Now is he ‘ 'i 0 Send in Your Advertisements or all Trade " . THE . EVENING , GAZETTE ' IS THE RIGHT HEOIIIH THROIIOH WHIOH TO HEAOH THE HEAOIHO, PUBLIO. The Only Eight—Page. One-Cent Paper in the Norwalks. r v“ The Value 0 anAlAdvelisemeng vv' v wrpruns on THE racists on": prom wno nun iT. invrnusairurs II THE EVEHIHO OIZETTE IRE HEIO BY THOSE WHO HAVE HOHEY TO SPEHO. ,‘O“LYlCENT. OFFICE OPEN .EYENINcs. / . . ', .y_ 1 1:5. ’_ u‘ .[ '-.‘ :1,- l l l .. ~_ so nusuurjm-st undlng the Explanhtion. Mr. W. S. Gilbert dropped into the opera-box of a. ‘parvenue‘ friend one evening when The Magic Flute was on the bills. After asking him who wrote the music, the lady said, “Mozart- Mozart? Never heard of him before. He’s immense! Why isn't be here? Why isn’t he doing something else? Why isn’t he composing?” "‘Because he’s decomposing. my dear lady!” an- su'ered Mr. Gilbert.' The Druggist’s Conscience. A Chicago drugglst keeps his store. open on... Sunday, but will sell medi- cines only, and the profit is devoted to charity. Sometimes he has to exercise a nice discrimination to avoid selling things which are not medical necessi- ties. The Tribune says he refused to let a little girl have ten cents’ worth of pearl powder until told that her sis- ter couldn’t “fix for church” without it. - Always Prepared. Mr. C-itily—Aren’t you always worry- ing lest you should get snowed in, or your ferryboat stuck in the ice? Mr. Isolate (of Lonesomehurst)—- Hardly! Why, I always have a basket- ful of groceries with me, and generally a new cook who could prepare some of them l—Puck. ' ' The City Man “Ian Fresh. Mr. Newboarder to farmer’s daugh- ter, familiarly: And how is our milk maid this evening? Farmer’s Daughter, returning from her milking: As usual, Mr. Newboard- er, same old cow, same old grass.— Upto-Date. __ Quite Insulted. “I went to Sunday-school yesterday,” a little girl said to her aunt, “and the teacher asked me ‘who made me.’ So l just told her nobody made me. I won- der if she. thought I was a paper dell!" Baby’s Best Friend—Mother.—.Nemt Dr Hand's Colic Cure. HARTFORD, CONN., Oct. 26 ’95—The Hand Medicine Co.—"By request of my wife the undersigned writes you ‘that baby’s best friend is her mother,’ and next best is Dr. Hand’s Colic Cure. Used same for past months. it is impossible to write our appreciation of your prepa- ration and do most cheerfully request all mothers to use same for their little ones. Our baby is now teething. W. Lincoln Barnard.” Sold by all druggists, 25c. Rector Watkins m Grace church, is sull'ering a good deal as ancient Job did, With a huge boil or carbuncle in- side his nose. It is to be hoped that his acute sufferings may be anodyned as Job’s were, by the fact that it is all be- cause he is s ) truly good. The gwo large dead elm trees in front of tte Raymond block on Main street are beiug cut down. From Sire to Sew As a family medicine, Bacon’s Celery King for the nerves passes from sire to son as a legacy. If you have kidney, liver or blood disorder get a free sample package of this remedy. If you have in- digestion, constipation, headache, rheu- matism, this specific will cure you. Ed- ward P. Weed, N orwalk, or George C. Stillsou, South. Norwalk, the leading druggists, are sole agents, and are distrib- uting samples free. Large packages 50c and 25c. The PortereRitch trial which was opened in the Superior Court on Nov. 10th, will, it is expected be finished up next Tuesday. Glad Tidings The grand specific for dispepsm, liver complaint, Rheumatism. .costiveness, general debility, etc., is Bacon’s Celery King for the Nerves. This great herbal ronic stimulates the digestive organs, teguates the liver and restores the system to vigorous health and energies. Sam- ples free. Largepackages 50c and 25c. Sold only by Edward P. Weed, Norwalk, and George C. Stillson, South Norwalk. Within the past eight days 177tramps have been given lodging tthe Hotel Howard. Last night twenty-six par- took of the ht spitality of the place. Rheumatism Cured in a DaJ. “Mystic Cure” for Rheumatism and Neuralgia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the System is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the .disease immediately dis- appears. The first dose greatly benefits. T. F. Anthony, Ex-Postmaster of Promise City, Iowa; says : “I bought one bottle of ‘Mystic Cure’ for Rheuma- tism, and two doses of it did me more good than any medicine I ever took.” 75 cents. Sold by E. P. Weed, 38 Wall street, and N. C. Baur, 55 Wall street, Druggists, Norwalk. Mr. Florence Callahan: is removing his family and househo belongings from Darien to Chapel street, this city. SAVE rows LIFE I By using "The New Great South Ameri- can Kidney Cure.” This new remedy is a great surprise on account of its ex~ ceeding promptness in relieving pain in the Kidneys, Bladder and Back in male or female. It relieve sretention of water, and pain in passing it almost immediate- ly, Save yourselves by usingthis mar- velous cure. ,Its use will, prevent fatal consequences in almost all cases by its great alterative and healing powers. Sold by E P. WEED, Druggist, Norwalk, Conn. ' .. Pioneer Hook and Ladder Company prop-mes purchasing more new turni- andture a new carpet. Owing to over-crowding dud 'bad ventil- ation, the air of the schoolroom is often close and impure, and teachers and pupils fre- quently suffer from lung and throat trou- bles. To all such we would say, try Cham- berlain’s Cough Remedy. For coughs, colds, weak lungs and bronchial troubles, no other remedy can compare with it. Says A. C. Freed, Superintendent of Schools, Prairie Depot; Ohio: “Having some knowledge" of . the efficacy of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy I have no hesitation in recommending it to all. who suffer from coughs, lung troubles, etc.” i For sale byE.‘ P. Weed,'Druggist., ‘ . ' ‘ TuninvENING oAznTTn*. " FOR BOYS AND GIRL-:3. » A DOLL. MISSIONARY. A White Girl’s Plaything Conquers a ' Savage Indian Tribe. “A gentleman from the ground up— the finest gentleman in the regular army,” was the way an old Omaha re- porter referred to a gentleman at the Hotel Portland, Major John G. Bourke, formerly .aid to General Crook, says the Portland Oregonian. And “then. warming up to his work, the old re- porter told the following: “They used to tell a story of Mr. Bourke when he was down in Arizona with Crook that shows what kind of a man he is. The General was trying to put a band of Apaches back on the reserve, but couldn’t catch them with- out killing them, and he wouldn’t do that. One day they captured a papoose and took, her to the fort. She was quiet all day, saying not a word, but her black beads of eyes watched every- thing. When night came she broke down and sobbed as a white child would. The fort was in despair until Mr. Bourke had an idea. From the adjutant’s wife he borrowed a doll that was a beautiful creation that had come to the adjutant’s little girl the previous Chrismas. When the young Apache was made to understand that it was has to keep her sobs ceased and she fell asleep. “'hen morning car...” the doll «was still clasped in her arms. She played with it all day, just as any child who had been educated to play prettily when its make-believe babies would have done, and seeming- lvl‘ all thought of ever getting back to the tribe, under the spell of enchant- ment placed over her by the doll, had left her. ', “Not so the ofiicers of the post, how- ever, for the thought of having to keep the papoose without having the tribe make some inquiries as to its welfare bothered him to no considerable ex- tent. Several days passed with no ‘sign of overtures being.r made by the tribe, and finally in despair the pa- poose, with the doll still in its posses- sion, was sent back to the tribe. Major Bourke, who was then a first lieuten- ant, when the child was sent back to the tribe, had no idea of the effect his benevolent act to the papoose would have upon the crafty band of abori- gines. When the child reached the tribe, with its proud prize tightly grasped in its chubby hands, it created a sensation among the native Ameri- cans, and its mother later'went back to-the post with it. She was received its a hospitable manner and kindly treated, and the effect of her visit was such that through her overtures were made to the tribe, with the result that soon afterwards the whole band moved back on the reserve. Major ,Bourke, in all probability, when the kind act .was done, in order to. placate the heart‘broken papoose, had no idea of its ever being of such service to General Crook and his for- ces. It saved them from engaging in a bloody battle, in which the lives of the Apaches ,and Uncle Sam’s forces would have been jeopardized to such an extent that many would have been killed or maimed for life, and made possible, what is seldom accomplished, the placing of a large body of one of the most barbarous Indian tribes on the American continent back on the reservation without the loss of a life. The Apaches were of the same tribe as that which Geronimo made do dead. ly work not so many years ago.” " Parlerewski,” a Dog‘Pianist. Like the original of thename, he has a. striking head of hair and is one of the attractions at an uptown show house. He is a black French peodle, with nothing remarkable about his ap- pearance. except that he is shaved all over his body and the hair on his head is left long. Paderewski. the dog, trots out on the stage, gleefully wagging his tail, and jumps up on a music stool in front of a piano that is three feet long. The piano has only one octave, and each of the keys is four inches wide. Seated on his-haunches, Paderewksi prepares to play. Duty-first, he' looks around abstractedly and ». gives his head a preliminary shake: Then the orchestra plays slowly through theone tune he knows. It is “The Last Rose of Summer,” and the dog listens. with his ears critically cocked. Then. with an air as if giv- ing the orchestra points, and at a sig- ngl from his master he brings one paw down and strikes a note.‘ ' The look of apparent conceit cu Pad- erewski’s face is almost as funny as his pfiying. He evidently feels he is doing himself proud, and his back stif~ fans as he goes on. . Note by note. the orchestra accom- panies him, and this helps to keep up the tune when the dog. as be some. times does, strikes 'a false note. Paderewski always becomes tired be- fore the tune is finished. .He looks as if he would jump down and run, if his master was not there. \Vhen, the tune is ended he trots ofi the stage with a distinct air of relief. A Reasoning Cat. . Some children had set up a cage of white mice. One of them when given a run has a way of making for the chimney—perhaps he prefers a little color. The other day he managed to make the ascent, and did not come- down again; was found outside'the house by the stable cat. which brought him and laid hi indown at the feet. of one of the children; then he purred and rubbed himself against her legs. The .mousc was not the least injured, only, fright- ened. and lay panting for nearly quar- ter Of an hour, after which he began tc run about, andwva's altogether him- self again._ The‘cat’s conduct seems quite as remarkable as it was exem- plary, for he never had been known to spure‘a-mops’e before. . - but two days later he , Window Glass: Odd Sizes Out to Order. Putty in 5 Pound Cans. \- Prepar’ejd. Paint, ‘ Oils and Turpen- , tine, Hardware a Housefur n i s h- »ing‘s. ' " a. H. WILLIAMS ' 7 Main St. First of Arnerican Newspaper8.3" " ’Ainerican Ideas.-the.> American Sptit. These first,last. and all . - the time. forever. 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