. ‘ I 111W '-I T6 send in Your Advertisements lllll IIIIINII ANISPHING l IS THE RIGHT MEDIUM THROUGH WHIOH HEAOH THE PUHOHASIHO PIIBIJO. The Only Eight-Page One-Cent Paper inithe Norwalks. lhe Value I an ldverisemen AAA OEPEHOS OH THE POOKETS OF THE PEOPLE WHO READ IT. AOVEHTISEMEHTS IN THE 1111111111 11121111 ABE 111111 111 1110315 1m 11111 1101111 To SPEND. OHM I CENT: OFFICE OPEN EVENINGS. LOCAL EVIDENCE A time of Norwalk Evidence is Worth a. Column. of Foreign Testimony. This is a purely local event. It took place in Norwalk, Ct. Not in Norwalk, Ohio. You are asked to investigate it ; Asked to believe a citizen’s word, To confirm a citizen’s statement. Any article that isendoreed at home, That obtains res1dent advocates, Is more worthy of confidence Than a far-off foreign article, Testified by foreign people. Mr. A. C. White. hatter, of 47 River street says: “Mrs. White has been so bad with headache Ihat she could not attend to the most trivial household duties, and has, on more than one occasion been confined to bed. Doan’s Kidney Pills came to our notice through reading the papers and thinking they might help her, she went to Hale’s drug s‘ore and got a box. Although pretty bad at. the time, the pills took right hold and she pulled through the attack without giving com- pletely up, something she could not do betore using the remedy. We can both recommend Doan’s Kidney Pills ; she from experience, I from observation ” Doan’s Kidney Pills for sale by all dealers, price 50 cents. By mail on re- ceipt of price by Foster—llilburn Co., Buffalo. N Y., sole agents for the U. S Remember the name, Doan’s, and take no 0 her. The Elle Ice company has harvested its largest crop of we, having out about. thirty-five hundred tons of good ice averaging 11 foot’in thickness. Great Triumph, Instant relief and a permanent cule by the great remedy, Otto’s Cure for Lung and Throat diseases. Why will you irri- tate your throat and lungs with a terrible hacking cough when Edward P. Weed, Norwalk, or George C Stillson. South Norwalk, sole agents 11 ill furnish you with a free sample bottle of this guaran teed remedy. ? Its success is simply won- derful, as your d riggist will tell you. Sampefrl ee. Large bottles 50c and 250 Mr. and Mrs H. D. Cornell are at- tendingI the funeral of Mr. Cornell’s brother’s wife, in Brooklyn, tOvday. Mothu‘, Have You a) Baby? It so, get from your druggist to day for 25c . bottle of Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure. Ev: . _v baby often has distressing colic. Dr. lland’s Colic Cure gives immediate min I by removing wind from the ston. ash and quieting the nerves, giving restful sleep. Mother, think of the worry and anxiety this saves you. If your baby is teething Dr. Hand’s Teeth~ ing Lotion for 25c soothes and relieves all pain. Sold by all druggists. John Hadden has been appointed ad- ministrator of the estate of his mother, the late Mrs. Elizabeth Eadden. Moiher’sFind Nothing Equal to Dr.Han-l's Colic Cure, , WATERBURY Conn, 4-2-’96—-Hand Medicine Co:——D_ear Sirsz—“I am using Dr. Hand’s Cough and Croup Medicine and Colic Cure for my children and find nothing to equal them. They work like magic. I would not be ywithout them in my house. 'lhe little ones lovle Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure and cry for it; relieves them almost instantly. Mrs. Frank Smith, 22 Wood at. At all drug- gists, 25. Mrs. Edher Linehurz of France street, is spending arweek 1v11h her sis- ter Mrs. Gould of Fainfield Rheumatism Cured in a Day. “Mystic Cure”. for Rheumatism and Neuraleia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the System is remarkabie and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately dis- appears. The first dose greatly benefits. T. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise City, Iowa; says: “I bought one bottle of ‘Mystic Cure’ for Rheuma- tism, and two doses of it did me more good than any medicine I ever took.” 75 cents. Sold by E. P. Weed, 38 Wall street, and N. C. Baur, 55 Wall street, Druggists, Norwalk. Mr. Oliver Jackson of Chicago, is in town, having come East 011 a business trip and will return tL-day. ' SAVE YOUR LIFE By using "The New Great South Ameri- can Kidney Cure.” This new remedy is 3 eat surprise on account of its ex~ ceed1ng promptness in relieving pain in the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male or female. It relievesretention of water, and pain in passing it almost immediate- ly, Save yourselves by using this mar- velous cure. Its use will prevent fatal consequences in almost all cases by its great alterative and healing. powers. Sold by E P. \VEED, Druggist, Norwalk, Conn? “Ernest-”a. former waiter in Mesa- berg’s restaurant is in town again after a three years absence THERE Is A crass 011‘ PEOPLE Who are injured bv the use of clft‘ee'. Recently there has been placed in all the grocerv stores a new preparation called Grain— 0, made of pure grains that takes the place ot come. The most delicate stomach receives it w1th out distress. and but few can tell is from cofi'ee. It does not cost over 1 at much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15 cts. per package. Try it. Ask for GRAIN—O- There will be a dance at St. John & Fiedlcr’s hall in Broad River Thursday night. Mrs. Melville E. Mead will 31% a card “At Home” Friday evening, Feb- ruary‘ltlth at eight o’clock. ' A RAlLW,AY TO Bet'sey’s Longing for Socie y Accomplish- ed the Feat. The most curious problem that ever confronted the legal authorities of the United States was that of moving Betsy Mullins, weight '580 pounds. They gave it up, but the task which could not he performed for the en- forcement of the law was undertaken in order that Betsy might attend a dance. Mrs. Mullins belongs the race of Ten- nessee mountaineers, and lives on the top of \Valden’s Ridge, in Hancock county. Her occupation is that of sell- ing moonshine _.whiskcy. It furnished her with a livelihood for twenty years. She enjoys absolutely unique advan- tages for engaging in this nefarious traffic. In the first place, her but among the mountains is four miles from any other heuse, and is reached only by a winding and treacheious path. It has been found impossible to re- move her. lent spirit, and is powerful as well as heavy. It required the efforts of six strong men to get her as far as the door, and then it was discovered that she could not go through. . She was too large for that. The question of demol- ishing a house in order to make an ar- rest f'<: selling liquor illegally was a delicate "lie, and could not be decided r“: the spot Betsy returned to her great wooden chair in triumph. having defied the au- thority of the United States, at which she jeered. It is several years since Betsy grew too large to get through the door. She has lived hitherto contentcdly in her little but, with a big chair and a big Jug, but recently a desire for social re— laxa tion awoke in her. She said she would lik c to attend a large dance which was to be given at Snccdville, a village six miles from her mountain home. Obviously, it was no light mat- ter to move Betsy Mullins. Her MO‘E A W 'CMAN. neighbors built a sort of railway to facilitate her progress down the moun- tain. The side of Betsy’s house was taken out, she waddled, with assist- ance, to the specially constructed car, in which she was loaded. Then with a very stout cable and a windlass, worked by strong hands, she was low- cred down the mountain and on to the dance.——New York Journal. METROPOLITAN STAGE JOKES. Jesso—I wouldn t touch you for the 11' 011d. F1111 'I‘an—You would if I had it. J csso—Under what unlucky star were you born? Fan Tan—Probably the lodcstur. “I have twin brothers; one is twen- ty and the other is twenty-two, says Smith to Campbell at Tony Pastor’s. “How can twins be different ages?" “They’re not different. One is twen- ty and the other is twenty, too.” Of the many new shows in town, “The Mandarin” has the merriest jcsts. I quote a few: Wun Wing—We’ll have one more drink and then go home. Fan Tan—Thank you, but I couldn’t do both. Aubrey Boucicnult, in his sketch at Keith’s, has many jokes which are, however, allied to the comedy. Strange to say. the one “outsider” which takes the best has this familiar ring: Helene Powell—Why don’t you take something for your cough? Boucicault—I took everything for it even a. cable car. Now I have the grip. Al. Wilson. the German comedian, has :1 hunting story of the Munchuusen type. "One cold If :y last TVinter I'wcnt tiger hunting in New Jersey. After a long search I found one in a tree and was about to shoot when I found I had left my bullet pouch at home. The tiger was about to spring upon me and the helplessness of my situation started me. perspiriug profusely. The sweat on my forehead froze in lumps and I broke off two 101' three, rammed them in the gun and. aiming between the tigcr‘s eyes. tired. The heat of the gun melted the ice bullets. but my aim 11.15 so 11111' 111: It the tiger was killcu by 11 nte1 on the brain.’ A Recitation “’on a Horse. A trump appeared at the house of J. H. Burton, three miles south of Col- umbia. 1110.. the other day, and asked for coldvictuals in Greek. He stated that he was a graduate of Princeton. Mr. Burton, himself a Greek scholar, was just about to strut for Columbia, and his horse was hitched in front of the house. " Jestingly he otTered to give the trump the horse if he could recite the Greek alphabet without a. mistake. The tramp looked at the horse and then at Mr. Barton. and then inquired if the bet included the saddle and bridle. Mr. Barton said that it did, and went into the house to get a Greek book. Returning he found the tramp had mounted the horse. As Mr. Burton stepped from the porch the tramp rut- tled off the alphabet without a mis- take, and turning the horse‘s hcad,'dis- appeared in a cloud of dust. The ani- mal on which the Princeton pilgrim rode away was one of the best saddle horses in BooneQC‘Iounty, noted for its blooded stock;—Philadelphia Press. He Was Very Observing. At a lunatic asylum an inmate was found wheeling a barrow upside down between a new wing anda stack of bricks. A visitor took the barrow, and turning it right side up, said, "This is the proper way.” Reply: a’ ye ken. When I try lt'that way they fill it fu‘ o’ brieks." _ The old lady is of a trucu: “Ah, that‘s 1 ""3 T’- l _ The~ ' Radiatotf of a furnace has much to do with its success- fulc iis’tribution of heat. The Bay State has, a large steel plate radiator so constructed that eveiy point is subjected to a powerful heat. The result is that the Bay State invariably warms more cubic feet, of air space to 70 de- grees temperature in a cold day than any other furnace of equal size or cost. We , den: 'nstrate the points here advertised about the Bay State Furnace 111 the literature which we are very glad to send upon application. BARSTOW STOVE CO. 228 Water St. NEW YORK FOUNDRIES—Providence, R. I. BOSTON OFFICE—56 Union Street ‘ Coxsum YOUR LOCAL DEALER hwfiij‘cRWI-e fiawwfiawkofigwwfigwuefiawkcfiw 6 TO THE PEOPLE OF NORWALK ' I The uizdcrtzgued Izamug purchased the Plumbzugaud 7m- 12mg business formerly conducted by Wm. P. Holmes at €7‘(o. 7 Water meet, and f tied the some as a f rsl-class Plumbing, Steam-l f llmg Gas and 7z'uumg Establishment, respectfully solz'czt a share of public patronage A ll work wzll how our personal superoz'szon and inspect- comm/1d lo executed wzz‘c prompluess and thoroughness. .fluy rue wanting f inf-class work done at the lowest prices mil do well to glue us a call. We 10le cheerfully estimate on all Plumbmg, 6415- f ltzug, Ste rm f ltzug, 7m and Sizcél Iron work of every dcscrzplzous. cfl ll jobbmg 10111 be attended to promptly. Hot air and steam healers cleaned audpul m thorough repair. Ca ’1 or ad- PHILLIPSON N. 3110 WN, Practical PINNIININSINNIII 8. Gas Files, T11 and Sheer ll'llll Workers 1 Water Street, Horwalk. 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