President Van Dervoort.‘ The Nebraska
leader was charged with being a Republic-
an spy in the Populist ranks. ‘Mr. Van
Dervoort immediately took the floor and
demanded an investigation of the charges.

Texas Antitrust Law Benton.

DALLAS.'Feb. 24. —In the United States
district court for the northern district of
Texas, Judge Swayne of the northern dis-
trict of Florida, sitting by appointment; in
the litigation known as the Standard Oil
combine versus the Texas antitrust law
has handed down his opinion. He decides
against the state and, declares the law un-
constitutional. Attorney General Crane of
Texas announced that he would appeal
from the decision to the supreme court of
the United States.

McKinley'n Uncle Wants Office.
MUNCIE, Ind., Feb. 24.——B. F. McKin-

ley of San Francisco, an uncle of Presi-

dent Elect McKinley, is ln the city visit-
ing Mrs. W. P. Elannigan, a cousin of the
next executive. He is on his way to Can—
ton,-it is understood, to ask to be appoint-
ed postmaster of San Francisco. He at
present is connected with the postofiice in
a position he has held for 15 years.

To Let Cadets Visit Washington.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 24.—The house com—
mittee on military affairs today voted to
report favorably a bill to provide for bring-
ing the West Point and Annapolis cadets
to Washington to take part in the inau-
gural parade and to appropriate a sufficient
sum for the expenses of the trip.

81:. Albnnn Winn nt Whlnt.

OGDENSBURG, N. Y., Feb. 24.—-—The clos-
ing games in the whist tournament be-
tween the Owl club of St. Albans, Vt.,
and the Century club of Ogdensburg were
played here. Ogdensburg won by 6 points,
but St. Albans wins the tournament by 13
points.

Minimum Wages 81.50 3 Day.
ALBANY, Feb. 24. —In line with the
recommendations of Superintendent AL
dridge, Assemblyman Kavanaugh has in-
troduced a bill forbidding. the employment
of any person on public work of the state
at less than 81.50 per day.

'J. M. ,anonn Dendr
OGDENSBURG, N. Y., Feb. 24.—J. M.
Havens, proprietor of the Havens house at
Canton, N. Y.,‘died of heart failure today.
He was a brother-in-law of Judge Leslie
W. Russell and well known throughout

northern New York.

A Railroad Ofllco Robbed.
ALBANY, Feb. 24.—The safe of the Al-

bany Railway company in their main =

office in this city was broken into by
thieves-and $2, 500 stolen.

_ French Statesman Dead. _
PARIS, Feb. 24.-—M. Le Boyer, ex-preo-
ldent of the French senate, is dead.

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“FOR BOYS AND GIRLS.

A SPARROW’S PRACTICAL JOKE.

How He Desired a. Companion to Get a
Sticky Bath of Ink and Mucilage.

.I think it not often recorded that
birds in general are, given to perpetrat-
ing practical jokes, but I chanced to
Witness a. little episode which would
seem to prove that some of the genus
have a deal more fun and frolic in
their composition than is commonly
supposed.

'It transpired one morning that, in a
burst of absent-mlndedness, I dipped
my mucilage brush into my ink bot-
tle, and my pen into the mucila‘ge jar,
thereby ruining the contents of both.
Preparatory to having both bottles
washed and refilled I poured the
worthless mucilage and ink together
in a small tin pan, which was sitting
on my window ledge. Presentlyanin-
vestigati-ng sparrow chanced along,
and, mistaking tile tin pan for a bath,
doused head and tall into the mixture.
Evidently the dip was not an enjoy-
able one, for the bird lost no time in
getting out, stationing himself, inky
and drippy, on the ledge 1n the sun to
dry. But drying was just _what he
should not have done under the circum-
Stances. Pretty soon the mucilage be-
gan’to harden, and before the bird
knew what was happeni‘nghe was in-
cased from tip to tail in an inky gum
coat. What to do the little fellow
knew not, and it was quite amusing to
see his frantic but fruitless efforts to
extricate himself from his predica-
ment. After watching his attempts for
some time, I at last tok pity upon his
helplessness and lifted him across the
room and put him into a. full basin of
water,'where he soon washed himself
free of his embarrassment.

After his bath, while the little fel-
low sat in the window preening him-
self 111 the sun, there chanced along
another sparrow, also out upon a tour
of inspection, whereupon the two set
up a lively chattering and chirping
with many (labs in the direction of the
pan. '

"No. 1 is warning his friend of the
danger that lies therein,” I thought,
and immediately thereafter was start-
led by seeing sparrow No. 2 dive into
the pan headforemost. No sooner had
this happened than No. 1, with a chirp
and a chatter, flew to the other side of
the street, where, from a convenient
housetop, he watched his friend‘s
struggles with the predicament that he
himself had just passed through.

If that was not playing a practical,
joke, it was very much like it, and, at
all events, bird No. 2 understood it to
be one, for after I had treated him to
a bath, he made after No. 1 post haste,
and the last I saw of themthey were

'fighting it out on the roof in good fash-

ion—Nashville Correspondent Phila-
delphia. Times.

Monkeys Rendered of Use.

The newest service rendered of
monkeys to mankind was illustrated
in London. The school inspectors no-
ted with suspicion that a great many
families reported “no children,” and in
order to ascertain the real number of
children in the district resorted to an
ingenious scheme. Two monkeys were
gaily dresed, put in a. wagon accom-
panied by a. brass'band, and were
driven through the streets of the dis-
trlct. Crowds of children followed
the monkeys, and when the wagon was
stopped in a park,the school officers
distributed candies to the youngsters
while they took their names and ad-
dresses. Two hundred stray boys and
girls were rounded up by this method.
—Golden Days.

Rosamond’s Love.

Occasionally Rosamond, who is now
just three years old, is naughty.

She was so the other day, and her
mamma, to bring her to a. proper reall-
zation of her conduct and what it
might lead to, said:

“Rosamond, mamma cannot love her
little girl if she is so naughty. ”

“Very well, mamma,” answered the
little maiden demurely, “then I suppose
I will have to love myself.’

 

“It ain’t any trouble to get along in
Europe, whether. you know the lan-
guage or not,” said the man who had
been on a. “personally conducted.’
~‘V‘Take Germany, for instance. One day
I wanted a drink, and 81 went into one
of the gardens and said to the waiter.
‘Look here, old man, I’m dry ;. do you
understand? Dryl And the next mo-
ment he came back with three beers."
—Cincinnati Enquirer.

. . Thoughtful.

A small boy of four was riding on a
rocking horse with a companion. He
was seated rather uncomfortably on
the horse’s neck. After a reflective
pause he said: “I think if one of us
gets ofi I could ride much better.”

 

 

.MAYBE IT WILL FLY.‘
A llIachine..MTade to Go in the Air as‘ a
Ship Goes in the Water.

All motors used heretofore for __ pro-
pelling airsh ips have provad inadequate
in power or impracticable on account of
their weight, and the failure of all of
them to raise the ships from the. ground
by their own propelling power, Or to
guide them in an upward or downward
direction, has demonstrated that some-
thing new in the way of a. propeller
was needed before aerial navigation
could be made a success. , " .

Such a propeller has, » according to‘~
the Detroit Fiee Press, at last been in—
vented by Captain J. W.Vie1n, an old
steamboat man and practical machinist,
of P01 tland, Ore., in the shape ofa very
ingenious and entirely novel paddle-
wheel, which, if when put to a. practical
test it comes up to his expectations—

as the best engineers and machinists

in the country have assured him, by
mathematical calculations and demon-
strations that it will—has solved the
problem of aerial navigation, as it will -
not only raise an airship from the
ground by its own propelling power,
but will, while revolving always in the
same direction, propel and guide the
ship f01 ward or backwar,d upwaid o1
downward.

The wheel is so arranged that any
number of vanes or paddles can be‘
“feathered,” or turned edgewise, at any
point in the revolution of the wheel. In
the revolution calculated to raise the
ship from the ground four of the six
paddles are feathered so as to exert no
influence. Each of the feathered’pad- _
dies in turn, when it reaches the right
point, will be turned automatically,
so as to come into play, and as soon as
they have passed the point where they
cease to exert power in the du ection re-
quired they will be automatically feath-
ered again.

The shaft to which the paddle wheels
are attached passes through the ship
about its centre of gravity, and the
wheels are completely under control
of the engineer, who by simply touch-
ing a. lever, can bring any desired num-
ber of the paddles into play at any point
in their revolution, and thus cause
them to exert their full power to lift,
push forward or backward or down-
ward, the wheels all‘the time revolving
in the same direction. By means of a.
lever one wheel can be made to back
while the other 18 pushing forward, in
short, the wheels are so completely un-
der the control of the engineer that he
can give the vessel any course be de-
sires with them.

The ship which he proposes to con-
struct will be 100 feet in length, 16 feet

‘ beam, with a depth of 24 feet; with an

air plane above 100 feet in length and
24 feet at its greatest width, and fur-
nished with rudder and vanes to aid in
controlling its course through the air.
The-paddle wheels, air plane. etc., will
be constructed wholly of aluminum.
and the space within the vessel, with
the exception of the cabin and machin-
ery room, will be filled with gas to give
the necessary buoyancy. The construc-
tion of the ship will enable it to float in
safety and also to propel itself should it
come down in the water instead of on
the ground.

 

 

,‘ When is 2' Woman Old? I

“When is a woman Old ‘2” is the latest
question which an inquiring spirit has
addressed to all, the leading actresses in
Germany. Some of the answers are
worth bearing in mind. Frau Nuscha
Butze is of the opinion:

“A woman is only old when she
tries by force to become young again.”

RosaBertens says: “A woman is old
when she begins to ask herself, ‘When
is a woman old?’ ”

Jennie Gross keeps to the safe saying:
“A woman is as old as she looks.”

Marie Pospischil considers that “As
long as a woman believes in youth and '
clings to her youth she appears young,
even when she is not really so.”

Marie Reisenhofer declares enigmati-
cally: “Woman is old when she begins '-
to love reason and finds no love in
return.”

Clara Ziegler, the celebrated t' age-
dienne, is more genial and consoling .111
some respects. According to her:
,‘ When is a woman old?” “The con.
ceited, never; the unhappy, too satin;
and the wise at the right time.”

Made Ealy for Them.

More men are injured by having
things made easy for them than by hav-
ing their path beset with difficulties, for
it encourages them to stay themselves
on circumstances, whereas their su-
preme reliance needs to be on their own "
personal stuff-Dr. Parkhurst.

The Jim ‘or" Whist.

“I don t see what enjoyment you can _
find in playing whist night after
night.”

“You don’t? My dear boy. the game
gives more opportunity of calling your
fellow men asses, dolts and idiots than
any other possible social occasion. «Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.

 

 

 

 

SSC

 

THE ORIGINAL

 

Stamped “ Boss 5,
Always the Same

 

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