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A Considerate Dog.
A neat dog story, Which was related
3y a gentleman the other day, can be
:erified. He was riding upon the rear
of a trolley car when the car passed
over a nice, light, soft but, which had
blown between the tracks. The hat
was not injured, but the wind gave it
a little flirt after the car had passed
and dropped it fairly upon one of the
rails. A big New York car was com
ing and ahead of it a big mongrel
pointer dog was trotting along.
The dog glanced at the hat, looked
at the car, and then pickipg up the hat
in his teeth ran over to the curb and
deposited it upon the sidewalk near a
group of pavers who were working
alongside of the court house. After
putting the hat in a safe place the dog
toped after the big car and took his
place in front of it.—-;\'ewark Call.
Pepper.
"It. has always amused me,” re
marked a botanical expert. “to hear
people talking of their preference for
black pepper over white. and the var-
ious explanations they give for the.
same. Little do they know that. both
black and white pepper grow upon the
same shrub. 'Over' the pepper seed
grows a black covering. The seed it-
self 3:: white. or nearly so. To make
Mat-k pepper the seed and its external
rovoring are ground up, while the
white pepper is the seed alone ground
up. White pepper is milder than black.
the greater part of thepnngency be-
ing in the covering. A pepper made
at the coverings alone would be such
hot stuff that it would burn the mouth.
The black covering of the pepper seed
contains the oi1.—Washington Star.
Turin-cl Black and Died.
a _ medical
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.-\ peculiar case from
standpoint was that of Luther
l‘hrasher.
The strange part of the case and the
feature which proved so interesting to
:lie physicians consulted was that
about three months before he died the
Joy began to turn black. The nigres-
L‘t‘llCe continued. and at the time of his
loath ho. was as dark as. or darker
:lian most accrues—Hartford Courant.
Great Triumph,
Instant relief and a permanent cure by
the great remedy, Otto's cure for Lung
and Throat diseases Why will you irri-
tate your throat and lungs with a terrible
.hacking cough when Edward P. \Vced,
Norwalk, or George C Stillson, South
Norwalk, sole agents will furnish you
with a free sample bottle of this guaran-
teed remedy ? Its success is simply won-
derful, as your druggist will tell you.
Sampei’rl ee. Large bottles 50c and 25d
Arrangements are bein,-_nr made by the
Pioneer boys to hold a barbecue at
their Moms after the regular monthly
meeting next; Tuesday night, in honor
of the: returnishins: of their parlors.
Mother, Have You, 1; Baby?"
It so, get from your druggist today for
25cabottle of Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure.
Every baby often has distressing colic.
Dr. Hand‘s Colic Cure gives immediate
relief by removing wind from the
stomach and quieting the nerves, giving
restful sleep, Mother, think of the
worry and anxiety this saves you. If
your baby is teething Dr. Hand’s Teeth-
ing Lotion for 25¢ soothes and relieves
all pain. Sold by all druggists.
Miss Helen Brown, who has been
visiting friends in town, returned to
her home in New Hch'D last. evening.
Mother’slv‘ind Kelli-mg Equa' to Dr.Haud‘s
Colic Cure
WATERBURY Conn , 4-2396—«Hand
Medicine Co:———Dear Sits:—-“I am using
Dr Hand's Cough and Croup Medicine
and Colic Cure for my children and find
nothing to equal them. They work
like magic. I would not be without
them in my house The little ones love
Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure and cry for it ; it
relieves them almost instantly. Mrs.
Frank Smith, 2-2 Wood St. At all drug-
gists, 25.
Articles of associa‘ion of the Colorado
Beef 00., a corporation to be loo rte-d
in Bridgeport were filed yesterday.
Rheumatism Cured in a Day.
“Mystic Cure” for Rheumatism and
Neuraleia radically cures in 1 to 3 days.
Its action upon the System is remarkabie
and mysterious. It removes at once the
cause and the disease immediately dis-
appears. The first dose greatly benefits.
T. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa; says : “I bought.
one bottle of ‘Mystic Cure’ for Rheuma-
tism, and two doses of it did me more
goodlthan any medicine I ever took.”
75 cents. Sold by E. P. Weed, 38 Wall
street, and N. C. Baur, 55 Wall street,
Druggists, Norwalk.
The sleighing is excellent. and many
handsome turnouts were seen on the
streets to-d ay.
SAVE YOUR LIFE
By using "The New Great South Ameri-
can Kidney Cure.” This new remedy
is a great surprise on account of its ex-
ceeding promptness in relieving pain in
the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male
or female. It re.'iev.:sretention of water,
and pain in passing it almost immediate-
ly. Save yr iii-sechs bv using this mar-
velous cur: ls use will prevent fatal-
consequeaces in almost all cases by its
great
Sold by E l’ W'EED, Druggist, Né’rwalk,
Conn
{I‘hu meeting of the. Norwulk Bar was
held this morning and adj aimed to
Saturday evening: at 7:3).
Owing to over-crowding and bad vdntil-
ation, the air of the schoolroom is often close
and impure, and teachers and pupils fre—
quently suffer from lung and throat trou-
bles. To all such we would say, try Chain--
berlain’s Cough Remedy. For coughs,
colds, weak lungs and bronchial troubles, no
other remedy can compare with it. Says A.
C. Freed, Superintendent of Schools, Prairie
Depot, Ohio: “Having some knowledge of
the ciiicacy of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy
l have no hesitation in recommending it to all
who auil’cr from coughs, lung troubles, etc.”
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L‘or sale by E. ~Weed, Drugg'st. ..
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alterative and healing powers.-
how such things get hung!”
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AN INFECTlOUS LAUGH.
And the Management. Required to Rouse
. {an Ohio Audience.
“There’s nothing in the world more
contagious than good, hearty laugh-
ter,’.’ declared the manager who had a
rough-and-tumble time of it in his ear-
lier days, but is now on the warm and
sunny side of “Easy street.”
“One time, down in Southern Ohio, I
struck a town that was really virgin
soil for the theatrical missionary.
There wasn't a minute of daylight that
our posters were not surrounded by a
crowd with mouths and eyes wide
open. When night came the hall was
jammed, “but it couldn’t have been a
less responsive audience if the penalty
for laughing had been solitary impris-
onment for life. The show wasn’t half
bad, and yet we couldn’t get a hand
or even a smile.
“While the people on the stage were
guying the crowd and talking about
the comforts of the Arctic climate, who
should appear at the window of the
cox-office but big ‘Bill’ Meeker, that
I used to know at home. He was a
traveling man. and with him was
‘Shorty’ Tompkins, just as big and as
jolly,
“ ‘For heaven‘s sake, “Bill,” ’ I broke
out, ‘get right in. there, you and your
friend. Set that laugh of yours to go-
ing. ' Cut loose for all you’re worth,
and see if you can’t prove an ice
crusher] 2:0 sooner were they seated
than ‘llill' caught a joke, opened a
mouth big enough to catch baseballs
and let forth a roar that dropped ici-
cles from the cave troughs. ‘Shorty’
joint-d in, and the players couldn’t es-
cape the contagion. Pretty soon some
of the old farmers broke into a cackie,
and inside of three minutes» it was
simply pandemonium. People laughed
till they were sick. Every act was en-
cored. It was 1 o’clock before we
‘ could get the curtain down. and we
had over three hundred invitations to
return—Detroit Free Press.
MlLLAlS EXPLAINED IT GENTLY.
But the ' 0111;; Lady hltlst Have Felt Re-
markably Small.
Here is a little story of the late presi-
dent of the Royal Academy, which he
himself was fond of telling occasion~
ally, and which is too good to be lost.
I give it in Millais‘s own words:
I found myself seated one evening
at a rather grand dinner next to a very
pretty gushing girl to whom I had not
been introduced. She fired into con-
versation directly she had finished her
soup, and as it was May began with
the inevitable question, “I suppose
you’ve been to the Academy?” I re-
plied that I had. “And did you notice
the Millais? Didn't you think they
were awful daubs? I can’t imagine
She was
going on gayly in the same strain,
while I sat silent, when suddenly the
amused smiles of those round her and
the significant hush brought her to a
sudden stop. She colored rather pain-
fully and whispered-to me in a fright-
ened voice, “For heaven’s sake, what
have I done?‘ Have I said anything
dreadful? Do tell me.” “Not now,” I
replied: “eat your dinner in peace,
and I'll tell you by-and-by.” She did
so, rather miserably, vainly trying to‘
exact from me at intervals what the
matter was, and when dessert came I
tilled'up her glass with champagne
and told her to gulp it down very
quickly when I counted three. She
obeyed without protest. and I took the
opportunity when she couldn’t speak
to say. "\\'011. I am Millais. But let’s
be t‘riends!"—Boston Transcript.
Exalring Her Idea of Him.
A State-street jeweler was convers-
ing with a friend the other day when a
large. stylishly dressed woman and
her daughter of about nineteen years
dropped in and wanted to look at some
diamonds. ,
The jeweler nib-played a trayful of
glittering gems and the elderly caller
said: “I want to get a stone to match
this one. lt is for a Christmas pres-
rnt for my other daughter, and I want
to surprise the dear girl."
Wliereupon she slipped off a solitaire
ring which the younger caller wore
and handed it to the jeweler.
"Well." he said. “I can match the
stone. of course. if you will give me a
little time It, is a finer grade than
we usually carry in stock."
“What will one like that cost?” in-
quired the woman.
“About $400—approximately,” he re
plied. and the customers. with effus-
ive thanks. departed.
"I sold that stone :1 week ago," re-
marked the jeweler as he rejoined
"It cost $175. The old
lady is simply dying with curiosity to
find out what her daughter’sengage-
inent ring cest. Ah. there‘are tricks
in all trades but ours.”-—Chicago
Times-Herald.
A Joke on Senator Hoar.
Senator Hoar tells this story:
He was riding in a train down on
Cape God this summer. when he felt a
lap on his shoulder. and. glancing back.
he saw a benevolent-looking old lady
studying hisfacc. ‘
"Em-1150,1110.” she said. “but‘ aren‘t
vou Mr. Jefferson?"
The Senator thought at first he had ,
been taken for Thomas Jefferson. and
he was inclined to be. piqued. Then it
occurred to him that Joe Jefferson, the
ictor, inhabits that part of the country,
so he replied benignly:
“No. '1 am not Mr. Jefferson. TVill
you be kind enough to tell me which of
his characters I reminded you of? Was
it Bob Acres or Rip VanWinkle?"
“A little of both," was the reply.—
Washington Post.
The magistrate: “I be e I phall 'not
see you here again.” Prisoner, .who is
arrested every week: “Not see me?
Why, yer ain’t goin’ ter resign yer po-
sition, are yer‘i'l” . ., v -
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