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Two Well-known rich men were «rotor
rig downtown in the elevated the other
morning and the following conversa-
“Do you have 'a private watchman
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' to look after your town residence?"
queried he who we will term as Smith.
“Why—yes—certainly—of * course,” re-
plied the other, whom we-will term
Brown, in seeming amazement at such
a senseless question. -
“Well, so did I until the last few
months,” returned Smith, “but‘ I’ve
found a better scheme than that, and
as you live several blocks away from
' me I don’t mind piming you on to it.”
“What do you do, tip the regular blue
mat on the quiet?” answered Brown.
“Nope.”
“Have burglar alarms set for every
possible entrance both by day as well
as by night?” _
“No, not that, either,” returned
Smith triumphantly. "I just aim to
nave the prettiest kitchen maid on the
clock."
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A Curious PI aye-r.
At an Armenian meeting in the East
End of London the other night, Mr.
Benn relieved its seriousness by the
relation of an incident at once grotes-
que and pathetic, says Tit-Bits. At :1
Salvation Army meeting recently, he
said, a fervent Salvationist prayed,
with all the intensity of his faith, that
God would “break the Sultan’s heart.”
with a view. of course, to the conver-
sion of the barbarous Abdul. The
prayer was interrupted by an addi-
tional petition from one of the devout
company,'aiid it ran thus: “Oh, God!
break his neck.” .
nxprcs- ed in a Few \Yords.
A lawyer. residing in the North of
England and noted for his laconic style
of expression, sent the following terse
and witty note to a refractory client
who would not succumb to his reiter-
ated demands for the payment of his
hill—“Sir—If you pay the enclosed,
15 you do not, I
shall oblige you."
Baby’s Best Fq-icnd_fllotlwr....l\‘cart
Hanzl‘s Colic Cure.
HARTFORD, Comm, Oct, 26 ’95—The
Haul Medicine Co.—“By request of my
wife the undersigned writes you “that
baby’s best friend is her moiher,’ and
next best is Dr. Hand's Colic Cure. Used
same for past months it is impossible
to wriie our apprecmtion of your prepa‘
ration and do most cheerfully request all
mothers to use same for their little ones.
Our baby is now teething. W. Lincoln
Barnard.” Sold—by all druggists, 25c.
Dr
The Broad River Social club will give
a dance and entertainment next Friday
evenf'n 5.
From Sire to Son'
As a family medicine, Bacon’s Celery
King for the nerves passes from sire to
son as a legacy. If you have kidney,
liver or blood disorder get a free sample
package of this remedy. If you have in-
digestion, constipation, headache, rheu,
matism, this specific will cure you. Ed-
ward P. Weed, N orwalk, or George C.
Stillson, South Norwalk, the leading
druggists, are sole agents, and are distrib-
uting samples free. Large packages 50c
and 25c. '
The L-cdies’ Aid society‘ of the Bap-
ti:t_ church met. at the home of Mrs. E.
R. SherWood yesterday afternoon.
Glad Tidings
The grand specific fcr dispepsia, liver
complaint, Rheumatism. Costiveness,
general debility, etc., is Bacon’s Celei y
King for the Nerves T hisgreat herbal
rouic stimulates the digestive organs,
teguates the liver and restores the system
.10 vigorous health and energies. Sam-
ples tree. Largepacfisages 50c and 25c.
Sold only by ltdward P. Weed, Norwalk,
and George C. Stillscin, South Norwalk.
The National Monetary conference,
called to consider the sulj -ct. of our-
rency reform, met in Indianapolis
yesterday. . __
Rh’etunatism Cured in a Day.
“Mystic Cure” for Rheumatism and
Neuraleia radically cures in 1 to 3 days.
Its action upon the system is remarkabie
and mysterious. It. removes at once the
cause and the disease immediately dis-
appears. The first dose greatly benefits.
T. F Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of
Promise City, Iowa; says: “I bought
one bottle of ‘Mystic Cure’ for Rheuma-
tism, and two doses of it did me more
good than any medicine I ever took.”
75 cents. Sold by E. P. Weed, 38 Wall
street, and N. C. Baur, 55 Wall street,
Druggists, Norwalk.
Building mover Put-trick or Crunbury
will on Sunday next commence the
moving of the Consoliduted railroad
debot at Gi nbrOok across the trucks
and place it on a new foundation.
an no I o (u: LIFE
By using' "The New Great South Ameri-
can Kidney Cure.” This new remedy
, is a great surprise on account of its ex~
ceeding promotness in relieving pain in
the Kidneys. Bladder and Back in male
or female. It relievesretention of water,
and pain in passing it almost immediate-
ly. Save yourselves by using this mar-
velous cure. Its use will prevent fatal
consequences in almost all cases by its
great alterative and healing powers.
gold by E P. \VEED, Druggist, Norwalk,
onn. » ‘ ‘ -
There is splen lid skating on Kellogg’s
pond. at Broad Riverund last night the
ice was covered with a merry party of
skatoriul kings and queens, and the
scene was [a kaledioscopic pretty one.
Owing to over-crowdin and bad ventil—
ation, the air of the school own is often close
and impure, and teachers and pupils fre-
quently sufl'er from lung and. threat trou-
bles. To all such we would say, try Cham-
berlain’s Cough - Remedy. For coughs,
colds, weak lungs and bronchial troubles, no
other remedy can compare with it, Says A.
C. Freed, Superintendent of Schools, Prairie
' Depot, Ohio: “Having some knowledge. of,
_ ‘EVENINGSr
the efficacy of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy
I have no hesitation in recommending it to all
who suffer from coughs, lung ‘Lrouuics, etc."
SHE HELD THE TRAIN.
And lDefled the Conductor to Make Her
Get Out of the “lay.
“Before I came to this part of the‘
country I was an engineer on a rail-
road down South,” said a railway man
to a Chicago “f13imeSeHerald” reporter.
“We used to make a long run and we
were pretty slow about it. While on
that line I had ’some very odd experi-
ences. I remember one day when we
reached the junction station a woman
came up to me and asked ’me to hold
the train for, five minutes. She said
that her daughter wanted to take the
train to the city. I told her that it was
impossible for me to hold the train for
her.
" ‘I don't see why,‘ she expostulatcd,
~‘I think you might do a little thing like
that.’
“I tried to explain to her that trains
ran on schedule time, and, like time
and tide, wait for no man, or woman,
either, for that matter. But she
wouldn’t have it, and finally just as we
were about to start, she shouted, in~
dignantly:
“ ‘Well, I‘ll just see about that.’
“I laughed, but soon I ceased to
laugh. For what did that old woman
do but get right on the track about
three feet in front of the engine. She
sat herself there, firmly grasping hold
of the rails with both hands. The con-
ductor signaled for me to go ahead,
as'our stop was over. But I couldn’t
do it as long as she remained on the
track, for I would kill her certainly.
I called to the conductor, and he, im-
patient at the delay, came up. I ex-
plained the situation to him. He was
as mad as I was, and going up to the
woman told her to get off the track.
“ ‘I just won‘t,’ ,she replied; ‘until my
daughter gets on board your train.’
“He pleaded with her some more, and
finally declared that he would be com—
pelled to use force.
“ ‘Just you dare l’ she cried.
you for damages if you dol’
"This opened a new complication,
and we reasoned with ourselves wheth-
er we had better remove her ,by force.
Just as we had determined upon a
course of policy, her daughter came up
the track, kissed her good-bye and got
on the train, 'while her mother called
to her:
" ‘Go ahead, Mary Ann. You have
plenty of time, though, for I will sit
on the track until you get on board.’
“And then, when Mary Ann was
safely on board and we were about
ready to run over the old woman if
necessary, she calmly and slowly got
up and waved me a good-bye, calling,
as we pulled out of the station: ‘I
hope I‘ve teac-licd you fellcrs a grain
of pcrlitcncss.’ ”
‘I‘ll sue
BOTH IN THE SAME BOAT.
But Did Notlenow They Were in it, and
“'ei'e, Therefore, Two Scared M81].
' In America newspaper men usually
travel on the railways free.
cent gathering of notable men the af-
ter-dinner chat turned upon personal
experiences, and a distinguished jurist
related this. After graduation he mi-
grated to a Western town. Months of
idleness, with no prospect of improve-
ment. induced him to seek a new home.
Without money to pay his fare, he
boarded a train for Nashville, intend-
ii g to seek employment as reporter on
one of the daily newspapers. ‘When
the conductor asked for his ticket, he
said. “I’m on the staff of the , of
Nashville; I suppose you will pass
me?“ The conductor looked at him
sharply. ‘ “The editor of that paper is
in the smoker: come with me. If he
identifies you. all right.” He followed
the conductor into the smoker, and the
situation 'was explained. Mr. Editor
said. “Oh. yes—I recognize him as one
of the stuff: it's all right!” Before
leuviiig the train the lawyer again
sought the editor. “Why did‘you say
you recognized me? I’m not on your
paper." "I’m not the editor eith-
er.“ was the reply. “I’m travelling on
his pass, and was scared to death lest
you slipiild give me away.”
Doctorng 3 Lioness.
Down in the basement of the Zoo
yesterday afternoon the youngest lion-
ess. Juliet. was out of her cage with
her teeth bored, and one 01' two of
those. present forgot that they had not
seen the tiger and started upstairs.
But Juliet was under the influence of
ropes. with a strong man, at the end
of each. There was a rope on every
one of her feet and another around her
head and shoulders. The more she
druggied the worse it turned out for
herself. .
When she became quiet, a veterinary
surgeon clipped some of the fur from
lll‘i' Iizicle with a pair of horse clippers,
zillil lli('ll made, little holes in her hide
with a hot instrument. When the busi-
ness was finished. Juliet looked as
though she wore a huge porous plas-
l'ci‘ on the hack. That is the way they
performed an operation on the lioness.
.Iiiliet was skyhirking with some oth-
er lions and fell over on her back in
the. cage The result was that she
could not stand much on her hind legs,
and was unable to jump as a good per-
forming lion should jump.
Hopes were :ihout'givmi up in the
case when Dr. W. L. Le Baw, of the
Harvard school of veterinary iiieiliciiie.
:icard of it and proffered his assistance.
it was evident that. there was some—
thing the matter with .Tuliet‘s spinal
column. 'l‘lierci'orc. this operation ol’
"tiring." as they call it, was decided
upon. and Dr. Le Baw performed it.—~
The Boston Herald.
Encouraging a Good Order.
On the occasionof the. Lord Mayor's
visit to North London recently. :i cap-
tain was heard to remark to his corps:
“Close up, boys: close. up! It the.
enemy were 'to°iire onyou when you.
are struggling along like that. they
wouldn’t kill a single‘ man of you...
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